I Went To Japan's Yαoi Cafe...

what is up my beautiful weebs and today we are in ikebukuro and for a very special reason we're actually going to go to a yaoi cafe which you can see there's a sign up there and i'm sure many of you seen this cafe floating around on youtube but i haven't seen any of the videos and i want to go in there myself and experience it thank you to anime planet for partnering with me and allowing this video to be possible i'm a little nervous but i'm kind of excited to see what happens i know it's gonna be so cringy but let's do it let's do it right so let's go in i'm not gonna lie it isn't the most flattering building i've seen but they're waiting inside right now so we're gonna go up and see how it goes so let's do that [Music] oh hi hi hello oh okay uh oh is so weird where would you like him to start uh just from the regulations is fine it's so hard to make eye contact he's way too like beautiful it's so intimidating he's like i don't want to make eye contact oh i can understand some of it but it's like okay it just works oh wow thank you oh i've seen this one before flower and bunny and then there's i don't know how to say this one i can't read this my brother don't pant that's uh so i just read this now is that is that what i do okay i mean i'm unsure of like the correct etiquette oh they can read it for me oh could you read this for me well i can't say it's like it's like one of my yowie readings on the channel but they're doing it and so they read to me in their soft dreamy voices my favorite literature i feel like it's so wasted on me i can't understand the word me yeah you want to do the noises oh that is graphic this is like gymnastics level of difficult this shot this is impressive reading yowie alone in my bedroom is like way less awkward than i thought like oh my god this is what is this okay this is too much power i don't want to say it because this feels really mean but bottom yeah bottom top okay yeah okay this is so weird okay [Music] [Music] oh wow that's so romantic i didn't think it was going to oh wow oh oh it's gone wait yeah [Music] so we're going to be playing jenga now and if i lose i have to eat a teriyaki with a lot of wasabi in it so i don't want to do that but we'll see japanese this is the cutest stranger i've ever seen of course yeah just put a lot in it yeah yeah just kill me yeah my translator is just uh reminiscing of other times she's been here like you ironically love this don't you no yeah yeah she so does it's very intimidating they're just like so beautiful and they look at me and i'm just like wow thank you this is like it's a lot of fun but it's incredibly uncomfortable because when you're reading yowie in your bedroom on a camera it's fine there's no one judging you when you're here and there's like it's the yowie's in front of you it's like oh no no oh no so that's basically it but you don't have to translate that they always grab each other when we're just not doing anything it's so kind of like cute but weird i don't know just waiting just sit on the road uh do you guys like anime or manga outside of your job oh wow the flakes are moving that's so cool okay so i go first okay oh oh no oh no come on my engineering degree this is there's no way this is coming out you know what i'm gonna go for a different one i'm gonna oh my god this one thank you thank you i'm doing well in a child's game yeah no way what the hell what the hell oh these guys are cheating man i have like a mid-life crisis over my decision they just did it like that this one so charming so playful oh wow oh i'll be nice you're too beautiful i can't let you do it i'll do it oh yeah oh my god that's got wasabi in it oh my god oh yeah i feel like i'm on like a weird black mirror episode at this point i don't really know what's what's going on but okay this is a terrible suggestion but i kind of want to call one of them kermit and the other one connor can we do that i asked them to do a scenario with uh kermit and connor and i actually brought kermit with me so this is the uh the kermit x connor fanfiction in real life it's like 50 shades of grey okay okay okay [Music] i'm he's really pounding that into a sausage house oh my god it's steaming i'm gonna put that steaming oh he's putting that steamy log in the kermit all right oh wow wow i already went for that huh damn [Applause] hmm i paid money for this i made this happen oh my god thank you kevin you did good i'm gonna shove this back in my bag i was hoping he would get rice on his cheek and like try eating it off his cheeks off kermit they can do that this is the most romantic action kermit's going to get all yet uh yeah she's way too into this oh okay it's on his it's on his face like yeah it fell off he needs to stick up his face a little bit moisten his face a little bit calm down bailey calm down i bet they can't wait for me to leave i don't know how i feel about this i should eat it what if i just pour all over my face and just oh wait she said that you're just gonna eat it like that you're not gonna make it into something different should i make it into a shave oh okay you're gonna do it for me okay he's gonna feed me his sausage i yeah i i'm gonna go home i see him he's still holding on to the kermit i i didn't ask him to do that oh okay thank you thank you so much i see [Music] this is this is way more way more love than i ever gave kermit what am i doing this is great this was like started out kind of like oh oh and now it's just like what is even happening i don't even know it's amazing thank you so like i said we've asked them to do an original story and they're going to act out their own one and do something saucy so i'm going to be an extra in this one is that correct okay okay what do i need to do what's my what's my role i just english teacher you teach him i'll teach him english yeah okay welcome to english class my name is get out of here so i would ask how are you and you say yeah how are you yeah oh i'm great thank you oh hello hello welcome student ohio just like that oh wow that's very aggressive my god oh my oh that is that is seductive that is [Music] wow maybe i shouldn't pay maybe they'll do that to me i didn't see anything i'll just pretend you know wow [Music] it's like shakespeare's third i feel like i'm watching porn but i just didn't choose incognito it feels weird [Music] oh [Music] oh this is how they say sorry [Music] it's just like when you're watching anime like your parents walk in on like the worst possible scene but it's all of this just all of that just the power of that oscar you guys deserve an oscar that was amazing this is actually what it's like to come here sometimes it's like two staff or maybe it's one step like that oh wow so i got really lucky i had three guys i've had a very very nice experience with what i'm hearing what else is there to do mainly i don't know yes you do oh you can teach me words now encounter 10 dance is good i like it when one guy is really sunday and one is like you know shy i think it's really cute when there's a sunderry guy he's like maybe macho and then like a guy's really like going after him i know i know i know there's two ones oh my oh my god oh hi hi i know [ __ ] first yeah done wow i'm looking like a real degenerate right now huh yeah i know that yeah i'm just gonna sip my coffee while they find something i don't know yeah yeah it's charming suits are very nice suits are going yeah very very very nice there's a stained tissue in there why is that there oh i know this one yeah oh i love this one yeah yeah he's like is this what you like like look he skipped to like the one part where this dude's getting rammed this is a a work of art as we say oh why don't you keep showing me the scenes where dudes are getting round i feel like he's taunting me he just keeps opening the book and he's like look at him look at what you like isn't this what you want to let's get it i'm gonna have to go with this one i'll just choose it i'll just take it with it so typically if you come here and it's like a busy day you would just read the books and they would come around talk to you and yeah i see so if i were to drop my coffee kind of like you know yep this is it [Music] that's true love huh i see oh i'm a second year now i've graduated wow thank you coupon oh wow you're already assuming i'm coming back that's wise i'm gonna thank you yeah i should bring some people thank you so much i gotta get out of here bye bye i feel like i'm gonna shower now do something i gotta go home i don't know what that was what did i just experience i i'm lost for words i i don't even know how to describe that that was painful interesting fascinating why did i do this why did i spend money on this but it was pretty fun it was pretty fun it was kind of weird but it's kind of amazing that you'd only get something like this in japan could you imagine this in the uk people would just be like oh no oh oh god but anyway i hope you guys did enjoy this video and once again thank you anime planet for sponsoring this video if you are interested in doing that please check out the link in the description uh and if you did enjoy this video please do consider subscribing or turning notifications on or any of that fun stuff uh all of it helps the channel and uh allows me to do more dumb stuff like this in tokyo so i hope you enjoyed that and thank you very much bye [Music] you

Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 3,607,077

Rating: 4.9695725 out of 5

Keywords: Yaoi, BL, Boys Love Cafe, Boys Love, Yaoi Cafe, CDawgVA, Japan, Tokyo, CDawg, Funny, Cringe, anime cafe, Tokyo Cafe, CDawg Cafe, CDawg Japan, japan yaoi cafe, cafe yaoi

Id: wRccvEsIybA

Length: 22min 3sec (1323 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 01 2019