They're All Stream Snipers! Asmongold RAGES in FFXIV (Chocobo Racing)

just give me a second i'm actually i'm actually gonna make this stream snipe proof okay i'm actually stream snipe proofing this all right i'm gonna walk i'm gonna walk away so you can't hear it from my mic no you're not no i'm stepping back i'm stepping back nobody's gonna hear it all right i swear to god if they're in the same manner [ __ ] now i'm going to tell you all take a look at this now i've been leveling up my chocobo okay i've been reducing its chromosomes every single day and now i have my chocobo he's been reduced by a pretty good amount of chromosomes now i think he's going to be level four i have been doing chocobo uh chocobo training for six hours a day and take a look at this okay fledgling adoption all right let's see him [Music] there he is boys there he is that's my new one see those stats those stats are getting a little bit better oh wait it's the wrong one holy [ __ ] bro bro i'm gonna take him over there right now i'm taking them over there right now man i'm so [ __ ] ready for this race chocobo registration it's going to be bold gold bolt this is bold gold the fourth okay now you're gonna watch a winner win you're gonna watch a player [Music] all play let's put those chromosomes to use come on [Music] this is the easiest easiest match [Music] man what the [ __ ] [Music] why is he [Music] how they so fast nah it's fine it's fine it's fine i'm not mad it's fine i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm good not i'm good i'm good i'm good it's fine no it's good i'm fine i'm fine it's good it's good it's good i'm doing what i need to do okay we'll get this here watch you guys are acting like i'm gonna lose but i'm not [Music] i'm not going to this is a level one chocobo level one chocobo is able to play on this level [Music] think about that all right come on let's go all right this guy's an idiot he has no idea what he's doing come on on this level no no no watch watch watch watch watch look out look how fast it moves man there it is see that i knew that was gonna [Music] well happen got [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] god damn it okay it's fine i'll wait for this to be over then i'll use it see they're running out of energy i'm not running out of energy though speed using the boost this is where i rise no [Music] are you kidding me okay i'm pushing i'm pushing right now i'm pushing i'm pushing get out of my way get out of my way get out of the way yup look at that [Music] oh my god bro what dude this thing's out of control i already got fourth place at level one what the [ __ ] dude that was insane dude that dude that hand dude those chromosomes are going to work all right all right come on [Music] this guy's getting in my way okay all right i'm gonna hold off give me the [ __ ] ass piece of [ __ ] [Music] i'm gonna save the other one get out of the way [Music] as soon as i can i'm gonna use this as soon as i can i use this music right now [Music] this is so this is so stupid man this is so stupid man all right all right all right i'm pushing i'm pushing right now i'm pushing i'm pushing get out of here red get out of here red nah it's not a big deal i'm gonna still win i'm still gonna win uh yeah i'm still gonna win it's just uh it's like when am i gonna win it's gonna be a little bit longer okay yeah then they're gonna [ __ ] each other over nice okay good come on [Music] come on all i need is a big w on this one [Music] please how do i leave a match can i leave a match in the middle of a game like how do i leave a match in the middle of the game i want to leave a match in the middle of the game right i'm i'm out i'm out i'm out right now i'm out get me out of the game get me out of the game right now i don't want to see it [ __ ] you red [ __ ] you red [ __ ] you red stupid ass [ __ ] wait i'm sixth place [Music] dude dude this is all right this time i'm gonna do i'm gonna do one more let me do one more i have to i'm gonna buy i'm gonna buy my more stuff okay i guess i have to use my more i need to do speed let me just use speed we're using both speed blends right now okay msq time shut up shut up come on bro ambree's in here again [ __ ] man this guy's stream sniping this is this is so [ __ ] shameless i can't believe it all right i want to hit number four [Music] i'm getting close to the end guys i'm getting close to the end like how did i hit that one i wasn't anywhere near it is this a joke okay give me a minute i'm gonna hit this one here this guy's already 58 percent [Music] there we go there we go all right focus focus this is my win this is the easiest dub of my life easiest dub of my life there it is back ass water we're gonna give him nice okay then he's he's frenzied and now this is where i catch up this is where i catch up this kid's literal guard they're a piece of [ __ ] wait no he can't get that that's not even fair piece of [ __ ] [Music] okay all right all right as soon as i [Music] come on let me get in there let me get in there let me get in there let me get in there man can i use this [Music] [ __ ] you i'm gonna [ __ ] you over too i'm gonna [ __ ] everybody up [Music] man dude one more like i can't do another one like if i do another one i'm gonna lose i don't even want to do that no i'll do one more i'll do one more i'm not i'll do one more i do one more one more one more one more one more one more than i'm done okay watch this watch how a winner wins come on [Music] oh yeah oh yeah there it is there's my slow down a little bit slow down a little bit [Music] [ __ ] [Music] i don't want to talk about it it doesn't matter i'm playing i'm playing the long con back ass water [ __ ] uh no no no i'm going in i'm coming in i'm coming in watch [Music] watch come on see i'm i'm not even worrying about that i'm like i'm hanging 10. [Music] really soon i'm about to rise i'm about to get out of the way man [Music] all right now i rise now i push i push 100 i push 100 i don't stop pushing get out of the way kodak get out of the way kodak get out of the [ __ ] way get out of the [ __ ] way [Music] piece of [ __ ] [Music] piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] get out of the way oh yeah you're not gonna beat me fast oh you're not gonna be oh you can't beat me [Music] [ __ ] [Music] i'm using the rank two food uh i'm using a rank two food uh-uh uh i've had enough of this it's my best map you know what i know what everybody knows it black lady these are the same ones that were in the last one fat the third [ __ ] [Music] okay focusing focusing and focusing [Music] preacher [ __ ] [Music] i don't give a [ __ ] about the grab ball [Music] [ __ ] [Music] i'm going as fast as i can man [Music] i'm going as fast as i [ __ ] can they won't be able to keep up with me soon don't give me a bad one oh you piece of [ __ ] oh you piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] game this it's so rigged this is so [ __ ] rigged okay all right all right all right here we go here we go here we go [Music] well they keep getting in front of me oh my god man [Music] but [Music] back-ass water [ __ ] dude i'm so mad man [Music] no no [Music] i better get the bonus yeah i'm just so i'm so pissed off man like i don't understand one more man dude let me level them up let me level them up see where my stats are at okay i'm gonna buy i'm gonna get i'm gonna talk to the attack feeder i'm gonna buy some speed okay speed blend there we go okay all right one more yeah no no no i'm not saying i'm not i'm not saying i'm gonna do one more i'm just saying that i'm gonna see how fast it's going all right it's my last game it's my last name okay saffron was in here before man he's stream sniping i know what the shamelessness of these people okay let's go come on all right i'm gonna take it nice and slow slow and steady wins the race no it gave me the bad one it gave me the bad one again [Music] i don't understand okay maybe i get maybe i get the yellow maybe i get yellow yes yes i got yellow i got yellow this is my game this is my game bro all right now we're going 100 this is my win get out of the way bro got it wait no way no way no way i'm winning i'm winning i'm winning 100 oh wait why am i in seventh place oh my god oh my god come on man [Music] i just [Music] i can't get around this guy okay let me see here all right maybe i can get around them now i feel like i'm too far behind [Music] like all right so hold w i've got it held man it's held right now i i can't dude i can't i can't move come on please no no no [Music] no oh my god man i've got like 50 people [ __ ] trying to queue into me got people like three people running right next to me trying to use let me [ __ ] do this [Music] all right i'm in a game it's fine it's fine i'm good it's okay another one i do one more um are you kidding me man i swear to god dude now it's gotta [ __ ] put me back in there [Music] come on [ __ ] people it's the same sons of [ __ ] man it's the same sons of [ __ ] [Music] this just not meant to be like it's just it's just not it [Music] bro this [Music] gather away get out of the way get out of the way get out of the way come on this is where i win all four of these get it then i get the boost please hit it guys please hit it [ __ ] man that means the guy behind me gets the [ __ ] boost [ __ ] [Music] get out of the way how's he so fast man [ __ ] this game get red red i swear to [ __ ] god get out of the way red you piece of [ __ ] [Music] get out of the [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] you red get out of the way get out of the way you can have it [ __ ] idiot suck a dick suck a [ __ ] dick there it is i i can i all right all right we can now we can do the quest let's go do my [ __ ] job quest see that's how a winner wins that's how a winner wins right there boys that's right there is how winner wins one more bro if i do one more nah man like i don't want to do one more man it's just like i all right all right i want it i want to pause it all right just give me a second i'm actually i'm actually gonna make this stream snipe proof okay i'm actually stream snipe proofing this because i want you guys to see me i want you guys to see me do it the right way okay all right i'm gonna walk i'm gonna walk away so you can't hear it from my mic i'ma walk away reflection on my stand no that's not it that's not it no it's not that's not it you're not gonna hear it you didn't hear it you didn't you didn't hear it no you're not no i'm stepping back i'm stepping back nobody's going to hear it all right reflection on ball no it's not that's not it give me one second let me just do it right here here we go thank god i swear to god if they're in the same i swear to god if they're in the same [ __ ] game i swear to [ __ ] god okay all right we got new people we have new people okay watch watch i take this one seriously [Music] yep [Music] there it is latest there it is come on focus focus voice focus focus focus this is where i win [Music] this is where the legend rises [Music] it's fine it's fine it doesn't matter like i'm too slow man i ain't got no legs i ain't got no legs man come on come on go faster go faster go faster man no i ain't gonna cut one off i ain't gonna do that come on man [Music] i've got more stam than anybody else though this could be the biggest dub yes and now i'll get the good one i'll get the good one yes that's good oh you piece of [ __ ] okay all right all right it's fine i don't stop i don't stop i won't stop [Music] i three choco cures three stop man stop stop stop stop stop i win i win i win i win [Music] nope i win no you be this [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no i thought that was the boost if it was the boost i would have won all right all right we're doing them or i'm gonna do my job quest okay one more guy stop uh i do one more that's it they won't stop this my last one it's my actual last one this is my last one i swear to god if i better not see these sons of [ __ ] some guy's already saying my name some guys are already [ __ ] saying they're already saying my [ __ ] name they're already saying my [ __ ] are you kidding me they know it's me man they know it's me man are you kidding me [Music] good okay all right now i get this one uh-oh bro uh-uh nah bro what bro what uh uh no what are you are you kidding me are you [ __ ] kidding me like that's no bro don't tell me that shit's late that [ __ ] was how how does that work huh how does that work that's bro this shit's it it's lagging i'm gonna hit this kid with a grab bomb there we go there we go there we go cultivator is getting destroyed oh my god i have to ruin this kid's life somehow i have to ruin his i have to ruin his life nice try leg [ __ ] loser i hit him with that come on please [Music] hit him with something else guys come on guys hit him with something else hit him with something else we got to shut this guy down we got to shut this son of a [ __ ] i hit the red thing [ __ ] you man man [ __ ] you [ __ ] man [ __ ] you dude that's i wish i got last place i wish i got last place man this is so [ __ ] stupid and so i know a lot of you guys are wondering about it a lot of you guys don't know or chocobo is real or not i think this is very common question that many people have so look at this though look watch this video [Music] yeah what what see see what what what what [Music] see this is the thing so how can they say they're not real you're literally watching it happen right now you're watching it happen right [ __ ] it now dude yeah i told you [Music] um i like how he gets his i like how he gets his neck look at this look his neck dude just grabs that [ __ ] by the neck he's like what the [ __ ] i gotta send this to maya and let her know that man she's been holding out on me how long until stompy's gonna be able to do this because i i dude like i bet we could ride him around you know take him over to take him over to mcdonald's you know have a little bit of fun right [Music] you

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Id: av93BBekgKQ

Length: 26min 29sec (1589 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 07 2021