Asmongold Plays FALL GUYS For The FIRST TIME: Trying To Get A Win Before TimTheTatMan

is this supposed to be hard how would anybody get knocked off here this is easy gentlemen for the first time ever i will be playing a new game i don't know anything really about this game at all but i do want to say this i am a platforming god okay so dizzy heights navigate the obstacles race to the finish line i watch somebody do this one so uh i have to go through the spinning boys and then i have to go through those spinny boys here we go okay come on ernest curtis curtis literal god literal gotta work boys how do i how do i jump right this right yeah come on [ __ ] that's number one flip this for tim equip it for anybody honestly i show people how to play this game this is new it's a new game it's easy for me to win look at these [ __ ] idiots don't even know how to play the game i'm smurfing no smurfs are blue [ __ ] idiot all right let's go 40 qualified that's one was me all right what is this easy easy i'll just do it easy i'll just do it watch me just do it can you turn it up a bit yeah i can uh let me turn i don't know when i can turn it up so let me just get to the end i'll be first place and then i'll turn it on i'll turn it up okay here we go they put me in they put me in front because they know where i'm gonna be there's a reason why they call me the literal god i'm actually going to be in the twitch rivals for this game i'll play the rest of it with one hand what's dive is dives control right [ __ ] it's fine it's fine it's fine i wasn't paying attention give me a second let me turn that let me turn this down [Music] see i just i take a break you know i take a break because i go so fast i'm so fast i'm so fast at the game i have to take a break because it's not fair use a controller [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up why use a controller all right killer instinct is this one of the team games if it's a team game i'm just gonna let my team carry me what's this memorize the icons and the tiles when i can't split on a screen oh [ __ ] i've never done this before match the icon on the screen to avoid the slime okay where's the screen what do i go with [Applause] it says ten but what do we okay i'll go right here can i push people off get away from me okay it's easy that's easy okay i turn it down i turn it off right now oh i can't i can't do it right now okay all right here we go here we go here we go push them off dude i [ __ ] push them off dude i'll push them off okay all right all right here we go here we go here we go okay let's go right there maybe i just went with them like i didn't know where it was i didn't know where it was oh there it is there it is easy easy there it is okay i'm trying to turn it down 31 was almost perfect i don't know all right watch me watch me watch me hit another w [Music] okay what is this jump to avoid this wait i i i tabbed out jump over the spinning beam to avoid failure okay okay let's go i've never done this before okay i see what i need to do this is like nickelodeon okay so i just wait here is this supposed to be hard how would anybody get knocked off here this is easy this is easy like how would anybody die here because i don't understand stop it is he going faster oh [Music] tell you something i never lose two games in a row they put me in the back because i know i'm going to the front let's go [ __ ] you come on come on let's go let's go let's go i'm gonna still i'm still gonna win by the way like i'm still gonna win like obviously like yeah it's not going great right now but like i am still gonna win there it is all right high-end jumping high-end jumping right here all right there it is see i just i come back like yes sometimes i don't that's stupid there's literally no way i could lose that one like i'm a professional player i'll never lose like whenever we get to the whenever we get to that [ __ ] part i might jump over things man i jump over things i'll get right over there it's gonna be easy i'm gonna do like this whenever they [ __ ] come at me dude get over here dude like that let's do it again let's do it again let's get another w let's hit another dub come on give me that but wait what press grab eggs eggs scramble put the most eggs in your team's basket what team am i i'm yellow how do i do this how do i get an egg how do i get an egg how do i get an egg how do i get an egg shift okay i got it i got it matt okay let me just go right here the son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] this son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] see that dude okay let's go all right where's yellow we gotta stop anybody coming back from yellow [ __ ] no no no no that one's mine that one's mine i need that one okay all right there we go good good keep them in there keep them in there keep them in there i'm goalie hey you son of a [ __ ] give me my [ __ ] egg [ __ ] you get get the [ __ ] get that [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] all right he stole my egg that's fine no oh no okay man i can't get a single a bro like it's the same guy man it's just i'm getting we're gonna win anyway it's fine we're gonna win anyway okay red sucks got it man i cannot pick up a single [ __ ] egg dude i'm so bad at this bro how do how the [ __ ] oh i have to hold it wait a second oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it's over now because i know how to play the game now you're done you're man [ __ ] you like can you report somebody for streams typing in this game i i need to tweet at the devs right now the guy with the hat is stream sniping me is he gone no he's not he's bottom corner now he he's he's he's bomb corner let's go all right we win this one what's the next one what's this [ __ ] all right let's go let's go let's go man i'm really upset right now i'm actually i'm super upset right now like i'm worried they're gonna get me okay now it's speeding up okay i had to do that one based off of man they're all blocking me everybody's blocking me here they're all blocking me these snipers man okay that's how i do it right there let's go let's go it's time oh wait oh wait he's not kicked out all right let's go top 14 you're right let's do it what's the next one here how to play score goals by getting balls into the opposing team's goal easy i'll win this one easy for me to win the easiest of winning okay is this shift as well she have to interact nope nope nope call me nice [Music] man no no no no no no no okay we have two minutes it's fine there it is there it is there it is uh i'm gonna win i'm gonna win no no no no no no no no no no no i'm gonna lose my it's my team is messing me up my team is losing on purpose this is so [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] you guys man this is oh [ __ ] dude [ __ ] get right there [ __ ] play again dizzy hi it's easy all righty so you guys have already seen my abilities here i just heard you got the mail muncher dude yep i sure did yeah i i like they put me on the back why they put me in the back why the [ __ ] would they put me in the back i don't understand why would they do that it doesn't make any sense why are they this is stupid like that guy messed me up okay all right i've got to go fast here this is the worst day of my life is the word this are obviously already really bad this is really bad like i'm i'm [ __ ] i'm actually i'm not going to get dequeued on first round it's not going to happen okay here i'm going to go even faster it's fine i'll make it i'll make it i'll make it obviously they put me in the back so it made me go a little bit slower but i'm gonna lose wait i'm actually gonna lose [Applause] no man holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that was a close one all right boys last place hey man i passed i passed all right let's go yeah i go to faster stripes i know i know we're gonna get it here it's not a big deal all right what the hell is this how to play keep balls in your area to earn points for your team okay i can do that let's go dive over the line i i didn't even need to i just did the jump wrong man okay let's go gonna get a w before uh 4 10. i know i'm about to man okay let's go all right so i'm yellow why they always make me yellow i hate being yellow what do i do here wait am i supposed to help do i want to get the balls or do i not want to get the balls like i i want the balls right okay let's see i'm waiting hoard the balls yeah it says hoard the balls okay i know how to horde yeah i can horse them no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that [ __ ] man wait we're they're stealing all my balls okay i'm going around here there it is there it is i'm messy there we go no not okay all right never mind not that kind okay there we go there we go yes dude yes deal [ __ ] look at those [ __ ] morons man they have no idea what they're doing okay all right we gotta watch them we're watching them right there nope stupid pretty hot dog looking [ __ ] suck on my dick oh man nope look at that dude see that on the [ __ ] goalie it doesn't matter as long as we're second place i think we still qualify i'm pretty sure that's how it works so we're still gonna win we're still gonna win we're still good oh my [ __ ] god dude we were about to [ __ ] lose that right there there it is all right let's go let's go dude let's [ __ ] go what an easy ass game man all right let's go again we're gonna win this one right here [Music] that one would have landed and we would have lost right there outrun the slime okay let's go all right so i don't know how i've never done this one before yeah i i've never done this one actually have i i don't even know yeah i haven't okay here we go please man i've seen one person do this though that was [ __ ] [ __ ] that was complete [ __ ] [ __ ] come on come on okay okay i'll take it i'll take it no no no no it's all these people getting in my way okay good good all right there we go there we go there we go we're winning wait what oh it pushes me back what the [ __ ] that's crazy okay going around through here all right good no no no no no no no i'm gonna lose man this one's so long [Music] okay okay okay okay we're fine we're fine this is [ __ ] [ __ ] come on come on come on good [Music] [ __ ] i'm dead i'm dead i'm 100 dead like this it's over man it's over yes dude yes dude there it is see that's [ __ ] dude but i knew i was gonna win i i 100 knew i was gonna win see i've already i've already gotten so close to winning man like this next one is probably gonna be a w man this is it boys yeah i know man i know uh i don't use controller man it's a keyboard a mouse man i play keyboard and mouse all the time that's what it's about that's what i like to do i'm not worried about it at all okay here we go please be good wait this is the triangle one th this is the one that the guy was mauling over in the video this is the molding one okay all right i'm gonna win this one i'm gonna win this one you saw that video huh yeah i'm i'm too good at triangles there's no way somebody can beat me with a triangle there's no way somebody [Applause] ah yeah it's uh that's a riff don't stop that's a that's a rip that's a riff for you what's up are you even trying bro 100 focus that guy just cocked you big time [Applause] dude you just got [ __ ] cucked that was a stream sniper that was that was a stream sniper uh yeah that was 100 a stream sniper okay i i will practice i will become the triangle god i do not make a mistake twice i will not do this twice i either do it um hexagon well what are hexagons made out of damn tell me that damn triangles listen like i got a 99 in geometry and i used to climb out the window in the middle of class and i would bring the teacher back a brownie and he'd let me do it and go get eat lunch early i'm not even kidding okay wait i wasn't even looking at the map wait oh that's me in the front okay all right i'm going for first place if i don't get first place i'm last place [ __ ] [ __ ] ricky bobby [ __ ] ricky bobby [ __ ] there it is we got him boys see i've never done that map before i knew i was going to get first place man that's how easy it is holy [ __ ] man holy [ __ ] we're gonna go for the win right now let's go let's go use dive congrats i'm not gonna use that i don't need to use dive okay let's go i'm ready [Music] please don't give me a team game do not give me a [ __ ] team game do not give me a [ __ ] team game i don't play on a team i play for myself don't give me a team game do not give me a team game okay all right i thought it was gonna broken yeah i hate team games man okay let's go i'm glad that they have team games though in this game because if they didn't it would just mean it's where like the same people win every time it's actually probably better for the game they have team games even though they're rng okay let's go there it is there it is there it is dude okay okay all right this is the win right here see look at that boys i'm going right i'm going right through the middle man stupid oh my god no i'm gonna lose you lost you lost it's over it's over i made it i made it you son of a [ __ ] get the [ __ ] away from me dude they were waiting for me man that's [ __ ] up they were [ __ ] dude they were [ __ ] waiting for me oh my god i'm so scared okay people do that i know there's always someone waiting okay all right all right we're gonna win this one right here let's go jump and dive they helped you win i would have won anyway okay let's be real all right come on don't give me a team game no team games no [ __ ] team games just give me the jumping thing or something man please no team games please no team games do not give me a [ __ ] team game do not [ __ ] even think about [ __ ] give me a [ __ ] team game dude do not even come on what how to play jump and dive through hoops to score points for your team wait what the [ __ ] is this i better not be the yellow team i swore to god i better not be the yellow team do not even think about putting me on the yellow team [ __ ] you okay i don't know how this works so they come back down okay they do i'm gonna just stay in this area this is a smart thing to do stupid ass [ __ ] you suck on my dick [ __ ] garbage literal [ __ ] garbage at this game okay i'm gonna stay over here then yeah dude can't beat the literal god where's the things no okay all right all right we're doing well it got it good okay they got that one [ __ ] okay they got it nevermind all right that's good teamwork teamwork makes a dreamwork got it because i died and he didn't dude we're dominating we're dominating delete the bod but just delete just delete the bot let's do it the [ __ ] body okay we're 47 for 47 there's no way we're gonna lose okay good i'm i'm i'm choking now i'm choking now okay good this is so that's me dude that's me dude see i'm all right this is the comeback boys just to come back this is the comeback got it that's [ __ ] um okay i'm gonna go next one okay i mean we just [ __ ] in their mouth like i mean that's what happened we just [ __ ] in their mouth it's easy okay all right let's go let's go this is where i win this is where i [ __ ] win carried what do you mean i got like five [ __ ] things yeah i'm dominating man what are you talking about all right please please please okay avoid fake tiles and find the hidden paths to eat the finish wait oh my god wait is this what i think it is oh no it's one of the worst ones i've seen [ __ ] you guys you guys are gonna go [Applause] wait what [Applause] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you man there it is dude man this is where we win boys this is where we win squeaked right in there just like that dude all right let's go final round reach the mountain first and grab the crown let's go dude this is it this is your big win right here all right boys and i'm in front too oh my god oh my god let's go chat let's show some energy right go go go go don't get cocky don't get cocky [Music] [ __ ] idiot [Music] whoa dude no way oh no way oh god there is no way he's cheating 100 percent cheating my uh that's how how however we i'll get this next one dude i'm i'm i'm heating up i'm heating up i just got second [ __ ] place that's [ __ ] [ __ ] man please man you seem upsetting spaghetti why would i be upsetting spaghetti i'm gonna be winnie spaghetti in just a minute i'm about to be winnie upsety winnie spaghetti so how the [ __ ] am i gonna be upset like i actually love this game like this is stupid man avoid the moving dars and race like this game is [ __ ] awesome i think i want a new game like this every week winnie spaghetti that's right that's what i said okay let's go put me in the front there it is okay all right straight away straight away let's go this is [ __ ] [ __ ] like everybody's messing me up keep falling because other people are running into me man like it's not even my fault i literally i can't do anything because other people are messing me up like look at that guy over it's over you lost you lost nope i still won i still want i don't i don't lose i do not lose so it's okay it's okay like i understand like the thing is like yeah i might suck but everybody else sucks more than me so it doesn't matter grabbers don't even [ __ ] say though they're hate grabbers you're right come on navigate the okay all right this is easy one this easy one all right let's go put me in the front all right first place first place i bet first place on this one put me in for put me in front i get first place uh third place okay let's go what what the [ __ ] bro like they're all messing me up immediately dude like two people immediately started trying to grab me man okay come on got it got it there it is there it is look at that pace okay stupid [ __ ] game okay man look at them all look at them all dude they were all trying to get in on me man they were all trying [Applause] they're not trying to stop me they're hate grabbers man okay okay okay all right we're gonna get this one right here i'm getting sniped and fall guys dude all right all right here we go let's do it please please please do not be a team gamer do not be a [ __ ] team game please not be a [ __ ] team game i swore to god move between rotating rings to avoid falling into the slime oh wow what the [ __ ] oh no oh no what they're all grabbing me man man i can't i don't want to talk about that one that was some [ __ ] anyway everybody knows it was some [ __ ] [ __ ] like i don't i don't want to that's both no it's [ __ ] like i was getting like five five five people were grabbing me like there's no way i could have played the game all right all right we're gonna get this win right here i'm gonna get this done and i'm gonna get a w uh they target noobs with no costume no that's not it man they're targeting me there's no way that's what it is that could actually be it but like is that's not it okay here we go please okay let's go what the [ __ ] was that the [ __ ] is this this is [ __ ] this is so bad i'm going to lose now there's no way i'm gonna lose [ __ ] okay let's go down over here okay this is where i come out ahead this is my master maneuver in time uh i master maneuver here i never get knocked out first round it doesn't happen okay that's how you catch up right there boys see dude they were they were trying to [ __ ] dude they were trying it but i was ready for him dude it's not gonna happen today okay let's go it again let's go it again we're gonna win this all right very very good attempt there uh i have not once gotten disqualified on that round i have not once got the squad in that round do not be a [ __ ] team game please don't be a team game yes thank god okay all right here we're gonna win this all right let's do it okay up all the stream now team game that's right thank god for that all right first place boys first place 100 first place let's do it first place right here boys i was close close but i didn't quite make it okay okay all right this time we go through this is where i catch up right here [ __ ] come on i'm going right down the middle today i jump and die i'm gonna dive at this time i'm just gonna go this way i'm just gonna go i i can't i can't risk it man i can't risk what no no no no no no no no [ __ ] [ __ ] dude there it is dude there it is all right boys let's go let's go we're gonna get this win right now right now we get this win please let's get this win 30 people got qualified man all right let's see it team game it's a left the team dude i'm not gonna it's not gonna be a team game trust me it's not gonna be one okay all right so what do we need to do so we have to push your ball to the finish line as a team to qualify all right that's easy i can do that it's easy jump over here all right push push push push push man they're beating us bro like this guy in the back is even helping okay all right that one's ruined yes dude yellow gods right here boys i'll play a team whenever i can [ __ ] little yellow god man why am i always yellow why am i always yellow man good brawl i know i'm good i know okay what are these clowns they can't even one of these idiots they're still playing the same match they're still playing the same match man it's gold oh that's actually true oh it is actually cold i didn't even realize that okay that makes sense because we're first place that's why yellow always wins okay get those clowns out of here all right come on please don't be the rotating thing please do not be the rotating thing if you [ __ ] suck just put me on the rotating thing i'm gonna i'm gonna blow up man i'm gonna blow up if i go on the rotating thing avoid the moving walls and don't fall off the platform okay uh how does this work oh how i've never done this one before block party all right this is pretty easy okay okay okay okay that's easy it's easy it start coming from the other way man i'm waiting for it to start coming from the other way like this is a joke who the [ __ ] ever gonna get knocked off by this that's a look at this it's a joke how would anybody ever lose to this you have to be a [ __ ] idiot to die here i almost died okay all right focusing focusing all right there we go okay good got through that that's easy that's easy that's easy easy super easy super easy the easiest thing that's ever been easy so easy so easy wait there's only two people got knocked off wait not wait 11 people oh my god that was a bloodbath okay all righty boys is it time to get my w right here dude come on please be hexagonals please dude give me the hexagons dude this is it reach the top all right all right boys this is it and put me right in front man they put me right in front this is so i have to jump and get that crown man come on come on dude here we go okay i'm not gonna let myself get i'm not gonna get tilted here i'm not tilting no oh no [ __ ] you bird wait i have to grab it what you tell them one more one one more all right dude all right dude i [ __ ] i got no uh what what that there it is all right let's go i'm gonna win right here i see i didn't know how am i supposed to know that all right let's do it all right two more [ __ ] look just like me that's good oh what a [ __ ] [ __ ] game dude what an absolute [ __ ] [ __ ] game this is [ __ ] stupid this is [ __ ] stupid man like this is [ __ ] stupid man they're getting me dude grabbers nah i'm gonna get through it man i'm gonna get through it there's 42 there's 42 people i i can get through that okay let's go see dude they thought they was going to get me but i don't care there it is boys there it is all right all right let's go so premature [Music] okay let's go [Music] let's go what's this team tail tag use the wait grab somebody's tail oh yeah i've heard about that is that what uh final boss did okay let's go over here tail tag how the [ __ ] does this work furry test i don't know how it works so okay [ __ ] idiot you're so stupid dude you can't get me man okay all right i'm gonna go right around here no man okay i'm holding the tail i'm holding the tail see i beat him i beat him wait what come on i'll get it right here come on give me your tail give me your tail give me your tail give me your tail dude give me oh we got one okay we got it man this is crazy we're literally playing grab ass i got one i got one dude i got one i'm gonna go right over here i'll go right over here watch they can't get me oh [ __ ] you dude i'll use that you just have to push myself away man i'm afraid dude i'm so afraid he gonna get me there's no way he's not going to get me mad oh oh man there's no way he's going to get me okay there it is going down here you always have the abc always be moving wait what [ __ ] stupid ass [ __ ] give me that [ __ ] back wait what hey [Applause] you cost your team the match no because if they'd have played better i wouldn't have been able to cost on the match did i really lose it for my team you did i was watching it you did you this is [ __ ] embarrassing all right let's go i get the win right here i get the win right here you gotta otterbox i did but global warming made it towards the work anymore [Music] this one right here this one right here okay okay this is good this is good good pace great pace right here okay oh yes dude wait what man everybody's getting ahead of me no no no no no no no no no no there it is sorry it's 30 desert desert okay all right we're going to get a win we're going to get a win right here it's not i i'm not going to lose two games like all right 41 qualified there it is husband almost got [ __ ] dive off the ledge that's a good idea okay let's see what we got here avoid the moving doors and race to the finish all right let's go try this please let's get a win all right i'm gonna get first place here i will get first place that's [ __ ] what what wait what huh that's [ __ ] stupid man i'm i lost i lost hello darkness my old friend one more one more one more one more one more one more one more one more i do one more game i do one more one more one more game no there are people that were mad about me playing this game because i said i was i was getting on a bandwagon of course i am it's a fun game to play people love watching it of course i'm going to get on the bandwagon well yeah of course i like the game it's fun [ __ ] stupid yeah hell yeah i'll play if people like a game yeah sure and i'm okay with it yeah hell yeah i'll play it hell yeah i'll play it all right let's go wait wait what wait what do you mean wait what what did you say it wasn't i said if the game's really popular people like it a lot i enjoy playing it yeah i'll play it okay [Music] come on we got that's [ __ ] okay got it 100 focus sends fortress [ __ ] there it is stupid at look at look at mr what look at white over there attacking all right eliminated third round dude first okay there it is boys all right we're going to make it happen we're going to win this one all right round one is done round one is done like i hate this it's so dumb the only reason the other guy got me before last game lag 100 lag they put me in yellow team every time okay so i have to stay i have to be very careful oh my god he's going out he's after me man okay all right all right we're watching out okay that guy can't grab me because he already has one all right there's a red boy okay running away running away from red boy wait what what bro that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] dude it is that hackers i don't know like there's no way man got it dude [ __ ] you wait what god wait what come on wait what what's going on man let me give me the give me the ball give me the ball man where's he at okay all right i'm gonna go after this guy right here i'm gonna go after this guy right here here we go i just dude dude like it's just that he's i don't know what this is man this is crazy i can't [ __ ] get him got him [ __ ] you suck my dick hey what the [ __ ] gotta [ __ ] you dude [ __ ] you [ __ ] wait no how's it going got him got him got him okay okay all right we got one for yellow we got one for yo and we're gonna win yes dude yes dude there it is okay got karen nope i did not get carried i just won the game man it's just that easy let's go again mouse click wheel i don't know man it it's weird to do it all right all right let's go again [Music] explain how i got carried whenever every time we have like one of these like watch count how many count how many uh points i get count how many points i get in here if i get at least seven um well i bet i get at least seven don't put me on yellow team again it's a long game i got two minutes it's fine one one two maybe one but i don't know let's just say it's two okay that's [ __ ] okay man how they so fast okay we're gonna get that 100 come on man come on man [ __ ] all right we gotta go for this one all right this is three okay it's two that's that's uh that's three we're not gonna lose we're not gonna lose okay that's four five five five points just for me [ __ ] you idiot this is so stupid that he he knew it was gonna be there i'm about to turn it around right here this is [ __ ] oh [ __ ] listen listen this game is great game i love this game i love this [ __ ] game [Music] i'm gonna get a win in this game i will get a win i'm gonna hit that dub i'm not gonna do one more today i will do more tomorrow okay guys i will play more tomorrow so until next time boys [Music] you

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Length: 66min 7sec (3967 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 19 2020