Asmongold Plays a Game Designed to Make you RAGE QUIT (ALTF4)

i thought you cannot think you never think you never think a new all right i'll see how this game works i've never played this before i have no idea what's gonna happen here press alt f4 no that's gonna close the game okay all right here we go dad i said pee pee and poo poo appreciate it so there's a guy and the dragon gives him an egg and then he puts the egg in his backpack the egg hatches and then he's like wait what the [ __ ] who is that and now he has a bird and there's a chicken running and this is the loading screen what the [ __ ] is this press g [Music] bro why did you make me do that and okay so i can punch wait why did i just play why did chickens just randomly wait am i shooting chickens call me colonel sanders [ __ ] [Music] okay let's go i'm ready so i jump okay this is easy this is easy yeah okay okay what what all right we're gonna try this again [Music] okay okay all right no more games no more games way to go you're doing well no i'm not i hate this okay okay that's how i have to do it good all right good good [Music] okay good okay now i have to wait here okay this is the part that [ __ ] me okay [Music] nope [Applause] okay all right we're good we're good we're good we're good all right now we make progress now we're fine okay everything is totally okay we're making progress wait what i looked i literally read chat how did i die oh what just just kill me just kill me right now wait i thought i thought i just hit a save [Music] where's my save uh where the [ __ ] did my save go together trick chat into thinking you vomit when eating tomatoes we got loads of money from the uk all right good thank you forgotten yeah it was a big package that was big got him okay all right now i go down here perfect did i go here how the [ __ ] [Music] this is like a trampoline oh no oh no [Music] i hate focusing focusing focusing all gas no brakes [Music] bro what [Music] nope not today how the i have to hit the [ __ ] save bottle okay [Music] boys we made it we learning today i do i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm doing i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm doing i'm out of control they can't stop me they can't stop me i can't stop myself no piece of [ __ ] try it again what what happened to my save you only can save once [Music] this part's easy anyways [Music] bro this is like the it's like dark souls but the whole [ __ ] game is sins fortress [Music] [ __ ] [Music] all right i'm gonna get it i'm gonna get it guys i'm gonna get it i'll get it okay [Music] i'm amazed i even got that one [Music] okay don't pog for that i'm gonna have to do it again okay wait no i won't i just won't die i just won't die [Music] okay i played fall guys easy easy [Music] okay okay like trust me guys like whenever i start learning i never forget like i'm not gonna mess this jump up i will not mess this i bet a million dollars i won't mess this jump up watch this one two three four five six there it is okay see i told you i told y'all i meant a million dollar wouldn't do it [Music] i knew i would i do i'd get it right okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right now focus focus not today [Music] focusing focusing i'm focusing right now i'm what the [ __ ] is going on no no [ __ ] [Music] okay i understand now i understand i understand i understand i understand i understand there it is there it is there it is get up there it is there it is there it is yeah they can't stop me now nobody can stop me and i go right through there i play fall guys before this ain't what the [ __ ] man are you kidding me i've gotta go all the way oh no okay now we get into now we get into winning mode now we get into winning mode boys let's go winning mode winning mode what i i got i got knocked a bound i got knocked down by a trout [Music] okay not today not today [Music] got it got i got it i got it i got it i got it there it is there it is there it is there it is there it is all right all right all right happy boy happy boy happy boy let's go [Music] dude it's so annoying i might have to put this unfold let me just put this on full screen maybe that'll help [Music] sorry guys i'm having some technical difficulties here uh i have like this thing where like my mouse can be con it can it's controlled by two different things i should be good right okay here we go guys here we go big win big wins big wins no is it just like a lion king i'm not doing a run they can't stop me nobody can stop me i can't get stopped yes dude no dude okay we're good we're good wait i [ __ ] wait no no no no chickens chicken okay it's gone all right all right now i have to do hops oh my god okay all right let's do it let's do this okay focusing focusing focusing focusing wait we can't see wait what what what do you mean you can't see oh my god i didn't even know that i i literally got i literally got across the bridge i'm so dumb like i actually got across the bridge [Music] okay it's neither neither i have to jump to there [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] okay [Music] okay i have to jump to there i see [Music] [Applause] [Music] good okay okay all right we're good camera dead okay is this what you wanted is this what you wanted right here all right here we go [Music] how how [Music] how maybe momentum momentum yes okay okay okay all right focusing okay i have to go to there i have to go up to there i have to go up to there i have to go through there there it is good long dick long dick long dick come on give it to me there it is there it is boys okay good perfect no no get up get up you son of a [ __ ] hmm [Music] no [Music] no [ __ ] you what no oh man [ __ ] what what what's going on what's going what's going on what i'm running i'm running i'm running [Music] oh my god what's happening to me why are people throwing things at me what did i do wrong well i got barrels i got barrels [Music] what's on [Music] come here come here come here i love you oh i love you so much oh yes oh there it is there it is dude okay let me go down to here there it is what is what is going on here what is going on i don't even know fix cam what's wrong is that better okay man my knight's [ __ ] up i know he's [ __ ] up man [Music] that's gotta be the way though bro like that's gotta be that's a wall maybe it's this way yeah yeah yeah yeah [Music] yeah okay okay focusing right now okay yes yes i'm safe speed run speed run speed run let's go change music what's what what which music how do i change it in game shoot it adam oh my god okay all right speed run speed run speed run speed run speed run speed run speed run just focus focus focus focus focus focus focus okay this is the only hard part and that's why it's hard i will never mess this up again focus perfect perfect don't die don't you [ __ ] die don't you die [Music] there it is boys okay come on come on all right ready one two three four five [Music] [ __ ] that's my that's totally my fault like i don't know what i was thinking that was so stupid [Music] okay there it is [Music] he wants to land he wants to land there it is he wants to win he needs to win [Music] not today not today satan [Music] [Music] nope so it [ __ ] auto tracks in the air holy [ __ ] bro they literally have auto [Music] aim [Music] wait am i getting all these saves wait are all these mice no way no no this is it this is it this is me this is me where i win there it is there it is exploit andy voice exploit early exploit often okay [Music] come here i didn't play [ __ ] lion king on super nintendo for nothing i can handle that yeah [ __ ] oh yeah [ __ ] [Music] come on come on take it home take it home okay there was that that's fine i was just i was practicing was practicing [Music] timing by the way [Music] fast sometimes you gotta know when to jump that was [ __ ] [Music] okay [Music] to the moon baby let's go come on [Music] there it is there it is i got cold feet there i got cold feet there [Music] oh yeah speed run that's right speed run speed run come on come on come on there it is [Music] focusing focusing [Music] [Music] going [Music] now we go fast now we go fast now we don't go slow that's right that's right no you don't get me uh-uh come at me come at me bro see what happens [Music] nope not today there it is avoid baited avoid it [Music] i didn't get it it's fine it's fine it's fine it doesn't matter it doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it doesn't matter guys it doesn't matter it makes literally no difference because i will not die i'm in the same exact place that i was just happy for i'm ready to do this trouts i don't give a [ __ ] about a trout man [ __ ] that [ __ ] no my god okay all right i'm fine i'm fine [Music] there it is yeah there it is okay now what i jump up there i jump up there i i have to go in between the different blocks this is my own game now i make the rules [Music] i thought you cannot think you never think you never think you only act you jump and you do not you not you do it by you have to think of your primal instincts whenever you were a hunter-gatherer no piece of [ __ ] okay give me a minute whenever you were a hunter-gatherer back 5000 years ago your primal instincts tell you it's time to jump it's time not to jump it's time to wait it's time to prepare it's time to avoid [ __ ] no no get up get up [Music] you never think you never think i never think you never the more i think the more i die get up get up get up get up get up get up get up right now [Music] come on listen guys you have to as i said you use [Music] [ __ ] monitor man i hate this [ __ ] i'm getting good at this no i'm bleeding everywhere i'm literally the the [ __ ] knight from monty python man okay i get a running start and i do the jump i get a running start and i do the jump [Music] oh my god so you have to rely on your primal instincts the instincts that allowed you to evolve for thousands of years millions of years you use those instincts and those help you avoid and survive situations the moment that you think and you use your real world knowledge with computers and technology and cell phones and uh applications and you know like a car insurance and things like that that's whenever you die you have to think purely of survival and living like me why did i do that there it is there it is there it is there it is oh yeah oh yeah you want to call me the hop god boys yeah [Music] get me up there [Music] well i'm regressing i can feel myself regressing they thought they could get me they can't get me i don't get got give me that save [ __ ] come here good yes i thought i wasn't gonna get it [Music] okay yes [Applause] i could probably actually jump all the way over there okay now this part's really easy okay am i an arabian night call me lawrence of arabia let's [ __ ] do this yes yes yes yes yes i'm so stupid i should literally [ __ ] delete i'm so i'm the dumbest person that's ever existed i'm actually the stu i'm the stupidest person that's ever existed in the history of existing like i'm actually the dumbest i'm the dumbest one i'm gonna give this one more shot last try boys last try last pull of the night last pull of the night [Music] hmm i i said it's the last try you know why i really said it's the last try is because i know i'm about to [ __ ] win i know i'm about to [ __ ] win i can feel it come on come on do it yes perfect perfect boys who was here who was here on the day that i beat this game who was here okay now we stay focused and we do this all right there it is and now i run with this okay this is it this is free this is free it's free completely free okay good [Music] so you're right asman doing the same thing over and over is incredibly frustrating anyway how many sword runs are we planning for tomorrow shut up getting close to 2 000 runs after all for me once did i get it i didn't get it okay it's fine it's fine it's fine i'm just not gonna die i'm just not gonna die i'm just not gonna die okay so the strategy is as follows i jump on this and i don't die bro what [Music] oh my god what's going on [Music] okay where am i [Applause] [Music] let's get over here maybe [Music] oh no oh no no no bro like what no man no man are you kidding me okay staying focused okay yeah but now what now i don't even know what to do where the [ __ ] is it [Music] we'll get the arrows no there's no way man fine [ __ ] you guys okay so i jump to there come on yes why am i dead get up get up [Music] okay they call me hoppy boy what the [ __ ] is going on oh my god oh my god oh my god okay all right i'm staying focused all right i know what i'm doing i know what i'm doing now i know what i'm doing now dude these are momentum [Music] wait i'm i'm still i'm still in the game i'm still in the game i'm still in the game [Music] i was yes doing a speed running strat it's okay oh my god thank god for early access games no [Music] no [Music] how more one more one more they can't stop me they can't stop me i can't get stopped i can't get stopped they don't get got i don't get god i don't get stopped hit me see what happens hit me see what happens [Music] no safes no safes no saves no saves [Music] you

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Id: rbf-rBIb-HM

Length: 38min 23sec (2303 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 22 2021