Mini Games! Asmongold Visits The BEST Place in FFXIV | The Gold Saucer

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what the [ __ ] isn't that one of the mounts you can get here i'm pretty sure it is it's for like if i it's like for like 2 million right it's super expensive it's a cactar yeah yeah yeah see i remember that kind of stuff okay whenever you talk about like transmog and mount stuff that's whenever things get really serious with me okay that's what i really know okay so now what okay so we've got this guy here that's nice very adorable and cute weekly transmog yeah we'll trop well i'm thinking about doing a transmog contest for final fantasy uh this week uh on sunday i'm not sure if it's gonna happen but we'll see wow look at me i i like this place this is great [Music] the manderville gold saucer oh my god the attendant at the airship seems eager to welcome you to the gold saucer welcome honored gifts uh to the manderville gold saucer where your wildest dreams are ever but a card or a chocobo's beak away from coming true this is your first visit nothing would please us more than give you a full tour of our establishment that you might enjoy its wonders to the fullest at the conclusion of the tour it's custom to offer our student patrons a complimentary gift straight from the vaults of our illustrious proprietor himself consider it ward manderville's uh way of personally thanking you for your patronage may fortune smile upon you [Music] damn damn this place is awesome [Music] look at this wow welcome to the mandeville gold saucer where all your dreams come true i'm seeing that [Music] wow it's like it's like dave and busters holy [ __ ] oh wow there's a whole map wait this place is huge mini capta pop broker welcome welcome fair traveler tear to cast your walk with a mini cacta pot ticket try your hand at mini cacti pot playing is simplicity itself just guess the value of the covered numbers to win big if the mia's grace is with you you'll be rewarded with mandeville gold saucer points galore so do you feel lucky each mini cacta bot ticket has nine slots a range of three by three grid each slot is randomly assigned a number from one to nine when you purchase a sticker a single number will be revealed to play uncover any other three numbers based on information gets to some of each line finally a select a single line to pay out mgp will depend on the total sum of the line you've chosen i'm gonna buy one you want one two three okay so i want to go with this one here right [Music] okay once you've selected a line all numbers are uncovered with the sum of the three in the line you chose depending as your mgp payout it's that easy okay um let's go with this one wait wait so i just want wait i just won 200. that's awesome [Music] [ __ ] yeah would you like to play again yeah i'm gonna play again okay okay so i'm gonna go here what 36 oh wait no here's this oh i see wait a minute okay okay i'm understanding now i'm gonna do now i'm doing another one so i need to get six okay i'm like 99 sure it's this one [Music] can i buy another one okay so i need to go six okay it can't be that it can't be this it can't be this it can't be this it can't be this it has to be either this or this i think i'm gonna go with this one oh what the [ __ ] [ __ ] all right go i'm gonna buy another one okay i've gotta get i've gotta hit six okay [Music] i think we go with this one i think we go with no no it can't be this one because there's a three right there so it can't be this one it can't be this one it can't be this one it could be this one it could be that one it could be that one right there no it couldn't be that one it can't be that one you're right it has to be this one no it can't be this one it has to be no it can't be that one it has bro i'm just gonna go with this one this is [ __ ] i got a thousand dollars that's pretty good i had 21. i hit 21. that's fine all right close reject to play again yes i'm gonna play again all right big dick i have to hit six on this one big money call me big money right here big money big money i'm gonna take it home big money i'm gonna take it i'm gonna come up real close i'm gonna come up real easy real simple [Music] no what a bunch of horse [ __ ] god they cut me off again can i make another character to play on two characters yes oh i've got to do that i've got to make another character guys this is [ __ ] ridiculous now where do i what's this place over here what's the main stage what's this girl doing what the [ __ ] [Music] oh my god what is this hitting the cat pot wait a minute i have to find what the cat pod is it's a lottery i'm about to win i'm going to win the lottery right now look at this dude wait oh dude look at [Music] that what what what what let's just talk to him welcome to the jumbo cat pot where erisia of your dreams is only four digits away can i tempt you with the ticket sir first you purchase a jumbo cat pock ticket for me then you purchase your four lucky numbers if all your numbers match then ding ding ding you've hit the cat pot you'll receive an embarrassingly large summary of good boy points and an extravagant prize beyond that with the jumbo cat pot the participants are the grander the prize has become just imagine how many good boy points you'll be able to stand to win if all your friends and allies join the fun wait this is a [ __ ] pyramid scheme so i'm supposed to get all my friends in and on it too okay um view the payout [Music] a million dollars purchase a jumbo cockpot ticket all right let's go here we go okay six no 6969 purchase okay yeah well now all of you do is to announce the winning number why not join us here on the cockpot board for the drawing okay dude this is so cool so how does this work do i when does this event square happen it's in one minute greetings our next scheduled event the slice is right will be held in event square all guests and welcome to participants it's at 1 40. wait it's 1 40 now oh wow wait what the hell that's right now hold x and talk to the npc oh it's this guy here okay from the farthest reaches of the far east comes the one the only the on jumbo only the bravest of the braves that are facing mysterious swordsman ultimate test of skill fast okay [Music] what the [ __ ] is this don't fall off the edge why would i fall off the edge just jump just i just don't jump off okay the renowned swordman authorities is about to descend upon the gold saucer his skills with a blade uh must be seen to be believed but blink and you'll yoshabu come on down yo jimbo jim yo jimbo come on come on jimbo let's go come on jimbo [Music] what the [ __ ] how does this so i lost right is that right i lost so you have to know where he's gonna jump okay now what there's more bamboo it's random okay how often does this happen it'll be at two p wait that's 20 minutes oh no i missed it wait yes wait i can go in i want to jump in i got it i i would have died okay so let's see here it's such a sick location yeah this place is badass okay who's this girl uh you look austin you look lost honey why don't i show you around i've been dying for some company bro imagine blizzard putting that in their game but just for a second imagine blizzard putting that in their [ __ ] game because i'm gonna be honest i can't i cannot [ __ ] imagine that for a continuation of your tour directed the board the waiting arm's my colleague valida at the cacta popcorn she's one of the most popular girls okay that means that her boob slider is turned all the way up to a 10. let's go talk to her the moogle's paw what what's this [Music] one mg okay it's one dollar [Music] huh wow so do i want to go red balls [Music] got it got it got it yes yes 25 okay now where do i go let's go talk to this one uh okay i don't want to look at this just give me one second okay like one second [Music] okay um so let's see here and this concludes uh your tour of the gold saucer i'm sure you're eager to start cleaning yourself out pray do not forget to the main corner and claim your complimentary gift okay good uh uh nope down oh there we go okay good all right now we don't need that anymore okay [Music] yes okay okay okay that's a bad one i can't cook on that one i got it i'm good dude i didn't know that was gonna spawn in front of me okay [Music] earn some bonus points [Music] that's it okay now what i've already made three thousand dollars okay nice this is easy that was [ __ ] easy so i got every single one right but i hit three of the red ones so i could have made a perfect score if i got five okay so i have to be more careful with that bro that was easy holy [ __ ] dude chocobo racing how do i do chocobo racing attack if you it's a quest oh i see it okay uh for those in need of speed a yearning for competition mandeville gold saucer provides the perfect solution are you content with merely admirable are you content to merely amble through life shifting forward step by step at a snail space imagine the wind in your hair as you cross the finish line atop a chocobo the thrill of competition and the joy of triumph would that not be far far greater choose a name for your chocobo word one oh might no bald is it on here yeah it's not on there man yeah you guys are trying to [ __ ] get a bald beauty no we're not gonna call it bald beauty personality maybe bold okay we're gonna do bold and then colors are gonna be [Music] bold gold all right guys let's go with it [ __ ] it let's do it so how does this work i want to see how we go rep okay i'm gonna go out i'm gonna go over there in just a minute okay [Music] how do i [Music] got it there we go there we go there we go the [ __ ] is a magic panel oh i bet it's that oh [ __ ] oh wow okay you also jump to i didn't what the [ __ ] this is how the [ __ ] do i go dude now this is pod racing i can see that got it okay sprint shoes bro this is so hard to control but i thought about about riding a real horse would be easier than this this is crazy so he's just gonna die okay got it can i use that oh [ __ ] now i'm fast now i'm fast now i'm big fast i'm big fast i'm big fast let's go good [Music] okay yes yes now what do i do oh wow let's get ready let's do this so there's eight people in the race [Music] boys do you think bold gold is gonna come in do you think he's gonna win i mean like i think a better question is how how much more is bold gold gonna win than everybody else i think that's a better question what's this 8th place not me dude okay [Music] staying focused there we go [ __ ] him there we go we got him we got him not today kid not today kid you can't beat the literal god [ __ ] [Music] there it is come on there's no way i lose there's no way i lose there's no way i lose there's no way i can possibly lose i can't lose i can't lose i'm gonna get in the way of him hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey no no hey hey come back bon bon no bon bon no bon bon get back over here bon bon [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] you bon bon i'm gonna kill you [Music] wait what did i do there's no way bon bon's gonna beat me there's no way [Music] that's horse [ __ ] i pressed it [Music] oh no [Music] no no no no no okay all right i'm fine i'm buying i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine all right push him push it to the limit push it to the limit bald gold let's go got it yes yes this is where i win this is where i win right here wait i'm in [Music] okay [Music] nah man nah man no bro i beat bonbon didn't i i did beat bonbon that's what matters okay so let me go talk to this guy trip what is this what's this well aren't you a handsome one welcome to card square welcome at the home of the triple triad tables what triple triad you ask only the mind-bending post-pounding maddening moorishly game that's taken around by storm but don't belie don't take my word on it behold [Music] okay all open start how the [ __ ] i'll go first this time to show you how it's done also i'll extend a tournament so you have plenty of time to think okay you've captured the card okay nice i won during your turn if you play your cards more number one okay [Music] what [Music] okay let me try this again four four three two and three so these numbers are combined is that what it is okay so okay now what yeah i've got it all right card change color four beats one how the [ __ ] okay uh i'm going to do one more attempt and then i want to go do another one i don't like playing card games i i think these are like i'm not i'm not into this kind of stuff okay so now what okay so i want to go maybe him oh the numbers show okay okay i get it i understand all right so now what okay okay so i just like win right yeah now i understand it okay i get it yeah i'll do one more attempt okay i'll do one more attempt just to see what it's like okay one more again yeah i didn't understand how this was supposed to work okay so you collect cards yeah i'm trying to understand that all right so [Music] okay got it i'll try one more of these redoing tutorial it's the same match oh is it really well no because he didn't do that last time did he okay um there's that one too okay so i still win though all right that's not too bad i understand the world's time for you to go forth and seek out as many triple triad players founded here on the gold saucer in the world beyond the game's getting avid following i'm sure you're going to find participants in various locations wow to challenge them before beginning a match wait this is a duty finder oh my god you can queue for bg's here so how do i do this okay play it [Music] hook up [Music] okay [Music] ah come on man come on bro this is rigged [Music] time's up again again no can i redo [Music] oh god oh god i'm feeling like shaq right now ah oh god i'm okay i just i i i [Music] yeah okay i got one i'll do one more i do one more i do one more if i don't get this one i won't do okay i'm not no i'm done i won't do another one like that's [ __ ] [ __ ] i don't want to do it [Music] you
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Channel: Asmongold TV
Views: 520,234
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Length: 27min 17sec (1637 seconds)
Published: Thu Jul 15 2021
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