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your butt can't suck straws ken I'd like to drugs don't suck straws you step through your five dozen chakras without you could jump to a bus oh hi there welcome to try guy's games debates two sides in opposition one right one also right next up we are debating Chris Hemsworth Chris today we'll be debating my choice no no no no no guys will be receiving topics that they may or may not believe in it's up to them to debate their damnedest oh yeah I have serious issues with the way you've been judging oh boy sounds like fun the truckies victim I went back in time and I became your father so who's your daddy one thing I know about debates is anytime someone's criticizing you you're supposed to smile and write things down because it makes them look stupid I currently like to argue with cell phone companies cable companies pretty much anybody on the other end of a phone who I disagree with I don't have a debate history but I'm a very opinionated man and I look forward to pretending I'm right with whatever I argue today I thought you're gonna make a master debater joke oh that's so smart you can do no no you do it no no Eugene on Branford's that's your joke I don't want to take it from you the record shows Eugene Nantes is that is that no I'm conceding the joke like you do for the genes joke he's so humble that's what makes him the master debater there we go there it is mr. Cornbelt mr. Abbas burger today we will be debating Game of Thrones verse Lord of the Ring oh yeah they're [ __ ] because Keith hates Game of Thrones and we both watch both of these now I know you haven't seen Game of Thrones but here's just a bunch of Game of Thrones words yeah thank you Lannister start Greyjoy Dorne Lannister Stark Dorn some of the best names in cinematic history television this it's so cinematic it's not television it's HBO Lord of the Rings The Return of the King is the most winningest movie in Oscar history what are the final season of Game of Thrones do stunk up the place what happens in Lord of the Rings when you die you don't you just get on a ship and sail away where are the stakes a character named Ned literally dies in the first season spoiler alert the Lord of the Rings New Zealand didn't exist before I think we can all agree that incest is bad there are at least a few people who think incest is good I really just wrote incest bad three times the line tossed me delivered literally and not figuratively in the first time in cinematic history thanks to good point also you got a chair made of swords now that's in dope huh and impractical for people with back problems like me it's cold and it hurts to sit on but you would never survive in Middle Ages Zach neither would i see without glasses in Lord of the Rings I could I would be a hobbit and I'd be the hero they have humans in Lord of the Rings you'd be a human no I'd be a hobbit and I would eat breakfast all day you can't your stomach would never allow it see I can in conclusion you get boobies in the first episode listen I know and you know that Keith doesn't know a damn thing about Game of Thrones I'm going Eugene and so what is Halen I'm going that and Keith still can make a strong argument you still able to make some funny jokes even without any knowledge hey there me again in between these rounds will be doing the lightning round with random topics are pitted against each other say for example Barbra Streisand versus the rotator cuff sounds like a whoo let's watch speedo bathing suit versus under store I think we'd all like to picture Eugene in a speedo bathing suit when there's drought you want a thunderstorm to get you real wet we go with the speed of thank you for letting me use you two with yes all right now we will be debating Hannah Montana versus Miley Cyrus what are Miley Cyrus songs exactly today I'll be arguing for one of the greatest pop stars of all time Miley middle name Cyrus Hannah Montana is blonde and that's huge people love blondes and brunettes fine blonds hello Thank You Keith for that thrilling display of mediocrity no Keith I agree with you that blondes might be better at being fake characters on a TV show this wife is born Hannah Montana gives us nostalgia which is basically drugs for Millennials but Miley Cyrus does real trucks which is drugs also for Millennials no tonight we can't stop arguing for Miley and we won't stop because you can't you see it's we who run the night can't you see it's we who bout that life she is the reason we have the song best of both worlds which was included in almost every single one of our live shows I think Hannah Montana is why the try guys are so popular can you name me one Hannah Montana song that isn't best of both worlds no but I can also not name very many Miley Cyrus songs one of my biggest points wigs are fun the Hemsworth's a beautiful clan of brothers I trust their opinion he married Miley multiple times but then they divorced and they divorced and yeah they she went off and now she's gonna Cody Simpson she's still with Cody Simpson who knows in conclusion Miley Cyrus popularized twerking no no no no no in conclusion Hannah Montana never appropriated anyone else's cultures and did not invent working I'm team Miley it's Ned and Zach yes I gotta give it to Hannah Eugenia Keith great job best of both worlds baby team Hannah Wow the wigs do B he didn't say that was his vets are you mad did it we have tuxedos verse Billy Eilish you can't wear billy Eilish for a fancy night on the town with the mrs. Billy Eilish could wear a tuxedo but a tuxedo could never sing ocean eyes we're going billy eyelets out the Billy thanks for watching our videos today I will be arguing for the ability to read minds and I shall be arguing for the ability to time travel I know what you're thinking you're thinking that time travel is better than reading minds goddamn right we are both it's the obvious argument and everyone already agrees I'm here to tell you that's not the case because if I could read your minds I would actually know I'm doing a bit because I'm uncomfortable being my real self I'm trying to interrupt him so that I get him off his flow because I don't know how to make this argument work I'm the greatest teammate of its time traveling reading is cool but travel is cooler let's look about the movies you got Back to the Future the greatest trilogy ever made you got looper Avengers endgame about time season 5 of lost maybe the best season you got Hot Tub Time Machine 1 & 2 one of the worst things that can happen in time travel is you accidentally [ __ ] your mom that's never happened we have no proof she wanted it but it didn't happen you might also then be the cause of your mom's almost sexual assault which one do you want to go it's act what movies do you got with mine reading what women want starring Mel Gibson who is anti-semitic and misogynist you can go back in time and kill Adolf Hitler well killing Hitler that was for you what if you never even existed because you somehow squish the butterfly that ruins the spiderweb that then makes your parents not in conclusion even though this is a bit because I'm uncomfortable with myself I went back in time and I became your father so who's your daddy I was gonna say your mom but I didn't want it team mind-reading all right team time travel team contro today's argument is Britney Spears vs. spaghetti and meatballs Britney Spears was someone who grew up with just likes getting meatballs however she constantly delights and it's always changing her flavor unlike spaghetti and meatballs a vote against spaghetti and meatballs is a vote against putting balls in your mouth balls to the walls baby it's Ned yes next up we are debating Chris Hemsworth Chris Evans this is hard for me had a Chris Hemsworth is so hot Chris Hemsworth he's Thor the God of Thunder who doesn't love God Chris Evans aka Captain America aka America's ass Thank You vet thrilling display of mediocrity Zach Chris Evans is so bland I can't even tell the difference between him and Chris Pine Thor was a God a God who couldn't protect his own home Asgard it was ripped to shreds in one of the movies what kind of God can't protect their own Kingdom but God can't keep the door to the room please close Chris Evans wishes he was living in the 40s do any of you wish that you were living in the 40s only so that I could punch Hitler in the face which Captain America did on the cover of his first comment Chris Hemsworth looks really good with long hair 1% of men can do that Chris Evans has beautiful eyes Thor only has one he lost an eye in the movie were you even paying attention Ned you also brought us fat Thor and Avengers endgame which some people found offensive but most people found delightful so when it Chris well Chris Evans do oh I'm so sad boom Avengers Assemble whatever it's like some like key line of the movie sure Thor's got the hammer but you know who else could lift that thing my boy Chris Evans he can he could carry the shield and the hammer you're looking at me like I'm crazy did you see the movie Ned it was a moment that brought down that house he goes he calls the hammer it's like Shh it's awesome I mean it's so dope Chris Evans sure he has a nice butt guess what I have a nice butt so if you vote for Chris Evans you're voting for me and if you vote for me you're voting for Chris Hemsworth so and when Chris Evans grew so big and in America his heart grew three sizes that day he saw what that machine did to his muscles what do you think it did - oh yeah his dicks probably crazy right America's ass where do you see America's boner I rest my case I'm also I'm also team Chris Evans today I will be arguing for a straw has one hole I'll be arguing for the fact that straw has two holes well let's just get started here guys I don't need to take any notes cuz it's simple look if you look at a straw a straw has one hole are you getting like two streams of liquid when you drink milk out of a straw no you know the human digestive system is kind of like a really long straw and I would say that my mouth is the beginning of that straw in my butthole is the end of that straw and I would say that my mouth and my butthole are two different holes therefore a straw clearly has two holes my strongest case is that of my butthole I rest it a straw has one hole because you make one hole holes can have depth if you dig a hole in the backyard it doesn't matter how deep it is that's one hole your butt can't suck straws ken I'd like to draw don't suck straws you suck through them your bucket is out you could suck through a but straws our butts my opponents said butts can't suck things up may I present douches and goofing may I present butt plugs may I present anal beads but in fact suck up a lot if you're open-minded but the they ever suck all the way out of your mouth therefore it's ridiculous to compare a butt to a straw when you're putting in a butt plug you're not calling it also your mouth plug therefore they're separate entities have you had a in your butt therefore you cannot argue sex two holes are more fun than one oh you're gonna have sex with a strong wait a second though - two holes in sex not four holes as Keith would say wait which side am I on as long as it's not one whole more holes are always better this is the human digestive system and it looks a lolly a crazy strata me and crazy straw is a straw and I can see the mouth hole and I guess and the hot hole right down there that's right I think that I think this obviously is Oh Keith if you put your mouth in a glass of milk I suck your ass milk pump your mouth then I would believe you until that day you're being completely ridiculous comparing the human digestive tract to a straw which you clearly suck one hole out of and you get the milk you can suck it out of the people you are out of line counselor suck it you can't get the mouth saliva from your pee hole yeah just wait like six hours Zac boom Keith in Eugene shots of fireball versus boxer briefs you want to get nasty and have fire down your belly shots of fireball I not only alcoholic but you can like them on actual fire boxer briefs sometimes yeah I want to see all that best of both worlds boxer briefs hi I have serious issues with the way you've been judging oh my god but I do want to see all that next up we are doing popping pimples is pleasurable popping pimples is disgusting popping pimples is pleasurable sometimes a little bit of pain releases endorphins endorphins are the things that make you happy pimples when you pop them they scar your face and then you'll be Scarface and he murdered people murder is bad that's right that's a good argument that's right do you like bubble wrap do you like the old gummy snack called gushers perfect combination of two childhood delights you put your thumbs together pop puss squish didn't say that's your catchphrase thank you for that thrilling display of videography dr. pimple popper has taken the internet by storm numbers don't lie and dr. pimple poppers numbers are better than ours do you think the try guys are pleasurable then you have to say that dr. pimple popper is also pleasurable sure sure you can say dr. pimple popper gets better numbers than us but you know what all of those views are demonetized yeah little white snakes crawling out of little Bay's skin tiny volcanoes of goo and blood sometimes the squeeze omits the cheese I'm not one to kink shame you can get your kinks wherever you want to I get off on the word pus their problem out scientists are profitable in conclusion pimple pus pimple juice that juice ain't worth the squeeze Eugene and Ned this was really gross but well that's gonna do it hope you've enjoyed try guys game time hope you've learned something about the guys maybe yourself I haven't learned anything but I've had fun and that's all that counts see you later okay there's a long wave [Music] if you're the kind of person who subscribes to things maybe subscribe to the try guys or my new channel it's pretty good it's called watcher I don't worry about it anyway hope you've had fun here see you later can try guys game types

Channel: The Try Guys

Views: 3,328,261

Rating: 4.9350429 out of 5

Keywords: try guys, keith, ned, zach, eugene, habersberger, fulmer, kornfeld, yang, buzzfeedvideo, buzzfeed, ariel, ned & ariel, comedy, education, funny, try, learn, fail, experiment, test, tryceratops, debate club, game time, gaming, gameplay, friends, bffs, best, worst, winner, loser, miley cyrus, hannah montana, game of thrones, lord of the rings, debatable, argument, hot topic, trending topics, popular, most popular, liam hemsworth, chris hemsworth, competiton, challenge, card game, party game, stand up comedy

Id: PbABZl_nAcE

Length: 20min 26sec (1226 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 05 2020

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The structure makes me want to cry, but I appreciate that they tried.