(emotional music)
- A very important PSA: one in four people may be a Hufflepuff. So I would like you to
look around to the people that you know and love. One of them, right now, is a Hufflepuff. (upbeat music) - Hey, everyone. In light of continuous comments made about the trans community
by author J.K. Rowling, if you or anyone you
know identifies as trans, non-binary, or questioning
and is in need of support, The Trevor Project offers
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and to raise awareness about organizations
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through the donate button to help trans youth. - While we absolutely disagree
with J.K. Rowling's comments, we wanna show that many Potterheads support trans rights
and use this as a tool for activism and fundraising. - And in the words of Daniel Radcliffe, if you found anything in these stories that resonated with you or helped you in any time of your life, then that is between you
and the book that you read, and that is sacred. - Enjoy our official sorting. Happy Pride, and remember: trans rights are human rights. (bright music) - Hello and welcome to a
very special edition of (together) Try Guys' Game Time! Today we are getting officially sorted into our Harry Potter houses. That's right. We're taking the Pottermore quiz. You may remember that we did a video where we were Harry Potter houses. - We're ambitious-- ♪ Me, it's all about me ♪ (punches)
(groans) - How have you personally aligned? - When we were growin'
up, reading the books, you really only thought of yourself as a Gryffindor or a Slytherin. It's the duality, the yin and the yang, the black and the white. So I always thought that
maybe I was a Gryffindor with some Slytherin rising, but I like what I hear from Ravenclaw, I'm not afraid to puff puff
huffle, so bring it on. - Yeah, I mean my moon sign
is definitely Hufflepuff. I think I'm a Gryffindor. I mean, I usually get it in tests. I do have a child right
now and that leads to a lot of Hufflepuff qualities. Also I went to Yale because Ravenclaw, and then (light laughter) I secretly am pretty cunning. - Wait, you're cunning right now? - What? - He's cunning all over the place. - He's cunning everywhere. - Oh my god, please stop
cunning with all of us here. - So cunning! - You guys are the worst. - You know what? I think in relation to each other, the original assignments that you had make a lot of sense. But I honestly think we're
probably all the same thing. (laughs) We're more similar
in relation to the world than we are different. - Whoa! You heard it here first: Try Guys are all Gryflerins. - We're probably all Gryffindors and even that would explain
how Eugene would be a Slytherin because they say that the
Gryffindor and Slytherin are very similar. - [Zach] Very close, very close. - One's just evil. - I (beep) hate Gryffindor. - Yeah, basically
Gryffindors and Slytherins are attention-seeking whores. - Oh, then that's definitely us for sure. - That's all of us. - All right, let's start
the sorting ceremony. - Is the hat speaking to you right now? - Take off your clothes. (all laugh) - That's what it was saying. - This is big for you because you really identify as a Gryffindor. - I do. - What would it mean if you
found out that was wrong? - It would, well first of all I have to get rid of a lot of merch. (all laugh) - I only wanna be Slyterin one, (speaking mock Parseltongue) - What're you doing? - But I'm okay with Ravenclaw. I'm actually okay with Hufflepuff 'cause I think that's funny. Don't wanna be Gryffindor. - Oh, I think you're
gonna be a Gryffindor. - Because I just, I've staked my claim on
Gryffindors being annoying. - Oh, true. - And just, I don't like when people are just running around being like the valor and the courage,
and the King Arthur shit. - [Zach] What is it that they say-- - Well you have a lot of
King Arthur qualities. - I know. But that, that's why they're
very similar to Slytherin, but it's the way they get
there that's different. - Isn't it what they say it takes one to know one? (Ned gasps) - Well let's find out! Up first, do I like the stars or the moon? No context, just what do I like? I guess I like the stars 'cause... - Would've pegged him for
a full-on moon boy myself. - I think he likes shooting for the stars. - And I like the constellations, you know? There's so many, it's like
there's infinite choices, whereas the moon is just - It's some piece of bullshit rock. - Do I prefer a river or a forest? I like goin' up the the big
trees, the Redwood Forest. That's one of my happy places. Love trees, love lookin'
at 'em, love smokin' 'em, love hangin' out with 'em. - Nice. Well everybody knows
that rivers kill people just by themselves. Forests have creatures that
kill you in the forest, but rivers, the water literally kills you. I'm afraid of being killed. - I don't know what
y'all are talking about. I've always loved rivers. I grew up near a river. I think water's dope. I don't think about the danger of a river. You guys really want dangerous. I think rivers are like really pretty. - Boating, tubing, water skiing. - Tubing. - One of your housemates has cheated, oh! By using a Self-Spelling Quill. Now he's come top of the class in charms, beating you into second place. Oh, I already don't like this dude. (all laugh) That'd be so frustrating. You know how much I like
getting first place in things. - This question legitimately angers Ned. - Yeah! (laughs) This dude is cheating! - Oh, am I gonna call
out a guy for cheating? (beep) yes I am! - Do I tell on him, like a little bitch? Do I tattle-tale before I'm even asked, like a really big little
bitch? (all laugh) Am I cool guy and know
that snitches get stitches? - For me, the thing that gets
me about this question is they cheated and they
got top of the class. If someone is just cheating because they're not doing well and then they have a bad score, I feel bad for them, but
I'm not gonna rat them out. - But the results of them
getting a higher rank than you! - I got second! - You told the teacher, Ned. - Yes, I'm tellin' the teacher. - But when? - I'm telling the teacher when he asks me. - I always snitched when I was young. - Hell yeah. - Because I was the smartest
kid in all the classes, all of them (beep) cheated
off me all the time because I was the Asian kid. Sometimes I would actually
put the wrong answers down 'cause I knew everyone
was lookin' at my paper to get them to fail. Therefore, I would tell the professor before he even cheated. - Wow.
- There you go. - If I saw that quill when I was a kid, I'd be like (beep) that guy,
he's gonna cheat off of me. This sounds very Hermione,
but that's my truth. (beep) that guy (beep) cheating. - As someone who has cheated in classes, this is none of my business! I don't care, and I don't care that someone else did
better than me in class because they cheated. It's all about me. I believe in life, you keep your eyes-- - Are you snitches get stitches? - One, snitches absolutely get stitches, but also, keep your
eyes on your own paper. The way that I do has nothing to do with how anyone else does. - It does if it's graded on a curve! - Which of the following would you hate people to call you? Ignorant, wouldn't like that. Selfish, I hated being
called that as a kid. My mom would say I was selfish and things, and I'd be like, what
are you talking about? That's not selfish. - Probably because you were selfish. - Maybe I was, but I
thought she was selfish. (all laugh) Like you think I'm selfish,
you're selfish! (laughs) Yes, of course sometimes I
do things that are for Keith, but I feel like I often am
thinking about other people. - I'm just gonna say it now, there have been times
in the past where Keith as a comedian has yes, anded on screen, 'cause he's a good performer and thinks about the people on screen, and some people in the
comments thinks that because he you know, takes on a
character that might seem a little more self-centered
that he's actually selfish. - [Woman] Deep breaths. Take a deep breath, take a deep breath. (all laughing)
(beep) kidding me?! - And he's not. He's playing--
- Playing my part. - He's selflessly portraying an asshole. - Yeah!
- For the good of the group. - Don't you see? - If you could have any
power, which would you choose? Ooh! The power to read minds, - [Zach] Dangerous. - The power to change the past. - Oh my god! - Too dangerous. - The power of invisibility. - Pervy.
- Pervy. - When you're a kid, you
just wanna be invisible so you can watch people be naked, right? - And so you can steal stuff.
- You can steal stuff. - I mean that one, for sure. - It's for crimes, it's all for crimes. - Gross, Jesus. - Power to speak to animals. Hard pass. (laughs) - And I've been there already. - I do not need to know
what that horse is thinking. (all laugh) I'm between strength and
changing your appearance, but I think I'm gonna
do superhuman strength. - Wow, yeah! - That checks out. - Guys, I'm gonna reveal
a lot about myself now, but I have always, always had the fantasy of being able to change time. You have to think who I was growing up. I was so nervous of saying the wrong thing and (beep) it up, and I'm like "oh, if I could just
rewind a couple minutes, "I could be brash, and I could
be the person I wanna be" 'cause there wouldn't be consequences, and I would be able to
get outta my own skin. - [Ned] I feel that. - I'm goin' with the
power to change the past. - That's crazy.
- Whoa. - I'm not goin' that far back. - Yeah, but once you start... It's like Pringles, baby. - Slippery slope. - My life's gonna be perfect. - Yeah, well let's hope. - Which of the following
do you find most difficult to deal with? Loneliness? Don't like that. Boredom, hate being bored. Hunger, oh. (all laugh) - (laughing) No, don't
even go further, Keith. - Hold on, hold on. - You could be bored for two hours. You can't be hungry for two hours. - Yeah, but here's the thing, when I'm bored, I often just eat. (all laugh) - But that means you are resorting to the thing you prize most which is food.
- Food. I'm gonna choose hunger, which is a very Hufflepuff answer. ♪ Hunger Keith ♪ ♪ Hunger Keith ♪ ♪ Hunger Keith ♪ ♪ Hunger Keith ♪ ♪ Hunger Keith and the Hunger Keiths ♪ - I'm drawn most to loneliness. I just feel that in my heart. It sucks to be lonely. - [Eugene] No wife, no baby. - That's right, I mean yeah. - Then who even am I? Who even is Ned with no wife and no baby? The only one that strikes
me is being ignored, because I was ignored my whole life, and that's why I'm quiet. - Anyway, so I this weekend (laughs) - Oh, my (beep) god. - Zach, you crazy boy. - Oh my god. I'll kill you right here. - [Ned] So being ignored, huh? - Yeah. It actually makes me sad reading it. - Aw. - That makes me feel lonely. - (whispers) Such a Gryffindor. (laughs) - Okay, would you like
to be known by history as Korndiddy the Great, Korndiddy the Wise, Korndiddy the Bold, Korndiddy the Good. - I gotta go with the Great. Just kinda encapulates everything. - It does. - Like Alexander.
- Alexander the Great. He didn't do anything wrong. - Yeah. Spotless record.
(laughs) - Guys, it was a long time ago. - Times were different. - Times were different. - The Great to me refers to power and it could be good, but I also think it could be fear-based. I think a lot of the Greats of history are not so great. - Whoa. - I don't care about being bold. That's a chip flavor, it's
not a descriptor of me. If I could be known as someone who helped make the world a little better than where it started, I think
that would make me happy. So I'm gonna go with the good. - Until they found out he was sneaking around in the girls' locker room. (beep) he was invisible.
- Changing time. Changing time to give
himself an even bigger dick. (laughing) - After you have died, what
would you most like people to do when they hear your name? - I want them to cun all over. - "Miss you but smile?" (beep) that. I don't know what he (beep)
that's supposed to be. - I like that.
- Wistful, a remembrance. - "Think with admiration
of your achievements." - I want people to laugh at my funeral. - "I don't care what people think of me "after I'm dead, it's
what they think of me "while I'm alive that counts." I really like admiration
of your achievements. I don't actually care
what people think of me after I'm dead. 'Cause I, yeah, we're all gonna die. - I'm curious if you guys
feel this way, though. I've often thought about making art as the unconscious desire to be immortal. Because you can create
something that tells your story and imparts your view on the world - That's right.
- beyond your life. - That's exactly right. I always think I would
rather people remember me for my works than who I was. I don't give a (beep)
what they think about me. - Yeah!
- You know what? - That's the attitude I have to-- - I like that. Blaze forward, be your own champion, very Gryff of you, keep goin'. - Oh. Yeah, that could be a Gryffindor answer. - Which nightmare would frighten you most? "Standing on top of something very high "and realizing suddenly there
are no hand or footholds "or any barrier to stop you from falling." So basically the (beep) afraid of falling. If you know me, you
know I don't like that. - [Ned] That's awful. - "Being forced to speak
in such a silly voice "that hardly anyone can understand you "and everyone laughs at you." No, that'd be a hilarious dream! That sounds awesome! - No, that'd be awful. - (high-pitched) No, that'd be great. - [Eugene] But everyone's
laughing at you constantly. - (high-pitched) That okay. I would just, I'd be like, oh it's my choice to speak like this. - I think I have had that nightmare of not being able to communicate. - Yeah, everyone's just like "ha ha, look at the weird little--" - (high-pitched) I've never, that's never been a thing for me. (normal voice) "Waking up to
find that neither your friends "nor your family have
any idea who you are?" - Oh! (all laugh) - That's scary, that's
definitely a Nedmare. - But for me, it's the
first one, it's heights. I hate heights. This is a dream I have. And every time I do that thing
where you're falling asleep and you have the jump, jump awake, it's because I'm falling. Always falling. - Four boxes are placed before you. Which would you try to open? The gleaming jet black box
with a silver lock and key marked with a mysterious
Rune that you know to be the mark of Merlin. Yeah, already interesting. - That's sexy.
- Super sexy. - That's hot, that's hot. - It's a drug box right there. - The small pewter box,
unassuming and plain. Already don't care. - Ew, pewter. - The small tortoise-shell
box embellished with gold inside with some small
creature seems to be squeaking. (squeaking) - Hello, I'm in the box!
- Who would pick that? - (high-pitched) Let me out! Hey, Eugene, you wanna party? C'mon, let's go! - I would throw that off a cliff. - [Zach] No! - If you are attending Hogwarts, which pet would you take with you? A cat, a toad? Or an owl. - It's tough. I like owls because I can send mail and also birds are funny and have you seen a naked owl? Hilarious. Just little monsters. - I don't understand why
anyone wouldn't take an owl. - Do you think that in the HP universe owls also bring you junk mail? It's like "ah, (beep) Hedwig. "Another bill?" - I don't need to hear
how Bed Bath and Beyond is prepared for the Voldemort outbreak! (all laugh) - Love cats, but I'm allergic to them. Toads. Who? Owls are dope. - Yeah. Owls say "who." - Toads are funny and I do wanna know what the variety of
toad options there are. - Fat toad, sexy toad-- - Horny toad. - [Eugene] Horny toad? - Oh, there's gotta be horny toad. - [Eugene] Girl. - I'm gonna go with cats. I personally grew up with lots of animals and I always liked the cats the most. - Obviously, I'm going
with the best animal and the best movie of 2019, Cats. - Snowy owl? Screech owl! You know that dude (beep). - Ned is a Screech owl. - I'm, I'm just, the pictures here, I'm
attracted to the Snowy owl. - Yeah, obviously. - It's the hottest owl. - [Eugene] Yeah, it's pretty hot. - That's a (laughs) - I love that one!
- It's so cute! - The Tawny owl would be like a librarian! You could put a little bow-tie on him! - Guys, do you see me more
with a Snowy or Screech owl? - I think a Snowy is sexier, I see you, based on that
photo, a Screech owl would be hanging out with Keith. - Okay, do I want a ginger cat? Oh, so cute! A white cat, so elegant! Siamese cat? Nah. Oh, Tabby cat! (beep) that cat!
- That's it. - Or a black cat. Black cats, I think are underrated. You know that black cats
are the least adopted because people are afraid of them. Oh, but the Tabby cat's so fat. My cat Cooper was black. I'm goin' black cat. I've had all of these cats
in my history of life. - Really?
- Yes. We've had all these cats. My orange cat was named Yawgmoth, and that was my favorite cat. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, what is that name? - Yawgmoth is the Magic:
The Gathering monster. I'm going with Ginger cat
because that was my favorite cat. - That's a cool name for a cat. - It's like Garfield. - And you hate Mondays. - I hate Mondays. - [Zach] You love lasagna. - [Keith] I love lasagna. I do love lasagna. - Four goblets are placed before you. Which would you choose to drink? The smooth, thick, richly purple drink that gives off a delicious
smell of chocolate and plum. Oh, that sounds good! (all laugh) - What kind of question is this? - You don't even need to go further. - The foaming, frothy, silvery liquid that sparkles as though
containing ground diamonds? That'll just rip up my stomach lining. - Yeah, that's not a good idea. - The mysterious black
liquid that gleams like ink and gives off fumes that
make you see strange visions. - Whoa, oh! - That sounds like a fun weekend. - That does sound fun. - I was a little scared by that one, but now I'm like "ooh,
that sounds like a party." What's the point of being a wizard if it's not to have some
crazy dope hallucinations? - Yes. It's all about, life's about experiences. And when you're a wizard
and everything's magical, like, this seems like the only thing that could give you something
you couldn't attain otherwise. - Once every century, the Flutterby Bush produces flowers that adapt their scent to attract the unwary. It it lured you, it would smell of - [Zach] Fried chicken. - That would be true. But the first option is the sea. The second is home. - Which might smell like fried chicken! - The third is a crackling log fire, which KFC does sell the chicken log. - That sounds nice. - And you know what that is, Keith? That's the burning bush, which tricked my people. But also, a burning bush,
that's a fun Friday night. - Yeah. Wait, the bush tricked your people? (all laugh) I don't
think that's the story. - No. - I don't think that's the story. - [Eugene] The bush was God. - Moses wasn't tricked. - He gave the 10 Commandments. - It's a trick. All religion's a trick. - That's the one part you believe. - Okay, I agree with that. - What kind of instrument
most pleases your ear? Ooh, the piano. (piano plays) The drum. (drumming) The violin. (voilin plays) The trumpet. (imitating trumpet) - Yeah, see trumpet's, nah. - Pleases your ear. Trumpet gets me hype! - [Keith] Yeah. - I think I'm going the violin. It's beautiful, it's elegant,
it can be very moving. - I disagree with every
answer you've given so far. - Really?
- That's crazy. - But I think it's correct for Ned-- - Yes, yes! _ 'Cause like Ariel's kinda like a violin. (laughs) You know? - I'm between violin and piano. - Beautiful, sleek, soft edges. - Yeah.
- You know? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's his wife.
- Dainty. - That's his wife you're talkin' about. - Dainty lady, fancy. - [Eugene] Please, Keith, please, please. - You can hold her
under your chin like so. - Okay, I'm between violin and piano here. For some reason I'm leaning
violin just 'cause-- - 'Cause of like, Ariel. - I guess so? (Eugene snickers) - What am I most looking
forward to learning at Hogwarts? Magical creatures and how to
befriend and care for them. - Oh, so cool. - Flying on a broomstick. - Hell yes!
- Cool. - Pretty dope. Transfiguration, turning an
object into another object. - You can make this couch
turn into fried chicken? (laughs) - Hexes and jinxes. That's too mean for me. Apparition and disapparition. Which is being able to
materialize and dematerialize. - (beep) dope. - Apparition and disapparition. - [Zach] Oh really? - Yeah, there's absolutely no question. - Oh, I thought you'd be
a little creatures guy. You love creatures! - To (beep) teleport? - This is very non-canonical for Try Guys. - I'm stunned. - Yeah, I gotta go with apparition. I hate long travel days. - Keith is always stepping
in toilets and being like "why won't I flush?" - I know! And I try to jump into
fireplaces and I just get burned! - Which would you rather be: liked, trusted (gasp), feared, envied, imitated, or praised. I think honestly, being liked is the core of everything
I've ever cared about. If I like really, really,
really psychoanalyzed myself, which I do frequently, I think it's all about just
wanting people to like me. - We like you. - So, give a thumbs up on
this video if you like Zach. Be sure to subscribe to
the Try Guys channel. - All right, left or right? Right, let's do this. - White or black? I am white. But when I was a kid, I wanted
to be the black Power Ranger because his name was Zack, and it was a thrill to
see myself represented. - By a black man. - You didn't like the white ranger? - Nah. - I love the white ranger. - His name wasn't Zack. - I guess I'm white. (laughs) (all laughing) - This one doesn't seem so hard. You're really stressin' over... - I'm like anyone-who's-not- white-or-black-on-Pottermore boy. - There's no--
- Not applicable? - There's no Jewish option? - Okay, white or black. (laughing) Well, I'm white. I'll go with white! - White or black? - Always bet?
- Always bet? - On black.
- On black. - Okay. The Sorting Hat is ready
to make its decision. Are you ready for this? Does my hat look good? Continue. I'm a Hufflepuff! Oh my god! - He's a Hufflepuff! - I did it! - I (beep) knew it! - Yeah! - Oh my god. Who would've thought?
- We knew it! We (beep) knew it! - I was resisting it, but deep down, dedication, patience, loyalty. - You're a dad and a husband now. The Hufflepuff qualities
you need in that role. - [Ned] Yeah. - Wow.
- Wow! - What a shocking turn of events! Where's this video gonna go from here? - Ned, you gotta go save your receipts and return all that merch. You gotta get away from that
maroon and gold and get some, what is it? Yellow and black? ♪ Black and yellow ♪ - And look, you're wearing the pants for, you're literally wearing those colors! (all laugh) - Wow, you've already
telegraphed Hufflepuff before the video even started. Look at that. - If he's a Hufflepuff,
am I not a Slytherin? - Oh shit.
- Oh shit! - The Sorting Hat is ready
to make its decision! - Put on the hat! - Oh, so many things
that I'm wondering about and second-guessing. - If you're a (beep) Hufflepuff, too, I'm gonna lose my shit. - (deep exhale) Here we go. It's time to find out
definitively once and for all what is Korndiddy? (drum roll) (laughs hysterically) - What is it? - I'm a Hufflepuff! (all laughing) - Yes, brother! - Oh my god! - Yes! Yes! Family, family, join us! - [Zach] I wonder if I had picked black if it would've been different. - [Eugene] I thought it would
be Slytherin or Ravenclaw. - I mean, I guess not enough people are buying Hufflepuff merch, so they're tryin' to like-- - They're really pumpin'
the Hufflepuff numbers. - Can I just say based on
your and Ned's answers, so much of your inspiration is to be good and have people like you. To be seen as a good person. That is like core Hufflepuff. Gryffindors and Slytherin like don't give a (beep) about that. - I only own one piece
of Harry Potter merch and it's Maggie's Hufflepuff sweater, so. - Oh my god, you and Maggie
are Hufflepuffs together! - [Ned] Can we go on a double date? - [Eugene] Puff pals! - [Keith] Puff pals! - Okay. Here we go. (drumroll)
Oh (beep). It's all been leading up to this. I hit continue. I am a Ravenclaw! (all react) Who could've thought? - What the (beep) is happening? - Wit, learning, wisdom. I am like Gilderoy
Lockhart and Luna Lovegood. Actually-- - That's pretty true!
- Accurate! - That's pretty true! - You're literally the combination
of those two characters. - Wow, that's pretty accurate! I've never pegged myself for that. Is Eugene gonna be a Gryffindor? (all laughing) - No! - Holy shit! - If I'm a Gryffindor, I will throw myself out that window. No. - We are three for three with shocks here. This is changing everything
I thought I knew about us. - The Sorting Hat is ready
to make its decision. (all react) - Oh shit! Oh shit, oh shit! - You guys, if I'm a (beep) Gryffindor. - [Keith] I can't wait for
you to be a Gryffindor! - This is thrilling. - And... (deep exhale) (all react) - Great!
- Dude, we shoulda known 'cause you've been over there
cunning all over the place. - I cun everywhere all the time. I was cunning my pants at this moment. - Oh my god, stop it. Stop. - I don't mean this out of like allegiance towards acting
like I'm a Slytherin, I'm just one of those rare people I think who actually happen to inhabit a lot of qualities from
this fictional universe. It just fits. - [Ned] What a relief! - You know what this means, though. We don't have any
Gryffindors in the Try Guys. - That's bewildering to me. - Well (beep) Gryffindors! - You know who's probably Gyffindor? Some other YouTubers. You know? - [Zach] Jake Paul? - He's a Slytherin. He's blond and part of a mean family. - But he's the chosen one. - Literally that's how Slytherins work. They're literally mean blondes. They're very Nazi-like. - How am I a Nazi? - Well,
- Well... - Not all Slytherins are Nazis, but all Nazis are Slytherins.
- All Nazis are Slytherins. (all laugh) - Well, this has been very eye-opening. We found out our true,
honest-to-god houses. How do you feel? - I feel like I was always Hufflepuff, I just didn't know. - I'm throttled right now. My world turned upside down. - You know, I never saw
myself as a Ravenclaw, but now knowing that
Gilderoy Lockhart is one, I mean, yeah, obviously. Literally a person who just put his face on everyone else's work. That's somethin' I do. Look at all our thumbnails,
baby, that's me. (together) Try Guys' Game Time! - Hufflepuff squad, I see you. Where you at? (together) (beep) Gryffindors! (upbeat music) - My name's Harry, I
have a scar on my head. (beep) you. - I was chosen. But I was a baby. Stupid.
