The Sims | 2021-04-22

you didn't really get to do it did you it kind of ruined your moment didn't i i mean you can say it but i'm already here so sorry to rain on your parade and all that are you doing folks perfect timing yeah i just saw you like wait for it wait for that i'll just go live now just just to ruin it you know how are you doing though how are you doing it's good to see you in a way you know not seeing you legit max how are you doing how are the feet don't have to be yours just in general how's it treating you new camera yep pretty crazy camera set up here well it's actually it's not a new camera it's new lighting so what we have here is the same light the same light the same light and then i'm exposed to sunlight on my left so there you go that's how it looked like in the sun this is what i'm telling you when i'm outside it's just pale pale pale katy thank you very much for the bits you've toasted in the chat i'm happy with that new lighting yeah it's the sun it's pretty crazy i've never seen it in ireland before so i'm hoping it sticks around why does it sound like i don't know i was googling it for like half an hour before you showed up don't forget your sun lotion i'm like in the shade and the sun if anything is going down i'm just like who slather it on from my computer time uh oh she thank you for the sub annabelle thank you very much for the sub as well uh cool laura thank you for the sub finn raging gamer syncopated psyche zay voxie only brain dead uh xak i link thank you very much for the support everyone bry uh trashy katie slightly dangerous unicorn uh floral katie thank you very much earlier as well geez you were gifting subs before i was even here george thank you as well according judging judgely omalente gardy thank you very much i appreciate it how are you doing kevin junior looks like he's doing lovely he is look at him time his life over there hello did he start in time i did i did on the spot on the spot where's the tractor kevin it's downstairs i can show you another day if you want is that the sun yours that natural light it is it's so weird to see i haven't seen it in years bella thank you very much for the five subs that's very very kind of you thank you very much jose cordee thank you again and the louis copeland thank you as well can we get a tractor to stream i mean it's a toy tractor what do you want me to do with it i could just be like making tractor noises i guess as i move it around i don't know other than that very honest happy birthday thank you so much kevin is that daylight it is i am in danger uh it does does kevin junior still have a mark let me let me show you how good kevin junior looks look at how good kevin jr looks right now you see this all right like god he's impaler than his papa oh you see here there god that is high def sorry kim jr this must be uncomfortable i wouldn't like to be this close to the camera but there's like just bend your head back for me there you see that battle scar this one that was caused by me uh kicking him across the garden wait i was gonna kick him but i shouldn't do that because my foot's sore so use the other one all right he almost made it that's the closest one yet um yeah the the little nectar here was looking kind of bad so my mom offered to sew him up for me the the grandma you know but don't call her that you're gonna be in trouble uh kevin's hot steel nipples thank you very much for the tip and just saying they can cut glass uh markiplier thank you for it so they're not the real markiplier it's actually markiplier milkers is the full name there very oddly connected names there in a weird way caramel or channel love uh timothy lord tesco carolina christopher thank you so much for the five subs trex the sword thank you for the five subs as well and bella and louie thank you again for the five uh still your zelda elena rose fire snowy again kind of relative names there do you organize this there's so many coincidence sudden cat thank you for the bits nice tan you have you're glowing thank you very much it's a bit of fake tan but it still still counts at the real dewey uh ireland uh a curtain scriptinos uh close peki omni on on a lower navi thank you very much for the psalms jesus christ what the hell was that how many was it thank you very much hell i i didn't even know what was happening there for a second the counter just started going nuts thank you very much ken for that i i super appreciate it thank you very much christ almighty um jesus i don't know what to say thank you very much for that it's worth the sunburn you know all the risk i'm putting myself through right now what time is it in ireland five five five pm unfortunately our time zone even changes we don't even just stay you know gmt and then it changes daylight savings we're in bst now because the summer it's annoying i i wouldn't i would prefer if we the same time zone because i keep saying to people like oh yeah i post my video at 8 pm gmt but i'm not in gmt anymore chan thank you so much for that that was way above and beyond fecking hill uh erlini thank you very much again uh paul irish thank you very much is it i always don't know what your name is it polish or is it paul irish because irish sticks out to me because it's you know so i don't know what to call it but i'm going to say polarish thank you very much for the 10. that is super super kindly thank you very much carlos thank you very much for the five subs as well uh fruit and all basil uh kilimanti katie thank you very much thank you for the bits i love your new merch already ordered some hoodies and a shirt i'm amazed you managed to find it because it only went live yesterday and there's not been any announcement i'm going to if you want to wait i'll be like getting some because i was going to wait till my samples to like to show them off and put them on social media and all that but people found them on the websites uh you can look at it if you want if you go um exclamation mark merch in the chat it'll come up a link and there's a thing called the cult collection now uh i'll show you actually i'll show you because i'm still waiting for a render to finish so i got like like two minutes let me give you a look at navi thank you so much for the subs again that was way way way too nice of you thank you very much for that um wait let me go to you're going to see the sims here but let me just just ignore the fact that the sims is there uh just ignore it please jesus stop looking at it i'll show you what it looks like but um if if you want to wait because i'll be having uh i'll be having like uh my sample sent me soon and i'll show them off properly and uh you can make a better decision whether you like them or not um here we go now let me bring up edge uh where are you new tab is that it i hope that works where where the hell is it gone feck said hold on there we go so we've got like this cult collection now and it's got uh it's got front and back designs in them so even though they look um kind of simple at times they have like stuff on the back like that which i kind of like um it's just it's kind of like the stuff i wear because it's kind of like streetwear style because you got like i just have a tag there but then on the back you got loads of other stuff so that's kind of where um where i was going with it uh but i think there's some really cool designs and there's a lot of different varied designs there as well so there's like a little more complex ones um like something like this or we got uh we we have the simple ones like i just show you where it's just white and uh stuff like that you got hoodies and stuff i i'm pretty excited about them because i feel like it's just it's cool this is just a plain one with the the symbol on it it's cool to have something that's like related to like or a little community but also that's not obnoxious and it's like just it's just a cool design you know i i think it's cool anyway so i hope you like them we'll see um anyway let me let me close this uh i wasn't intending on like plug in the merch or anything like that i was just uh i just said i showed off because people in the chat were talking about it i was like god damn it they found it already the plan was to do a uh uh kind of promotion on social media but there was a bit of miscommunication and the people who do my store just put it up and i didn't want to be like don't take it down and you know yourself anyway i'll stop rambling because i'm going i'm going nuts here let me catch up with uh with the alerts and we'll get started navi thank you so much again for that that was huge uh polarish kerosis thank you so much for the five pretoon basil uh casey alexany thank you very much for the five subs as well uh kk otter modified match sarah lord uh chand again thank you very much i was wondering why it was such an odd number thank you for the bits uh non-copy chiaro coach to go alexandra kevs uh and ccc thank you very much for the three subs space kitten ck lexi a baby doc steadfast dwarf altani paz sian ryan uh olly kirbot lottie harley uh grayson katie uh alex abby and nimz thank you very much for the support there as well all right let me do a little tweet here and we can get started this is going to be an interesting experiment i think um the plan is to try like i know i have my title as but i make a miserable version of myself but i'm not actually going to try to do that i just know it's going to happen because the sims 1 is brutal if you've never played it before it's it's pretty harsh like it feels like almost more harsh than real life to the point where you need to be constantly taking care of yourself um i'm gonna give it my best shot to make a successful version of me you can help me with my choices and design and whatnot um of my character and it should be oh oh oh this thing is one that's hard in real life not gonna lie i didn't realize how difficult it was until i went back and played it like last year two years ago because it seemed like it was okay when i was a kid but i guess i just i don't know that was all we knew but now the sims 4 and whatnot is a little bit easier on you it's hard to go back and play this can you make gym 2 we could be housemates i guess if you want but that'll be even harder called affliction thank you so much for the five subs as well um navi thank you for the bits okay i love the merch but i work in a school with children ages six to twelve i don't think walking around campus in a hoodie that is a giant the cult on it is gonna go over well yeah i i totally understand [Laughter] all right let's create a family enter last name call me and now we'll start building our kevin the ignore the green around me that'll all be fixed it's just the menus are a bit meh because it's all widescreen and the game wasn't meant to be widescreen so we'll get there uh cold affliction thank you so much for the subs again syndrome uh shadow uh back for white ass office ryuko fredo rambling revere uh italian and albert thank you very much all right what are we thinking we can't even zoom in that much what matches my hairstyle i i mean i can hardly see it so i don't know maybe that it's too blond but maybe if we can get like a brown version of that uh that maybe that's kind of close i guess why is the background bigger it's just because the so old it wasn't meant to be run like this you have to get um a modded thing to actually be able to put it in widescreen so some menus don't adjust i kind of like this i could see myself wearing that okay what do you think make him pale this is as pale as he can go what do you think for personality what are you thinking don't forget the cane leave me alone i'll get my cane to you in a second just to smack the camera aside no no i have to have a personality please give it to me straight doc what am i am i nice i'm nice okay one that is my personality i'm slightly nice zero need if i'm being honest i think like i think like a three knees because i keep things neat but then i i let things get out of hand zero to active what the hell why i'm really active why are you doing this to me okay is this an alternate reality where we you're bullying me i'm being cyberbullied right now hi is this this could be an alternate reality where the card didn't hit me all right and then thus i never got into exercise so i am zero active right playful and nice i think we can put up playful and we could put up nice a bit i'm i'm all right you know i'm okay right you better say yes more playful i'm not very outgoing and eve back then even less so so i'll go with one do i have to use all of them i i'll put a playful full just to use my points i'll leave back to zero since the chat seems to be very very insistent on that why oh for kevin call me didn't get hit by car it's a very specific bio it's also his resume okay we're done you've not used all your personality points yeah i don't have much personality so that's fine that's me you know what we'll start with just kevin for now didn't get him yeah this alternate reality he didn't get hit by a car so personally for kevin it is absent and it just says didn't get hit by car all right i'm finished yes that's fine we can move jim in at a later point if we want winry thank you very much for the bits as well i appreciate that i have the the modded exe and stuff but i think it's just in this menu that it doesn't work everything else is fine so all right how much money do i have can i afford this the vanilla home there's a cycle did you name it that because of your complexion and i'm like no that was just the name of it when i got it all right should we build a house i could buy a lot where's a cheap lot that squares are gone you know what it i'll just get this one i'll customize it [Music] when do you think you'll realize oh no what did they do kevin it just didn't get hit by care yeah that's the point it's uh oh jesus did i not explain myself properly sorry what i meant to say is this is alternate reality kevin who did not get hit by a car so me me hit by car him no hit by car because i'm not blind i'm explaining to you so he didn't get hit by a car right what what is it hold on it's moving too fast i can't even read it hold on slow down slow down slow down you forgot a word what does it say then hit you can fill in the blanks why use many word when small word do same [Laughter] so what does it actually say hold on i'm just gonna have to pause the chat it says didn't get by care well that's also true all right that's another topic that i was going to go into i was talking about something else it was off topic but also didn't get by car you know it just makes sense only brain dead sounds like me sand dude norton shane charlie spoke bibson mania fredo uh talent stop sending me messages saying didn't get hit by or didn't get my car see i fill in the blanks [Laughter] right thank you very much for the five subs there again and ninja thank you for the tip joe alexany uh jigging grug neck wacky siguera thank you very much uh fangirl phoebe thank you as well sorry if i missed anyone i was being abused by my chat and i did absolutely nothing wrong that's the crazy thing about it all right kevin are you ready effects sake the place is unfurnished i got ripped off i thought i was getting a good deal here 12 grand for a house furnished but all i got was this unfurnished mess why alex the whole body gets blurred in the sims one it's because he doesn't have very good aim just kind of gets everywhere uh the mystery man left an unmarked package at my door this is the most i've laughed in a while bless you well i'm glad i just wish it was laughing with me instead of at me but you know what i'll take it why are you saying ooh leave him alone all right he's bad aim that's why he's wearing the overalls the starter kit is a complimentary gift from the friendly folks at magical inc who invite you to try their line of magical products for the home this box includes everything you need ooh you see you say magic i say meth lab let's put that inside that's right the kevin that didn't get by car goes straight into drug dealing do i have other things i have a magic wand toad sweat toadstools butter oh yeah that doesn't seem very magic to just have a lump of butter oop this escalated quickly yep sure does that that's what happens when you don't get by car uh twitchy folks thank you for the bits t-bag feet it makes me sad that you got my car thank you very much see you back feet and the lama voice vader was wes april and northern shane thank you for the two freddo mr tanky and dimitri thank you very much again i'm sorry if i missed anything um right we need to if we need to get him started in life [Music] what'll i get him i think a children's bed that looks so depressing i don't know why it's just the fact that he's like he's got no furniture and he sleeps in this bed and he wants to see what's this wait i i'll find agent who's hot it's just gonna be a picture of himself look at those suspenders i'm gonna get a job i don't think i should go down the superstar route i don't think it would um i don't i don't think it would work out not with a fashion sense like that okay so we got the military career i think there's always three isn't there wait what no okay well i guess my cv that i mentioned earlier isn't working probably because it's only four words and i'm missing a vital one it just says didn't get by car uh right what do i do should i [Music] maybe there's more jobs in this one he's eager jesus all right find a job who are all of you get off my lawn i think you actually can't use the bed oh because it's for a child all right hold on let me get rid of that it was a great idea to save money but then i realized it only took about half my body uh let's see are these all children's beds what about this one [Music] for single sims on a tight schedule and a tight budget there's no better value than the spartan special by cheap easy is it barrack inspired comfort and design ensure that your sims receive their ration of energy all right you've sold me uh a golf caddy what do you think oh he didn't get here bike yeah i walked the music i know it's so good did you read it as barack no barrick i don't know if my accent is making it a bit funny all right he's speaking in tongues you think yes all right you know what for a part-time job it looks like a hospital bed thank you charlie at least someone's being nice charlie's just like uh let's wave i'm thinking this is still like uh post uh virus world and human contact not a big fan i'd like if the world went this way that handshakes were just gone because i don't think they're hygienic and honestly they're just kind of weird and they only bring awkward situations i'm going to brag to this man hey you want to see my barracks inspired single bed fire soon no no fire humans shouldn't touch each other i don't know what i go that fair but i don't think i disagree with you either uh we need something for fun what's this the go-go cage what's that you just dance in the cage i mean it's pretty fun and compared to the other stuff like this is much less fun and it takes up loads of room this is just like a cage this needs a table and it costs more this is less fun too wait every and this doesn't put up the room this makes the room look better should i buy the cage i'm going to be honest with you i'm going to look at your feedback but i think i've already made my mind up yes okay good we're on the same wavelength i have bought the cage come in everyone let me get in my cage for you that's like this new neighbor is a little bit odd oh my god tis being thank you so much for the 20 subs hell sorry i didn't see you come in i was distracted because i was locking myself in a cage there is no music wait oh what was that all right well they're flirting well he's failing flirting listen to this i'm turning it off [Laughter] it's i imagine just sitting down next to him and silently sitting there no music and just watch you in the cage i want to get some chairs so people can watch me dance all right uh wait i got an idea a little bit too loud sorry all right here's my plan i serve lunch i bait them in with free food as any good business would do i don't know if you could call this a business it's just me wanting to dance that comedy nerd damn's the louis copeland uh handy thank you very much for the sub can you make a pool with no way of getting in i don't know about that i've never tried that but i know you can make a pool with no way of getting out i know that for sure um right everyone grab your meals and get ready for the performance all right are you ready [Laughter] oh yes shake that money maker oh they're even putting down the food oh no they're they're cleaning up why is it whistling so loud it looks like he's trying to break free there's a cat inside you know you kind of insulted me on two ways there lady because not only did you stop watching me dancing but you also threw away the fresh food that i just made for you i'm a little bit upset honestly that was super rude how can we kill this lady hold on this that was way beyond being a nice person hold on all right i can't afford anything that good so how thin can i make a pool and still like make it actually work hold on will that work i don't know let me let me give it a go they won't be able to resist wait no don't compliment her i just want to talk to her to make sure we have we got a number you know we know her well that was quick well she shouldn't have pushed her luck winry thank you very much for the bits i'm so triggered watching you play this game why i think i'm doing pretty good oh no the wrong sim is gonna get in the pool and he seemed like he was actually kind of enjoying the dancing but oh he's signing his own dead warrant okay i'm just going to play with the cat while they will they do their thing oh careful jesus you really trusted your accuracy there hell he missed the concrete by like that much and made room for the next one to do the same thing all right have fun in the pool everyone i miss swimming you miss going into the pool just like this just having a good time i i like that it's like they're surrendering you know anyway i'm gonna eat salad i should have listened to the age-old song you don't make friends with salad you don't make friends with salad um let me let me set up a viewing deck uh this escalated very quickly i can move one of these chairs all right wait stop eating and then grab a new plate there you go uh wanted rob sam uh eunice uh matilda uttering uh chloe's clear ceaselessly jessica sorry kate leno uh leo handy louie copeland thank you very much again tispain thank you so much for the 20 subs and navi thank you again very much i really appreciate it a cat king dj and marshmallow thank you very much and i hope i didn't miss anyone i apologize i did this maybe one of the most terrifying scenes i have ever seen there's just something really really off-putting about the fact that he was just sitting there silently clinking away with his cutlery watching them frozen in the pool he doesn't seem bothered by it though is this cat mine now this is so eerie it really is it's super eerie oh he's getting agitated okay that's fine do i have any bills no let's focus on getting some skills um i don't know what line of work i'm gonna go into but i think it would be good to learn some skills i think maybe a guitar i'm just putting it outside because i like practicing in the fresh air oh wait hold on let me eat an entire another plate of salad and now i'm gonna play you the song of my people oh god [Music] they just surrendered like they're like stop it this is cruel unusual punishment [Music] just kill us already i'm trying to get some creativity oh no a witness dad that's fine i'll just leave her she i don't think she even glanced over she's old she probably can't see old people can't see you right that's the thing tanya thank you very much for the five subs you're very very kind uh joe thank you for the bits and a happy birthday to your girlfriend as well i hope uh fran is it i thought i didn't see the name rock on one small step towards a new national anthem [Music] how patriotic just like [Music] oh i do love my country the pool would be the next basement delete the stair from the pool there is none it's just a diving board you can get in but you can't get out i see the cats love my music they think it's great wait is that a cat or a dog i i think it's i think it's a cat hold on all right i want to get two i want to get two points in creativity there we go and now we're gonna we're gonna go to bed actually we'll yeah i can i can hold it i'm going to bed they're like complaining about comfort anyway night folks there's something so eerie about it just the eerie silence of this whole thing i think the salad eating was the scariest part anyway i'm gonna get some nap time and i'm getting ready for work in the morning there's so many cats i don't know why oh there's oh apparently they're just welcome to come inside my house deepest sympathy what though the body is gone the spirit will always remain oh no well leave some you have some room to swim around if you want now all right look let this be a warning to anyone that comes by i have a feeling that we'll be able to make it symmetrical soon yeah there you go hold on let me just make this symmetrical i love building in the sims [Laughter] there you go that looks nice i gotta say that is a warning right there if you if anyone goes into that from here on in it's their own damn fault it's known stupidity that got them into it uh lolsie thank you very much for the five subs and tania thank you very much as well jesus you're all being so so generous thank you very much the carpool is in an hour what but it dark time sun hasn't woken up yet my guy may not have gotten hit by a car but he got hit by something there's some definite brain trauma going on here what the hell is that should i get in the car pool if it makes that noise you know what it going i don't have anything to lose don't wash your hands come on there's no need i'm ready ready to be kidnapped i'm starting to feel like uh gta rp again isn't that the burglar noise it is but oddly enough in the sims 1 for some reason burglars have the same menacing music noise that raccoons do and i'm not quite sure why all right he got an a promotion i guess now he works as a convenience store clerk but i don't want this job how the hell did he get a promotion on his first day i already have a job yeah i know that's the whole point we're getting a new one ice punch thank you for the bits hey kevin how's it going are you talking to me or him because if you're talking to me excellent if you're talking to him excellent we're both just having a great time oh the circus yes i just gave up a promotion to go work in the circus i'm running away and i'm joining the circus where they'll appreciate my talents i assume i need creativity for the circus so that that's kind of why i jumped at the point at the the chance um i think we should focus on getting his mood up because it's really hard to keep them in a good mood and i don't want to let it slip too much to the point where i just can't get it back up uh let's do wait should i call over someone to watch me then oh wait i don't know anyone i killed everyone that i know um i guess i'll just dance alone then yeah that's nice i've never played sims before this is so confusing even if you didn't play the sims before this would probably be a little bit confusing please tend to the corpses the flies are disgusting i don't think it's the corpses they went right to the bottom they didn't float at all for some reason but i get your point about the flies i will i will clean it up this is incredibly cursed i didn't even mean it to be cursed she i just genuinely wanted to go in and try to be myself but she stopped watching my dancing and i went into a rage i i couldn't control myself that pool must be so gross no it's not i it looks clear can we expand it a little bit man i actually kind of like it as is yeah yeah i think it's good can we could we buy a sign i'm thinking just for legal reasons if we put up a sign warning people or at least something to kind of warn people off that that is creepy as like if you if you saw this get up two tombstones this teddy bear that looks demented oh that's too expensive one 1750. i prefer my bears like if you saw that and still went in it's entirely your own fault [Music] i'm sorry but it is like that'll do fatty bear it is kind of like fatty bear yes good spot weasel b thank you for the sub phineas i thank you for the sub as well lawsey thank you so much for the five and tanya thank you as well for the five jesus you're very kind thank you bears of death it looks very inviting to me please be careful about who you trust if that looks inviting to you i'm worried for your safety the deep lore of fatty bear yeah there really is a lot of lore to it i'm thinking of getting rid of my bed and treating him to a better bed i actually think i think can i how much can i sell this for yes i would like to spend all of my money on this bed i think because if i can get one with a lot of energy and comfort i feel like oh i kind of want this one though hmm if i can oh wait that that's just as good wait why would i pay for this what this one is 1000 and it has comfort 8 energy 9 this one is comfort 10 energy eight it says group activity on it but what could they possibly mean it's obey all right i'll buy that and we'll hop back into bed get some sleep oh he's gonna be nice and comfy now uh oh god work is in an hour oh no do you not want the vibration just just vibrate off to sleep i imagine him trying to oh he's crying for them oh he's probably just having ptsd over the phone i've got all the trash on my in the way of the car he's probably just crying because the ptsd that he didn't get to dance okay come on get stop crying you didn't know these people oh my god dude oh my god the carpool left you're gonna cry again aren't you yeah you're crying stop it shut up shut up shut up go pet this dog this random dog could be a comfort animal or something oh my god he just he wouldn't move i kept telling him to stop mourning and get in the car and he wouldn't listen i'm actually devastated honoring uh aqua uh a terry ayommer uh gilligan you or jigging sorry thank you very much i don't know how to use twitch but hello this is my first time joining a stream i have a big job interview coming up soon and this is definitely helping my nerves look if virtual kevin get a job anyone can you'll do great thanks for joining the stream let's get some sleep i can't believe i missed my first day at work complaining about how he doesn't have any comfort like off was he just too upset to go to work was that it i'm upset with him now anyway that's for sure what the hell is that why am i being haunted this doesn't make any sense i god's sake this is going off the rails so fast i just wanted to live my normal life what are you doing stop contemplating everything just get up get showered start the day at 1 am his sleeping schedule is fact he's he's all over the place basic thank you very much cody thank you as well oh the sims boss tonight was a fantastic game it really was great game all right wait we're just gonna we're gonna serve breakfast they're not gonna interfere with me right they wouldn't want like revenge or anything would they like that wouldn't make any sense let me move this a bit no i didn't do anything they went in with their own accord i just sat there eating salad while they did it the flies are back they sure are let me get rid of them all right now back just keep eating why did you throw it away he didn't finish that did he what are you doing that's not eating it at all i don't understand what his deal is i really really don't understand all right eat it come on you're hungry you're very hungry there you go stop throwing it away this is like me and the sims online now i know how it felt to be on the other side this is such a waste of i know he's pissed himself that is fantastic you know what we'll shower anyway it doesn't matter right next to a skunk has decided to make your lot it's home why give me one reason thank you i needed the cheery music hold on i'll put that next to the the the toilet call neighbor no we don't need that actually and services animal are actually well they really even cause that much of a fuss i don't really want to spend money if they're not causing problems hold on don't get dressed we'll go out naked oh god damn it you're so boring kevin you've no excitement at all i'm gonna go pet the skunk and see if i can make some sort of a peace treaty like i'll give it offerings every day something like that i think it could work connor banish clocking arobo basic cody thank you very much for the support why are you screaming okay all right get ready your first day of work is coming up he's gonna stink so bad get in that shower i'm i might need a maid even though i don't really have the money for it it's just i'm struggling to look after myself oh no the skunk is marked as territory and it's this territory it's me uh what'll i do my comfort is so low get some get some sleep i don't know why i can't just relax in the bed was that oh for sake there are cockroaches i mean they're on the road like you wouldn't call uh like exterminator if you cockroaches on the road they think you're mad yeah i'm just gonna leave him much like the skunk i'm sure if i just leave it alone there won't be any repercussions for that what is this what is that for i didn't do that did i did i make that eat the roach's protein knowing him he'd eat one and throw the rest of them in the dishwasher i'm gonna try and eat the remainder of the food no no i won't all right fair enough i need something that can get me comfort because maybe i don't maybe i just need to i can't relax come on let me no maybe i just need to not get sprayed by skunks maybe i'll be okay i can just keep going in the shower would that make me comfy no is my shower broken or no he just splashed water everywhere okay the carpool will arrive okay he's a little bit uncomfortable but i think he's in a good enough mood to to actually uh max enjoy whatever you're doing goodbye my friend i hope you have a fantastic evening and i will talk to you later uh invite to old town talk about magic he literally knows nothing about magic i mean that was kind of magic his quick change act that was good actually all right finally he didn't start just bawling right off to work he's not in a great mood but he's in an okay mood he's kind of neutral and i'm okay with that what's his job again he works in the circus as a popcorn vendor he gave up a stable job for it which is questionable but he's going to be one of those great success stories that people look back and go wow you really took a shot at it and it worked out for you oh that's so uncomfortable maria applejack uh bring the affliction a cute little hufflepuff sachi uh victory me a froggy river law uh connor body boy uh banished thank you very much for the pits as well um i hope you're having a good day at work anyway thank you for that i appreciate the the kind of feedback uh clocking thank you very much for the sub as well i hope you feel better soon arobo thank you as well appreciate it folks oh i have a good circus equals youtube i mean to be fair if you went and joined the circus it's probably a more realistic career path then i'm going to start youtube your parents would believe in you more i think clean your house and yard it's so bad i'm just trying to do my best here all right it's it's tough to keep on top of things i don't understand where all this trash is coming from because i haven't thrown anything out and it just keeps multiplying and i don't understand why but i'll ignore it for now out of sight out of mind so i'll just stay zoomed in because if you zoom out the property looks a lot worse but stay zoomed in pretty good he's so much grunting so much grunting for one man he must have very very disturbing dreams wait a second the room thing affects me when i'm at work oh my god i need a maid stat not willing to clean up myself made because the room thing is affecting my mood when i'm outside so when i'm at work the the thing is affecting me and i can't get a promotion all right why am i cleaning i just hired a maid and started cleaning myself stop mourning or i swear to god i will build a fence and you will not be allowed to use that area of the garden i don't think i need to look for a job i'm happy in my current career path sims 1 is hardcore it really is it's a pretty extreme game for extreme gamers such as myself don't just stand in the trash after you throw it down just have snacks because i know if i make a proper meal you're just gonna throw it away is that actually efficient okay oh there you go god the maid is going 90. okay off to work please off to work please go to work please yeah there you go all right good man good man there you go just about made it he made it with about one minute get born hilda i can't remember um terry thank you very much for the 10 subs that is very very kind here thank you very much uh lily and nettie thank you very much for the five subs as well jesus i appreciate it thank you luxor thank you for the result 21 months jesus 15 months streak hell thank you for that uh fire jay crustacean jenkins uh sachi thank you very much all right no promotion today but i think tomorrow is the big day um throw party i think i'm throwing a party in advance uh i'll be right over oh oh okay i thought i could plan a party i didn't realize that it would that it would do it immediately okay wait why did it blur him in full when he was in a full outfit and then when he gets naked it blurred him less how does that make any sense okay someone showed up in later houston at midnight to this very day i don't know what party you think this is but uh it's not that kind of parody all right do i have to greet them all no i don't all right now that the parody's started i guess i'll make you all food hold on i could do some dancing hold on let me get some music this time um 99 that's pretty cheap uh okay can we actually wait is this just a speaker i think it's just speakers i think i need the actual unit there okay everyone i'm making you food and then we'll get the show on the road it's too late see you another time bye it's too late so you know really not the later wholesome no i've already made you all food gang come on well i'm not changing my plans i'm having this parody with or without them [Music] it's like 2 am on a wednesday just sitting there dancing alone going a little bit insane by the looks of it [Music] is so depressing honestly he stole my choke jog dance what is this music i don't know he picked it switch the country maybe that'll work better go on i was wrong [Music] it kind of works how could you say stamina bomb they're lost later holston i don't care i don't need you to have a good time i'm having a great time alone paul bored sarah ratchet boozy paul mwj fedora uh holy boscia uh manila well thank you so much for the 10 subs that is very very kind here and called affliction poor red and ill thank you very much oh look at him jesus christ he's getting so good like honestly i wish this would put up an actual skill because i feel like it would help him in the circus oh that is a party i'm ready for the real thing when it happens i'm just gonna have a few breakfasts hold on do i eat it thank you very much for the subs andrew that is very kind to you thank you for the 10 subs and it's very very kind here were you a fan of the party was it was that what sold you thank you so much andrew rucksack and lyle thank you very much as well all right time to get ready for work because i need like seven hours of getting ready um and then we'll just take a nap all right socials pretty bad but that's not my fault everyone left my party i still had a good time though that's the main thing imagine that he's gonna come into work and like oh sorry i'm exhausted partying all night and they're like oh yeah who'd you party with oh it's just myself put on some country tunes got in the cage and well the rest is history i think he'd lose his job he was on no pixel you're asleep on the sims look sometimes you just need a break from the wild los santos city you just need to get in your cage and dance you know ruffle henny thank you very much for the bits as well i appreciate that um wait what is this i was in your archive and saw the stream labeled watching take me out irish dating so where you asked you're called what kind of drink they'd be and why oh so you you you wear a pina colada for the following reasons i like one getting caught in the rain two the feel of the ocean three the taste of champagne and four making love at midnight well thank you for sharing that with me and the cult i'm glad that you put this such thought into it what a deep this philosophical question my brain's a bit a bit dumb from the country music i think it's just playing a loop in my head hello andy how are you doing you say the most concerning things sometimes a little bit um right um oh that's the food from earlier the maid will take care of that i'll just keep eating snacks until i'm ready for work i'm gonna have a party when i get back to celebrate my promotion because like that was the plan originally to have a parody when i get home but i mean i thought there'd be an option that would come up to planet i kind of forgot it would be immediately um [Music] what did he turn it on turn that off oh i can't talk to her one second one second i can talk to this lady to get a bit of social first before work okay please give me social give me all your social hand it over okay compliment i just want to do the quick ones uh compliment again compliment again there we go in chunks and there you go straight into work it's been a hell of a day but he's ready the music kind of works for the maids just speedily cleaning the house you got mail did i oh who could it be yes ticket taker you know work 3 p.m 6 p.m certain immediately amazing wait hold on before i get my mail throw party go on and get mail come on i'm hoping lottery ticket our free vacation god you got here fast i oh god be teased i thought it said be tased and i was like i don't think i deserve that wait hold on read the mail what is the mail go away please get out of my way please get their bills okay there are bills that's fine where are you going i think it's you know what who needs to pay bills honestly as i said earlier out of sight out of mind is everyone leaving again i'm just [Music] everyone left why is there a mime here i didn't hire you for my parody [Music] this is just as depressing as the night before you start your party so late well i work late like honestly a party at 11 pm isn't that bad all right i'll have a parody in the morning then i just want to have a good time you know let's get some sleep in here country music blasting in the next room gonna have wacky dreams disturbing dreams by the sounds of it right fox thank you very much for the tip i did not expect to see a person overall standing in the cage into country music tonight but here we are yep audrey timmy hi jillian katie thank you very much okay get some hygiene going and my party's ready to start this is why i have it in the bathroom and they'll come over like so quick i'd love to know who he calls because he doesn't actually know that many people like who arranges this okay are they just in now okay awesome now serve lunch there we go i'll make everyone lunch there you go and i'll get in the cage and after effects sake i'm heading to work hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on there we go yes look at this phone it's skyrocketing slowly it's like hardly moving come on come on somebody clap how many people are going into that bathroom you could teach me a trick or two for a clown car so many of them went in there oh the carpool's here wait hold on hold on i gotta go folks all right um be safe while i'm gone and nobody go in the pool whatever you do you do not want trust [Music] they all left still can enjoy the music though welcome home you brought home 130 today you know not bad why is outdoors so crappy like in general but like the room is so bad uh this guest is trying to go home why i don't understand why it's so bad oh oh all my plants are dead hold on i see uh yeah that makes a lot of sense who knew you need to care for things or they die [Music] okay and maybe maybe we can get something nice to go outside room three i just need something cheap and cheerful that'll boost the room do you think i can just spam the same thing over and over again stay away peck thing might be a good idea to be honest can i spam the same thing flamingos oh that might be a good call room two 12 bucks yes please can i get multiple yes [Music] because if room is always full then we're on to a winner we'll be getting promoted left right and center [Music] that should do all right yes it worked life hacks life hacks you are here first folks buy flamingos if you want to be happy uh and also a cage i should probably specify dancing cage but all are you building army no an army of happiness maybe what the hell is this now honestly if that's a burglar they're going to be more scared of me than i am of them what was that noise there's nothing here is it just because something peed i don't know anyway back to the country music what do i need oh i need charisma effect all right hold on charisma what can get me charisma just a a mirror um where would i find that [Music] is there something for skills miscellaneous uh ah there you go and i need body wasn't it magic lamp yes yes i want a magic lamp uh we can get some body skills up there you can also use the pool but that's a little bit dangerous uh let's save and i'll use the pool it should be fine i don't want to spend extra money cat is your only fan what oh for watching me you mean okay i thought you meant his friends to be fair i don't have any friends either and the one that does like me is funnily enough named cat so there you go um can i put up like if i put in a ladder here can i still go in get in oh he's going to be blocked by that isn't he one second move this back a little bit that dive in yeah go for it no no luck all right get in then that's not putting a body at all does it not go up hmm that music is killing me i'll turn it off sorry i thought everyone liked it as much as i did but i guess i'm wrong all right so apparently oh what's this oh that's servo i forgot he was a thing i thought he was in the sims 2. all right it doesn't put up and bring it back no it's too late now you don't know what you got till it's gone right uh right we needed charisma body where's that thing i'm just gonna get this i'm gonna spend the money to do it and the last thing was mechanical for that i think we need a bookcase uh let's buy this cheap and cheerful i don't like the placement of that it's kind of in the way there um what'll we do i think a nice comfy chair would be nice for him as well keep nice and happy what's this comfort three no a little bit more comfort six comfort seven oh i like the egg chair can i afford the egg chair i'm gonna treat myself with an egg chair i always loved this this is what sold me on the game i'm not even kidding when i was a kid and i saw someone playing this and i saw the egg chair i was entranced and i don't know why okay there's that one skill i need now talk to yourself for a while this has gone pretty well so far i must say and then yes irresistible indeed find a man who could talk to himself and i'll show you me that's what i do for a job just talking myself rockstar fan thank you very much for the sub uh oh for 12 months as well thank you very much for that figure thank you for the bits just came home from work what did i miss you missed some deaths but it wasn't my fault it's the it's the main kind of thing you want to take away from it uh houses sour nelly georgie louise thank you very much folks i really appreciate it uh right there we go we're all good except for the fact that i'm in a terrible mood but now is the time to sleep i can't wait to have a parody in the morning and show everyone my flamingos that sounds like a euphemism for something like when i'd say it on the phone but no it's just the hell was that all right i don't know why can i not throw parodies it too early throw party 7am party is that more acceptable to them there we go we can have a big bash we can indeed i call it the getting ready for work bash uh i'll serve breakfast as well i'm too afraid to use the genie's lamp as of yet i don't know is it how risky is it 7am it's a rave should i turn on the music there's a total of three seats and there's only one table no no i took your chair okay sorry about that it is my house my defense i also took your food okay i don't have any defense for that i'm just being kind of a dick there right eat up eat up beat up come on oh no there's people getting in the pool oh a queue has formed i'm sorry folks the pool is at max capacity hold on i did get a promotion i might be willing to expand it we just increased the pool size by 50 hop in everyone the water is compact i don't know why is the room a mess what happened in here god do parties just get out of control sometimes before you know it the music's off there's trash everywhere and there's three dead in the pool wait is that the oh my god no no no no no wait what are these here gossip no no gossip i gotta go to work all right hang around as long as you want it's fine i gotta go to work please go to work please please go to work dag-dag yourself i'm going to work ah look at this person's suit what is this what is that swimming and just swimming straight into them constantly that is so interesting don't pee in the water yeah that's a solid rule i'd also say don't don't die in the water but we'll see how it goes i regular stuff thank you very much for the five subs that is super kindly thank you very much for that i appreciate it uh boozy uh typical kiwi distorted stair seeker and white thank you very much uh regular soft thank you so much for that it's pretty kind of here all right i am in a good mood slightly you would think i'm not because i'm super uncomfortable i'm exhausted i'm having no fun and i kind of need to use the bathroom but the room just looks great i'm just there thinking at work oh all those flamingos waiting at home for me can't wait to get back so i might i might get a promotion because i did get the skills no i didn't i hate work deepest sympathy chester has just died ah good to meet you chester i hadn't i didn't catch your name earlier uh who the hell are you mama who the hell is mama are you my mama mama you came back what is this mama it's me your son i work in the circus now also i dance really nicely uh can i you know i don't really actually have time to talk to you i'll i'll talk with you another time uh i need to get some shot eye oh my god they're crying now the thing oh someone else just died someone else died okay that's fine i'm glad i got the fancy tombstones first this is a dead trap mama i just killed a man oh i'm being haunted okay that was relatively painless being haunted ain't all that bad like what are they gonna do you know watch me dance in the dead of night if anything that's a good thing i wish people would watch me oh no that toilet doesn't look very good what do you think flush your unclog can i get a vote in the chat how to fix the toilet should we go for the flush and just try to flush it down or should we go the hard the hard but reliable route of unclogging the toilet um mods if anyone's available it would be great to get a vote in the chat because i'm really i'm really stuck on this one uh i'm not sure what to do if i can get some help boozy thank you very much for the tip that is very very kind to you thank you so much the that that was very kind thank you all right thank you you get voting folks what do we got 71 flush 29 unclog 72 percent flush actually now um all right i'm willing to flush it i know i'm playing this game in a while so i trust your judgment on how to get the job fixed let me go in and flush that bad boy doesn't seem to be fixing it it's not working i don't know who or what did this but it's not fixing the toilet oh no he really needs to go all right he's gonna flush it seven more times and then i'm just gonna unclog it even that sound effect sorry boss i'm a bit out of it today i was up all night flushing the toilet all right there you go to be fair he's not that tired which is nice you love to see it i'm thinking of getting that chemistry set uh if i can afford it where is it i know there's a chemistry set somewhere uh i thought it was in here you can get bees interesting oh yeah that's part of the magic thing isn't it you buy a turkey a voodoo okay um i guess i don't know what that's gonna do for me oh it's here 980. all right i'll save for it i can save for the the thing i i want i want to be able to get a chemistry set so i can make potions to improve my mood he just throws it on the floor every day there we go i need something will i just read a book for comfort yeah let's let's study mechanical we'll kind of two birds with one stone we'll get some studying in and look at that comfort skyrocketing where is job why i no work i thought i thought i had to go to work by now apparently not all right get some sleep in okay all right let's get you out of bed out of bed mister and get over here i forgot i've just been ignoring those bills it has literally been out of sight out of mind frog welcome to the stream i'm glad you can catch it come prime thank you very much for the five subs his sleep schedule is so messed up it really is he's such a relatable character oh all right ignore that uh comprime thank you so much for the five solved space kitten thank you for the bits jen lin uh pep psycho uh gentlemen again eleanor abusi thank you again for the tip you're very very kind yay midway carny remember those scary weirdos at the fair when you were a kid no wonder they had that vacant glazed expression on their faces rusting decrepit rides held together with duct tape kids screaming in their ears all day managers breathing down their necks find some creative ways to manipulate your friends and get out of this racket you work from 3pm to 12 am starting immediately i got a bonus you know what that means meth lab hold on let me grab this there you go get right to making potions i think his logic isn't very good but he'll be fine he'll figure it out the cat does not care dude i i think you might have to get out and show it i'll give it a little pet [Music] oh oh i got away okay i have no interest in petting the cat now oh he's making one of the good potions the blue ones are good i don't know how i remember that it just came into my mind all of a sudden that blue good god damn it dude come on that was one of the good ones oh i'm not in the mood to work effect's sake well an explosion would do that i suppose he immediately tried to put on the country music but i saved you from it you are welcome [Music] what is it now honestly what is it now what is happening i think times are getting a bit desperate oh he only needs one more body skill though if i could get him in a really good mood by morning look stop sleeping wake up in the middle of night it's workout time what do you mean you're not in the mood it's 2 a.m oh no oh no i start playing the music this is what you died too [Music] how can i get my mood up just a little bit have some snacks have some junk food to fuel the workout i hope they're all protein bears i can go to the toilet that's a quick way to get your mood up i just want to work out god damn it please come on dude sometimes it helps your mood to work out come on get in there and work out oh yes the room is slightly nicer in here he's in the mood now oh for heck's sake he lifted it once and went well i'm done for the day grand do your dancing there you go wasting my time like that's a workout in itself it should put up your body he's not active oh yeah i forgot my actions and consequences sorry i forgot we i forgot we put his active to zero yeah you've got you've got a fair point there i understand now where you're coming from oh his best friend is the cat now the stray cat is his best friend all right let's get that body point so uncomfortable all right let's get some sleep in and i think we're ready for a promotion let me just get this grunting out of my assistant who the hell would want to call me it doesn't rain very long does it do i have time for a snack i don't do i god damn it go to work yeah just go those noises do 100 reps of bench press in a row and you say he's an active i mean he is now when you force him but he just he doesn't really like do wait i need oh sake i need a friend i what about lederhosen joseph um or instead of interacting with a person like a normal a normal human being to earn a friend i could ask the magic genie i think i'll ask the genie oh no wait i can't make it yet it hardly even rings in this game for some reason all right i'm home 140 dollars in the back pocket all right by the heavens and the earth the spirits tell me your dwelling needs help oh no earth or air chat what do you want earth or air bills no they're out of sight out of mind air air air air air air air okay a lot of people are going to air fire is not an option air it is uh mayor guaranty graced by birds from the gods he gave me more flamingos [Music] oh for god's sake i already had an army of them and now he made an opposing army for feck's sake at least i'm having a good social time with with the ghost i suppose sick that's not what i needed i'll rub it again tomorrow the lamp i mean the lamp get some sleeping holly girl thank you so much for that bernadette dance smoke smile canissu j bliss tonton casey space kitten comprime thank you so much for the fight subs again what is that noise i can't clean it yet let me let me call my neighbor for a chat i'll just i'll try and wait mama no hold on where's his name's joseph wasn't it tony fingers what what's that i'm calling joseph uh just talk just have a chat with did joseph just hang up on me call neighbor over here i can do a better impression in person invite over i thought you'd never ask i'll be over in a minute okay oh god he is he been stalking me he literally showed up in a minute grease what do you think of the flamingos you like i got some more since you last visited me at his bean jesus thank you for all the subs fec and he'll thank you so much for the 20 subs that's very very kindly thank you so much for that and cyber blitz thank you for the five subs as well thank you hell i appreciate it thank you very much christ almighty very kind uh sparky thank you for the stop max ally holly crow thank you very much jesus husband thank you very much for that you too cyber very kind my social is going up which is nice um are you feeling friendly towards me at all you're minus two honestly like honestly he's that was just so hard to deal with i spent so much time talking to him to try and be friends and i somehow made the situation worse [Music] all right i'm gonna stuff my face now i went straight to bed after realizing that i go out and buy bribe gifts you think so oh my god oh jesus it's here let's go then not a very good mood i might piss myself in your car on the way over it'll be literally a carpool in a second i apologize wait hold on a second is it frozen it is he's just holding it all day he's too nervous to go at work the poor fecker [Music] why the menacing music stop it like there are a number of answers to why there could be menacing music but i just don't want it anymore i just want to have a normal life god damn it i still want the flamingos though that bit's okay i just want a promotion it's so difficult just give me a break what even woke me i'm making potions all right i need a blue potion to save the day come on come on what does a green potion do can i invite someone over i'll invite joseph and he can drink it i don't know what it does i just know the blue ones are good uh where is he joseph come on over what i'm i was thinking watching my plans grow but your place might be more interesting i'll be over in a bit did you no don't drink the push i literally an evil clone but i thought i was the evil one can i be friends with myself is that doable the maid doesn't care the maid has no interest in this what even is the sims 1 i have no idea i have no idea what's going on right now talk about interests all right so far it's going pretty well for an evil twin you're not too bad you know this is going quite well oh wait minus 14 all of a sudden what did you do i wouldn't say that's really evil i would just say you're being kind of a dick oh joseph is leaving i'm gonna make a potion why don't you enjoy your time in the pool evil kevin will you leave me alone christ almighty clean clean the lamp call the genie we need something where's the evil one i don't know ah money or love [Music] what are you thinking folks i'm thinking love i think love might be a good call what do you think superman i'm glad you enjoy it thank you money love oh that's pretty oh no no no wait actually love i think is winning now yep love yeah love uh male or female let's go female you by the power of the lamp the lamb and the everlasting life i command the next morton lay eyes and you'd be smitten with love at least it wasn't my evil twin it was this player what you egypt you need this you need a friend for work oh my god oh my god this is actually so depressing she's gonna start dating my evil twin holy all right i'm going to bed this is so sad this is so sad all right it's fine that's fine i'm going to work enormous sir thank you for the sub sammy thank you very much for the tip as well uh wait you can wait you can turn them into humans can you the flamingos what i never heard of that the lady red fox thank you so much for the tip as well thank you very much i appreciate it uh laura thank you for the bits i grand congo thank you for the tip as well uh can you somehow leave your sim self alone he's been through a lot i'm trying to help him believe it or not like granted some of the choices of making her goofy but even when i'm trying like legit trying to help him he is it's just having none of it you know like i just want him to be happy there's a spell for it oh okay i don't have a spell unfortunately but hmm i might try and learn a bit of magic you know it's i don't know if i should be learning magic when i'm i'm barely even clinging on to life at the moment just trying to keep him alive is difficult tough that bloody noise i don't even know what it is but it keeps waking them will the genie be kind today i don't know why i'm just not trying to earn these things it's just people don't really like him it's a serious problem i i can understand why though i'm gonna save real quick maybe eat some instead of snacks i've been trying but if i do he just throws it in the bin it's weird because the things he should throw away he doesn't but then the actual food he just chucks it in the dishwasher without eating i don't know what his deal is friends yes friends yes make me a friend please yes hey this spell actually works looks like somebody's taking a liking to you fantastic yes i have a friend say goodbye passionate kiss all right i mean if that's what friends do you give me a little tap on the shoulder you know what you're not so bad after all and my guy's like you know what you neither hensha is a plant plant a kiss you're still my friend though right that's just something friends do right yeah you're still my friend okay goodbye i'm going in the shower oh wait hold on let me pee first then shower there and read a book to get both fun and comfort today's the big day here comes the promotion i've got a friend my performance has been described as average but i'm gonna come in in a great mood and i'm gonna blow them away with the fact that i made a friend like how the hell did you manage to make a friend magic literally i mean it's the old to be honest they'd probably actually believe him it's the only reasonable thing called neighbor i'll call my new friend oh god damn it uh actually cancel i wanted to get a bit of social but go to work what your rich grandmother needs to reduce the size of estate immediately get 13.50 okay that's great and all but we need to go to work please go to work please go to work please go to work come on you can make it you can make it you have three minutes to get out yes good lad there you go that was a close one odd noises any more games on schedule tonight no no i think we're just sticking with uh with virtual kev gotta try our best here um i won't be doing too long of a stream today because i i've been feeling a little bit exhausted recently and i've got i got a load of work to do why did i not get promoted this is rigged against me all right just focus on keeping a good mood and we'll call our friend in the morning um yeah i just i think it's i don't know that the meds are washed but i'm just exhausted um speaking of meds i'll take them now actually hold on listen to the sounds of his snoring call me exhausted i know even just the sound of him snoring would lull me off to sleep here we go i have loads of work to do as well like you putting stuff off but maybe the radon i don't think it's the radar all right dipstick thank you very much for the five subs sounds like i'm insulting it there dipsticks lynn thank you very much for that and natalie's thank you marcel jenlin sarah eat mod kid bunny elora uh north thank you very much i really appreciate it thank you um right thanks for the kind words as well folks i appreciate it all right let's wake up and get some snacks what if i had quick breakfast would that work i don't know the other one didn't seem to but maybe a quick one what is that noise no i don't want to pay bills what are you going to do reap all my stuff unlikely you try on my flamingo army not a chance this is actually slower i think it's because he's actually throwing things away yeah the quickest way to get it up is the snacks okay shower and then we'll talk on the phone to someone and then we won't be doing too bad actually um it was gunther that liked me wasn't it just chat going through the work god damn it uh i guess joseph he's got nothing else going on i suppose tony joseph what's up poor joseph is at work don't shame me for not working like i also work i'm just not working right now what about her chat there we go god i wish i had mold people living in the walls she's just hanging up on me god damn it i'll fight her over or what about mama will you come over uh yes they're coming over amazing he likes the the flamingos which is the main thing archie thank you very much for that i appreciate it thank you um are you coming over or oh there you are i i can't even interact with them hurry up the carpool's gonna be here i literally am not allowed to have a social life here because of work entertain joke um just tell two jokes and that's all we can do that's a daily dose of fun goodbye like you invited me over to tell me a knock knock joke and then you just drove away nice one thank you appreciate it you can talk to the cats if you want you can use the pool if you want as well but you'd want to be pretty stupid i'm afraid are you serious i'm losing a friend i just tried to call you this morning christ this game is cruel has he killed anyone yet so replied look at the graves next to the pool for god's sake right how the hell am i going to get my social up all right in the morning straight away i'll just call someone over to chat i'll call him over at the crack of dawn to get some conversation going this is so rough jesus um we'll get our hunger off as soon as we're up we won't waste our time doing quick meals okay wait hold on i think 7am is when you can call them so just idle for a minute yep don't use the toilet call neighbor there you go it's just been waiting by the phone all night call you can't be at work yet come on yes your favorite soap opera is almost or can i bring a friend or two yeah sure why not um come on over come on come on come on he's having breakfast i don't really care about breakfast i need social oh my god did he bring me a little potted plant oh gunther you're something else you aren't you what a nice man uh flirt no no we don't want that talk about interests gossip look at that does gunther like oh no wait hold on they don't like that they don't like talking to each other what about cats you like cats oh no i'm going to try and tickle him i know it's risky but i think it could work oh i shouldn't have tickled them uh talk about cats just keep talking about cats no stop screaming stop it just talk about cats yes there you go one more talking about cats and now dance there you go look how much fun you're having you flooded my toilet are you serious the only friend i have in the world and they just i need to pee though oh what am i gonna do can i just someone is willing to buy this for 100 bucks i'm selling the toilet that's a good deal i'll buy another one that one was stinky anyway it hadn't been cleaned in ages it's fine there we go i just want a promotion all right and i'm willing to lose 200 bucks on a new toilet uh maybe just sit for a minute oh god damn it all right off to work there you go okay he's in a decent mood all things considered and he has the necessary tools don't kill gunter he's fine he's fine welcome back max how are you how was your meal what the hell was that repossess i'd like to see you try what are you gonna take i have nothing of value please don't take the guitar are you serious that is the only thing i cared about that in the potion machine all right fine see in a month i'm gonna get home and i'm gonna celebrate my uh definite 100 promotion by robbing the genie's lamp come on are you serious you didn't get promoted dude wait is gunther not my friend anymore oh jesus chad do you want fire water what do you want fire or water fire fire fire fire fire water fire fire fire fire fire okay well oh that thing i forgot the last thing that i cared about in the house has gone up in flames hold on maybe i can maybe i can call the fire brigade hold on stop it stop it stop it call the fire brigade we'll be right over thank you get in the shower dude there's water in there yes it burned down thank you chad for killing the one thing i cared about the reaper man took the guitar the genie took my dancing cage and all i have left is my potion thingy perfect's sake like he's not in the mood to do it all right fine you go to sleep dude just sleep it off this is one of those days you're better off just forgetting about i said go to sleep jesus just forget about it wake up make yourself a potion let's see if we can tackle the day what what you don't want to now oh you're pissed off because the room isn't nice i see let's get some food in here i don't throw your stuff away just because the maid is here she knows you don't do it like not in the mood to work good lord made could you hurry up and clean up after me i want to make a potion um i need some fun but the only thing i had for fun is gone i'll read a book the carpool will arrive in an hour it's all work and no play it's making him a dull boy two cages i can't afford one i maybe i can afford a cage the carpet left without me jesus make a potion what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and so he must be extremely strong by now oh my good lord yes he's making a blue one oh my god fantastic okay wait you're in a good mood as is let's let's call neighbor right we'll make friend i got cena gunther come on invite over uh so much to catch up on a juicy gossip okay sounds good um he's almost my friend so that's fine we'll make a friend and we'll sacrifice our mood for now don't wash your hands greet shake hands there you go good to meet you uh right now we're going to get social up we're going to talk about dogs we're going to become best of friends i'm going to consume that potion in the morning so i'm in a fantastic mood and i'll get my promotion we'll do the gossip as well because oh god he doesn't like dogs he likes cats not only does he not like dogs it pisses him off to talk about them talk about that gossip you had for me go on gossip gossip why are you not my friend yet what you don't want a gossip is that it we're gossiping about the cat this is the juicy gossip you heard it's standing right there you know you can hear us you don't want to gossip now for sake please just be my friend dude come on please no no no no no no no no no no no no no my happiness you're drinking it stop it yes stop stop you literally looked over your shoulder saw me and drank the thing anyway get in the pool get in the pool i'm so upset that's tasty great you feel totally refreshed well thank you so much for letting me know about that i'm going to bed oh my god i can't believe he did this i cannot believe it and then he just leaves he just stood there idling in a fantastic mood and then he just left [Music] kill him i think we'll have to yeah i think we have to he took my happiness from me he just literally drank it in front of me i can't even make another one oh all right have some snacks screw promotion i've forgotten all about my need oh no i don't care about bills i've forgotten all about my need for promotion i just need that man to die how can i get him in the pool though because he doesn't want to go in there so far [Music] i think i'm gonna skip work or actually there's no point is there be because he'll be at work unless they call him over now maybe i could try oh where's my screen going punter's at work duh i bet he's having a great day isn't he fantastic day i bet i can't believe this where's the cage yes we accidentally set it on fire thank you poplar for filling them in it's good to keep everyone updated all right he's in a fantastic mood i would have 100 got a promotion why is this relationship deteriorating so fast it's down to 33 now it's just flying downwards do you think they just don't have chemistry maybe i need to summon the genie again maybe that's my issue all work and no play work yes please give me promotion i broke your skills got rid of the body and the charisma point that i needed all right that's fine that's grand hold on i just want to make this into a smaller room for no particular reason whatsoever can i build this alright um we'll get some sleep [Music] uh let's just put a door here for now just some beads wait i don't have an oven do i i never even realized that that's why he was having so much salad how did i not even notice that there you go i improved your kitchen lock the beads unlock the beads closed all right gunther would you like to come over i'm making meatballs oh you can hear the cockroaches invite over count me out this guy is an absolute dick like he took everything from me i swear to god if he says i don't even know who you are okay yes he's coming over okay come on in gunther why don't i make you some food or something [Music] yes yes yes stay in there yes this is great okay stop cooking stop cooking oh god it still got made okay that's [Music] fine there okay i realize this does leave me with the predicament of not having my kitchen but that's fine can i use the voodoo doll use on gunter yes take that gun hell that is disturbing jesus christ he says as he clicks on it another 15 times that is that is disturbing jesus wait why did you stop i guess he can only do it so much all right i better order pizza because i can't get to my i can't get to my thing uh 40 bucks that's fine [Music] great hey pizza boy would you like to be my friend eating pizza off the floor in the bathroom what a life licking his lips so the other poor guy can hear no i'm not even going to work i don't care i i'm missing i'm missing work i don't care i just i need some me time now it's just me sleeping pretty much it's probably her looking for her husband i just i i don't even want to burn him oh god they're repossessing some stuff what are you taking from me now did you even take anything i don't think they took anything maybe there's just nothing to take anymore there's so many animals that just wander my property constantly oh he's falling asleep standing up i'd like to wake him with the voodoo doll but i think i can only use it a certain amount per day you know i kind of like that he's suffering a long and painful death in there though you know let them take a flamingo soldier and the flamingos will protect themselves god he really has lost it like he's being so casual about this whole thing all right let's get you pumping some iron shall we sweet for jesus uh dance thank you very much for the five subs i really appreciate it and mary jackson with the two cells as well uh silly gene thank you very much for the bits oh geez i'm sorry to hear about that i hope you're enjoying the stream that was just a little distraction i hope you're okay oh jesus thank you for the hype train as well everyone just letting you know i'm not going to be streaming for too much longer so i totally understand if you just want to let that hype train roll on by because i'm only going to be streaming another 10 minutes or so um because the things i said earlier but thank you very much for triggering it in the first place i appreciate it halo thank you for the sub uh loot lobby views isn't that even the sub what the jess atlas kiddo waning uh nacho uh s21 vapsooka paddle thank you very much as well uh twine instead uh just surfy dipstick thank you very much again dance thank you for the bits as well those wasted years guardian angel thank you very much i appreciate it thank you very much um they're both sleeping away i'm just hearing it in stereo now it sounds great fantastic it's just nice to listen to i wonder how long you last carpool will arrive in about an hour i should probably go to that to be fair i can order pizza when i'm home drop a little save i might move this as well this is the only important thing in the kitchen right oh wait it's here oh sweet jesus oh well there goes my day at work he woke up and he's like the bastard came in when i was asleep he took the counter and just left me in here earth and air more flamingos please thank you very much i've already made up my mind on that one more more roaches not perfect's sake good lord services oh no no no no no no no no where is the where is the exterminator maybe the maid will take care of it this is a disaster this is a disaster kevin lost his job oh no oh no all right gunther i want to take it out on you is that possible there are no actions available why i guess it's more bathroom pizza for me where is the exterminator why can i not call him 40 bucks i know it looks like this is for me eating pizza off the floor but it's actually not like i'm still going to continue to eat pizza off the floor yummy yummy i don't know why i'm spamming using the toilet stop stomping on them it'll just make it worse i don't even know what was going through my head they're spamming it i think i'm just used to it from the snacks he's fallen asleep again he's in there with the dead plant that he gave me uh once it's it's kind of symbolic isn't it it's like at one point we were such good friends blossoming such a nice relationship and now it's withered and dead like it just synced up by chance that i i picked the money and then the next notice was about the bills i'm not paying the genie hasn't done his uh spell yet hold on let him do his spell give me all the riches in the world so i can afford my bills he gave me more bills 898 three times are you kidding me oh no oh no i'm getting so many notices potion make potion for effect's sake pizza eat pizza oh god the pizza's gone off this is this is going horribly there you go great eve pizza you know for brief moments when he's eating bathroom pizza off the ground life kind of feels okay oh he's back to screaming now it was brief but he felt okay for a little bit there make potion spray them all come on just get rid of them i'm not in the mood to work just spray the cockroaches jesus hopefully that'll cheer him up nope okay read a book how about that [Music] oh no that's him he fell asleep okay pizza and screaming so relatable just a normal friday for me i can't wait till tomorrow oh it's gonna be good okay pretty good mood make a potion i wonder if the bills put down how the room is yes he's making a good potion okay fantastic great all right uh throw party i can socialize and try and make a friend ignore that oh he drank it okay you know what wait it doesn't do all of them it did the ones they didn't really even need wait she loves me hold on hold on hold on if i talk to her enough then then then maybe i can make a friend please be friend please oh my god why is this game so unfair like you have to be so careful about what you pick when you stop screaming in the yard you're scaring the flamingos they're very they're very picky dance thank you very much for the five subs again jesus and you did it twice good lord thank you very much for that uh jin lin vodka trash garbage uh natner jen lin brianna knox kate bosha the big watkins kayla feed the pickle and dance again uh malum gentlyn again vince uh marriage x as well thank you very much mermelo i see eleven thank you very much elizabeth thank you very much for the five jobs as well jesus you're very kind thank you very much for all that how come they're scaring each other and they like that but when i just try and make a conversation everyone hates me oh here we go yes now that's a party you love to see it you really really do uh at least i get my kitchen back now as well can i can i dismantle that wall while you're in there it's weird that you can you can build wild there's someone dying i'm not used to that alright awesome this has been a good party this has been my most successful party yet uh deep is simply countries just died not gonna lie you didn't mean all that much to me all right jesus that's not too bad is it i mean you would think otherwise wait what the hell holy that is a weird animation isn't it we got gunther so at least there's that i'm pretty happy about how this went no one else is but i'm happy dance thank you very much for the fight subs god you've given way too much but thank you so much for it you're very kind i just i hope it doesn't put you out jesus look after yourself uh carol says thank you very much for the five as well and in the soap thanks for the gifted sub you're very kind folks thank you very much oh jesus look at that dance that doesn't even look that blurred does it usually it's completely blurred whether they're in the shower or not okay hold on i'm i'm moving away i'm a bit concerned okay okay he's good why are you all crying the life of the party is here hold on let me get the genie out he'll make you all forget he always makes things better oh my god we're already being haunted friends yes please give me a friend come on come on come on i must be losing my touch looks like someone's angry at you okay i i mean it doesn't really matter i didn't have any friends so i had nothing to lose is it because i'm in a bad mood when i use it i just joined and all i hear is crying glad to see everything is normal yep it sure is [Music] he's having such a tough life and none of it is his or my fault it's just been a bad draw of the carrots i'm afraid but these things happen i suppose what a wildlife make potion i'm still disappointed that that potion didn't work as i thought it would i thought all of my mood would fly off all right i'm just gonna start making potions and drinking potions and there's nothing you can do to stop me there you go i feel great make another potion then the police are here oh no oh no just ignore them she can physically see that i'm using like a meth lab here and through the door just ignore them they'll go away they have no right to come in here alexis stop kids can smell these toxic fumes a mile away at school whatever you're making knock it off you've been fine 500 bucks all right he can't win like come on i like how he doesn't even glance at her and just continues to make the potion there we go feeling great it's just coming back she's coming back god dammit this continues again there we go that's all mine make another one this is fantastic jtats aaron uh georgia bacca monkey fist uh aaron thank you very much for the support everyone you're very very kind uh gentlemen thank you again stella sims thank you for the sub that's very kind here thank you for the gifted subs oh jesus all right drink up come on hunger and comfort stop freaking out you know it's gonna be good make potion keep making these potions you're going to be the smartest man on earth and you're staying alive because the potions are putting in such a good form there we go come on hunger all right comfort yourself you're repossessing stuff no go away i'll throw my potion at you wait if the genie is affected by mood okay wait don't hold on i didn't tell you to drink that one i don't know what the yellow one does oh no [Music] your personality has been permanently reversed that's fantastic news look at him he's still nice he's neat he's outgoing he's active oh my god by being such a shitty person that's that was amazing that is fantastic good lord this is great news orange what does orange do i'm willing to drink orange looks like a friendly color i think have some snacks afterwards this is great news kevin has turned invisible okay now we're really winning not only is he a better person he's out of everyone's sight can i clean this yet i'm in such a good mood i think if i clean the genie lamp then i'm guaranteed to get something good [Music] okay the thing exploded but that's fine we got the results we needed out of this oh my god people might actually like me now this is gonna be nuts fire or water you know what i'm in such a good mood i'm convinced it'll work fire [Music] no it didn't work my potions hold a services fire department after being warned by the police so many times but he just wouldn't listen would he all right call the fire brigade leave the door unlocked and hop right into bed you'll be fine all right you know what i think that went pretty okay all things considered at the end of it because we killed his friend his only friend huh and uh then we reverse this personality so he's actually a decent person and we'll probably make friends get a new job and live a happy life i would have to assume ah the house looks like but overall i'm pretty happy with what we've done here today i think i'm willing to save it on that one ah that was great lily herme uh her mind is it snow vision uh mecca cgd uh mercedes uh ryan araya thank you very much everyone i i super appreciate the support thank you very much um i am doing a bit of a shorter stream today having said that it's still been i'll go over to this one um it's still been two hours that flew by jesus uh i hope you enjoyed that was that was fun honestly i i thought it would be fun but i had even more fun than i thought i would have uh we got to pick up more games like this and just play them just fun stuff and have a wacky time i think because this was great i hope you enjoyed a lot of uh uh raya thank you very much for the subs again i really appreciate it um right i have no idea um what uh okay wait actually wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on okay i do have an idea of who we're gonna rain okay there you go um perfect okay perfect uh yeah we do have new merch thank you for for linking pop i appreciate it and all the all the mods thank you so much for all the the help today i really really appreciate it um there is some new march it's uh the cult collection we're calling it loads of cold stuff on there uh you can look at the back as well because sometimes the front of them there are ones that are just simple just like a design on the front just very subtle but then there are ones that have like the little subtle design and they got the cult on the back i think they're pretty cool but obviously but just looking at it you might not see that it's part of that like kind of collection but there's actually a section on the store saying called collection so you'll see i think it looks really cool i'm excited to get mine uh if you're if you prefer to see it in person if you're like him and hawaii and you're like i'm not sure i want this just wait because i love pictures of me wearing them and i'll have them on stream and stuff like that and i can show you uh if you're interested it's been a long time coming so i'm delighted with some more stuff uh hey wayne satan a lot head thank you very much um i'm gonna send you over to uh kit bogat uh i think i'm actually i'm gonna be talking to kit boga soon i think we're we're thinking about doing something together i think it'd be fun um but yeah i hope you enjoy yourselves over there have a good time thank you so much for being so kind to me and thank you for all the new followers as well really really appreciate it and thank you for your company and uh just hanging out i hope to see you again on saturday where we've an interesting stream coming up we're doing a little podcasty thing and then we'll do some wacky games after as well um hopefully the plan is uh he's already said yes so i think it should be good to say it uh let's game it out if you've seen him on youtube we're going to be doing some uh some podcasting with him have a little talk about him and his content and stuff like that i think it's going to be really fun uh but yeah i hope to see you then and i have a video got up in about 55 minutes on the youtube channel gang thank you so much for joining me i really really appreciate it and uh i'll see you next time bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

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Published: Fri Apr 23 2021