Sea of Thieves (with RTGame, Kiwo) & Call of Duty: Warzone | 2020-05-06

are we here are we here hello testing testing one two three how are we how are we everyone it's very irish thing to say even if it's one person you go how are we how are we doing i don't know where it comes from a lot a lot of irish people do that but it's from us i think it's more up north how are we doing we're going sailing today i'm i'm not sure when rt will be here probably really soon so i i won't be able to chat to you as much as usual but we'll have a nice chat after we're done the the duo stream um let me let's see thieves up i want to be ready i want to be professional i'm just rushing i i just finished recording and then hop down here so by the way it's hard to go here to go are you there you were too kind with [ __ ] bits and subs when i was off stream like as much as i say i don't deserve your kindness when i'm here i definitely don't deserve it when i'm not here welcome everyone thanks for joining we're um we're just waiting on rt now i i literally only joined his discord and then went went live so uh it's i've not given him much notice it was kind of a last minute thing that he asked me to um to play some sea of thieves how tall am i i'm six one i just saw that message in the middle of nowhere terpe thank you very much for the cheer there um yeah i think he's setting up so we're just waiting on him but as soon as he comes in i have to focus more on talking to him and the stream so i won't be able to interact with you guys as much uh sick and tired thank you very much for the cheer i really appreciate it hi kevin i hope your day has been great it's been very good thank you very much um yeah if if we get any a hype or anything i'll i'll either do it now so uh gamer girl thank you very much for the cheer so we got we got level one which simply goes like we ow okay not bad it's nice a quiet train that's almost camming you wouldn't mind living next to those train tracks but uh if rt joins i'll do the hype train noises afterwards because i don't want to interrupt this whole stream just to do my my madness uh madeline reads thank you very much for the sub there as well but uh jesus christ hard to go thank you for the 10 gifted subs you're too kind you were gifting subs when i was offline i saw them coming in i was like are you serious i don't deserve this thank you though dr jeffster thank you very much what's up too oh my god he's here oh my god hello hey how's it going man it's good sorry if i sound different i'm wearing a pirate hat so i was gonna i thought different but pirate hat okay that explains it yes how are you doing i'm good yeah how are you keeping yourself i'm great uh i'm i'm after going live on my thing you're live already aren't you yeah i'm alive already everyone says hi oh fantastic they're all saying hello to you as well over in my chat there oh i think they're wishing you a happy birthday in my chat too oh thanks so much like it's not my birthday but it's tradition to wish me happy birthday every day did you guys get him a [ __ ] present you better have you forgot [Laughter] uh it's a [ __ ] great stream joke to have everyone's just gonna be like here have a gift stuff happy birthday kevin i know here's a present it's like you monster oh taking advantage of these people they always guilt me in my chat it's quite funny though like yesterday i was playing pacifist on war zone i wasn't attacking anyone i was just trying to stay alive but like in that game you got to collect money to get um like various things in the game like uh from the shop so i was collecting money and i was going like i need money i need money i need money and then they started donating like okay beggar and all this i was like no that's not what i meant oh no it's like all right i guess i'll give you a thousand butts [Laughter] [ __ ] time handling i'm not asking you he's just sound desperate yeah um i don't think i have you added on this on xbox xbox live or whatever it is you're playing on pc yeah yes okay yeah uh i'll have a look now to myself and i'll see what we need okie doke yeah it's it's a bit it's a bit janked the service because like me and key will try it the other day and yeah we disconnected a fair few times okay um maybe if we're both in ireland it might work a bit better yeah i've played a good bit with max and i've never had any issues so hopefully it's okay oh okay um weird it might have just been straining i imagine a lot of services are straining right now i've had a few issues just because so many people are playing games yeah i find like uh battle net just tends to be offline a lot of the time now whenever i pop out for hearthstone queues to even log in which is kind of wild i was i was gonna say battlenet as well for uh warzone again is on battlenet and it struggles like the download updates it's so so long it's mad okay so i'm not just imagining that then yeah it's it's bad okay there's my new support uh if you wanna try add me and then i think we have to form like a party and we also have to invite church to the game but have you actually so you've played this with max already then have you yes okay um if you want you can add me then just invite us to a lobby sure okay that'd be easy yes because i'm relatively new to it so i'm just not sure where everything is just oh perfect i'll look i've got a pirate hat i know what i'm doing um have you actually got a pirate hat i do yeah and i really like the pirates of the caribbean so um and i played this one evening as well so i i wear my um pirates of the caribbean hat it's got the hair well the hair is mine but it looks like it's part of the hat but it's not oh god you just like walk into smith's or something it's like like full pirate costume it's like i need this for my business put the business credit card down it's like put it on the card don't ask any questions capisce it's all covered by the company i don't know how to add you is my one issue here once i get that done i'm good but i don't know how to add people i sent you my username if you sent me your username too and we can have a look and we'll just we'll try to work it out i think it's that moving target i just muted a second there again guys thank you so much for all the support i apologize i can't keep on top of the let me see watch but i will after me and rt finish streaming i'll do a bit of solo stuff and i will have loads of chat it'll be great but i really appreciate it thank you and you'll get your hype trains don't worry add friend okay you're now my friend oh my god it only took like what uh two years at this point we got it i'm really [ __ ] confused to be honest uh do i say except somewhere yeah so i'm trying to work out what we do next i think i click adventure yes oh wait i can i can just pick the size ship yeah you want to sloop what size is like a galleon uh it's massive but you need more players to actually manage it a sloop is built for two okay yeah assemble your crew manually i'll see if i can do it here yeah invite a friend uh invite friend that flashed a window like very briefly and then it disappeared wait it's like invite i think i sent you one i think i might actually have it how do you open the window on this oh you just tab out i think [ __ ] hell very convenient isn't it yeah um i don't have you as a friend on my list it set one on mine it says i've got you okay yeah it's it should be there and i didn't accept any thing you're my friend but i'm not one of your friends i see how it is that's just how it be i'm afraid like i think we're close enough and you know ready to take it to the next level we're at that stage none of it we're just acquaintances yes is there any way i can add you to my acquaintances list not jesus holy [ __ ] her god thank you so much like a little alien guys like the profile picture he's like green um i don't know how to get to do i open like the xbox app or what is this the xbox console companion okay because i could get to my friends list through the game but i couldn't like accept things or anything okay um okay yeah this this works okay add friend perfect nice alien you got there thank you join the default profile pic hard to go thank you so much for those and brie uh thank you as well that was way way too way too generous yes i i press one till i like invite someone but then immediately it just disappears i can just join your session anyway i'm in oh you're in yeah i'm in and i'm ready oh let's get going let's go somewhere where we don't have to pay taxes yes that's the main reason to become a pirate honestly yeah there's no man's land being a pirate and a youtuber just go hand in hand together don't they what they surprisingly compliment each other yeah except for the you know not having internet thing hash rocket thank you so much just on phone wi-fi in like the middle of the atlantic it's like geez i'm sorry guys we had a bit of a choppy connection on today's stream holding it up in the air okay what's the plan are you giving us a quest to do are we gonna look for some buried treasure are we gonna look for battles so uh what happened i i don't have any quests or anything so i guess we can we might as well just find one and we'll go for it i'm happy there's plenty to explore so much for those you're always too kind so yeah i just find this game quite fun oh it's very fun isn't it and it just looks amazing it's so it's so nice to just look at and play the water looks so good and everything yeah it's like i love like the cell shade look hello how's it going do you like my outfit do you like that i don't have one it looks like your eyes already been shot like not even the one with the eye patch just the other one how do i emote again is it odd zed okay let's see oh you can emote yeah hold z one called make friends we're friends now fantastic i thought my character was a man originally but um they're actually a lady oh okay it was just hard to tell it's just an old grandma oh that hurt we didn't need her knees anyway it's okay that's all right okay uh we we need a mission of some kind and we just oh yeah i think i'm kind of a higher level i can get a submission if you want sure i'm gonna just adjust my game audio a bit i think it's a bit loud on my end okay guys it's really nice of you i just fired my pistol if it was definite they can't hear me now will i get the megaphone there is a megaphone in this for like in-game voice chat i think oh i saw that actually yeah um right we're gonna get wait can i get this no i can't this one hello you're kind of getting in the way of a conversation there sorry i just wanted to stab him that's all right um i've got a quest let me propose it you can take a look and consider it propo consider it it's like like i'm just going to say no i don't want to do this kevin i'd rather not i just i just want to like drive about you know hit the freeway i hope we find some other players that would be so good i like meeting people i find it's quite rare to actually encounter anyone yeah it is it is rare especially people who are talking just just like check does this work can you hear me in game chat now yeah i can but like a slight delay okay no that's fine just in case we run into other people and i need to say you know don't attack us we're friendly or something of course can you hear me not in game chat no can you hear me no no hang on you've got to make a phone out what was the button for in-game chat alt left alt can can you hear me now oh that is amazing you sound like you're playing uno kevin can you hear me now sounds fantastic do you hear me loud and clear kevin yep hear you just fine oh wait who's steering the ship uh no one yeah i said i just set us sailing and then we'd figure out where we're going oh god what what direction are we even supposed to be going i'll try and figure it out just you just sent us like full sail into the wind like we've no idea if we're going the right way at all just buy me some time okay cause a distraction yeah i'll sail towards like there is a storm up ahead i'm worried about that ah sure will worrying help probably not probably not look at mr anxiety pants here on the boat yeah crooks hollow is that wait is that no that's oh that is okay we are going in the right direction surprisingly it's just that island there head straight yeah it's right in front of us oh perfect great job right there this worked out surprisingly well yeah dude this game is so pretty it's so nice i got a great view of your crotch right now oh that's great wow i really love the view yeah this game is great oh god i can barely see like the island or anything like not not because you're just in the way because the sail is like just so [ __ ] massive all right i don't know if we're going to hit land soon um are you assuming we are you want me to do the anchor or barnacle kit yeah you you get the anchor okay i think we think we're almost here okay okay i'm ready okay drop the anchor oh okay all right hang on we might have landed a little late i'm lowering it land hole land home where is it captain under the ship wait did the anchor drop uh i think so but wait what it's just kevin it's it's staring quite quickly wait it's the wrong island hold on get back on the ship all right um we've got water down here uh we're gonna need some planks but i can't remember where we keep them okay uh i think i i think i had some planks oh there we go i'll put those planks like in that barrel too uh let me get my bucket thank you so much dude you've given away too much already today thank you well you know we made it 10 minutes without crashing we did that that's pretty good we did we did gotta use the ammo chest okay so what direction do we have to have to go crooks hollow isn't it yeah crooks hollow so we need to we need to turn slightly okay so we're going we're going a bit we're going west that's fine okay okay i'll get the anchor up oh [ __ ] night i've fallen overboard oh wait i'm okay i'm okay i'm getting back on oh i just raised the anchors that's right that's right okay you're good yep okay i need to turn completely here just gently does it oh we're right into that storm oh fantastic doesn't look too safe no it really doesn't to be honest we're going to die our first experience was not pretty good not only did we crash into the island we were trying to go to but we went to the wrong one our first was also our last yes i love the map come down here and look at the map the route we took you can just see there's like a loop-de-loop hit the wrong island it said what we weren't supposed to park here yeah oh i love it oh god i'll get back to steering the ship you know great work i gotta keep my hands on this thing careful i will i'm just taking taking a look see you know you know how it is it's like look like you can like hang off the side famous last words we lost kevin in the atlantic joe's pancake thank you very much for the gift itself oh yeah i have something to show you hang on i'm just gonna go into the helm of the ship for a moment oh someone's asking about a squad stream i mean oh i i can i can set that up in just a moment yeah you know what i'll invite you for a change you're always doing the hard work okay just keep an eye on the island and me dancing make sure i don't fall in okay well look i have someone to show you okay wait i can still see oh my god you're a parrot i'm a parrot how the hell did you get that his name is ruffles i got him i got him when i was with kimo the other day did you find him or i know i would he cost 10 euros oh okay i'm less impressed it's still lovely it's not as impressive when you say it's like i use my credit card to obtain this you like this you like how much money [ __ ] it's the island hang on oh is that the island okay i'm gonna make a hard right okay fantastic i can still make it just get ready with the anchor okay keep it locked right we'll do a [ __ ] 180. have you done this have you done some hand braking hand braking no i haven't oh it's great look at this we'll be turned now watch i i might have left it too late i was looking at the harpoons but yeah all right this isn't what i was talking about if this is something else i'll repair the ship we did it we made landfall yep is is the anchor drop land uh yeah it's definitely dropped it are you sure yes 100 okay okay yeah i think we're good from here two for two yeah so far so good okay remember where we parked yes how do i take out my map oh wait the e i don't know why i shot that chicken you're a monster that's why uh i've changed since my chicken started in minecraft if you have a treasure map huh you got a treasure map we're looking for yes um to see where i am do you want to accept the invite while you're uh yes i'm checking where we're going yeah i can do except there you go oh god there's things okay we need to get to the west and the east side of the island easy oh hello okay oh these guys are just looking at you feel well i like both mind you do like your bones yeah oh this one has a gun all right okay so wait are you on the air i know you're still on the ship i think i was looking at the wrong map i think the chat is telling me i was looking where are we crooks hollow oh yes okay thank god chat kevin whenever you're ready okay uh we need to go that way we need to follow the beach around okay fantastic okay oh so we're on the wrong side of the island are we uh not too bad it's just over here okay i'm coming let's go for a run okay i think it's near here yeah this way this way okay oh my crab rave here if you look to your left oh that's kind of cute yeah everyone is dead all right it's about here yeah look at that there's a bounty school here too oh you take care of the riff raff i'll keep how do i put down the skull wait what it's a bad time how do i put this down again x where did you find that it was just on the ground very good there we go oh it's an ashen guardian oh that's lovely all right i'll grab this look like a boss oh he's murdering me oh jesus are you not gonna help fight i'm i'm carrying this thing i'm risking my back here and oh god let her bow back is really important is that another boat take out the megaphone how do i take it out uh kevin how do you take out the megaphone that's what's important right now guys come on over we're friendly guys please we need help i'm getting back on the boat this guy's gonna kill me wait is he shooting oh he's shooting at us i'm dead kevin you're dead i fell off let me offer my soul to the fairy man oh [ __ ] i missed uh i'll just wait for you and david okay that's it that's it i'm gonna go over and teach these guys a lesson oh i mean i'll just sit tight here i'll just sit tight here i'm having a chill all the time i almost got a pinpoint guys come back i fell off i'm your crew member the [ __ ] dublin i'm usually quiet you probably didn't realize i was with you i don't know if they're turning around we can give chase let's catch up with them all right all right i should not let him get away okay are you on the ship oh kevin we might have a problem yes what is that we might have we're to need a bigger bucket i fear always the ship's going down kevin we may have just capsized it's all right this ship are taking me on board instead thank you guys appreciate it wait wait where's the other ship i gotta i gotta swim can can you like oh they killed me by accident oh no what do i do okay you'll you'll respawn there bow i'm trying to swim over to him okay do i offer seoul to the ferryman or do i uh yeah i think you do okay oh there's a guy flashing his light at me usually people don't kill me they're usually turning they're coming to get me oh oh god oh okay the squad stream is live by the way now sorry about the delay we got distracted well i got distracted when that ship attacked us oh they're just murdering me too yeah why are they doing that i just hopped on their boat and i was shot dead yeah i went up there and i just stood there doing nothing and they still killed me well after soul to the fairy man oh hello oh how's it going on the other side fancy seeing you here it's mad is that small world just passing through hell don't mind me lord jim jim thank you so much for those subs you're too nice and thanks for all the support in general guys i appreciate it oh we may need to get a new boat uh we got one don't worry this is the one that's underwater no but they gave us a new one thankfully oh that's good okay i'm coming back okay okey doke oh kimo replied there she maybe she may be about oh we might be able to get her uh me and kevin are online at the mo oh we can get a proper crew uh what what's the story with that would you can you get a three-person ship or i think so we can get we get three people on the crew uh we can get uh we can get like um a bigger one or something yeah i think the middle ship is um is for three i assume there used to only be two and four but uh we'll have a look sure we'll figure something out it doesn't do it just picks it back up i think okay here we go i'll i'll just take two minutes and we'll get kilo uh yeah let's get our crew together i assume that we can invite oh wait no we'd have to read launch anyway because i think we have to relaunch yeah because i mean that that should be okay okay we weren't doing too well anyway yeah that's that's a fair point i can't believe they attacked us like that they just killed us outright like yeah because i i just like landed on their ship and then they just immediately shot me yeah okay i'm just i'm just looking for her on my server at the mall i gotta gotta pop the roll on her so she can join our little group there we go on her pop that on her okay so uh do you see the live stream boys yes okay i am i sent you a message on discord there as well you sent me one uh yeah um oh yeah i asked max if he wants to come along i'm down for that okie doke there we that's good let's get a full crew of four sure focus amazing yeah let's get us we'll get oh we can have a little squad is gonna be class have you only played it with two software yeah like just me and kevo like i only played it for the first time the other week like i really like it like it's such a fun very fun yeah yeah they've added a lot to it recently like even the cats thing i didn't know there was cats and then i ran into a player with a cat the other day oh god there was two of them and one was being really nice and he gave me loads of food and everything and the other guy wasn't talking but he just chat to me and text and he was he kept calling me fat so he grabbed his cat and i launched it out of the cannon it's like he keep calling me fat like how you go oh no yeah i mean i i shot uh kiwo's pets out of a cannon uh she didn't really like that and then i set the chip on fire because i tried to cook her a banana you tried to cook a banana that's a bit interesting i left the skin on uh that was the mistake oh okay yes yes i caught fire ever like everything burned down not not uh very chef-like of you i'm working on my cooking okay it takes time me and max were playing project zomboid and i microwaved ice cream and burnt down our entire base that took us literally like four hours to build and the thing is in another house i'm literally microwaved metal and like a lighter and a gas canister and nothing happened and then i'm like i'm gonna it's gonna put ice cream in the microwave i'm gonna burn down her entire house this is the thing that causes like the most damage surely i should have smelled you would think so but yeah lesson learned i'm never doing that again oh it's the little stick on the ice cream maybe that's what's said at a place yes what's wrong with my magnum uh is max do you want to give max just an invite to my server and if you link me as discord i can get him in the live stream room as well um yeah i'm just seeing uh is he around okay yeah kimo just woke up there so she's going to be a few minutes i think okay that suits she's just setting up yeah um like i mean we can get the i'll get the lobby just started i think isn't she in the uk kibo yeah yeah her sleep schedule's a bit weird at the moment okay i was wondering i was like it's 9pm 9pm yeah she just woke up she's starting the day now how do i make a new pirate as well a new pirate i have no idea i think you lose your items do you or maybe you don't i don't know you don't max is about to dinner he said so he can't oh that's okay all right well we'll look at kiwo at least she's on her way he sent me a picture of his dinner as well just to prove it bastard should we go for a break then if we have three people instead of a sloop um yeah we need the middle one i think okay oh god okay closed crew he made a lot of food and said he's going to die so we'll probably i can't believe max is dead one two three for the pits okay i said we will mourn message me now oh she's in is she in the game uh i need to see if i can oh she's in a different voice chat let me move to i thought how the hell do you use there we go oh kio hello she is here but she's muted at the moment i think she can hear us hello all right i mean i joined you we swear she's here definitely oh dear oh wait no she's been server muted what what am i [ __ ] here we can hear you do it just like force from you on the server on it i don't know what you did the last time you were here but apparently the mods were having none of it like oh kimo it's good to see you it's good to see you too i just woke up i have a um a meeting a police police meeting a police meeting with a gta for the the role play oh okay and it's it's like a really big thing but this came up but i'll be honest i'd rather place you please so you're the bad cop i think yes yes i am thank you well it's good to see you uh good morning to you good morning both hope you had a good rest i did i slept all my alarm for four hours four hours it was going oh no all right let's play sea of thieves um i hope you're all ready yeah uh we're good i'm just checking for my chat can you guys all hear a key okay just making sure the old audio levels i know you can hear kevin okay let me know if i'm too pitchy i peak i think you're a little quieter than normal cubo it's cause i'm standing at the back of my room i have to stand up right now oh you just oh cause you're just waking up i i just wake you up like you're mourning stretches or just like come on we're playing sea of thieves god your sleeping schedule's pretty interesting right now if you're just waking up at 9pm look i um i'm not judging that's fine quarantine is breaking me as a person i don't know who i am anymore it's not okay no it it is strange i was even thinking today i was just like bringing out the bins and i saw some walk by and i was like i wonder what it would be like to like go to a pub now that would be so nice i remember being outside once oh god yeah i mean i oh yes oh she just messaged me i say like i don't have permission to speak sorry again you know i see people like out like out all about all the time whenever i'm just like yo i'm in dublin city it's like i'm popping out to the shops and that there's like a whole congregation of people and it's like what are you doing stay home lads it is strange yeah it's a bit scary yeah yeah i'm just bunkering up until this passes because i can't risk my lung nope not worth it it would be bad yes uh also we're on a squad stream i sent you an invite if you want to join in on it i think he was just getting her and i'll put her stream at the moment she muted again i muted myself that time but um [ __ ] sake there's anger in the mods see please c time c time that's gonna be the screen that's the stream title moment of silence for the gta rp class oh my god where is she i put questions it's all like an out of character thing like it's a very very serious meeting and i've been very burnt out on playing police officer at the moment so i should really be going but take a break you know they'll survive god i haven't played gta rp in so long i miss it oh what are you talking about i saw this tweet the other day i feel like how do i how do i even spend i'm just trying to adjust the audio a bit again i'm gonna i'm gonna turn kyo up and turn kevin a bit down oh no don't turn me up because i i am literally standing back oh the kettle needs to go on i'm so sorry the wise it's okay i've got to pop the kettle on so i can have a cup of tea like we're going through like a full morning routine right now oh a morning routine it's like i peel myself out of bed brush my teeth and then sit on the computer for like 18 hours i mean that's just life right now for us all i think oh have you been at your desk yourself kevin today uh not long although when i messaged you that was when i was going to my desk at like 7 p.m i needed to do my recording oh jesus i applied here i only did my editing and um thumbnail and a few emails earlier on and i i've started using my stand-up desk so i don't sit down until i'm recording or streaming that's that's okay i've been at my desk since noon oh dude it's it's bound to happen like it's kind of bad it's just bound to happen like i finally tidied up the wires under my desk so i could use my standing desk because i was like this is getting bad yeah you gotta do that too yeah it's worth it it feels good yeah i think we're gonna start doing the same do we have a fourth uh we potentially did there but max is busy so it's going to be the three of us yeah all right well um can i trust you with samson um i mean i got it out of my system like firing out of a cannon last time if he gets a goal i get a goal oh no oh you know what no not even gonna i'm not even hey i'm just adjusting audio on that again for folks on the stream side would you like to set up a ship i am just booting up the game now yeah i i think it's something an invite a few uh minutes ago i can send you another one if need speed yeah i was wondering how you change your bass pirate or if you can kyo um yeah that's gonna cost you some real money oh now i regret picking the old granny oh yes that's okay yeah we're just setting up lads we'll be good to go in a few yeah wait is it only a dollar fifty to change it that's not too bad but still kind of pointless as to why that would cost money yeah i already bought my cat the yeah i guess they have to make their money somehow as long as it's cosmetic stuff and i'm happy yeah it's cosmetic so if it's okay yeah like if someone bought like a battleship and just immediately sinks you then you'd start getting pissed off but yeah just extra cannons oh jesus yeah some games have done that [ __ ] before it's real it's terrible does the game itself cost money i believe it's 40 quid but you can get it on the xbox game pass as well like i started up my xbox game pass again recently and they have a trial on at the moment i think it's still on and i paid a euro for a month's membership and then you can play this and loads of other games for free as long as you have the subscription and i think it goes back to either five or ten a month after that so especially if you're in quarantine you just want to play this for like a month you could just subscribe and cancel if you really want to oh i bought the full thing but i think i have the game pass as well so like i didn't realize i bought it twice like once with a monthly subscription yeah you know game pass is great it's really good i'm pretty surprised by how good it is i am making a ship wait did you already invite me i am i am i didn't right here you got to come on our ship rt's got a power issue look at me i'm the captain now i've moved up in the world you got to do the accent when you see that i can't do the accent [Laughter] oh no okay set sail oh i'm so excited i hope we run into other people i really want to meet some new people in this high seas i mean we can put out the call for like people on our streams yeah but i feel like random people are the most fun to meet because they they just get kind of surprised if you don't attack them and just talk to them there's been i've had like different encounters with people like uh we ended up ditching our boat and there were four of us we ditched our boat and i used a row boat like from the middle of the ocean to go and back to port we find like a single player of sleep we all get on we all jump on you standing there like what the hell is going on and shouting at him through the megaphone you're a captain now what do you want us to do yeah me oh my god being a friend of mine got a ship um i think it was a four-person ship and uh we had a crew of about 13 people because we just collected a lot of different crews and we were all helping each other on this tiny ship it was so good wait can i can i put that call in for our streams like the people who actually find us if you just all join our ship like how many people can we get on it that would be interesting but how would i think that would be [ __ ] great if we just have like an army of pirates on the on the boat make sure they bring um cats as well because if if it comes down to it can we and we come across an enemy's ship i wonder [Laughter] do you see that like um oh i'm not good at directions um that way you see over there there's like weird things in the sky i'm not a good pirate jesus christ it's always going that way no to the right of the storm there's like swirls going up in the air what's that it's i don't know i keep seeing that i don't know what to to investigate yeah we should where is there we're waiting for keogh to come on the boat and we should probably get a mission or something too oh i can help with that if we need it what is it oh it's a reaper chest i think oh look that's the chest oh we got to get it then it's pretty fair but we can do it we can do it we have a temperature we just turn the sails to the wind and and we'll be there in no time i can't wait to watch you do all exactly we're just going to sit back this is quickly going to become a one-person ship how many cannons can queue old man i got ruffles wait you're decorating the ship whoa change the colors of it oh my god it's beautiful like in a tacky horrible sort of way don't say that kevin like this probably cost her like you know like hundreds of thousands it's really nice i spent 40 grand on this ship you better appreciate it maybe it'll look better when the sales come down because right now i can't see the sales i changed it no one will go back it's all been varnished like the deck is like luminous you better be uh gathering supplies there are barrels everywhere on the gosh darn island oh yeah we should be doing that yeah i'm already gone off to grab some i keep forgetting to do that at the very start that's probably why i don't last long so we have 22 cannibals okay that's that's pretty good i i got some board what what [ __ ] battles last hours sometimes 22 cannonballs i got the wood for the wood barrel um wait is there is there a leak in the ship uh norway [Music] there's a there's water down here oh i'm you see the stockpile stuff so i'm stockpiling some water for the journey oh that explains it okay i think we might need it um i think i think we i think we have enough here i'm gonna start getting this out what just doused myself kevin we don't need it we're all right we have an ocean but later on if you need water and it's not to be seen i think we'll be okay it's all on you buddy i don't think we're going to hit a desert kevin imagine wouldn't be surprised oh no guys the ocean has ended [Laughter] what are we going to do now oh god so wait wait where is everything on this ship then like the anchor is like really far forward all right um i'm gonna make a cup of tea i'm gonna be leaving you here unattended who's in charge i'm raising the anchor you know i don't think anyone in anyone's in charge i think you're free to do whatever you wish while i regret everything okay that's fine okay uh i want to go towards the swirl okay that sounds good [Music] there we go we're up okay oh why is it so out of tune because i'm drunk oh god it's painful eh oh how do i mop this up kevin stop vomiting everywhere i just vomited all over my own instrument oh can you at least get me a pocket or something this he was like oh my god we're going towards the swirl okay good we're going towards the swirl there i got you something they turn the sale i got you something then it's a bucket of my own vomit oh thanks i appreciate it i got i i need to not hit this island oh god be careful oh jesus i'm going overboard oh jesus christ you're fine kevin you're in the middle of the deck you're fine i know it doesn't feel like you're very drunk right now i know it'll fix it in mine i'll get another drink just let's get a drink don't get hung over right now take your mind off it that's what i need i need another drink to balance me oh excuse me bless you thank you very much it's new years all over again this does ring some bells oh no i think oh my gosh gotta set up in the right direction there we go is it going well yeah we're doing it stop vomiting we're doing well we gotta stop projectile vomit into the kiwi okay she's like kindly teamed up with us today i just hear your guy in agony bloat ah oh god it's all over me i threw my sick on you and then you got sick have you got sick on me this is awful i can't see oh jesus christ god almighty oh this is fantastic oh jesus i have returned it's good oh okay we'll save us from this hell nothing has changed haven't kept throwing up on me i kept throwing up on him which made him throw up on me which made me throw back up on him oh thank you we've just been going towards the beam of light in the middle of the ocean wonderful i i wonder if it's possible to fill up a ship with vomit oh let's try it i i'll get through i'll just start drinking yep that's the plan that's the plan because you can fill it up with water yeah i think the vomit doesn't actually leave a proper pool though it leaves like a little stain but we'll try it okay no harm in trying yeah okay let's get going that's bottoms up all right oh my god jesus we're fine for a while with the [ __ ] yeah also eat grubs oh you can't also just eat grubs anyone got any grubs handy i need to summon the food barrel what do you think before because i always carry leeches no kevin kevin you can't throw up on me you need to throw up on the floor because we need to gather the vomit but if we throw up on each other then it'll make us vomit more and we can just continuously throw up oh my god you're right actually [Laughter] how do i hold my worms i just came through like as i was drinking i just finished it off like i'm simultaneously like drinking and like vomiting yeah it's pretty freaking nasty i'm pretty sure i'm just puking into my cup and drinking it again it's pretty nice it's disgusting oh no i can't where do i put the alcohol i need my boost i can't hear the game anymore just take out an instrument oh my god i can't even come back downstairs [ __ ] hell my accordion all right if you're playing accordion i'll play something else let's get the band together lads oh it's horrible oh my god it sounds so bad i can't see anything and like behind the vomit my god it's just like blipping in and out of existence i don't know if i like this anymore i'm gonna get another drink my instruments stopped working i'm gonna keep drinking it's starting to go dark i think my brain is gonna start shutting off soon guys how much more i can take you asked for this just keep drinking keep drinking where is everyone else right now you're all below deck i am on the sale no we got oh you got to be drinking you shouldn't be staring the ship right now i think i just woke up we got it we got it we got to fill it up man overboard men overboard pull the anchor i don't know where the anchor is i'm too drunk i'm holding a cat [Laughter] guys don't worry simpson's on the way hold on to him i don't know what way to swim i'm still joking you want to swim we are directly west of you which way is west i can't see straight oh frick um wait did you fall over there wait we can pull him oh yeah harpoon them save me oh i'm gonna run out of stuff i think we're about to drive over you so get ready oh you got him nice thanks guys oh i appreciate it ah i'm gonna get another drink yeah sounds like a good plan victory drinks i'm not dead sniper sheep thanks so much for the gifted sobs appreciate it we did that raffles let's see why why don't why isn't ruffles getting the cannon treatment why is it only something like i can i can literally see his little hat poking out of that cannon i just had him already okay just having a chill time cute do you like my music oh that's nice oh look at the little heads looking out my guy's like stumbling slowly we're almost at the light it's it wait where did the light go actually it was dead ahead um oh it's still that ahead yeah i can get good oh yeah yeah yeah if i jump onto the mast do you think i'll last oh yeah definitely i'd say do it oh yeah straight ahead we're not too far away now how much anxiety can i cause with this yes very much so good morning i'm trying to walk towards the edge you're doing well you're doing well i'm getting ready i think the alcohol is worn off guys i think i'm okay great job i'm still getting ready to actually just in case i got my ship legs now oh god this island looks quite menacing there's a lot of shipwrecks there that's gonna be shipwrecked bay i do believe that probably explains it but unfortunate name for the island yeah do you think that's the battle first yeah it was named at first it was just like a prosperous like kind of set of rocks a lot of people just crashed this is bad for tourism did you fire i fired them both out to be fair this time okay so it's okay ruffles gun powder he can fly back the poor cat yeah he's he's doing okay there we go now my anxiety is through the roof the bells the bells you're going to see why daenerys went mad now [Music] oh what was it the voice chat again alt are you having a good time you're enjoying yourself people you enjoy yourself is it fun so glad you could join us dinner's here for [ __ ] sake coming out oh my god this is too much you should just go right back to bed so i'm not cut out for this [ __ ] i've cracked my first beer [Laughter] oh the morning beers coming out morning my cup of tea isn't like cold enough to drink you know it's not cooled down enough to drink so might as well just wash everything down with a [ __ ] beer because i'm gonna need it leave them alone i paid for i paid for this which i paid for my bird i'm flying jack oh my god go to the ship we can reenact it yeah it'll be so cool as we crash into that island oh we need to go around the island real quick yep all good let me catch the trail a little bit better oh oh that was smooth there we go oh thank you so much sniper we're gonna go around it see yeah all good we met we missed it we're all okay start going right again we got we gotta just catch that chest this island looks weird off to her right there we go it's an outpost wait am i i'm putting the sail against the wind oh no no no that's that's the opposite i want to catch the wind i was slowing this down more well we're going to go one sail down at the moment we can increase speed with the two it's there where's the other sail oh it's at the front oh okay oh now we're moving this is what i like to see okay kevin can you line up that front sail so that it catches the wind i can try where's the rope oh here it is yeah it's in the midway point finally working it out yeah there's a bunch of treasure in the ocean drop the anchor but what about the treasure we just sailed past it that's why we need to drop the other train we're gonna flip this sweet gooey no we we need we need to get the other treasure okay there's there's okay [Music] this isn't looking too good to be honest can you help the needle i'm threatening i've got a plan i'll help us out with the hairpin you want me to drop the anchor no no no we're good we're good i got it i got it literally look at this [Applause] little foot left it's getting ready fits like a glove on the needle we did it we made it through oh there's something all right i'll take the water you you get repairing i think we need to repair first kevin before we get the water yeah but you you'll do a great job repairing don't worry i'll just keep kevin there's just more water coming in if we haven't plugged all the leaks i'm doing it faster than it's coming in i'm very efficient did i get it all there we go yeah not nothing you can't patch up here i think i think we're good i need to open the gin i need gin for this [Laughter] now you get a drink too because i don't have one currently like that i would like one also i can't i would fancy a drink let's get a drink are we doing this are we just going to like drunkenly play see your thieves um we're pirates excuse me look this is what this is all we've got it's not sad no it's sad because i've only got a tiny bit of vodka left here hang on i'm gonna i'm gonna get a drink real quick hang on lads i'll be right back oh okay okay um we're right next to the ship i need you to be right back yep don't worry you got me drinking vodka straight out of the bottle dropping the i'm dropping the anchor oh brilliant brilliant amazed we didn't hit that to be honest lord jim jim thank you so much for the gifted subs that was too nice okay i'm gonna shimmy us a wee bit closer okay drinking vodka out the bottle no no chases i mean i don't have it handy desperate times oh god i'm not used to drinking vodka straight anymore all right um will i dive in if you wish to dive in go for i'm gonna move the clothes the ship just a wee bit closer okay um oh that is good you just reel it in with right click but i need to get the anchor up yeah that's how you can do something like really quick turns like uh that would have come in handy when we were crashing away you had a really good idea i thought you were going to be feeling it but no good idea poor execution that's what counts it does it you get an a for effort okay okay looking pretty good okay this one's about to break i think yeah this one's broken come on i'll get the old one okay i think we're close enough i think you can drop it how are we doing hang on fantastic i'm back i'm doing it swimmingly i need you to jump off the ship here oh it's here yep this treasure by the way is shown for everyone in the game it's very okay so we gotta we gotta get this first yeah do we have any food on the ship i really need some food yes we do do not cook anything please in fact just stay away from the stove you know what we don't even have it though she's a bit traumatized since the last time it's okay we don't have a stove where's the store just order take out on our ship uber eats [Laughter] just the guy peddling furiously i can't find the treasure have you gotten that good treasure i i found a chest though yeah it should be a pretty like amazing looking chest the the really good one i found a seafarer's chest i'm just emptying all the barrels too while i'm down i found uh whatchamacallit a spice box or whatever spiced box yeah there's lots of spices in them and i can't remember what to do with them you found like a take out here yeah that's what i'm thinking of when you say spice box if you just want to eat spices then fair enough oh my gosh drowning hang on let's see where the [ __ ] is the treasure oh it's in there somewhere just wondering is it above but it doesn't look like it my guy is okay i went down to the very bottom of the ship and i didn't see it in there and i also searched the captain's cabin um there's in here somewhere this would be a third floor yeah there's an extra floor hmm i don't see anything in the jail if someone else gets it like does it still show it still should show up on the map unless they've moved then we didn't check the map maybe i keep finding these like ballast balls that are cursed oh they're good you get you hit someone's ship with those it um it really screws them up it's someone is drowning oh that's me again stop drowning please sorry i'm making my way back you just apologize for drowning sorry sorry sir [Laughter] i i can't where is the treasure i actually did get a drink there by the way very good what are you drinking i'm having a disserano and coke oh very nice i'm quite jealous of that to be fair are you drinking anything uh vodka straight out the bottle oh jesus i got the chest by the way i found it it was on the outside of the ship underwater oh there we go he's got it just swim to the surface okey doke it's in now we're marked on the map until we sell it and we can't sell it at any outpost we got to go to reaper's outpost thing okay so we we should probably get rid of this one quick yeah it's gonna attract a lot of attention uh okay so we gotta we gotta be lying to the next spot i just can't remember where it is it's the only problem oh wait it's close to us it's just a bit southwest it's southwest yeah yeah okay okay i'll uh get the anchor up okay and default i like this ship the three-person ship it's pretty cool it's nice it's fast as well yeah i'm gonna load up those cannons with anything other than animals we're bad already okay the anchor has been raised we just need to get away from the wreckage a bit yeah i'll lower these sails when we are i'll put some of the inventory away okay i got i got a bunch of wood planks and stuff like that when i was in there too nice so we have we have cursed anchor balls what does that curse ballast ball they have extra effects apparently rt good news i found another bell oh thank god i was worried if you want to use the other one now we can use all right if you you insist did you put the reaper's chest in the back of the ship there kevin as well i left it under the water yeah i popped it on the bed just like hiding it away yeah i figure it's best hidden so is that gonna be reaper's hideout just in front no it's around it you gotta go around that one it's a little bit fair let's just keep catching the wind sniper bit better there we go yeah we just have to go past that storm but that guy who looks like he has a hand was like reaching out to try and kill us wait which look at the storm cloud it's like a guy with a hand why does his hand look like a boat though oh no he had a creative imagination what does that mean when there's a ship in the sky um big old ship battle and it's it's a nightmare i like the sound of that is it is it like a npc boat yeah okay oh [Music] oh careful now [Music] hmm i wonder if you like jumped off to the right here at kiwo if i could catch you with the harpoon before you hit the water it's just like titanic um i'll be the third wheel just like titanic yeah i'll never let go jack these two egypts behind them they're also just like on the bit of ship like there's no room jack sorry you gotta go into the ice water island ah that's miles away we're ground just keep singing and dancing in the meantime ringing a few bells ah we should probably turn the sails oh yeah we should probably do something we should probably be helping steer this jesus thank you so much jesus christ oh there's no more the carry it's a bit rough though but i'm glad you're enjoying the stream i'm sorry your job is a bit rough but thank you so much for that that was way too generous thank you i think i think we're good we're going to miss it now yeah i don't need to steer do i no we're good i think we're good good all's well oh don't don't what can i do like a fortnight dance while you're just trying to reenact titanic what's the gestures again z do i have dance look at me go i feel like we're going to fall for a death to a death any moment now it is very possible but it's very precarious i need to get changed getting self-conscious [Music] i should probably get changed eventually as well i i don't know what like outfits i have at the moment i need to have a proper look and like see everything that's available to me at some point yeah i assume there's some free um clothes right oh you can buy his clothing like everything is cosmetic and it's okay i'm kind of happy being naked though shouldn't there be someone upstairs like seeing if we're gonna crash i think we fought changed yeah we're fine for the moment yeah oh who vomits from to get changed what is that music wait what you hear that oh it should be on deck i can't get up i'm too drunk what's happening oh oh my god oh i'm getting sick everywhere a ship just came out i'm don't worry i'll take care of the cannons let me get these fireballs on the cannons okay okay we're on we're on canada because they're right oh we're in the ship valve that's what they're oh we drifted we drifted oh no okay okay direct hit come on uh yeah no no we're um we're gonna leave oh good hit i can't i can't get okay hold on come on there we go all right take this your bastards the cat did nothing with most oh no oh no they're cut they're using the curtain balls i can't use the helm anymore okay we don't need to steer we don't need to stare um wait what oh we can get him if he says it it must be true all right that's get him just keep launching shots we're sending our deadliest ammo yet so kevin oh [ __ ] i can't drop anchor he's over there no do not drop the anchor do not drop no i'm trying to drop their anchor no it's just the two of us on the ship now such a hero kevin don't die out there i'll try not to oh my god wait oh my god there's so much water in here he dropped her i need bananas i need bananas wait there's a crate of gemstones what don't kevin you need to get back with my creative gemstone so i've got it i'm swimming towards you oh get on the harpoon get on the harpoon put them in put no that's fine hold on i'll go back in i need someone to bail i'm going back in folks [ __ ] okay now you can get me i miss the [ __ ] oh why did i grab the [ __ ] treasure i'm just wondering i was looking under me like did i drop it uh priorities we seem to have lost kevin's still in the water we have to go back come back i'm lonely and scared all right drop the anchor drop the anchor drop the anchor oh come on drop the anchor drop it drop it wait it's dropping drop [Laughter] he's back he's back he teleported back on oh come on we gotta get him wait no we gotta board up the ship it's flooding down here now oh i'm going back in oh [ __ ] it i'm taking the chest this has brought us nothing but trouble let's is this the island this is not the reaper chest keep the reaper chest coming off oh you've got things here come on back down the ship what are you scared sailing away as i swim after them we need we need to get the water off the ship it's it's leaking at the moment okay all right i'm a bit far away so i'm gonna trust you with that task i know we can't sell things here never mind i can't [ __ ] believe that like we got a guy in the chest but not you went after him dude that that cannon shot i did was pinpoint i landed right on their deck that was amazing ah god [ __ ] i think i drank my drink too fast too oh no i wish i had mix i'm just here swimming after a ship and drinking vodka out of the bottle he would did you actually get a drink yes okay oh she cracked a can of beer you wouldn't have even had a sip of tea oh god the kettle like boiled us like right cider now oh one of them is as stupid as us he's just crashing into a rock i might be able to get on his boat excuse me no i meant to be in den not you not you i found a school i'm gonna thank you so much for 25 gifted subs thank you so much this week there's a ladder to get up on hillary you've been too generous way too much um i don't think we can sell anything on that island oh it is the useless island okay i'm coming back with my score see i'm i'm actually sort of surprised that you're not that you're surprised that i'm actually drinking after i just woke up considering considering every time we've ever hung out true oh we need to get we need to like do mario key or something like that again that was such a [ __ ] class night marioki marioki so it's like popular songs but the lyrics have been swapped to be like video games and ink matte culture but like there was one that we did that was absolutely cursed on the night because i was all hyped for mario key though i [ __ ] like really want to do it completely sober by the way oh yeah this is this is back when i didn't really drink uh i've since taken up drinking i [ __ ] love it but i know that sounds bad but it's okay um but like there was a song like i wanted to i really wanted to do it's raining men but the version of it's raining men was explaining men and it was all about mansplaining oh and then i like as me as a man to come up and start singing that it was the most [ __ ] awkward song i mean it was great for me i had like all the women in the crowd like yeah you go girl then it was just me as well it's like i'm sorry guys oh wait you you did this like at a bear or something um it was uh it was it was brighton that sounds amazing how todd howard was going to be at develop this year and it's going to be the closest i will ever get to that five foot six beauty and no it's it's [ __ ] corona has ruined like it's okay like not okay we're gonna do it again we're gonna do it again sometime all right i have had a crush on that man for like 15 years like it is not okay look just join the queue okay he's a handsome man all right guys we get to meet him okay guys can you come get me oh where's kevin um head in the opposite direction it's like a [ __ ] riddle trying to find me head in the opposite direction of the sun you will find two ghost ships one of them is crashing into a rock i'm hanging on to the side of that one oh [ __ ] i'm not really far away you can see the sail yeah okay hang on the thing is i want to get on board there and steal some [ __ ] but i'm so weak like i really need food and they're just growling at me i don't know what to do okay i'll start turning the sails go pick them up again next time you're both in london i will see when marioki is going on my last big night out was the last mario key it was it was the night when it was just like all public gatherings are nailed ben we're already doing karaoke oh god we're on the roof guys they've unstopped the ship kevin we're coming just stay in the water i'm i'm on the side of their ship oh my god they're fast ship there's two ships you're left okay a man in the higher pond you gotta jump on the wrong side you gotta jump no then the bastard wins you hey you are yeah i'm coming hello [Laughter] get the [ __ ] back here all right i'm going on okay come on back me up we'll get your what's this gonna do i need bananas so bad does anyone have bananas oh god raise the anchor right there can raise the anchor god damn it it's not one raise it banana oh for us good good i want my revenge oh i can get a really good shot turn slightly to the right queue up i'm on it i'm on it come on put i met friends they're also dead that's okay we're gonna kill your friends kevin bye bye they applauded me okay which are the bastards that killed me all right shoot me um there are two ships we do have to try and get a ball okay who wants to aim me oh kevin someone shoot kevin we can't fire you again dude i'll fire myself then wait no what the hell i'm putting cannonballs on them i can't sniper sheep thank you so much oh no what happened ah oh that's why i can't use the cannons because we're [ __ ] sinking why why did the ship capsize i don't know but now we have to get on their ships okay all right yeah this is the new game plan then oh my god is kiwi there or not okay i was worried you were gone and you come back to this swim to the top they're going to crash into that rock again it's their strategy the chest wait which or the reaper chest i'm gonna someone's gonna have to bring it back to the island i think where is it where is the oh my god they're floating up it floated up it's okay okay but we need to swim back with the reaper [ __ ] and then some we're gonna have to spawn back okay one person has to go to that island with the treasure and the other two has to go back with that mermaid and get another ship and then we gotta come back and collect the person with the treasure yeah i i have the treasure here there's other chests here so someone else wants to grab another chest i'm gonna take the mermaid and go find where our ship is and then i'm gonna come collect okay you come you come back and pick us up yep i'll swim as long as i can with the treasure swim to the island behind you yeah get to the island okay all we need is the reaper's chest the rest doesn't really matter oh we should take the rest anyway you know you know there are sharks in the water oh great all right we'll see you in a bit dan stay safe oh crap all right got the ship just keep swimming where was he i don't remember the name of that island um we are i'm swimming towards the island thank you thank you there's a reaper chest icon on the on every player on the server right now aren't you yep that is clever though we'll look oh it's not even that fair we just need to head west ah fantastic fantastic i can hear like oh there's a shirt i'm on the way [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i got you i got you you gotta get this [ __ ] i missed i missed come on you got me i can revive you don't don't respawn keep going gang i believe in you you always coming back i'm trying to revive you hold on hold on hold on i'm alive we gotta shoot the shark yes okay perfect let's get him yes we're gonna got the bastard good job gang ah ah [ __ ] we just gotta deliver this chest thank you and kevin and kevin you helped oh god the storm is starting to come over here now too we gotta we gotta get this ship and get out of here don't worry i'm rapidly heading in your direction oh god what i i worry for the ship like the ship feels fine right now in fact i think i'll celebrate how well i'm doing with a drink he's gonna crash into the island he's like your uber is here drives through the pier all right i had a few drinks let's see i think you're straight up you get up the ladder first oh ruffles is here their pets survived oh that's great news oh jesus oh god he can't even use the map we made it ashore dj's still alive yeah he did which island are you on an outpost or it's not an outpost um what island was that we don't we don't have a map right now oh my god my map's all over the place and i can see the treasure on the map but it looks like the ocean why is there music playing um to celebrate our victory i would assume try um sea dogs rest okay second maybe oh sweet jesus is there anyone selling food on this island like i'm so badly injured right now oh i can provide you with a coconut wait it's okay there's a cannon that will take me to the other island what island did you say again sea dogs rest potentially maybe i don't that's nowhere near me so i i hope i'm not [ __ ] up here like i can see the marker on the map for reaper's chest but it's still out in the middle of the ocean um you definitely no we have it it's on the pier okay hmm we do we definitely have it okay this is an issue there's vendors on this island there's a town here okay i'm just gonna go into it and and see oh thank god i found some food no longer within an inch of my life someone said that island isn't mapped so it might not be on the map oh okay an island interesting uh no she's just got regular [ __ ] bits for sale that's all they ever have for sale i'm just exploring the the mainland here i i shot myself into a cannon cable i'm on like the bigger bit of the island now hmm i'm just having a look about is it some kind of a tall oh yeah i think i see it okay i think i'm here oh it's big tall rock yeah yeah big tall rock yeah yeah we're here we're here there's supposed to be shops on this island because there's no one here oh yeah so probably not i found one so it's not like a proper outpost okay yeah actually sure though because now i found a whole i found a whole bunch of people all of a sudden i'm not sure i was winner's stock like an admiral pistol oh i like that give me that gun i can't see exactly where you guys are but i'm coming in i'm coming into a little pier there's a few piers i getting some new equipment let's see there we go oh there we go oh kevin there you are yep there i am hey you ready for an exquisite parking job on the way look at that oh there you are okay i couldn't actually see the other one he was at the other pier kevin where oh over there okay i couldn't see exactly where you guys were it's okay oh well it's not too fair to swim over okay let's we got the chest we got our pets we don't have much of our health we'll have but that's okay all right do you like my new sword and pistol oh i'm going to run to the bathroom and grab that new gear another drink so i will be right back we'll just make our way on to the ship i guess dude we're ready to go whenever i'll be right back okay come on samson oh oh no do not swim with the animals do not swim with the animals that was horrible oh what happened that was horrible what happened to the poor samson no he starts like sputtering and gasping for air it was really really upsetting oh no he's okay very sad now that really i don't like that it's like too realistic okay the chest is safe we have it the reaper's hideout is oh it's the next island over we just gotta go west and we'll find it nice okay we can we can probably yeah i'll get the anchor raced we can get this show on the road hey we don't need kevin right now he brought us the ship and we could take it from exactly yeah hit the high seas again it's that sail angle it's right against the wind right now we need to go west that might give us a bit of an angle when we do okay there's one oh that's the wrong one there we go how's it going game oh nice soup talk we're on the water again fantastic oh i i got some supplies while i was on the the lands there too can you feed me um why is this never changing game some things never change there's nine bananas in about the food barrel there you just work away like handed out i don't i don't think i can you can a stranger did it to me last time i played this game why does that music always sound menacing what have we driven into how do i how do i there you go wait hold on i gotta eat this one first hold on all right come on kevin there we go take the banana make plain noises come on here comes the airplane oh my god still hungry come back oh [ __ ] oh oh i didn't i didn't bring any cannonballs hang on don't worry it's loaded fire me no aim and fire i can do this then go and get me on no you fired the wrong way you ages we can't have you in the cannon every time so you'd prefer if i'm in the open sea i need to clear it i missed the island we might have to find kevin it's on our right it's on our right is it you know yeah we need to go right kevin you've got a better view of it than us what oh no i'm i'm busy oh you're back at the moment oh it's behind us it's behind you look what whoa whoa whoa whoa what what far too far no no guys what are you doing over there i'm looking at the loot no no we almost hit a rock the loot doesn't matter right now bloody well does the fire and honest hey someone take this chance there's so much we got to get moving i'm raising the anchor oh prepare don't raise the anchor get downstairs and start repairing okay we need to get out of here where's that ship again it's it's gone very dark ah god damn it sports forward sports sports sports sports where i can't see all right it's too dark it's really turning down here yeah is there lanterns there you go that's great um what what's the button for the light see yes see it's not working all right this is kind of a hail mary here but i'm gonna try this it's already been patched up i think oh oh oh we we oh that's great but we might die almost we're fine this is fine we need i missed hang on oh no okay i gotta go shopping if you miss now i'd be [ __ ] amazed to be honest since he's not literally on us oh [ __ ] he literally used us as a ramp thank you for the big you're too kind oh why'd he go away after that drunken irish thank you i have never seen a ship drive over another ship that was so impressive oh god oh god um right this is where we're selling that reaper chest oh yeah just get and jump out this chest is nothing but bad i don't think it's the chest's fault i think it's a bit disingenuous to blame the chest all right is the curse gone now wait wait where do i pop it uh there should be like a tent in the middle there's a guy at the very back sell the reaper's chest yeah mm-hmm oh look at that cash great no the cat none of the cash showed up for that it's gonna be like uh you'll have got like 25 doubloons just kind of like the pay to win stuff i i did nothing showed up on my end for it can we actually sell these here i don't think you can i tried the last time [ __ ] i can't afford the thing to join the faction i didn't get anything for it i think you shouldn't i don't think i did wild small thank you very much for the bits yeah you would have you would have got like the doubloons what currency is that is that the gold or um it's diff it's the blue one apparently you can sell stuff here can you i swear i tried it last time i feel like i've been robbed you probably got it just probably didn't show up right okay because i'm sure i got it do we not have an anchor parked right now is it just this harpoon no thank you oh there you go sorry i thought you couldn't but you don't get any um experience in the factions we almost died so many times it's just 25 to doubloon i'm probably properly almost murdered i think i did well get an afro for my character let's get to a real actually i don't know yeah let's do a quest um if you hold e and look at your maps muck up let me know which direction we're sailing and we will sail uh wait what map is the quest uh either one do you want to do the bounty or the other one um i don't mind wait wait wait where are we go let's do the riddle one to canon cove cannon cove yeah mark me up give me a general direction and i'll set sail i'm trying to see where it is i think it's in the west west cannon cove oh there you got it yeah north northwest yep okay i just i i thought we would have got more treasure for that oh it was such a like an ordeal and an adventure to get that chest oh wait there's a bunch of stuff here that we didn't sell uh yeah because we're gonna sell it because we don't get any like xp pretty much oh okay apparently um gary's mod had a voice update oh really huh out of the blue yeah oh green and glowing dead ahead i like the sound of that what is it what does that mean oh treasure come on kevin let's get this okay what is this emerald no there's two green and glowing oh okay yeah we got it's a shiny emerald emerald mermaid gem oh got it heading back here some barrels too i'm just gonna yeah clear those barrels out there's a chest i think there is literally no idea what you're talking about when you're saying swim without our like entire ship if we can okay harpoon i'm gonna move like these precious gems just below deck i guess kevin oh god oh god i hate this chest oh you just want me to come up and jump in what the drunk one where's the camera hold it like oh god it makes you drunk when you have it oh i love those chests they're so fun tanker of grog i mean you can drink from it okay i'm just gonna get the what's in the barrel fantastic you're sick you're sick give me these it's just a lot of cannonballs if we want to stock up okay back on the ship the guy's still a bit drunk is there a leak there's water in here can you hear this the puking and the the music yeah there's a lot of water uh oh there's the cat in the ship is there a leak i don't think no it's raining oh oh okay do you see those ships to the right where oh god there's a lot of ships there i literally see nothing should we should we steer clear i want to see them let's go over let's go say hello okay all right this may be a mistake oh my god i don't like these sounds i'm gonna i'm gonna stock up on um canon pretty far away someone just said in my chat it's like after i said this is a mistake narrator it was oh no let's try this again okay he's gone okay there's a proper battle going on we need to mediate this oh players then now there's players fighting that's a big [ __ ] i thought they were all players one of them's turning into thank you so much for the [ __ ] ship we're gonna help we're gonna help the other ship by destroying the ghost crew so get on those cannons get on the counters there's your chance they're coming in hot i went up to the ship to the crew goodbye lads i've joined them now be careful of the friendly fire getting a lot of shots wait oh wait who's who guys i'm coming aboard oh god okay kevin's trying to make contact with them all right thank you i'm helping you don't worry i'm on their ship now getting more cannonballs i'll take the water off i got your back don't worry we're here to help i wish you could help [Laughter] jesus is the most coordinated kevin's been ask if they want to pick us up and we'll join their crew guys they want to pick up my crew and they can help they'll come on this ship okay great yeah they said yes okay well we got to use the cannons first okay uh i think all right coming up stop we're sinking quite badly now we get wicked are we i'm fully repaired okay sorry it just looks like it's tipping okay oh god they're ramming they come to ram us um this is gonna be a direct hit what is this don't turn in the second ship is coming oh frick guys abandon ship from the the jump aboard jump aboard abandoned oh no oh i don't have any cannons i'm we got it we're fine it's just a bit of water it's just a bit of water all right they're turning about they're doing a handbrake turn for you attached row boat i can drop you guys a rowboat and then you can captain that oh the ship is down you got it yeah i got it oh my goodness oh my god we did it okay uh should we try there's gonna be treasure on this should we should we try and get over to it um yeah i think these guys might want at least a share but what did they do i don't know they just like they're first type that'll just leave a goal when they do something they can get some treasure that was all us okay i need to turn the ship oh you're okay there's more but wait there's more all right i'm going to join in i hope you don't mean by joining the crew this uh no no no i'm i'm firing the cannons now for a change no i want to impress my new friends we know you saw me do that on our show oh my god danger close we're destroying them that's great we're under a fair bit of fire wood need more cannonballs i'll be back oh i'll help you clear the ship bugger okay okay i'll get that one too there we go oh my god there's so many holes it's getting kind of bad down here kiwa yeah all right we need to lose some water real one of the ships is down come on oh god almighty they've done a number on us okay well it's rising i'm running it and bailing and bailing bailing get this water out oh god oh no they made me drunk no i keep throwing up in my bucket where's the wood oh i'm trying to find it oh god's angry at me i can't stay focused long enough on on the crack and i keep farming we need someone on the cannon kevin we need you here i'm on their cannons i'm helping out we're coming back don't worry we're coming back for a second run oh i've got no ammo get it off where are they all right i can get them oh is that wait does that oh no let's not use it i got two shots on him nice anymore we're running out of cannonball oh that is you okay i wasn't sure i think our guys just fired on you guys by accident careful now wasn't you no it wasn't me actually for a change all right we're going straight at them we'll take care of the sale because we need to i need more balls where are the other cannonballs that i took him which way are you turning the key or left or right i'm gonna be turning right oh there will be circling around just turning these so we can get it up oh jesus oh we're taking his king we're almost back there we go christ thank god they have me because they'd be gone otherwise i'll tell you oh that didn't quite hit us we're okay you ready where are you okay i'm almost there i got a clear shot on them but we don't want to shoot them let me let me adjust the angles there we go here we go oh the cat's skating let's go for it oh come on max speed he's coming around okay he's gonna shoot at you okay we got him all right that's it i missed me and ragamuffin are going right for them come on kitty come on oh my god the cat's drowning oh oh god i dropped the cat i don't know if it's gonna be enough her turn oh we're good okay okay i don't know this is a good idea i'm killing the cannon ears so they're not firing at you i hope that's some bit helping come on come on oh jesus okay i'm not gonna last i i i'm not within range at the moment yeah i'm gonna die soon is that is that our friends that's a friend okay i had no food sure did you help the other young kid come up here you said out of it oh my god the full panic mode thank you for realizing i was a hero they don't understand the good i did for them cannons are loaded they just don't get it that i i bought with my parents instead of attempting to fire myself over there at this point let me eat a banana oh oh oh they keep spawning i'm just killing them but then they um i'm getting some food i'm gonna gear up for it all right get on the can and get in the cannon not in the cannon on it no i i want to get in the cannon oh god oh no they hit us with a drunk shot all right i'll fire you over there rt where are you hanging out i'm just trying to drunk oh god they're actually really close you could just jump on now if you want i'd say go on wild small thank you for the all right yeah here it comes get ready for the jump wait don't let them repair any holes in the ship okay i'll go down underneath oh god they got guns get them off oh they're shooting me though ah get him off the boss has spawned i think he's like the captain i hit him like 10 times earlier and he didn't die okay there's treasure under here as well oh sweet okay they're filling with water oh this treasure looks cool an ashen chest is that good oh yeah okay oh jesus christ come on it's like impossible there's there's a lot of them down here yeah they're filling with water though they're not gonna last much longer good good good keeping them off the cannons let's do don't shoot oh okay yeah the the underwater is filling oh jesus we got him is it is he going down almost definitely oh oh god okay kevin up onto the rock okay hold on i'm getting this treasure oh here okay all right i've got it i've got it i've got it oh no i fell off oh god where's our ship huh okay i'm just gonna go back i'm gonna go back okay i fell off the treasure i'm calling for a ship but i don't know if i'm fast enough i'm not i'll drop the anchor you can come over okay good i'm almost back i'm really close behind you we did pretty good though okay i'm i'm falling a bit further behind now so i hope you're not a sitting duck there oh yeah one hundred percent almost there that ship is so that ship is done for fantastic oh that frig is coming in right at the end he's gonna try and steal my glory no i'm coming back is that my old crew oh they are heroes look oh treasure what'd i miss i need food i need bananas was this the chest yeah that's the chest that was on the bottom oh there was more as well oh homegrown tomatoes oh wait what that was not the time all right where are they oh god that just missed my head wait is that other ship shooting us now no no there's another pirate ship i think unless they're confused my old crew would never attack us you gotta get out of here oh deary me oh did you get the panicking yeah yes all right i'm going in i regret this i regret it oh no this is a great idea you're doing the lord's work where's the ladder where's the ladder there gotta get these guys oh wait oh it's the other guy good to see you again buddy he's up on this ship too i'll be sick oh god oh sorry if i hit you we got a repair down below kevin you missed the spot oh god i missed once so drunk right now oh uh nothing too good i think wait ritual skull is that good really dude they've trapped me lord jim jim thank you so much you're too kind what you're saying is they're not your friends no no my my old crew would never betray me i'm on the skeleton ship and the skeletons locked me in the break they blocked the door but i'm okay wait no old friend you didn't need to hit me okay i'm coming back i got a skull all right oh they keep shooting us i'm vomiting oh god down below down below i've harpooned him i'm almost there i'm almost there bringing him around getting cannons i'm sorry there's a lot of damage there's a lot of damage below deck oh i'm dead we're starting to run out of planks okay we just need to get out of here at this point i'm gonna die in a port of my own sick i'm drunk how do i revive you kevin if you get on your ship sorry it's my way of reviving you get back in there from the ship and we take them down that's probably our only hope at this point no you puked on me wait what what do you want me to do get on the ship okay but i'm drunk and someone puked on me they're on airship what who oh that's our guy is it i d these are no don't attack us you're my old crew you wouldn't do that would you i may have killed one of them he's helping anyway he's helping my old crew came in to save us keep failing keep failing oh it's sweet for jesus oh this is pretty bad it's filling up quick glass yeah that's the path what the hell is going on there's too much water it's filling too quickly repair and bail everyone needs to be bailing right now yeah i'm bailing all right back in hell okay we're getting there we're getting there we got a rhythm going jesus christ i just vomited in his pocket but he shot me obviously we need to wait who the [ __ ] is driving i tell you we're underneath i can't i can't get on the wheel i can't see anything guys i see a lot of water oh no what the [ __ ] great grab the treasure where's your other ship we need to take our other ship i've got the treasure no i don't know oh i i really don't know why oh i'm gonna eat a banana it's okay it happens ah we did our best lads how could this happen to me i don't suppose your friends want to come pick us up do they we got a lot of treasure here i'd be willing to give you uh look we'll talk about it [Music] there's a shower oh oh it's getting real funky what is going on i'm trying to defend you what is going on what is it i'm trying to defend myself kill this good job i'm dead i don't know how i died don't respawn i revive i revive you okay i got the grog guys great job could you feed me i have some bananas fantastic there's one for you where are you right over here banana please maybe i shouldn't hold on to the groggy that's making me very drunk i'm gonna get this shark we really needed a rowboat oh that would have been amazing it's carrying on that would look so great we could just roll back can you feed me then okay thank you he didn't like a baby bird he died so you got to make this cam okay oh you already it what's that what's that in your hand you heard something else no that was the from the shark i killed yeah i'll have that too but it's raw kevin i can't eat it raw i'll eat it i'll eat it you can have it you can't eat it like this we need a robot yeah i know i know my friends are taking our okay they're gonna come rescue us okay thank god but we will trade a crate we will uh nothing good nothing a crate of fine silk are you robux how's that sound as your former crewmate i advise you to take it this looks so [ __ ] safety cursed numbers i feel like we're on a trade server or something right now are you in the ocean three hundred each it's just that we're all gathering around him floating on all this treasure sirens just like do you wish for the end i love how you're negotiating with the [ __ ] megaphone as well when you're literally right next to him just screaming in his face i have my methods and i think it's working there's a shark on death don't throw up i got him with my sword good job i just hear there's a shark and i see kevin throw up oh i'm gonna be sick my friends oh my god what the hell believe oh god he's hit me bad orti i need feeding i don't have any food left you have to think i don't know if that shows up in the map though does it north west north west of sea dogs rest this is shiny oh there's so many shinies wait where but careful we have our own shinies we need we need to be uh east by south east chinese there's like twice as many chinese as our chinese is it theirs did they yeah i i i took our gem here there's a shark uh circling us oh god stab it that's what i'm doing good job and it's dead i'm out of ammo and i'm really weak by the way i don't know if i should just respawn and then i could go try and find you guys no we're lift we are getting a little okay they're good guys honestly they're the best crew i've ever had i'm assuming the action chest is the best one since it looks the coolest isn't i yeah i think the action chest we want to keep we want to keep like the main gems i think too yeah they look particularly violent you feel this shiny is yeah east by southeast oh there's so much glowing i'm just waiting for a blue look at that hole look at our hole i want this one a friend is gone i don't think he's coming back should one of us get a ship i want a road boat that's i i don't want to ship anymore i want a robot all right wait wait where where are we currently i'm going to go i'm super weak though i don't think i'm going to live if i stay here okay well i i've returned okay best of luck okay so where was our location where were we there we are southwest wait that's their ship is it no that's our ship yeah you will spawn with ours okay can you find some west by north west of sea dogs rest i can't feed you i'm sorry i have nothing to see dogs rest and wherever please feed me so where in relation to sea dogs rest i'm dead uh west by northwest don't respond west by the northwest oh i found some treasure gold discovered i can't i can't oh no all right well it's been real good luck wait oh our previous location is marked on the mac oh great we're near plunder arrow poster i found our friend hello that's that's something else that's a yellow skull that's not right how did you die oh no it's there oh responds guys it's fine hmm the chest is sinking just grab the grab the valuable ones don't worry about the rest the ashen chest i believe in it i got it okay great all right so what's the name of the island again um i think it's sea dogs rest see dogs i'm trying to have a look i do i'm at plunger valley right now i might i might be far away see dogs rest okay so i gotta go very far northwest and we're north west of it okay kevin why are you here oh i died oh god we just got a rescue queue yeah we gotta go fast okay hey help me yeah there we go let's work together let's put our differences aside for once kevin i'll try i'm going to die out here on thai oh no no no we're coming to save you don't worry okay so what direction do we need to turn northwest so i'm turning 180 pretty much okay that that should work out well because then the sails will catch the wind fantastic fantastic we got some cannon balls too that's pretty good did you hit something kevin no no no i thought i heard something no no no no no no nothing he's doing so he's doing something he's doing watching [Laughter] god damn it guys no music for now i'll do it when i'm doing solo stuff but i think it'll be too long [Music] july 4th we're on our way kiwo we'll holy [ __ ] see he gave out to me for making friends but look what it's got us it's like genuine like tears of relief right now she thought she was gonna die it's like something out of a movie or something i have i don't want to miss a thing by aerosmith playing right now all right we need to turn more north i'll take care of it yeah i'll turn her don't worry don't worry no go back to your text messaging or whatever you'll be doing now i'll tell you i'm sorry in my chat all right i'm turning okay i'm gonna look at the wait why are you turning right there oh no we were way off course there for a second oh okay yeah i see it now please robot come for me come back we're almost there kiwo i don't know where the rope is top man on their way to save you the best in the business some would say ireland's finest navy probably true oh jesus that's aggressive yeah it's getting a bit choppy come back this can relax careful now kevin c looks nice i'm probably not gonna be able to stop this ship in time by myself i'll have to harpoon you the wind in my hair and my peg leg it's very calming oh you're almost there buddy save me we're almost there there's someone driving it or is it just a straight no i'm just pecking the map we're fine no the the robot we gotta go left a bit we gotta go left a bit all right i'll take a look at the map oh yeah jesus christ ideally we wanna go around that island and then head directly west for a little bit i guess thanks for the sub so i'm gonna yeah we'll just circumvent this sure i'll steer it then oh my god it's empty wait it's just a drifting robot i hope it's mine there's no one on that road boat oh my god it's just an empty well you've got your own ship now you you don't need us all right head west now we'll find you yet we leave no pirate behind how how did this happen i know their ship had a robot because i don't want to detach it but then i thought they wouldn't like me so i didn't so they must have sank and then it was just floating around kevin could you get ready to turn the sails i'm just going straight west i can do that wait which way is it going all it's doing that way we should be almost there i'd say eta about two minutes this is your captain speaker i got the loot slides fantastic job is it on the roll boat it will be great job over there great job can we get the robo on our like on our man you can attach it at the back oh perfect all right when we got to keep an eye out before we got to head northwest okay yeah we're we're almost there hang on i'm gonna head into the crow's nest actually because we don't we don't need to adjust the sails and i think i'll have to take a look at my spy glass yeah that's fair oh there's something shiny in the ocean i want to jump no i shouldn't let's stop a rescue mission to go after something shiny like a magpie i can't help myself uh where's my spy glass there it is all right okay northwest i see nothing or no one there's nothing to be seen i don't even see the rocks that we were near you sure you gave us the right island kilo um let me hug ow at him you okay i don't see anything i don't see anything here this doesn't even it wasn't ugly familiar i don't think we went this way here i think he gave us the wrong direction i mean it's a very different environment it wasn't sunny when we were here so maybe it looks different but it is it sunny at the moment yes don't do you see the massive storm cloud actually you know of course you see that [Music] kevin's just playing some music i think we're just sailing into the edge of the world i think so too yeah we are let's see the map i'm trying to remember where we were like it this just doesn't look right i don't know which way we go from here kevin can you see pirate to pour which way is port oh what about the reaper's hideout i think the reaper's hideout is uh yeah we can read that we could just head straight east oh we were near there weren't we i might have lost the ashen chest huh you know oh no i got what i could okay well in the ocean without without like any boat or anything we're doing a handbrake turn all right oh god help me raise the anchor i'll reset the wheel help me raise the anchor you say as you leave the i need to i need to change the wheel crew status wait what what is that hmm ah okay get this turned around yet okay so we just need to go pretty much straight east for as long as we can okay wait did that show for you too sorry kiwi has left the crew did that come up too hero you're there oh a stream died oh no no treasure no concern for keogh money not our friend oh we didn't take out life insurance on her did we i don't think so oh man we could have profited off this god damn it i wish we died in that big battle jesus christ don't worry she died yeah there's at least a silver lining it would have been a more epic finish you know oh god oh my god we gotta we gotta just keep going easter while i think i guess so but can she join back in even though we've already started she should be able to she should just be out yeah she should be able to reconnect to me someone in my chat said maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way but i don't think we made any i don't think i think we might have lost one actually he actually betrayed us we had a friend and now like they're they're gone now there's another reaper's chest where is it uh like almost straight ahead i'm just checking the map now wait what the hell is that i guess it's a ghost ship uh ghost [ __ ] there's a ghost ship like just east a bit north like not even that far away it's showing up on the map like if you come look at the map now let me see see that on the map oh god yeah that's not like that's moving real fast though i don't know if we're gonna be able to catch up with that yeah it is even though they're kind of turning about we're going straight for them i think we're going to encounter them no matter what oh apparently um it means a bad person ship that's a player apparently who's been attacking other players oh god so that's not a good sign uh they seem to be turning towards the reaper's hideout at the moment i don't like that yeah i don't like that either oh i see the enemy ship though let me get a good look at him i'll just see if kio messages me yeah dude you okay friend we got a storm to a right too the hell is that what's this don't mind it what the ship oh sorry i'm sorry for swearing see they're like off like uh left oh i think they're ghost ships i think they're glowing and then the enemy ship is right ahead of us oh my god yeah that is a ghost ship but the enemy ship is right ahead of us yeah but he's heading the other way i don't think they've spotted us i think we're okay you don't have to worry about him yeah hopefully people are screaming just turn around and go like we're fine lads turn around and go where yeah there's nowhere behind us we're in the middle of the [ __ ] ocean one direction we can travel right now my my chatter just like random ram just chaotic kill the bastard is that oh no it's just one i thought it was two ships for a second oh yeah we're that lightning looks very near us dan i really need to go to the bathroom okay well you work away i'll start are you good alone for a second if i go to the bathroom i hope so okay best of luck i'll leave uh i'll leave ruffles in charge i'll be right back it's probably for the best i need okay i need to turn south east south east i can steer it that's nothing to worry about at the moment we're not in any encounter what happened to the kiwi i think your internet died at the moment uh she'll come back soon don't worry go we gotta do everything here now turn the sail turn the sail it's just a one-man ship right now it's just raining here as well it's fine getting closer to the place just rained oh got us on the right track hello hey welcome back oh jesus i've come back to a bit of a hype train and lots of talk about soup in my chest what else is new it just hypes people up you know the talk of soup god uh kiwi still gone yeah she's she's not coming back like her internet must have died pretty hard honestly i would have pulled the plug if i was here too adventure i feel like i'm lagging a bit now oh my connection's fine i just oh jesus i just hit your power backs and it's just how dare you maybe it's okay i don't know it felt a bit weird there we're still going to where her location is but she's not going to be in the world if she's properly disconnected is she yeah she's going to be gone and i don't even know if she can join back and if she does join back will she just spawn on the ship or what yeah i don't know what the story is i may have the wrap up soon anyway because it's eleven at nine yeah i think that might be a good shout to be honest we did make it back though yeah we did a reaper's hideout i did pretty good i don't oh it was very uneventful sailing back yeah well oh god wait actually it's about to get eventful there was a tiny island underneath us all right i think we accept defeat and just maroon ourselves on this island for what we've done yeah let me just make sure that the chip's not leaking i'd say surprisingly it's okay was that lord jim jim gifting some subs thank you very much lord jim jim you're too kind we just parked here see yeah i don't where did i put your parrot i dropped them on the floor why'd you drop him on the floor i brought him off the ship because i thought it was too dangerous we've just made landfall here is this our new island i think so we'll call it ireland the irish settlers london colorized yeah there was no population here until we arrived rich honestly i don't like it l four sketch thank you so much for the ten gifted subs as well you're too kind i don't think we should i think we should accept their life here set up a base jesus christ hard to call drop 50 subs what the [ __ ] dude the amount of subs you've gifted today [ __ ] in hell like the sales oh my god dude thank you so much we're properly stuck [ __ ] help sorry rt what were you saying set the sails are on max speed at the moment but uh we we just seem to be stuck yeah it doesn't seem to be moving strangely enough even though you've got them on on full it must be a glitch of some sort we've actually crashed yeah i think i think i might need to wrap up myself yeah you know what that might be a good call i think her adventure is over for tonight we'll hopefully hear from hiro again soon i reckon she'll be back before too long yeah yeah yeah okay it was a good adventure it went [ __ ] wild there for a while the [ __ ] [ __ ] pals were insane that was mad i was very impressed uh okay let's i'll talk to you soon all right cheers dude thanks for the stream all the vets have a good stream you too bye-bye bye-bye and i'm gone there we go guys thanks so much for the subs [ __ ] hell all of you and how to code dude you give way way too much jesus christ [ __ ] hell that that is way too much i'm blown away by then uh i owe you some hype trains i think i only gave you a level one so again we have to do the back to back hype trains my earphones get so stuck in this second i'm just gonna take off my hat and i'll just tie my hair back real quick there we go okay there you go i feel a bit better now you know i'll take off my bandana as well oh jesus okay we gotta do some height train noises what we're gonna do we're gonna double up on them um and we're gonna uh jesus my hair's all over the place it's just so much tied back you know and we're gonna double up on them so we're gonna do uh one through five and then one two five again you're getting an extra level one because i already did the level one before but um i'm gonna give it to you again just because i'm so amazed by your generosity so i'm gonna go one two three four five and then one two three four five but this is going to be [ __ ] loud if you don't know the story i make a train sound it's like we ow that's our train sound we all know this and it's going to get louder and louder and the last one's with this and level four is me screaming as loud as i can so honestly you're gonna want to turn down your volume you've been warned this is the disclaimer okay here it comes all right this is your warning see that that means it's common that is so loud it's ear piercing okay oh wait should i do it should i do it like one two three four five or like and then one two three four five again or one one two two three three four four five five which should i do which do you want me to do so back to back or double what do you want a back to back or double double would be like one one two two oh jesus christ let's see what what are we getting okay i you guys seem to want the okay you know what we did the other way before so we'll do it we'll go one one two two okay it's going to be interesting okay god this is going to kill my voice at the end okay here we go this is going to be loud get ready okay we are we are we are we are we are there's someone outside calling the cops right now thank you now that sounded much more stressful than before jesus christ [Laughter] all right i've left the squad stream now i wonder is there anyone still watching it in the squad stream just like or if they had me muted even they're watching rt and i'm just there screaming into a megaphone all right what we're gonna do is uh i'm not finished yet i like to when i do like streams of other people i'm aware i can't talk to you guys there's more as much i should say so um what i want to do is uh it's a me emily thank you for the cheer glad glad to hear that um oh my god that killed me we're gonna hop on war zone and then i can chat to you guys a bit more uh luna thank you very much for the sub there as well and guys thank you for all the subs and bits and donations throughout you're way too kind i just couldn't shout them all out um uh because there was so much going on and you know i don't be talking over people um christ almighty and i have to go thank you so much for all the stuff you gave way too much today and lord jim jim you have loads as well um and snipe snipe cheap you gave way too much as well vex thank you for the sub way too kind okay and let's swap it over to modern warfare if it will why is it not oh there it is okay how long has the stream been we're going for two and a half hours so far i play b zone yes that's what that's a better example cosmo thank you very much for the cheer there as well [Laughter] sorry to surprise you like that and zero kg thank you so much for five gifted subs as well [ __ ] hell and sniper sheep thank you for 1000 bits i'll give more if i want rina thank you for the bits there as well i'm glad you finished your paper congrats um zero thank you so much for those five gifted subs you're too kind all right let's uh no it's not origin i want it's battle.net sniper sheep thanks again for those bits you're too nice given way too much the stream um all right jumping on that max and war zone duo's he doesn't play warzone eric thank you for the sub plus we're gonna play forest i think we're planning on doing it tomorrow uh we were planning on doing it today but then our team was asking me to stream so i asked max would he mind uh going over to tomorrow and he was very he was very nice he said you know what kevin i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you and then he screamed and he was kicking [ __ ] over and all that but then he got over and he said okay hey career thank you for the gift itself rt the villain you see that he's getting jealous ortiz he wants what me and max have i really hope we can win this in a solo someone in chat is just like max wouldn't do that full stop you wouldn't take it back this is slander okay let's jump in we're being a [ __ ] pacifist and we'll get the job done at murphy thank you for the bits as well second days to die with the irish seven days to die sorry that's plenty of ways to mess with dan the villain good suggestion though thank you i am doing pacifist i want to win as a pacifist that's the goal i tried to join again for two hours and couldn't find you and see your thieves oh i'm sorry i want to check your resolution i thought i started it yesterday wait what the hell okay i did go way down i don't know this game seems to [ __ ] up for me a lot it case in point i changed it it immediately crashed thank you very much for the bits buy yourself some more vodka thank you very much i'll get a vodka your honor i'm totally out god that was rough drinking it right from the bottle i'm not used to drinking spirits straight anymore thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you for the cheer guessing with this game you're gonna need more money no i don't plenty we have plenty of money for everything we want to do winter night thank you very much for the donation max is part of pop out kevin's mama why am i always the mom is it because i'm so caring and i've got that maternal instinct this is a video this is the part where i'd be kicking the baby in the backyard bacon and vodka oh what a nice the bacon fund is full i haven't even gotten the bacon yet so it's still completely full how's kevin jr he's dirty and his neck is ripped he literally has a rip going across here kendrick thank you very much for the sub okay that does look better i don't know what happened to the game kill kevin jr i think he's already dead yeah from drop kicking him across the garden he got a big tear across here sophie thanks for the sub yeah he's gravely injured i'll show him to you the next day if i remember to take it off are you gonna play more fallout like any of them and actually that might be a fun thing to stream i've not thought about it but maybe some of the dlcs or something because i've not played some of the dlcs even the nuka-cola one then nuka-cola land or whatever i like i love fallout 4. i know a lot of people didn't but i really liked it um but i never did that dlc because at the time i was playing a lot of fallout 4 before the dlc came out and then when it came out i was like overwhelmed when i jumped back into it but that would be fun and i wouldn't have to concentrate too much i feel like four is easy to follow whereas if it was like the new vegas dlcs which are critically more well received it's like i i might not be able to follow as much though slippery jim thank you so much for the bits turg all other life on earth does that mean just hug everyone uh chunk northeast thank you for the bits as well yeah i definitely have to get something i i think i'm actually out of vodka so it's it's not really my biggest concern that's too loud that's too loud that's too loud okay that should be better at least i got it before they started shooting at me thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you for the cheer if you win around as a pacifist i'll what i'll i'll give a gift to the chat no you're too kind don't worry the gift will be the victory if we get it but thank you and jess pancake thank you for the bits as well charlie will hide good and we'll sneak good today also here's some cash just in case you need thank you yeah this is what we do if you missed yesterday jazz pancake thank you again for those bits um we play as turg and we do not use our weapons we're just trying to to be a good soul and trying to win this in the most peaceful way possible we're not going to attack anyone we came sixth yesterday it was so close it's all about sneaking oh it's quite intense though like you get pretty you're pretty overwhelmed all right it was quite funny as well like i don't think it's gonna be a recurring thing but we went to the gulag three times and two of them we won even though we were being a pacifist we didn't attack them at all we just played mind games and got the flag in the middle minty t thank you so much for the cheer and sniper sheep thank you for the five gifted subs you're way too nice dude you give way way too much also i i just a note as well i apologize if i call any um girls who donate or anything dude i tend to just call everyone dude sometimes um i i don't know why so i apologize on that max is pyo do you have a twitch channel he does indeed in fact the thing you just tagged is his twitch channel he's um he's going to be streaming the forest i think while we play it tomorrow well we plan on playing it tomorrow anyway as long as both our plans don't change i should be good to play tomorrow um so hopefully we'll get to do that but we can't do a squad stream because he's not partnered yet i don't even know what the requirements are for partner but i think it's quite strict nowadays because i've had a few friends trying to get partner and dave's it was tough all right pacifist run i don't know why i'm collecting guns i'll throw them from the rooftop make a statement you know that seems very dangerous all right the thing is i think we could do better as well like if this was a video i camp more and stuff uh danny darko thank you very much for the gifted sub there too but i don't really want to camp in a um jesus christ it's me thank you so much for the gifted songs you're too kind i i just don't really feel like just sitting there in a corner for most of it like i don't mind doing it a little bit but i like running around the place it's more fun and sarah ellie thank you so much for the gifted subs as well again you're way way too generous that can help also guys when i'm when i'm talking about you guys i got an update on the the cult robes as well that we're working on so i should be able to show you a design soon enough i think um simon thank you so much for the bits dude isn't everyone dude dude i think you might be right um i should be able to give you an update i think we're going with black uh angie thank you so much for the the bits there as well dude is gender neutral that's what i think as well but i i don't know i i can see why someone would need to correct you there as well so it's kind of a weird one i really thank you for the bits i am well thank you you're always so kind um i'm good i hope you're too uh what was it going to say um oh yeah i think we're going to go black with them with a hood on it so like a cult hood and then we'll have um i can hear a chest in here we'll uh we'll have the hood an embroidered thing that says jim's cult and then uh legally not a cult of underneath in brackets and then i'm gonna try and get those same ones in the sims as well and everyone's going to be wearing them i think that's the point where we've officially crossed the line like that's the part i'll get like some cease and desist letter or something but it's going to be so good so far so good in this game as well not run into anyone we crossed it before yeah we probably have already crossed the line but this is like enough to be put on some radar so i think uh celestials thank you so much for the sub there too and guys thanks a lot for all the subs and bits and donations and stuff that came in when i was sailing i really appreciate them i just apologize i can't acknowledge them as much um when i'm doing like a group stream with others because it's too much going on i'd end up not being able to hold the conversation if i kept doing it the line is fair distant by now the line is a dot winter night thank you so much for the donation there as well oh is this is it actually by a wikipedia oh i can't do that even though it's worth a lot of money and i'd like to uh get the money i don't want the violence and roger thank you so much for the donation there as well happy birthday i heard stop guilting me it's not my birthday i don't need everything in your account wait are these both that seems unnecessary weird building okay we need to dash across the street no i need money in game i should need to clarify every time c4 is good i think as uh like don't come near anything that's how we won one of the gulags we just threw it down he was too afraid to stand on it so i was able to capture the flag but like i wasn't gonna blow him up i'm a pacifist he was such an idiot not to call my bluff oh what's this heartbeat sensor that come in handy i'm that sounded close i'm just trying to collect enough money thank you thank you thank you thank you you need money for game no i need money in game thank you very much um what was i going to say to you i want to try and collect 10k in game to get the riot shield i want my loadout dropped then i'll have my perks that'll keep me off radars i'll have my riot shield to protect me uh miss lolita thank you so much for the bits i can't believe we're actually making like a culture open and for lupe thank you for the sub there as well what's a snapshot grenade whoa the hell was that is it like kind of a cluster or something thank you maxic thank you so much for the the bits and then the nice messages all right we're going to try and go to the top and i'll parachute somewhere parachuting had a lot of success abby thank you so much for the bits cult monthly dues oh god yeah we definitely crossed the line already who am i kidding nothing hey jenelle thank you so much for the sub there too i think there's someone down there i need more cash or let go maybe down there how's the circle looking thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you for the bits if you weren't taking the piss that would seem like such a boomer thing to do it's like i hope this helps in-game nadulu thanks for the bits maybe i should finish that i kind of want to do resident evil 2 because i think i'm lost in resident evil 7 i think it's it's been too long i don't know if i can jump in and play it now jesus christ kate asburg thank you so much for the donation i'm very drunk but you destroy god i hope i hope you this wasn't a drunk thought thank you very much oh christ i really hope you don't regret that though and charlie girl thank you for the bits as well i i guess most cult leaders do but not this one well i mean actually yes i do like technically i do but like i'm not i'm not telling you to do it is saying thank you thank you thank you thank you no that's not what i said but thank you i saw someone over that direction it's making me a little bit nervous but i'm going to try and make some distance i think these buildings are a good shout the smaller ones in the middle resident evil 2 is really good yeah i need to try it out oh you're too kind that's too many bits you've given enough now thank you very much though no cash here oh epic box got a bit tunnel vision there cosmic fame thank you so much for the bits yeah my micro transactions can be a bit much lower drop there that might be worth it even though i almost have enough to get my own maybe i should stay away from the danger thank you thank you jesus christ stop that's enough thank you very much though come on i need more progress towards hard to go thank you so much for the bits you ask i shall deliver you gave way too much already like article i saw you were gifting subs before i even came online i saw it when i was setting things up chunk thank you so much for the bits as well no that's not what i said at all it's like chinese whispers or something almost have enough sniper sheep thank you for the bits as well for effects sake i'm not sure if i said that one though i may have said that one but it's taken out of context i'll perfect sick all right that is enough thank you very much i do appreciate it though uh you've given enough you've given way too much oh [ __ ] hell all right there might be some crates in here at least oh my god it's your kg thank you for the bits i really appreciate the generosity thank you very much you're too kind oop not what i want to be not where i want to be even come on i just need a little more cash chunk thank you so much for the bits facts sake like no matter what i do i just come across like a horrible person yeah thank you so much for the bits there as well happy birthday love you i'm it's not my birthday but thank you for the birthday wishes i need more cash in game i literally i'm saying that on autopilot just to let you know what i'm doing and it's not intentional but now it just seems like it's intentional even though it's not oh come on has this been looted yes okay we have a hundred percent enough cash which means we can go get the loadout which is great because this one just drops and then facts off so i can get a shield really really quick half the lobby is dead we've been stealthing our way around and it's been going fantastic god i thought that was a gunshot for a second that was scary chunk thank you so much for the bits oh my god rough landing it's not my birthday that's why i didn't tell you all right we're good get rid of this gun i don't want it hard to call jesus christ thank you so much back off hello that was 10k oh dude that was way too generous thank you so much that is way way too much [ __ ] hell jfs thank you for the bits there as well it's not my birthday hard to call honestly you gave way too much in general like that alone is way too [ __ ] much and you already gave loads back in hell christ almighty that's way too much oh my god thank you though i do appreciate it christ almighty all right we're going to move in a bit i can't just camp out here zombie docker thank you for the donation this one i don't need money and it's not my birthday whoever is informing you lied to you did you get mixer oh i'm not drinking alcohol anymore i've got another can with me but i figured i wouldn't drink anymore eternal silver flame thank you so much for the bits no it's not what i need but thank you wait i've got an idea no that i'm totally visible just pancake thank you for the bits back in hell you really know how to kill someone don't you we need to get out of here and somewhere safer uh cheddar thank you so much for the sub as well no this this isn't a good enough hiding spot i don't know if i'll get more equipment from this i do okay great i'll take the dead silence kate has bern thank you so much for the bits truncatus does what she wants strong independent woman i respect that daydreamer thank you for the bits as well i love your accent would you be interested in voicing character in a movie i make this soon hell yes i've been trying to get into voice acting and i've i've said it to one of the agencies that i deal with for sponsors and stuff like that like if you've got anything going like i'll do it yeah vietnam thank you so much for the bits happy birthday mo yeah i'm working on them i love how we found a [ __ ] riot chill after all this i i i'm not i would say i'm working because it won't take me too long to do but i want a birthday cake emote chunk thank you so much for the bits i'm not being modest not being honest i wish you could double these up and grab two of them it'd be so good just be a little walking fortress mashed potato thank you so much for the sub yeah i i really want to do some voice acting but it's hard to get into anything um i should really try it a bit more the pun hit wonder thank you so much for the sub what kind of voice acting i think anything just like a small game or a little animated thing or something would be really fun um sophie daisy thank you so much for the i cheer it oh a pirate mode oh that would make sense too i really should make one of those i just realized i don't have a self revive so that might be worth trying to get to travis thank you so much for the the sub there as well effects sake i don't think there's any illusion oh [ __ ] oh god damn it i was so quick with my shield as well watch this jaded thank you so much for the bits i like flipped it on my back and turned around but it didn't work thank you so much jaden you're too kind god damn it i was thundering around there that was a [ __ ] jump scare because i wasn't even really looking at the screen snorzy thanks so much for the bits oh for [ __ ] sake all right we got a flash grenade so that's that's what we're gonna have to use to try and get the the flag okay here's my plan i'm gonna light myself on fire oh [ __ ] phoenix thank you so much for this song oh he saw me run by i thought that was my best plan like light that on fire so he'd think i'd have to be over this section but he just saw me run ah [ __ ] sake danny darko thank you so much for the bids that's a good plan i think all right let's try another one oh what was the plan yeah that was my plan try and pretend i'm throwing it at him to block him coming in here and then i'd run back out that way because like surely as another player you'd be like no one's gonna run through their own fire but that was the plan it just didn't work sam bird thank you so much for the bits hello maggie cheers from argentina jesus christ so far away must be a lovely country the old bait and switch yeah i i think i'm good at that kind of weird mind game [ __ ] in game so it kind of works for what i'm trying to do but it just didn't work that time um i i think it would have worked if he didn't happen to be looking in the direction he would have seen me regardless winter night thank you so much for the donation you had a pirate hat that would be a good idea um what i'm going to do is i'm going to run to the bathroom and then i'm going to jump back in so i'll be right back uh chunk thank you so much for the bits you're lying but thank you i'll be right back guys one second get yourself sorted will be deployed shortly enemy soldier incoming oh i'm back i'm back i'm back i'm back come back oh i just missed some bits what the hell uh feck what was it it's it's gone there's too many soups in the chat i missed it i'm sorry that i missed your alert practice time for the real i apologize i can't find it doesn't seem to be there it's so much soup you poured soup all over the chat and now it's broken roger thank you so much for the five bucks as well actually gave too much so the others should donate instead is that it no that's not what i meant all thank you so much for the bits as well i don't like ramen either i'm afraid i'm afraid i don't i still think downtown's our best bet so we're going to go downtown i'm gonna go pretty central the the starting seems to be going okay act thank you so much for the the donation there as well it took a painkiller but it didn't kill the pain on the inside oh no jesus that sounds so traumatic vax thank you so much for the bits as well no that's not what i'm doing oh god there's a lot of people coming in i gotta get to this roof fast i don't know if someone else is here or not grier thank you so much for the bids oh is that what the fund is for i see i see that's why you've been trying to give me bits and stuff it all makes sense now all right we're gonna work towards getting a um cop's gonna say casual pope no we're not gonna work towards getting a casual pull but casual pope thank you for the sub i think we're gonna work towards getting a load out but if we can find a loadout near we'll go get that instead and then buy a self revive instead i find all the good weapons when i'm playing as a [ __ ] pacifist chunk thank you for the bits this city seems very [ __ ] dangerous to be running around that might be good as a [ __ ] distraction if i need to get away we need a building bad stream what would i build though because i've been thinking about making a video on diy stuff and if i made a video i i might be interested in doing a diy stream i think i do a video first atomic thank you so much for the sub because i'm just more used to doing videos so i think it would be more comfortable to try and do something new first a bench i did want to build a bench to be fair someone parachuting in over there i really thank you so much for the bits more bits you said no i didn't actually you're mistaken nolan thank you which way do i get in here daydreamer thank you very much for the the bits there oh okay okay i see i see um and alessandra thank you so much for the five gifted subs [ __ ] hell you're too kind thank you oh god there's been people here it's scary do the video please i i think i will i just have to decide what to make and how i'd go about doing it build a coffin oh my god i'll be [ __ ] dark oh bazooka oh no i'm going to be so slow john donation making fun of us from yesterday with the john donations that confused everyone including myself sneaky sneaky chunk thank you so much for the bits again no that's not what i said you must be confused are you giving too much already dude thank you very much that can help i'm not having too much luck this game in terms of looting like i found great weapons but that's not what i need oh my god that's a shitty chest chunk thank you again it'll be like a threat just in the background of the stream i can like combine it with some normal streaming stuff like have leds all over it and [ __ ] like that said pretzel thanks so much for the bits which way now i i've got a decent amount if i can get to a shop it might be worth just getting a self-revive catch and thank you for the bits as well um i think there'll be a limited edition because uh i'm gonna have to buy them all in bulk and then sell them so i can't really buy a huge amount um of them so they'll probably be relatively small i'm not sure on numbers yet but uh i'd rather be on the safe side because that stuff gets pretty freaking expensive to to buy in bulk unfortunately um but yeah it will we'll figure it out um how many will you buy i'm not sure yet because i have to figure out how much it'll even cost me first my my merch guys are working on it the people i that do my march call me jewel thank you for the donation as well happy birthday it's not my birthday when will the next twitch sings be i'm not sure i'd like to do one again soon i really enjoy them the only thing i worry about on twitch sings is jazz pancake thank you for the bits as well thank you for the nice message too um oh [ __ ] why is this car here um i only worry that you'll get sick of twitch things because of doing the same songs over and over again zero kg thank you so much for the thousand pits there's well [ __ ] hell it's the only way for the robes no don't worry the ropes are happening regardless i don't know how to get out of here rigid rolls thank you so much for the donation too but yeah we'll figure out an amount and stuff uh you guys will be the first to know anyway because i'm keeping okay jesus christ i'm keeping you guys updated more than anyone um chunk thank you for the bits as well no so hold on to your bits because i can't do anything i can't go to my merch guys and say that that you've given bits they won't allow it so just uh hang on to your bits and then you can use the effects sake i'm being tracked ribs thank you so much for the sub oh where the [ __ ] are they going to be i i'm not going to be able to outrun them i'm going to head to that building um but yeah hold on to them so you can get you can get the robes instead it's a great idea i want to get up in a building that's where i feel most safe when i bounties after me because i can jump off the roof if i have to but i don't know if i can actually get up here or not oh gas mask that's handy where's the ladder i know there's a ladder oh there it is i need to get out of here arch thanks thank you so much for the donation they reopened supermax did they i'm not really fully in the loop of what's opening in ireland or not like i know they've relaxed restrictions now but i don't know what's actually open or not nevi thank you so much for the bits as well give away bits you said it it's as if everyone in my audience is a pensioner and they're like you said give bits did you oh catty thank you so much for the donation vodka or jaeger after the wrong oh god i don't know sword adorably thank you for ten gifted subs [ __ ] hell you're always way way too generous way too generous in regards to drink i don't mix anything with rum i don't think it's a good idea with rum chunk thank you for the bits as well no that's not what i said so adorably thank you again for those those bits here are those subs even sorry i'm all over the place now that is way too generous thank you okay i know i'm still being haunted but here i am yes at least it's a bit of protection to run away with as well daydreamer thank you so much for the bids ah okay uh i have a uh whatchamacallit i have a business email it's on my twitter so you can reach out there uh yeah thank you so much for the cheer i mean if you painted his eyes like that he can't really help it don't blame him jaded sapphire thank you so much for the the bits there as well oh did i did i stop right before the end i like that game so much as well that's the thing what if i just stayed here and if someone comes up i just do that and they go they go away again right l4 thank you so much for the donation there i'm not telling people not to donate or not give bits i'm just saying i'm not encouraging you either if you want to you can't okay but you don't don't feel you have to is what i'm saying chunk thank you very much for the bits i'll perfect sick thank you very much we're gonna dive down in the shop if we can i don't see anyone down there this probably isn't the best idea just [ __ ] standing here but oh well oh christ almighty is social and thank you so much for the the gifted subs oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] run away run away run away run away oh no oh no oh no no no no no no no cable not a news go go go go go go go go oh my [ __ ] god jesus christ he was staying in use because of my armor so [ __ ] thank you so much for those gifted subs back in hell oh man which way is the roof which is the roof it's out this way isn't it joshua duffy thank you so much for the cheer you can have your family back they're free to go oh [ __ ] this is awful this is [ __ ] horrible okay let's take a look take a look i need to get out of here i think i'll be better off down here rather than going here daika kali thank you so much for the bits as well like you can do whatever you want i'm saying um i'm not sure where to go i could try and get here but there's no torah i thank you so much for the bits as well i'm going to try and get up here i think i'm not sure maybe actually there yeah i'm going to try and go that way i just want to stay out of the really busy areas if i can nevi thank you so much for the bits and simply saying more in all caps okay please don't shoot me out of the sky trunk pay you for the bits again oh there's another person right there i really don't like this i don't like this at all here's another store how did i see this one a while ago i must not have been zoomed in enough denikel thank you for the gifted sub there too sell for five perfect oh i can get a uav too i thought i heard movement i'm running i'm running [ __ ] hell i don't feel safe at all danical thank you so much for the gifted sub this feels [ __ ] horrible this is like a [ __ ] horror movie jillian thank you so much for the donation and the kind message as well thank you so much and christ almighty the cyberstone thank you for the five gifted subs too this is like a [ __ ] horror movie isn't it this is ridiculous oh cyberstone thank you so much for those way too kind the cash makes me feel a bit better because no one wouldn't pick up the cash cloud thank you very much for the the sub there as well okay i feel a little bit better that this is empty something over here i have to get a move on though identical thank you for the multiple gifted subs [ __ ] hell oh that's locked 44 people left i'm feeling pretty good about this but i gotta get more central the problem is the central areas are very very busy new games thank you for the sub as well train station or whatever this place is i think train station i gotta do it i don't like it but i gotta do it wait i'll do dead silence i really thank you so much for the cheer as well more bits for the kevin thank you very much all right i'm feeling pretty good about this this feels safer than i thought it would bring thank you so much for the bits thank you for the kind words too okay i gotta get over there and dd thank you so much for the the bits oh i like limerick how's it going up there thank you very much for the bids i've been delivering a limerick a few times i'm going to try this way denikel thank you so much for the gifted subs yeah this community is very supportive navy thank you so much for the bits again even more effect in hell all right keep moving i gotta get in further before people catch up to me aiden thank you so much for the 20 bucks as well thank you very much i will get a bottle of vodka with with that in the bits from earlier i appreciate it it'll keep me sane i'm just being careful not to drink too much danical thank you for the gifted subs again i feel so at risk right now like really really at risk just feels way too open here i don't like being open breezy thanks so much for the sub i'm gonna try and get some more distance by air it just feels safer i don't know if it is or not i just cover a lot more ground artists thank you very much for the bits don't go fast don't get cash okay let's keep going we can do this a chunk thank you so much for the pits i feel great already okay there's no need to try and make me feel better i think if we got in like here right there it would be dangerous but i think it would be a good shout out danikel thank you so much for those gifted subs multiple gifted subs today thank you so much you're always too generous i don't like this maybe i should stay on the edge there we go we're going to take a bit of a breather turkey steady thank you so much for the donation no that's not what i said all right we're going to chill for a little bit because i i think moving in might be suicide chibs thank you very much for the bits as well no that's not what i said i didn't say that did i back in hell the cyber stone shirt 600 thank you so much no i didn't what the hell i didn't what was the exact quote because that is out of context so jan thank you very much for the gift it's [ __ ] hell i'm just a horrible person i guess i don't know roll the clip oh jesus christ what did i say chong nordisk thank you very much for the bits wait no i think i was the quote was i love money no i think i think i was reading the the bits donation choke norris hang for the gifted sub as well i was reading the bit the donation then i it they said that i heard cash makes you feel better and then i said uh alessandra thank you for the [ __ ] sake and then i said something along the lines of oh jesus there's a truck coming that like but i feel great so you don't have to donate or something like that i don't know oh [ __ ] it's your boy sam thanks for the gift itself there's someone literally right next to me did you hear that i'm so loud i think he's still there greer thank you very much for the gift sub hey kev ever win a solo no i haven't i've won a good few team games but not solo um i i've not played that many either though like i think this is my sixth pacifist game and i've played more pacifists that i have normal now chong nor this thank you so much for the pits oh he's right there he is right there casual pope thanks for the donation oh thank you's right there he's not moving [ __ ] i can hear him he's doing something oh no he's right there he's right next to me i can hear him breathing my heart is in my throat right now and i've never been so afraid we have to move oh christ oh christ oh christ this ain't good he was literally on top of me i could hear him i'm trying to save my uav for the very end if i need it so sorry thank you so much for the bits is that what i said okay well you see that makes it sound a little bit better rather than just i love money cosmic thank you very much for the bits as well okay okay well at least you're like hinting that i might have meant something else but you're like no that couldn't be it though oh [ __ ] hell he was so close to me that was scary phoenix thank you so much for the donation i'm not feeling i'm not feeling bad don't worry i didn't have enough to have that much of an effect on me okay i could grab another uav i really thank you so much for the bits quoting me like that streamer that was saying that oh my god that was an awful clip chunk thank you so much for the the further bits i want to try and creep in as the circle goes in but someone's in this village with me i think i'm going to uav nothing there's someone here though they're using cold blooded you don't want to get too cocky when you got a uav out because especially as the game goes on there tends to be more and more this crate here so that might mean it's safe um there tends to be more and more people with cold blooded on sneaky beaky thanks so much for the the bits there as well is kevin begging for bacon money again i sounded like a whole stereotypical loser going online begging for bacon money come on move in 15 people left gulag closed i gotta i think i'll head back this way try and get closer into the edge if someone sees me running they're just going to be like what the [ __ ] is that guy doing running through the swamps with a riot shield okay come on guys you i need your support for this i need you to stop bullying me for like five minutes okay just because i like bacon there's no excuse to pick on me all right we gotta head in further there's gonna be people hiding in here i'm gonna try and skirt the edge of the circle as much as i can [ __ ] that's not what i want to hear okay now we move i just don't want to be caught in between like the circle and people on the edge chump thank you so much for the bits and the bacon emote wherever you got that from okay circle's moving and that means i'm moving too i'm trying to stick to the edge here just skirting around skirting around low key thank you so much for the sub oh [ __ ] this isn't good there's a dead body like literally right on top of me there's gonna be someone in that building don't attack me honestly i'm not worth your time just keep doing what you're doing i am no threat muffin media thank you so much for the bit or the the donation nine enemies nine enemies folks i apologize if i miss any alerts it's about to get pretty intense all right maybe i can get in there oh this is getting a bit much top ten top ten what what the [ __ ] what no no no no the game crashed i'm so sad i'm so disappointed we were in the top ten we had our uav we had a self-revive we had a riot shield oh my god why this is karma for me begging for bacon money on stream i deserve this oh [ __ ] sake all right we're going to try one more because i'm so [ __ ] disappointed with that we can't go out on that that was going to be my last one but [ __ ] it all chunk thank you so much for the bits oh that's sad i'm so disappointed jesus christ thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you for gifting 50 gift subs [ __ ] hell thank you so much that is way too much you've already given loads on this stream [ __ ] hell thank you and sniper sheep thank you for the bit you don't need to give me money don't worry i'm fine i'm just happy you're here okay just stick with me and we'll get this win then i'll be happy oh [ __ ] hell check swords thanks for the sub thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you so much for those gift subs you're way too kind that was way too much honestly [ __ ] hell the generosity today is insane like always i guess laser gamer thank you so much for the cheer there as well um for some reason this isn't showing can i display my okay my screen capture's working today it wasn't working yesterday thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you for the cheer best pacifist i've ever met it's just a shame that i crash it's like i i would rather just in game died just to clarify since i need to be so specific it's me emily thank you for the donation thank you um but it's just so sad when you get that close that it was so difficult to get there that it was just a crash jen thank you for the sub there as well warzone broken yeah warzone's a bit buggy recently i've noticed jen thanks for that sub as well what do you do if it's a 1v1 in the end um we haven't got that fairy and we haven't thought about it chunk nordis thank you so much for the cheer i was about to say um i'd rather have died but i was like i need to be more specific a kimball thanks for the sub if the money thing is being taken out of context that would be too they they patched and said fixed and now it's worse than before oh no nano repair thank you so much for the bits as well is it lagging a bit oh my god are you serious the game hates us today doesn't it second there's a smack him into the ground out of frustration the game couldn't handle your passivism thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you for those bits all right we good now or is it just gonna go i did this yesterday as well i just had to restart all right restart it is oh it hates us today muffin thank you so much for the donation i've been to hamburg before i really liked it but thank you thank you for the offer and thank you for the donations all sorry i missed your previous one it got a bit heated and it was it was hard and trunk thank you for the further bits as well for sake um what was i saying earlier oh god sorry you can hear double me a second i open my stream uh jeters thank you very much for the the bits have some condolences thank you all right this is it artemis thank you so much for the cheer oh jesus dab us man thank you for the the good luck enjoy your evening or a day or whatever time zone you're in oh god it gets really intense when there's people on you like when i was getting shot at there at the end and trying to run off the cover or like even when i was on the bus and i could hear him like right next to me oh it gets stressful we gotta have faith guys we really gotta have faith we just gotta believe in ourselves thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you for the cheer did your giveaway end i'm ending it tonight so i should be uh contacting the person and um uh oh really thank you for the bits there as well i heard you like orchard thief i do indeed um yeah i'll be contacting the person and if they respond then i'll let people know publicly on twitter who won just in case i contact someone and um chunk thank you for the the bits complimenting someone else's name in there um what was i gonna say oh yeah just in case they don't respond or something i'll give them like two days and if they haven't then i'll probably have to give it to someone else um the 1v1 i haven't got that far ahead yet i haven't thought about it but my idea is to just wait it out make them panic by running at them and make them run into the gas uh philip thank you for the donation let's try race with ryan on steam pay for the donation i'll look it up um and hopefully i'll have a gas mask or something to keep me alive a bit longer all right this this person's angry they're trying to [ __ ] kill people they don't deserve it there we go spawning is turric now there we go this is turg more pacifist orientated you should make another comedy night vid i love making the comedy night videos and i i love putting them together more than i love making them i think because the game is hard to record it's brilliant if you get a good room but it's very hard to record because not many people play it and a lot of people on that game know of me because i've done a lot of videos on it and it's small community peanut butter princess thank you for the bits thank you i'm sure that'll take down activision um what was it gonna say uh yeah if one person in the room knows this is you it's it's game over like it's it's just not fun anymore uh because people give it away uh we're sharing on birthday oh that's great thank you very much for those bits a voice changer doesn't work unfortunately they almost figure it out anyway i've tried doing voice changes before radger thank you so much for the donation uh will we ever know what happened between you utorrent and girl on duty and nothing happened eutoric and girl on duty are people i played with a long long time ago we made like a minecraft series together when i first did youtube like in 2010 or whatever soft baby thank you so much for the donation there as well um but we just kind of lost touch really we stopped playing games all of us and we just kind of lost touch um we all had very different things going on um where am i going to i think i'm still going to go downtown it's working out good like i think the start is fine but regardless we die at the start this will have to be my um my last one i'm afraid because it is getting quite late um but i think the downtown is a good a good shout alessandra thank you so much for the cheer the love of money by the och oh i see i was like i don't recognize that song then i just realized what you were saying we'll have to get that out of this is it abbott the one that goes like money money money it's so funny in a rich man's world oh okay probably for the best i heard someone up there please don't shoot at me that works i think we're okay don't know why i'm collecting no my primary objective is to spare them all to just be present that is my primary objective yes great good a very specific loot i just want to be able to go to the shop and i need armor plates uh specials would do as well like tactical grenades and stuff like that that works that is abba yes [Music] okay i'm trying to think what might be the best thing i think honestly buying a loadout is a bad idea because i feel like we need the gas mask and the self-revive if possible so i think we should aim for those and then when a loadout pops up oh effect there's someone right there run away uh when a loadout pops up on the map we should just go directly for it no fear you know well fear but like we'll just push past it there we go more cash at the cyber stone thank you so much for the gifted sub there too god what is that that sounds vicious it's a helicopter or something medical syringe that could come in handy are they good like this medical syringes in the end like if the gas is killing you can you medical syringe and put your health back up full because if so i think that's a good shout trace fighter thank you so much for the sub as well too kind okay okay it's worth visiting a shop now if we run into one you can okay good good good i think that's a good plan then i feel much more exposed without my shield is the only thing but how do you get in here what if anyone saw me they'd just be like what the hell is he doing how are you supposed to get in can you jump in the back oh you can okay i was wondering i was like this is a [ __ ] bait what is your favorite liquid i don't know i've never even asked that question before um i would have to say water or whiskey one or the other or vodka it's a close one that's a tough question okay give me easier questions give me soft balls like what is your least favorite super easy question okay i'm liking this lots of crates around oh a drone might be handy before i move out somewhere oh no that door's open quietly leave this thank you so much for the sub my favorite liquid is cat oh you you do you that's that's awesome okay i'm gonna try and run to that one i don't need this there we go hard to go thank you so much for the cheer oh yes good idea that does make sense hmm i don't want to use it but i think i thought i heard something might come in handy cosmic fame thank you very much for the cheer waters but flavorless soup well then you could say soup is flavored water and if you go into a restaurant say i'll have the flavored water and then they bring out soup i don't think you'd be very happy i think i just need a little bit more i'm not sure on the prices uh we're almost enough though here's something in here and we're slowly making our way to the shop oh the grenade i don't know what that snapshot is it's not worth replacing my stim with though oh my god sniper sheep thank you so much for the gifted subs i heard the stars of the super dab and i was like what the hell is that i was like someone's in there powering up or something it's not very cheap thank you very much for that oh that scared me though i'd say if you were looking at me you would have even seen the panic in my eyes thinking what the [ __ ] is that okay fantastic oh that is a good purchase uav self-revive and a gas mask that's good now we just need the shield and honestly like even if i got a shield i kind of need the loadout drop because i need the perks from the kit you get in there which like keeps me off the radar ah that just goes back on itself all right it's time to start heading in a bit just hope no one sees me oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh i was about to return fire but i can't oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i'm just hoping he doesn't have the bravery to just run at me because he'll assume i'm waiting like setting up a trap or something okay all right a little bit better a decoy nade oh [ __ ] that's not what i need you're so fast on iron i know you run so freaking quick i just closed the door and immediately slammed it open again i don't like this building it's freaking me out gonna lie down a bit i need to lie down for a second target speed god damn i guess pretty freaking scary just hide using claymores but what if i accidentally killed someone i'd never be able to sleep at night uh wolfsbane you've donated twice and it hasn't shown up on the stream i'm sorry about that uh thank you very much for the donations if they're below i think five dollars they don't show up i should have that below the donation banner do i not have that did i load that drop if i forgot to include that i'm so sorry but thank you for the donation wolf spain i appreciate it you've got to be [ __ ] me he landed right next to me but did he see me oh my god his vision relies on movement back in hell there goes one but that's not the second guy oh my god jesus christ just crawl away just crawl away jillian thank you so much for the bits crispy bacon crispy um what was it going to say i'm so sorry though if it doesn't say that on there i need to fix that i apologize it did say it before but i re i recently restructured my banners and i must have forgotten to include it i don't know if they're still there or not i'm thinking about cracking my uav i need that loadout it's so close but it feels so fair this is too stressful i agree it's [ __ ] stressful here we go here we go no turning back now you run away i don't know if i like that that door was closed okay this one's open good jesus christ it's so stressful it's way more stressful than a normal game say i'm gonna have to do a long run i think the best course of action now would be look for the tallest building around me and i think it's that one so that i can jump off it i know there's people skulking about is the only problem that one's pretty tall too i don't know if that one's in the circle actually may not be jesus christ yeah it's not in there i don't think okay i got i guess i gotta go up this one i don't have a good feeling about this one i really don't it's [ __ ] cursed i can sense it you know like i have nothing to suggest someone's in there but i really feel like i should go with my god and not go inside wait i can hear a crate in here but i think this is a separate building is it wait hold up hold up hold up well spain thank you so much oh sorry it was so close i apologize but thank you very much for the donation wolf spain i apologize for the confusion trust the god now we're going i'm not going to trust my god all my god wants is bacon he's selfish always looking out for himself i think i can hear a crate molluscu thank you for the donation it feels like a horror game you just can't calm down i know the feeling trust me i feel like i'm in the [ __ ] horror game i'm afraid i'll jump off if i try to involve that and this thank you so much for the cheer you're too kind that's very generous of you did silence no you know what i think i'll use my drone before i go off here chunk thank you so much for the the pizza as well i heard bacon i'm never speaking about bacon again i've just decided okay great we're in a really good position like in terms of what we have now we have everything we need now we just need to get there messy thank you so much for the sub let's see where the circle brings us just in case something snipes me i should have this out what the [ __ ] was that just fire did i hear footstep like right next to me what was that i would just put down my glass so i didn't hear it clearly are you planning to do more of the wolf among us and the second season confirmed that might be something i might stream chunk thank you very much for the bits as well that was your class no i heard something in here all right where are we headed j thank you so much for the sub where are we headed okay not too fair i can head over here all right yeah i think i can do that fluffy laser wolf thank you for the sun you're too kind i obviously hang out in chat as well i appreciate it even with the chunky riot shield he's good not quite good enough for that one 100 someone's gonna come to this building i don't think this one's a good idea it's right on the main street i see someone yeah they're aiming at me you see that clint laser thank you very much for the sun this isn't a [ __ ] good sign the dead body oh jesus i don't know i'm looking for a place to lay low for a bit [ __ ] squid thank you for the sub he's right on top of me this has been the roughest one yet and people are all over me i gotta let them get ahead of me again i think i'm glad you guys are stressed as me this i have to lay low though i just gotta camp for this section and just play it cool they're just to my right i can hear them they're right behind here you won't seem as anxious as me oh [ __ ] okay i think he took off running that sounded like it was heading away 33 people left yeah like max said in chat kevin is doing a pacifist run in case you're confused yeah just to kiss someone's watching like the [ __ ] is wrong with this guy circle's getting smaller it starts to get real once it gets to this level god damn i i don't know i really like streaming it's very very fun just having the chat like playing along with you and socializing with you while you play is very fun kevin you still have the cex store in douglas no i don't i'm not involved with cex at all anymore it was a gaming store i ran and um i had to get rid of it because i got in a car accident and i wasn't able to work there anymore four days thank you very much for the sub and then it ended up it's a long story someone someone's care was started smoking when they were on the street and to get help they drove in to the shopping center up the corkscrew packed the car went down into the shopping center said hey my car's on fire and then they were like what and then their car exploded and it got it lit loads of other cars on fire and the whole shopping center had to be evacuated and the steel beams and the the um the the taramac inside there actually like melted and went and sagged they were structurally like compromised in in the multi-story car park that is above the shopping center so they had to close the entire shopping center it's totally closed now since then it's been a long time and uh of course after that you have this whole pandemic so i feel like there's another alternate universe where kevin is in that world and is very very sad i'm very fortunate worked out but uh i just had to think like for that woman that caused that i even said it on the day when someone said it to me they read it on their phone i was like jesus christ talk about a rough day imagine going home and being like oh rough day at work and it's like i'm sorry to hear that yeah i accidentally uh terrorist bombed the shopping center so i i didn't have such a good day either it's like jesus christ that must be such a weird thing to experience in your life you literally melted a shopping center it is mad though totally insane what happened uh it's craziness but luckily no one was hurt so i i just hope the business is in there okay because it was a very locally shopping center there they weren't like a big chains or anything and they're like they had tesco in there marx and spencer and beyond that we were probably the biggest chain in there and that's saying something let's see x so i like it really wasn't a big thing where it's like you know i'm a massive corporation who are like that's fine there's a person right there in front of me do you see him by the tree he's literally on front of me [Laughter] oh my god oh that's so funny uh yeah no that's actually what happened by the way that wasn't uh that wasn't me trolling that is literally what happened to the shopping center i'm gonna get down low that guy jesus christ oh [ __ ] he's gone down low too oh [ __ ] he's crossing over there we go i just like to spot him so i can see where he goes for the next few seconds hell i like how i'm doing a pacifist run trying to stay stealthy and then my guy's like contact as he's running through the field yeah i'm not even lying about that shopping center thing you can look it up look it up uh cork shopping center fire or something like that that'll bring it up yeah no one got hurt luckily i i just hope the businesses were okay i mean they all had insurance right you i would hope jesus christ so um it uh hopefully will be all right for them do likes closed gang i'm afraid moving closer in case this dude is here the only time that being a pacifist isn't an option kevin b is a pacifist yes exactly i just have to play your games wrong don't die see it's real you all doubted me you think i'm lying and the thing is i wasn't even there at the time but i rushed in and i like got some of the businesses on my shoulder and i ran out of the shop with them and i was like yo tesco you won't die on my watch is what i said that guy's right there still wait oh that's not a guy thank god i went to ping it it's just a weird shadow yeah so i had like 15 17 businesses like on my shoulders carrying them all and then tesco was like kevin you're so strong and then they were like what what were those gunshots and i was like oh no those were just these guns and then everyone clapped i feel at risk i'm not going to lie i feel like in a lot of danger because this guy is doing the same strategy as me he's like skirting the circle and moving in oh [ __ ] sake [Laughter] oh this circle's coming dude there's someone behind him shoot him shoot him he's the one with the gun just [ __ ] run dude we're in this together oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this in no no oh he's finishing him off oh [ __ ] hell they've called an airstrike on me [ __ ] hell jesus christ gang no hold on no don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me i can sell for five [ __ ] oh god damn it i'm like thanks for the solvent dude did you see those [ __ ] plays though like that was insane the effort i went through to stay alive there literally blocking bullets either side hitting him into his own fire oh man jesus christ that was so good caboose thank you for the sub when what did i come there was it sixth [ __ ] hell so close we almost had it oh that was still like so cool those eighth okay okay eighth it is dude i'm getting really invested in this like i want to win and i'm recording all these as well so i'm like if we can eventually get it it can be like war zone but i'm a pacifist and then eventually it can be all these clips jazz pancake thank you so much for the bits thank you um but we can put in all these cool clips and then at the end have the actual win you know oh one more round no i can't it's really late unfortunately otherwise i would ah how would you win i want to get to the end and then i'll just outlast them i think like with those mind games like i did at the end there i can make people panic and i can get them into the gas and i'll have my gas mask on uh so i'm the stims so i'm hoping that that's how i'm gonna win that's the plan it's going to be hard though i think it's going to take a while but i think i can do it um but guys thank you so much for all the support honestly the support today has been freaking insane like you're you're always too kind but jesus christ you're you're way too nice um all right what what i'm gonna do jazz pancake thank you for the five gifted subs there at the end as well just to close it off really appreciate that you've been too kind throughout um way too kind all right what um where where are we gonna go chunk thank you so much for the bits there as well oh i've seen that account yeah i think i've included them in a video actually um okay we've got a pretty cool um stream here we've got some singing going on and they're raising money for a covid 19 response so that is uh that is a very worthy cause i think we're going to rate them uh papia thank you so much for the bits as well i i congratulations and i'm glad you enjoyed because we'll be back again tomorrow i think me and max are planning on playing the forest usually around eight to nine p.m is when i hop on seven to nine is the big window but it tends to be more later in the evening nowadays um but i've just been enjoying streaming so much thank you for the support thank you for all the bits the the donations the gift subs the subs and just the support in the chat you guys are [ __ ] overwhelmingly a nice city it is crazy um but i really appreciate it uh i hope to see you tomorrow if you missed it you can click on the youtube banner below my stream to go check out my video that i posted today it's not doing too well but i think it's a funny one i think it's worth checking out okay thank you very much for the bits as well you know it's stressing me out well i appreciate your generosity throughout uh we're gonna raid now so here here's the raid i it would be great if you joined along arctic wolf thank you for the sub and you can join our community over on their channel and they're doing some nice things over there uh i gotta do another charity stream soon as well um but yeah peace out folks thank you for joining me i'll see you the next day thank you again bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye connected

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Length: 235min 57sec (14157 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 25 2020