Bitlife | 2021-07-01

huh hello can you hear me people are saying rip so i guess not oh hello good to see you how are you everyone jesus lots of support coming in as always before i even arrive you're just having a great time lord of the fox thank you for the five subs earlier uh ellis thank you for the two subs right kendra summer breeze lonnie julia ellis and marmalan thank you so much for the 10 subs that is very kind of you thank you so much for the support uh becky rana mr zeaple lily fioli thank you very much everyone it's good to see you i know i'm on time as heck right pretty nuts to be fair i'm usually pretty on time it's just people give me if i'm even 30 seconds late so i have a reputation for being late when i think the latest i've been streaming like the past two or three months other than like hospital visits and such was like two minutes like on a regular day that's like the latest i've been eve rizzola thank you very much for the subs there as well you're very kind but anyway enough about me how are you doing everyone it's good to see you here i'm i feel out of frame i feel very low he's towering over me up there because well i've got um i was five minutes late once [Laughter] what was he gonna say he's towering over me but i haven't set up for the next um the next scene the in-game stuff i was trying to figure out the best format for um effect allergies i know oh allergy season's been bad here i don't know how that works like is it country wide or like just our locale or what but jesus even brutal like even i went downstairs a while ago just to be like hey i might take a little a little sit down downstairs you know just stare at the walls like different walls because i'm usually staring at these and even then my allergies got pretty bad how to vote we haven't even started yet i'll let you know don't worry you will have your say this is going to be an interesting one i don't know why i really have headphones on this is uh is this needed probably not right i feel naked without them though i guess i don't need them right i feel weird is this weird are we ready for this nick thank you very much for the five subs very very kindly thank you so much really appreciate that uh undid gore heart rate the drunken irish katie congrats on the second dose i'm getting mine this time next week so hopefully uh hopefully that i'll be able to stream this time next week um okay i hope you're feeling all right um side effects got you a bit i hope you're better now lonnie thank you for the bits as well we're going to end up giving you a lifelong complex about me being on time to things to be fair i'm pretty punctual normally anyway so kind of already had it luckily enough leon music thank you for the sub appreciate that vampire heart sky bo snow keith dragon marriage x uh local ghost jacob i'm just bored lotus uh creamy uh a rat named mr brongi lord pancreas error uh silvera zay thanks for the bits i hope your foot's okay sounds sore meet stiletto also sounds sore thank you for the gifted sub louis copeland sloth uh mallory kyle marion chill zone jazzer uh me named malcolm denko [Music] nuclear toast darwina nick alien spit queen ozzy lexi aikido giraffe ash and telexa thank you for the subs welcome everyone please do more sims 2 videos oh don't worry i'm i'm pretty addicted to the sims 2 so i'm pretty sure that's a certainty and i already have the next two episodes planned the next one's going to be possibly the darkest thing i've ever done in the sims i think so it's going to be an interesting one i'm already looking forward to playing it i actually had that idea before the cat idea but i was like i don't think i can follow the next one with cats this one is much worse so i have to do the cats first it made more sense john doe nightly roadkill local ghost romelli clowers thank you very much you called me chad and thank you for the three subs as well very very kind yet locally ghost enjoy work as much as you can anyway yeah he was just like oh no what's gonna happen what could it be tony baloney pepperoni thank you very much for the 25 suberonis that's very very kind of here i always love the name it just rolls off the tongue tony baloney pepperoni i thank you so much for that honestly you're always very supportive i very much appreciate it thank you thank you very much uh sierra sky case romelli thank you very much you're very kind folks i really appreciate it thank you so much i'm glad you're um you're hyped about the sims 2 though because it's weird i was even talking to someone about it and it was like it's weird that you can do sims 2 and people actually enjoy it giving it so old but i was like i think it's just the quirkiness of it like the sims 2 is bizarre like everything about it my guy is obsessed with grilled cheese his life goal is to eat grilled cheese i got impregnated with alien babies and my cats work full-time jobs like the wackiness of it just can't be matched sky blue romelu lockhart ashay earth maggie m dog pancake emma tony baloney pepperoni thank you for the stop as yourself as well the seven months and ian thank you very much for the five subs that is very very kind of you thank you very much friendly denik thank you very much for the sub you are very friendly i appreciate it uh we'll get started in about two minutes i'm just giving people a chance to to join i don't do like uh starting soon i don't do like a countdown starting soon uh screen so so i i usually just come on and chat to people give people a few shout outs i literally read it as i was saying uh i'd rather come on and just talk while we stare rather than just waiting on a countdown we'd all just be sitting there [Music] roku amber ralph thank you for the bits and congratulations on your bachelor's degree jesus christ i didn't even make it through secondary school you're doing well jesus thank you for the kind words as well best of luck with everything uh betty the kids in my basement thank you both for the subs cheerios thank you for the five subs very very kind uh guardian angel mike dr grimmie triage magic uh deeply british britannica missed as some hurt guardie uh aflacon evie tanker thank you very much for the subs case thank you for the two subs and lilac thank you so much for the five subs you're very very kind thank you very much everyone um i appreciate it i'm gonna do a tweet now and i think we'll be good to go in about a minute excited exciting times you play a bit like five hours every day well hopefully you can help me then because my people my people are um they don't have the best luck they're pretty unlucky so i need someone's guidance but mainly your luck as i feel like my choices have been pretty good uh how to heart flannel socks leah the king saro giddy ko alara and becky dodd thank you very much for the the 10 months as well jesus christ and cherry thank you for the 10 months jesus within seconds of each other and that's a coinkydink um great for jesus he's fallen grief for jesus dwight sage thank you for the two subs and dance thank you so much for the five subs you're both very kind thank you very much i appreciate it very very kind all right shall we get started i think we're kind of good to go uh yeah that is a ton of subs thank you very much for the kindness everyone you're very very kind i think um i think we're good to go uh dying cloth ollie gaming chrysler thank you very much okay what i'm gonna do um i'm gonna do the same thing as uh last time um for the stream just so because i feel like i'm struggling to multitask more and more so what i want to do is um i want to thank everyone like at the at the start like we were just doing everyone's super kind super appreciated speaking of which kaza kate and minnie rose eve thank you very much captain court and spacek and thank you so much for the 10 subs as i was saying very very kind i appreciate it very nice of you um but what i'm going to start doing for a bit anyway is trying to thank everyone and then we do the game stuff and we'll be playing game for like an hour and a half or two hours whatever it might be during the stream and then at the end of the stream i'll thank everyone that i've missed um i think it makes a bit more sense uh jesus christ becky dodd thank you so much for that thank you very much thank you for the 20 subs very kind space game thank you again for the 10 but i think that kind of works because then it won't be me like looking at the polls looking at the game looking at the chat looking at the notifications trying to play the game as well and it's just you know my brain i've got two brain cells up there so they're struggling they can only cooperate so much uh emma alimba saturn arizona shady 69 uh alien boy creations real electric gamer deanna thank you very much becky thank you so much again for that and demon houser thank you for the bits okay so i've marked that uh jenny chris thank you as well very kind of you i've marked that we're going to go over to the game and i will catch up oh big boy i will catch up afterwards hey no no scream and play game in all caps have patience now be nice it's the internet but you should still be nice to each other um yeah we're gonna get started and i will catch up on the rest of the alerts when i come back i like tony thank you so much for the five subs all right uh i'm bigness you gotta be scared of me when i say that no all caps all right um so what we're going to do here we go put that up there yeah no everyone's really nice it's just occasionally get one person coming in it's like me one demand you monkey you dance for me no no no no no not how it works uh right so we're gonna be playing bit life if you haven't played played bitlife before uh i have played and paid for it i'm a bit as in they call it premium member they don't just hand these out i had to pay for it i'm not actually that happy about paying for apps i don't know what it is like on these freemium things i'm just really stubborn i don't know why because it's like oh new release game 60 quid and then something like this five you're a what when i could play for free um but yeah i'm a bit of sin we're going to be going through our lives i have this poll so this will pop up uh like that and you'll be able to vote uh one through eight i'm just gonna get rid of that for now um so it'll come up each um each choice and then you'll be able to choose what we do with the person's life so we'll just design the person together because the first section where you actually make the person you click on the little mouse squeak squeak squeak and okay we just got a random person no um miguel sorry i'm starting a new life uh you're just you're not my kind of baby so goodbye okay uh right will we make me will we make me is it loud oh sorry well i don't have my headphones on sorry sorry sorry did you enjoy that asmr sorry sorry sorry the thing is it doesn't make noises normally so i have no way of gauging it until it happens again so prepare your ears i've i've over halfed it so hopefully that's okay okay uh what are we thinking what are we thinking uh for the name the game is loud but there's no sound on at the moment we gotta wait turg enjoy the baby in it right here there's nothing on right yeah there's no sound okay it should be fine um [Music] should make yourself shrek stephen how about like oh i got it failed how do you spell this democracy democracy that's right right failed democracy it's it's kind of fitting given what we're doing i think i like that all right we'll leave that where it is um and start fails life all right this is failed democracy i was born a male i was conceived on my parents honeymoon my birthday is 7th of december i'm a sagittarius my name is failed democracy my mother is clear democracy my father is noah democracy noah democracy is also a pretty good name like no democracy noah democracy all right maybe i'm just enjoying that we have a family mongrel named jackpot we are ugly as unfortunately we just have to roll with that okay so the first kind of years is that kind of okay i'll just make sure the thing the first years are kind of uneventful i'm just going to put these on for a second um but i'll give you the the poll anyway so in this instance one two three that's what you're voting on one two three so the other ones aren't relevant but they're going to show up each time anyway so you get to decide what to do it's dinner time and once again your father's swirling a spoonful of your least favorite green muck through the air the spoon approaches your lips what will you do one slap the spoon two eat it three cry you get what i mean and it's quite close so you just put in the numbers that you want to vote in chat if you want to vote for the first option put in one you want to vote for the second put in two the third put in three and then just hit enter your vote will be submitted so it's looking like one has fittingly one so we're going to be a bit of a brat and we're going to slap the spoon there you go not a very uh impactful choice there because we are just you know one years old uh but we'll age up a little bit and then we'll see um okay so your mother's taking you to the doctor's office to get vaccinated how will you behave one throw a conniption fit two biter or three try to stay can did our looks improve oh my god we're growing we went all the way from one percent to three percent that's three times as good looking as we were before okay so option two biter great uh i think she still got us vaccinated so at least is that your parents had a baby okay well that's a little disappointing they gave up on me pretty quick oh you know what that's fine uh age up we need to get to adult life till the choices get really you know okay integrity you broke your parents thermostat while you were playing what will you do eat her isn't an option you can't just eat her i can't just import a thing like eat and what do you mean eat her like my my sister is that what you're saying i don't think that'll uh fix the thermostat i mean it would definitely distract them from the fact i broke the thermostat it wouldn't seem like a big issue it would give the parents a little lesson in i guess what's important in life but for now we're just going to deny responsibility it wasn't me i broke my parents thermostat and they lied about it so these don't have like an immediate outcome it's not like you light go to prison but it does impact your overall like karma and what happens to you down the road um so keep that in mind but it looks like you just want them to be terrible so let's keep going i'm gonna try and get to uh adulthood as fast as possible while playing on the sidewalk outside of your home you notice a group of buzzing insects flying in and out of a nearby lamppost what will you do one observe them two disregard them three throw a rock at them well would you look at that look at that bowl huh what a surprise for god's sake throw a rock in them i threw a rocket a beehive outside of my home and was chased back inside by a swarm of angry bees my looks has gone up to five percent so there is it's gone down to four actually as i said that never mind uh okay your classmate bobby sue just came into class late and slammed the door what will you do ignore her antics report her to the principal attack her or laugh at her i will warn you that attacker will probably result in serious consequences uh it doesn't matter i just looked at the poll okay attacking attacking it is i have a feeling this failed democracy is very very literal uh in terms of their name right attacker oh sweet jesus okay so let me start the poll here so you got one slap two roundhouse kick three stamp four punch five backhand or six tickle what are you thinking what kind of attack do you think you're you're you're considering here we are gonna die so fast i mean you're on a fast track to the graveyard i'm going to be honest with you as a person who has also selected these options i can tell you that now all right we're going with two so we're going to round a roundhouse kick her uh one tooth two back three groin four nose five shoulder or six toes what are we gonna roundhouse kick so far it's looking between her back or her toes but it looks oh no wait groin is also yeah groin is making its way up the pole uh it's between groin and toes bit of a weird sentence it's actually going towards toes okay we are going to oh oh this is close there's four volts in there okay five four three two one zero yep toes okay we're going to roundhouse kick her toes attack oh my god we did so much damage what oh no that wasn't good okay so you get the options to boost these so what are you thinking a relative gives you a gift certificate to a trendy hat store you've been wanting to don a new lid recent lately what age are we aren't we like seven now what seven year old goes hello mother i'd like to don a new lid please uh what will you do one give me that or two i'm not really a half person it probably will boost their looks by the way and it can be whatever hat you want it to be maybe it could be a fedora we could be adorable a lady or you know you could just condemn him to a life of ugliness no you're picking a hat great let's give him a hat all right failed democracy you just got a hat look at that amazing what uh covering up some of the damage will do like out of sight out of mind our looks just quadrupled all right we're only seven i feel like they've been through a lifetime and a half already all right behavior your jackpot just tried eating a slice of pizza right out of your hand what will you do i think you get the point now you can read it uh at least i hope you can read it and you can vote for what you want you want to reward him for eating the pizza straight out of your hand all right i guess that's what a failed democracy does it raises a bit of a brat when it comes to their dog like that's you're gonna you're gonna be pretty untrained there he's gonna cause some issues but i'll go with it reward him ah he loved it not only did he eat your pizza you then rewarded him by giving him some beef not the kind of beef i would expect if the dog literally steals your food your classmate thomas has been dunking your head in the toilet every day what do you do now without looking at the poll i would say we're going to report him to the principal because that is the responsible thing to do now let me slowly glance towards the pole we're going to attack him what a surprise all right let's see why what are you thinking what are you thinking for this what kind of attack are we going to do i'll catch up with all those alerts um when we're done with uh big life by the way thank you so much for being so supportive okay it's looking like oh this is a close one again it's looking like two are we going for a bite oh no wait hold on is it a bite all right i'll just end it and see what we get yes it's bite okay bite it's gonna go so badly all right where are we gonna bite me one do bite want to bite his lip you do want to bite his lip is it like in a in a crush kind of way maybe that's why the bully's picking on us because they're they're like crushing on us hard and we're gonna crush his lip okay that's pretty decisive that it will be bite his lip how cute oh no they then gave you a oh wait you bit the bully's lip then you gave him a swift kick to the thyroid gland jesus christ all right let's keep going oh no jackpots dead jackpots dead jackpots dead oh well at least we gave him that pizza and that beef like a year ago we were a good owner uh i'm starting to think my mother is a fan of tyler the creator okay um that's sad maybe we should maybe we should treat old failed democracy to something all right let's uh wait actually maybe the things don't really open when we're 18 we'll treat them you just gotta wait eight years and then we'll treat them to something nice uh what are we gonna do at the pool party gonna get that happiness up and we do to be fair and looks we need to look better and we need to feel better um what are we gonna do go fully clothed okay okay let's go fully clothed i went to a pool party but kept all of my clothes on it's a good note for the diary all right we got to speed up here we got to get we got to get to 18 to cause some raise real chaos are we going on holiday complain but go is kind of winning oh we're undecided be appreciative refuse to go oh god this polls all over the place this is the most divisive one yet good thing we have democracy otherwise i'm not sure how we'd uh we'd pick this two all right complain buckle we still enjoyed it all right exam ethics what is this your classmate bobby sue tells you that she's going to fail your history teacher teacher mrs espinoza's class unless you let her chief ch cheat off of you on the upcoming exam what will you do let her cheat off me report her to the principal help her study instead refuse to help her reported the principle what a good friend we don't even just say no we just we we snitch on our friend great all right high school time what is it habitat for humanity some friends that you're starting high school with are encouraging you to join habitat for humanity with them what will you do one join the group or two i'm not interested in that i'm not interested in that looks like it's winning okay i'm just gonna speed through here we got four more years to go before we're a fully grown adult and then we can start getting jobs start causing a little bit of chaos you know um right what do we want to do while in your math teacher's class mrs handy's class your classmate and adjourn all of a sudden begins ripping pages out of the class textbook one at a time yelling less is more with each new page tear what will you do surprise surprise we take this personally and we attack them for some reason the attacking ones are pretty entertaining to be fair they're quite the combinations what sort of attack do you want to do chad do you want to twist stretch punch kick squeeze scratch it sounds like the worst version of poppet ever what are you thinking punch i think it's punch okay you wanna punch and where would you like to punch his ear his nose his chin his face or his forehead or his arm what are you thinking huh hmm five is winning pretty hard his forehead you want to punch his forehead it's good it's good it's a good a good area it's a big target attack you punch your classmate's forehead then you bit his heel leaving a bite we always go for weird spots with the bites oh no our father died at a young age of 15. i shouldn't even need to ask this because of course we'll attend his funeral but do you want to one attend his funeral or two skip the funeral i mean sure you didn't seem to mind when the dog died but when the father died i'd assume you'd what you're not going what a surprise let's skip the funeral what do you know what's the important choice do you want to take your driving test jesus christ one or two take the test or no maybe some that you want to take the test i'm not sure i guess i'll just take the test i'll try my best on it all right finish poll take the test uh what does this road sign mean i rode narrow skinny cars only i didn't realize it was one of these okay chad tell me what does this road sign mean i thought it was going to be a timed thing i'd have to do but this is your driving test what do you think one lane ahead road narrows are skinny cars only [Music] well it seems like the majority think skinny cars only jesus you wouldn't want you guys is like the the audience who wants to be a millionaire would you we failed okay what is this your mother has married your new stepfather ebenezer wright a 67 year old retired restaurant worker they went to the great wall of china for their honeymoon i have a new stepsister who's 42 years old stepfather title what will we be causing or calling our new stepfather dad sir ebenezer or bro sabra i wouldn't go to your funeral either bruh what a horrible child all right we're calling dad bro apparently you are suffering from depression now that clicked in all right that's what pushed us over the line calling our dad bro bit of a weird one okay but this is good news because even though we're depressed and we look just awful we're now an adult what are we gonna do with our life chat we can a look for a job sorry one look for a job two apply to university or three take some time off you won no this is just the start like you passed you you graduated so you're already doing better than i did in my life if you put it that way but we still like we have more life to live what do you want to do three you want to take some time off okay all right what do we do now okay activities let's i'll start here i'll just go into random menus that's probably the best way to do it stab pole what do you want to do with our time off you got eight choices there bear in mind that certain things like adopt the child it just won't work they won't give it to us because of our um because of our age so one seems to be winning find love oh no that was short-lived it's uh crime crime is now winning let's get shredded at the gym i think that'd be a great idea iron gen but it seems like crime is on the agenda unfortunately unfortunately for this failed democracy uh all right what are we doing now one two oh we can't do that so i guess three four no we'll say if it's grayed out it still counts so one two three four five six seven eight what are we gonna do folks pickpocket is winning at the moment closely followed by bank robbery it's quite the choice isn't it like i feel like doing some crime but i just can't decide between pickpocketing or robbing a bank okay oh and no mergers winning oh jesus okay that escalated i guess we went with option c yep mergers kind of uh making its way up the pole you sure you don't want to do anything else you sure you want to go right to murder you really want to murder someone okay yep you do i just looked over and i saw the pole like trickling up okay murder it is just just to be sure that's what you want because i feel like there must be some mistake uh one two three four five six seven yeah that's that's murder all right okay i didn't think this is what you had in mind when you said you wanted some time off when we were given the option okay this is a weird question but who would you like to murder god's sake stephanie democracy savannah democracy ebony's a right bro amanda wright uh claire wright or a random neighbor is the last one i think god you really have it out for bro don't you turns out we're actually not that much of a bro we're saying it but we didn't mean it it wasn't like bro it was bro okay well i guess we're gonna attempt to kill our stepfather then what method do you want to use i'll i'll fill you in on a little secret from my experience pushing them off a cliff is the most likely one to get away with it so let's see what you do one strangle them two scare to death three impale them four fastball to the head five push off cliff or six club them okay it looks like you are trying to push them off a cliff that's good well closely followed by scared to death given how awful a person looks maybe a simple boo would suffice i don't know we'll see is it actually winning okay it is looking like we're gonna push him off a cliff all right one two three four five just making sure push off cliff okay you pushed your stepfather off a cliff while he was admiring a scenic view he died okay you did kill him you succeeded with the murder sorry bro did we get caught okay your stepfather ebony's el ebenezer right was murdered do you one attend the funeral or two skip it people survive that i think you can fail in the murder attempts like they could you know not be pushed off and stuff like that uh okay we're attending his funeral weirdly enough i don't know is failed democracy just getting a sick twisted thrill out of this because we skipped our father's funeral which seemed to deeply impact us not as much as calling her stepfather bro which led to depression um but we are attending the stepfather's funeral who we hated and we killed attend the funeral well we got away with it somehow so congratulations on uh getting away with murder everybody you did great can we get uh a little pog in the chat maybe tap each other on the back just good job i tend to laugh at his grave and so that's why we're going i'm imagining like a nelson laugh all right i guess what i'll do every year i'll give you the choice of doing something it's probably the best way so uh university we can go to university or you can pick something else i mean you already had your time off i don't know if you want more time off i don't know do you have other things that you want to do with your life like was your bucket list just killed stepfather or was there more to it that you want to take care of before you okay you want to enlist in the military it doesn't sound good for like a murderer to join the military i don't know if he has the temperament but you've made the decision he's enlisting in the military what branch of the military would you like him to join defend the land defend the air defend the sea attack the beach or defend the homeland what are you thinking you're thinking three why do i get the feeling that you're just thinking about the navy as in like the village people young man there's no need to feel down i said bro's dead and you got away with it yeah what are we going with oh oh no that actually put you off you want to attack the beach now okay and foxy thank you so much for the subs as i said earlier i'll catch up with those um uh with those alerts again at the end of the stream or at least after bitlife whenever that might be but thank you for that foxy okay marines attack the beach uh i guess we have to enlist in the marines right i mean yeah i i'll just don't listen to marines because we won't get the other one you were being arrested by the police in hindsight after committing a murder it probably wasn't the best idea to enter the military and probably have our background dug into uh but here we are what are we gonna do are we gonna cooperate or we got to run for it we were we got away with murder but no you were just like hey let's join the military let's get our background thoroughly checked in fact take some of my dna when you're at it you know when you're shaving my head the buzz cut you give me just keep all of my hair just in case you come across anything might be a good idea okay we are going to run away run for it you were caught so now it's even worse okay so you know when you decided earlier to not get a job and to take some time off we have no money to uh get a defense team together so i guess we'll just get a public defender uh oh my god we might be sentenced to death the judge just asked you to make a play surrounding your charge for murder and running from the police if you plead guilty you may receive a shorter sentence than if you're convicted in a trial how will you play possible sentence is death do we plead guilty not guilty or no contest yolo i mean yes yolo but also yolo you know [Music] okay no contest that's what you're going for okay no contest it is you've been convicted of murder and running from the police and sentenced to 43 years in prison oh no okay so as we were saying earlier every year you get a choice of what you want to do so let's age up and oh no what is this you hear that an inmate who was just released after serving a long sentence for 60 duis was killed by a drunk driver on the way home from prison what will you do laugh at the irony or cry about it after this i'll go into the menu and you can decide what you want to do laughing at the irony jesus christ that is so dark good lord and that is really one-sided like i put that on the level of not attending your father's funeral but okay maybe not quite at that level i guess but let's laugh at the irony okay oh good news my little sister savannah is no longer suffering from diarrhea i just love that they continue to send me mail when i'm in prison it's good to keep up to date with all the news of the family you know that's great okay um so let's see we'll go here so what what would you like to do stat pole one we can go into sentence two appeal three bribe four conjugal visit we don't even know another human being other than our family so that is grayed out five cry six escape seven join a gang or eight seek medical attention what are you thinking you're thinking of crying that's what you want to do right now it's kind of what i want to do too to be honest but it's been a sad life one two three four five yes you do you just want to have a nice cry okay let's have a little cry are you sure you want to cry in prison yes you sat and bawled in the corner of yourself fortunately no one noticed okay that's been an eventful year all right so um we've obviously been feeling a bit of pain while hanging out in the prison yard another inmate asked you if you'd like a hit of morphine what will you do hit me or get away from me that's one or two what are you thinking you want a bit of morphine or you want to you want to get out of here no one noticed this all year we were literally crying for an entire year and no one noticed us you're right flower it's kind of sad maybe it's tears of happiness i'm so glad bro is dead all right we're taking a hit of morphine i tried morphine stephanie has been promoted to lieutenant and savannah graduated from high school i tried morphine that's how my day is going uh let me move the poll just slightly it's slightly overlaid there there you go just a little bit cleaner i might yeah there we go okay um did i age up no we cried last year yes that was it sorry the time kind of all molds together when you're in prison okay prison what do you want to do one through eight remember conjugal visit is not available as nobody loves us what's up next hello liam you want to join in we're in prison for murdering our stepdad bro look how angry failed democracy looks he looks so pissed off oh classic sagittarius [Laughter] poor failed democracy oh it's sad okay what are we doing one two three we're doing six we're going to attempt to escape okay fantastic we're back i'll try and do this okay okay so the thing about this is you gotta so it's kind of it's kind of hard to explain he'll only make moves towards you and will try to walk horizontally first so it's kind of a puzzle but because i'm playing on pc i can tap it pretty fast luckily enough i think you're actually meant to go up here i'm pretty sure you're meant to go up will i try the puzzle or will i just you know what it's a long run i'm not sure i can because i'm playing on pc i can move a bit faster um just run okay all right we're gonna book it yes whoo i practiced at that a lot unfortunately enough escape from prison and are now on the run man on the run uh all right i'm gonna age up my depression is gone all right great i was cured of depression look how happy he is he still looks like an absolute mess but he's very happy about it all right uh what are we gonna do i'm i'll go into a random one again activities once again all right yeah yeah activities they'll do it all right what's the choice start pull what are you thinking plastic surgery would be a great idea but we have no money so that's a little bit of a problem when it comes to plastic surgery we got to be less ugly i mean you could also go to the gym and stuff if you want to do that we don't have to resort immediately to the gym you're trying to do crime again okay you're mixed between crime and love he really has a love hate mentality doesn't he imagine the thought process of this human like it doesn't really seem to make any sense it's like hmm i've the sudden urge to either meet the love of my life or commit various crimes all right ten nine eight seven six five four three two one okay love love wins again okay what choice start poll date dating app gay dating app or hook up threesome is not an option i don't really know why maybe you have to be in a relationship on the game i don't know all right so it's looking clear that it will be a gay dating app all right let's see oh no i forgot there was options oh we don't have enough money okay that's off the agenda sorry we we have literally no money because instead of getting a job you wanted to murder does this also cost money that also costs money does this oh no no no no no no one second i don't want to do that okay so your options are actually one or four because the other ones cost money um so one or four what are you thinking it's looking like four i really thought it would be one for some reason i thought when you went down the love route that you actually wanted them to find someone i don't know whether for love or to murder them again he seems to be 50 50 on both of them but it's looking like he's looking for a hookup okay uh hi paul uh let's see stat pole yes or no uh one night stand with a kenyan girl named eko gear is it sorry my pronunciation is quite bad when it comes to most things one or two okay that's a clear one hook up oh no there's even further choice okay no condoms are available and it looks like she has some craziness going on down below what will you do one or two folks huh i i can see the one bear is flying up okay then keep going worry later she did not enjoy it just to keep you up to date your friends say that you look more relaxed the next day okay that is a lie not because i look relaxed but because he doesn't have any friends oh no okay so after that glorious one night stand that you just had uh notice how i've pivoted now from calling the person me to you you have swelling issues your throat is a bit sore and when you feel your neck you discover that your lymph nodes are really swollen what will you do it doesn't bother me go to the doctor pray or search the web i don't know why you're saying pray because if there is a god in bit life i don't feel like they will want to help us after all we've done who is up there looking down on us our dad who we didn't go to the funeral to our stepdad who we killed and then went to the funeral to to laugh at the dog maybe that could be it all right maybe we're praying to jackpot okay pray pray the pain away i prayed that i would feel better okay hey job you just woke with a blistering fever what will you do one it doesn't bother me two go to the doctor three pray four search the web we're praying again aren't we we're putting our our life in jackpots hands okay have a little pray there i pray that i would feel better okay let's see let's let's go at occupation this time this this menu what are you thinking i just want to see actually i'll leave it up i'm curious what's in special careers but i don't know what it is okay do you want to go get some education a freelance gig bear in mind we're a wanted criminal for murder and we could likely be sent to death row if we get caught so think carefully about what you might want to do here it might be best to do something a little bit on the side you know we just need a little bit of money if we want to progress in life you know get some um get some plastic surgery change our looks entirely escape the law okay one two three four five six seven special careers you want to look in this isn't going to work is it oh no oh no i didn't know this was even here okay what would you like to do musician organized crime political office political office organized crime same thing sorry i'm trying to distract myself from the depression [Laughter] what are you thinking organized crime okay why what organized crime are we gonna try and get into the irish mob the latin mafia the mafia russian mafia the triads are the yakuza we've already been doing disorganized crime so i mean we do have experience at least there's that the irish mob surprise surprise good choice pick your method try to join your local irish mob syndicate today notoriety is half is that their notoriety or mine and we want to join the o'malley family how are we going to try and impress them we can wash cars ask straight out if we can join relay messages deliver baked goods do yard work or deliver packages i don't know what would work here it just seems like it seems like a risky strategy you know to get involved with organized crime when we're on the run at the moment and it's not like we've ties to them we're trying now to get involved okay we're going to deliver baked goods hey can i join your mob i uh make a mean donut and i'm also on the run for murder i just escaped death row good doughnuts though try to join them well i'll be damned it actually worked you successfully joined the o'malley family as an associate after breaking after baking an array of sweets and treats for members of the family for two months we're an associate of the irish mob in columbus united states our calling card is a broken guinness bottle and our rival is the mclaughlin family great do i get money all right i'll age up anyway for now okay this is an interesting one i've never done this before really interesting i like this and lately you've noticed the same page volvo outside family skipper lucky duffy's favorite restaurant you feel you should investigate as it could be the feds what will you do one tell the boss to check it out three below it up or four and nothing the car could be abandoned it could be literally like someone just shopping do we really wanna we do really want to okay blow it up muscle pain that's the concern recently recently we have been uh aching a little bit did we get no consequences from blowing up that care uh in addition to that you've also discovered a festering sore on your genitals it doesn't bother me go to the doctor drink a smoothie or search the web okay so i have come to the conclusion that your only remedies for any illness or ache is praying or smoothies i like it drink a smoothie i drank a smoothie and hope for the best god quite the day isn't it oh my god we 30 grand gang all right sorry i shouldn't be saying gang given we're an organized crime probably a sensitive topic um folks what activity would you like to do now that we've got tons of money i'm going to scroll down a little bit um let's see i'm gonna go to this one all right just to try and mix it up a little bit i didn't really look for anything specific there what are you thinking what do you want to do we got 30 grand in a failed democracy what are you thinking oh no you're going to the horse races a lawsuit we have no one to sue so i don't think we can do a lawsuit define your identity i'm not sure what that one is um oh sorry tired okay it's a close one it's between horse racing and identity uh five four three two one finish okay it's identity um okay i mean this might be a good call even for just escaping the cops kind of thing anyway what are you thinking one two or three change but at the same time isn't it raising suspicion at the same time i don't know if this is more likely to help us get away or it's going to raise suspicion but i guess we're committed now there is no going back in a failed democracy he's got such a good name though what are we going to change it to right name change file a request to legally change your name today what are you thinking working democracy okay i mean it is working out maybe that does make sense uh working democracy perfect sake all right this this won't really throw them off or send will it all right file request it's been approved by the us government somehow your mother is arguing with you because you changed your name to working democracy you literally named me a failure you branded me a failure you set me up for failure and when i finally get involved with a group of like-minded individuals who happen to like the same things blowing up cars then you get pissed off that my life is working out argue back damn right chad argue back shut up you argued with your mother i'll have you kill next i did it to bro and i'll do it to you too for god's sake working democracy he doesn't look very happy all right let me see what else we got in here jesus i'm starving can you pick the option in the poll that says for me to eat um what do we got down here all right okay those are kind of irrelevant yeah how about how about those ones those are some interesting ones stat pull what would you like to do you want to kill kill mom well that's not an option right now it'll be an option soon and then you can try it but like we got a good thing going what are we doing one two three four five six seven plastic surgery i thought that might be going and honestly not a bad idea but what type of surgery would you like botox eyelid surgery facelift gender reassignment liposuction nose job penis enlargement or a tummy tuck remember they look awful so anything will help i see liam there voting for penis enlargement surgery thanks for your contribution liam appreciate that thank you very much alrighty then penis enlargement surgery it is now they're pretty close in reputation but who would you prefer to go with um like you'd imagine they're both good they're both in the green but when it comes to plastic surgery obviously it's a very important procedure and you're voting two okay that's fine you know what that's a good strategy too you know why because if the surgery fails we can sue them you're on to something i like that dr goldfarb uh i assume you want to go ahead with it together no it is botched you get what you pay for chat you see what i mean you see what i mean i'm going to i'm going to go into the zoo menu because i assume hi asu that you want to see him so i'm going to go in there and i'll uh i'll just find a law firm and then you can pick what we're going for all right let's do them remember if you go absurdly high it's unlikely to work we've got about 24 grand to um pick our our legal defense so we can't afford the best legal defense or offense i'm not sure going into the courts is a good idea when i'm still wanted for murder but oh well we're going for a nice middle ground i like that very sensible very sensible there are a few people voting for one million dollars but uh we got it in the middle i think i think that's a good call um and now what what team would you want one two three um the s vogel and henderson is the best one you can see it on the screen there anyway the most expensive one are the best we changed your name we'll be fine that's true grow a mustache change your name slightly not even your second name and you should be fine three okay we're going with three you won we want a hundred thousand dollars great job in the courts everyone you did fantastic and we we didn't get arrested or anything now we have tons of money all right what do you want to do with all of this money um well like do you want more surgery i'll give you the option shopping is also there if you want that option so let me see what do you want to do we can uh we can look at vehicles and stuff next if you want after this menu we'll look at it and we'll age up and then we'll look at like vehicles and stuff um let's see one two three four five so it's caught between love and surgery love is always weighing on his mind isn't it love is winning you know what they say love is blind yeah i think love wins love and we have enough money now if you want to you can do any of these one through four what are you thinking we need a license that's true we do we do yeah we failed our driving test because we thought it meant skinny cars only which does make sense if you think about it i hate when road signs body work shame it's just not right okay three okay what's our desired age i'm gonna assume okay you you can just put in whatever number you want here and i'll scroll down so whatever number you want one two three four five six and then the next sections are seven and eight so whatever you think would you look at that eight that's going up fast do you think anyone even wants to be with someone that young like will we find anyone and try it anyway and oh god there's a lot of options here okay who are we looking for for working democracy almost called failed democracy again it's hard i've known him all his life is failed democracy what are we thinking folks one through six is it one two three four five six six one through six your choice i can't believe this is a hundred dollars what a premium app thinking jesus this one's going very close one two three four four i think it's oh yeah that four's gone out in front okay so we're looking for a non-binary 80 plus year old let's try search oh it found someone who's actually interested okay all right olivia cortez so we can try again if you want or we can just go with olivia here one or two she's a retired trucker modern home she's got looks smart money and ain't all that crazy she would truly be our non-binary would that be bae they would truly be our better half what do you think one oh god you really like olivia uh go on a date you are now dating olivia oh my god her looks are still awful oh no all right well olivia's still fine with it so that's grand as long as olivia's happy we're happy it's time we age up it's been a busy year we spent one year just crying this year i had a lot we got to hit the gym for olivia oh we wait you oh my god the chat is so divided half you're like marry and the other half are saying kill you've been ordered to report to the family what you do you see now you should be starting to get a bit attached to this life like there's a lot to lose here if we don't go but potentially if we do well maybe they'll kill us what would olivia do without us without a working democracy olivia's nothing no it's definitely the other way around definitely definitely okay we're going oh jesus oh no no no a gang this is bad sorry not gang folks this is bad if you don't step up your earnings you'll be stepping into a pair of cement boots we didn't contribute anything on top of that we're experiencing hair loss what do you want to do it doesn't bother me go to the doctor take some aspirin or search the web oh no we're gonna take some aspirin okay it's always three isn't it i mean it is still useless i don't know why you're taking aspirin for this it's just medicine it'll do something so what do we do with our job here irish mob associate um oh no there's a lot here can we give them money i don't really understand how this works so do we do crime is that how we get money can we just kick up some money does anyone know in the chat how to do this the relationship is very low uh generate income oh okay there we go okay this is probably a good idea we probably have to do this so i'm gonna assume you want to what would you like to do one two three four five six seven eight there's eight options how convenient gotta earn some money you're leaning towards a bank robbery or extortion or robbing a train the train robbery one almost never works i think it actually depends on what time it is in real time so i i think we can kind of discount that one because i can tell you with confidence it will not work it's a disaster um extortion is the next one which probably is the best idea now it kills you the train kills you really almost never works but the best payout yeah but oh yeah it's extortion's winning now anyway but uh it's it's just we'd end up having to come back into the menu repeatedly because it like it never ever works like i've tried it so much extortion oh god okay where are we going to extort everyone savings and loan which is a bank general inc royalty technologies sister servants of harry conrad oh my god vitality disco or an inn why is there a convent there okay you've picked a convent it's kind of hypocritical to pray to god to solve all of your issues and then extort a convent but okay um oof i'll try and do this in sections so you can pick if i do one i'll try and get ten percent of the bar if you do four i'll try and get fifty percent of the bar and so on so vote whatever you think i don't know how this is going to work we pray to the dog oh yes sorry sorry i i mixed up the letters i was thinking god but it's backwards it's dog yes i don't pray to god i pray to dog what are you thinking we got a lot at around the 50 but we also got a lot at the everything so i i don't honestly i don't know how much money a convent generates but i'm guessing it's not a whole lot to be 100 honest with you all right you're thinking four i think 50 has won okay about there for twelve thousand okay heck start uh it's they refused what are we gonna do never mind shake her down scare her or whack her out just to just so you're fully in the clear here open that red banner it says none and i understand she's having none of our but still is it really okay you're gonna whack her all right we're whacking a nun whack her out are you sure you want to whack the sister servant yes oh my god even the of the gun all right what do you think what's your your choice of execution the four horsemen the pig pen tank the trunk a good wash uh the iron lady or a wet cement burial that is yeah that is it i don't even know what some of these are what's um for horse men well um it doesn't say anything i i don't know what that means i guess we'll find out whatever you pick oh this is very divided geez you were very very united in your mission to kill the nun but how you do it is another story you're thinking very very divided on this one but again this is why it's a working democracy because one two three four five the iron lady has won whacker you encased the sister servants of harry non in an iron maiden and left her to bleed out she died and i guess we've gotten away with it how does he keep getting away with this oh my god what a way to go um okay our standing has gone up a little bit we have still earned them no money so we might have to try again what do you think look i let you decide how can i let you decide i'll just go off the thing what do you think crime crime do more okay that clears it up it wasn't very divided you very much want to do crime crime it's pretty neat i like the organized crime thing you know except for the whole making nuns bleed out but it's a neat little system isn't it what are you thinking rob a bank extortion grand theft auto uh burglary yeah you see i think like the top four are the best if we actually want to live and i know you might be thinking haha let's get them killed but think of olivia we have olivia to marry and possibly kill i don't know it's hard to read the chat like what exactly you're thinking but we'd need an official poll all right and we're robbing a bank this is dangerous olivia would not approve oh sweet jesus okay i i don't think this really matters does it that's kind of irrelevant uh what weapon would you like to use uh to rob the bank multiple cocktail toy gun a scythe a spear a pitchfork or a bow and arrow you're going with toy gun i mean it's not a bad idea scythe is right after it abby a sight to see right all right i think you're going to toy gun toy gun it is your disguise what are you thinking for a disguise how can we disguise working democracy this won't work i mean you'd think maybe it could because they probably believe it's a real gun right okay one two three four thinking of minecraft helmet i didn't even realize that was an option okay we're wearing a minecraft helmet oh jesus okay what's our escape a go-kart a tandem bike on by yourself a boss electric scooter or train the minecraft helmet with a toy gun at least we complete insanity after that right you don't have a car to get away well it doesn't matter because this city is skinny cars only anyway that's too expensive all right what are you thinking four is winning the electric scooter okay we're getting away on an electric scooter rob it you successfully robbed the bank with a toy gun while wearing a minecraft helmet you gotta weigh an electric scooter with two thousand dollars you are collectively criminal masterminds you've gotten away with two murders and a bank robbery wearing a minecraft helmet i'm honestly just impressed all right where do you want to put the money i personally think we should contribute the full amount to ensure that we live because i i get it it's fun to like don't report and keep it all and be greedy and stuff but we don't want to die do we like we want to continue these hijinks okay you agree seven people want to keep it all finished the poll that was pretty common right contribute the full amount uh oh the family gave us back 218 okay is that is that enough to give them our standing is still quite weak but like that should be enough right what if we just one second let me just say work harder you began working harder like that just did that do anything okay it did go up let me just boost this up a little bit i assume you agree with this there's probably one person in the chat going i don't agree stop you're ruining it okay it doesn't go up anymore all right let's see a job shall we you think more crime well we'll age up we've done enough there i think uh your boss sybil has ordered you to scare detective who didn't detect she was in danger oh okay i get it uh refuse to do it make up an excuse or do it no questions yeah we need to talk to olivia it's very important we need to we need to gift olivia some stuff i have some like movie time that kind of thing all right do it no questions oh no how will you rough up the detective oh sweet jesus okay oh my god what are you thinking rip his toenails off punch his throat break his nose chop off his ear slap his face or kick his genitals i if only there was an option all of the above i'm sure you'd be picking it i'm sure you're like a kid in a candy store right now and you're like oh i want to rip off his toenails and punch his throat where are we going with this what's six one two three four five kick his genitals is very close rip his toenails off kick his genitals and chop off his ear are all kind of neck and neck oh they're very close okay i'm just gonna do a countdown seven six five four three two one stop okay six one two three four five six yep kick his genitals shake him down you kicked the detective's genitals all right well that worked we should really talk to olivia or something okay what do you think for what do you think for olivia start the poll that's the thumbnail right there i like your attitude good thinking okay how can we win olivia's heart i like how many of you voted for asking for money compliment okay compliment oh yay okay that worked let's try that again okay and i'll scroll down here there's some more i'll do three uh three options with olivia so we can try and get this uh this relationship on the road it it might be good to at least attempt a marriage at some point i don't know if now is the best option it's just olivia's pretty old and olivia has a lot of money working democracy needs a lot of money and unfortunately this working democracy doesn't generate any taxes from the people unless you count all the crime which we did steal from the people all right what are we going for six one two three four five six make love okay oh yeah oh no oh no i forgot we we had an std from earlier why would you do that you just gave olivia syphilis i don't feel like olivia's just gonna be like that's fine and have a little prey don't worry teary i'll make you a smoothie you'll feel fine trust me oh no what do you want to do do you want to argue back or do you want to apologize oh no what do you think you forgot i don't know i feel like some of you might have forgotten but some of you didn't i wasn't here okay well you you have an excuse then um to be fair we did try praying it away so i it's god's fault really when you think about it apologize what's the relationship now i said i'd do one more and the relationship is not good olivia has a permanent pissed off face oh my god olivia has 1.1 million okay well i did say i do three so i guess i'll put it here start poll what do you think i can't believe that olivia's 85 i was gonna say we did olivia dirty but that is poor phrasing you're thinking i can almost hear the jeopardy music five four three two one boom eight one two three four five six seven eight gift and you get to decide the gift as well start poll two three four five thanks okay we could give the wilting sunflower if we want to save some money say it's a sign like uh it's symbolic of a relationship uh three you're thinking rolex okay i'm willing to roll with that okay do you like us again did that make it better okay i gave you syphilis but i also gave you a watch so at least now you know the time oh look at that it's time for my syphilis medication see olivia's like you know what you're not so bad after all okay so that didn't go so well you think we go to the doctor get rid of std okay i'll give you i'll give you the option i'm not like just going there but i'll give you the option of doctor so doctor is there um what else we got okay and let's do another poll let's start paul what do you think do you want to go to the doctor see i i had a feeling that it might create some uh division between everyone voting here putting crime on the agenda as well and it has to an extent but no you do really want to go to the doctor i'll give you a few more seconds to really make up your mind no you you want to fix this okay visit the doctor oh no but what kind of doctor would you like to go to oh no no smoothies for now it's like i don't understand i select the doctor but smoothie bar isn't one of the options you want to just go to a regular doctor okay i like that attitude do you want to go to dr hardwood or dr romos in hindsight we probably should have gone to dr hardwood for the penis enlargement but look it worked out okay we got a good settlement who would you like to go to dr hardwood or dr romo you're thinking dr hardwood okay finnish pole do we treat the syphilis that's all that's wrong with us surprisingly enough other than you know that violent tendency did we get cured you are no longer suffering from syphilis isn't that nice huh all right let's see uh what should we do at work i feel like we have to maintain work a little bit poor olivia at tel aviv will be fine 85 with syphilis it's nothing nothing it was all the smoothies i mean it could be a coincidence we took the sybilis medication but the smoothie hid in at the same time or maybe what was his name jackpot up in the clouds finally got to our prayer okay you want to do oh yeah i think what you mean is this yeah sorry i should have been more clear because these are also menus but i'm assuming you mean crime when you say two so i'm gonna do that okay what choice i could probably go right into the crime menu most of the time i assume that's what you want to do uh do you want to do another bank robbery a burglary extortion granted auto pickpocket porch pirate shoplift and i won't do train robbery because it'll just end our lives most likely you undo a burglary huh okay sounds good to me burglar home i mean it doesn't really matter does it i'll give you the option there's no point i'll just go after anyone it's all the same okay i will give you the choice though of one to four so one i steal one item two i try for two three i try for three and four and whatnot oh god i sorry i ended the poll prematurely as soon as i started so however many items you think we should go for uh if we get caught we will likely go to jail where we could face the death penalty by the way just because oh it's actually there's five things my apologies there's five things so we could get up to five um probably too late for that now anyway but i think i measured three is winning anyway so let's try let's try for three okay i gotta plan out my route here but okay let's just wing it because they're gonna they don't have any dogs that's the good thing not bad pretty successful oh nice look at that nine well 10 grand in cash pretty much and the pawn shop gave you almost five grand for the stuff okay i assume you just want to give all the money to the family they must like us now look at that oh that's a schedule hold on we're working a 40-hour week apparently um okay our standing's pretty good earned a bit of money good job chad good choice it's a job fertile ground choice are we going to go for um joseph informs you there are too many bodies that the family's usually dumping ground he asks you to come up with a creative way to cover up the fact that there are so many bodies in one place what will you suggest one build a plant a garden two build a pool three build a gazebo four build a pasture oh then you could say to the the like nuns that we've been killing uh i have to put you out a pasture if you had the pasture but you know i guess we could come up with them with a pun for everything really is that echoing it could be like for the garden uh you're gonna be pushing up posies see you know you get me we could have a pun for everything all right let's plant a garden how pretty no olivia what are we gonna do olivia wants to break up what should we do what are you thinking i can't believe it olivia we gave you everything including syphilis and this is how you repay us beg olivia to stay okay we got dumped okay that's fine okay i'm gonna go into the activities menu and you can pick uh and pick whatever you're thinking just thinking you might want revenge is all remember we're still wanted for murder so just be careful what you pick or don't be careful it's entirely up to you we do um we do have hitman money now just saying pick prime uh okay what choice remember the gray still counts so the gray one is three for example embezzled funds from work yeah that probably wouldn't be a good idea given the line of work we're in oh no what are we gonna do it's looking like hitman hitman or murder i think hitman worked okay hitman uh i'm you want to kill olivia i mean that's pretty obvious right i'll i'll put the poll in anyway just so that i have like an out if i have to go to court over this it's like well it was the chat really i didn't want to kill anyone uh let's see one two three four five so olivia's three oh yeah look at that bar shooting up uh you love to see it ah you smell that the smell of a murder pole olivia it's time for you to be pushing up poses pushing up daisies pushing we're going to kill you look for hit man higher oh no they were an undercover cop chat i've told you brendon can you believe they're like this honestly i was saying to them we should just kill them or maybe not kill anyone is what i should say i was saying we should just not we should not kill but they wouldn't listen what can i say you know what can i say we're going to jail it was rigged from the stack and we learned it from you look do as i say not as i do okay all right well what are we going to do folks we got we got caught do we want to cooperate with the authorities or resist the rest remember what happened last time we ran we got put on death row where does this thing rest okay we don't really learn i guess we never faced consequences for our action like if they had killed us we never would have done that again we would have learned our lesson okay well we're gonna age up once in here we're depressed that's not too surprising um we can see here what choice would you like to make we got a shorter sentence yeah i'm not sure why because you'd think it would stop maybe they haven't realized where failed democracy got to remove the fake mustache i was failed democracy all along what are you thinking five one two three four oh we're going right for the escape no crying this time i like that all right escape it is boom oh no they're standing the way the door i might actually have to try and solve the puzzle here oh no oh no no no no no okay wait come down here oh no wait i need you to go up here and then across what wait no i think i might have to make them come up here do i oh that's scary there i can never outrun them can i wait okay i'm gonna try try again next year it's our oh no okay well we'll try to escape again next year but in the meantime while in the showers you bump into a fellow prisoner named einstein who was busted for first degree murder what will you do his craziness is off the chart by the way do we attack insults ignore or compliment oh i feel uncomfy it's actually oh actually compliment is taking off the only person you're nice to is a crazy killer called einstein and you know what criminals need love to compliment that's a weird compliment and it's weird that you uh you first say i mean it and then you say he's a god that's kind of a no what i didn't even click yet hold on i wasn't ready i got attacked while i was monologuing i was just about to say it's a weird kind of insult in a way because our god is a dog so we basically just call him a dog but anyway okay so i told einstein that he's a god he attacked me and he stomped my foot we're now depressed our health is in the gutter and we look like trash we're very intelligent i don't know what scale that's measured on because every choice would imply that we're not very intelligent at all geez we're only 29 years old i wonder did we no we didn't kill olivia so olivia's still going strong jesus okay here we go again oh my god our behavior is so bad running from the police murder felony escape 44 years left in our sentence i don't think we'd make it uh right what are we doing next chat are we going to attempt to escape again if only olivia was still in the picture huh we could get that conjugal visit finally okay we're gonna attempt to escape hopefully we'll get an easier one this time oh okay i think i can do this okay they're gonna move down i'll move up okay i'll try this oh i wasn't even clicked on this oh jesus the panic oh no i don't like it run run run run around just take off they made eye contact and then he just bolted oh it's like a deer or a rabbit or something just a quick look and then just gone okay escape from prison and on the run what's our first call of action everybody we have money do we want to get some plastic surgery perhaps i'll leave that in the options but there's plenty of other things if you don't want to go that way you can go whatever way you want uh right okay it is looking like eight you do want the plastic surgery all right plastic surgery it is now what type of plastic surgery would hide our identity we can try and kill olivia next yeah i think you might be onto something there one two three four five six seven eight at tummy talk one two three four gender reassignment okay you going with that all right gender reassignment that is which doctor are we gonna use one or two one or two one or two one or two one or two one or two you're going to use the good doctor this time okay yeah i'm feeling it i think that might be a good call get the surgery it was successful what's her name we keep our we keep a second name what will hide our tracks unfailed successful liberty cursed failing anarchy semi failed communist wonderful socialist average the letter a i kind of like that so it's just a democracy i kind of like that one i like that a lot that's creative a no we're not making a statement one way or the other we're just saying we are a democracy which we are this is a all right let's age up oh god i got scared there the skipper of the o'malley family a lucky duffy passed away okay i don't really mind new skipper that's fine and our depression is cured turns out the skipper was the problem all along okay let's see i'm gonna give you an option that has crime in it because i'm kind of assuming you want to do some crime i just have a feeling that someone out there has a target you know i think we're all thinking the same thing we're just not willing to put uh put it into words oh no no jackie soraya just did kill olivia okay well you said it out loud that's the part where you're supposed to go like you know be very shady organized crime you don't just say it out loud all right crime it is the question is really do you want to do the hitman route or do you want to murder olivia ourselves you don't you never know because there's a good chance we'll get caught if we do a merger but the last time the hitman option didn't really work out did it one two three four five six seven it's between five or seven you're going for the murder okay we'll do this with our own bare hands i think you're not even too concerned about going to prison you just want olivia dead that seems to be the vibe i'm getting uh right i pick olivia because you kind of know that's what you're going for and these are the options scared to death impale them bear trap fast bald head drive by which is an odd one since we don't have a car are pushed downstairs maybe we could drive by on that electric scooter from earlier wearing the minecraft helmet i think we're just like doing some cosplay or something to be fair yeah you are right we do have a good track record of getting away with murder it's when we get other people to try and do it it didn't work out do you want to do a bear trap is this like looney tunes or something okay bear trap it is commit the murder oh no you dug a bear trap outside your ex olivia's front door and the police were called olivia escapes olivia come on are we going to cooperate okay there's no point even polling it's already flying off the chart that we're resisting arrest okay another year in prison another year of depression are we going right for the escape this time or are we going to have a cry again the first time we went to prison we went for a bit of crying we had a year of crying which was kind of nice it was soothing and luckily no one saw us but now i think we're used to prison we're beyond crying yeah there's a few people who want a nice little cry but for the most part you want to escape oh sweet jesus this is a big one um oh god i don't know if i'm even gonna be able to do this one they they're getting more elaborate um okay i think okay i think hmm yeah i think that's my best shot [Music] that was close let's do some crime i have a feeling that you have a vendetta that you want to really at this point olivia deserves like witness protection or something okay the only question is do you want to try and kill or get a hitman there were seven you're going right for the kill okay i support that choice and now how do we do it olivia okay you gotta go for something solid here because i'm worried that olivia will die of natural causes which would just be horrible like you'd hate to see that you would really really hate to see that olivia dying happy age 95 or whatever what are you going for five is doing quite well one two three four i thought you were going for bear trap again i think really another one gonna put it at the back door this time i push off cliff commit the murder olivia's dead olivia's dead everyone good job fantastic work out there and we seem to have gotten away with it fantastic work uh oh was that a menu sound or was that a shotgun being pumped because it sounded a little bit like a shotgun being pumped uh do you want to report to the family or do you want to uh avoid you want to go to the family you want to report i think that's fair oh okay just a bit of a warning my depression is gone okay that's fine let's do some crime for the family that didn't feel like it was going to end well family is everything vin diesel okay what are you thinking for a crime the burglary went really well last time olivia was the problem olivia was the problem we were distracted it was nothing to do with us i wish i could just donate money to the cause because we're earning a very good passive income here oh no you want to do another bank robbery oh sweet jesus oh wait burglary is kind of catching up we give you a ten nine eight seven six five four three two one stop okay we're going for a bank robbery again i mean it did work last time uh i don't know i think we're going back to the same the same one as last time they do say criminals always return to the scene of the crime pick your weapon bear spray why do we have all these bear related items do we have a phobia of bears or something bear spray harpoon ninja stars pickaxe slingshot or hatchet you're thinking harpoon yeah pick your disguise oh no pick your disguise joker santa claus banker ninja monk a homeless person at it that is it santa claus with a harpoon really that's what you want okay and what's our getaway vehicle what is her getaway vehicle from this fantastic uh attempted crime a unicycle a tricycle a bus a scooter or rollerblades a various mix of different amounts of wheels there you got one three four two or eight i guess depending maybe maybe what is it do they they ate on the inline ones or i i don't know um anyway you're voting for five which is one two three four five rollerblades okay a rollerblading santa claus with a harpoon robs a bank it sounds like the beginning of a very bad joke and unfortunately the joke is our lives caught green-handed what a surprise all right guys do you want to try and cooperate with her i already want to resist the rest and you want to resist to rest don't you yeah there you go okay there he goes bro okay all right straight into jail i mean at this point you may as well the sentence isn't going to get much worse is it okay what do you want to do with our prison life you'd think at this point the mob would want nothing to do with us like we're just drawing attention to the family at this point we keep getting caught doing these crimes it's as if crimes are a bad idea uh let's see bribe is pretty high this time but i think overall you do just want to escape okay escape oh sweet jesus these are getting so hard um oh jesus christ i didn't like that at all that was a lot of pressure okay hey chop um okay your boss has ordered you to shake down a drag queen for some reason they couldn't lip sync so we're pissed off i refuse to do it make up an excuse or do it no questions do it no questions honestly i'm not sure what even question you would ask there it seems just weird oh god here we go again with the awful choices rip her fingernails off throw her out of a window mace her face smash toes with a hammer dart her head or nail her bit of a weird option there the last one mace her face okay we're going to mace her face uh you've been experiencing some abdominal bloating lately on top of that you're currently running a high fever what will you do actually amazed we've made it this far given what happened at the start like the start seemed such a disaster we immediately jumped to murder we took some time off from our school from learning just to murder two is winning i think we actually want to go to the doctor what the hell happened to you i guess a democracy is maturing here they're starting to become a bit more sensible go to the doctor but which doctor do you want to go to what clinic dr hardwood or dr romo getting old yeah you know you got to look after yourself you've grown attached to democracy now haven't you you want to even go to the better doctor oh you are attached okay oh it's diarrhea i see here should i tell the stepsister like they told us okay you are no longer suffering from diarrhea our health went up how long have we had that i guess it doesn't matter your mother is suffering from hemorrhoids she's we're a very open family aren't we oh sweet jesus we're getting involved with criminal stuff again uh beat up one of the family's debtors with a blow up hammer why a blow up hammer why not a real hammer at what mob is this you keep threatening to kill me but i'm not as intimidated now if you're doing the crimes with a blow up hammer do it no questions probably for the best again i don't even know what you'd ask okay um okay what is this a new spa is offering a platelet-rich plasma treatment for its first 100 visitors you feel like you could use an energy boost what will you do one or two i don't like lines is the option for knowing you you're taking very good care of democracy all of a sudden suddenly democracy matters to you doesn't it okay i'm going to give you a job here well i'm going to give you a choice here what do you want to do uh should we will we go to activities let's go to activities yeah let's do our own activities for a change um do we got anything in there interesting let's just let's go with that and then we might go to the shop gotta outlive olivia by a lot i don't think that's gonna happen i really don't i like how the the poll initially burst with accessorize but then crime just starts to catch up oh wait no it's adoption sorry i that's not gonna work we have a criminal record so it's not gonna work you'll have to pick something else they won't give it to us oh no olivia's dead wait olivia is dead right yeah olivia's dead yeah yeah you want to accessorize i was thinking about adopting a child but instead i decided to buy some accessories it might be good for a disguise honestly i'll just go eyewear oh god that's the only option okay i'll just mix up both i'm a mobster see okay we've accessorized there wasn't many options there which i guess makes it easy for me um right uh so the only one we're not gonna do here is uh time machine because that travels back in time and i think it costs money incognito mode activate i mean that pretty much is what it was put on a little hat and some glasses they'll never know it was us you want to get a pet okay uh i don't think i i don't think they'll allow us uh rescue an animal because of her criminal background i might be wrong you want to try and buy a cat or exotic oh no exotic pet is taking off okay exotic pet it is all right we're getting a parrot probably a bad idea given that i have so many secrets the pirate's gonna start repeating everything i say uh name what are we naming the bird any good names for a parrot three four two that is that is a funny name actually i could call it two yeah oh wait no you were voting okay bird that's a pretty good name as well uh communism seems to be the top spot can i paste oh i can oh this game has it all for the lazy man you knew malcolm is now pronounced communism great fantastic um okay for some reason we have de-escalated hard we were committing murders and what now and what not now all of a sudden we're gonna do some graffiti or are we too busy no we're not too busy we gotta spray paint over some ballers tags okay we enjoyed it i guess that's the important part assets finances oh wait i want to go shopping shopping okay what are you thinking um we don't have a driver's license so i guess i'll leave it on these options yeah we don't have our drivers like i mean or you know what i'll try and get the license for whatever you pick so there stab pole what are you thinking three you wanna shop for fake jewelry geez this is very balanced fake jewelry is an odd one though what are you plotting i thought you'd want like a boat or something i guess it is kind of mix up oh four oh you kind of want to buy property as well jeez you can't decide why you want to buy okay i'm just going to count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 stop four property okay okay we don't have that much money but we can afford anything in that line that's convenient okay you get to pick what house we get oh we can't actually afford the top one but oh well i'll leave it there now i don't want to mess it up contemporary home haunted colonial home mid-century home modern home ranch style row house town home what do you want you want the haunted house okay that's nearly all of our money but fair enough spooky i wait do you want a mortgage or do you want to buy it with cash you got to make some financial decisions here one or two buy it with straight up cash oh it's close a lot of you just want to buy it straight up in cash okay cash it is yep okay great uh let's do one crime thing on behalf of our associates generate income for the family what do you think we could have a house party yeah now that we have a house we can have a house party the only thing we're missing is friends which is more important i suppose just because of a house doesn't mean you can have a party like if you have literally no friends the guy you spend time with is a rat are they how do you know are you just guessing all right we're doing a burglary again i like that let's let's go with a doctor it might be dr hardwood they got a lot of money right okay once again we got oh no there's a dog okay one two three four five items how many would you like me to try and steal four two five four three five three three you're going with three you're going very balanced oh four and five are both going up i think three there's three people who want me to just rob one thing and leave okay i think three has won it let's get three things i guess the big wad of cash anyway get this so far so good there gone oh look at that that's a lot of cash seventeen thousand almost eighteen oh my god i almost clicked on don't report it and keep it all contribute the full amount fantastic what your boss has ordered you to scare a milf who stopped texting the skipper what will you do okay that's a little bit of a weird one the boss has a lot of weird requests they're always super weird aren't they they're never just normal oh sorry i messed up the poll okay you want to do it i mean that makes sense you want to do that okay uh what do you want to do though i feel like we should do some extortion i might do some extortion next the irish mob is weird they really are very strange glue her lips shot okay that's what you want to do you use the hot glue gun to it here oh my god okay and then go back to my job and we'll do an extortion thing uh crime extortion um you could pick who we're gonna start what are you thinking a bank small business corporate uh the convent again the night club where are we going oh i didn't start the poll sorry all right what are you thinking we're going back to the convent we really took that personally didn't we last time when they didn't give us the money okay the convent it is and now you're gonna have to decide on the amount once again the amount you pick uh will be like if you pick four i'll try and get fifty percent if pick one i'll try and get like you know one ace that kind of thing so whatever you're thinking four is flying up i mean last time we didn't get four it didn't work out but eight is going up quite high as well you want to go for all of it it's once again between fifty percent and a hundred percent i think fifty percent is going to win yeah we have fifty percent okay that's i'm gonna go for the exact same amount years later i come back really avery mcqueen you should really know better than this her fear is oh off the charts i hope that didn't break anything just pulled on a wire uh let's see start pull what do you think shake her down scare whacker or just never mind you'd be like all right fair enough you don't want to give me the money that's grand and we could just leave you want to shake her down shake her down and scare her seems to be the top ones five four three two one zero okay scare her oh no what are we gonna do these are pretty brutal send her a package trash her house bust car windows fire bomb her house slash car tires or jump scare just send her that really old commercial back in like the mid-2000s with the car and then the thing jumps up and scares ya he gotcha she's like all right all right i'll pay don't send me any more of these memes these old boomer memes okay four one two three four fire bomb her house seems like a measured response all right we got two grand there you go mob thanks oh there's a heist being planned uh spuds is that's a horrible name for someone an irish mob it's a bit on the nose there's plenty of heist that will allow family associate charles cheeks and barclay to hide in plain sight after he pulled it off you were tasked with requiring a vehicle that will accommodate the plan what will you choose i mean i can't drive it uh but what do you think a tractor a laundry van a riding lawnmower or a zamboni i mean the riding lawnmower might suit the irish to be fair and two a laundry van oh god okay i'm gonna count down five four three two one stop all right laundry van it is okay did it work do we get any update it wants to binge watch sopranos i'm assuming we're down for that we enjoyed that immensely for god's sake okay activities what do we want to do what do we got here uh maybe there what choices we got they're all right because they're sucking up to you because we're watching sopranos together you think so like i don't know how to do it should we do something a bit more creative with the the family menu i might take a look you want to love okay but what should we do what should we do to find love huh what type of love are they looking for the gay dating app again all right let's do it uh once again just whatever age you want you can pick so just the higher the number you put in the older they will be essentially what are you thinking one i see a few ones in there oh a lot of ones actually a lot of ones and a lot of eights i think eights is winning again all right let's take a look at the golden oldies so and what are we thinking stat pole i'll go into the the family menu after this the the mob one we might see what some of the other options are um oh this is the full menu okay five four three two one one female okay let's try it okay they're not crazy at least they're 93 they got lots of money all right let's see okay gang we need to impress them a bit more than last time okay okay what are you thinking ask for money that's what you initially go for okay that's plummeting okay compliment okay go with a compliment okay okay that did work that worked now what we'll we'll go again three three chances so you ease it up with the compliment i like that i like that a lot i like how a few people are trying to insult her you stuck between compliment again conversation or give money you're trying to buy her love okay fair enough i mean she has a lot of money already okay so i'll just give her the 10 grand i assume you will she did like it to be fair okay she does really like us maybe that was a good idea clearly i know nothing wait gift oh sorry i picked the wrong one but hey it worked out anyway so i mean it worked out perfectly in the end what do you think now um sorry i should be scrolled down what are you thinking two three four five six six would be elope you want to try a loping okay let's try eloping i hope you say yes because we might end up murdering you otherwise we're loping okay your mother is arguing our mother is still alive your mother is arguing with you because you got a lobe without telling her what will you do i assume you want to argue shut up look at all of her money now that you're married you're wondering if you should change your last name keep mrs democracy change to mrs morris democracy all the way mrs morris what do you thought sorry i let's end the poll what do you think oh my god sorry i ended the poll what do you think can we kill her mom i'll give you the option change to mrs morris democracy you're thinking mrs morris democracy that's such a weird name okay mrs morris democracy it is you're now sharing assets with your wife briona is that how you pronounce that i don't know all right we got another house and we got 1 million in cash look at that face they're happy they're finally happy hey morris democracy what does that even mean okay um i'm going to give you an option with crime on the menu also the casino and the horse track so there's a few things you can pick there you don't just have to do crime we could double our money here on blackjack whatever you're thinking i do understand you were very pissed off at mom though you know she's 96 so she'll be dead soon i mean yes and we're talking about the wife here by the way not the mom i think the mom's gonna outlive the wife okay you're going with crime what crime do you want to do though i have a sneaky feeling that you're itching to do a bit of pickpocketing are you no it's it's it's not it's not that at all okay that's fine murder is just soaring okay all right murderer it is i guess yeah murder's continuing to climb murder who do you even want to kill is it is it mom is that who you want to kill would you like to kill mom you do seem to have it out for religious people so i wouldn't be surprised if you just picked a random priest mom is oh one second let me just restart that poll there so mom is one two i'll just start it where's mother okay i'll start it there so we have a few options there x's husband or ex random priest the wife a sister or mother what are you thinking six would be mother six and wife is also doing quite well i mean quite badly i guess i should say i know it's definitely mother and how are we gonna kill them impale them atomic wedgie elephant laxative drive by strangle them or club them we can't do drive bike because we don't have a license unfortunately it won't work i've tried it before all right three elephant laxative you do come up with creative ideas i feel like we're actually playing hitman sometimes oh god you tried to sneak an elephant laxative into your mother's morning smoothie she called the police on you resist the rest i don't even need to do the thing and then we we try and escape i know the routine now all right i think i can just run for it yes all right i'm out day job it's been a while you've been ordered to report to the family i assume we report we have been the whole time oh no we need to make more money they're so needy they're more needy than my actual family okay we gotta generate some money what crime do you want to do honestly the organized crime job is a tough one okay thank you very much for the hype train don't feel like you got to do anything for it um i'll get to the alerts uh afterwards after we're done this failed democracy i don't know could you even call it a failed democracy because we are loaded like this is one of the most wealthiest people i've ever had emigrate you think we should emigrate maybe we should escape we could try emigrating you want to do a burglary okay uh an accountant okay and how how many i guess three again you probably want to do okay oh no there are two dogs okay there are two dogs how many things do you want me to try and steal rat on the crime family yeah i'll go into the crime thing and we can we can see what's there because we are under their thumb at the moment two you think two things that might be a good call all right let's let's try and get two things okay oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no okay i'm actually stealing a lot more stuff in the end i was only going for two okay wait i only got one thousand dollars okay you can take it all for god's sake a thank you for the two sub spacekit and thank you for the five and foxy thank you for the five as well i'll catch up with all of them in a while jesus thank you very much appreciate it okay let's see job we might need to try something else because this thing isn't working out what do you think should we try and escape the family i'll do a poll you can just pick more crime if you want but i've started i've started one to try and see what you want to do become an informant is winning at the moment become an informant is ahead of the game by quite a bit okay we are becoming an informant then contact the authorities and volunteer to become a confidential format against the o'malley family today yes oh no once you provided sufficient evidence against the o'malley family you will be allowed to enter the witness protection program and be free of the irish mob you must not be caught committing any crimes during this period or your status as a confidential informant will be revoked you've a maximum of four years to provide the evidence oh okay case how do i do it i don't have any evidence what do we do i can't do any crimes can i maybe i should hang out with the boss the underboss the skipper ask him out expose him as a rat can i expose someone as a rat okay you know what i'll give you the choice who we're going to interact with and then you can pick what we actually do so start because i know you have it out for charles that would be a lot of projection we have become a rat and immediately go that man is a rat it's kind of like uh drawing attention to ourselves you want to talk to the skipper okay we're talking to the boss man what do you want to do do with the skipper quite a few options there uh start the poll what do you want to do thank you again for the hype train everyone's very kind of you i'll get all those alerts once we see how this democracy thing plays out ask him out you want to ask out the mob boss two three four five six seven eight or hook up with him oh god that's a close one okay ten nine eight seven six five four three two one done okay we're going to try and hook up we don't have syphilis anymore do we no we we here at the syphilis okay good looks very good i don't feel like this is going to work but try to hook up they rejected us oh no i've been ordered to report to the family oh no your boss said he'd hate to see you get chopped oh well that's very nice of you i don't like read through the lines at all here okay um let's see so that relationship absolutely plummeted in fact most of them did who would you like to interact with next he knows where a rat uh maybe we should accuse someone else then apparently trying to hook up with a boss isn't a good idea we're married look it's it's the case all right it's not true love that we were going after that spud for it's just the case all right one two three four five six seven eight charles um oh no what are we gonna do there's ask out befriend compliment contract you could put a contract on him expose him as a rat hook up what do you want to do to him can we flee the country i'll let you give you have that option after this if you want six seems to be winning what's that one two three four five six okay we're going to expose charles as a rat are you sure you want to expose him as a rat yes you declare he's a rat wait was that correct they verified that he is in fact a rat oh my god how did you how did you know was he just like was it the hey let's watch the sopranos together they gave it away or what it reminds me of the the the get up i head on and the unboxing stream and it's like hey yeah hey you want to do mob stuff uh you want to like watch you know the entire series of sopranos i'm not a cop by the way all right well he was put through a wood chipper now i've been ordered to report to the family time for a no shook my head and nodded there we go that got us back in the good books so you want to hook up or what standing's gone way up look at this all right what do you want to do now folks we're in everyone's good books and picked up on body language a rat exposing a rat like they told me not to get involved in any crimes while i'm an informant and i just put a man through a wood chipper is that even a crime though i've never heard of like a law against that so i don't know uh you want to interact with the skipper again okay what do you want to do this time start paul ask him out his winning and then befriend befriend befriend compliment following behind but no befriend is winning all right befriend befriend him you've been ordered how come anytime i even approach them even if it's for good they pump the shotgun oh he didn't like that uh he does not want to become our friend okay we should have probably known that given that no one has ever wanted to become our friend i don't know why we thought the boss of a crime syndicate would want to become our friend oh we probably should have asked for that promotion we gotta all right let's age up but we've got no evidence our wife died [Laughter] all right what are we doing with the funeral one plan her funeral to go but let someone else plan it or three skip it all together oh we got a lot of money we can try and leave the country if you want okay we're skipping it all together all right it seems to be a trend you inherited cash assets of 534 000 uh-oh while on a trip to the mall you are confronted by the captain from the o'malley family oh run for my life attack him attempt to reason with him or beg for forgiveness oh no oh no this doesn't look good if we escape from this we're immediately gonna attempt to flee the country i think i'll give you the option anyway for sure what do you think attack him oh i kind of like that actually that might be our best option okay attack him oh god i hope they don't have a gun what if they're just coming over to say hello and we're overreacting because we're a rat and we're a bit jumpy okay what do you want to do to him slap headbutt punch bite spit grab this is getting this is getting intense emigrate that's not an attack unfortunately but we'll try it afterwards right headbutt and where do you want to headbutt him his mouth his toes his skull his stomach his chest or his jaw headbutt his toes that's a weird attack is are you sure that's what you want to go with it the okay uh five four three two one okay we're gonna head butt his toes just like in the sopranos attack did a bit of damage uh okay that that was a bit of an overreaction we head-butted his toes and then he threw us into a pit of frenzied ravenous pigs and watched them consume us honestly not bad not a bad run given that like the way it started we picked every single terrible option up until like the last few years where we tried to get some sense and actually stay alive but we were in too deep at that point when we got old we saw the error of our ways and we tried to correct it we had a big net worth three lovers three murders see what i mean he was caught between love and hate all the time that is the story of his life uh years in prison five a morris democracy passed away at the age of 40. her mother and her three sisters couldn't be bothered to attend her funeral i mean that is kind of karma an undisciplined woman friends say she was an abject and detestable person good job everyone pog undue debt no no that costs money and plus we we don't get any second chances this is real you can't just undo it democracy is dead everyone try again that's hey i like that all right we're gonna call it there well that was really fun i hope you enjoyed it it was just something a bit different as well you know it's good it was suggested by someone but i can't recall the username now but that was fun we got to do more stuff like that like super interactive stuff i think i finally lowered my camera it was too high um right i got a few people to thank because you've been very very nice i very much appreciate it thank you very much um okay where where even was i foxy thank you so much for the um the five subs again earlier i hope i'm in the right place i think i am um where was i it went so far oh my god it went so far it's actually gone off the page holy thank you very much for all the support everyone um hell oh my god there's so much um chris project kayla i like tony thank you so much for the five subs there steadfast glitter snacky uh headed duck winters slam a bang still still has bad memes the sparrow snake crucial bro fan uh satyas aggressive penguins pancake they're polite slavic atlas call me aaron geek pink uh shesher dragon snacky darken ronald jonah astillian that lion thing pepe a lucana treble jessie uh the real jakranos orbital ben wilco0103 um tarantula the blinding light belton his father combat katie joe kipp dearest npc silence still uh the ultra blood asara reaper happy toad uh kiship steel 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thanks for all the support everyone probably at the tiny moose brandy insanity lightning hook benefits pomegranate awakened waffles from the sizes this is insane jesus christ thank you very much just marcel um imperato super david danny roxy infinite hobzo a hairy rocket uh eber uh olivia hova sleepy government uh falcon a madison queen cocaine space atlas voxi thank you so much for the five subs you're very very kind thank you so much a butterfly pocket truly candy space kitten thank you for the five as well merry checks thank you for the bits thank you for the two uh and we're on the last page jaina matter nexus blacky linu halo blues dance boscia thank you very much larissa elena trifolium the rock mischief taboo glitchy nanners valve alien boy creation zombie make abu kitty black fairy ferning uh legos fairy sophie king and doggy thank you very much jesus christ thank you for all the support hell very very kind hell very very nice of you i i appreciate it a lot folks thank you so much um i gotta put that file going jesus that was a lot thank you so much for that um i'll just put that going that file because i'm probably gonna make that into a video so look forward to that hopefully um i hope you're looking forward to it anyway it should make an interesting video but jesus thank you for all the support that was nuts very very nice of you i i very much appreciate it um all right uh let me see i might try and raid someone new i think maybe a music streamer it might be nice um if we got um okay i yeah i like that title that's got me in okay yep yep i like it i like it um how can i go to my voxie thank you so much for the bits and thank you for the kind words about the sims 2 videos surfy thank you for the tip as well uh halo blues thank you for the bits i call i don't forget who you are sometimes it's just easier when there's a lot of names sometimes it's hard to like you know get your brain working um and all cylinders go so thank you for the sub as well uh all right let me where where is my chat there it is thank you so much um for the support today and thank you for being so nice i hope you had a good time a bit of a a strange uh stream but uh i hope you enjoyed it i'll be back on saturday that's the plan anyway allergies permitting um i have a video going up in half an hour sims 4 one that i think is pretty fun you might like it um i i appreciate the kindness the support just hanging out and that's about it we're gonna send a raid over to a music streamer i never looked at them before i've never seen them before but um their title intrigued me because it was sings and chats and puns and i'm interested to see what puns we got going there uh so i hope you enjoy that i'll leave it on in the background for a bit but i am roasting and i'm starving so i gotta get some food and i gotta cool down um but thanks very much for joining me and uh i hope to see you next time bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

Channel: CallMeKevin Stream Archives

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Id: J0QG-b4V5yQ

Length: 150min 22sec (9022 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 02 2021