The Scummiest Tricks Reddit Has To Offer (r/AskReddit)

what's the scummiest trick you know social psych class might as well be called manipulation 101 get someone to do a small favor for you and they will like you more the faith must be small so that you are unlikely to be refused the person will then have to reconcile the fact that they did something for you with the fact that you did nothing in return without conscious effort they will usually come to the conclusion that they did it because they like you I cannot cite the research because I'm lazy but it exists edit laziness overcome it is the Ben Franklin effect if you want someone to do something of moderate inconvenience to them ask them for a big favor first refusing this makes them feel as if they owe you a debt so they are much more likely to comply with a smaller request I feel dirty now open a bank and big fees and big bonuses issuing a bunch of mortgages you know can't be paid back when things start to go bad threat and Congress with Armageddon and receive a huge bailout pay yourself another huge bonus finally leave just before the bank goes broke and stick the stick slash taxpayers with the resulting financial black hole I bet you a dollar I can make your tits move without touching them grabs it hits I lose hand over the dollar walk note I'm not responsible for this nor would I do it what I found out while being a server at a fancy Country Club in California member margarita please me what kind of tequila would you prefer sir them house / Wells is fine four dollars fifty but check this out member margarita please me is patron okay most expensive member sure that's the trick to upselling strip club bait and switch get a small baggie fill one corner with any sort of white powder you may have laying around the house baby powder powdered sugar even flour will work in a pinch tie the corner of the baggie into a small knot so it looks like an eight ball of cocaine go out to the strip club every time you pull money out of your pocket and view of the girls make sure she sees it or drop it and pick it up really quick pretty soon you'll have a gaggle of Coco's hanging around there'll start dropping hints wanting to know what you're doing later etc etc invite them over when you get home make a big show of having lost your coke have a lot of booze on hand they'll stay anyway walk into a bank and ask the teller you're going to receive a lot of money in the near future and that you may like to open up a twenty thousand CD or something involving a lot of money then teller will then by policy be forced to get a personal banker to deal with a high-priority customer when you're labeled high priority they waive a ton of [ __ ] and treat you like royalty for a while for example my friend had over $400 dollars if a bunch of overdraft fees he couldn't pay I walked in the bank and asked the teller right like financial advice on $50,000 my grandpa is going to leave me she directed me to a personal banker I got to talking to her for a while about a bunch of financial mumbo-jumbo letting her think she was convincing me I then brought up the fact that my friend's personal experiences with the bank has made me question their reputation in spite of the fact that others recommended me here we called up my friend cleared his fees and I never walked in that Bank again going through the drive-thru in fast-food restaurants they don't put cups of water through the register basically ask for one they're free go to the pay window next and tell them you just asked for water when you get to the last window where you get the food most of the time you'll get the order for the person behind you which they've paid for lack of communication FTW get several flimsy paper or foam cups superglue them to your co-workers desk and fill them to the brim with water if they don't realize the cups are stuck to the table they will just try to pick one up normally and water will go everywhere then they will either try to sponge the water out of the old ones which will make just as much mess or just rip them all out another good one with cups and water setup like cups on a roommates floor and only fill up three or four in the middle with water they will kick their way through first first few then kick water everywhere if you're on the road and don't want to pay out for a hotel I know that Walmart has a UN official policy that they won't kick you out of their parking lot unless you've been squatting for something like 24 hours they kick some homeless kid out of their lot a few years ago and got slammed all over the news when he turned up dead called ell with an old PC on hand tell the midcourt fire smoke door even shocked you they will buy you off at the very least they will send a brand-new $5000 system my buddy got a home server a system a desk and free software over 10k worth of stuff not that I'm advocating this as an ex-employee I'm extremely loyal to Dell ground up alka-seltzer will cause a false positive for cocaine on many quickie tests done by cops at the scene of a bust grind some up while wearing gloves place in a drug type plastic bag also while wearing gloves plant in Simone's car and then drop a dime on them mean nasty and can result in incarceration of the individual you are setting up for a less mean trick take a plastic ziplock bag without a slider and place into a two tablespoons of sugar two tablespoons of dearths 1/4 cup of water and a dead fish hide in a place it will not be discovered for a couple of weeks under a spare tire is great really awesome spot is above a suspended ceiling tile the bag keeps the smell in initially the dirt water and sugar provide bacteria and a starter Culture Media the fish will rapidly rot and give off gas which will expand the bag and eventually pop it open releasing the wonderful aroma of two-week-old Rossing fish in the target area go to a park and wait for a woman jogging leap out and deal her the biggest blow to the back of the head take her cash and get the hell out of there fYI after eating many of these comments the things people do are extremely illegal and not really a scummy trick when I'm playing Settlers of khatyn and I have a monopoly ready to be played for the sake of example we'll say I'm going to play it on wheat I first trade out any wheat I have in my hand doesn't matter for what just trying to get some cards then bat play my monopoly on wheat and get my wheat back and whatever other wheat they had who all I'm bad this would be on the theft side of dirty but we used to do this all the time in high school go to local big-box store that as a customer service counter egg Canadian Tire Walmart Home Depot pick up desired item and walk to the customer service counter asked to return this item they will say not a problem can I have your receipt reply yes just let me oh you know what I forgot it in my car one second and leave with the item also just found out kids at my university were picking up textbooks off the shelves and taking them to the used book Buie back counter in the campus bookstore they would get 40% of the book price back instantly without even purchasing the book I would most likely give you one whenever because cigarettes are like pot if you have it you share it scummiest trick I know take any to pull balls put them so they're at the edge of the corner pockets on one end the end you break to ward preferably about to fallen have your victim stand of the middle of that end and put his pointer finger on each hand on each of the balls place a nickel on the spot where you would normally rack the lead ball tell the victim that you will shoot the cue ball of the nickel the nickel will go one way and the ball will go the other knocking both balls in their pockets the break down you shoot at the nickel dead on as hard as you can choose the force based on your victim of course the nickel makes the cue ball jump off the table and hit the victim in the balls not scummy genius when my friends and I used to get incredibly stoned and play hockey in underground parking lots at 3 a.m. we'd be thirsty and we'd have the munches solution walk into 7 / 11 take a double big gulp soft drink up poor / Ben & Jerry's ice cream in the bottom fill the rest with Slurpee you get a bnj ice cream half baked brownie FTW and a pretty big Slurpee for under $2 perfect for blunted hockey so let's say you buy a right erm and it breaks but you don't have a receipt or it's not covered under warranty just go buy the exact same model item and return the old saying it broke or it was faulty or you just didn't like it now you have a receipt so no hassle if it's the same model and not something that's checked by serial now this boxes that sort of thing then boom brand new item this just about always works and I've saved this for situations where I've felt like I have gotten just about no use out of an item then the store will normally just send it back to manufacture a dependent upon the item I knew a guy who had a hole cut in his jeans on the inner leg area he would pull the old sat on gum trick words that he would get Simone's attention by yelling aaww [ __ ] I sat in gum and start pulling the skin of his sack out the hole usually took a while before they realized it was his sack bar trick take two quarters put one under a beer bottle and hide the other one in your hand tell a friend I will bet you $5.00 that I can get that quarter out from under the beer without ever touching the bottle when they accept take both your hands and move them around the base of the bottle mysteriously hover over the top for a minute before finally proclaiming bam you only $5 and showing them the quarter in your hand without fail they will get a skeptical look on their face and lift up the beer bottle to check if you are like at which point you grab the quarter from under it and tell them now you only $5 if you ask everyone in your metro car if you can have a quarter because your ticket doesn't have enough on it to let you out you will almost certainly be given a dollar if you do this continually hoping from train to train you can make more than $20 per hour go to the grocery store pick up whatever case of beer you'd like tear a small hole in the box and rotate one of the cans or bottles till you see the barcode on the go to self checkout and scan the code on the bottle get a case of beer for around 3 bucks if you are ending up a charge for a meal whether [ __ ] owners aren't there especially in a small establishment like a cafe ask will it be cash if so don't bring it up give them the food and pocket the dough guess I got tired of them calling me Ricky Ricardo all the time new staff actually thought my name was Ricky it isn't I like to steal first base me can I get a kiss on the cheek huh leans in me quit turn of the head kiss on the lips usually leads to laughter then second base and a quick score timing is everything and you must know your prey some girls are onto this so it doesn't always work if you ever decide to take an extended road slash camping trip here are a couple I spent a year out riding a motorcycle before you leave pay $45 zero zero or whatever your local charges for are in commend the ship and pay the extra few bucks for the away feature this lets you use the card at any other incur the computers are not hooked up nationally and you now have free workouts / showers / - kazzie for as long as you have the card they do not have an expiration date carry a water storage bag Camelbak type thing and stop in at any mcds4 free purified water with ice the waterspout is beside one of the drink brands or another by a fish sandy if you're feeling guilty camp for free up any power line road that you find there is usually a service road and people rarely go up them quiet and free and comfy after your free and cash hour earlier on in a pinch if you're really tired and your travels have lead you to a place in time where you can't find a place to sleep or it would seem dangerous to do so go to the local police station tell them of your situation lots of them will let you sleep in a Cell and eat a couple of meals like the inmates bonus that you get to leave in the morning those are all of my homeless secrets while playing a 1vs1 on a console video game system preferably a fighting game pause the game with your controller when your opponent asks what the problem is tell him he paused it as he looks down at his controller to unpause the game you can easily unpause it gain the advantage and finish him note this may lead to extended periods of silence between friends you know the little candy vending machines where you put in a quarter turn the knob and it drops the quarter and releases some candy it turns out that if you superglue the quarter in place you can just keep spinning the handle and reap the rewards it's been a while since I did this there were these sorts of vending machines in an engineering lab I did some work in high school I can't believe they let us do whatever we wanted in there with all of their supplies etc but I remember having some kind of super glue removal which could be used to remove the glued quarter in the end taken a thir node patch cable to a place with a shittier Department plug wanna turn a jack into the other if they don't have the guard enabled on their switch it will create a bridging loop that will take down a small segment of their network if they don't suck too horribly bad or the whole damn thing if they really suck also this is a [ __ ] to track down if you don't have things set up properly

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Length: 14min 31sec (871 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 21 2019