Bastards Share Their Most Unethical Life Hacks (r/AskReddit)

ass credit what are some of your unethical life hacks when buying something on Craigslist I used my spam email to lowball the seller by a lot then I used my regular email to give a reasonable offer that is still a good amount under the asking price I almost always have my offer accepted I always pick Rock and Rock Paper Scissors against my sister or in front of my sister I end up doing dishes nor PCT but the odd time I really need something I pick scissors she's always going on about how I'm so done for always picking rock but I know what's up if you want to download movies music or software just google them and read the DMCA complaints on the bottom of the search results all the copyrighted material is conveniently listed there and where you can get them good guy Google if you ever go to a country concert wear something that implies you are in the military you won't pay for a drink the whole night if you're hungry and it's between 6 a.m. to 8 a.m. you can get free continental breakfast from pretty much any hotel you walk into it helps if it's busy when lying always include something slightly embarrassing or something that makes you look bad as part of your story it's not only going to disarm their skepticism admitting to something embarrassing gives an impression of humility but even if they remain skeptical there will be left wondering why you would make something up that you'd rather keep secret if it were true the weirdest I've heard of is rich moms hiring handicapped people to go to Disney with them so they and their children can skip all the lines when you are calling a utility slash customer service number and you need to speak to someone but receive an automated menu prompt choose the Spanish option then press 0 multiple benefits here more often than not they do not hire apps that only speak Spanish they will most likely be bilingual and we'll handle overflow calls in English anyway second Spanish speakers are less common in India so the spanish-speaking call centers are usually located in the US so when you get the ramp you will not have to deal with language barriers often encountered with the Indian rats in addition the weight is usually not as long source I used to work at a title company and this usually worked when calling large corporate banks a drug dealer in DC taught me to pick my nose if the police are staring at me no one picks their nose if they think someone is watching them so it's the ultimate way of being nonchalant when career hunting slagging craigslist posts as spam after applying or taking down flyers for a position like at a college campus cuts down on the competition I'm actually teaching a class on how to carry out all sorts of scams registration fee is $500 cash or money order only I post fake job ads on Craigslist for positions I'm interested in I get tons of resumes from people who are looking for similar positions in my area then I make sure my resume start from the rest when I apply for a real job I buy organic produce but use the self-checkout and ring it up as the non-organic version yes I'm a rebel I used to do the same but would go crazy with it I don't know if they fix this but fresh and easy used to ring up the NHANES itself check out by count not by weight they don't weigh the banana ID ring everything up as bananas and just pretend to scan them 10 pound bag of frozen chicken 25 cents huge jug of laundry detergent same anything all I have to say in my defense is that you've gotta do what you've gotta do when your broken food stamps don't make it through the month I'm doing much better now and no longer steal food and household supplies edit image ood decent-looking I would say it's 50 over 50 on guys and women offering it mostly chick stuff entering the partying slash rate scene I tell everyone I've never done any drugs suddenly everyone offers me cocaine ecstasy pot LSD I think I've had $200 worth of drugs each weekend for free same with liquor I'm not drinking tonight boom everyone gives me booze it's like everyone wants to break our integrity as soon as you tell them you are not doing whatever they are doing if you look like you know what you're doing no one will bother you to prove this in college a friend and I walked into the Student Union holding a clipboard walked straight over to a table picked it up and walked out with it without anyone saying anything if someone hurts your feelings dedicate much of your free time and energy into finding ways to humiliate them and ruin their life it can become a very fun exercise leading to increases in problem-solving abilities of the gaining of an expensive all life lessons I have a bunch here are a couple of my FAFSA by the cheapest ticket you can find for a sporting event you want to attend one hour before it starts login to StubHub to see which nice but not heavily secured seats are still available at a price point higher than the competition right a few of them down and chances are you can sit there all game without any issue keep your next parking ticket pay online and put it on your windshield whenever you need to park illegally if you call in sick to work always say your doctor is a she just that tiny detail makes it so much more legit I can't make it in today my doctors a woman bulletproof when phoning up your internet service provider rather than waiting through the robotic voice thing choose the option to say you want to quit their service this way you will talk to a human faster as they will persuade you to keep business with them call up your TV provider and tell them you want to stop using them to keep your business they will offer extra channels when the channels run out repeat the process I have had NFL Sunday Ticket on Direct of for three years straight now for free have a set of pictures on your phone of yourself in your apartment send one to your GF before you go to sleep when you're actually getting shit-faced with your friends edit why is everybody so mad the title of the tread says unethical never tell vendors for your wedding that you're hiring them for a wedding it's an event Ori Union big price difference I take a person to the Uni dining hall with Tupperware in it load up multiple plates of food then take a bunch with when I leave I do not feel the least bit bad about it considering what they charge me in tuition plus I pay to get into the dining hall anyway also having worked banquets and buffets before I know they probably around way literally tons of food per week might as well turn some of it into dinner here's a classic drive over to your 7-eleven of choice fill up a Slurpee and drop some candy bars in that [ __ ] make sure the candy bars aren't showing cover the Slurpee and pay for it free Snickers [ __ ] I'm not condoning this behavior but McDonald's will replace any item free of charge no questions asked you can eat an entire Big Mac walk up to the counter with the empty wrapper and just tell them it wasn't good they'll make you another free of charge I love this one okay so when buying beer if a beer comes in both six-pack and 30 pack for each individual beer will have a barcode on them if you scan this barcode at self checkout it will come up as a six-pack so rippen inconspicuous hold into the side of the 30 pack and line of beers barcode with your tear be careful make sure the box can still be carried without the small rip turning into a larger one during self checkout it can get sketchy on most checkouts the price comes up briefly I've done this many times and only been busted once the employee said Wow I can't believe they rung up that way whatever and we were on our way nothing like purchasing 90 beers for a little over 20 bucks if you need to cash from an ATM and it's not a large amount by a five cent piece of gum from a gas station that has the cash back option it's cheaper than a three dollar charge if you break something but don't have the receipt anymore by the exact same one from the shops and then either scavenge parts from it to fix yours and take it back claiming it didn't work out of the box or just return the old one with your new receipt then sell one on eBay I out ABBA said this in one of his videos how to have a guaranteed call back from a girl when you give her your number one go to a rougher class area near an ATM or a big bank to search trash cans around the location for withdrawal receipts you're look for one with a large bank balance on try collect a few maybe pounds 30k pounds 40 k plus and stuff them in your wallet three now when you give a girl your number just pull one of these out and write on the back of it your number at some point they'll see your bank balance and decide to give you a go for apartment dwellers when the local newspapers get delivered to the building pilfer all the tech here at coupons met criminal mastermind over here whenever I go to a big Chain movie theater I get my tickets from those electronic kiosks they have at the front and I buy the child's price tickets they're way cheaper the guy ripping the tickets never gives a [ __ ] I'm always prepared to say oops did I buy a kid's ticket by accident sorry if I ever get caught but I've done this at least a dozen times and have never been called on it [Music]

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Id: B237ho113c0

Length: 10min 14sec (614 seconds)

Published: Sat May 11 2019