Next level unethical life hacks

what's your slightly illegal lifehack C hub it's a website that allows you to get access to basically any academic paper without paying for access to them it's amazing I used to work as a lawyer in the criminal courts here in Ireland at the time parking was very difficult but the largest police station in Ireland was adjacent to the district courts there the criminal courts have moved since but at the time they were at the Bridewell in a way outside that station there were loads of parking spaces all marked police only one day I was running late and decided I would take the ticket rather than be late for court so I parked in one no ticket I started doing it regularly pretty soon they were used to my car there so I guess they all assumed it belonged to a policeman it was great even if I got a ticket I had saved multiples of the ticket cost by the time a few weeks had gone by several months later it finally caught up with me I was starting the car getting ready to pull out when a cop held up his arm damn I thought and wound down the window he said good evening judge and stopped oncoming traffic to let me go I said thanks very much and drove on thing as I was in my early twenties way too young to possibly be a judge in Ireland where forties would be young for that job I think the cops collectively decided that anyone with the audacity to blatantly Park in that space must be a judge who else would think they could get away with it saved me probably ten thousand at a time early in my career when I really needed the money once I was established in the spot I would pull into it right in front of cops and nonchalantly get out and walk away nobody challenged me long story short if you break the law blatantly the cops may decide not to challenge you I recently got into propagating succulents if you take a leaf and just leave it out in a greenhouse it will eventually sprout a new plant instead of buying succulent succulent cuttings online I go to plant store Home Depot and scour the succulent section for fallen leaves I come home with up to 50 leads to propagate till you can pirate plants you wouldn't download a tree sometimes I have to park downtown for work parking for an entire day cost $35 but when you hit the lost ticket button it's only $25 so you bet you're a I lost my ticket each time if you catch a bee in a jar put it in your fridge he'll fall asleep in the frost you can then put him in your mouth he will eventually wake up as your mouth eats him up then you've got a freebie in your mouth when I was running low on food I would dig the free breakfast at the hotel two minutes from my apartment I found a parking spot that has a parking meter on it but by virtue of its location that meter never gets checked I've parked for free all day for over two years not one parking ticket in my town the meters all have little blinking red or green lights presumably they just drive by and look for headlights at night always wondered what would happen if you made a little device with blinking green LEDs and just taped it to the meter the device wouldn't cost more than a couple bucks and it wouldn't be visible at night never break two laws at once if you are speeding don't look at your phone I never pay for parking and put a sign that says machine broken 845 m on my dash only time I get a ticket is when I forget to take it out of my glove box edit I see casual parking fraud is the theme of this thread if it's a private business and not the city parking meters I just never pay the ticket I've gotten at least 20 tickets at my tiny University and New Jerseyan have never paid they don't tow cars and they have no idea whose car they are ticketing because I never registered it in the system in the first place it's a pretty big hole in their system I am a college football fan and I park downtown right in front of the stadium the max time won the meter is two hours but I still park there I get a $15.00 ticket every time but the paid parking lots are $25 30 is pay the ticket and smile as I see people that paid double and walked a mile this one isn't really illegal but if you go to Dunkin Donuts about 30 minutes before closing time they will give you all their left doughnuts if you ask if you don't they just throw them away don't ask for totally free doughnuts ask for two doughnuts pay for them and then ask is there anything you're looking to get rid of and the employee will make you a dozen for free but if you walk in asking for free food that doesn't go over as well if you want to buy a car that doesn't have a cycle first make sure it's not stolen then register it online in the state of Vermont and they will make you a new title and send it to you without needing to inspect it I go the rigid stream pages for any sports event I want to watch since it would be the only reason to pay for cable I once was invited to the Executive Lounge at a hotel about five minutes from my place they serve free wine and finger food there literally no security or room checking or anything I go there sometimes after work when I feel like a glass or two by myself I work security at an upscale hotel we have a concierge lounge that anyone can literally walk right into as well only platinum members are given access to the concierge floor which is the 8th floor to access the eighth floor you need to use your keycard in the elevator which will only work if you've been given access or you can take the elevator the 7th floor and take one flight of stairs to the 8th no one will ever know the washing machines in my dorm have a payment system that uses your student ID instead of change for more convenient washing but if you unplug the ethernet cable on the box you swipe your card and it doesn't charge you when it's connected again never have tried it but put the address you want the letter to go to in the return address spot and then don't put a stamp on the envelope it's really stupid to risk federal crime for less than 50 cents but I think this fits its thread I used to convert online access only PDF books into printable versions and then share them with classmates when looking for stuff on Google that's pirated you might see a message at the bottom that says something like in response to multiple complaints that we received under the US Digital Millennium Copyright Act we have removed results from this page if you wish you may read the DMCA complaints that cause the removals at lumen database org complaint with links to multiple complaints click one of the complaint links it should take you to lumen database look for the part that says allegedly infringing arils and boom one or more links to what you want personally speaking at least 95% of the time I get a working link I study and work at a university where I often Park in the paid parking lots where you get a ticket printed at the time of arrival and then feedback and when you leave to calculate your total I found that if you crumple up the ticket the machine can't read it and then I call the helpline and tell them my ticket is unreadable and they immediately open the gate i haven't-- had to pay for on-campus parking all year i play the stupid foreigner card if i am caught jaywalking I was nearly 18 before I realized crossing the road was a crime in some countries in the UK we just looked both ways and go for it foxed all australia's cable TV provider gives free two week trial x' you download their app and can chromecast to your TV for about eight months I've been creating a new mail address and resetting an old iPad yes it's a tiny hassle but I already pay around one hundred and thirty dollars per month for two satellite boxes and that package doesn't have chromecast functionality not me but I have a friend who pays for one movie then finds every good movie that's playing times everything and watches something like three or four movies in a day we used to take our dog to day camp at Petsmart it was good because he would get to play with other dogs during the day it was expensive though twenty dollars a day only did it twice a week but still one hundred and sixty dollars a month they used to send us digital coupons for a free day for every ten days we went well I tried to use the same digital coupon and it worked for a while didn't abuse it or do it every time we went as not to raise suspicion eventually they updated the computer system to recognise if the coupon had been used before Gudrun while it lasted Jim at the university is like a $300 membership for six months but I've realized that they don't scan your card if you go up to the women's ginn so I've been using mild card to get the access card for the women's Jim I have two cards from the gym so if I ever deviate court I'll pretend I brought the wrong one in it's probably not a good thing to do but as a broke uni student I have no remorse keep getting Amazon Prime by creating new emails every month and signing up for the free trial you can claim up to $300 worth of non-cash donation money every year on taxes without a receipt an example would be you'd say you donated two hundred and fifty dollar worth of clothes if a web site disables your ability to write click Save their media in order to protect it you can usually grab it easily enough by opening the page info in your browser and going to the media tab may be called something else depending on browser used and there should be a list of all media embedded on a page pictures videos and so on you can stream almost any TV show or movie without paying for a just by looking for free sites they are always shutting down and popping back up app new addresses just follow 123 movies on Twitter updated a neighbor's unsecured with fear outer with a third-party firmware that increased the output so I could steal even more of their internet I used it for the entire year I was at that address I had free internet for roughly two years moved into a new apartment and had called Comcast to have internet set up when the technician pulled up I literally watched him get out of his truck write some SH down then got back in and left so they typed it up as me not being home for the installation well as it turned out I had my own router and modem already hooked up and they turned everything on at their end but they forgot to turn that shop to freakin years 50 MBS Internet not a single phone call from Comcast or a single bill delivered to my door I had a small burn and went to buy burn cream at Walmart for it I realized before I bought the cream that walmart sells aloe vera plants I broke part of one off and applied it to the burn and I was all good as a broke college kid go to Costco through the return entrance and keep walking to the cafe cheap pizza salad hot dog etc bought a good quality steam mop from a store but didn't take the warranty six weeks in and it stopped working I went back and they refused to take it back without a store warranty so I took it home and cleaned it went to the same store in another town it's a huge chain I bought the same mop switched it out of the box went back in and said my wife had just bought the same product to their sister store and got an instant refund scan tomatoes as potatoes in self-serve checkout also ringing up at EVs bananas will allow you to pay by the weight of the TV this is handy for when you want to watch a show in 4k but only have pocket change I steal all the napkins at Taco Bell I turned my amused satellite dish into a whiffy and Tenace strong enough to steal a neighbor's unlocked whiffy if you drive a common car or SUV and you need new tires or have a park that is worn out or about to break go rent a similar make model and switch stuff out I know a guy that did this with a rin tire transmission just get the insurance and push the car down the block from your garage and call a tow when the work is done seems like this would go well beyond slightly illegal to me at school we had a fingerprint scanner linked to an account we used to pay for meals at the entrance to the cafeteria there was a machine with another scanner used to make deposits I used to purposely use the wrong finger so it wouldn't work it's worth noting that if you didn't have a funds they wouldn't let you go overdrawn not due to limitations in the system rather it's probably best to not give 11 year old kids the financial freedom to buy wherever food they want and have their parents cough up later this is why there was a machine at the entrance as mentioned previously so I'd go to pay use the wrong finger and the lunch lady would ask my name to take a note I'd give her my name and she would send me on my away with my lunch it was never followed up on and by the time I had left school I must have accrued some serious debt I'd estimate at around eight hundred pounds that's two years three hundred and eighty days of one pound and forty penny pizzas and a drink [Music]

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Length: 13min 38sec (818 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 16 2020