The Ones Where Ross Is Heated | Friends

Chandler Chandler I saw what you were doing through the window I saw what you were do to my sister now get out here well listen we had a good run you know what was it four five months I mean that's more than most people have in a lifetime so goodbye take care bye-bye then what are you doing oh I'm going on the lamb come on CH come on I can handle Ross Hold On hey Ross what's up bro what the hell are you doing hey what's what's going on well I think I think Ross knows about me and Monica dude he's right there I thought you were my best friend this is my sister my best friend and my sister I I cannot believe this look we're not just messing around I love her okay I'm in love with her I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way sorry but it's true I I love him too my best friend and my sister I cannot believe this oh I'm sorry you you guys want to probably get some hugs in too huh big news no that's okay we've actually known for a while what what what you guys knew you you all knew and you didn't tell me Well Ross we were worried about you okay we didn't know how you were going to react you were worried about me you didn't know how I was going to [Applause] okay all right what do you say we all uh clear out of here and let these two love birds get back down to business hey hey hey I'm just talking here he he's the one doing your sister I'm pregnant Ross Ross okay whenever you're [Laughter] ready and you're the father by the way but you got can I get you some water I'm good I'm good Ross there is no pressure on you okay I mean you can be as involved as you want yeah I uh I'm just I don't know I don't understand um how this happened we we used the condom I know I know but you know condoms only work like 97 % of the time what what what well they should put that on the box they do no they [Laughter] don't well they should put it in huge block letters Okay Ross come on let's just forget about the condom well I may as well have listen you know what I was really freaked out too when I hey I'm I freaked out I'm indignant as a consumer you know what let's let's talk later no no I want to talk now okay I in fact I want to talk to the president of the condom company okay you know what maybe I should come back okay yeah a press one hey I'm here hi oh oh my God you like it oh my God it's my new Apothecary table pH is going to be here any second she cannot see this oh why not she'll she'll love it it's the real thing I got it at Pottery Barn I know you did I bought the same one and if she sees your table she's going to know that I lied to her I told her that ours was an original why did you do that because she hates Pottery Barn she hates Pottery Barn I know I know she says it's all mass-produced nothing is authentic and everyone winds up having the same stuff so come on she's going to be here any second can we please just cover this up with something please what no no I am not going to hide it from Phoebe oh although I did get some great Pottery Bond sheets oh oh I forgot they made sheets yeah I still can't believe she hates Pottery Barn Ross get over it it's not like she hates you yeah but Pottery Barn you know when I think she's just she's weird you know it's because she's a twin twins are weird Ross she's not weird she just likes her stuff to be one of a kind huh you know what's not one of a kind a twin hey oh bab's here okay so let's turn out all the lights and we'll just watch the movie okay hey oh cool sheet oh you like it you want to know where I got it sure he got it at a flea market you bought your sheets at a flea market Ross come on you got to loosen the purse strings a [Music] little so good hey FES can you please not put your feet up on my new old sheet oh my Apothecary table what no Ross where did you get this I got it at Pottery Barn okay oh my God B Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique what oh my god well if they've ripped off our table ours must be worth much more than $1 50 well this doesn't even smell like opium of course not it smells like wine which you spilled and thanks for wrecking my sheep by the way oh Ross calm down I'll give you the 80 cents you kick whose ass in a fight you or Ross there's no question so you think Ross too you picked Ross B is really strong he's the strongest out of all three of you except for Joey I cannot believe you didn't pick me uh in her defense she's right I am stronger I would destroy you oh really you think you're stronger why don't you prove it oh I'll prove it I'll prove it like a theorem wait wait wait stop it stop it stop now there's no one's going to fight in this apartment hey Monica people came to see a fight let's give them what they came for you guys could arm wrestle yeah listen to the nurse you're going down oh yeah you're going further down down town seriously guys the trash talk is embarrassing hi you uh wanted to see me yeah uh here's a box of your stuff what uh you know it's just like hats and shirt and CDs just sort of stuff that you've left here what are you doing are you are you trying to hurt me or something no Ross it it just seems that you know it's time we you know move on I mean don't you think yes yeah yes I do good yeah I I I really do hey this this was a gift Ross you got that for free from the museum gift shop it's still a gift I got it from the gift shop okay all right give me the mug I'll keep the mug no you know you know don't do me any favors in fact where where's the rest of my stuff huh like like my um hey this book is mine and and and and that t-shirt you sleep in I'd like that back too yes I do you know how much I love that t-shirt you never even wear that t-shirt I'm just trying to help you move on oh you are a petty man you are a petty petty petty petty petty small you are so just doing this out of spite no no no I'm I'm going to wear this all the time I love this shirt you have not worn that t-shirt since you were 15 it doesn't even fit you anymore oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh okay [Applause] okay if you don't mind I'm going to take the rest of my stuff and relax in my favorite shirt you have a pleasant evening okay here we go well yeah I think I'm going to take off huh oh you guys this was an amazing night thank you so much I love you good night what I don't get a goodbye lucky bastard she says goodbye to everyone but me well maybe she thought that with all of your history it could be you know implicit well it needs to be pcit all right let's think about this I mean there's got to be an explanation uh did you do anything to make her mad no I don't I don't think so you know maybe she was just really spent from our talk it was pretty intense yeah mine too mine was a Humdinger okay I mean don't I deserve anything I mean uh a few tears a a cursory hug not from you Ross if you're this upset you should go and talk to her say what you owe me a goodbye that mean it's got more Pride than that the hell I [Laughter] do I don't get a goodbye what everyone gets a goodbye but me what do we got to do to get a goodbye huh uh be best friends with you uh go out with you have have a baby with you oh wait a minute wait a minute I did all those things or maybe maybe I'm just not giving you enough credit uh I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five people uh goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye it's physically impossible that's it I cannot make this decision it is too difficult so I am just going to leave it entirely up to the gods of fate a magic eightball come on you can't be serious you can't make this decision with a toy oh it's not a toy well I don't know what else to do I mean I either keep my wife and lose one of my my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced for the second time before I'm 30 so so if anyone else has has a better suggestion let's hear it because I I got nothing all right don't be shy any suggestion will do okay then here we go magic eightball should I never see Rachel again ask again later later is not good enough ask again later what the hell this is broken it it is broken let me see will Chandler have sex tonight don't count on it wait a minute wait a minute you you hated the name Ruth why why would you change your mind unless you know we're never going to have to use it you did see the folder you know it's a boy I didn't see anything I actually changed my mind about the name oh I don't think so you're you're just giv me Ruth so so you'll get to name him when it's a boy and then that's when you'll swoop in and and name him Heath or Blaine or seoa I would put seoa veto fine unless you anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl and and you really do want her to be named Ruth well I'm not falling for that okay Ruth is off the table but Ross you want the name Ruth not like [Music] this

Channel: Friends

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Length: 15min 30sec (930 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 21 2024