Ross Geller, Paleontologist | Friends

foreign wow this place is beautiful look at all these paleontologists I know there are going to be some pasty Folks by the pool tomorrow oh my God I can't believe you're here I think I've been recognized this happens all the time Dr Geller I am such a huge fan well that never happens I've been following a career for years I I can't wait for your keynote speech wow this is very flattering uh I would love your autograph what uh sure um dear Sarah I dig you huh Dr Ross Geller well thank you so much oh and Sir uh like to introduce you to my colleague uh Professor wheeler and uh and this is Joey Tribbiani are you a paleontologist no God no no no no no uh I'm an actor he probably recognized me from a little show called The Days of Our Lives dude it's it's just Days of Our Lives there's no duh Okay Ross let's go I have sex with Dinosaurs I believe I read that somewhere not only is it not funny it's physically impossible okay depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long it's not funny I respectfully disagree I can't believe you put that on my alumni page who cares nobody reads those things you better hope not because I just read what you put on your page today I don't have a page oh oh I respectfully disagree foreign who first hypothesized that the Velociraptor when threatened would expand its color and emit a high-pitched noise to frighten off its predator yes Mr Lewis what kind of noise just a high-pitched intimidating noise but like how well we we don't know for sure but in my head it sounded something like this [Laughter] of course this is just conjecture okay that's uh that's all for today um maybe maybe because of my father I mean um you know when I was growing up he was kind of a tough guy you know and as a kid I wasn't the athlete I am now I play Squash anyway I um I always got the feeling he thought I was too sensitive that must have been hard it was hard I remember I I was in my bedroom playing with my dinosaurs playing and learning my father walks in and says he says what are you doing with those things what's wrong with you why aren't you aren't you outside playing like a like a real boy but you are a real boy I know I am why can't you wear a tank top oh thank you Chiller this is so great she's gonna love me okay dinosaur attack quick everybody into the house all right Phoebe you know what that's it that's it right no dinosaurs no Ghosts no giant dogs okay they're not the right size they're not Victorian and they just don't go okay fine come dinosaur we're not welcome in the house of no imagination our thieves while we're hovering around the subject I just have to say that dinosaurs they they don't go rough the little ones do I feel terrible you know what you can go I just have to fill out some forms you uh you want you want me to help you with that why does it look like I'm having trouble with my misshapen claw name no I know Ross but What's it short for you know like like Russell foreign pretty okay date of birth you know my birthday sure May Timber October 18th occupation dinosaurs actually I'm a paleon dinosaurs is fine the drawing is not [Laughter] okay here you go you can pay me back whenever you like you have dinosaur checks yeah yeah I mean you get your money and you learn a little something what's wrong with that nothing nothing hey you're a cheap asaurus kidding no kidding thank you I'm very grateful um does everybody hate these shoes oh yeah but uh don't worry I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as you're wearing that towel dress tell him it's her first day at this new job you're not supposed to start with her all right I suppose I can wait a day hey what are you doing Friday what I need you to come to this bachelor's party for my weird cousin Albert you know he's the uh the botanist oh God yeah botanist is such Geeks yeah is that a dinosaur tie oh yeah mistake is amazing oh my god get a room I would get a room with this cake I think I could show this cake a good time foreign if you had to what would you give up food or sex sex seriously answer faster I'm sorry honey you know when she said sex I wasn't thinking about sex with you it's like a giant hug food food okay how about um sex or dinosaurs oh my God it's like Sophie's Choice hey Ross doesn't Ben go to Smithfield Day School yeah yeah why sting is a son that goes there too yeah I know he's in Ben's class you knew this and you never said anything with all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us fine no more dinosaur stuff can I talk about fossils

Channel: Warner Bros. TV

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Length: 8min 1sec (481 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 17 2023