PHOEBE HATES
POTTERY BARN? YEAH, SHE HATES ALL
MASS-PRODUCED STUFF. SHE THINKS HER FURNITURE
SHOULD HAVE A HISTORY--
A STORY BEHIND IT. THIS HAS
A STORY BEHIND IT. THEY HAD TO SHIP IT ALL THE WAY FROM
THE WHITE PLAINS STORE. I'M TELLING YOU IF YOU PUT THAT
IN HER APARTMENT YOU WILL NEVER
HEAR THE END OF IT. OKAY, FINE, I'LL
JUST TELL HER THAT IT'S AN ANTIQUE
APOTHECARY TABLE. SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW
WHERE IT CAME FROM. OH, I LOVE
THESE LITTLE DRAWERS. OH, LOOK, LOOK, IT SAYS
THAT IT HOLDS 300 CDs. AH, JUST LIKE
THE APOTHECARY TABLES OF YORE. OOH, WHAT A GREAT TABLE. WHERE? WHERE DID YOU GET IT? GUESS. UM, A FLEA MARKET. OH! SEE, I KNEW. I KNEW YOU WOULD
GET IT ON THE FIRST GUESS. ISN'T IT COOL? IT'S AN APOTHECARY
TABLE. WOW... OH, YOU CAN JUST IMAGINE THAT
THIS IS WHERE THEY KEPT ALL THE STUFF TO MAKE
THEIR POTIONS, YOU KNOW. YES. YOU CAN ALMOST
SMELL THE OPIUM. ALMOST. OH, HOW MUCH WAS IT? ONLY 500 BUCKS. 500 BUCKS AT A FLEA MARKET? OH, OKAY, SEE,
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT HOW MUCH WAS IT
WHEN IT WAS NEW YOU KNOW,
LIKE BACK THEN? OH, NO. I MEAN, IT WAS
AT A FLEA MARKET SO IT WAS, YOU KNOW,
IT WAS, LIKE, A DOLLAR. A DOLLAR? AND 50. SO, YOU KNOW, IT WAS,
LIKE, ONE AND 50 DOLLARS. OH, OKAY, THEY GAVE YOU
THE OLD-TIME PRICING. YEAH. WELL, WHAT PERIOD
IS IT FROM? UH, IT'S FROM YORE. LIKE THE DAYS OF YORE, YOU KNOW. YES, YES, I DO. GOD... OH, IT'S
JUST PERFECT. WOW, I BET IT HAS A GREAT STORY
BEHIND IT, TOO. DID THEY TELL
YOU ANYTHING? LIKE, YOU KNOW,
WHERE IT'S FROM OR...? OH, YES,
THAT I KNOW. THIS IS FROM, UH,
WHITE PLAINS. ( gasps) WHITE PLAINS. MM-HMM. OH, IT SOUNDS LIKE
SUCH A MAGICAL PLACE. HEY! I'M HERE. HEY. OH... OH, MY GOD. YOU LIKE IT? OH, MY GOD. IT'S MY NEW
APOTHECARY TABLE. ROSS, PHOEBE IS GOING
TO BE HERE ANY SECOND. SHE CANNOT SEE THIS. WELL, WHY NOT?
SHE'LL LOVE IT. IT'S THE REAL THING. I GOT IT AT POTTERY BARN. I KNOW YOU DID.
I BOUGHT THE SAME ONE. AND IF SHE SEES YOUR TABLE,
SHE'S GOING TO KNOW THAT I LIED TO HER. I TOLD HER THAT OURS
WAS AN ORIGINAL. WHY DID YOU DO THAT? BECAUSE SHE HATES POTTERY BARN. SHE HATES POTTERY BARN? I KNOW, I KNOW. SHE SAYS IT'S ALL MASS-PRODUCED;
NOTHING IS AUTHENTIC AND EVERYONE WINDS UP
HAVING THE SAME STUFF. SO, COME ON. SHE'S GOING
TO BE HERE ANY SECOND. CAN WE PLEASE JUST
COVER THIS UP WITH SOMETHING, PLEASE. NO, NO. I AM NOT
GOING TO HIDE IT FROM PHOEBE. OH, ALTHOUGH I DID GET SOME
GREAT POTTERY BARN SHEETS. OOH! OH, I FORGOT THEY MADE SHEETS. YAH. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE HATES POTTERY BARN. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? SHE'S WEIRD, YOU KNOW. IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S A TWIN. TWINS ARE WEIRD. ROSS, SHE'S NOT WEIRD. SHE JUST LIKES HER STUFF
TO BE ONE OF A KIND. YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT
ONE OF A KIND? A TWIN. HEY. HEY. OH, PHOEBE'S HERE. SO LET'S TURN OUT
ALL THE LIGHTS AND WE'LL JUST
WATCH THE MOVIE. OKAY. HEY, OOH,
COOL SHEET. OH, YOU LIKE IT? YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHERE I GOT IT? SURE. HE GOT IT AT A FLEA MARKET. YOU BOUGHT YOUR SHEETS
AT A FLEA MARKET? ROSS, YOU'VE GOT TO LOOSEN
