Ross Geller being FUNNY & CHAOTIC

so how dark do you want to be we have one two or three well uh I like how you look what are you Puerto Rican two I think a just a high pitched intimidating noise but like how well we we don't know for sure but in my head it it sounded something like this [Music] I'm sorry Mr Bing there's no record of your reservation in the computer well that's impossible can you check again please check again please I'm sorry it's not here it's not there someone at work ate my sandwich well what did the police say my Thanksgiving leftover sandwich I can't believe someone just ate it Ross is just a sandwich just a sandwi sandwich look I am 30 years old okay I'm going to be divorced twice and I just got evicted that sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life someone ate the only good thing going on in my life one Mississippi two Mississippi [Music] three I'm I'm not finished couting you sprayed my front twice you never turned No I barely even got the three Mississippi Mississippi I said count to five Mississippi LLY the rate is $600 that's insane it is totally insane dude let's drive home we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if if they're closed then maybe we'll we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves go all right ready turn turn turn I don't think we can turn anymore I just don't think it's going to fit oh yeah well come on up up up up yes here we go pivot pivot pivot pivot pivot paper shut up shut up shut up wait wait a minute there's no light on the back wall how do I know when it's going to start hello my now the the salt shaker is off limits but the salt fault I wish I thought this through people at work are actually afraid of me yeah a guy called me mental mental Geller yeah I've always wanted a cool nickname like that yeah the best you got in high school was a wet pants Skiller it was the water fountain okay 321 boxes of cookies very nice not nice enough charot 26 78 sorry dear but still good good for a scrud oh let's let's celebrate with some Maple cany no at least tell me where you hit it you see my my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches her secret is she puts a an extra slice of gravy soaked bread in the middle I call it the moist maker anyway I I put my sandwich in the fridge OB and oh oh you know what I I'm sorry I I believe I ate that you ate my sandwich it was a simple mistake it could happen to anyone oh really did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moist maker no do you perhaps remember seeing a note on top of it there may have been a a joke or limic of some kind that said it was my sandwich now now calm down come look in my office some of it may still be in the trash what well it was quite large I I I had to throw most of it away you you you you threw my sandwich away my sandwich my sandwich wonder how many people would go and see a movie called Jurassic Parker oh that is so no no no a bunch of out of control jackets take over an island Ross oh my God Ross what in Heaven's name what are you doing here and that is why we cannot see each other anymore we did it 298 times oh my oh you kept count you are such a loser a loser you did it with 298 times yes yes how can I help you yeah we we were just looking around oh oh your your fellow Scholars what exactly were you looking for hm perhaps uh perhaps Dr Chester stocks musings on the smilein californicus uhh get out of here okay please please Paul just let me explain no let me explain fired okay fine fine have me fired but uh I want you to know that you and I are not all that different I mean I too am a neat guy [Applause] what and I too am just a love machine [Applause] that's great that is great what did we just finish talking about Ben what did we just finished talking about all right that's it come here you know you are in big trouble young man I know Ben come here I am not kidding you guys serious you got to stop do my [Laughter] God oh

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Id: HIeWttonF6c

Length: 7min 30sec (450 seconds)

Published: Sat May 22 2021