Bob: Oh fine, nobody wants to be on Bob's team, whatever. Mark: I'll be on your team, Bob. Mark: Oh jeez, uh- whoops.
Jack: I also like how I have errors and purples everywhere. Mark: Oh my god. Jack: Despite taking 20 hours to download the map. Wade: *laughs*
Mark: This map sucks. Jack: *laughs*
Bob: It works for me perfectly. Mark: Oh Jesus.
Jack: Nooo!
Bob: This map is fine! Mark: *laughs* Oh Jesus! Wade: Oh my god.
Jack: Don't say that. Wade: I can't see anything
Mark: Keep going, keep going guys! Mark: Just keep going with this, it's good! Mark: I'm not even playing right now, I'm spectating. Jack: OH! What the-?
Wade: It looks fine for me! Mark: Oh my god, oh my god, the CABINETS are errors! Mark: The gas station is an error! Bob: Hey, am I an error? Don't shoot me. Bob: Don't shoot me, I'm right next to you, Jack. Jack: No, you're a pot. Bob: Oh, cool. Wade: What are (unintelligible)?
Bob: WADE'S GONNA KILL ME!
*grenade* Bob: Goddammit! Oh, it was you (Jack)!
Jack: *laughs*
Wade: Wow! Wade: I like how I get accused! Bob: Wade...
Jack: The comedic timing was too good! Mark: Oh my god, this is gonna be so hard to watch! *laughs* Jack: Do you have, like the entire inside of the building is all pink? Mark: Yeah. Oh yeah.
Bob: No, no. Mine's fine. Bob: Mine's actually is totally fine though. Bob: I have literally no errors right now.
Mark: Bob, Jack: Really? I'm seeing purple.
Mark: Come downstairs, I love this TV program. Mark: Everything's purple. Everything.
Jack: Yeah. Mark: Should we try to get a new game then? Bob: Yeah, I suppose.
Wade: Do we? Yeah, I can do that. Jack: I'm in! Bob: Erm, that's not how it works.
Mark: Wait! We're starting?! WHAT? Jack: Can we pick teams?
Wade: Is everybody in? Mark: Wait WHAT THE FUCK?! Mark: I GAVE UP BECAUSE YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO STOP! Wade: Jack restarted the thing. Mark: Ohhh. Ok, oh phew.
Wade: He turned it to "Maps Only." Mark: Well, I'll do that then. Alright. Wade: OH MY GOD! I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT WE ALL AGREED TO DO!
Jack: I didn't stop the fucking GAME! Bob: *laughs*
Mark: WE DIDN'T AGREE TO DO ANYTHING! Wade: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING HUNTERS?!
Mark: I don't know. Guys, I'm in. Wade: Great, everybody's in.
Bob: Alright, I'mma pick Hunter.
Mark: Alright. Bob: "Hunters WIN!"
Jack: *laughs* Mark: Alright, I'm in. Wade: Did we just end up with the same teams as last time? Mark: I don't know.
Bob: Yes.
Jack: This map is awful. Mark: I'm with Bob.
Bob: Oh my god. Wade: What do you mean?! This is a 5-Star Map! Mark: Yeah, but it was brand new, so maybe only one person rated it.
Bob: It's so white! Oh no! There's an invisible walls! Bob: Oh, it's not invisible if you do that. Bob: Oh Christ, hang on. Jack: Invisible if you just believe.
Bob: I need like 35 more seconds. Hang on! Mark: Aye yai yai! Woah.
Jack: Well you only got 13!
Bob: SHIT! Mark: THAT'S not what I intended.
Jack: And now it's less than that! Mark: Woah.
Bob: I'm fine, this is fine! Everything's fine! Jack [squeakily]: Everything is appropriate! Mark: I can't see shit! Mark: The map is too small. Jack: Here we go! Wade: Welcome to Prop Hunt, everybody.
Mark: Wait. Oh fuck.
Bob: Fuckin'... Fuck! Bob: Cock-Fucking Fuck!
Wade: I feel like I've played Gmod Guess Who on this map. Jack: I feel like I should see you guys already by your expletives. Wade: Oh hi.
Mark: Fuck. *explosion*
Mark: Fuck!
Bob: No NO GOD JESUS MAN!
Wade: AHK! Mark: Oh, I thought that was me. Jack: Why'd you kill yourself?
Bob: See? Wade doesn't ever like to have any fun whatsoever! Mark: That sounds like Wade.
Bob: If Wade played Tetris, he would just stack the blocks neatly, Bob: and finish the level, like a FUCKING DICK! Wade: *laughs*
Jack: Bob, you're dead, you don't get to talk anymore. Bob: Oh. Jack: *laughs*
Wade: Wait. Hey Jack, am I hanging out the window for you? Jack: No, you're just on the ground in the corner.
Mark: Bob! How am I? Bob: Oh my god, you're a wizard! Mark: Yeah, did I do it?
Jack: How the FUCK am I gonna find you? Jack: Every house-
Bob: Could you scoot toward the middle of the- Bob: OH! Don't scoot! Oh! Stop moving!
Jack: Oh wait. Ok.
Mark: Ok, stopped. Bob: You're a wizard! You're a straight-up wizard. Mark: Yeah? Yeah! Yeah! Okay, alright, good!
Bob: Ok, well... Yeah! You're good! Wade: Is there only two houses that are actually searchable? Mark: Yeah.
Bob: Aside from the fact that the rest of the room looks a little bit like an apocalypse, Mark: *laughs*
Bob: it's pretty good. Jack: Ok, so he's back in the other house then.
Bob: Just ignore that. Mark: Nonono! God damn it Bob! You sold me! Mark: You got rid of me. *laughs*
Jack: Yeah, "You ratted me out, jeez."
Bob: Oh no. Sorry. They'll never find you. Bob: They're not even close.
Mark: I see someone out the window in the WRONG HOUSE! Mark: HA HA HA!
Bob: You're in the WRONG house! Mark: Yeah, WRONG HOUSE, LOSER! Mark: Why don't you go across the street, NERD? Jack: Why don't YOU reveal yourself?
Bob: Better recheck your house number. Bob: I think you got the wrong number, brah. Mark: Wait. Yeah.
Wade: I think you're in the right place, Jack. Jack: Nothing looks-
Mark: Maybe you need to call 911 to get yourself out of this sticky situation! Jack: NOTHING LOOKS WRONG HERE! Bob: Yeah, uhh.
Wade: Oh, "Sticky" is a clue, he's goo! Bob: Like I said before,
Jack: He's SEMEN! He's semen on the roof. Mark: I'm an old sock under the bed!
Wade: He's semen on the roof! Bob: *giggles*
Wade: "Semen on the Roof," the sequel to "Fiddler on the Roof."
Jack: I'm knocking shit down just by standing still! Bob: Semen on the roof! *laughs*
Mark: *laughs* Bob: That's actually the, uh, the concurrent sequel of "The Semen of the Fiddler on the Roof." Bob: And it's written from the perspective of his unborn child.
Wade: "Semen of the Fiddler on the Roof." Jack: The Martin Scorsese epic!
Mark: It's also known as "Diddler on the Roof." Bob: "The Semen in the Fiddler on the Roof." *laughs* Jack: "Fiddler on the Roof."
Bob: "The Semen in the Fiddler on the Roof."
Mark: *laughs* Bob: Or, "Semen on the Roof."
Jack: Where the fuck is he? Gimme a hint! Wade: Is Mark in the room with the lamps on the floor and the-?
Bob: Also see the campy revamp of it, Bob: "Semen around," not as serious, Bob: Some found it offensive, but honestly, some good songs. Jack: Are you done? Mark: And- and the sister movie, "The Semenist,"
Wade: Oh boy. Mark: was also a classic, that was regarded by-. *BOOM*
Mark: Woah!
Bob: Is that the one where-
Wade: *laughs* Mark: Oh jeez! *laughs*
Bob: *laughs* Well,
Jack: Sick of listening to your crap! Bob: All we have to do is tell horrible jokes until they decide to kill themselves!
Mark: *laughs* Bob: And THAT'S how you win! Mark: That DOES make it pretty easy huh?
Jack: It's almost IMPOSSIBLE to get into this house and not knock shit down! Mark: Okay.
Bob: *still laughing* Mark: You guys were in the complete wrong house! Mark: Like, you were just...
Bob: You were in, you were in the other house, yeah!
Wade: I was dead. Mark: Oh, yeah, Jack, you were just in the wrong house.
Bob: "The Semenist," was that "Exorcist"? Was that-? Mark: No, I was going for "The Pianist." "The Pianist," "The Semenist." It didn't come across.
Bob: Ohhh. Bob: I sort of meant the heart-wrenching, uh, the heart-wrenching movie that featured a great performance. Bob: Uh, by that actor I don't know, "Semen's List." Mark: Yeah, yeah. *laughs*
Jack: Semen Neeson? Bob: Semen- Semen Neeson in "Semen's List: List Even Harder." Bob: No that would be "Semen's List 3."
Jack [Duke Nukem voice]: Cum harder. Bob: Cum- *giggle* "The Semen-"
Jack: Was that too on-the-nose? Bob: That's a little much, okay? *glass smash*
Bob: That's in time!
Mark: Woah, what the fuck just happened? Bob: I don't know if you figured it out yet, that's my entire life.
Wade: Who's shooting and breaking stuff?
Mark: Wait a minute... What the fuck did that? *glass smash*
Mark: Woah! Who's here?
Wade: Wait, what?
Jack: What's happening? Wade: Who's smashing? Jack: Yeah, good question.
Bob: Are you in the same house as me, Mark? Bob: Or are you in the other one?
Mark: No, I'm in the other house. Mark: I'm in a HAUNTED house! The dishes keep breaking at random!
Wade: *laughs* Jack: Oh yeah, when you walk past shit and it just, like, falls over and breaks.
Mark: Yeah. Bob: So you saw that, did ya? *shattering*
Wade: What in the world?!
Mark: *laughs* Wade: Mark, is that you, just breaking everything? Mark: Yeah.
Jack: Wait, Bob, go into that little shed. Jack: See if you can find the thing.
Bob: Yeah yeah! Wade: Stop breaking my brothers and sisters! Jack: Is that how you get in?
Mark: Oh, wait.
Bob: Yep. Mark: What are you talking about, Wade? Was I close? Mark: Was I on-the-nose?
Wade: Maybe. Maybe you were close. Mark: Maybe I was close. Maybe YOU are- Wade: Maybe I'm a liar.
Mark: Maybe you're a DEAD, man. Mark: Ok.
Wade: Ahh! It hurt! Bob: I really just wanna find the basement.
Wade: Please keep hitting that! Mark: *laughs* Mark: Alright, Wade, I've got your number.
Jack: What are you doing there Bob? *glass breaks*
Mark: I've got your number Wade. Mark: Woah!
Jack: What the FUCK is HAPPENING?
Wade: Oh I see you! There you are! Bob: I'm not doing anything. What are YOU doing? Wade: Oh, now I don't see you. Hey! There ya are- nope. Wade: Heyyyyy!
Jack: I'm just hearing explosions everywhere. Bob: Nah, it's fine.
Mark: It's really bright on this map too like, really bright. Wade: Hey friend! Jack: You find the basement?
Wade: Where ya goin'? Bob: No.
Mark: Hang on, hang on guys *BOOM* Bob: Found the laundry room.
Wade: I don't see you anymore. Mark: Alright, wait, okay. I think Wade's in this house- oh. Mark: Hello. *glass breaks*
Mark: Woah! Mark: Jeezums. Jack: Yeah, you just walk by shit and it smashes. Mark: Huh. Mark: Alright Bob, we gotta start making calls here. Wade: Oh, hi. *BANG* *all laugh* Mark: Wo-o-o-o-oah Jack: Made the right call! *all laugh* Bob: Yeah, all you gotta do is- Wait, Mark. Bob: Look at this flag. Bob: Over here at this house for a second.
Mark: Oh shit. Mark: Hang on, I gotta be patriotic for a second here.
Wade: Oh Jack, you are golden. Bob: Oh wait, it's okay. Wait, no Mark. Bob: Come look at it from this angle please.
Mark: Yeah? *both laugh* Jack: Is it frozen? Bob: Yeah, it's like, it's like it's waving in the air, but it's stuck. Bob: It looks super fucked up from the side.
Mark: It fills me with PRIDE! That's good. Wade: Jack, that is absurd.
*BANG* Jack: I know right. Hehe, I feel a little bad. *laughs* Mark: Is it absurd? Wait, hang on. Is it absurd though? Is it? Absurd? Jack: It's a little absurd. Wade: It's almost as ridiculous as someone being a giant red cooler running around. *both laugh*
Wade: Toying with Mark. Mark: "Toying" with me, huh?
Bob: Are they toying with Mark or me? Wade: No, I was toying with Mark, and then you came outside and shot me. Mark: Um, he MIGHT be a pair of glasses, maybe? Jack: *error buzzer*
Mark: That means I'm right! Jack: No.
Bob: No, I see him, he's out here. Bob: Aw, I fuckin' shot your brother earlier. Jack: *laughs* Don't shoot my fuckin' bro!
Mark: What is he? What was he coming in? Bob: He's a little coaster on the ground.
Mark: Oh wait, I saw him run by.
Jack: I'm an ASHTRAY! Wade: *laughs* Get it right!
Mark: Saw him running by.
Bob: I shot the thing that you became! *BOOM*
Mark: He's a dirty coaster. He's a DIRTY COASTER!
Wade: OH MY GOD! Mark: I helped, Bob, I helped!
Bob: You're just a nasty little shit-disk. Jack: Well I was originally an accordion in that room you went into. Mark: Ahh.
Bob: Aw really?
Jack: Yeah. Bob: Shit. Um, I can't see where the fence is and is not.
Mark: Alright, Bob. Where you goin'? Bob: So apparently I'm not going over there.
Mark: Yeah. Jack: That's o-fence-ive, never mind. Bob: Alright.
Jack: Listen closely, Wade! They'll give away what they are. Wade: Ok.
Bob: I'm going bold, I'm going bold, Mark.
Mark: Ok. Jack: He's a FONT! Bob: *laughs* Got me.
Wade: Yeah, that's a good call. Jack: He's an "ERROR" sign! Wade: He's Comic Sans.
Bob: I am definitely an error sign. Of all the things.
Mark: Don't listen to the- Mark: Don't listen to the EXTREME noise! Bob: *laughs*
Wade: That's very obviously coming from this house.
Mark: Don't listen to that!
Jack: *laughs* Bob: *laugh continues*
Mark: That is NONE of your concern! Bob: This is fine. Don't come in. Bob: I don't need your help.
Jack: This is fine. Mark: Don't come in my room, mom. Please leave.
Bob: Please, go away.
Jack: Oh, I found the basement! Wade: Now, do you really want to go find them, or do you just want to hang out in this cool basement? Jack: Yeah, right!
Bob: It's like a 300 degree, black-and-white picture of a valley.
Mark: Nice. Jack: Dude, there's a bar in here! We should just get drinks! Wade: Yeah, I agree.
Bob: I wonder if that's copyrighted. Wade: Thank you.
Bob: I'm gonna keep looking at it. Wade: Next!
Bob: Mark, are you still alive?
Mark: Yeah, I'm still alive. Mark: I'm in a good hidey hole, I think. Wade: Thank you for smashing that one over my head, it made it taste better!
Jack: No problem! Wade: *drinking noise* Thank you!
Jack: Do you want- Do you want Jacopic Beer? Wade: I want THAT- Oh, well you grabbed them both. Wade: Yeah, that's fine. I don't care.
Jack: I don't know what that is. We have Pep. Wade: Wait, do you have Top-Shelf over there?
Jack: We have Crush. Jack: We have Lithi-Cola something. Wade: Oh yeah.
Jack: Non-copyrighted sodas. Bob: Yeah.
Wade [drunk]: I'm kinda hammered now, but just- Bob: Right here.
Wade [drunk]: You closed the door in it, behind me. Bob: I was pretty interested to see how that spot was gonna work out, but I guess no one's gonna come play with me. Mark: No, it's fine, don't worry about it dude. Mark: Someone will like you eventually. Bob: Why don't you just come in?
Jack: Nothing looks off in here. Bob: Why don't you just come on in and have a seat?
Mark: *huffy grunts* Bob: *laughs heartily* Mark: *grunts* *laughs* *coughs*
Bob: Why don't you just come sit down? Bob: Why don't you come have a seat?
Mark: Yeah, Mark: Why don't you have a seat? (x3) Wade: What does that mean?
Bob: Are you also a sitting thing, Mark?
Mark: *bupping* Nope. Bob: *giggles*
Jack: Oh, you're reacting to HIM, I thought you were reacting to ME. Mark: Uh, I don't know WHO that was, but... nothing! Bob: Someone's out in the street, and someone's in the wrong house. Wade: Hmm... I take it that means I'm in the wrong house. Bob: Well since only one of you is IN a house, *BANG*
Jack: FUCK!
Mark: WOAH! Woahoho! Jack: Did I get close?
Mark: No, no, I had slipped. I slipped, so, like I- Mark: I JUST managed to get behind you and then around the back of the shed. Jack: SHIT!
Mark: Yeah. Bob: Wade!
Mark: I mean NO! WADE! Wade, don't think about this!
Jack: You're in the right direction! Mark: HeyYYy! Hey hey hey.
Bob: Mark, come towards me! Mark: Ok, alright. Where are you? I don't know.
Bob: I will protect you. Bob: Uh, sure, you know where I am.
Mark: Okay, alright, I'm coming to you! I'm gone! Jack: I don't know what he is.
Bob: What's the taunt button?
Wade: Jack, what is he? Jack: I don't know! I didn't see anything move!
Mark: *giggles*
Wade: What did you shoot?!
Bob: Mark, I'm flashing my light, come to me! Jack: Ohh.
Mark: You don't have a- Oh! I DO see your light! Mark: Holy shit, I see your light! Holy fuck!
Bob: *laughs* Mark: I'm coming Bob! OH GOD! There's no line! AHHH!
Bob: Come to me Mark! *laughs* Mark: Oh! AHH!
Bob: *laughs harder*
Jack: They're outside Wade! The other side of the house! Bob: Mark! DON'T come to me!
Mark: I'm coming to you!
Wade: I can't leave- Wade: OH GOD! I'm-
Jack: No! WHY?! I just gave them away!
Mark: *laughs*
Bob: Yay! Wade: I accidentally Right Clicked!
Mark: *laughs harder*
Bob: Hello friend! Mark: Oh, you would not believe the ADVENTURE I had, Bob!
Bob: *laughs* Jack: Fuck's sake, Wade, we had that!
Mark: *laughs*
Bob: *laughs*
Wade: I know. Mark: You're just a BENCH! Jesus.
Jack: He was a bench at the back, near a tree.
Bob: I know, I was just a bench sitting out in the open! Bob: Hey, the other benches were all near trees, okay? So I was just playing my character. Don't be judgey about this.
Mark: Oh man. Yeah. Mark: It was fucking ridiculous because I had just managed to slip out the door of Jack, Mark: and then like Wade just BEELINES towards me, I don't know how I got away! Jack: Ah fuck!
Wade: I don't know how you got away either! Bob: Hey! I see someone is in a shed!
Jack: Ah shit stains.
Mark: Uh oh! Jack: Shit stain! Come on man! How did this-?
Mark: Wait, ok, I got you covered.
Wade: Oh come on Jack! No! Jack: WHY?! *laughs*
Mark: Is that- Is that what I think it is?
Bob: *laughs* Mark: Is that what I think it is?
Bob: *laughs* Mark: Alright, we'll give you another shot.
Jack: You guys see nothin'! Mark: Wait, nonono, let's play, we'll close the door.
Bob: Here, yeah, what if I open- OH GOD! Hang on! Mark: Woa- OH NO!
Bob: I'm stuck.
Jack: *laughs* Mark: There, ok, we're good.
Bob: There we go, here we go, wait.
Jack: I can't move! Bob: Can we open this other door and help you? Mark: Uhh, wait, I'm trying to push you in. Ohh boy.
Jack: I can't even close THIS door!
Bob: Oh, we'll push it, we'll push you in! Jack: Ok, I can't become anything else. Jack: Let me fuckin' move!
Mark: What if we give you an object? Mark: What if we give you something?
Bob: We're working on it! We're wedging you in there. Bob: It's fine. This is fine.
Jack: I'm pressin' stuff!
Mark: There you go! Bob: There you go, you popped in!
Mark: Ok, alright. We're gonna look away! Mark: We're gonna close the door.
Jack: Okay. Wait wait. Jack: Ok, I'mma hide really good in here! You guys won't even know.
Mark: Alright. Alright cool.
Wade: *laughs* Mark: Alright, you have a good one! *smooch* Have a good day at school.
Jack: Ok, wait, you can look again! You can look again! Jack: You can look again. I changed. I changed.
Mark: Oh, I'm gonna go look, let's see what happened. Mark: Alright, 3, 2, 1. Wooop! Jack: I got stuck again.
*all laugh* Jack: I don't know how this happened!
Mark: It's just the magic closet! *laughs*
Bob: *laughs* *shovel clangs*
Bob: You know what? I don't think he needs any help. I think we should just leave him be.
Mark: Yeah. Woah! Bob: And, you know, we'll come back and check on you in a bit, okay buddy?
Mark: Yeah, we'll come back. You just cook for a bit.
Jack: Okay. Mark: You cook. Yep.
Jack: Guys... Jack: I can pick up shit, but it won't let me BECOME it! WHY?!
Mark: I just hear the clanging.
Bob: *laughs* Bob: Yeah, it's just like, wham, crash, bash, oh no.
Jack: WHY?! This is my fucking HELL!
Mark: *laughs* Jack: Oh, fuck's sake.
Bob: Wait, so, where is the basement? I'm interested in that. Jack: When you go in the house, it's on the hall, it's one of the doors in the hall. Jack: It's just like camouflaged against the wall, it's a brown door.
Mark: Ahh. Jack [to Wade]: Bye, bye, buddy.
Bob: Every step I take is like, I'm a god damn giant, destroying the universe.
Mark: Hey Bob, I saw something. Wade: No you didn't. Mark: Yeah I did. Bob, you wanna come out and see the Magical Changing Shed again? Mark: *laughs*
Jack: No! Don't look at my SHAME! Bob: *laughs*
Jack: I'm changing in here! Jack: Or at least TRYING to!
Mark: Bob, why don't you check behind that tree in the corner? Wade: No, not this tree!
Bob: Oh, oh hey.
Mark: *laughs* Wade: There's nothing behind this tree.
Jack: No! Look at me! Look how silly I am! Mark: Let's play a little game.
Jack: Oh I goofed! Guys, look, I can't move, I goofed!
Bob: What if I slowly walked this way, around the tree? Wade: Not this tree. No.
Bob: What if I slowly look, this way and- Bob: Oh no, there's nothing here!
Wade: Not behind this shed.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Wade: Ah! Why are you shooting at me?!
Mark: *laughs* Bob: I'm not shooting at you.
*BANG* Wade: No, I'm just a tree.
Jack: I'm shooting AROUND you!
*BANG* Wade: Hey, have you ever heard of Connectico Motor Oil?
*ratatatatata* Wade: It's the best!
*ratatatatata* Jack: Have you ever heard of-
Mark: He's unkillable! He's unkillable!
Wade: Get your oil today! Connectico Oil! Here to stay! Mark: He's unkillable!
Wade: Connectico! Mark: Oh, there you go.
Jack: That was just embarassing. Jack: And I'M the one stuck in the ground!
Mark: Yeah, that was bad for me. Alright, so what we'll do- Oh, fuck.
Bob: I'm gonna ride you to victory, Jack! Let's do this! Mark: Alright.
Jack: Okay, okay, I'm not moving.
Bob: Is this working? Jack: No, I can't pick up anything. I can't move
Bob: Here, I'll push you. *gasp* I'm inside you! Bob: Huhh! Alright, there we go.
Jack: Guh! Bob: Shouldn't YOU be the one making that sound if I'm inside you?
Mark: Alright, I think this is gonna be a mercy, okay?
Jack: Just fucking kill me. *KERPOW* *Ch-ch*
Jack: Thank you.
Bob: Oh my god!
Mark: Woah! Jack: Oh wow!
Bob: Oh it lit on fire, oh fuck! Oh gosh!
Mark: Woahohoh! Bob: Everything's burning down!
Wade: Can I help?
Mark: The shed is ANGRY!
Jack: I was the fire all along! Jack: Piece of shit, fucking game. Jack: Messin' with my life. Jack: My fun. Mark: My life, my fun, my world, my game!
Wade: I tried to help you, Jack. Jack: I only care about M.E., My Enjoyment! Wade: Oh.
Mark: It's called "Sean's Mod" for a reason, guys! Jack: Yeah!
Wade: Yeah! Mark: Yeah... Jack: Ok.
Bob: Oh fuck's sake! Jack: I hear a cliggity clang. A pliggity plang. Outside the housie-doo.
Bob: Nah, it's fine. Everything's fine, nothing happened. Bob: Everything's fine, don't worry about it! Jack: Is it? Bob: Yeah, it's fine.
Jack: *laughs* "Everything's fine," *clang* *clong* *cug*. Wade: So, Mark, you wanna talk about this?
Mark: NAAAOOOOO!! Wade: Oh my god, you scared me!
Mark: *laughs*
Jack: Oh my- That scared the shit outta me! Mark: *laughs*
Jack: Holy fuck! Wade: I jumped so high!
Mark: WaAAhoohoohoo! Wade: When you screamed, I just jumped!
Bob: *laughs*
Mark: Sorry, I panicked! I panicked! Wade: It was one of those moments when I threw my mouse.
Jack: It made me jump in real life.
Mark: *laughs*
Bob: Oh my god. Mark: Oh Jesus.
Wade: Mark I'm stuck.
Jack: Bob, are you here? Mark: Good, you should stay that way.
Bob: Are you the one in the bar, Jack? Jack: Yeah.
Bob: Nah, I'm not in there. Jack: Heh, "Are you the one in the bar with me?" "Yeah, I'm not in there." Mark: NO-HO-HO-HO!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!
Wade: *laughs* Wade: So um, you didn't scare me this time, buddy.
Jack: The fuck is happening?
Bob: *laughs*
Mark: Alright, okay, alright, okay. Jack: Someone's giving birth!
Bob: *laughs*
Mark: I'm not gonna panic, I'm gonna take this like a man. Mark: I'm gonna just stick my ass up against this radiator and-
Jack: It's a bit too late to- Bob: Oh no!
Jack: Oh hey!
Mark: Fuckin- geh- Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Mark: HA! Hoho!
Jack: I did it! I just randomly shot that chair. Wade: I just saw that garbage can rolling behind the house!
Bob: How the fuck? It looked fine! Mark: I know! *laughs* Jesus.
Jack: No it didn't, you were sideways.
Bob: It was fine. Jack: You were side-ways.
Wade: Funny story Mark, last round I did the same thing, that's how I knew it was you!
Mark: Yeah? Aw, shit. Mark: *laughs* Oh jeez.
Wade: *laughs*
Bob: *laughs*
Jack: Okay. Be smart. Jack: That's not smart!
Bob: B-6. Hit! (Battleship) Jack: *chuckles*
Mark: Nice. Wade: Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.
Jack: Sick joke, dude!
Mark: Was that from Battleship the game or Battleship the movie? Bob: Battleship the movie, bro!
Mark: NICE!
Jack: Yeah, fuckin' Liam Neeson up in this. Mark: Nice. Fuckin', Rihanna up in this.
Bob: Fuckin' McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, bro!
Wade: Well. Wade: I'm stuck, but I think it's okay.
Bob: I see a chair running around. What's going on over here?
*Jack licks the top row of his teeth* Jack [ leans into the mic and says,quietly]: Nothing. Mark [quietly]: Nothing.
Wade: I'm stuck, but it's fine! It's fine Jack.
Bob: Oh. Wade: There's nothing to worry about.
Bob: I- This chair looks a little suspicious, but- Jack [leans in]: Whatcha doin', buddy? That's fine!
Bob: In the context of a- Jack [overblowing mic]: THAT'S FINE, BUDDY! IT'S FINE, DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT, THAT'S FINE! DON'T EVEN-
[Wade is deadeded by Jack's critical ear rape attack!] Mark: *laughs* Oh my god!
Bob: *laughs* Oh my god.
Jack [overblowing mic]: DON'T EVEN FUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT! DON'T FUCKING WORRY. Mark: Jesus Christ!
Jack [overblowing mic]: IT'S FUC- IT'S FUCKING FINE. Bob [yelling]: HEY, I CAN HEAR MYSELF IF I YELL! Bob: Oh, it went away.
Mark: *laughs*
Jack: *laughs*
Wade: *gone* Bob: Oh oh AH! OH!
Jack: It's fine. (x7) Bob: *laughs heartily*
Mark: JESUS! I'm watching through the window! This is NOT FINE!
Jack: AW FUCK! AH SHIT! Mark: Bob, what's happening in there? Bob? You might want to- Uh oh, Bob!
Jack: No, it's fine, it's fine. Now it's fine.
Bob: *laughs* It's fine. Bob: It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Jack: Now it's fine. NOW it's fine. AH GOD! I CAN'T SEE IT MOVE! Jack: Can't fuckin' see shit! WHERE IS THE EXIT?! Bob: *laughs*
Jack: WHERE'S THE OFF RAMP?!
Wade: *laughs* Bob [laughing]: It's not in any of the places you've gone so far! Jack: Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!!! EH!! EH! EHH!!
Bob: Aw shit! *BOOM*
Mark: *laughs heartily*
Bob: Oh fucking god! *laughs heartily*
Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wade: So... Wade: Um...
Jack: Ohhh!
Bob: *still laughing heartily* Mark: *rolling laugh*
Jack: Fucking! THIS SUCKS! Jack: I was fine.
Mark: I opened that door, hoping you would come out. *laughs*
Bob: *laughs* Jack: Fucking. Thanks for playing, Bob, thanks, thanks.
Bob: Oh, fucking shit, god damn. That makes my sides hurt.
Mark: Oh man. Bob: Yeah, I was nice, right? I was cool? It's cool?
Jack: Yeah. It's that other one. Mark: Yeah, it's me! *laughs*
Jack: Mark FischPoop.
Bob: WADE! Wade: Woah, woah! I knew you were gonna accuse me, Bob! Bob: Yeah, it's almost like that's an accurate thing to accuse you of. Jack: Wade, I think you're pretty solid, Wade. Wade: Yeah, but I can't actually move, so... Jack: I mean, they're in the same house, but, you're pretty solid. Wade: I'm sure I'm fine. They'll never- They wouldn't dare look here. Jack: They'll probably leave.
Wade: Oh hey, they looked here. Jack: Ohhh... Jack [harsh whisper]: I think us talking out loud may have ruined that!
Wade: They can't hear us. Wade: With the power of imagination-
Jack: Someone's outside like a fuckin- Jack: Someone's outside like a macaroon though.
Wade: Yeah, I hear them stomping in the snow. Mark: I'm watching.
Jack: Apparently it's probably that- It's probably that 'Plier!
Wade: Yeah.
Bob: I don't understand. Bob: I think Wade's a tiny thing underneath a thing, but I'm not sure.
Jack: He's not. He's not.
Wade: No, I'm not. Mark: So he's a-
Jack: He's actually pretty easy to find if you're not stupid.
Mark: Yeah.
Wade: Yeah. Bob: Well then, I must not have looked in the right room yet, 'cause I know I'm stupid.
Wade: Yeah, that's quite accurate. Mark: Hmmm... Hmmm...
Jack: Yeah, probably. *muffled boom*
Wade: I'm sure I'm- GAH HA!
Mark: *laughs*
Jack: *laughs* Bob: You're right! Once I walked into the right room, it was IMMEDIATELY clear! Jack: I told you. Wade: Oh hey, there's Mark in the window.
Mark: Hiiii, I'm here too, guys. Bob: *laughs*
Wade: Jack, we had great scores! I feel good about it.
Jack: Ooo! *"Crazy La Paint" by MiniMusicMan plays* *music descends* *music descends out*
It's good to see Mark playing this again. Been quite a bit since we've seen this!
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Excellent vid as usual