UNCUT and UNCENSORED!! | Prop Hunt MEGA Episode

I miss Sally miss saggy tits yeah I'm sorry I miss her bring back Sally oh you don't you don't know that's so nice wait I can't pick up stuff okay okay I'm so excited for this already why do your rounds always start with that we're different O'Reilly we're space troopers oh cool your sash and troopers shut up cuz you're not so what do you think happens if we step into this check ah good Oh up into it or nothing okay I always promise star game I think now is the perfect time I'll reenact one of our fan fictions purple bulbous body approached my yellow we don't have flashlights we just talk this time I gazed into markup eyes eyes yes and I gazed in the yamimash his lack of eye because his creature does not the floor is wet yes well thanks yamimash you purple cabbage for giving away my confident even hear what he said wait I think Marcus a mop bucket or something but yeah yeah go with that logic go down that route and that's correct I know I do i things are on the companion cube gray that's are you still there wait that's a century oh no I can't I can't no clip god dammit yeah we're just Helen are you I don't know this map is huge I have no maybe they're here you don't know how he is now fight us inside an hour is what the hell this door is broken open sound doesn't do anything yes a poster of Morgan Freeman yamimash come to my oh hey okay alright it's me and yeah me yeah don't don't kill me whatever you do you know the love that we have is too intense for you to kill me so please spare me this [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] is the worst shot in the history of our own Hey you are the worst no I can't bad but that's beside your that you're the worst murder oh that's true yeah one shot here you get 1000 connection problem there we go come on come on all right - I was taken aback oh all right so I feel like you can be really [ __ ] cheap on this - jack is a fish yeah you could be a fish and it's so [ __ ] Jack where'd you go check where'd you go I'm here I'm here where are you are you are you here splish-splash we were taken up where are you I'm are you that well-camouflaged oh no you're not one of these things is not like the other maybe two of these things is also not like the other fish can ask you the same question we're not shooting underwater what are you talking about well you're crazy man yeah don't don't be crazy wait oh wait jack is it time for school yes it's exactly lead me to them oh you didn't know you didn't raise this little black fish right here I don't have a pistol why don't I have a pistol this seems like a disadvantage for us to tell me Jack's a goldfish Jack's over here you don't fish in the water float and they were all floating the drunk fish swimming floating would be on top yeah yeah yeah yeah today we have deficient swim bladders and they don't keep us elevated yeah that's racist yeah exactly very racist to think that our swim bladders are in effective its specious yeah all right Foxtrot Delta team whiskey tango up crap all I'm good I'm fine I'm good yeah let's not do that I know if you go back in behind you oh okay you can you can do sorry guys Oh lag oh we're nowhere to be found definitely not fish in the water trying to blend in just like you guys yeah you [Laughter] mess up in the building tell me mark just relax I'm in the tower outside of the without Jack please Oh - because they were talking to each other saying no I'll tell you Yami is a fish wait a minute is that you're good you're good you're totally good wait how the hell seriously Yami how the hell did you just do that I can't believe you're like sitting on me that was the plan I didn't I didn't even think that I could have been okay Jack here's the game plan you go left I'll go right we split up you stay as far away from me as possible because I'm good at this game in your bed oh you're terrible you guys should do that yeah got it got it got it sounds like Jack is supremely confidence Jack do you got that's the question there might be a thing that I have and I got it and you got it is what you're saying got it oh it's in the bag there are several bags and I have them all inside okay of all the bags yeah oh by GAD exactly not really I'm not that good I think jack is Opie I think he's I think he's lying I think I'm not a fish I would say that Oh God can you become that yes probably maybe I don't know what is everything oh my god into machines in fright I know what I'm gonna be next round bob has some medicine I've got I've got pro plans this is what Bob always does he doesn't write I don't really give a [ __ ] if I find you guys I just want to come up with good plans so it's always the next round for market hi good well he knows he's gonna win because he always we always end up [ __ ] up in one way or second Bob and didn't know that he was there that's not my fault that's Bob small that's pretty cold hearted man yeah all right so was that a bad way are you god damn it what's that bags thing a hint or are you just no no no no that was just from what I was saying okay he's a sellout bag bag of dicks that's what Jack is no what fish I would say that you know fish so I spent the last three minutes trying to have fish wait when you go near them wow I see you Yami oh you're such a ding dong where are you we sound I can tell us that's out I think that is not like you didn't aunt people by making a sound yeah why didn't you do that I don't want to do that no you know I'm so confident I'll do that over here don't let me all right what are you what do you press to do that F am I not doing it I don't understand doing it right now hear anything just scream into your microphone to taunt that's what you got to do jack we're underwater we have to make it sound like a rule this would be a very boring episode okay I'll give a hint I am very heavy I'm feel heavy I'm very very heavy so heavy you sink I'm heavy yeah yeah yeah so you're a barrel no no you don't know that Bob that's quite a leap to make you know I kinda round what I'm scared it's it's almost hey wait a minute oh god oh I've made a bad decision Amy no part of you done wait I lost health by changing props well I mean you get some props have more health than others ah mark is so heavy that he sinks I'm confused yeah how are are you currently sunken no you don't see me okay literally jumped up right in my face that was already unfortunate don't understand buyers have lots of help yeah I had like 108 health so go dig more than there to kill me oh no this prop is not as fun as I had thought it would be no but I thought it was a whole thing and it's only a we have to work together so if you over there okay how do I look yummy oh my god is incredible is it I don't think it's as incredible as you think they are never gonna find you stop yup you're on our team now we kill you I'm not a shark I got a shark wait I think he is in this place because we heard strange [Laughter] I don't think he's a fish I wish I could see what was happening I can't see anything but I'm sorry hurt you guys leave you good boy he was definitely not in there I know he's gone he was definitely not in there wait a minute my [ __ ] was that wait what Hey what what is it huh see see mark you see sorry what the hell are you sure but I'm not a rock jock was a sign my triangle Rock I thought I [Laughter] looked through the glass and I saw a perfect triangle and I was like I know that shape I've been laughing I haven't been able to find a thing give you a few more heads he says it all are you good no go check oh my gosh who you dick I didn't see anyone how showing me no mercy lush round and if any bikes are very wide cuz I couldn't fit through you no mercy last Road you were a shark alright what's the strategy yami yeah Jack I have a feeling that all of our bombastic nature and braggadocious a weight equivalent yeah we're very low cuz we're actually very [ __ ] how's that people didn't tell me before right everyday don't worry about all right I'm confident you'll never find us hey that's not what I say you say that I say I do you'll never find owned try to put words in my mouth I know what I say alright Jackie are you checking underwater yeah I'm checking the northern perimeter I'm gonna keep an eye out there mark yeah do you see any way up see you too I've told them you can get yummy you know that that tells them where we are I didn't mean to do that please hurry right anything [Laughter] [Music] really pro yeah you were both I didn't even realize I know you are right there through everything up question you actually didn't do anything Yami just do that like when you stay still for too long no no I don't know stop fighting it I can hear it yes it's over totally host right now no we're not I make sure to press anything and I'll be alright just good but when you get scared turn on your flashlight okay yeah okay alright you keep looking down here I'm gonna look above I'm around okay fish out of water he's left out of water I should become a shock again I was so effective yeah last time seconds becoming a shark how's that [Laughter] I want to get out a minute he's he's not a shark whoever just checked out the shark yeah I thought he was gonna head towards it really still after all I can't believe you escaped after you taunted when we were on top of each other couldn't hear it underwater I don't know when we were boxes though we were literally on each other and Mark didn't kill us I don't know how that happened I love you like I was sure us though why don't have your name we don't have grenades in this mode thank God oh yeah he's around Oh yummy keep talking so great operon the other day it was like a Spanish soap opera no wait what I was being pushed I was being pushed down by something he was a plant we tied the score alright yet good round no it's not what won us the round I'm just what do we do jack I have a I have a plan follow me really yeah I do I promise I have a plan follow me ten seconds everyone you're on your own screw you I'm good I'm good yeah solid solid as a rock I'm good two minutes five minutes go away come here stop being dick yeah Amir you I wish you could see the genius of my hiding spot it is literally so good it is so unbelievably good I can see I can spectate him dead yeah okay well now that you can see it you can appreciate the magnitude of my genius in the spouse huh connect free camera like yes press spacebar times yeah oh yeah the absolute impact you pull that trick before you left the gate open idiot no I didn't [Laughter] [Music] I've got an idea for myself we don't know we do not well I mean this lag like when I go in so I only have like 10 seconds left before I can actually start moving okay we're actually gonna work together Jack we got to get this okay I'm gonna go first yeah I'll follow you I'm usually a leader follow you I'll follow you I'm following I don't know this map well enough to see what's out of place yeah well apparently I don't either because I don't know Bob knows I wish I could stand still I've got a funny spot but I can't stand steel because you're a fish underwater and you're floating everywhere alright I think I'm just taking a dip man I'm not doing anything hey I see you over there running up the up not going up the stairs I see what you're doing that's what the who's the real fish in the aquarium here no no no it's okay it's okay just got my head above the water over here bothers viewers I thought I might be submerged I wanted to try it yeah that's good it's pretty good pretty good he's not bad no no mattify me okay probably will never find all direct they're not even close right now so you're pretty safe even if your spot is kind of lame that's cuz I you followed my lead I did that was true yeah I've got six kills I need six kills did better than all of you I did so alright fine whatever I'm on Bob's team Bob we're gonna be on a team together right the contrary okay is everyone ready yeah all right looks like props okay do one click it click okay we're not team UK hey guys America Island isn't part of the UK you can count okay Ruby team Island our ivory Lincoln's team island nation yeah team that side of the world T Omar that's my strategy oh well all right you be there I'll just stand out in the open and take the bullets for you because I love you okay okay there we go ass work that's getting it yeah that's the stuff right there okay yeah you you English and Irish people don't understand the cornfields of America like me and Bob do ya know please work corn grown Americans yeah exactly actually Bob did grow up in like a cornfield or something not literally but yeah yes I grew up in a tent in a cornfield in fact raised by corn he's a wild clothes I was left of my own and when I was 2 months old and raised by the cornfield I'm really really into not being eaten by bugs you know children of the corn that's talking about Bob exactly oh I would hear Talent yeah into a taunt that me I didn't talent is everyone turn that [ __ ] off I didn't do nothing okay no no that was played here dancing shut up there's nothing I think is like just to make things happen appropriately I guess it's an interesting mechanic because it shakes things up quite a bit yeah well we always have they always move rule anyway nor work turn around a little turn around all right you look pretty good anyway thank you I know they've walked right by me like a bunch of idiots I can't have that they are they just leave for you alone yeah corn stalks here have a corn hint because I don't even check the house yet too late yeah mark that's pretty funny yeah you can't go in the house that's not part of the map from the best you made me write no Wade I'm pretty sure would jump over a three-foot fence yeah this sucks it's a really tense fence all right I will you can't go in the house but you guys haven't checked inside the trailer yes they try to do it open yeah inside it I got this yummy watch [ __ ] LoJack else what's up beer backs all over this do you see anything bad okay there's a minute there's about a minute left I'll give you a hint I have something to do with something that horses only place where there's a hay bale not saying that I am hey but that's one of them is so precariously stacked in one of the locations where yes at the beginning of the level Bob and I said Bob said that's my spot [Music] trailer you don't know that well maybe we rely at ten seconds on you should look near the silos left left should look for a small silo two silos on the form marked a few times table team lies see Jackie's not just these Americans are you serious I'm stuck do you have grenades we do oh we have throwable grenades on your ass or you have a possible grenade yeah not quite as effective as the I'm not saying anything are you one with the corn you want corn boy likes me Mac you need to get back your hat and your mustache I have have a top hat over here is that good enough oh yeah sucks that I can't pick up sound I think we were just right next to someone marked because they made hilarious that Oh yummy feeling oh hey wait a second whoa huh oh hey no I don't think that was it hey no betting it is that what you guys doing oh my oh I saw move it maybe I didn't see moving maybe I'm lying Bob I might have been I might a bullcrap or I might have totally been wrong okay you stay here and check this area I'm gonna check the other I don't know why that suddenly happens randomly guys yeah that didn't happen to you and you were sentenced there last time yeah I think it's just like it's just a random thing that happens okay it's cause I was too good that's why yeah it was like yeah they're never gonna find this guy let's uh they come over yeah he obviously like made this level awesome yes Jesus oh you say my spot isn't good no I'm saying they're very very stupid oh we're stupid oh I see he was one of these yellow barrels but he was right here he was in a believable spot I don't know Matt I could have sworn I thought I thought I thought I thought you didn't you stood next to him yeah cuz you did see okay super hard now I'm this now okay good yeah objects hidden in stupid locations no no I don't know that you try hasn't that every round we ever play I'm gonna survive until my stupid taunt triggers [ __ ] you can't pick up the stuff either when you're a hunter anymore no that's kind of annoying actually stuff like on the ground that's low down and I thought bumping into them would work but I don't even think the name pops up when you highlight over them nope so uh I have no idea where you are mark but I feel confident but I'm mobile this round oh you're allowed I'll keep an eye out cuz I'm in a perfect spot I ain't going nowhere Thanks wrong bones a were interesting just wrong what wha strong eyeball wait wait wait wait wait hmm I told there are no ting yeah there's night aunt I really loud we very quiet Frank yeah vitamin me I don't know why but might have been me that was Jack okay god I I'm not pushing the Tahoe whatever you doing mark do it well hey what hey what hey what what what what the hell hey-ya Bob what am i I really hit the spacebar I still don't know what you are alright that was no such an obvious hint and I I haven't moved so I'm still there you glitched yeah i glitched through the outside of the map I turned out no cliff on my secret-spy oh I was on the top shelf though jumped over that's what he's doing oh I jump on the stool and then jumped up there wrong no guess stupid genius good our thing is killing me that was a good spot give me hints and it would have been hilarious wide I tried to lead him away with taunts in the other area okay so jack is the bucket I'm officially a genius oh what a see the extent of Yummy's genius my knowledge has no boundaries I'll see if you truly are you will never find me until the tongue goes off is that at all I hear already all right Oh Yami Yami feels really good oh you didn't change okay they will never find me wait what did you do yeah I didn't do anything wait wait what prop was you he was perry the paint man he bails Wow okay cool I thought use the same thing as me for a second no no no I'm saying you didn't change from what you were at the sir yeah I just this is good I don't I don't want to change it good just lay around we'll never find me just lay in the hay oh yeah right yeah oh yeah you're really misleading us I are you you are so good at this game and always says that predator oh yeah you know good in the notes predator yeah yeah you remember editor is oh yeah almost that was pretty good that's someone snoring not the same you know predator right at or noise noise engage all right you have no idea what we're doing yeah I don't either I was taking his hint to heart but I think that was stupid yeah yeah very stupid you guys lie to me like [ __ ] [Laughter] I never saw him I think he bumped oh there is always a case of beer I got an idea mark yeah tell me if this looks okay wait okay you can Lima that doesn't that look okay the lighting is off on that go over to this one oh how do I look here no matter we come find you how about that how did you do that rostro no no don't do that oh good oh snap cross something oh oh lay on top of something so good highest point on the map good luck [ __ ] yeah this oh gosh leave some skill I'm surprised we wouldn't be cheating we're in the within the bounds of the area with but within the batter in the bounds they're just really high up no no no no while you never let I went to the cornfield baby I'm out of here but curious if if they taunt do we if they hit their Tom Bunn do we go alright no no and why I keep taunting hey I'm a guard I'm gonna hit F cuz I don't know Marik's taunts are like that the guard taunts thoughts okay it's just like a singular thing it's not a song oh kidding me I just I just want you smell what I smell boys bad boys you guys didn't actually know I was one of those barrels until I taunted did you know I did I saw you through the grenade over there but then I dodged it you just didn't you just didn't die promise whatever whatevs what other oh my gosh shoes I don't know your feet are a little this is an old school stuff yeah I know Internet 1.0 yeah that is such horseshit so that I can be here but I gotta turn the volume down so that yes in [ __ ] video it happens to me that's perfectly there then Yami I'm sorry actually sorry yeah I don't know it's so crowded is that even 32 props using props can we be a cornstalk that'd be amazing oh yeah that wouldn't be hard to find yeah be a fence until the toll goes up next okay next round I'm gonna be the house [ __ ] me over at the entire games trying to [ __ ] me over a tick you Jeb Oh Oh easy easy easy easy now easy Bessie this time I think I'm in a good spot so I've heard all right I have no faith in you Bob but I believe have faith in myself either all right come on now I can do this can you can you really I don't know why you're selling psyching yourself up or what you're setting yourself up for things something's in the cornfield I think I just saw something no just right yeah I'm not in the cornfield and I can see you right now on top of the trailer jack I am in the cornfield and I cannot see anyone No mmm what happened nothing here taunt I think that's them that's them yeah that's us we're music they're just radio chatter no I'm hearing radio dots that's them me apparently that's us for some reason I mean I'm hearing music kant's I'm hearing like Oh song on the radio that's what I think that's just in your head I just having flashbacks shouldn't be long now just wait for it bad boys I prefer the party one yeah bombastic with you that just can't wait to party spot so good oh it was a sound Jack what happened did you not hear it nothing happened it was someone than me there was a sound that's creepy you're creepy your face is creepy you saw I'm coming for you my wait wait Poli sir where's the [ __ ] time come on perfectly that is amazing I didn't do anything I think smaller you are eventually it just happens wait what I think I have like a thousand and a half helped oh so you are kidding me yeah yeah have fun shoot away [ __ ] don't dawdle nope your thoughts you know you gonna have to do better than that how'd you get slams there think we have them automatically I want to use Slams there's such [ __ ] for a mode like this yeah just like set off a trap plot and blown the hell up he's not even this is he so awesome so that's gonna be really good yeah ouch yeah oh oh oh no I believe in here I've only got three I know he's there no he's there keep hitting just really wail on him their music is actually like legit coming from this you know why I got friends you've been trying to hit a thing you haven't been hitting the wall behind yeah oh yeah there you go on the side over there that's the one I'm the one in the back the one in the back yeah that's okay you [ __ ] too smart jack was fooled too until he got a better vantage point somewhere where he could see me yeah I don't know what to be I just love how how long you tried to wail on that step I can one of these might kill me but I guess we'll see what happens oh we do have Slams yeah they're [ __ ] all right all right so what I'm gonna do Bob is I'm gonna I'm gonna lay out lay out some slams that's not a glitch do that ping I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna mine off this area so if they come through then going nowhere it's it is it don't you have said mom oh yeah I got it I got it so all I gotta do is flush him out sure we have a very particular set of skills didn't make me no uh props like you I don't know who you are so I can't believe no one has tried to get up here as a prop yet stop doing that Bob just play game I wasn't looking for myself I was assuming every round I was assuming someone would try and get up there no one has it so we've been come on everywhere we've gone I think it would be too obvious if we went up there somebody shootin are you shootin I mean I'm at around this time cuz [ __ ] those taunts into my slams I think they didn't go off I am mark no they don't go off automatically I gotta go I gotta trigger them wait hello ah I just keep running around it I keep seeing stuff laying in the open it's like that doesn't seem right why do we always die you straight away and they don't it says we're awesome yeah that thing the thing that Bob said where I know I didn't Bob is that Bob's the MVP a problem the pro for once in my life I'm not sucking at this game yeah Bob is almost too hot oh is that drunk Irish uncle I don't know what the [ __ ] woods Oh Oh command that person see me yeah oh yeah it was in the cornfield somewhere fresh tomorrow now you shot my slam you Oh mom not kill Bob I saw someone chasing after I don't know how they missed me I just did like a loop around them school they haven't reached advanced courses of juking I didn't really do that much either I kind of just ran around I didn't even see you to begin with so I still still your fault track still your fault shut up I'm said jacked your skirt see a slum Jack because I thought it was him yeah Bob Wow Bob yeah how am I uh well not very but good enough for them I guess all right good you're dumb your face so yummy you almost got made a complete fool oh no it it can't hurt us no definitely not [Music] [Laughter]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 8,514,034

Rating: 4.9522214 out of 5

Keywords: Prop Hunt, Gmod, Garry's Mod, Gmod Prop Hunt, Gmod Game, Gmod Video Game, Steam, Garry's Mod Prop Hunt, Markiplier, Prop Hunt Markiplier, Funny Moments, Uncut, Uncensored, Unrated, Prop Hunt Gameplay, Multiplayer, Collab, Gmod Funny Moments, Prop Hunt Funny Moments, Laughing, funny, jacksepticeye, yamimash, muyskerm

Id: wAPZTSlblHQ

Length: 55min 3sec (3303 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 29 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/jusmar]

This is at least 2 episodes worth of content! Is this mark flushing out old footage or is he finally back and trying to 'pay us back'?(even though he totally doesn't need to)

[u/CallMeCaliban]

Next time someone throws me under the bus, I'm just going to be like, "Well thank you so-and-so, you purple cabbage", and let them think they're missing something.