- Hey guy. I love bad movies. I think I love them more
than I love good movies, which is bad. So when a friend of told me about a movie called Money Plane, which is a self-described
explosive casino heist in the sky. I knew I had to check this shit out, and I was not disappointed. - It is my pleasure to welcome you to the Money Plane. - Normally I probably
wouldn't make a video about something like this. It almost has a Sharknado vibe to it where maybe it's supposed to be ironic, but this movie takes itself so seriously that I don't think it is ironic. I think they genuinely tried
to make a good action movie and that makes it so much better. What also drew me to it
was the random selection of high profile actors that normally wouldn't show up in a movie like this. If you're a fan of WWE, you'll recognize the main character's played by former wrestler Edge. Not to be confused with
The Edge of the band U2 or Microsoft Edge, the web
browser that's currently in your computer's recycle bin. If you're a fan of nineties
Disney Channel movies then you'll recognize all
three of the Lawrence brothers, Matthew, Andrew, and Joey. Now interestingly enough, they don't just star in Money Plane. Andrew actually wrote
and directed the movie. But of course, the crown jewel of casting in this movie is Kelsey Grammer. Comedy legend, best known
for playing the role of Frasier in the show Frasier. In this movie, he is an evil mob boss. Because when you think
Frasier, you think Scarface. Few observations I made in
the first couple minutes, this font makes it look like art museum is the name of an actor. This graphic looks like the intro sequence to a show on the Discovery channel. And the entire movie looks
like an episode of NCIS. Now, if you've seen a movie before, I don't need to tell you what happens in the first five minutes. They're doing a heist,
something goes wrong. They barely make it out of there. And then the villain tells them they need to do one last job, or he'll kill them and their families. - It's called a Money Plane. Some of the baddest
motherfuckers on the planet are on that plane, all craving action. Whatever you want to wager on, the Money Plane has you covered. You want to bet on a dude
fucking an alligator, Money Plane. - Or Florida. - Look familiar? - Uh... No. Oh shit, wrong picture. - You don't bring me back what
I want from the Money Plane, then you won't have
anything to come back to. - After they established
the stakes of the movie, Jack is back home, smacking his daughter in
the face with a pillow. (laughing) - Oh, direct shot! - Look the dude's a criminal. He can't turn it off when he gets home. - I'm gonna hit you good. - All right you two, it's bedtime. - C'mon mom, already? - C'mon please, five more minutes. Sweetie, I know you love when your dad gives you a concussion, but it's bedtime. - You owe a lot of money
to some very bad people. Now you work for me. - So then after Jack
wakes up from a nice dream about Kelsey smoking a cigar, an old friend shows up to remind everyone just how ridiculous this
movie's going to be. - It's ironic isn't it? Gambling's what got you
into this whole mess. And now... The Money Plane. - How many times are they going to say the word Money Plane? - Money Plane, Money Plane,
Money Plane, Money Plane. Dude fucking an alligator. - Money Plane. - So this plane was advertised as having the world's best criminals. But when they get onboard, they all just kind of seem like
cartoon character villains. You got the two creeps, who
just won't stop being creeps. - Nice. - Really nice. - You've got the cowboy. - Howdy folks. - Whose name is The Cowboy. - I am your concierge, and
I am here to facilitate your every desire for
action and speculation. - What does that mean? Oh, how I have the desire to speculate. - They'll be no fighting,
no murder, no dismemberment. - What? There's no murder allowed on this plane, god, these rules are strict. - So it's going to be a
thing between you two. - You seem to like. - Is it really necessary? (scoffs) - More than 50% of your
victims are sexually exploited. And you got a problem with my guy hitting on waitress? - More than 50% of my lines are delivered like I just learned how to read. And you got a problem with me being in this movie. So I feel like three or
four straight minutes of really boring and
unnecessary exposition where they over explain
things to set up who's who. - I know who you are. - We know who you are. - Kingpin of the largest
human trafficking. (talking over each other) - Yeah, you and I have known each other for long time, since
middle school in fact. Remember we had chemistry class together. We also kind of had
chemistry with each other. We've been best friends ever since. - Drinks, gentlemen? (crying in pain) - What? It's almost like the director realized, oh shit, there's not enough action. Quick punch someone
'cause that's the only way to explain why that just happened. - Now, who the fuck is this guy? - So now it's time for their plan to start rolling into motion. Jack and the flight attendant sneak off to go find their way into the cockpit. And Trey takes his place on the table. - I'm Mr. McGillicuddy. - His alias for this
mission is Mr. McGillicuddy, an Irishman. He gets into all sorts
of trouble right away. - You got balls of steel, amigo. - No, I'm good, you go. - I can't lose! - But then the creep shows up again, to deliver the best line in the movie. - You're not supposed to be down here. - Rules were meant to be fucked. - And Jack gets himself into
a little bit of trouble, when he has to fist fight the co-pilot. 'Cause you know, Money Plane. This scene's actually kind of funny. They're getting into a tussle, and like knocking the
plane controls around. So the plane's just shaking, but for some reason no one feels the need to go investigate why. But Jack ultimately wins
the fight, at first. Because then in classic
action movie fashion, the bad guy gets back
up ready for round two. And the first thing he does is put his finger in Jack's mouth? Which you know, me not knowing a lot about fighting techniques. I'm like, oh, that seems unconventional. But I guess there's a
reason for that, right? No, cause he just chomps down real hard on the finger that he
chose to put in his mouth. And that's how Jack gets the upper hand. So what was the point of the finger? The writer probably also
realized that it's been too long without Kelsey Grammer
being on the screen. So he calls in, just to
be like, where's my money? - Checking in on my money. I want my damn money, Jack. - Don't do that. - We're like an hour into the flight dude, we're working on it, all right. Cool your jets. Speaking of money. I think we're starting to
get to the point of the movie where their budget just
completely ran out. Our friend, the Irishman
is unwillingly thrust into yet another bet. - Man versus Cobra. - And this scene is great because they don't even attempt to show a cobra. They don't try to animate one or like green screen one in, they just show the man in a cage, and then everything happens off screen. - Oh hell no. - Great reaction shot. - McGillicuddy wins another one. - Then they go right into another bet. And the dealer is just
listing off numbers, and no one's saying anything. - 100,000. 150,000. 200,000. - See she keeps going higher and higher, like an overly excited auctioneer. Do I hear 1 million, 2
million, 3 million, 4 million? No, I said 50 dollars. 5 million! But somehow Trey wins again. Even though he, like the viewer, has no idea what's going on. (screaming) - You are on a roll, my friend. - Like what were they betting on? If he would chop an arm off? Who would chop it off? How fast they would? No time to answer any of
those questions though. 'Cause we're being thrown
right into the third bet. That's just the kind of thing that happens here on Money Plane. - When I was young, I
chopped off arms for free. - Excuse me, I have to go to the restroom. (coughing) - Don't do that. - I'm sick from watching
all these disgusting bets. - Pull it together, man. Get your ass back out there
before anyone gets suspicious. After the game you find
that damn server room, and you hack that damn server! - You know what that means. Time for more action to happen off screen. This time it's man versus piranha. And I think even the production
team was a little shaken up because they forgot to film
multiple reaction shots here and just reused the same
one from four seconds ago. - Oh hell no. - [Male Voice] Won again
by Mr. McGillicuddy. - He's gotta be cheating,
he's winning everything. - That's what I'm saying. - Hey. - What are you doing in here? - Uh oh guys, Isabella just
caught going down to do something, I don't know
what's going on either. But she has to fight this guy now, which she does so successfully
by pulling off his ears. Gotta say, I've never seen
that in a movie before. So props to Money Plane
for ruining my life. Anyway, she gets into the vault, where we can see they're
holding giant piles of cash and cocaine. The two forms of currency. I'm not really sure why they
have a vault filled with cash. They said in the beginning that all of the betting is done digitally, so there's no physical
transaction of money here. I guess they're just also
holding cash on the plane. Maybe they're just asking to get robbed. I don't know. - Get the hell out of there. - I really liked this next shot. So as the day leads into
night and the sun comes down, they cut back to Andrew Lawrence, who's on the ground doing something that has to do with the mission. - This job sucks. - But to show that it's
getting dark outside all they did was turn
down the exposure in post. See daytime... Nighttime, it's as simple as that. Meanwhile, back on the plane, Isabella has to deal with the guys who look like villains
from a Home Alone movie. (screaming) How did he get electrocuted? She just kicked him into some computers, not even where like wires are exposed. Just the outside of some computers. - What the hell's going on up there? - Also, what the hell's
going on down here. I can't see anything, because you turned the exposure down. What if I just posted all my
videos like this from now on. Would that be cool? Would you like that? Don't worry about Andrew though. He's not going to write
his own death in a movie. The drone is here to save the day. - That's it, right up your ass. - This movie's awesome. - Are you really fucking
with me right now? Are you fucking with me? - You think you're badass, yeah? The criminals on this
plane would eat you alive. - Really? Because they lost every bet to a guy who didn't even know what was happening and then they all died. I'm starting to think these criminals aren't that good after all. - I don't give a fuck who's on that plane. I'm the baddest
motherfucker on the planet. I am Darius Grouch III, The Rumble, and I am taking down the Money Plane. Now bring me my money! (chill music) I don't give a fuck who's on that plane. I'm the baddest
motherfucker on the planet. I am Darius Grouch III, The Rumble, and I am taking down the Money Plane. - That bastard pulled the ole I don't have feelings
for Kristi North trick. - I don't have feelings for Kristi North. I don't have feelings for Kristi North. - Works every time. - Oh fuck, I can't see! All this money's in my face! - On behalf of the house,
I want to assure you that Mr. Grouch's head
will be on a platter by the time we land. - But how did he pull it off? - You're done. - Yeah. Now go get me my money, Jack. - Oh wait, he just put that there. He's just holding onto
that the whole time, and he just straps it to the bottom right in front of him
and he didn't notice. Okay. - I'm out Darius. - Hold on. - Oh man, Frasier's pissed. - It's rumble time. (screams loudly) - It's rumble time. (laughs) Oh my god, what a finale. (upbeat music) That's it, they all
lived happily ever after. If it seemed like this
video was a little rushed and ended abruptly that's 'cause the movie was a little rushed and ended abruptly. It's only 80 minutes long. And I really skipped through
like the first 40 minutes. Once the action starts happening, it's kind of over before you know it. Honestly, I genuinely enjoy this movie. It's $5 to rent on Amazon. So, you know, if you're
looking for 80 minutes to spend turning your brain
off, I do recommend it. To me it's very similar to Gooby where you're watching it, and
it's like, well, this sucks. This isn't a good movie, but that just makes me
that much more confused why a giant actor is here. What is Eugene Levy doing in a movie about an eight foot tall monster who befriends a small boy. And what is Kelsey
Grammer doing in a movie about an airplane casino heist. The world may never know. - A dude fucking an alligator. - But I had fun watching it. Well anyway that Amazon rental fee isn't going to pay for itself, so I got to cut to commercials. And that's why Abraham Lincoln was was the most awesome president. (weak applause) Great job Timmy, you did awesome. Drew, you're up next. Whenever you're ready. I decided to do my report on ExpressVPN. Wait what? With a virtual private network, you can browse the internet feeling safe, knowing your data is encrypted and your information is secure. Like your password, emails,
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