- This video is sponsored by Current. Stick around to the end to find out how you could win $500. Hey, guy. Welcome back to 1986, the long awaited sequel to
that Bowling for Soup song. This video is probably
gonna be shorter than usual, but I couldn't not talk about this. So, I recently bought a new Samsung TV, and the only reason I
specify what brand it was is because it's important to the story. I use it to play video
games and watch movies. You know, it's a television. But every time I turn off my PlayStation, it automatically switches to something called Samsung TV Plus, a service I didn't ask
for and do not want. And the channel that's always on is BUZZR, which plays a bunch of ancient game shows that have aged horribly. You'll have a show where
the grand prize is $40. There's always ads for
like, child cigarettes and Richard Dawson won't stop kissing every single woman on the lips. What the fuck, Richard? One time in an interview, he
said it was for good luck. But then why not kiss
the men too, Richard? They don't need good luck? But I'm not here to
talk about Family Feud, or sexual harassment. This video is about a
show from the eighties called Sale of the Century. Now I had never heard of this show, until last night at 2:00 AM. And instead of explaining the game to you, I'm just gonna show you what I watched so you can experience it in the same way. - [Announcer] So far, Curtis Warren has won cash and prizes totaling $45,970. - Five seconds in, I
already love this guy. They start listing off some of the prizes, which range from pretty
dumb, to cool as hell. - [Announcer] And continue
your journey towards a fortune in cash and prizes,
including this Mercury Cougar. - [Drew] Or, the car. So at this point, I'm thinking, okay. This must be some kind of
Price is Right spinoff, where they buy stuff, I don't know. Whatever it is, the
host seems very excited to get things started. - Whom did you bring us, my dear? - She enjoys hunting moose, originally from Amsterdam, Netherlands. Let's hear it for Michele Sephoro. - [Host] Hello there, Michele. - So far you have this guy,
who's the host of the show, but you also have this
woman who only comes out to introduce the other two contestants. And then you have these
women whose entire job it is to escort them four feet to their chair. A lot of cooks in the kitchen, so far. Seems like you could've
streamlined some of these jobs. But you have John and Michele, who both start off their introductions with what I would consider
to be equally bad jokes. But watch how differently the
host reacts to both of them. - [Host] What's that mean,
you lead a very filling life? - [John] Well, I'm a dentist, and I'd say drilling and filling would probably be more accurate. - [Host] Drilling and filling. All right, nice to have
you here with us, John. - Oh, that's fucking funny. John, you are a hoot and a half. - And Michele, you don't
look like a big game hunter, but you enjoy hunting moose. - Yes. The dessert. I
go for chocolate mousse, and I try French restaurants. - He looks so annoyed. (crickets chirping) Michele, I guess the
producers didn't tell you, but we only have time for
one joke on this show, and John already made it. What the fuck, Michele? Well, it's a good thing we had this nice long introduction for
these two contestants, because I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot of them for the next half hour. Let's get started. - [Host] $20 Starts all
three players off. Let's go. The initials PI in the TV show (buzzer) Curtis? - Private investigator. - Private investigator,
Magnum PI, it is indeed. - Wow, that was quite a
fast buzzer. All right. - This New York City street gives its name to musical theater. (buzzer) Curtis. - Radio City? (buzz) - Curtis, you might want to make sure you know the answer before you buzz in. - What kind of board is
used by a sidewalk surfer? (buzzer) - Curtis. - A surfboard. (buzz) - [Host] No, a sidewalk
surfer uses a skateboard. - Cool, so our boy has now answered all three questions and
he is in last place. - If you stay up all night working, you're said to be burning... (buzzer)
- Can you guess who buzzed in? - [Host] Curtis. - The midnight oil. - [Host] Yes, indeed. And
he's back to the $20 mark. Boa constrictor. (buzzer) Curtis? - They're snakes.
- [Host] That's what they are, and the champion back into the lead. - Okay, so we've made it
through one whole round, and no one else has buzzed in. Since Curtis is in the lead, and apparently the only person playing, he's given the opportunity to buy a prize. In this case, it's a fancy coffee machine. - [Host] Very nice. You like good coffee and espresso? - Oh, I'm a caffeine
affectionado, that's for sure. - Really? This guy drinks caffeine? Wouldn't have guessed. But he doesn't buy it, so we're
right back into the trivia. - [Host] Who starred in
the films Swing, Shift, and (buzzer) Curtis? - Goldie Hawn. (applause) - You might find a
lawyer practicing in one, or a tennis player
playing on one. (buzzer) Curtis. - A court. - [Host] Court is what
they have in common. And the $15 lead for the champion. Give me the title of
Bram Stoker's classic. (buzzer) Curtis. - Dracula. - [Host] About a Transylvanian count. Dracula it is, and Curtis to 40. (applause) - Are you guys noticing the theme yet? I can't tell if Curtis is a genius, or if the other two contestants
are just really bad. This pretty much goes
on the entire episode. - [Host] My father. (buzzer) Curtis. - Lady Di? - [Host] That's exactly right. Lady Di, Princess Di. - And since Curtis is
the only one answering, he's also the only one getting money, and therefore the only one
who can buy the prizes. Hell, he has a chance for
10 whole dollars right here, but instead wins a bunch of chocolates. - [Man] Chocolate. - $500 worth of chocolate. - [Man] Chocolate. - What river forms much of the boundary between Texas and Mexico? (buzzer) Curtis. - The Rio Grande. - [Host] The Rio Grande
is right. (applause) - Guys, say something. So, John and Michele must feel
like fucking idiots so far, and then the host does this. - [Host] John, hit that buzzer. (buzzer) See that? All right. Yeah, darn right. And Michele? That's it, just gotta get in
there a little ahead of it. - John, I think we all
love that dentist joke, but you're making a fool
out of yourself here. So why don't you pull
your head out of your ass and answer a goddamn question. - What would you do with baklava? (buzzer) Curtis. - Oh, come on. So John might
as well be asleep over there, but finally, after 13 questions, someone else buzzes in. - This word can describe
both the birth of a chicken, and something you batten down. (buzzer) Michele. - Hatch? - [Host] Yes, indeed. - Michele, you did it. Today is the day we
finally take down Curtis. - Who was the president in office? (buzzer) Curt...Michele. - Roosevelt? - [Host] No. - Goddammit. Despite the small hiccup in his game, Kurt is not phased one bit. - The first television soundtrack to go number one on the pop charts. (buzzer) Curtis? - Oh, I don't know. - This guy is so funny. Oh, turns out I was not listening. Could you repeat the question? (buzzer) Fair enough. Curtis is so confident in his strategy, that he would rather
buzz in and get it wrong, than wait even one more second for context and risk letting someone else answer. - On what would you be riding if you were competing in a race called a (buzzer) Curtis? - A bicycle? - Gonna look weird going
over the hump of the steeplechase on a bicycle, no. - Clearly though, it's working. Even if he loses some
money here and there, he is so in John and Michele's heads. Now she's rushing to buzz
in just to try to beat him, and that's backfiring. And John, poor John. He just has the most
defeated look on his face. I told my wife this morning that I was gonna bring her home a new car, and instead I will be leaving with the $20 they gave me at the beginning. (buzzer) - [Host] Curtis. - Baseball. - Oh, and then check
this shit out. (buzzer) - [Host] He got some money.
It's a $10 money card. - Video editing was awesome back then. Time for the speed round. Gee, I wonder who's gonna
have the advantage here. - [Host] On what sport Would you try to stay out of the sand trap? (buzzer) Michele. - Uh, baseball? - [Host] Wrong. - Oh, sorry about that, Michele. But that answer is only
correct when Curtis says it. - [Host] Name the TV bar
run by Bostonian Sam, (buzzer) Michele. - Cheers. - [Host] Right. - Wait a minute. - [Host] Right. - [Host] Right. - Michele, you're really doing it. - Uh, green? - [Host] Wrong. - Charles. - [Host] Wrong.
- No, you're not doing it. - [Host] Curtis came out on top! Wow! (fanfare) Well, that's the end of this show. There were about 40 questions asked, and John didn't buzz in once. No, actually that's not true. He did get that practice buzz in. - John, you got the sportswear, thank you. - Thank you so much for
coming out today, John. Unfortunately you are just
very bad at this game. You might be thinking, oh man, that's it? And you'd be wrong. In total, Curtis appeared on 11 episodes of Sale of the Century, and
he won every single time. The only reason he didn't keep going, is because they wouldn't let him. Unlike other shows, they
would only let contestants win up to 10 games in a row. And if you did, you would either have to call it quits there, or
gamble all of your prizes - [Man] Chocolate. for a chance at $50,000
by winning one more game, which he did, and he did. You're probably wondering
if all the other episodes looked about the same. They did. - [Announcer] $72,262! $86,288! - And the old saying, heaven helps those (buzzer) Curtis. - Who help themselves. - [Host] Yes indeed. And Curtis has helped himself
to a $15 lead over Bob. (applause) - How do you cook steak tartare? (buzzer) Curtis? - You don't. - [Host] No, you don't.
That's wrong. You're right. - Luau.
- [Host] Luau is what it is. - The fountain of youth. - [Host] And that's what it is. - Basketball. - You are right, it is
basketball. (applause) - It was, um... - February 29th - [Host] Right! What travels at 186 thousand (buzzer) Curtis? - Light.
- [Host] Curtis back to 75. All for one and one for all. (buzzer) Bob. - Um, and we'll be married together. - [Host] Wrong. Name the sexy singer - Cher. - [Host] Cher is right! - It's so funny watching him consistently dominate such a simple game. - [Host] $15 lead. $25 lead. $30 lead. $35 lead for the champion. - Seeing how quickly he'd get in the heads of the other two opponents. Inevitably, after a few questions, they'd start to sweat a little bit. They'd start to get antsy
and try to buzz in early like he does, but it always backfired. - What French phrase is used
to describe individually priced (buzzer) - Rick?
- I'm sorry. I don't know. (buzz) - [Host] Incorrect. Although it comes from
the Latin word for seven, (buzzer) Bob? - Wait, I'll... (buzz) - Well you made it to the buzzer, Bob. - [Bob] That's what I wanted to do. - Even in the episodes
where his competition gets a little tougher, he would just turn it up a notch and
go full on sicko mode. - [Host] In which state did the revolutionary war's battle of Trenton (buzzer) - Curtis. - New Jersey. - [Host] Right. John Audubon
was famous for painting (buzzer) Curtis. - Birds. - I kind of wish the
contestants wore uniforms in this show, just so I could buy a jersey with Curtis's name on it. - [Host] Curtis has done it! - Ever since I was about three minutes into the very first episode I watched, I have been dying to recreate this show. So I did. (applause) Curtis, you've won 416 games in a row. Made over $7 million in cash and prizes. You think today is the day
you finally get taken down? Not a chance. Well, we're all hoping you do, cause we're in a lot of debt right now. Let's bring out the other
two lambs to their slaughter. He's a world renowned MIT professor. He graduated at the top of his class. Please welcome Mark. This next gentleman knows
a thing or two about hats. He owns a ball cap emporium
in Polk County, Florida. Please welcome Tim. I am now done for the day. Who's ready to play? (ding) I am. Curtis, that wasn't a question, but glad to see you're
already on your bullshit. Let's get started. Question one, the 1916 summer (ding) Curtis? Montreal, Canada. Montreal, of course,
is correct. $5 to you. And our champion is out in front. Question number two. In music, (ding) Curtis. A quarter note. Yes, indeed it is. And Curtis with the early $10 lead. How the hell do we beat this guy? I dunno. Question three. This American visionary invented (ding) Who else? Curtis. Thomas Edison. Of course, that was a bit of an easy one. You guys gotta wake up. How did you know that? He didn't even finish the question? Just context clues. Question number four. Who was the first (ding) Huh, Mark. Go on ahead. Uh, Marilyn Monroe? We were looking for Joseph Stalin. I didn't... what the
hell is wrong with you? (ding) Curtis. Face looks weird. That is absolutely right. Mark, you've got an extremely weird face. That was one of the questions? During his run on Sale of the Century, Curtis Warren won over
$130,000 in cash and prizes. Then 15 years later, he grew
out his hair a little bit, and was on another game show called Greed, where he won $1.4 million. I know it's kinda hard
to see, cause this video only has one pixel that's stretched across the entire screen, but
just trust me, okay. I looked it up and he was the only person to ever win over a million
dollars on that show. Aside from having a legendary haircut, Curtis Warren is one
of the most impressive and successful game show
contestants of all time. And when you Google his name, the first person to come up
is an English drug smuggler. So that's unfortunate, but it just goes to show you
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to my chair in three, two. Dammit. I'm always one second early. Well, I hope you enjoyed
today's video, guy. If you want to go watch some of the Curtis episodes in full, you can. They were all uploaded to YouTube. Even better, they're just
straight up VHS recordings, so the commercials are all included. - [Man] The Clyde Plan. 10 out of 10, no complaints. Be sure to tune in tomorrow
for another brand new video, where I go back to college
and stay there for four years. Bye.
The pin comment is funny
I remember Sale of the Century, at least the name of the show......I don't remember the cheesy 'upscale' touches like the women leading the contestants to the podiums. The trivia questions seem super easy now in 2021, but again in those days you weren't just inundated with information 24/7, it probably would have seemed harder for your average person then.