The Lucy Show Lucy and Viv Learn Karate 1963

the Lucy Show starring Lucille Ball co-starring Vivian Vance you better get to bed Chris you got to get up early is Sherman in bed yeah like mom I have a night darlin will you got under that bathrobe nothing what's that bulge I guess I provide some extra weight I guess you put on some extra paws now what do you think you're gonna do with this dog I promised Amy Amy she might take good care of Alvin and he always sleeps on the front of her bed well now honey I'm sorry but Alvin's just gonna have to rough it in a box in the kitchen for the next few weeks oh he won't be able to sleep now I'll read him a bedtime story go on sleep tight Alvin Alvin what kind of a name is that for a dog whatever happened to Prince and Rover Oh quiet viv you'll hurt his feelings Lucy what listen to this police recommend that all residents of the danfield area take extra precautions to guard against prowlers in the past five weeks homes have been broken into and many valuable articles stolen well we don't have anything to worry about why not well if you were a burglar would you take a chance on going to jail for my dollar 98 pearls in your muskrat chubby but a burglar won't know we don't have anything until he's broken in and begun to burgle oh I think this is very serious girl after all we're all alone here just two women without a man you don't have to rub it in without a man to protect us yeah that's right but Harry's next door Oh a lot of good he is it's just our luck to have a pilot for a next-door neighbor he's always out of town yeah well one good thing we have Alvin to protect us for the next few weeks that little thing we'd get more protection out of my muskrat chubby hey you know you're right we don't have any protection here no we don't I think you ought to have the house wired with a burglar alarm or something oh we're just getting all upset for nothing you read a little squib in the paper and you start to get panicky after all we've been here five years viv we've never been bothered by prowlers yeah I guess you're right and we're just letting our imagination run away with us for instance I I just thought I heard a noise outside in the bushes just now no kidding I did hear a noise outside in the bushes maybe it's the wind you ever hear a wind with squeaky shoes I hear it now Lucy this is all bullsh he's going around this way homey do take the flowers out of that vase you mean just because he's our first burglar we're gonna get Eva flowers you're gonna hit him with a vase I'm gonna hit him with a vase Oh Harry what are you doing here I thought you were in Bermuda well believe me I wish I were did I hurt you I'm sorry all right I'm all right but my lump hurts thought you were a prowler yes there's been a prowler scare in the neighborhood and I know who's been scaring him very serious he's robbed a lot of homes it's all over the paper yeah know that that's why I came over here to bring you this whistle now if you get into any trouble you just blow this whistle now come over here faster than you can say Jack the Ripper Jack the Ripper help you're gonna be you're even afraid of the whistle you all be blown to right my ear just blow the whistle I'll come running oh sure all the way from Bermuda hmm oh yeah that's no good Harry you're only home part time well maybe you'll get lucky and get a part-time Prowler this is serious we really need protection Harry yeah hey I've got it why don't you two take judo lessons judo lessons know what that dude we couldn't overpower some big man with judo sure you could while one of the stewardesses took judo lessons and a pilot got fresh with her she threw him right to the floor oh I don't believe it well it's true she almost broke my ankle Hey and now judo lessons might be the answer bit well there's a good judo school right here in zone really why don't we give it a try okay left all right listen I'll see you kids later I gotta go all right nice to coming over here and thanks for the whistle see ya is it my umbrella oh yeah thanks remember I returned it oh very good oh and I've got a couple of women getting ready for their first lesson would you fellas mind sticking around to help out good okay good let's get back to work won't you come in please Oh mr. Sheldon mrs. Carmichael mrs. Bagley hi how do you do mr. Sheldon Oh shall we get started huh okay well now I usually teach my students a combination of judo and karate judo and what a karate that's the science of open hand and foot fighting uh-huh oh these are my students Edie Parker and Lou Coppola oh wow let's show them what can happen after a few lessons they add now if you ladies just stepped over this way that's it it's all part of what we have to learn that's right all right at any time you're ready are you watch closely yes sir oh I'll bet that smart it's open knowing how I don't believe that now let's begin by practicing movements Edie would you show them please how about you ladies would stand over here mm-hmm yes we ever use that for what's what's that you ladies try please oh yeah do that again please oh it's loosen up the legs yes sir you'd be surprised how much you can do by kicking Oh all right let's try a few combination combination combination Michigan just watch the boys mr. Sheldon why do they go why all that yelling well when you yell it strengthens the body muscles it also scares the daylights out of your opponent yeah look I see that again kind of like an Indian tribal dance I got the proverbs ball arrival to make it rain ladies please now I'd like to show you how to defend yourself yes sir yeah and is a problem and you're in the kitchen and he sneaks in through the door and Gretchen oh no what would you do I don't know that's what I came to find out my first instinct would be to scream as soon as he grabs know I screamed the minute he came through the kitchen door all right go ahead scream oh boy have you got strong thumbs you'd be terrific of tiddlywinks yeah I'll show you what you should put your palms together like this why pray goes away then quickly you move your hands and your arms between his arms freakin it's cool Reiki is home and now you chop Dominic shut that in the neck that'll do it huh that'll do you ready aah all right go Oh you didn't that's one problem that will never darken our kitchen door all right you can get up now good I hurt you you alright that was greatly that's something now we'll show you the handshake through the handshake handshake through now when he reaches out to shake your hand you grab him by the forearm turn your back drop down on the right knee and throw him over your shoulder you're kidding right go ahead try it shake shake doctor shake his hair and grab him before I'm turning around fast and drop on the right knee right hmm and throw him over your shoulder I don't want to hurt him you yeah there's a Lee would you like to try go ahead try uh come on shake and my friend granny brothers yeah all righty I'm pretend to shake hands he like he's a problem shake him and then turn dropping the right knee oh sure good all righty it really works thank you there's just one thing what's that how often will we meet a prowler that wants to shake him okay get up now don't sad ladies would you come over here please huh now there's another good defense and it's called the spinning trip hold now a prowler walks in the door you chopped to the back of the neck you grab him by the forearms any of around two times and then trick him how was that again I suppose we let the boys what do you call res spinning triples spinning trick pole alright boys any time you're ready what's he the Prowler he's the plow boy could I use that when I was married to Ralph mrs. Carmichael would you like to try it no oh come on if you do it I'll do it alright get up ready get into positions he's a proud it comes in the kitchen door and I chopped up udders chopped up yeah and then I spin around trip oh boy alright come on mrs. Carmichael mrs. Carmichael you can let go now mother they can say uncle say I guess that's how you say I'll go in karate all right get up now thanks a lot fellas hello thank you very much I'll see you no thanks fellas oh thank you so I'm going long oh they're wild Wow now I'd like to explain a few others Oh Amy uh you two can practice are you okay what you want practice Oh anything like practice well let's uh let's start right the beginning one of us has to grab the other sometimes okay start something all right let's uh let's do the spin and trip hold you know or spin you around rampion boom all that okay now go I gotta spin you damn I'm spinning you I don't want to practice that one anymore anyway all right let's do the handshakes roll all righty oh boy handshake thrown I see okay I'm gonna throw you oh no you're not I'm gonna throw you Oh then for heaven's sake I want to draw you into Betty's madness in that way I'm gonna throw you you know suddenly vivd maybe we're such good friends we shouldn't try this one okay I think we just better forget all about it nobody throws anybody agreed agreed put her there pal to do playing fair either you're supposed to be sailing through the air by now let's go on my arm are you nailed to the floor it going well I think you've had enough for one day now I'll see you on Wednesday and meanwhile I'll give you a few of my booklets which you can study you just come near the office please Oh oh hi honey the mayor huh my goodness what happened I got clobbered clobbered you nobody nobody I'm a Squealer come on now Jerri tell me who hit you I don't dare why not because of the person who hit me finds out I told I have told E oh my goodness who gave you that shiner he's not talking apparently it's the code to the playground oh I'm afraid you're gonna have quite an eye there yeah I think it's gonna be a beaut probably some big bully it's just a shame the way bigger boys go around picking on the littler ones yeah how's Herrmann I suppose you tattled and told everybody I gave you the shiner so you're the big bully now just a minute before we start calling someone a bully let's know the facts I'm sure Liv Sherman hit Jerry he must have had a perfectly good reason I did I bought a brand new whistle Nicole album with and Jerry grabbed it Amy gave Evan to me not you but it's my whistle I spent 39 cents for it is that any reason to hit a little boy half your size now don't blame Sherman just because you happen to have a short son short he happens to be two years younger than Sherman people don't go around hitting people smaller than they are they do if the smaller people go around pestering them Jerome would you go to your room dear I like to talk to Sherman's mother alone Sherman darling would you go to your room - I'd like to talk to Jerry's mother alone what are you waiting for Jerry we have the same room so he'll clobber me again I'll go to the kitchen to put a cold cloth on your I hear you old whistle who wants to call your old dog well I must say there that seems very odd to me that your son gave my son a terrible black eye and you're not even sorry Jerry should be grateful to Sherman grateful yes actually he taught him a very valuable lesson he will have to learn now that as he goes through life if he's going to pester people he's going to run into people who are bigger than he and they'll give him a black eye well if you don't mind dear I'll give my son all the lessons he needs I'm afraid you and Sherman have been fighting over nothing honey this whistles broken Nora mom makes it sound only dogs can hear oh really hey wow it really works Alvin you sure got good ears mom what honey well Sherman ever shrink down to my size I don't think so dear I guess I'll never be able to get even hey wait a minute maybe you will just maybe you will I might be able to give you a few pointers Sherman you know how I hate for you to come home after dark wait a minute what happened to your nose nothing I just skinned it how'd you skin it I fell on the schoolyard were you fighting do I have to tell ya Sherman come on now you have to tell me all about who are you fighting with nobody I went to shake hands with Jerry to make up and the next thing I knew it threw me over shoulder just leave this to me yeah there what honey hey what happened to you Sherman you go right on up your room darling what happened to it Lucy have you been teaching Jerry judo yes I have well that was a terrible thing to do Sherman should be grateful grateful Jerry taught Sherman a valuable lesson he might as well learn right now that if he's going to go through life bullying people he's going to meet people who are smaller and sneakier than he is and that are capable of getting him a bloody nose any woman who would teach her son judo so he could use it on another boy is not a mother she's a monster is that so it's not my fault is Sherman inherited your mean streak I will not take it back you take back what you said to me nothing doing you apologize you apologize you apologize well all right dude I shouldn't have said that I apologize put her there pal now that's more like it Oh yeah but I see something out there in the ball oh that's just another buddy you're really seriously gonna send money out there really is somebody out there Harry's whistle yeah Harry's whistle watch put it right here let's go blow what oh is this a dog whistle where's Harry twistle I don't know huh hey he's coming around that way there is true you you you

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Views: 822,987

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Keywords: The, Lucy, Show, Lucy, and, Viv, Learn, Karate, 1963

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Length: 25min 48sec (1548 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 12 2013