The Lucy Show LUCY AND VIV PUT IN A SHOWER

the Lucy show starring Lucille Ball co-starring Vivian Vance [Music] you Lucy is Chris out of the bathroom yet no I want to get dressed I've got to take a shower you think she's ever coming out of there and I certainly hope so cuz I have to wash you off this beauty mask before it gets hard Chris is always monopolizing the bathroom what takes her so long in there oh you know how teenagers are if they're not washing their hair they're rolling it up or taking it down or trying out a new style yeah or brushing it or spraying it or washing out the spray or rolling it up again you think she'd come out of there once in a while just to give her room to rest well one good thing while she's in the bathroom at least she's not tying up the phone oh can you imagine what would happen if we had a telephone in there good heavens I wouldn't see Chris until she was old enough to vote Crick oh I better get out in the kitchen I'll wash this off yeah Chris are you ever coming out of there well what are you two doing is that you aunt Lucy yes it's me at Lucy this is a facial mask I'm wearing to make me look pretty gee mom I bet you look prettier without it well thank you honey let's come over you too washing in the middle of the day we're going to the why so they flour my fill I see somebody beat you to the annex yeah grades Oh Lucy do you think it would do any good if I call Chris's boyfriend and had him call her and while they're talking on the telephone I can rush into the bathroom and stake out a claim in the name of the great unwashed no I'm fraid not mom we're going to why to play basketball okay darling okay Gary you're yar now remember be sure and take a shower before you come home we have to yes you have to we do frown on silk bye take a shower for me you know viv one bathroom is just not enough for five people of course it isn't it never has been I'm just gonna have to install a second bathroom oh now Lucy we've been over all of that before you just can't afford it well there's just one thing that we're gonna have to do you and the boys and I are gonna have to come out every morning jump in the car put the top down right in the damn field and go through the car wash that's a thought hey you know I could just put in a shower instead of a whole bathroom that way wouldn't cost so much yeah but Paisley the plumber and still charge you plenty for the labor well I'm gonna call him maybe he's having a sale let's go you know we wouldn't even have to tear down a wall we could put the shower in that closet in the boys room hey you better wash off that facial mask boy goes in just a few minutes you're gonna be ready for about Rushmore [Music] that much to install a shower mr. Paisley if you don't lower your prices you're liable to bring on socialized plumbing well day to you too mr. Paisley what'd he say just what you said he would say boy these prices apparently the only way to get clean is to be filthy rich hey you know if I bought the equipment and had a friend install the shower wouldn't cost half as much if the friend you have in mind is who I think it is that friend thinks you're out of your mind viv I wouldn't ask you to do a thing like that Thanks you don't know anything about plumbing what did you have in mind good old Harry next door oh now Lucy we can't ask Harry to do anything else for us we're always imposing on him that's not imposing Harry enjoys doing things for us it feeds his ego it seems to me that by now his ego would be as fat as a horse well where are you going over to Harry's the sooner he starts on the shower the sooner we'll have it Oh Harry hi I'm sorry all right you just dented my bumper a little are you going such a ride I was going over to see you forget it I'm not there you're funny Harry did you want to see me about oh well why'd you come over here for I invite you lovely girls to lunch oh great come on Lucy let's get dressed no we can't go why not well don't you remember this I was going over to Harry's don't you remember I was gonna invite him over here for lunch you were yeah oh yeah yeah she was she was that's right now you just sit down arey relax get nice and comfy and I'm gonna make you your favorite dish eggs benedict all that alright Lucy what do you want me to do whatever do you mean I have learned from bitter experience that any time you offer me anything more than a peanut butter sandwich you have something you either want repaired shovel lifted or taken out of a trap and buried well that just shows you how wrong you can be Harry Oh Harry you have such a suspicious nature you mean you just want me to have lunch I don't have to do anything not a thing oh thanks unless of course you'd like to show your appreciation by installing an extra shower for me I knew it install a shower that's a big job Larry I don't mean for you to do it now while I'm fixing your lunch I mean do it next weekend couldn't I just have a peanut butter sandwich Harry it's a snap come on Lucy I'm no plumbing expert oh you're so modest you know you're a whiz it fixing stopped-up sinks well that's a lot different than installing a whole shower I can't do that by myself oh well you'll have help yeah well ah hi Tootie hey Lucy hey we were just talking about you the one yeah how would you like some eggs benedict yeah how would you like some eggs benedict Oh that'd be wonderful just marvelous [Music] i re-boil want to meet Joe Melvin there's Harry Connors hello Josie boy am I glad to see you I just discovered I don't know a snake from a plumber's friend hey where are the girls I'll chaplain why my boy how would you like to get out of this whole ugly mess great but how I've got a plan you see Joe here is a plumber from Ridge bury buddy now would you be willing to put out a little money to get out of installing that shower is it under a million dollars I'll give you my rock-bottom price you got a deal alright my boy I tell you what we're gonna do we're gonna tell the girls that Joe here is an old friend of ours we'll do the job for nothing then we split the bill take the weekend off and the girls don't know the difference is that good good it's inspired mind if I ask a question go ahead why don't you just tell the two ladies the truth because they'd never go for it now they don't mind us giving up our weekends or breaking our back but they never allow us to pay you after all they've got their pride oh look I better get to work you guys started paying me the minute I walked through that door I'll show you where the shower goes now it's in the closet my boys room uh Harry remember we tell the girls that we meant to do the job with Joe but suddenly you have to take a flight to Honolulu and I've got a client in town from LA we stay out of their way for the entire weekend you got it oh I gotta hand it to you Eddie I always knew you were clever but you turned out to be positively crafty well how's it going Joe thought to be finished in an hour - good gee you must be a good friend of Eddie and Harry's to let them take advantage of you like this huh oh yeah yeah you know how much a real plumber would charge for this how much oh I'd hate to tell you you know what robbers they all are oh just a minute some of my best friends are plumbers oh well of course there are good ones and bad ones yeah what do you do for a living Joe well I'm what do you think I do well from the looks of your sensitive hands I'd say you were a doctor you guessed it I can always tell [Music] mom we watched oh well you can if you don't bother the man we won't all right sit down there and be quiet now he's very very busy so be quiet well there it is Jerry a shower right in our room we won't have any excuse from not washing again that's one of the most impressing stretch I have ever seen hey Joe we've backed up well this is a stall shower there's no tub this is different from our other shower that I can get out of using this one on a technicality how come there's no place in semi-pro Joe where does the water go up all right there how come it's covering up what do you see this is a test plug it has to stay screwed on over the drain until the inspector okay's it Oh what's an inspector now now now I told you not to bother the man come on downstairs won't you go out and play or something well how's it going Joe well it would go a lot faster if you wouldn't keep coming in here every few minutes asking how's it going Joe oh yeah I suppose so Joe isn't that showerhead a little low it's the standard height well it looks a little low to my eye I think it should be about five inches higher look it's too late to do anything about it now it's already in yeah I am the way it's if Joe that's a pretty sloppy caulking job I'm not finished with it yet well I suppose I shouldn't complain after all you are an amateur nothing personal joke say should you be using that wrench on that just what do you suggest I use well I think you should use that doohickey right there you're liable tomorrow that hardware with that wrench how would you like to do this yourself well now let's not get huffy well now for a doctor you have very nasty bedside manners what would you say if I told you I was a plumber huh well if you are you could fool the panel on what's my line well it just so happens I am a plumber you are not you're a doctor friend of Eddie's and herring I never saw them before in my life and the only operation I ever performed was removing a spoon from a garbage disposal friend why are you doing this because they're paying me there hey where are you going I'm quitting if they're paying you you can't quit lady there isn't enough money in the world to get me to finish this job here wait a minute what do you want me to do with this finish it yourself with a doohickey [Music] what's he mumbling about he just walked out on the job well that's a fine thing for a friend of Eddie and Harry's to do friend he isn't even a doctor who isn't even a friend or a doctor I'll bet he isn't even a plumber isn't even a friend or a doctor or a plumber boy when I get my hands on those two sneaks what two sneaks Lucy will you please tell me what you're talking about I'll tell you later while we're finishing the shower wait a minute what do you mean while we are finishing the shower oh it won't be hard well there's nothing much to do but hang the door and put in the faucet handles he was almost finished who was almost finished the friend the doctor the plumber or one of the two sneaks go get out your working clothes and I'll tell you now Lucy I've helped you do a lot of things but I draw the line at plumbing now viv do you want to hear the story about the friend the doctor the plumber and the two sneaks or don't you oh the things I do to bring a little drama into my life hurry back [Music] now that wasn't bad was it no as a matter of fact that was pretty simple you know I don't know why those two sneaks didn't do this themselves instead of throwing all that money away on that plumber well I don't know why they didn't do it either but I don't know why you're so mad at it for being willing to pay for it we're willing to have him do it for free well that's different one's charity and one's friendship besides do you realize that they hadn't spent all that money on Joe they could have spend it on us you're right they are a couple of snakes hey you get out and turn on the water man we'll see how this works yes sir wait a minute you better take this I think it's gonna be a little hard to turn whoa okay hurry up now [Applause] turn off the water we're leaking I can't turn it off there's handle broke when I don't ask me are you sure you use the right boy shirt washer round thing so that's what they turn off this water okay well I do what come on oh this one over here turn it off yeah what we can't turn it off tighten them up oh wait a minute [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Oh okay I can't [Music] [Applause] come on the trouble first time I ever saw a shower door that opened in watch you every minute no catch are too thin you forgetting to put washes on faucet when the matter is you haven't alum and then thumbs up of that water main well I would never open the water main if you had a good coochie to hire a plumber alright guys we gotta get some help where well maybe someone you come by the house and saver ooh some door-to-door frog [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Oh your long lines all I just I just got thought of something what did you pay this much water mail sure I did that was a dumb thing I know this was gonna happen you know we're going to have to do what we're going to have to kick this bar and we'll have to break the door oh that's a good idea okay go ahead ticket oh that's too dangerous not that I'm afraid of cutting myself but the blood might draw a sharp [Music] do you think we could squeeze out we might not have to in a few minutes we'll be able to flow out hey girl what did you say that that cover was held on by screws yeah well we're gonna have to unscrew it we're gonna have to school yeah we can't yeah we got a screwdriver oh yeah you have well [Music] now you think that the people who designed this thing would prepare for the emergency exit I doubt if it an emergency like this crops up very well [Music] I'm going to go down there get it out lucy dance or you get all shriveled if you don't I don't know by you but I'm not preshrunk oh okay are you going yeah okay here you go you're great oh boy where's Lloyd Bridges when you need him yeah there you go what a cup of coffee viv can a minute Lucy what kind of a house is this an hour ago we were awash now I want a drink of water and I've tried every busing in the place well I forgot to tell you the plumber had to turn the water off while he's fixing the broken handle on the water main Oh how can you even talk about a drink of water after always swallows in that shower well I can't help it apparently breaking water makes me thirsty sick of that shower I may never wash again have to learn to lick my paws like a cat my plumber did you get Paisley no Joe Joe how did you ever get him to come back after all he said it took all my diplomacy all my tact and all my spending money for the next six months I feel sorry for you if I weren't so waterlogged yes I shouldn't complain you know all that water could have seeped through the plaster and I would really have had some expense so actually I came out ahead Lucy I want to tell you something this is absolutely the last time I slip into my coveralls to be an apprentice on one of your dreadful little projects Oh now these are things we're gonna look back on and laugh at one day when we're old and gray and from the way things are going that may be next week all feeling way Lucy absolutely not no now viv listen you have never learned how to plaster and it's all you need to round you out and you'll be a perfect mrs. Fixit you [Music]

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Id: 8petwReCGsQ

Length: 25min 43sec (1543 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 20 2012