Frat Guys on Quarantine

it's day 4 the quarantine and I've jerked off 9 orkut sorry 10 times yeah my name is Chet we've been in quarantine for four days when I got one charger in the freaking house so I have to be like jerking off to these I don't know what to do I'm running out of CBD gummies I know that girl definitely smashed this girl my Copenhagen's looking low and I'm a lot of blow so it's gonna get rough ooh that's a good one see you guys in five might take up more tiresome dude I've always wanted to get my black belt and like [ __ ] be nerds ass what's good my name is Trent 8th year senior unofficial beer pong champ [ __ ] with tonicity [ __ ] wrong time [ __ ] try to warn my boys about this quarantine happening they thought I said some chick was about to turn 18 came over in about five minutes but I definitely said quarantine I definitely texted it to you guys quarantined looked it up made sure it was spelled correctly you guys are just probably [ __ ] faded we've been stuck here for about four days now and shit's getting wack yo who took my visor no no no no which one of you [ __ ] took my visor I got out of the PGI jr. tour who the [ __ ] took my visor did you take a check oh I definitely did take it yeah you didn't take it no do you put that on spring break yeah nope okay well clearly you wouldn't lie about that I swore on spring break because Spring Break is already canceled because the coronavirus I did take his visor dude I did I got a little heated when Adele's remixes came on trying to use the key bump for it my dad's Tesla keys it's not the same so sorry to ever it's a perfect little guy a little bit on there nope that was just dirt since them out here all tuned up he might grab my staff you know I'm gonna look like The Lorax after this yes yes - coming in yeah four days no razor I don't know my dad was in a friend he had a stash and he [ __ ] mad [ __ ] so thinking about growing it out I think Kimberly's really gonna day yeah chicks dig stashes dude where's the slim jims for your legs dude shut the hell up it's a touchy subject Rossi in a second yeah they run during the same time we mean it you got the baseball cards say where they get their take that one fine oh they're right here just close the door all right another camera probably know how to put this but they're getting really [ __ ] horny how do you zoom in no you can see some side with me can't zoom in what's the point can you like it no you can't even like it sleep right where's her dimmed we can't say you're beautiful I just think they're horny as [ __ ] what are these words why do they have words in a porno it feels like a girlfriend hold on I think I was a commercial oh yeah dude isn't this guy in pike yeah Sweden beat his ass anytime I bend down go past 35 degrees they're checking me out yeah they looking at my ass I don't blame them but it's getting kind of weird what I don't know I don't [ __ ] with them so far this is a sick remix Tiesto yes I've come down here every five minutes and I think they've watched this same Havasu video about seven times now yes this is austere spring right now put your hands up for seven and above hold up that's TIFF dude that's thethat's tip yeah I know it did I've had sex with her dude from AP yeah oh six okay a lot of touch now can't wipe them off this team not create a team but the quarantine lat work out that guy had how do we go magnet do you wish me come Nina's we call it we go here but like we don't go to the class stupid yeah so they 100% don't go here how old are you guys there happen 129 better say 37 what's up get back to the video do I think I met him one time in uber pool when I was super drunk and I think they stole my phone and now we're kind of trapped sir Trent's kind of run out of freaking white cloths what a jerk pretty inconsiderate of him I just wanted some quarantine cloths you only had three packs of them well I didn't plan on two other people being here for four days how long have you been there four did and your the whole time yeah we're gonna use these real quick say it you're not been stressing trying to get this chest in bro there's no workout [ __ ] here place kind of sucks all I got is a stupid life-size Stairmaster but I don't do legs so I haven't even been upstairs yet like I have to sleep with my freakin dad's basement but at least I don't think and Trent I haven't even been up there yet because I'm too scared to take the stairs I'll [ __ ] that [ __ ] yeah I'm just keeping all the beers up here because as soon as they walked in they saw the stairs and just said I don't [ __ ] with stairs you see these calves they don't need stairs they need peds I don't know why zero context they were just like [ __ ] that [ __ ] so I'm gonna keep these up here while they're downstairs having a panic attack and probably just chill where's the beard first the buys are now this is pissing me off what is this campus cuz it's dry as hell [Music] yes I'm doing I knew I should've hit myself your boys you want some beers yeah yeah dawg alright got two of them right there why don't you do that why would you do that what am I gonna work out calves get out gettin elevator I've moved one leg up and you move warmly up two of mine and here's a problem you still said the word legs legs are like condoms I don't [ __ ] with them that's sick dude oh sorry bro nah don't you guys wanna what are you don't drink yeah all right go get them who sent you up to this yeah the GDI send you up to this that's kind of a lunge just so try not ease your legs I good I'm almost get about I don't wanna risk it cuz this is my snap yeah I don't you don't break your snap you still get that stache Sookie I might be able to get it yeah I got my nuts just looking I got all right is this my visor then oh come on I could swear our pies in the fridge beat your ass yeah my dad's a lawyer dude yeah we're outside yeah do not think that LSD from EDC is still kicking in because there's like a girl yeah is that a mirage did nothing Vegas did yo yo are you a person are you good are you breathing yeah like blink of you're real or like DM me yes oh just talk whoa well then how are you out there without being dead dude you can go outside we're quarantined and while your corne 10c that she's a 10-4 first my shirt yeah yeah you're like roam around the streets and Dewart day-to-day stuff when you're fine to go outside just keep a safe distance like six feet you go first maybe it's all for people like you I don't know you want to come inside not to brag I got like a 3.2 GPA but like a 4.0 BCA yeah that's blood-alcohol content you I mean okay I'm just gonna keep on living my life so so do you drink or not I have to go catch a train but maybe lay off the coke next quarantine oh you want to run stranded yeah front of trailer dude I'm down a real long before it's a no train sir probably thought we were talking with a man train oh yeah we don't listen that dog [ __ ] [ __ ] in the house nude dude what you doing dude what's up a girl cat call you want to see me drink a natty light on camera dude we're talking about a cat here let's quit it okay come on girl hahaha jadon is that you yeah I start 67 so you couldn't see who it was star 69 inators no I don't want to star 69 I blocked you for a reason

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 2,238,245

Rating: 4.9729333 out of 5

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Id: 9YiGbwiGovM

Length: 9min 4sec (544 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 23 2020