The Guy Who Never Left His Hometown

you guys only go do burnouts in front of a high school has anybody seen my Letterman ah it's like riding a bike man you never lose it alright Pete Riley yeah he didn't die he just went off to college so smells just like it used to Riley is [ __ ] that's what that stands for yeah paper chasing cuz I'm always chasing that paper dude it's not a pyramid scheme it's called multi-level marketing ah dude the nostalgia is just flooding back well I got a Mustang in my garage what I lie to you dude the results are in the pudding you remember that right Agora Oh seven overtime who do you think put us in OT yeah just sent me like 500 bucks I don't sign you up for the first level what do you mean what is it you get the first level yeah how do you spell entrepreneur Orlando yeah man I used to work construction for like a week but like I'd rather just build my own empire you remember me yeah I played JV as a freshman yeah no doubt best grub in town mom did you unplug my jewel yo gez sold out can you scalp your not to get political but Bernie's kind of a [ __ ] yo what's the move tonight Friday nights will never be the same why would I go to college when I have the Joe Rogan podcast just got this one today cuz it's kind of like life you know there's happiness and there's sadness and it's like you decide what fate you want to have what up just back in my old [ __ ] turf you know just showing love to the hometown this were used to ball out every Friday night remember that if they've got that on my highlight tape probably gone straight to Oregon I mean I was gonna go d1 but I pulled my tonsils and it just wasn't a good look for me this is me when I'm sober this is Mira I'm stoned that's a real answer I might not have gotten do one but my kids first shirt on d1 oh that's so good hustle my son six but he's already getting looked at by UCLA you got to catch that bra I mean somebody's got to make this last name proud no mommy's got the baby dude kick back at my place come through bring a [ __ ] yeah what I've snapped mom's out of town who's trying to hotbox yo is that the front door shut my birthday at Buffalo Wild Wings or Applebee's but they got $1 margaritas at Applebee's it supposed to drag race tyler scion tc tonight you know which one of these should I use for tender Oh sick yo put on that new logic album ah dude he's open he's open he's open sighs dude did you not see third time he was wide open you still trying your [ __ ] up at DMV dave & buster's you got to stop coming to our practices dude I'm a legend around this field okay I played JB as a freshman so I got a scorpion because my ex was a Scorpio and I knew we weren't gonna stay together very long so I was like I'm not gonna get an Ambu [ __ ] dumb so and then if we go bro prices no spirits for the Scorpion King you know I love the rock I'm just here scouting starting pursue my pyramid multi-level marketing pyramid scheme you do not want to see me in flip Cup like name one thing Trump's done that's bad it was gonna go d1 but the coaching staff over at ASU just wasn't that chill brings a tear to my eye coming here the 40-yard on that's why I tore my arachnophobia or else I would have played d1 would you guys gotta remember his Trump is an actor at heart so like what he's doing that's not really him yo what's the move tonight drunk bowling I can [ __ ] with that go home bye there what do you mean I am home well you're pregnant again Blake what you want to get drinks to celebrate dude I'm just like stress and I don't know what to name my son günther Kyler or Braden like I wanted to do Kyler but quartering in his son Kyle we're gonna what have two kids named Carter on the JV team two colors aren't making JV Wow swear to god bro when I make it big first cotton good speaking of hometowns go to the description below or go to Trevor Wallace comedy dot-com to see if my stand-up tour will be in your hometown and if it is in your hometown you better not bring Riley dude because Riley went off to college and we don't f with those College fools but if Riley's not there then come through I'll be constantly updating the tour dates down below other than that make sure to subscribe to the channel where I do weekly sketches and a weekly podcast cuz I had to have a podcast even though I only listen to the Joe Rogan podcast elk me

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 7,724,269

Rating: 4.9451513 out of 5

Keywords: frat, real bros, jimmy tatro, sketch, gus johnson, cherdleys, blake webber, is it chill, is it chill if i chill here, casey frey, casey fray, meme, dank, comedy, lol, lmao, snl

Id: M_XELa7kdmQ

Length: 4min 8sec (248 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 15 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/gonnorehab]

This surpasses comedy and lands somewhere closer to uncanny.

[u/b0b0blah]

Tore my arachnophobia got me good

[u/SwagMountains]

This just kept on giving lmao

[u/papapaIpatine]

This might’ve single handily convinced me to move out of my city for a new university

[u/deadflow3r]

My favorite story of a guy who never his hometown was a guy I went to school with. He was out on 4th of July trying to impress 16 year old girls at a playground by trying to walk all smoothly across one of those long metal balancing beams. He fell and tore his groin muscle. He would also do burnouts in front of girls houses to "impress" them and do the rebel yell as he burned rubber. He was 26 years old.

[u/Dugillion]

Pretty sure someone cloned this guy... and sent all of them to my HS.

[u/[deleted]]

Love Trevor Wallace. He’s great in Cherdleys’ stuff as well.

[u/WE_FAM_NOW]

What do you call these kinds of videos? You know, the ones with tiny skits? Anyways, this is the longest of its kind I've ever watched 20 seconds of.

[u/peglegpowderskier]

“I bet I can throw this ball over that mountain “