The HUMAN MACHINE is TERRIFYING in Eternal Cylinder

hello my friends i'm blitz and does the googly-eyed vupo make you concerned because he totally makes me concerned in eternal cylinder now you might remember that we're running away from the mathematician and whatever that thing is and in the last video it was said that we are supposed to go into the portal that uh the mathematician has for us which kind of concerns me i don't really like that but i want to turn over to guado here because he has bombs and bombs are better than anything else because i can do this ready get set and yeet oh that was satisfying that was a pretty good one is it gonna kill it i totally didn't kill it but it did blow up a rock and that was exciting okay let's find some things to make more bombs on oh no we turned them on that was bad that was a really bad idea oh i love this game it's so weird and wild and wiggly no no no no no no stay away i haven't made enough bombs for you yet please don't kill any of my friends either because i need oh balls he's eating things oh no oh man i really really don't want to go through the next level of the chambers yet though i might should i just go should we just send it here you eat this ah right in the mouth oh whoa that was in the mouth hole is it gonna blow him up i don't know if that's did it blow him up he's kind of in like survival mode right now i don't like that i'm so scared i didn't want to try to blow one of these up too because they always look cool and i don't really know what they do blow up ah oh whoopsies i'm so sorry we're just destroying rocks all over did that give something fun i mean it kind of blew up did i get something here ah oh no wait what was that what did it do i just destroyed all the trees yes i mean i killed the trees oh i'm so sad what was that noise i have no idea what that noise was oh oh we crossed the fence oh no i was just fishing and stuff i got some sort of new bomb that i haven't tried out yet so i'm kind of excited about that but i gotta make it to that next tower before the cylinder rolls over me no no no no no no no not distill the terror i need to evolve i need to mutate i need to become immortal can i become immortal that'd be kind of fun i think that's actually the goal of the game coming to mortal trouble now i bumped into a thing oh there's one of those guys i need to blow them up too that is getting super close to me oh i don't like it at all oh oh it's red the world's red i got it i got the cylinder i did it okay all right oh yes that was good all right and now let's see if the mathematician shows uh i don't like that thing oh i could go kill the big like snot bubbler over there yes oh there it is these were the christmas crystals used as crowns what secret powers i mean i need to i need to take this time to think about such things as soon the mathematics would make his terrible okay the game's like hey hold up mathematicians coming ingredient that would transform this skin into a crystal out it have to be nearby hey it broke it it broke can i suck it up yes i got it oh okay so i have to figure out how to convert this into something else and there's something nearby that i need there's light there's light on the top of the hill here let's see if you guys will do this will you convert this for me not really we have some more crystals here okay did you see what i saw up here there's the the light up here oh fire fire might do it i've got a fire nose boy come here gwen let's see if this works that was wrong but let's light it on fire convert it convert it to something i can use nope you you oh no no no no run away that might actually work it's doing something to the crystal the crystals are red there it was the unifier no no no no no it would have to be no no no raven clever i don't like being brave or clever you're defeating this oh i could just defeat him i like defeating things i mean that worked on the the other guy all right that actually works triangle-shaped objects that had fallen from the unifier's head must be the ingredients the trip i needed for the mutation yes okay and if i break that i just i destroyed a unifier okay and then i if i heat it against the wall does it do something how do i break it ah no don't pee although oh i did it oh who wants to eat this who's gonna eat this i mean should we give it to vupo poopo likes eating things what was that noise ah mathematician no no no no no no no no inventory guam guamo guamo can eat it okay here you go guamo oh let's see what he does go away i don't like you oh adds a crystal layer to the skin a possible blend in with the crystal formations wait what now that the treble had transformed themselves they would need to find the largest crystal formation and the area how do i do that that would be their best chance at tricking the mathematician into absorbing them hmm i mean this is pretty big oh no no oh no i don't like this i don't like it he's absorbing me i'm going into the gate he thinks i'm one of the serpents oh i don't like this this game is creepy i have goosebumps on my arms but we're inside of it no wait do i have bombs okay once again oh no return to the strange place in the giants dreams uh-huh there were more mysteries your story there's people where do i go i don't know where to go this is creepy i was absorbed by the mathematician one of your people is rich and beautiful i know it is that's why i'm trying to save us each generation passed on its memories to the next yep and so you learned to avoid repeating your mistakes slowly you discovered the secrets of your world you built great cities full of wonders this is her city and then you sang to the stars to fight others like you to share in the joys of existence this is weird when you sang of the stars there were many who heard you and raised their voices in song most are gone your oldest friends travalo are my friends yes we knew that your song it was already too late was the travala that our the cylinder was upon us there was nothing we could do i don't know what to do i'm not that different from you okay we are also not strong or fast and we don't have sharp teeth but we are stubborn we are what stubborn cylinder creates its minions from pieces of what it absorbs okay so we found a way to help you oh all of us together these fragments of my people the memories of your ancestors and what's left of all those others who shared our fate our conspiracy of ghosts to sabotage the cylinder and give you a chance am i am i supposed to be parkouring this i don't i don't actually know memory is to be reclaimed and what you need in order to oh no don't fade on me friend be absorbed no these moments of strength [Music] oh something's happening here the memory faded and the thing unlocked why am i inside the mathematician though what do i do do i just walk on i just walk what no oh no oh wait what where did i go i'm back in the world but it looks different did i teleport somewhere do i have to go across the giant snowy area this is weird man this is so weird okay everything looks normal again i still don't really understand what the mathematician did to us i also see a gigantic pillar of light coming down did it come down into this hole oh yeah how do i go down i bet i have to become a fish i mean i'll try it please don't blow up bupo skid no no no no not the bomb making not the oh not the bomb making not the bomb making ability oh balls i want to go down in here can i dive what's the is there a dive button poor voopo i guess we'll have to send all of our bombs over to guado then what with the knowledge they had gained all they now needed to do was to catch a specific kind of fish i got it allow them to acquire the wonderful ability to swim without ever getting that's me that's me i can swim without getting tired oh it's also cold out here that's okay there's another fish over there i think that's one of those bubble fish i really don't like this though i'm getting cold i think what is that oh that's not it's just okay that's fine i'm using words when i don't really know what i'm saying right now because i have no idea what's happening and i love it you we're starting to get cold thankfully i had one of these that i can eat oh i can't eat when i'm swimming uh-oh i gotta go back to the island [Music] we gotta heal we gotta heal my dudes there we go a little bit of healing never hurt anybody and then we can go for our i'm hoping that this is one of the spaceships what are those things what are those giant flying balloon guys oh no oh no no no no no i wonder if they like explosions i kind of hope they like explosions because i can give them an explosion and then i can take their body parts i gotta say vupa looks pretty cool with those new skins and scales and stuff though and it's kind of terrifying me right next to the cylinder and i'm right here next to the spaceship but what happens when i get here is the game gonna be like hey you made it game over or that giant balloon giraffe is gonna come over here and like eat me i made it i made it oh the elder wait we found an elder is that what's here can i pick up one of these blocks no that's too bad are you that elder i have to interact okay the tremor we're happy to find a friend resting on the island however they couldn't use it because he was not well the elder told him what a pleasant surprise to find a group of such brave little adventurers oh i'm glad to see your faces before my end i'm sorry to tell you that this structure will not ascend on its own uh-huh so it is especially i think someone might bring the lenses that power those pellets before the cylinder came but now you can see you do not know of what i speak lenses and this is simply not to be but fear not there are other packages in the waters of this great desert and resting in the golden dunes of these marvelous plains you will find the hidden treasure can awaken and lift to their majestic heights that were once the pride of our people all right swim over to the other side and seek the chihuahua that guards my brother's temple he will explain what you must do okay what about the giant giraffe things know that my spirit will dance and sing when you succeed where i have failed wise words so elder man all right oh what is that what is this there's some sort of thing here i need it i need it who gets who's the volunteer who wants to eat it you want to eat it greg who always likes eating things i don't remember what this is i think i've seen it before though amber eye ah why not he already has goofy eyes let's give him goofy your eyes oh hey wait that's the elder the giant square thing i didn't even see that oh i love it i want to jump on top of them here grab let's jump on top of the elder maybe he's got treasure for us i almost feel bad for that but whatever i mean oh he doesn't have treasure up there i didn't even see that that was an elder okay we have other treasure up here too we must use it to make bombs did i say that out loud and i gotta get this one all right we got a p on it to get it down yeah just a little little little p and then whoop and then i go whoop and then then we're gonna make that into a bomb after i have something else that i can make into a bob what are these things what is this is this a little it's a little platform wow hey it's a fairy if i if i pee on this will it bury me oh look at me that's amazing i'm peeing on it so good i kind of want to go over there because there's the oh poop nuggets on second thought i'm not a big fan of this because the fairy's after me now hello oh i was gonna eat that thing but i made it this is pretty amazing what is that it's got bombs run away run away oh what is that what is this place we're in the desert now we are in the desert oh there's so many loud noises i don't like that i don't like this okay okay i did it i want to blow it up i just i do a thing we got to stay away from thanks there's a octopi guy what is this i need it can i blow it up you think i'm gonna get on another list just keep asking if i can blow things up what does this do can i blow it up five i can eat it i'm gonna eat it you better stop you dumb cylinder i'm trying to explore new territories what did i do meteor feet ground slam boom ready get set nice i actually killed the thing oh burning sun oh no i just played grounded with the sun is burning okay only only a mutation can keep it safe we have to find some sense that something was roaming the desert yeah i saw something that did not belong there no doubt the eternal cylinder oh that thing again sent forth it just squished me really perhaps it had taken notice of the trevor yeah he was seeking to stop them it definitely did and we're all dead now thanks to you so i'm just kidding you know here the troubles are peacefully me exploring the wilderness and then big wheelie boy comes up and destroys your life classic game what did i get from that oh the meteor feed right yes i'm so cool looking i want to try to crunch this big sphere actually i want oh what is that i need it whatever that thing is we're totally going to turn that into bombs of some sort just kidding okay i'm in the shade does this work is this acceptable a quasi-arthropod all right cuimo needs you i don't want to force guimo to eat it greymo eat the thing eat the thing let's see what it does it gives you super strength quadruped oh i got four legs now oh i can run quicker i'm a fast boy oh hello in the cave i go in the cave i go lots of secrets lots of cool things in the cave i go there's nothing in the cave oh there's stuff in the cave what is it oh it's the jumpy boy legs can i have jumpy boy legs plus other things who wants you on jumpy boy legs no where's our other dude whatever oh no clark all right whatever we got new jumpy legs and boink [Music] what are you doing over here you trying to hide oh there's another cave i didn't see this before and there's orange shiny over here and by orange i mean pink oh these are gems okay duh obviously we can use those for getting more of these uh dna point things oh here's the magic magic cave of secrets and ah it honestly makes me wonder how many little things like this i missed while jumping through the game this looks interesting what could this be some sort of crystal okay if i bonk it on the wall like this it turns into something else okay good i'm gonna try gwim oh maybe this is the the secret sauce an ancient colony of gastrointestinal mic mic something i don't know what it does but i always like his eyes so i'm just going with it damn oh no camouflage themselves to avoid predators neat oh are you a predator i'm going to totally spy on you does anyone else need extra leg things yeah does you are not allowed to run away i must eat you oh hello there i will battle y'all poop nuggets i was gonna battle you oh don't vomit on me dude here haha catch catch you wanna play you wanna dance your acid versus my energy bomb where are you going why are you leaving no no no no don't go what is that oh your catch yeah yeah yeah that was a good one oh no run away again remember that time we said we were running i love running tactical fleet that was a good hit don't kill me kill that little thing instead i volunteer it you want to barf i'll barf oh almost killed me no yes i killed it okay we should just be able to feed that other guy who died oh yeah that's okay oh what's that you can have that here do you want something else fun i don't know what this is but oh what is this hey what is this oh that looks oh stop get away from the dumb plant you dummies gotta talk nice to him once in a while like that what is this an acid pump ooh okay who's gonna be you i'm gonna put it on your face and you'll be my attack donkey or mule what what do they call it you know when uh i think i get acid breath out of this like when you get a mule how do i how do i spit [Laughter] it's not pee anymore it's acid what happens if i ground slam this boy what pow not much makes him roll away that's kind of cool this is bad he's after me again didn't really work oh balls that's us we're like oh no no no don't kill anyone again it's illegal oh shiny thing neat i found an egg too bad i don't need it oh i find them other things up here like a big old treasure chest that i can turn in all sorts of secrets that was bad that was bad [Laughter] sorry about that i'm making a big explosion of some sort i don't know man i think i should just go i want to get the desert skin to make me better but i feel like i just gotta i gotta go there's a giant shiny thing a giant shiny thing that's probably one of the the big space worms no that's got to be a lens that has to be a lens the one the elder spoke about it is a lens i found a giant lens yes yes i just found this guy i'm going to turn into explosives the game is going to be like ha just kidding you can't do the lens because the mathematician's going to eat you as soon as this thing stops oh that is terrifying stop please okay lens i need you i don't know what you do but i need you half buried in the sand yep a monumental structure made of glass metal was gazing at the sun was this one of the lenses the elder had mentioned obviously their knowledge required to use it a big shelter thing what is that noise whatever it is i don't like that sound i don't like that music are we under attack i don't know i'm going in the shelter i'm going into the shrine where the music abruptly stopped which is kind of nice but now the big eyes are staring at you we're surprised to see this temple was protected by some sort of defense mechanism uh-huh i watch some enough squid game that i know that i'm about to do was there another reason now lost to history oh so insane we gotta spin over the edge i think let's see maybe i'll use you and gwim i want you to float oh okay whoa whoa we're about to get electrocuted i think we have to spit over the edge if we just pee over something maybe if we pee in the eyeball it'll work no the eyeball doesn't like peeing on and i'm thirsty i don't have any water uh eat this and eat that and eat that and eat that okay we have water now maybe it's this paddle oh yeah we gotta pee on the paddle obviously because it's like p on the p on the thing and then you just pee on it well this side oh it opened relatively quickly wait wait wait wait wait there's a serpent who is the you you cuemo you've got serpent juice in you right okay this is a little weird i can jump no if i jumped it went away but you if you jump it goes away look at that okay let's try this again huh i made it one of us made it what do these things do i mean they're they're just generic things everyone made it through what is this now i gotta follow the ball do we have to roll we have to roll we have to roll we gotta hide it's the eyeball oh those things saw me through the wall no no no no no no no no no no no i'm just gonna go oh oh it was it was line of sight i get it now i'm picking up what i'm putting down what's this i need it i mean i think i can just oh it does give me some other other powers who doesn't have any cool powers right now you voopo you just kind of got a bad case of the amphibian that we don't really need why do you need amphibian juices in the desert a small cap that grows from maybe maybe it doesn't do anything but we're going to see this i'll give some cool powers dense cloud of smoke oh where do i go i think i go this way in heat nice oh oh look at this i never noticed that i could switch things wow i never noticed i could switch things ooh a shiny thing i don't know if this is a good idea but i'm gonna do it anyway or to turn it into bombs maybe oh what is that i want to throw that against the wall nice what does that do for me oh it's a it's another colony well let's see what it does and i got a turtle shell yes this is not the way i wanted evolvo but at a certain point you don't care because you just look too cool look at how cool he is whoa oh no i did not totally intend to do that but whatever so this is interesting now i have to actually keep line of sight which means i like have to watch the back side here and then go up the pillar this is a cool puzzle then as i get further and further away yes yes that's amazing oh there's a button oh what did i do i push the button oh find the elder's brother in the desert did i do it yeah those are the snake boys there swim over to the other side and seek the true la la guards the brothers temple this is weird why didn't the maybe it's that thing that okay i mean i turned it on i thought so i think i just had to turn that on i don't really know what else to do so i'm gonna go back down or to leave the temple and i guess the next step is to go towards the the big serpent i mean there's got to be the other creature in here i can eat or possibly explode that's pretty satisfying i like exploding things in this game oh yeah it gives me something i don't know what that is oh that's the antenna eyes okay are those two gonna fight i hope they fight oh they're gonna fight me okay we gotta we just gotta roll we gotta roll out oh yeah this was not good this was a bad plan this was not a good this was a negative good plan this was a plan that was made for not good things and now there's a giant dust storm up here at the next shrine temple thing oh what was that noise i don't know what that was i don't like whatever it was this is so creepy why oh great i'm out of i'm on a stamina i'm out of stamina and wow hello i didn't know you were gonna attack me like that the big rolly ball is after me still okay where am i going why is it so dusty in the dust storm can i just make it through in peace i think it's okay everything's quasi normal i just used the word quasi in a sentence and it actually made sense good news is i think i lost that big ball guy that was chasing me yeah we're just gonna roll up here right up to this temple thing it's not even a temple it's just a pillar nice that was easy oh oh balls another rolly boy this isn't good i think i'm going to try to kill it i've got a couple bombs it's not moving it's moving uh-huh oh great i just wasted all my bombs on it this music the celestial wait there's a celestial creatures that had fallen before the cylinder what's it doing somewhere out there awaited an elder an elder did not know of his siblings fate this one let's be over here i felt the weight of the bad news they carried is this the is this the elder where the elder lives i'm gonna interact with it teach me oh great elder teach me the things oh just a gathering spot i mean i could put other people in the cloud but i'm not to do that right now but the celestial travala killed the thing oh great why am i oh yeah yeah yeah i don't want to get electrocuted if i stay out of the light good things happen yes the giant oh are they fighting i don't know what's happening but i'm going into the light it's so beautiful it's probably uh just pointless to go to the light [Music] but there's a platform down here if i stand on it will the guy be like hey a door there's a door that opens i'm going in i'm going in whoa whoa what is this can i eat it no no enter the elder cave what's in here what did i'm guessing the big elders in here and the travala told us where to go oh man this place is cool looking am i gonna get an inhospitable place where it was it's all hot was suffocating and the heat was almost unbearable the treble would have to make good use of their abilities to overcome the obstacles jumping in water but who are choose to actually live here what terrible things they must have endured in the outside world what is this can i take any of this can i eat this i can eat it i don't want to eat it with you you know what you are my guinea pig i must feed you the tape thing does it do any cool tricks oh it's doing a trick oh hardened skin yes we're resistant to high temperatures since everyone has like real good tasks and stuff i'm just using this guy as like my guinea pig he eats everything first before i give it to somebody else who i can actually utilize their skills what is this all about oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that was the one i need it i need the cloud i need a cloud cloud don't don't you d oh packer why did you do that i need cloud legs i think if i go bar it won't see no it does see ah i've worked way too hard i'm just gonna save scum through this i did find this gate over here though i might be able to just boing my way over wow oh that was easy now i might be able to avoid it what is that oh i need square guy in here um can i get far enough away that they'll spawn or you know i could always just eat another square fruit down here that'll work i'll just transpose my body into square man or cubic dude there we go i don't know if that was a good idea but now that happened interesting too i wonder if that's like a pipe i'm gonna follow it maybe probably a bad plan i genuinely don't know how to get past this stage try throwing bombs in there and killing these things does that work maybe just sending in someone we don't care about to jump over these [Music] that didn't work that did not work okay so the real question is can i do anything with these i'm wondering if i can like blow it up oh it does work oh it's like a it's a it's a little a little thing look it's a thing it's a wick um what are they called the things that fuse that's what i'm looking for what does that do now oh oh something turned on oh that must be the gate on that other side nice can i delight this one on fire too oh i can oh that's beautiful okay so i got both sides of the gate here the first time we've needed to use the flamey trunk other than to warm ourselves up oh that's cool i like that i still don't know what this does but i mean i opened it gotta be a pressure plate of some sort i pee on it no i know it's super hot down here gwen but you don't have a choice we gotta burn things we gotta burn things real hard and burn that okay i am not sure where that goes but it's gonna go oh whoa okay that's kind of cool i knocked down a thing second oh that thing is gonna come down from the sky now weird or not it's gonna just stay up there and then that's gonna blow up these three and then maybe that stalactite is gonna fall down so the leg might oh yeah it fell which doesn't really do anything for us because i could care less about that stuff all right well let's try it i'm gonna try to float over here even though i don't think this is where i'm supposed to go oh that's hot oh that's really not good ah gwem no note yourself don't drop in lava with web oh cool so i went back to the bridge it's still exploding on the top side but it's also bringing a fuse along this way and i'm not sure where that goes maybe down to here just want to see oh there's another area down here and if i float over here i might be able to find another one oh i did this is nice this is really nice burn it burn it and that's going to drop down more stuff i'm wondering if this is like a backwards oh that's flashing in the lava i'm guessing this is a backwards way to get past all of those machines aha we're dropping down more is that going to blow up another one or i do i need to walk up there i need to walk oh is that going to work is that going to spread oh it did oh yeah no no no no okay everything's fine oh i almost died if anything that can heal me negative oh maybe i should just go over here and do it like a normal a normal treadmill would and then i could just keep marching forward and lighting more up and then falling back yeah good idea good idea blitz you're so smart at being smart oh oh thanks for falling down and crashing like crazy in here those are blowing up does this one go it went that's gonna explode up top yes come on give me another platform to walk on oh perfect very good and i feel like if i just go slow and steady without jumping into the lava everything's gonna be okay very nice and i do want to go back a step because i am just not really enjoying the lava area this is like playing the underwater world in most games in this one it's lava world i think that's gonna fall and then i can walk across it maybe oh a giant rock just fell out that's good okay i'm seeing good things here oh that rock is floating in lava okay i mean why not right oh almost went in okay everything's fine i just have to talk to the math magician's brother i'm pushing the button down this is good everything's great i don't know why i needed to come all the way over here for this i mean i just want i don't even care about that maybe i do that looks like cool stuff oh yeah there's a lot of cool stuff here now the question is can i continue going up and over or is the game like nah bro i can't do that but i totally do see an elder up there elder just talk to me i can't make there's no way i can make it i hate to say this but after like an hour i don't know of any other way to do this other than just to get fried so i'm hoping i'm hoping that it's only him who gets oh he's everyone's getting cried okay go stay out of the light stay out of the light stay out of the light friends oh this is not good everyone's just getting nuked ah did i do something i did did i do it no no no no no leave me alone i did something the door's open the door is open the door's open hardened skid's gone oh they i don't like this but i got dotel the elder elder boy elderberry we just got absolutely fried but we found an elder oh that's good the elder saw sadness in the trebum's eyes and gave them words of complicate comfort do not mourn for me and my brother i wish only that my end had been like his oh he wants to die for when we act in the service of others we become greater than ourselves without losing who we are all right i was afraid and stayed behind and i am lesser for it but i can feel the tremors in this cave and i know soon my brother and i will be reunited that makes sense so uh-huh let me help you while i cast great lenses you are here to learn about the great legends that power a trebumpelas wander in the desert looking for the brightest glare you can find follow the glare until you find a great structure made of glass genius i tried that i have encountered one already but to activate them tell me we'll need a special mutation i like this part the key to this mutation is held by the great god the great guard three lenses is all you need and there are many left follow the glares find the guardians find the guy and you will succeed okay fit for the great heroes of old but who says that ordinary little trebum can't be heroes me i mean oh my word we got absolutely rocked wait he restored all of our points he restored everything i think no he didn't just some of it oh balls at least i can make it way out this way right i can just jump down everything's gonna be fine it looks like most of this stuff is remaining so that's good and gwim can still float so that's even gooder which is really nice because i could just jump down here then float outside just like so to exit the cave and that my friends is the end of this episode i hope you've enjoyed it kind of a crazy game not gonna lie this game is weird but really exciting so thanks for watching and keep your stick on the ice catch you next time i'd also like to thank all of the channel members and patreon supporters including alan h apollo bunny out of dave ben dickie j teddy epis desby eagle arc maxer whippet good baron fox zarnoff deegan jason m rail splatter sacks iffy sphere joe b obi john kenobi fury arrow and doug rules 2.0

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Length: 39min 30sec (2370 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 14 2021