(sighs) - Wow. (picture thuds) Finally, my collection's complete. Hey guy, Welcome back to The
Drew Gooden Variety show. This is something I do
once every two years where I take a bunch of unrelated shit and inexplicably put all
of it in the same video. Enjoy. (fist thudding)
(sound effect) Ow. (Logan Paul) I've made a severe-- Boxing is one of the most
hardcore sports that there is. I'd probably put it at number
two, just behind MMA fighting, but it gets pretty rough out there. Because yeah, people punch
each other in other sports but usually they're not
supposed to do that. They get ejected from the
stadium when that happens and then they get a little
fine in the mail that says "How dare you make a
mockery out of this sport where everyone puts on colorful outfits and tries to hug each
other as hard as they can." This is serious, but boxing is different. The violence is encouraged. It's purposely aggressive. Which is why it's so funny to me when there's this much sexual
tension before a fight. Don't worry, I did not spend
$50 to watch that fight. I also didn't pirate it illegally because I'm a law abiding citizen. And I couldn't find a link that worked. What I did was watch a live reaction of someone else who
was watching the fight. (laughs) And I got to say, definitely
got my money's worth. But of course the fun didn't
stop at Paul V Mayweather. This past weekend we had the official YouTube
verse TikTok showdown. That's right, the
non-existent platform war has finally crescendoed into a series of organized fist fights. And just to be clear, this is for entertainment purposes only. I'm not sure I understand
the point of that disclaimer but I'm not sure I understand
the point of any of this. And the lineup was incredible. You had Tanner Fox,
Vinnie Hacker, Ryland Sto- okay, I don't know who
any of these people are. For a second I got excited because I thought Dance
Gavin Dance was involved. But then I realized I read the
letters in the wrong order. But headlining the event was Bryce hall, the ultimate TikTok fuck boy, and Mr. ACE family himself. This is gonna be good. - I'm Superman. I'm 21. I'm in my prime right now. Look at me. I'm gonna knock out Austin
because I'm an actual fighter and I got two guns right here. - Okay. First of all, 21 is
not the prime of your life. I'd say it's more like eight 'cause it's pretty much
all downhill from there. Second of all those aren't guns, My dude. Those are your arms. Trust me. I checked. Maybe that's why he ended
up getting his ass kicked. Austin started punching
him and he was like, "I'm sorry, I thought we were doing an old fashioned cowboy duel. I must have misread the poster." Also when is Dance Gavin Dance performing? You might've noticed that
there's a bit of a theme to the lineup of guys who
were involved in these events. Most of them are creators who
have essentially made a name for themselves by being
someone that people don't like. And when you've run out of
ways to get everyone talking about you by pissing them off, the natural next step
is to charge them money, to see you get punched in the face. And you know what? It works. It's the personification of
not being able to look away from a train wreck. Only instead of trains
running into each other, it's two people who make
shitty internet content. Like I can't stand Austin McBroom but I wasn't mad when he
gave Bryce a bloody nose. At the end of the day, I've got
a dumb little caveman brain. I can't help what I like. Now, I have seen a lot of
people criticize these events by calling them a disgrace to boxing. You're taking what is a
very prestigious sport with a lot of history
and honor attached to it, and you're turning it into a joke. And I understand that. There have been examples in the past of people disrespecting
the art of fighting and it ends up getting
them kicked in the face. So I'm not saying you're
wrong to think that way. All I'm saying is that
watching Aaron Carter, a disgraced former pop star, get in the ring with Lamar Odom, a six foot ten retired NBA power forward, is one of the funniest things
I've ever seen in my life. Lamar makes Aaron look
like a nine-year-old boy just swinging his arms
around as hard as he can. He had to jump off of the ground in order for his fist to reach his face. Even the commentators were laughing. - [Commentator] Got a
spin technique going! Block that Aaron. Run! - Can you guess who won the fight? I'll give you a hint. It wasn't Aaron Carter. And you might say, "Well, that's not fair. Aaron is way smaller than him." And that's true. But he knew that before
agreeing to do the fight. It's not like he got unexpectedly
mugged outside his home. He knew the stakes and he was
very confident going into it. - I'm going to eat him so bad. People are going to be like,
did you watch Aaron Carter? He could take Conor McGregor. (grunting) - You done messed up Ay-Ay-Ron! - So like Bryce Hall, he
got what was coming to him. A few punches to the face. And more importantly, a big old check. You can hate these events
as much as you want. And I certainly don't blame you. But this is not the end
of YouTube or boxing, this is only the beginning. (percussive rock music) Out of all the social media apps, I would say Instagram
provides the least amount of actual substance. 90% of what I consume on there is stories which is content that
the person posting them deemed not important enough
to live in a permanent space. And I'll sit there for
hours watching all of it. But Instagram also has
probably the worst learning algorithm when it comes to figuring out what kind of content you want to save. Like I follow a few football
pages and I am a person. So, you know, I'll
occasionally eat some food. So Instagram takes all of that information and says here you go, I've
got just the thing for you. Sports and food and sports
and food and sports and food, And sometimes Brent Rivera? How did you get here? That's my entire explore page. That's all I get. Billions of dollars have been invested into machine learning technology. And the only thing that this
machine has learned about me is that sometimes I'm hungry. And I feel like at this
point, for me, at least it's broken beyond repair because sometimes I do click
on the things they show me which they interpret as awesome. We knew you'd like that.
More of that is on the way. But how am I supposed to
click on something else if you never show me anything else? Anyway, that's my algorithm rant. My point is the majority
of my explore page is videos of food. Which led me to this
account called ketosnackz. - [Ketosnackz] I Just
take two hamburger patties and put all of my toppings in the middle. This is so much healthier
than using bread. And it is so bussin. Oh my God. - Real quick, If you
don't know what keto is, basically, it's when
you try to cut out carbs and sugar and replace that
with mostly meat and fat. There are plenty of videos
out there that will explain it more scientifically
and compare and contrast the health benefits, but
that's the diet in a nutshell. And it seems like it's gotten
a lot more popular recently. Partly because a lot
more people are doing it, and partly because a lot of people are making fun of them for doing it. Personally, I'm not nearly
healthy enough to judge anybody for participating in a diet that involves a lot of impulse control, 'cause that's the thing I'm most bad at. Why do you think I'm always
out here wearing hoodies in the summer? It's because I don't like my body. But I still think it can
be pretty fun to make fun of how absurd some of these videos are. The first one I saw from
Keto Snacks was this. - Let's make the easiest keto munch ever. You're just going to take
a block of cream cheese and add some everything but the bagel. Oh my God. - And I was like, "Okay, that's hilarious. He's parodying all of the keto
Instagrammers and TikTokers." "Mm, spoonful of cream
cheese, so delicious." But then when I explored more of his page, I realized, "Wait, most
of this isn't parody." Candied bacon thing,
lots of pizza life hacks where it's just more cheese
and more meat and no dough. But then I'll see one like this. - Let's make my favorite keto snack ever. You're just going to
cut up a stick of butter dip it in some mayo. And oh my gosh, this is so bussin. - It's like "Okay, well
that has to be a joke." But 90% of his page is serious recipes. So then when I get to those,
I, I'm almost not sure if it's real or not. Also, I love how he describes everything that's good as bussin. - This was straight bussin. This is so bussin This is one of the most
bussin combinations ever. - Sometimes it's almost like he's arguing with himself though. - This is bussin. You want to know what's really bussin? - "Mm, this is so bussin." " No it's not!" "What?" "You wanna know what's really bussin?" "Okay, I'm sorry!" "Eggs!" Again, some of these
are really interesting, pretty creative. And then he'll just do one that's like "Life hack! Put a slice of
cheese on a slice of meat." "Bet you never thought about that." But what I really love
that he does, is he has all of these funny nicknames for things. - Strawbs. Bloobs. Sugar
free whipped cream. - "Blueberries? Naw we
don't say that around here. Bloobs? Now that's bussin." He'll throw them out
super unexpectedly too. - Now you just add half a cup mozzarella, some seasonings. - Okay, normal so far.
- [KetoSnackz] The key to - making chuffles, for
a super easy cleanup. Now you're just going to
spray it with hairspray, Top your mix with pepperonis. - Hair Spray? It's not that funny, but I
scroll through the comments and almost no one is addressing it. So I'm like, "I'm going crazy over here, like did he actually use hairspray?" But the greatest moment in all of his videos was
without a doubt, this. - You're just going to
cut an avocado in half and remove the wooden ball and remove the wooden ball remove the wooden ball. - The little wooden ball. See, I always thought that was the pit. It was like a little
seed that grows inside with the avocado, but that's not the case. Turns out all of the farmers
who distribute avocados actually put a little wooden ball inside to piss us off. Anyway, that's pretty much all
I have to say about that guy. You can see now why I couldn't
make a whole video about him but I thought those were funny and wanted to share them with the class. - [voice over] You want to
know what's really bussin? - Finally, a few of you
have been sending me a new Buzzfeed quiz that
I'm really excited about. No, it's not "What kind
of garbage are you?" Or, "This Buzzfeed quiz
about Buzzfeed quizzes." Both great options,
but I've always thought "You know, in this world,
you're either a Danny Gonzalez or a Drew Gooden." And I think today is the
day we find out which. Hi Danny. - Hi. - How's it going? - I decided to wear a hat today, And I was, I was worried that I was going to be the
only one wearing a hat today but then it turns out
you're wearing one too, so. - I couldn't help but notice
that your hat is Chicago and your shirt says Nashville. So what the fuck? - No, the C on my head
doesn't stand for Chicago. - Oh, I thought that - It stands - It stands for - country boy. - Oh Okay. - I know that your
mentions have been blowing up with this Buzzfeed quiz. - Yeah, actually it's been really fun. I've gotten a lot of people
saying that they've gotten me in the quiz, which makes me really happy. - Yeah, and people have told me that they've gotten me
and that makes me angry. - People have like a 50% chance
of getting you in this quiz but it still makes you mad, 'cause they're like jacking
your style or something? - Absolutely fuming. - Okay. So this quiz is
called "In This World, You're Either A Danny
Gonzales Or A Drew Gooden." I don't know if I really
agree with that premise. - That you're either one or the other and there's no other possibilities. - Yeah. - Well, especially from my point of view I don't want anyone to be me. So ideally everybody is Danny Gonzalez - And you know what? To be honest, I don't like feeling left out. So I would also prefer
everyone to be me as well. - See, we are different. - Yeah. Because you're not a country boy. - Yeah, no. I'm a little bitch. - Do you think that's going
to be the first quiz actually? - "In This World, You're
Either A Country Boy Or A Little Bitch." - Question number one, choose some pants. Jeans or shorts? - Right off the bat, this
is a really tough question. - Is it? - Well, it just depends
on the weather, right? Like I feel like I wear
jeans when it's cold out and shorts when it's hot. - Sometimes I wear neither, like when I'm sleeping or in the shower. On what occasion? Is
this a hot summer day? Or am I naked and wet? (laughing) - I suppose if I had to pick one to wear for the rest of my life,
I guess I'd pick jeans. Cause I don't want my legs to get cold. - Well just to be different I'm definitely gonna pick shorts then, so. - Whoa, wait. What? - I don't think I've ever
worn this hat in a video. - Okay. Well I don't own any red hat. So I am going to pick blue. - Yeah, I have to pick red. I mean it's too coincidental, not to. - Choose a topic to discuss. I can't decide which one
is supposed to be which. 'Cause I know you've made a
video about Vin Diesel before. - But we both made a
video about Jeremy Renner so I could see. I would guess that I make
videos about someone famous and you make videos about a bad movie. - What would you rather drink? I think you're pretty outspoken on your channel about being
a big milkshake guy right? - Mhm, I did make that seven part series about my favorite milkshake flavors. I'm surprised one of these
isn't La Croix though. You're sort of a famous
La Croix connoisseur. - I wonder if the person
who made this quiz doesn't know what La Croix is because
some people don't know and they just see it in a can and think it's going to be soda. Cause I've had a lot of people say like "I tried La Croix for the first time 'cause you keep raving about it. And it was disgusting." And it's like, well, yeah obviously if you don't
like sparkling water you're not going to like La Croix but they think it's going to
be like a tasty soda drink. - Yeah. With like sugar in it and flavor. And it's just like licking the outside of a lime is kind of
what La Croix tastes like the first time. I guess milkshake. I don't know I mean. - You know what I'm kind of worried about? Like all of these questions
are just kind of random and don't have anything
to do with either of us, (Drew laughing) And it just, just like
randomly assigns you one of us at the end. - Maybe this is like the
default quiz questions. When you make one and they made the title and then accidentally clicked done
(Danny laughing) it was like, "Oh whoops!" - Choose a place you'd
rather go for a date. - I'm noticing a bit of a trend here but I'm going to pick restaurants. - Okay. - But I feel like I'm picking
all of the left answers and you're picking all
of the right answers. - I'm starting to notice that as well. These could all be based on location. You live in a colder state. I live in a warmer state. I wear shorts and I eat outdoors. And you wear jeans and eat indoors. - And I wear a blue cap because it's cold and you wear a red cap 'cause it's hot. - Red is infamously the color of fire. - You know what is weird? Is that I'm wearing a blue
cap with a red emblem, - Stop it!
- [Danny] And you're wearing a red cap. - We accidentally dressed as the inverse of each other today. - Are you wearing shorts right now? (air whooshing) (explosion) - Fu-. - I feel like this quiz is
simultaneously really nailing us, And also not. Like I'm not known for wearing jeans and you're
known for wearing shorts. - Yeah.
- [Danny] But we just happened to be wearing them today. - I am suddenly terrified of this person's ability
to see the future. - Actually I'm looking out the window. There's a guy with a laptop
right outside and he's, looks like he's filling out
the answers to this quiz. As we're sitting here. - No I don't have that for me. I do see someone looking
at me with binoculars and jerking off, but
that's probably unrelated. Okay. This one, I guess
I could see the logic in. Would you rather sing or dance? You are known for your music. You sing. I was just watching again, our video about the principal's office and I did dance on you. - And I was singing during that too. I was like, ♪ Yeah! ♪ I mean, I get that I have
a young face a lot too. So maybe the fact that
it's a child singing (Drew laughing) that's something to do with it. - Yeah, "Are you a child
singing or a grownup dancing?" And then last question,
which emoji are you? - Apple? Or Apple? - You're reading, they're
crediting Apple for the emojis. - No I think they think that each of these emojis are apples. - I could see the one on
the right being a tree with apples in it. Maybe those aren't ornaments. Those are apples hanging from the tree. - And this one is sort of
like a wave of apple juice. - Yeah. The Christmas one makes sense. Cause we, I guess we make
videos about Christmas movies but we both do that. Have you ever been open about
your, how you like to surf? - I don't like to surf. I don't know if I've said this in videos, but like my ideal vacation
is like a beach vacation where I just like sit on the
beach and do nothing, so. - I mean, the fact that you
started that sentence with "I don't know if I've
said this in a video, but" that goes with the theme. I have never made it public
that I have a red hat that I'm wearing shorts right now or that it is Christmas in my house. - I mean, I've been to your house. So I know this, but a
lot of people don't know if you were to open that
door behind you, it's like a winter Wonderland back there. It's just like Christmas trees and elves. (bells jingling) (deep voice) Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. (animal roaring) - Well, I don't want to,
I don't want to let it in. - When you open the door in the video, can you edit in like a
growling sound effect and then like you quickly shut it? - Christmas Wonderland, A.K.A.
the abdom-abdom, abdonibal, - Abdominal Snowman. - He's all stomach. (Danny laughing) - And wouldn't you know it? I got me. - Woo! I got me. - Hell yeah. - I guess you can't see my screen, so you're just gonna have
to take my word for it. - Yeah, you wouldn't lie
to me about that, right? - Yeah. I got, I got Dr- Um,
what's that other op- Danny? I got Danny. - Yeah, Drew or what's
the other guys name? (both laughing) - You're extremely hard working. - Thank you, But not true. - And also I'm dreaming of the day when the commentary genre
will be all mine, all mine. - You're more Danny! you're a person of many talents and you're
constantly raising the bar. - Oh. - So it didn't really say
anything like that on yours. I guess you're hardworking. You definitely try. - (laughing) I try my darnedest. - You're always down to
watch a knockoff movie and sip a lemon cello La Croix. - Okay. I think that
goes with your theory. They thought La Croix was a soda. - You're dreaming of the day when people don't think you're the "Road Work Guy" guy
from the "Road Work" Vine. Any random person that
filled this out who's just a fan of us two is also
dreaming of the day that people won't think
they're the "Road Work Guy". Imagine taking this quiz without knowing who either of us are. - I did notice at the
bottom, Buzzfeed quizzes have a "What do you think?" So most people are like "cute LOL" but a few people are
like, "What the fuck?" (Danny laughing) - I assume some people
have no idea who we are, filled it out regardless, And then they're like, "I am not dreaming of the day when the commentary
genre will be all mine." - Couple people, yeah, had their
hearts broken by this quiz. - No. - "I got Danny but I've always seen myself
as having Drew qualities." So that person was definitely heartbroken. - Aww man. Well, I mean, I think it pretty succinctly showed
the differences between us. I mean, you're a jeans guy, I'm a shorts guy. Or, Wait. - And your name's Drew. My last name is Gonzalez, or- - I'm drinking a milkshake but I'm drinking a soda. - And I'm a country boy. (funky upbeat music) - Hi, I'm a cool dude. Something you may have already
deduced by my backwards hat. And as a cool dude, I'm always trying to watch
the newest sickest movies. But I'd prefer to do it
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watch Christopher Nolan's newest movie Tenet, which
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what that movie is about, but I wasn't about to spend
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time with another really interesting video where I
fall in a vat of toxic sludge. And when I come out, I have
a horrible medical condition, and the rest of my life is ruined. ♪ This video is over now, over now ♪ - (laughing) That's so sad. - (laughing) Maybe I should
have said something else.
