The Graham Norton Show 2008 - Jessica Biel, Mickey Rourke, Martha Wainwright

he got it the show oh we're very excited tonight let's jump in because Hollywood star Mickey Rourke is here our diner rumbles with a lock since it equals nine and a half weeks I did all the sexy intercourse Kim Basinger got covered in food here she is actually her but big thanks to Laura on reception now Mickey's that new movie is called The Wrestler you know it's extraordinary that no that is Mickey there I tell you know it's not kerry Katona yeah I'm not joke it just took some medication now in the movie in the movie he plays at Randy the RAM Robinson and his trademark move is the RAM Jam where he wraps his legs around the neck of an opponent and forces him to their knees into submission am i a professional wrestler also also on the show tonight mmm Hollywood actress Jessica Biel ladies man I just give you a letter she's been in lots of a film rules of engagement Elizabethtown The Illusionist about what you may not know is that Jessica Biel is in fact a part of a huge showbiz dynasty for example here's her brother Ian Beale okay she got the looks but hey he got the fruit and veg stall this week this week is the last time we do jokes about George Bush being president of America oh listen eww oh yeah Lex and Rex Tuesday and will mark the end of eight glorious years of George W Bush so many favorite moments there was do you remember the first time he wrote his own name and joined up writing Oh he was on the campaign trail the book thinking he is so full of [ __ ] then was pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey literally gobble gobble our truly great actress be welcome Mickey Rourke I'd say hello the shower Oh welcome very nice of you on the show that didn't take long I've got a gift for you Oh gift yeah not the cane oh damn well maybe later they came but not for you oh I'm about to look really bad because I got a gift for you toto now I'm gonna really look who wants theirs first I'm getting paid I'll take it here's the deal okay you have to wear it for for five minutes five will it hurt me no I'll wait five minutes see both you believe him I'm gonna let Jessica here put his gift on let's see I think I'll give you the pink one thank you very much oh minister don't cover up he's on him okay okay how does it doesn't worry those how to do it come on come on today I didn't expect the sexiest woman in the world to be putting pink furry handcuffs on me figure this out you're in the illusionists right yeah he wishes okay we got one you're supposed to enjoy this I'm fine now I can still drink cheers cheers Cheers left out here what can I do have a chlorine water what happened Oh Oh it's drunk night can we get a glass could we get another glass tonight what a night don't swallow some wine yeah wine from this meal yeah soand up listen you are the odd sexiest woman alive and you are on the cover not anymore that was a few years ago what when was the years ago what if she knows before she's got about three or how many yeah three three I'm old hat and and when you you could you started off very young didn't you were like a child actor yes yes I was 14 when I started working on seventh heaven okay but before that had you done commercial something yeah some silly little commercials and you don't have one of those do you no okay but I hear I hear Jessica Biel that when you did you did an ad for a potato based snack but once you pop it you can't stop it right anybody you can do a trick with the plate of a snack when I was 12 I did the trick have you lost this feel to do the trick I haven't I haven't I haven't done the trick in a long time what a try yeah I'll try whoa okay it's not a very good trick though it's really kind of it's just like you not being the sexiest woman alive anymore okay I've got some potato based snacks yeah he said you take you don't use more no just the one just wine okay and you you're supposed to roll it I will kind of shake it I guess into your mouth from here I don't know why this is cool or was cool I think this is actually what got me the job I don't think that it is I'm very picky war yeah over the years you've done a phenomenal amount of different jobs haven't you oh you mean you're gonna go way back well yeah till the embarrassing jobs well hey there's no sane man look what I did yeah Mickey hello got about four more roads so so but I like the idea of you being a car park attendant right so did you were you like a valet like they said here are the keys off you drive Mickey well I'll tell you what happened one time there was a famous Hollywood establishments not there anymore called the [ __ ] and the bull or something like that it's where all the heavy hitters would go and drink and pick up [ __ ] what have you yeah anyway so they hire me so I'm working there one night and well I lasted about two months because I was stealing the boss said to me I really like you Mickey but I don't need a partner you know so I I got canned oh yeah then I couldn't it was I got a better job working in a lesbian nightclub as a bouncer not as a lesbian oh there we go oh you've done that before I think I have before right you then you were in a zoo of fabulous films and then it did all start to go a bit tits up before you came back and it's all gone incredibly well again yeah and and that was that was the boxing period and well the boxing period was okay was it was it was what drove me to the boxing period it was I got fed up and I needed to define myself and do something different because I didn't I couldn't I wasn't really educated enough to deal with the politics and the business aspect I was really naive and I thought it was just about good acting and it's not it is a business and I really didn't want to deal with that which was my shortcomings because you have to deal with it it is a business but I was too pissed off too angry too stupid too and too young to know any better and so I paid the price and it's taken me 15 years to come back now this actually what let's look at a clip of the wrestler and this is really you in the ring really doing all of this I'm not gonna watch but you watch I don't watch oh you know I don't watch much you shut your eyes now here we go the it's impressive this would be very different equations incredibly real I mean you really do get hurt well you know I didn't really um I was a little I wanted to work the director is a very special director young man named Darren Aronofsky and he's just I mean he he made me do all my own stunts and I was able to take six months off and put on thirty-six pounds of muscle and did you really really slice it up well he said to me the first day he met me he said to me because he says you've screwed up your career he didn't use that word use the f-word yeah and Deliver Baba for 15 16 years and you could have been this and you could have been the next that and I'm going yes I've heard this before okay that uh and then he also said to me one day oh you know in the 80s to get the blood they really took the blades and cut yourself and I'm gonna want you to do that and I'm thinking you little prick you know the most exercise you've ever done is like lift the fork to your mouth man so when it come when it came time to do that scene where because what they do is they hide they take the wrestlers they take a razor blade and they break it off and they'd hide a little piece like in the wristband or in their shorts turn their shoe and then when they got pounded and pounded against the turnbuckle and felt the ground they take out the little piece and cut themselves up here and hold their breath and then the blood would just shoot out so when it come time the night that we had to do this particular scene he said to me you don't have to do it we can and I you know I thought no [ __ ] that I'm doing it you know and so we did it just very quickly before we go on something else the Oscar paws and you've been around long enough to just you know take that with a pinch of salt or or is it gonna do your head in it's hard I mean I haven't been out of the game for three four five six or seven years I've been out of the game for 15 years and it's it's more to like unreal or I like stuff like that was like something I look forward to when I was really young and many years went by and I went after self-destructing it's like and then getting an opportunity to come back again and work and having me again that's been enough I mean but the fact that talking about this other stuff is I think it's a little more frightening than then to be something to be excited about because it's like so many years went by and and and the only thing you have to really keep you going is hope because everybody you know in that town loves to say it's over you're finished you're done and when you hear that for ten years you as strong as you may be you know you let your vulnerable and you go mmm boy and I was bad I was very very bad so I didn't think I was gonna I had hope but that's all I had was hope that's why guys have to hope on their knuckles and also on Twitter's so much that is in the movie it's extraordinary isn't good luck good luck there's nothing about luck it's all called hard work well it does look like there's a shedload of hard work in this it look I mean it really this is hard work to any who isn't we love wrestling and some of our audience of our audience have their volunteers who transform themselves interests or no they really have they're going have we already done it so we've got a wrestling ring out the back now we there we've that's Bose that's representing you maybe that's thanks Ram oh that's wonderful thank you very much now we've got people they're gonna come on the regular order people better transform themselves in terrestris and they've all got their signature move okay at first up I've got an air steward post-tests don't know called Bryn Oh grin grin what's your water wrestling name mile-high masochist okay welcome what's your signature move mile-high in-flight servicing oh well he's goes off he's off T economy you scum okay next haven't got a scar loss and Jeff one that works an IT one works in flow feel quite good oh yeah they're worried worried off wrestling names boys the Brazilian wax brothers once you thinking to move boys kana what you said okay okay do it or don't do it okay go go go oh he's gonna jump up the ropes ah neck's Italy lady she's called amber she works in the London dungeons I think hello amber Jesus what's wrestling name amber C for pain she for pain o pain sheet of pain oh hey chief chief up a chief a I can't understand she must be given or she's a pain she's a pain she's a pain see I thought you said cheese she's a pain Oh what you thinking to move broken bat Mountain broken back mountain oh here we go here we go Timoney she'll just break his back yeah Thank You TV okay now someone won quite a few people presume you're about to get a bit of a fright because their postman Ian is about to appear on there goes your Christmas tip Oh what's your resting there Mian I'm the poster the post the post see what do you think remove posting special delivery oh oh got a bot Nicholas you're probably not there busy he's a banker you all kiss the buns what's your what's your at what you're messin name and a cruncher credit crunch oh that's good and once you're at what's your a wrestling move sir stock market scramble that could have been chains of pain ha ha yes yes Hey oh you're going Oh what's he doing steady that is good okay hey hi cage I watch your resting named Tim radar good luck with that what is it she's a Tomb Raider - later all right what's your move Paige Julie girlfriends it was the duty girlfriend sure oh are you gonna vent a lot of pain now yeah okay you made me your worst nightmare okay good luck in the scramble the you win nothing at now Jessie we are gonna talk about your film you were sitting there thinking do they know what you know so good I didn't drink my thing no I'm in a food no we absorb in a second boss but it get us in the mood there's a nice romantic story you may have seen this in news I don't know there was a wedding this week ladies and gentlemen it's marriage of a cloudy or soulless now here's Klaudia on her wedding day now she's very beautiful don't feel bit chubby but nice she's pretty pretty and she got married to Manuel Uribe here's Manuel he weighs 48 stone now here's the payment it was 48 stone he is the largest man in the world right imagine the irony he was 88 stone he lost 40 stone he's a mad objectively to find out you're still the fattest cause that'd be slimmer of the year 40 so no he's still the fattest man cuz Junie just overshot the record by quite some distance yeah could you film that your film has a lot to do with meeting in-laws and you can Majan trying to introduce him to your parents cuz you kind of think would you like to meet my boyfriend he's outside a forklift truck is outside it's just to get him in we'd have to remove most of your grout magic into the church her go down the aisle - here comes the bride for him BB will you hit white forklift trucks I didn't know whose initial moment let's cut the cake where's the cake Manuel oh he's made up he loved the whole wedding experience first of all the toast and toast in the honeymoon honey hotel suite moon suite was wedding night who's going on top put another way do you want to live Wow now we're talking about you now like it or not we're talking about you because the new movie easy virtue and it's a no coward play apply a play and it's just the first time it's been filmed no no actually um I think Charlie Chaplin did it that's why we fared as we haven't seen that have we it might be repeats and did you make it here yes oh yes not so how long how long you here for about two months oh right and it's basically the story of you are a American star no American racecar driver very cool very cool kind of a brassy ballsy opinionated loud American race car driver meets a younger British man they have a whirlwind wedding and he takes her home to meet his parents and it is a complete nightmare it's an absolute disaster everybody hates me okay well let's have a lot of a little clip of the film I don't think it doesn't need any more instruction than that we go then good news please come away with me Johnny do you know how much I love is a police I think it's in the best possible right I'm getting a machine gun and mowing down your entire family you know that's fairly disappointing I thought it needs to and father were getting along yes I might spare the men folk it's awfully dispiriting we have absolutely no privacy here I've never needed any privacy before this is my home it's not mine and I very much want one well oh no chaperone can get a number towards Sunday miss be timing is everything leverage from umpire at least it is planning for you I need you play times I never would assign that go dogs Mohammed I was sitting on a very oddly shaped stuffed dog that sound effects are it's really horrible serving like this is a CD going dog spine broken because we are all talked up in fact your dogs look a bit like that dog you little NATO they really do yeah no my dogs look like that but I have nothing in my house that looks like this yeah oh my god Annie what was one of your dogs is that Luke that's Loki oh that's the love of my life yeah I'm my agent called help it he says you had to bring her on the red carpet didn't you not actually yes and I was hopefully she took a big piss there but she didn't I have I love my dog too but I have a pitbull so she's much bigger nope please yeah this is the picture of a picture of you and a dog is that your dog no football huh pitbull Oh Hollywood Oh what is that I don't even know I'm gonna go it's just a fan picture did someone say hold my dog very possible I've had a lot of dogs babies strange items I'm leaving that yeah anywho at films out the 7th of November 7th of November yeah it's Paul easy virtue easy virtue editing color and that's very funny bit you fling it on I put now there's a weird connection between the two of you now there's a very good connection this option she doesn't know it yet well now what I'm gonna say the connection to you is one of your dogs one of your dogs yeah you rescued us when it got a nail in its head no um that was Bella loca connection how weird is this yes go I just did a movie what we haven't finished it yet where I get a nail in my head well I would just you're really not that good looking I would just take you back to the pound and just drop me off but was trying a different talk this is this is like a master class if that doesn't work driving really rude yeah you know I got to tell you something when we people like us to these shows in the States yeah it's really hard cuz really boring and it's really like it's it you know it's nerve-racking and you make it a lot of fun and you're really good at what you do I'm not going to smoke up your ass the good that's very nice tree yeah you're very good listen because you're because you're dog fans cuz dog fan okay here's the dog here's the dog it's a little dog his dogs bad dog yes ID yes here's to big dogs big dogs you got my point I got it out of this up I just wanted to tell you about my film the 7th of November please go and see other quick okay this is right you know the way there are those sites all that when people get drunk and they fall asleep at your party and you put things on them yeah you pile these stupid things on make pictures and the puzzle people of now I don't think they've got their dogs drunk but they've now done that with dogs right they've just you know the way dogs just sleep do whatever you like - yeah so that's what this is right so uh here's a hearsay so here's one here we go yeah there's a post it's her Zoomer they all say must remember - Millie ate the dog somebody called for you oh how cute is that that's me that was scented someone in Korea look at this I like this for the law look at that isn't that bono hey some are super hot on ya nabi appease and kitty parties that is the best balloon dog I've ever seen no he's barely knows that's just wrong that dog is embarr it fares he is [ __ ] yeah look at his eyes you could [ __ ] yeah yeah there is a kind of a oh there better not be dried food at the end of this I want chicken look I don't even like cats but these are some of these about funny now why would you do that to a cast it's just a Rubik's Cube on a cat now that is extraordinary I think now does anybody else think that cat might be dead it's just a stuffed cat this one I love this one thank you [ __ ] hate Christmas I hate it ago now that's just weird isn't it is that like excited to the cackles just eating out of the cat it and then this is a oh that's wrong that copyright that's all right okay stop right there yeah yeah cuz she's fat yeah what's this one oh holy be that that's quite clever isn't it here's your wine waiter Tibbles hey well done all the cats dogs thank you sending goes it very good okay now Oliver on because it is a it's Halloween yeah is it not you could call it Halloween II can i yes that's kind of you listen what we do we'd like to do a trick or treat right we thought we'd do a triple treat thing so what I'd like to do is I'm thinking somebody in the audience tonight the chance to nominate someone for a prank call all right now Emma let's go and talk to people oh look nice teddy up here go talk to you hello I stand up to now what's your name my name's Tracey just monitoring the situation he's on its way do you want to lose big buttons to gonna press it oh you're right there Jessica good all good you're okay hey come on Doc you mind your own business over there okay so who do you would call and my boss okay and in the current economic climate you think it's a good idea to annoy your boss it's a very big company and it's not in the handbook about sacking me for a phone call yeah yeah okay look at you who else oh now look at you you are a woman on a mission okay excuse ice excuse I sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry hey what you do Michelle Michelle and you can spice it down ya think and would you just call my fiancee in South Africa your fiancee in South Africa yeah why well he does evil things to me all the time I fly quite often and what he'll do is in advance she'll phone the airline and actually change the meal and order me something like a gluten-free it's just a really it's quite funny though we're all going to do that now all right what's his name Stewart Stewart okay who else was there who else was there Oh a man a man here hello what's your name Mike Mike and who inject call my girlfriend Kirsten in Germany she's in German she's in Germany - yes Sheila holiday no she lives there she moved out there a few months ago um I'm no an Rayburn I'm guessing it's not going now well so anyway this poor woman sorry she's gone to Germany yes and she's bought a house by herself and it's one of these old fireplace creaky noise and the attics things and I thinking I can't be there with her tonight calling her on the phone number as well try and trick or treat so we called her she'd be quite frightened maybe we'd do you know when I brought my heart no it's on my phone okay get get phone okay phone right okay so and then don't tell me it just if you tied it into this phone then okay I I had to turn it upside of course you did yeah no that's fine some of this might get tightened up me at us proper okay okay tybo do I do the 919 a for the rest of the number in person sitting by the fire are still watching German television should be glad of any distraction okay so listen for you to talk to her if you follow people on it there go around the back we've got a chair for you you can get on phone call there okay and I'll do the call from here okay exit very good so that's that's Mike and we're gonna call a Kirsten in Germany now hey I said it was a trick-or-treat prank call but the thing is that the prank isn't actually on Kirsten your mic because and Mike is now in a chair above him is a large tank so what's gonna happen is I'm gonna call Kirsten and if I get it to say the word trick on the phone just in conversation then a it will spill a lot of crap Oliver and in fairness I think he deserves it right okay so I guess okay curse that German ringing or German out oh good nahban haha hello Oh Kirsten yeah hello my name's Graham Norton yeah now Mike Mike was telling me the tonight you are all alone oh so how do you amuse yourself Christian myself I'm watching German television now Kirsten in the cold winter evenings there do you ever play cards to play cards okay and do you ever do you ever do like em you know what a magic with like conjuring with the wit with the cards why but Oh Jack what's what and what's the English word for you know when they gotta go oh is this is this your card what do you pull that I have no idea are you a football fan Kristen not at all oh I I don't know I know very little about football but I know there are some phrase like you know when they score three goals it's a hat something do you know what that is trick-or-treat well done thank you very much Kirsten hey Mike hates you it's time for the music now let's go please welcome the moleculus Martha Wainwright is here I just saw Charlie typing that day go stop sorry about that come sit over here okay on my lap I'm not big Nick you are so fickle let me just to feel bad come on you thought I meant something you feel better now listen you are gonna be singing in a moment for us or it's all probably live live live isn't it yeah yeah yeah yeah and the song is called coming tonight from UCD I know you're married but I've got feelings too yeah I know is that a Mick you were quote I don't mess with married women to my errand if I haven't met the guy oh okay cuz you are married yes yeah I just got married yeah I'm not supposed to mention your boyfriend but are you sure you don't want me to mention your boyfriend I'm the only single one here Mickey now but so what how does that work that when you're married you have you can have feelings yeah you know and it's good to be I like these in Greenland everyone wears these in Greenland I was just in Greenland Greenland yes while in Bremen this is think that's he's fingering my thing um doing green under there I'm doing a thing called Cape Farewell with this guy called David Buckland our face was with me and Katie turn Sol Jarvis Cocker and then a plethora of scientists and environmentalists and activists and we're up there on a Russian ship talking about climate change and singing about it it doesn't it's not a good description it's amazing and but if you go to Cape Farewell calm or something yeah I know I never listen and they're waiting for you over there the only prime derivative so if you want to go and get ready let's go to Martha Wainwright well tonight we stop against Mickey Rourke and Jessica Vail ready side nav attention I don't forget to watch our uncut edition whose Sunday night we will see you next week but neither plays out with her new single coming tonight it is Martha Wainwright and do as many times before ins ow black frontier by haven't spent the night together this town that's not a long time I could steal you would never have a drink after the show you say I polled just this No spend much don't you forget you booze and smoke phone threaten to open them only seem to forget myself it's on you cuz you would never - my long time you

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Length: 43min 3sec (2583 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 20 2015