The Disturbing Dystopia of The Charmin Bears

the charman Bears are hi everybody I'm not even doing an intro today there's a conspiracy and I have proof it all connects to one single thing there's no time and we need to start the charman Bears could Doom us all initially throughout the 20th century charman used babies as their mascots these mascots are referred to as fluffers and even though that vaguely does sound kind of like a slur they have been working in a toilet paper Factory and ignoring all sorts of labor laws this is fine it's purely its own corner of history but then the Clock Struck the ball dropped the rivers of time made their way into the 20 Century a new millennium came on the rise and the ways of the past faded away the factory burned to the ground and those infants faded to nothingness and From the Ashes the poopy Bears one day in an American Forest this Bear by the name of Leonard grabbed all the TP he could and made a throne marking the start of a new era and from the distance another grizzly bear this one being a lady took a fine hard Gander at the Funny Bear smothering itself in the paper and said but one thing would and now there's a family a family of bears who really do love refraining from the low tides of below they Frolic outside and live as bears with a clear exception of that one thing the obsession is getting a bit worse starting to become a generational affection now I'm sure you're wondering what all the names of these cartoon commercial bears are well I'm going to be real it does not matter in the slightest they all act identical from now on this is glasses and this is girl and this is uh this is Sven sure that's fine oh by the way they're red now they are homeowners I'm sure they didn't want to make a commercial about purchasing real estate so that's fine but they're red now everything else is the same they're talking bears with easy access to all sorts of ey care and opthalmologists a patterns also established the funny bears are being humans now and the stupid bear children ruin everything and create more problems now supposedly they change fur color based on the type of charman paper being promoted for example the Reds show up when they're talking about Ultra strong but that doesn't make sense they're already each color before exposed to the paper before promoting that paper so do they know in advance then do they know which ones are being used do they turn into that 24 hours after the previous usage doesn't really make sense how that works but let's roll with it now if this is the case and this is the same family then that means there are at minimum four corresponding colors based on the toilet paper brown bears are the default red is again Ultra strong blue is for Ultra Soft and orange yes orange is budget toilet paper thanks to the fact none of the family members drastically Chang designs we can then confirm that they're just very critical about all the kinds of different Charmin paper they use it's a big deal to them and for sure that's an absolutely weird genetic trait to change colors based on toilet paper but supposedly it's not exclusive to just this family I was able to spot a single brown bear in one of the vacation commercials in the same ad where airport security Praises Leonard the dad bear for his taste in toiletries and his faithfulness in Ultra strong then there's additional evidence One commercial sees Sven and glasses having their friends over they're all having an insightful discussion about the utilization of TP for my bung hole they're saying things like dude I love toilet paper OMG me too Sebastian just simply based on the idea that kids will inflect the opinions and ideas of their parents upon themselves this assures the fact every bear at minimum in the charman universe United States are obsessed with toilet paper to at least some capacity it is for sure a sign of power I would assume these Bears get paid monthly because sometimes they got a budget and sometimes they got to buy cheaper Charming okay cool that makes sense and until they turn blue when Ultra Soft is the subject at hand they change personality significantly too hard they contradict themselves this family isn't the same this family becomes uncomfortably passionate about Ultra Soft toilet paper they smother themselves with it they go absolutely crazy with it it it's disgusting at times it almost feels like the parents are having a double Affair where they're cheating on each other with the same person a person who I might add is toilet paper we also have a new family member grandma Bears here and she only shows up let me say that again she only shows up when Ultra Soft is the paper this is by far the most common time we see Grandma charman Bear not only that it's heavily implied she lives with the entire family so then how come she only exists when they turn blue well I thought about it I went through every outcome every idea everything I've witnessed of this family and all the possibilities from what I saw and I could really only come to the conclusion that the blue Charmin bears are not the same family this this has to be an entirely different family with the same names who also love toilet paper but otherwise they have different material possessions and livelihoods but here's the thing this is still an identical family each member is the same it's just that the red family doesn't live with the grandma bear since she's old and oh what the hell the red Grandma Bear is probably dead May her soul rest well she's gone so what about the other colors well the orange Bears can go either way I'm leaning more toward them being separate families on account of their budgeting Behavior being different and the dad being typically absent probably working double shifts while the mom watches the kids they're on budget for a reason it's very sad but it's also very true that's an argument I'm sticking with I'll argue they can't afford top quality toilet paper now the brown bears however do actually have an answer according to the official Twitter on a post that got nine likes Sven wants to be an astronomer so he's at a science camp in Arizona and the rest of the family is flying down to give him a surprise visit and that's why they're missing a kid in this airport commercial not because they like forgot him or something no that would be ridiculous there's there's continuity in this world when they're on the plane taking pictures and when they're not promoting the ultra strong they turn brown even then when they're brown they still promote this stuff their definition of promotion differs from our definition to such a capacity to them even like talking about it at an advertising level is not them promoting it they just love it that much when they reach Sven in his genuinely abysmal dorm his parents drop a care package of way too much toilet paper unless they're eating this one or two packs would be enough this is a summer camp you don't need this much okay cool we have closure sure everything makes sense or that's what I thought I thought that the Charmin bears were just to to three families who have the same amount of people all at the same ages who all like toilet paper fine until I saw a fake out commercial the blue fam is watching TV one night and they see an awful off-brand ad they hate the other brands only charman buy Sharman products only they say this assures the fact that bears in humans coexist to some capacity but we don't know how much they mingle humans are typically used for the adverts or mass-producing charman they're at the mercy of the charman economy until 2012 comes up up to this point there was an implication that all the mother bears are stay at home while the dads are out at work and there's finally Clear Proof of what exactly the dads do while they're gone they're politicians when the red and blue dads interact it is strictly in a professional manner they are pushing for their preferred type to be the ones used the most leading to which one becomes the leading charmand bear I wish I was joking I you not they do convey real political views the blue dad wants to take care of the population raise literacy rate the red ones for strength toughening up to sturdy what we already have and become powerhouses the charman Bears are political this is political Warfare every instance of the red and blue Bears interacting are negative the red/ brown bears and the blue bears are certainly deliberately avoiding any positive interaction with each other and with this very very tiny sliver of information so much can be implied so much can be assumed with the world which brings me to my biggest realization of this entire situation I believe the charman Bears represent the different political ends of the political Compass listen to me listen to me I have proof the red family goes on more vacations they go outside significantly more often they are content they wear actual clothing not cing the one place that matters that's probably conservative Behavior that's Republican I wouldn't know I zoned out in my sth classes I don't know stereotypes now the blue ones are more so Democratic a huge aspect of liberalism is being more accepting of change advocating for change that's what the Google search told me last time I checked encouraging your children to smother their faces into toilet paper sure is an experimental parenting skill the blues also have their kids working in the charman soft labs to genetically produce even softer paper this could potentially explain the face rubbing and the kissing of the poo poo paper that's that's that that's probably really common in political Comics the ultrasoft has hucog genics that keep them coming back this could mean numerous things regardless this is the second time in general that the Bears have gone the extra mile in having their kids grow into successful Leaders with the Reds encouraging their son to become an astronomer going to a camp across the entire country but when they visit his storm they give him soft paper why the only people who Ed the TP are Sven and his roommate who we never see we know nothing about them other than they badmouth him all we know is that they put both brands on both sides of the room and they're really negative to their roommate for some reason why are they be why are they so negative about him is that his fault is he is he is he is he a different color bear is there Nationwide segregation in the charman Bears Universe look I know all of this is too much but think about this big toilet doesn't want us to know almost all the branding of ultra strong and Ultra Soft are colorcoded is this propaganda is this to widen the distrust between the two political parties I don't care but any in all times there's people outside of the main families they are bears of the same party there is no cross interaction the ultra strong airport is red and brown exclusive the Ultra Soft Labs only have blue Bears they're living completely separate from each other so what about the oranges then are they undesirables are they a more obscure third party maybe the blues can turn orange I I can't tell you it's kind of hard to describe it distopia fueled by political Warfare when your only credible source is 20 minutes of toilet paper commercials don't even get me started with the humans the Bears treat the inclusion of humans as some sort of diversity thing with their adverts or maybe it's the market they compete for it that could justify the limited amount of them that could explain why the representatives of the charman election were of so poor quality because because of the lack of candidates for candidates that could be candidates the population of bears regardless of size are both fighting for the same corner of relevancy in the human Market through their specific brands that could be why they never shut up about it because they literally don't know when it's going to matter that's why their obsessions exist toward an unhealthy level and maybe that's even why the oranges have so little representation they move to a greater plane they realize in the end all of that hardly matters because no matter what all the charman toilet paper is going to go to the same place anyway the sewers they have freed themselves toward normaly currently the battle is seeing the brown bears leading and because the red Bears have color- changing powers that means that they're most likely the current ones of power yet the war is still going on hold on go back was that brown Grandma Bear better known as red Grandma Bear well shoot I guess she's alive I'm going to assume she died mid operation or something so she temporarily passed I'm not removing her from this picture she's going to be up there soon anyway maybe the ongoing victories of the Reds resurrected her maybe the entire color gets all the profits for their specific brand earning which might be why the other ones appear less unless they're fighting for the same limited market for their survival in the end this leaves us with red versus blue a group of identical individuals capable of coming back to life who work nonstop and endlessly to possess something that could be deemed virtually useless in the long run [Music] wait this is the same premise as Team Fortress 2 what can any of this mean does the funny computer game with bot problems traced back to the toilet paper Bears because it sure is how looks like it just treat them the same The Identical bears exist to fight for nothing sure it's much more passive but I'm convinced the dad can't even reach back there please put your Charming Charming Bedroom Eyes away I st it so it goes TF2 to the charman Bears to the US political system I figured it out they called me crazy but I figured it out the world is at my fingertips you said I couldn't do it but it's but it's all up from here all we have to do from [Applause] here

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Id: Y-JHr7PxOng

Length: 13min 1sec (781 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 23 2024