Weird Versions of Uno

hi everybody I'm here in a casino now normally I wouldn't condone extreme gambling but I may or may not have gotten a bunch of money from a check I work very hard to get so while I was here building up the courage to do all or nothing I was thinking hey there's a ton of silly games out there that have cards and sometimes money involved so let's talk about one Uno you know what Nuno is it's been around for over 50 years it's been played millions of times and it's got some screwed up rules I think Uno specifically is in this odd spot where nobody actually knows how to play it really instead it's based on what you feel like doing hell I would even say the classic and supposedly official official Edition is a weird version like you're supposed to have each player draw a card and whoever has the highest number is supposed to deal but then also you're supposed to play it like you get more points based on how many cards everybody else has when you win a game a simple game of Uno is supposed to have multiple rounds but literally nobody cares enough to do that cuz that really does in fact sound lame and boring and dumb and stupid and nobody wants to do math when half of the people playing Uno I go against can't even count the four why would I trust them with basic Edition this is really where the first Branch off from Uno already begins to take place people just do whatever they want with the rules and sometimes it's fine and totally cool but other times just ew no no thanks lame not good very bad crying dying don't call me don't come into my house we're done like my rules for example include stacking plus tws and plus fours draw until you play and you have to play a while their plus4 card if that's the only card you can play that's it perfect Elite game no balance issues fun stack setups usually takes too long amazing for a few rounds sometimes I'll dabble with seven or zero swap decks what if you're playing this game with like middle schoolers or even just incredibly weak willed people you get rules like draw one card this is the most controversial rule in Uno in my opinion it sucks and I promise you any in all games are significantly less fun with it it's like a bad relationship just let it go the r stuff extends further when you start considering other versions at the time of speaking the words coming out of my mouth right now there's 637 versions of the game that you can try and that numbers technically multiplied when you add the rule change but we're not going to so g g g get get that out of here no when looking at the special editions they'll have at minimum a few cards and at most entire decks worth of exclusive stuff but generally official Uno sequels or spin-offs will have at least one sort of dumb mechanic and also I started to realize how flawed Uno as a whole is when we take a look at do for example this game sucks I hate it I highly discourage it instead of punishing your pals with an Unholy amount of cards you need to match cards in order to get the most amount of points and as brought up from before the Reliance on a point system in Uno is quite literally fatherless Behavior why would you do that to yourself in fact the higher the number gets the further we stray from the Uno gods look at Quattro that doesn't even have cards anymore with what's going to happen when we get to Uno 12 Uno do at that point it might just be three on three Suburban basketball instead play UNO Jenga or something Uno staco is a result of crossbreeding it's just Jenga but you have to pull certain colors and some blacks make the next person pull extra blocks but again for no reason in like every single Uno game there's at least one objectively stupid rule the last person to pull a block without the Tower falling over is the winner and I understand that's a Jengo rule but again be for realsies look at me dead in the eyes and tell me this is a good rule this is a game where it's typically more competitively viable to sit between toddlers to increase your likelihood of winning your game has considerable flaws in its fundamentals so then what happens when there's no toddlers in your local daycare like get Uno dare of course there's two versions of this one the kids one and the Not Kids one I'll be honest and say I'll never play the kids version because all these dares sound a little lame like I'm sure that's a hot take but also the adult ones have spillproof cards which is perfect until you read the dares and these dares are as better as they are worse I blocked off some of the words so you'll have to rely on your imagination I don't want to even repeat what this card says I have standards but those standards kind of die off after a few minutes because of show them no mercy I like this one the cards are pretty hefty in their punishments I I like that however this is a battle royale if you get 25 or more cards you're out of the game and I'm mixed on this rule you can either ignore it or deal with it and shabam another good Uno with good cards and when it comes to the cards these are by far the most tweaked things now we got things like Uno Attack and Uno blockus sh I don't I don't even know what Uno blockus Shuffle is that Uno cards can be so much better Uno flip and flex cards for examples just add small but fun tweaks my favorite card in the game is the custom wild just write whatever the hell you want on them I love this one because it really is just riing on the creativity of the players I saw Facebook moms going oh GE willikers how mischievous would it be if everyone had to draw two cards that would be so insane oh oh exercise I thought you said extra fries no I have used this card and boy oh boy let me tell you I have seen some [ __ ] we got cards here like clip your fingernails or Draw six ruin your diet or Draw 15 my personal favorite that I've come up with every person has to write a paragraph about any subject the player of the cards Choice within a minute whoever wrote the worst one has to swap their current hand with the deck you know you can do whatever you want it's great and again this can go totally further when you consider the collaborations because it isn't a board game until you can put Dora in it a lot of the time Uno collabs are done just because they can be done who asks for an Uno game based on Disney's Planes based on Pixar's Cars apparently there's a market because there's three of these guys now not every collab has some unique cards but a substantial amount of them do some even have Parts connected to itself like the Mario Kart 1 for example has a dice blockus has blockus Shuffle again that that's blockus Pirates of the Caribbean at Worlds End 2007 edition has a skull you can even eat in Uno the winner gets chocolate there's an expiration date to this one game of Uno as a whole I would say there's four special card types and these connect to the original games as well there's the enhancers that simply add new ways of adding cards basically all the ones where the game has like like tiny changes like The Lion King Circle of Life everyone has to move one card to their left and there's one in Cars 3 where you pick a player and Shuffle their cards and split them evenly with you I like this Ghostbuster Crossing streams one you got to make everyone draw and play the same colors or Draw more not much to add there it's it's Nifty enough then we got the vocal cards basically the same as saying Uno but instead something else or even nothing at all the Ino version has a we don't talk card and that's about what you would expect you can't talk until you get Nudo on the opposite end the Harry Potter Edition has a Toler card where you have to scream every card in your hand and this is funnier the worst you are doing if you have like 40 cards I'm so sorry next we got the haha silly funny random ones they're about what they sound like Kevin's famous chili is a card where you have to clumsily drop your hand and everyone else has to do it and the last person to do it draws too this feels like you could very easily cheat and like get rid of cards I would not be shocked there's also non parmesan Uno here this is meant to be exactly what it sounds like there's no red or blue cards but there is a veto card that prohibits anyone from being political in any capacity during Uno that's that's kind of cute also left-hand Edition and the BTS version where you have to act out a BTS dance number the fact that being a fan of BTS makes you better at anything kind of upsets me but then there's hell I think hell cards are the best call me a sociopath all you want but I think the magic behind Uno lies behind making your friends suffer for an extended period and then utilizing those lovable house rules to amplify the funny funnies like that one time Achievement Hunter had a 37 long game that's awesome I want to hold my friend socially hostage just like look at those Smiles maybe I don't even want to play Uno maybe I just want to play a game that barely counts as a game of Uno that's where the superhero editions show up basically it's still Uno but you have to pick a hero there's certain benefits and skills each character has and yes there is competitive viability in this version of Uno at that point you just got a question if it's even counting as Uno but I guess that just kind of comes with the game what can I say no two games are going to be the same the iterations available have just enough complexity where you can add whatever rules you want and it genuinely works as an effective little trinket of Gunk and Nightmares and ruin friendships if you if if you really want to be that if you really want to be that guy I guess I I'm so sorry it's like 3:00 a.m. recording this I'm so dehydrated and here is where I want to tell you all about a very special unofficial version of Uno I found that I think is worth talking about that being the Uno amalgam by massacres Mansion it started up a couple months ago and is still in development basically what this version exists to do is combine every single version of Uno with Unique Mechanics into one giant soup of nightmares every version I have talked about is going to be represented in some capacity and already this is looking kind of nuts at this point it quite literally is just a man-made horror Beyond card game comprehension going through these videos and seeing what to expect with what we've already seen has been added to the game is pretty insane those stupid superhero ones alone significantly increase the amount of cards we're going to expect this is uno ultimate it is ntiva nearing and it is going to decimate the poor people who are going to be new to the game you're quite literally going to have to pregame and study the rules before playing because already at this version there's about 100 editions represented and when this game releases it's going to be called chemic cards it's going to be like its own thing this isn't sponsored or anything I just think like this is cool you know I just wanted to throw it out there seriously check these videos out if you want to get an idea it's going to be Hefty but probably fun so to Massacre I hope you're seeing this I want to recommend the last versions I'm talking about today namely the special editions on ubisoft's online Uno in my opinion this is the best Uno mainly because of accessibility but Ubisoft has a bunch of their own franchises each with their unique cards I won't lie though the only ones I really cared about were Rayman Edition which is okay enough but then there's rabid Uno and rabids Uno is funny just because these little hell spawns will pop out all the time and just harass your game as much as possible there's a card where the next person to draw has to draw an extra three there's one where 10 cards are randomly distributed there's a get out of jail free card and then there's the funny little freak that runs around the table and gives everyone 3 seconds to play it also screams at each respective player this would have made me cry if I was younger and now I expect a fully one for one Recreation of this card in the amalgam good luck have fun with my sleep paralysis demon this one may or may not suck I don't know you might just skip it if you do if you do though that's lame and stupid and uncool so don't do that well this is taking too long I'm just going to gamble all this money for here double or nothing here we go you actual fool you really thought I was going to gamble all of that money when I explicitly said 10 minutes ago I don't condone gambling no I have influence and I need to say now never ever ever ever gamble any money more often than not it's going to create more problems than Solutions so don't get stuck in that mindset unless you absolutely 100% know for sure that you're going to win the next one then do it you win a lot of money

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Length: 11min 16sec (676 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 13 2024