The cult of climax

what's up everybody hello do it just do it you know what and if you don't leave a comment asking what to do and you'll find out but do it smash it press the like [ __ ] all right now if you're back from my last video and you're going to attempt to watch this while eating again i want to let you know that you're fine all right you won't be able to taste this video there's no smell-o-vision there's no tuna face mask you're good there's nothing too egregious in this video at least i hope i can't really guarantee that because i haven't seen the footage today we're going to talk about a multi-million dollar orgasm cult at least that's how it's described in this telegraph article now me personally when i see multi-million dollar attached to the word orgasm i want to know what's going on in there i want to know what techniques they're teaching in this cult and how it all breaks down is it like a big karate class where they all take turns breaking a wooden placenta with two fingers i need to know obviously there's a lot of money in orgasms you know women are getting paid every day on only fans to play a little mario party mini game on their slime they're bringing in those dollars but when you take an orgasm and you make a cult out of it you know i just gotta know more this article is all about something called orgasmic meditation which is taught by a company called one taste before you use your sticky little hub fingers to learn more about the company they shut down all right they're not around anymore actually they shut down a couple years ago but what they didn't shut down are some of their informational videos which i want to take a look at we can find out just what exactly is orgasmic meditation [Music] sorry that stinger was weirdly um christian it was not the vibe i was expecting anyways continue om is a partnered practice where the upper left-hand quadrant of a woman's clitoris is stroked lightly and deliberately for 15 minutes with no goal except to feel yeah 15 minutes yikes all right go ahead you are about to learn something entirely different you're about to learn something entirely different fellas it's not about you we have found that it's more powerful kept separate from sex yes omg is sexual but it isn't sex don't use ohm as foreplay let it be its own thing and trust us when you do get to sex it'll be even better man i i'm impressed that they've taken uh partnered masturbation they've turned it into like uh like this is like the opening statement at like a sales summit or something like this is so corporate for masturbating i it just feels like if you know the president of chase bank were to describe how to pleasure your wife or something like this is what it would be i just feel like there's reward points and stuff associated with this technique you know there's like a cash back system if you flicker bean right om is a partnered practice you can't home alone or with a vibrator because you can't take yourself out of control what is this music man i'm like waiting for like pictures of like dead dogs or something this music is so off this whole vibe is like a high school softball player like got in a car accident or something i just don't i don't connect with this you can see this type of orgasm in the body through flushing of the cheeks and chest swelling of the lips abdominal ridging ejaculate or wetness [Laughter] oh man ejaculate ejaculate side effects you'll see are swelling of the lips and a vicious spray like if you're cutting open a fire hydrant in the summertime if she's lighting up the block with that wet ass kitty you know you're at the peak of this experience at her [ __ ] oh hell what what nose every joke i just made ejaculate or wetness at her [ __ ] yo this video was wildly professional until right there run that back are you joking me origin ejaculate or wetness at her [ __ ] how was your om experience oh fantastic there's tons of ejaculate from my puppy what a sentence man ejaculate from my puppy yo ejaculate sounds like um like a strain of like cherry tomato or something yeah i'll do the pesto pasta uh with the jacket please yeah i'm dying man nah ejaculate sounds like a prom flower uh mom come over here pin the ejaculate to my suit god damn that is crazy ejaculate from her puppy this orgasm doesn't respond well to pressure and for that reason ohm is goalless being goalless takes the pressure off there's simply no way to do it wrong there's nowhere to get to and there's nothing to achieve for either the woman or her stroker stroker oh hell yeah oh that was that [ __ ] raises cold stroker i like that man put that on a t-shirt the neighborhood stroker ultimately oma is a practice so you don't need to be turned on or in the mood to do it in fact om cultivates libido all you need is 15 minutes a clean clear you know what i've nailed the tone here it just feels like a pharmaceutical commercial that's what it is this this part this is the part right before the terms and conditions where they tell you it like gives you diarrhea and you know foot cancer all you need is 15 minutes a clean clear space and a willing partner you'll see these principles of om played out in every home based sex act now that you've heard what it's all about let's meet summer and eli who are going to show us the practice all right now here's the real money maker right here the how to own video we're going to see how far we get through this i'm just on a streak of you know what is monetizable i've been owing for seven years i've been knowing for about four and a half years at the end of the day every single human being on this planet is looking for connection really had to get a do the biblical name to provide this intro they made sure of that feeling i had been looking for in every sex act i had ever done in every yoga class i had ever taken and every meditation what every yoga class i've never taken a yoga class so you guys got to let me know is yoga is supposed to be horned up i thought yoga class was for like flexibility and when you're a mom and you're bored i was looking for that feeling of being plugged in and being connected and being alive i was looking for that feeling of being plugged in come on man come on i remember like in my sex life i tried to use the same rules that i knew applied to my body on her body i was met with like mixed success and actually often felt like a failure because the same methods that i applied didn't produce the same results sorry bro what are you doing man you trying to beat off her [ __ ] he's just grabbing her [ __ ] like this video is disgusting man if you're eating i'm sorry om is a 15 minute practice the couple will set up something that's called a nest so it's a blanket that they lay down on a pillow for her head pillows for her knees a cushion for him to sit down and then a towel that goes underneath her butt pillow for youtubers are looking at this part way intense you know never mind the uh the sexual part they see a lot of views in this setup right here she will take off her pants and lay down and butterfly her legs open he sits down on her right side he takes his left leg oh they just all right and his right leg goes underneath her legs which are butterflied open he remains fully clothed from the position he can see her face if he needs to talk to her he can also see and have direct access to her [ __ ] this feels like a snl bit why is everything professional until [ __ ] anyone say vagina nothing like that it's just he's got full access to her pupsy he can take a look at her that's just man not that i care it's just just she seems kind of off he's got gloves oh he'll set a timer and he'll take a about a dime-sized amount of lubrication and start stroking from the introitus the entrance to the vaginal canal the place if they were to have penetration it would occur there your hood is a rouge color the skin of your hood bends slightly at the left where the hood forms the inner labia on the left hand side the [ __ ] am i watching bro this is the first time i felt like it's just gone maybe a little too far i'll tell you what man i couldn't do this in jeans i'm impressed that this guy's able to go through this process in jeans skinny jeans no less you know is that okay oh what nah oh jesus just wait for it wait for it everybody listen to this i'm gonna touch your [ __ ] now is that okay that first time in her dorm room you be like i'm gonna touch a [ __ ] now is that okay can't show this part can't even hear any of this part i remember having this consistent buzzing in my poo i just can't take this seriously how many more moments are just gonna be uh interrupted with with just [ __ ] you know what it is is that they use that word like they're talking about faith or something you know like if it was a religious practice and they're talking about their faith i just had this overwhelming buzzing in my all of a sudden i had to confront that i had a very big appetite for sex oh i feel an electric buzz on my finger i was in a training session and my trainer came over he said slow down i was like okay fine slow down he said no slow down and i was like that won't be in there just like it's going crazy to like yes and relax relax it ain't mario party okay you're not trying to blow up bowser first just calm down the other part about this that's throwing me off is this is shot like a mtv like artist behind the scene or some [ __ ] you know if you just mute this video for these interview parts it looks like they're talking about like the creation of like some hit single or maybe they're like two contestants on american idol and then you unmute it and do i smell okay does it look okay and he said to me i'm gonna describe your [ __ ] now is that all right i'm gonna describe your put now is that all right with you i feel like we've learned enough from this lady now for me this is all kind of it's a little bizarre but it really goes up another level with this like pseudo-reality show namely because they got that viner alpha cat involved in this and the premise of this i guess is he's going to learn om and he's going to maybe perform it on the other woman in this video i really want to hear the creator of this practice talk about it because i think what we saw were just people involved but we haven't heard anything from the vagina monk herself all right hi come on in hi emily i'm nicole my name is nicole de doan i'm the author of a book called slow sex [Music] our vision is that one day you'll hear yoga meditation and orgasm all in the same sentence without whispering the third i think that was a good goal but instead what she got was being investigated by the fbi for sex trafficking unfortunately that's where her company actually ended up but let's see what else she has to say in this video orgasmic meditation is a 15 minute timed practice between two people where both people focus all of their attention on the point of connection between a finger and the clitoris how do you feel about seeing a demonstration yeah yeah yeah okay seeing it seeing it for you not on you yeah yeah sure you know what's wild is her company it went on to make like 12 million a year or something and she basically took an amsterdam tourist attraction and turned that into a multi-million dollar business that's all this is watching two people you know that and then you you get i don't know man all right let's speed things up here a little bit because they're really dragging this out and it's really not that crazy all right she charges a fee to you know ever so gently do the mario party move and um you know you can pay a bigger fee to be part of the organization that's kind of like the overlay of her scam what's funnier here is how you can see her real personality come out as she commands this demonstration watched it normally he'd do all of her pillows for her so that she doesn't have to focus on anything a woman has what's called a center of vigilance that man is not looking up because he knows he [ __ ] up he [ __ ] up he's gonna get put on one taste timeout whatever that looks like so he's almost like her sentinel focusing on everything out here so she doesn't have to right now he's just touching her legs he's focusing on you know the other people in the room so she doesn't have to he's just sitting there with his leg over her stomach they're looking at your knee right now yeah they're looking at it they're really creeped out that i'm about to touch your body i know they just don't get it but it's all right i'm going to touch your body now in front of them is that okay all right i'm trying to keep the most mature adult face on while the whole time i'm thinking your pants are off vagina that's that's exactly what i'd be thinking man that's the whole essence of man right there vagina it's every man on this earth clitoris immediately he starts at her introitus her introitus is the area where where you'd have intercourse you would enter introitus hold on hold on androidis all right that's a real term that's a real term i'm bringing that one to the game i want to hear artists start talking about the introitus yeah [ __ ] watch me spread this introitus anyway i know it looks ludicrous and crazy but it's just people it's just a way for people to connect more deeply there's nothing creaky about that although you know hey i imagine it looked kind of weird yeah there's nothing freaky about like paying for this and going in a room and having a ceo of a company present masturbation to you like a product she's really doing an apple keynote on finger banging seven days a week to investors potential new clients and people who want to participate and the cult that's all it is it's nothing weird what i love about cults is always you know in the beginning people are so disarmed and they have no clue what is actually about to happen in this entire organization i think you know if you're ever presented with something that feels culty you gotta ask yourself all right this might you know i'm okay i'm sitting here watching two people engage in this thing and i'm sort of seeing how it's not weird but what the [ __ ] where does this go two three years from now that's the question you gotta be asking teaching people how to finger bang each other that just doesn't seem like a viable business plan at least with this particular cult it's crazy that the cult just led with the sex part you know most cults try to hide it they just wore it on their sleeve they're like yeah we're about it and we're trying to normalize it you know that's our thing but you know as they always end up in a federal investigation you know colts be i also can't believe that this went on for so long given the cost of this program look at this an introductory workshop was 195 and a week-long urban monk program which is what is even an urban monk was 2 grand 2 000 what are you learning outside of this little uh what are you learning outside of that that's worth two thousand dollars i would argue that technique is debatably worth two hundred dollars and then for the real suckers they you know they could pay 16 grand to become a coach those are the people you needed to be worried about now the videos i've seen of people who have been a part of this they present the whole thing like it's sort of therapeutic and educational you know they're learning how to pleasure a woman or you know a woman learning how to be pleasured in a way you know to to their to their credit i guess they they really did teach people you know something that they never felt before they make a bunch of dudes feel like they got the et finger when they go down there you know which kind of explains how they are able to run this whole ponzi scheme because you know according this article people are going into debt you know as deep as 150 grand just to experience the magic touch to feel like electro at all times just even more insane to me is how people like this are so consistently able to pop up in hollywood and take advantage of entertainers specifically and make them a part of something that is just you know undeniably weird to anybody else imagine someone approaching you on the street or a friend even being like hey bro you want to come to this little party tonight yeah it's like a group partnered masturbation thing it's wild bro it's only 200 bucks to get in it's dope and you get to make an old lady form ejaculate on her shit's [ __ ] man i ain't gonna switch it up yeah i might lose a few ask me if i give a [ __ ]

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Length: 19min 20sec (1160 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 28 2021