The Cringiest Vegan Teacher on TikTok (ft. Kurtis Conner)

hello curtis hi i wanted to know are you vegan not anymore i was for like a few months i'm like mostly i'm like pretty much like vegetarian now right you dabble in meat every now and then yeah like it's very rare like when i went to italy last year i had like a piece of salami because i was in italy when in rome yeah well it was actually in it was in napoli so okay let me correct you sir the reason i'm asking is because uh is it about the video it's about the video it's actually relevant okay imagine if i just started off the video with something completely irrelevant yeah all right now let's watch ninja compilation top 10 fortnite youtubers who've sworn i found a canadian vegan on tick tock i say i've found everyone knows about her i'm pretty sure you even probably know about her yeah i it's the one i'm thinking of then yeah but i didn't know she was canadian yeah this is why i thought it would be a good topic for us to talk about she's a fellow canuck is that is that what you call yourself well i mean canuck is sort of like an all-encompassing canadian like swine term okay but it's also the name of the vancouver hockey team so you are canadian but not part of the vancouver hockey team i'm kind of like the puck boy i'm like the ball boy i collect all their pucks and i uh i wash the blades of their skates with my tongue it hurts a lot but i get it i get in there you seem to do a lot i'm impressed i'm impressed so i figured we'd start with some of our older content okay but first i just wanted to say that i'm releasing a figurine with youtube's next week look it's me except this time i'm five inches oh my youtube and i have been working on this design for months now and i'm so excited to release it here is its box unbelievably hot and then bang fox is dead fun little fact my figurine is actually one inch taller than both george's and alex's proud of you little man and it's dropping on the 4th of september at 3 p.m est or 8 p.m here in the uk it's a limited run and 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pretty much the next hour of your time so she does this a lot she does a lot of like impr improvised vegan songs it's something about being called the vegan teacher it kind of makes sense after you watch a few of them but she she does talk a lot about it is her profession a teacher is she a teacher what does she teach about veganism she teaches math to vegans she's a normal teacher but she only teaches the peoples that are vegan yeah she's not a vegan but she teaches people who aren't [Music] she is adorable i have to say that no no we're meant to be bullying her are you meant to change your underwear i don't think so why would you say i mean i've changed my religion buddy i changed my religion every goddamn minute but i've had these underpants on since i was a wee baby they don't fit me anymore this is slowly suffocating your crotch they're absolutely caked in [ __ ] and pigs my dick can't breathe there's so much piss and [ __ ] down it's been drowning in feces for 20 years if you were to punch me in the groin area you'd break your [ __ ] fist stop being blind if your religion is unkind time to change that religion right away this is the [ __ ] buddha is coming after you better record that video i'm gonna catch you if you don't why the [ __ ] aren't you vegan whoa president trump is it because you're stuck on the toilet trying hard to push out a dumb so this is a video to donald trump and the biggest issue she has with donald trump is that he's not a vegan i think there's a lot worse things to be upset about other than the fact that the guy has a burger every day probably i've heard he drinks dark coconut [ __ ] monster you'll no longer be full [Music] so vegans just never have poo in them is that what she's saying i think the idea is that eating meat and eating dairy can really [ __ ] with your stool okay so you're just full of poo all the time if you're not vegan i think if you're vegan it's easier to pass i've met several vegans in my life who eat like garbage so it's like i had a vegan crunchwrap last night and it was just [ __ ] i had a terrible crap after that so even what she's saying it's not true all right vegan teacher my friend literally died from malnutrition because of ur posts i tried to get him to meet that he was committed i tried to get him to meet is that a verb [Music] nice to meet you did you did you make him eat a sausage did you like shove a chicken wing down his throat i wonder what part of canada she lives in i would love to meet the vegan teacher can you tell from an accent uh sometimes what kind of accent are you getting from this i'd say she's either like east coast or ontario like maritimes or ontario but i feel like somewhere in ontario this is the vibe i'm getting all right let's let's try and find her postcode we'll uh we'll include it in the video yeah next week we're gonna go and visit her against her welcome back to the docs boys where we docks old ladies every week eating animals is wrong mcdonald's hurting animals is wrong mcdonald's share this song and change your entire menu to be big i heard that maybe the apple pies are vegan so if that's the case bring me one of those thanks bud i mean that was kind of wholesome that was something like she's still she's still partaking the question mcdonald's has fries though right unless they cook them in the same they don't i worked at mcdonald's for a year and a half i got insider info for fun i went to your profile and noticed that you have dark skin hold on hey hold up hey whoa where are you going with this do you know how your ancestors were treated do you not know what they do to the animals right now in the industry hey lady not the same thing at all i just wanted them to know what you wanted from kfc did she just compare slavery yeah i want to go back to the first video i saw of her when i was having a fun time so let's move swiftly on vegan yeah it's time it's just so weird dedicating your whole identity to that someone's got to do it someone's got to like promote the message that's true but she she's done it badly at times yeah as we've seen how old do you reckon she is i don't know because jared leto's a vegan and he's [ __ ] old but he doesn't look old how old is jared leto yes i don't know 41 48 wow it must be from all that jared lettuce they go together fun fact everyone in our family has their own jar of hummus so we all get to double dip wait you only get one jar you get one jar a year and then you have to eat spread out yearly hummus jar it gets really good around the 11th month yeah it's got some tang on it the cow who's holding the camera is just like sing it that'd be funny if a cow was holding her hostage making her film all these or maybe it's like like one of every farm animals farm animal mafia i'm high on aubergine i'm on a trip i'm high on aubergine i'm on a trip all the cool kids are eating it so put that looks like the inside of my underpants oh god it's like even got like little maggots that have just slowly found their way in oh my god is someone else driving while she's doing this she's actually just got her feet on the wheel her camera pans up to the highway there's like cars coming at her she's like swerving who is better olympic athletes or vegan animal rights what would you say a question immediate faults who's better who's just just in general like yeah what easy who's better easy easy question who's better it doesn't matter what what like who's better ah i had to say olympic athletes absolutely am i wrong they're olympic athletes they're amazing that you know you've got to like you've got to hear you hear that [ __ ] olympic athletes get praise all day wherever they go they're seen as heroes and told how great they are despite having wait why are you nodding as if you're an olympic athlete yeah that's me that's me i mean i don't compete in the olympics but i am an olympic level athlete oh okay well i'm an olympic level puck boy for the vancouver connection yeah yeah yeah they gave you a little medal at a pat on the back didn't they yeah they gave me a big spank on the butt and uh they broke their hand because there was so much hard [ __ ] in my pants which one would you rather be olympic athlete yeah easy i'm sorry absolutely vegan's quite easy like anyone could just go like yeah i'm vegan now but no you can't just go oops i'm an olympic athlete right you can't be like yeah i'm trying out this new uh olympic athlete thing just uh you know for myself but see how see how it goes i do love cheese though the thing is is like i i hate olympic athletes so i i agree with her i'm jealous i i don't like people who are good at things especially the ones that are so good that they get given medals i don't and they get to show the world that they're good at it so you're jealous of me is is where you're saying you're not a real olympian well the amount of times i hear that in a day it's you wouldn't believe it and you kind of just gotta you gotta roll with the punches but like the olympic athlete i am i trudge forward you trudge forward you collect those pups and i don't give a [ __ ] not vegan no i've seen bart meat yeah there we go look he's eating meatloaf he's probably got so much poop in them [Music] i mean 21 pilots looks different it's not true though she's saying that like animals are thanking us but i mean i've met a lot of chickens in my time and not one of them has gone hey stop eating me bro oh it's really right it's or it's never gone like thanks for going vegan for a month can you keep doing that until i get some dabs from a chicken i'm sorry it's not worth it until that point kfc it's time to be cruelty free and change your name to conduct fried compassion kfc it's time for it'd be great if colonel sanders walked out of that door and was like okay i i thought conor sanders just comes out there with a chair and just cracks it over her head he sets up a ladder [Music] kfc employee of the vegan employee of the vegan i mean she's not an employee of kfc though so she's lying she's just asking to get docs dude i'm sorry she has this thing right you can kind of sit in the bottom here happy vegan declaration day she says every day is vegan declaration day because someone declares that they are vegan so i feel like we should declare it this could be our happy vegan declaration day you're right okay sure you don't actually have to go this is just a bit i don't i'm not trying to make you like change up your life hey man i don't know what bit means i don't know what that is it's not like a vegan food i'd love to eat that thing i'd like to eat your bits bro okay i'm gonna shake happy vegan decorations what makes you think you're gonna be skinny do you know how hard i work to keep this weight she is the exact opposite of the bang ceo yeah she is the boy god yeah this is this is his antagonist yeah that's the boxing match i want to see it's okay yeah it's vegan teacher bang ceo that's the wrestling match but then halfway colonel sanders comes out with the ladder and then suplexes them who do you reckon wins that uh i probably would you'd win yeah because i have all these pucks that i could probably like you're just like from a distance yeah yeah and like i said like i and like what you agreed on as well like i'm like olympic athletes like that i just have i didn't agree yeah so i kind of like i said that i mean i can roll it back yeah man yeah i said like i'm nothing and then you're like and then you're like and then you're like yeah no one thinks you are and you're not that's yeah man i just got a text from my coach he said i'm late for the olympics so no did they get cancelled huh didn't they get cancelled i don't no sorry i'm in the 20 21 oh okay well good luck with collecting pucks i'm pretty much a shoe-in for the gold but thank you you know what's a shitty thing to do killing animals for no reason wake the [ __ ] up and be vegan she's not a nugget at least we know that listen up i am tired of people saying that i am a nugget i am not i am not a nugget i only picked this one because i thought the carrot looked funny yeah the carrots got a [ __ ] hammer on them it's got a third leg dude that care is hard the guy she told you not to worry about don't worry it's not a sin to dip dip dip dip dip fit in oh no all right i've got no other videos before i leave you with her munching on it like carrot i think she she means well i think we all need to at least try to you don't have to go full vegan i think it's worth trying because it might you might actually enjoy it a bit people at home yeah absolutely yeah you never like i i tried it it wasn't right for me i'll like have a few vegan days a week but i will i eat meat quite regularly i think it's like it's it's all in moderation and what you're comfortable with and some people literally can't survive on that diet so it's like yeah obviously you can have your beliefs but don't shove it down your throat like a carrot wiener you know yeah no i'm with that especially when you're you're encroaching on some some bigger issues it can get a bit yeah i'm a fan of the the kfc song was good she played a ukulele that was that was cool i like a i'm like i like a good use and i learned that you want an olympian we're an olympian all right yeah our sorry past current future and everything in between is there anything you want to you want to tell the people oh you can get tickets now to the 2021 olympics goodbye

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Id: ZKEoBQsuH-Q

Length: 14min 48sec (888 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 29 2020