We Watched The Entire FRED Trilogy

there are very few trilogies that you can consider perfect where every installment is just as good if not better than the last it's a rare thing to come by these days and at the top of the mountain of great trilogies sits the thread trilogy if you don't know who or what fred is fred was nothing short of a phenomenon back in my day he was the first youtuber to ever hit a million subscribers and pretty much every video he uploaded got tens of millions of views and back in the day when about 20 people used youtube a million views was rare but what fred was getting that was simply unheard of eventually the actor of fred lucas crookshank got to his near mid-20s and realized he couldn't really play the part of a six-year-old anymore so i'm guessing he sold the channel and whoever boy decided to do completely different stuff to what the thread channel was originally about which was the character fred obviously and since they didn't have lucas on board anymore it was it was kind of doomed to fail what's up guys i'm jake paul and this is in your face but before the dramatic fall of the thread channel there were three fred movies that were crafted by the hands of god himself and presented to us and they they were terrible no they're bad but they were so bad they were they were amazing so for this video i've decided to go back and watch all three fred movies i subject one of my friends to watch each one with me so i i don't have to suffer alone so james hello george fred the movie have you seen it before no have you actually not no why would i okay well we're gonna be watching it today and i haven't told you the drinking game yet have i no you have why are you so excited about this this sounds like misery uh the game is every time a thread screams we take a sip of our drink well this is why you bought me my favorite alcohol i presume yes i have okay well let's let's go through that let's have a little let's have a little fit check shall we i've got some kraken some black spiced rum my favorite rum thank you george you're welcome and then he got me my my least favorite mixer which is diet coke uh well i have uh some lovely gin and you we're watching fred the movie by the way it is 2 30 p.m it's too fast he can't tell people that we're not day drinking we're not day drinking we're fine it's not sad february all over again we are watching a film and drinking for content it's just to make it a gin is acceptable the gin is acceptable like you know you have a gin in the sub you're drinking dark rum and coke oh my god i haven't that's like a 3am drink i haven't had this since before lockdown began okay well i'm happy for you let's get going uh for anyone at home do not i do not recommend what i'm currently doing because i've also i've got a coffee from cafe nero and i'm going to be uh jewel wielding the drinks today yeah that's awful i did it's 2 30 p.m hi it's your friend does that count i don't think so james i quite like the intro this sounds like something off my ep this does seem very diary of a wimpy kid doesn't it yeah that's probably the inspiration behind it i'm uh is it okay if i just drink anyway yeah no that's completely fine james because i'm gonna need it hold on it's a pixie lot yeah she's in the fred movie she's the love interest but isn't she like a british pop star i swear she would be yeah she is she's in the fred movie for some reason she's like finally my big break in america fred's just a stalker no that's creepy as [ __ ] yeah no he's just he's just unwell uh yeah no he needs therapy [Music] okay that's not very realistic how many already have the pictures look she's taking them beforehand because he follows her home every day okay i was very excited when this film first came out because it was like the first ever youtuber film was there no shane dawson films out by this point i don't think so this was like early i think this was like 2011 2012 time pixie lott's character is proper dim i would have noticed him by now he's the bad guy right he's the billy i've been able to tell but that girl i walked home with that hacking awesome girl this is edited like a george vigorous video i'm in genuine anguish right now why i feel like i'm going into anaphylactic shock george nothing's even happened yet james exactly i need some food for my body because today was the worst friday ever scream cheers george uh all right i've gotta pull one out i've gotta pour one out thank you scream yeah yeah yeah i've got i've got i've got two banks i've got two banks i've got three two six cheers yeah okay i gotta do three sips because there's no blood in it i i feel a scream come on no because he's got no head oh my damn it yeah he says he screamed oh that [ __ ] hell good shorty fire burning on the dance floor we've already already happened like two minutes ago they just thought it was so good they had to play it again how much do you reckon they paid her they must have paid her a lot i i reckon it's 100k the budget for this film is four million you're joking the budget for this film is four million dollars and the fact that they made three of the [ __ ] films means it probably made money oh yeah it did i watched it i bought the dvd that's a scream cheers george yeah yeah cheers [Music] guess the imdb writing of this film james i'm guessing a three out of ten one point nine okay yeah dad what do you think i should do is why is it john cena george you gotta look at yourself and say my time is nice john cena is an integral part of the fred cinematic universe did you not know this i did not oh my damn it i love the way the actor for kevin is clearly like 13. he's it is for he's having a midlife crisis the whole neighborhood knows i could see you when people who said slow down was bad you're going to get it if you're going you want some of this she said it oh you want it is john cena a recurring feature in this film george he's a recurring feature in the entire trilogy what the [ __ ] once i get over that wall i can go up to judy's back door and ask her to come over i never have seen judy's back door but i bet it's really nice you're gonna use this okay it's a joke for the adults there have you ever watching this film oh okay do you get it because he's an idiot because he he's not actually like jumping on the trampoline properly he's an idiot cheers cheers james cheers george scream scream you screamed i don't know who to call i don't even know what number to call somebody call now that's the third time they've played that clip that's just so good they played it three times she's gone that scream no that was a word right she's gone he screamed a word okay yeah fair enough cheers cheers her kidnappers can be anywhere by now she's gonna have such a horrible eye there we go number one number one mom mom did you really move that where to i don't know cheers james why didn't you tell me that's that's another one i didn't know you'd be so upset i wrote the address she's like come on there we go cheers judy there we go james george i'm actually going to be drunk soon i need to make another drink and we are missing so much so much action here there is so much going on surely this is like down your drink like he's he has a screaming fit i'll finish my drink for that cheers how's the dash water treating you dash water oh it's good it's good the dash water new uh soda water is very good and you can purchase some for 40 off using my affiliate code in the description how awesome is that it's pretty awesome or if you're friends with george he sends you dash water for free yeah but you're not friends of me does this this is we have to drink for each of these no no james we'd be dead we have to drink for this one yeah all right cheers rough week james yep this is what you were like when you're a kid it's go time that's not bad john cena coming into a kid's bedroom and putting his hand over the kid's mouth is not normal fred is clearly suffering from some very intense trauma cheers george cheers you're keeping track of this better than me i found judy's address on this map 56 metal lane jeez with docks i'd be way too scared to go back in there after what happened to you i'll get it kid's [ __ ] dead dies yeah he did die okay are we just gonna skip over that very severe trauma that fred has clearly gone through as a child his best friend at the age of five was probably abducted and killed it's a kid's film james explain it explains a lot jordan that's a scream scream scream scream catch up oh were you going to a butt face convention that's such a good bird oh sorry yeah people who take the bus are thugs sorry i forgot that supposed to be on the number seven bus this is the number six bus it's cool fred i'm fred fred take a line a figment of his imagination james before you go do you want to try something cool brings out some pills yeah let's drop some ket fred finally calm him down [Music] that's another scream george it was that was really funny i've had one and a half drinks which for me at the moment is quite a lot mate i'm such a lightweight these days i'm pissed i'm genuinely what i don't know what's going on at this point oh my god this sounds cool oh that's one of his funny jokes he calls dogs squirrels because he's um an idiot oh my god it's the guy from the oh that's two screams this is how i felt studying spanish at university to be fair so it's quite a long one it's going to continue yeah that's the third one because you had an opportunity to come out of the 69 toilet and you didn't and that deserves a drink damn [Laughter] now this is quite it's actually quite a good film it's very quick yeah it's quick it's fast-paced cheers george cheers so we're just not told what's in the woods maybe if i sing i'll feel better well fortunately the lighting's very good in this forest yeah i like your song you should thank someone forecast that's a nice animatronic i must say oh dear friend it's me evan evan white oh my god he's been lost in like 30 meters into the woods for 10 years so no one went to try and find him when he went missing cheers cheers james cheers he screamed tell my parents i'm okay you can literally see the roads so how did fred not get lost if that child was lost for a decade that dog is so frightened yes american houses are so sick man yeah that over here is just you won't get that that would cost millions like literally millions mom i hate it here why is she uh why is she hoovering a newly cleaned floor with such a small hoover however did you get here wait pause for a second have you seen joker yeah you know this is joker yeah this film is joker you know the delusions that he has about the relationship he's in dude fred is joker it's okay my whole day to basically go down the road i'm so excited we don't want to eat your cookies oh that's an epic fight it's so sick that's an epic fail that is actually like the joker what this is this is joker are you kidding me this is a shot in joker this is literally a shot in joker mental joker took inspiration from fred the movie i think he's becoming a man now he's manned up so he's not gonna scream [Laughter] so good that's so good best party ever 47 views are you kidding me that's a banger that's viral he went viral on the web i'm gonna have a party and no one's gonna be invited okay so this is the redemption yeah this is redemption art oh they're doing doing not doing us this isn't happening dream sequence no i think it is cuz he's awesome now he had a cool party so now he's awesome i really wanted to apologize i just feel like i can see you're happy james you are satisfied with this ending she's shown that she's an awful person she's only started caring after he's faked a party yeah but that's how life is so fellas if you want to get the girl fake having an awesome party i thought we could sing together i feel i feel sorry for [ __ ] kev over there yeah poor kev my guy kev he's misunderstood there you go cheers cheers george i think that's the end of the film i'll finish my drinks for that once you come in thank you this music is so trash so what did you think of that james uh that is an hour and a half of my life that i'm never getting back yeah but did you like it i think you liked it more than you expected you would i mean yeah but like i'm just you know i'm having fun with you george i mean i'm always going to enjoy that we had a few drinks it was a few drinks a few giggles oh god i feel sorry for everyone else in this video because surely it just gets worse right [Music] so fraser i know you're you're a connoisseur of film oh yes so i thought i'd show you uh one of the few a few modern masterpieces what are we watching today we're watching fred2 night of the living thread but as you've noticed by now i have ordered you a drink to your flat indeed yeah i was impressed i thought i was going to get some i mean it's pretty it's pretty good stuff i'm impressed by it it's uh i cannot read this i cannot it's just russian vodka yeah russia's standard so we're gonna be playing a drinking game every time fred screams we take a sip what so yeah let's just let's get watching fred's so do we pray for a preparation one oh yeah yeah of course of course yeah okay okay i feel like i'm gonna need quite a lot you're welcome to take a drink beforehand the pain shall we take a drink to start us off okay what are we downing this not downing it [ __ ] hell friends he's on just a all right it's not bad so was that actually made like an actual big film it was made by fred lionsgate yeah lionsgate they put their name on this hey it's fred my life is a horror movie it's so scary have you ever watched one of the fred films before no i feel like in this he's getting a little bit old for isn't he he's like [ __ ] 20 in this man i think he's older than that i think he's like at least like 22. it is a bit sad i mean if you're getting paid oh yeah he's not doing this for fun you can see the pain behind his eyes yeah we broke up don't go freddie here's a fun fact pixie lot didn't agree to be in the second film because the first one was such an embarrassment wait really i didn't even know she was in it she was in the first one so now he has to play that's so sad that's so sick did this come out in cinemas i don't know i think this was just a tv thing i know the first one came out in cinemas oh that's so painful she is the best music teacher to ever live on this earth when i got to school she had vanished disappeared it wasn't like a horror film i think that yeah it's it's supposed to be like a spooky kids film or something this is spellson hilowski i'm mr devlin well that sounds like devil he might be evil you reckon it's it's called mr devlin that sounds like devil there's a lack of screams so far there's not been one no there hasn't which i'm quite surprised we're a whole three minutes four seven almost at the end now what the [ __ ] are we watching fred tooth nice to the living threads the title [ __ ] i know it's a pun but it's [ __ ] maybe he's like just finally [ __ ] cracked this film isn't actually he's just [ __ ] cracked man me and james are watching the first one and there's a scene like you know there's a joker scene where he's on the bus looking out the window he does that exact scene in france it's that exact scene i [ __ ] swear it's fred my life is a horror movie it's so scary hasn't he already said this now do you see why i was so scared oh my god ah that's filmmaking he went to film school i bet why did he have an umbrella in the daytime they've changed the actor for bertha but i don't know wait she's the person from [ __ ] nickelodeon she's actually like a relatively bigger no no she's no no they changed her she was uh jeanette mccurdy used to play art yeah yeah yeah she was in the same show as her they were no i didn't watch that but like they've changed the accent so i'm guessing she didn't want to be an eva yes hello why are you following me this is how i get to school no my name's talia i'm [Laughter] but it's quite obvious kevin's like 30. wait which one's kevin him he's quite obvious he's like they all that look at them man we're like [ __ ] 40 with kids the thing is i'm pretty sure he's like one of the only actors that agreed to be in all three of them well this guy yeah the guy plays kevin i wonder what he's doing nowadays reminiscing on the better times [Laughter] [Music] this actually is like his joker origin man what happened to you i love to shop so i shopped till i dropped now i am doomed to walk among the living this is actually like fred given a political commentary on capitalism she was a victim of capitalism fred tries to implement socialism in america i'm so sorry oh i shouldn't have just [ __ ] died you're gonna kill me what the [ __ ] what where is this coming from i don't know is it why's he got a piano in the garden americans are weird isn't he incredible i'm still yet we're 17 minutes in right and i'm still here to understand what the [ __ ] is going on yeah no i have no clue it's just nothing has happened so far you know my son ferdinand wait fred's name is ferdinand exactly i'm thinking i'm gonna kick you out of here fred no because kevin i was invited to be here i'm a partygoer he's only screamed once so far which i'm quite surprised about yeah in the last one he was screaming all the time what are you doing talking to my sister i'm not talking to your sister kevin i'm talking natalia who is your sister there he goes there we go there we go here we go here we go that's two because the one is broken up going on around here oh that was stronger than the last i time her it's just not fair i don't know what's happening what is happening he's like [ __ ] cracked he's lost it none of this is happening this i feel like i'm watching like a full-on breakdown this is the fool of a man ah yes you got the last one yeah i don't regret it man i am so about the piano this recital's gonna rock uh mostly because of me no one speaks slightly this is just written by like 50 year olds wait a minute mr devlin is a vampire it's just like some twilight though i think it's a parody of twilight yeah so that was probably popular at the time with this film when they walk out [Laughter] ripped friends this whole film is just filler i must say that is a fantastic outfit what does he walk like i don't know is that part of his character there you are you're late fred uh they're leaving we gotta go what what'd you hear well i uh i think he said he's gonna suck the life out of the kids are you serious he's not a vampire he's just a massive nonce what's that well that's no coincidence son because i need your help what's going on with john cena's career at this point i don't know do you reckon i just called in a few maybe what did this actually happen did fred come out it look it looks like it doesn't it no he did this is real he's not a green screened in this is real yeah this is real they don't have the budget to green screen him in this world what is going on no one then knows who this guy is of course they do it's fred's first face wait is he just fighting him and his undead partner wait so they just they just interrupted like an actual wwe show to do this i think the people that paid to come see look at the people in www crowd they've got a [ __ ] clue what's going on what [ __ ] no surely they must have switched out slump doubles yeah what the [ __ ] i'm beginning to question yeah no this diff definitely didn't happen live [Music] i've not that and that added absolutely nothing to this story i'm going to need some of your blood what makes you think we'd give you any of our blood mr devlin roxy's so [Laughter] and everyone's gonna be there i know isn't it exciting you know what like three-quarters way through this i haven't got a [ __ ] clue what the hell we're halfway we're back on halfway this is like the second act of the film and i don't know what the [ __ ] happening i don't know what the plot is what is his goal hallie is under his spell too what's happening he's taking control of your life that's what's happening [ __ ] well he's back he's been in half this film how much is he getting paid the entire film budget must have just gone to john cena i want to know what the budget of this film is i know the first one was four million it says on imdb hang on turn his neck sideways like this he's just killing fred he's just beating up his son oh my god i've just had a apparently according to this website for the first fred movie john cena has only paid 25 dollars what that must mean he actually just had some interest he just he just has a love for fred maybe he is actually just his dad this is how he gets around paying child support it's a very big deal she's very talented join the world fred i thought this guy's just grooming everyone yeah i was about to say just grooming kids into playing for piano lessons why does everyone in this [ __ ] film he screamed i think he screamed i think oh he did he did he did what are you oh my god it's dirt from the first film he's like anti-fred oh really yeah oh it's the same actor yeah there we go [ __ ] sake here we go [Applause] what do you have there you'll find out soon enough pumped up kicks place where's your where he actually is a vampire or is this all a dream now [Music] it's all true yeah it's god oh sorry oh he was tripping out yeah no he wasn't yeah please help me he's trying to protect them from the vampire it's definitely going to be a case of like the final scene will be a reveal if he actually is a vampire oh yeah yeah for sure he's quite a nice house you know yeah no he does for who someone who's apparently from a low-income family his house is very nice i have a special meal plan that i'm very excited for you to try it's a food i'm sure you've never eaten before these nuts that's wait he screamed we missed it oh [ __ ] yeah yeah cheers this is definitely a cutaway no one has a [ __ ] meat freezer in their house i hate this film i really do the first one it was bad but it was like this is just [ __ ] cuz you have no idea what's real and what's not how are they seeing that he's got his camera on front you ever missed your dad when you were growing up a lot this is getting deep yeah what's going on i don't know i feel like i've missed something yeah i feel like we've missed like 20 minutes of the film somewhere yeah is that what you mean when you say join the world with music when i play music i stop being an outsider this whole film is just one long advert for spotify fickle horn you made it yeah ma'am he's not sure where gone or bro oh so what it was none of that was a dream this was all legit what is going on i don't know i'm on my fifth or sixth drink you know what the [ __ ] you basically next your drink every time he screams i've drunk like more than half the ball what a vodka yeah it was 700 milliliters you're welcome i'm glad you you've enjoyed it thanks for uh letting us know about that weirdo so now everyone think so it went from just fred thinking he's a vampire to everyone thinking he's a vampire oh we've got some music rights here no because it's a it's public domain in it because it's from the 1700s [Music] it's like a really big croissant a big croissant that's a really big one but seriously why is she [ __ ] here also he's moving who the [ __ ] cares like 14 year old picture of [ __ ] vampire who gives a [ __ ] i'm going to convince everyone that i'm a vampire so they're mad at me he's gonna go on a huge killing spring it's literally like five people that think he's a vampire he's moving at home hey it's me stop popping fred let me in everybody's weird there's just some people who like to act like they're normal that's the that's the takeaway from this film that's the moral mom i only babysit for my family oh my god you are such a i love that they're really trying to pretend that this guy is not [ __ ] 28. he's older than her we're not leaving here until you let her go man we're going to stare at him you say [ __ ] hey wait what did it what's that what's that i've got a better idea did he say [ __ ] i don't know sarah swear word i think he said [ __ ] i think he said [ __ ] you have my sister tally in there i know it vampire your sister's not in here and there's no such thing as vampires it's dramatic opening he could have just come out and said hey guys i lied about the whole thing yeah but that would be too easy they needed to get this film to an hour 20. tonight talia is mine where do they get the smoke machine from that they just hot boxed it just [ __ ] loads of weed burning take this tank and just drive it into fred's heart she's just a plot so she can kill him yeah jesus why can't we get a grown-up to do [Music] [Applause] he's actually dead but they think it's a prank it went too far in he's back he did this just purely for the honor of being in the fred movies did i get some steak sauce for that tonight that's kind of funny too it's not [ __ ] ah hello ski friend he's totally looking to [ __ ] himself are they actually gonna do the thing of where they reveal he's a vampire i think that's where this is going it feels like it is he's just a dick he's just just a dick yeah he's just a prick that guy's actually not done anything wrong this whole film fred deserves to get bullies i'm going out with jake for a little goodbye snack are you sad he's leaving a little but it never would work well he's still going yeah easily i don't know i think he's going on to bigger and better things so fred did all that for nothing hello helloski yourself you too be careful don't stay out of shack it's getting a little chill skinny maybe a little snow ski there's no reflection he is a vampire phrase you called it whoa there we go there we go scream cheers that was one of the western's over what he was that is definitely up there for me that was terrible was that worse than the others it's it's definitely i don't watch this third one yet but it's definitely worse than the first one like by quite a way so what's your verdict on um thread two night of the living fred i am really drunk after watching this film uh i don't know i think that mainly means this film is bad but at the same time no it's just [ __ ] i don't know why yes it's so it's just [ __ ] it wasn't even funny like i watched shane dawson's one like ages ago that was at least like funny because it was so bad but like that was like it's just [ __ ] and why was john cena there so much what i don't understand today is my favorite day it's the best in every way so alex are you excited to watch fred free camp fred i can't wait to watch this film i've only seen it about 50 times we've got a tesco's finest i could only do i could only get you the best alex it's about seven whole great british pounds that okay drink it scarcely and as usual i've got my gin and dash water also alex i haven't told you this but the game is we take a sip every time he screams that's his whole carrot yeah yeah it is today is my favorite day there's a cork in this exciting quality alex how am i gonna deal with that we gotta pull it out do you want me to help you look oh piss hang on hang on i think i've got a tool somewhere help me everywhere one second i feel like this is gonna explode it's wine alec oh hang on i'm getting the hang of it look i've never done this before but i'm gonna stab myself on her you're gonna yeah punch me in the face or something um there we go manly man there you go alex big old glass alex it's gonna be a long day it's only an hour and 20 minutes it's gonna be a long [ __ ] hour the last day of school you're 25 lucas you left school a long time yeah lucas mate come on but kevin has a mortgage and three kids yeah he doesn't i don't know why they cast him he's done this to pay for his house extension like he he's really desperate his conservatory get a conservatory so he's done the free fred film he's in all of these i swear he is it's he's part of uh he's not just stan lee of the fcu he's stan lee so i signed you up for camp i want a pee pee you get it alex because he was supposed to be going camp superior but he's he's been put into camp i want a pee pee and it's saying i want a pee pee does that count as him screaming yeah to be fair in this one i don't think he can scream very easily he's dragging this because he's 28 years old because he's 45 in this so so yeah let's take a sip he just can't do it anymore cheers if you got on that bus you just gotta accept the terrible things gonna happen to you really i think that's the point of the that's the visual comedy there alex oh yeah who is that he's the camp pedophile i'm looking for a ted twinkle corner that's funny that's not his name you know the whole thing is supposed to be like fred's mom is like really poor they live in a nice house for like a family that's supposed to be really poor look at their house that's a mansion yeah they are they've got a pretty decked out house they're a wealthy family this is hurting how far in a way can we get screaming i'm just gonna apologize in advance for what i'm about to do here we go that's another one that's another one this has been going on a bit this has been going i mean it made us laugh let's just say it's called bug juice for a reason because it's right out of bugs i want to punch that child alex that's horrible he's like the only person who's actually kidding this hello oh no is that pewdiepie is that pierre they just had to stop mr spunkmeyer sorry they spunk by her sorry this is a kid's film what sorry this yeah makes you even more humiliated but it's just like not even subtle adult jokes it's just his name's mr spunkmeyer and he said 69. one of the teachers is called mr [ __ ] and the other one's called this is cub joke i've got something funny screaming screaming alex we've got to take strength [Music] jesus christ is that shreks it's shrek it's shrek you're going to come and kick stress my way out of here can't you just use the door probably i dreamt you sent me to the worst summer camp ever and also i had this weird sped up chipmunk voice that got really annoying after a while he's self-aware alex self-awareness it's lucas he's breaking free of the conditioning he left the neck he left the nickelodeon contract and now he's back there he goes nice job [Applause] drink drink yeah sure drink for john that's gross why is john cena in this why is he in all three of these the man sure the man has no shortage of money he's like multi-time wwe champion why is he doing this you can't see me yes john drake for john drank for john that has to be the stupidest name i've ever heard in my entire it's the crocodiles no friend behind you it's the crocodile special effects on this film are really really exciting they've gone away and everything on the budget [ __ ] i'm bearing those there's no such thing as pheromone salad is this a dream or is this like an actual thing that's happening at the camera there's somebody in there and he's just killed is it mr [ __ ] oh no it's the nonce and every day more and more kids are getting sick from some mysterious illness they predicted the corona virus we did a little scream there i think we should [ __ ] we've probably missed a fair few drinks yeah cheers the pills make you sicker and sicker as they slowly turn your brain into swiss cheese i think this film is turned by brain into [ __ ] swiss cheese maybe that's the point maybe this film is was made to dumb down the population to make people become more obedient because after no he's eating him no he's making out with the kids mr [ __ ] isn't making out with a child mr cubs making out of the kids mr come rat isn't making out with a child let's show fred what camp i want a pee pee is all about are they gonna piss on him i've built this over a period of three years i did all the wiring and electrical stuff and with that kind of thing you get it he's got glasses he's the nerds i might order some cheesy chips it's selling cheese fries this is the they've dumped you down this is the consumerism that fred free promotes this is what they want from you hey guys the new shipment's here just loads of coke and like assault rifles that's what's in the wooden box it couldn't be because there's no possible way that it's gonna be kevin isn't it it's gonna be kevin kevin chase recurring character everyone the actor who played kevin went home to his wife and child after this my trachea will be open again soon i hope you're going down mr cum's gonna die mr [ __ ] dies at the end of february mate that's such a great way to end the trilogy oh no there it is fred just [ __ ] killed a guy he killed him [Applause] why does this grown man care so much about his camp winning he's literally 50 why does he care we're not the worst the e boys are you [ __ ] kidding me he's gonna do a big burp alex all right mr come just [ __ ] kills over at the end make this worth watching oh my god it's the game is this gamer strength mate yeah he had five shots of g fuel yeah [Applause] [Music] oh oh it's going to be a wall bang alex he did it alex that leaves one final event the talent show the winning camp will be awarded 30 points alex that's just enough for a camp i want a pp to win that's convenient in it [ __ ] out yo yo i love to rap rapidly rap or rap arrest [ __ ] i take the bus i freddie don't got defeated our celebrity guest judge mr simon cowell what did you get it's not simon cowell it's just a man called simon cowell but he's not the like you know the real they spend all their money on john cena is that why no i don't i don't think simon cowell would have shown up to this do you really think simon cowell would have shown up to fred free if the paycheck an evil plan to sabotage fred's performance what's he going to do george one flick is gonna come into the into the system the system's just gonna come out at him well our lake is safety here is unattainable we've got mr [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is going on here [Music] i really hate this alex see ya really i really do this is your [ __ ] idea [Music] i especially hate the child on the keyboard i'm being worst sorry this is right for me and you take a paracetamol do you think anyone has sat through this entire film before i don't think so i think probably i don't think so because if i was watching this for recreation i'd have given up one hour and 10 minutes ago yeah about about 15 minutes then i would have stopped [Music] he says i want to pee alex and never get sold never get sold [Music] shot [Applause] [Music] [Applause] well done they [ __ ] won nice to get the credits please fred never wins this is the that is the best action performance of the film it's an emotional moment you just sucked kevin off that's good that's that's a good plan alex and you can say it's quite clearly like 35. mr [ __ ] really stole the show why have they got such a massive trophy for a competition between two camps i thought this film was gonna be about the scary monster but i've just realized that that doesn't feature at all after about the 25 nothing has happened in this film alex nothing has happened what a summer it's been there has been no character arc there's been nothing there's been literally nothing in this film this film is a big nothing but we did come away from this film with a good message didn't we alex that being a loser is okay [Music] that is unacceptable i want you to meet my new gentleman caller randa hello was she talking like that i don't know i don't know i was gonna ask because then i don't have to pay for pizza ever again that's she's shagging the pizza man for pizza yeah she sleeps with him for [ __ ] double meat face this film is so [ __ ] yeah to be fair it is weird that the whole film just implies that she's like a prostitute to be fair there wasn't that much screaming in this i wish there was so i could have drank more and this might have been a bit easier but play the credits [ __ ] player credits i'm gonna write that i'm gonna [ __ ] memorize every single person they're going on your hit list so what did you think of that alex well thank you for watching this video um i'm gonna sleep for a very long time please like and subscribe so i didn't waste three hours of my life cheers goodbye

Channel: Memeulous

Views: 1,348,705

Rating: 4.9705205 out of 5

Keywords: fred, fred figglehorn, fred movies, the fred movies, the fred movie, fred 2, fred 3, night of the living fred, camp fred, we watched, reacting, reaction, movie reaction

Id: HPxhjXw6Zpg

Length: 45min 18sec (2718 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 12 2021