The Crazy BROKEN Car Store

[Music] so this isn't so much a crazy car store today more like a broken car store today i got all these lovely cars in the junkyard and i fixed them up just enough so they'll go about five minutes off a lot before they break down i can't wait to sell these beat up cars and make some money wow broken cars oops i mean crazy car store come on by buy some broken cars come on bye wow i see some new cars i would love to have a car oh i think i see my poor innocent customer coming right now i can't wait to sell her a broken car crazy car store hello there little girl are you in the market for a brand new car today i thought you would be well i have a giant selection can i show you a few all right right here we have a sporty red corvette car back here is one of our newest models a black shiny bmw ooh la la and over here we have a sky blue sporty mustang car a black denali truck with an awesome bed to store things in yeah i know it does over here we have a hot pink escalade car with the best down system in the country in the back if you like escalades but prefer the color black we have a black cadillac escalade with tan leather interior aren't they all just gorgeous yeah they sure are you betcha and out of all these lovely cars and which one would you like to purchase for me today next one oh the black denali truck well let me tell you you are making a wonderful choice now this car is on sale today for a measly five hundred dollars that's how you slide the bargain to me perfect let me just take you over to my payment center and i'll collect your money and you can be on your way let's go here's five hundred dollars well perfect five hundred dollars is definitely the cost for that beautiful black denali truck and i'm sure it's gonna drive just beautifully for you so you can hop on in and drive on by a little does she know it is gonna break down in probably about five minutes but i've got my money thanks for that [Music] hey what happened it just stopped going it still has gas in it well i better don't return this car right away [Music] oh this is a bummer it feels me miss oh well hello there welcome to the crazy car store how can i help you today well um it's turtle you saw me keep going stop working oh well i didn't sell you this car yeah you did um no let's see this is a black gmc denali truck no i'm at the crazy car store and we have never had a black gmc denali truck at my store over here so you must be mistaken no i'm not no i don't recognize you i've never seen you before do you recognize me yeah you do oh well i've never seen you in my entire life and i have an awesome memory and i also have an awesome memory that tells me i've never sold a black gmc denali truck so i am so sorry but you better take this and return it from wherever you got it i got it here do you have a receipt um no oh well without a receipt i'm afraid i can't do anything i can't return it or give you any money but if you like i can show you some of these beautiful cars on my loft and i can sell you one awesome come on up here little girl i have some beautiful cars here yeah i know i already seen them oh no you have it these are brand new you have never been here before so what car would you be interested in purchasing today i have a red corvette a black bmw a blue mustang cadillac black cadillac wow you do like the color black don't you these are tan leather seats aren't they so soft and comfy but yeah they feel so good they are super comfy plus this car has the best stereo system and it is just awesome so would you like to buy this baby yeah well let me tell you this thing is on sale you won't believe this this cadillac escalade is only 800 today should we go over to my payment center yeah perfect here's your 800 800 wow i am just making money today perfect i will take this 800 and you know what that black cadillac escalade with the tan leather interior is all yours enjoy it that is until it breaks down in about five minutes i love selling broken cars i'm just making so much money thanks for awesome time [Music] [Music] [Music] not again this is the second car that broke down on me yep and then it says it's full of gas too i guess i gotta return this car now [Music] oh this is exhausting crazy broken car store come on bye crazy car store come on by and buy some broken cars excuse me miss well yes hello there welcome to the crazy car store broken store how may i help you today well this car boats down when i just bought it oh you just bought this car and it broke down well what a bummer you know what if i were you i would take this back to the car store you bought it at and return it i bought it here oh of course you didn't buy it here wait let's see this is a let's see a black yeah cadillac escalade do you know what hon i don't sell black cadillac escalades here i never have so you surely didn't buy it here so why don't you take it on back to the store you bought it from you can return it i bought it here oh i i don't think so i don't recognize you um do you have a receipt no no receipt oh i'm afraid without a receipt i can't help you you know what i i know i've never sold this car before so i think you're out of luck but you know where you're in look i have five beautiful cars for sale at my crazy car store would you like to come check them out yeah let's go okay if you step right up here mix i have a beautiful red corvette a black bmw a sky blue mustang i just got this black gmc denali truck in hey i think i bought this truck oh no i just got this and it was shocked so yeah you've never seen that before now i also have this pink cadillac escalade right here are you interested in any of these beautiful cars yes what would you like to check out today this one oh that one let me tell you this is a great choice this is a pink cadillac escalade kind of like the black broken one you had it has a pink exterior and check out the pink leather interior isn't it beautiful and guess what hon this car is on sale for only 900 dollars today what do you say do you want it yeah all right come with me 2 all right you can take your pink escalade and have a blast bye bye have a blast until it breaks down in about five minutes that is boy selling broken cars is the best idea ever i wish i thought of this earlier i have made so much money today [Music] it happened again why do these cars keep on breaking i guess i have to go push it back [Music] excuse me miss well hello there and welcome to the crazy car store how can i help you this car shut down when i was driving it well isn't that just a giant bummer i'm so sorry if i were you i would take this back to the place you bought it and probably return it i found it here what no this is the crazy car store we have never sold pink cadillac escalante i found it at the crazy tar store no not at the crazy car store you would recognize me and you don't recognize me to you yes i do no i've never seen you before in my entire life and i remember every face i've seen you're so silly well i'm so sorry you're out of luck but you definitely did not buy it at the crazy car store i did well do you have a receipt for this beautiful car no oh well with no receipt i'm afraid i can't help you i give receipts to all of my customers so that way if they have any problem they can bring it right back here and i would be happy to help them so if you don't mind buying a new car i can show you some beautiful cars that i have on my lot yeah all right come on up now to check these out i have this beautiful red corvette car an awesome black bmw a blue mustang a black denali and we just got this one and this is a black cadillac escalade this looks awfully familiar nice oh no this was never your car come back this way let me show you some of the cars over here we'll just ignore these two for now these three right here are beautiful and i think oh this one was just perfectly this one well this red corvette let me tell you it is on a special sale today you want to hear how much this baby is it is only get this 1 you want to buy this don't you i knew you would look come over to my office and take care of the sale there's one thousand dollars for a red car wow one thousand dollars i am just making money you know what that red car is all yours go have fun with it but until it breaks down that is thank you for the cover [Music] really stopped working again i just have to push this one back too crazy broken car store come on buy lots of broken cars for sale come on bye to the crazy broken car store come on by excuse me miss my car broke again oh well hello young lady welcome to the crazy car store how can i help you today my car broke again oh bum were you ahead of a broken car hmm well that's a beautiful car too if i were you i would go return it where you bought it i bought it here oh you did not find it the crazy car store i only sell amazing cars here yes i did no do you have a receipt no no receipt well i always give receipts to my customers so it surely did not come from here i don't remember you i have never sold a red corvette so i'm afraid you are mistaken little one you must have a little forgetful mind that's okay no i don't well i'm afraid you do because i don't forget a thing and this car is definitely not from the crazy car store we only sell the best cars at my store speaking of the best cars you know what i bet i have the best car for you would you like to come see what i have for sale today come right this way now i have so many cars i'm sure you'd be interested in i have a beautiful black bmw i have an aqua blue mustang oh you want to see this one you love this one i would be happy to sell this car to you forget this only 1 200 what do you say let's head to my office and i'll take my money here's our one thousand two hundred dollars one thousand two hundred dollars wow thank you so much you know what feel free to drive off in your beautiful blue car now [Laughter] until it breaks down in again about five minutes wow i have made so much money today thanks for the car [Music] not again i'm not going to that crazy toy store again i'm telling the police hello please i have a trying to report this crazy star storm has sold me a lot a bunch of broken cars okay i'm on my way perfect i'll be here waiting for you it's time to go help a scissors i just don't want to hit that toy until the police gets here hello i heard you need help i am firefighter addie and police abby how can i help well a person shows me all broken cars broken cars then at first let let me help you back that car out of the way and then we'll write a police report let me get my rope and we'll get you towed out there i got it thanks for help i'm ready to go [Applause] all right now come on in my to my office to write a police report man so what happened again well i i bought a lot of cars and they keep on stopping all right we bought a lot of cars and they kept on stopping were they broken it sounds like she's selling broken cars on purpose i think so let's go find this crazy car store and the rest that way yes let's go crazy car store come on is that a police officer coming i better hide i bought this red car i bought this laptop and approach i bought this outer black one that broke i bought this pizza in it bro hmm i wonder who's behind this i better try to get out of here before they find me oh yeah no what i'm under arrest why am i under arrest this is my wonderful crazy car store i sell beautiful cars here would you like a car i can sell you one too no i i told the police that you saw me broke and told me what i did not sell her a single broken car i promise you you want a car don't you i can sell you a beautiful i have a black gmc denali truck here oh really there's no need for that look i have this beautiful this beautiful listing this is the black escalade with tan leather interior would you like this car no no no what about the pink escalade please take my handcuffs off why not just come here i'm gonna talk you through this talk me through what this is my wonderful car store i'll sell you the best car am i going to jail yes what i don't want to go to jail i want to sell my car get me out of jail i'm getting my money back uh-huh thanks but that's not all of it here's every single single dollar thanks bye this is so not cool

Channel: Tic Tac Toy

Views: 29,592,053

Keywords: crazy car store, broken cars, car store, broken car store, kids car dealership, power wheels, ride on cars, kid trax vehicles, addy and maya, lucy, kids videos, broken toys, silly kids video, crazy broken car store, pretend store, pretend car store, addy, maya

Id: pbojV7BRsoA

Length: 19min 19sec (1159 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 04 2017