The Cloud That Drowned Humanity - Rain On Your Parade

holy crap i have a fanboy i will leave you for last good sir because you got on my good side can't show any mercy though i made a promise to a flaming dumpster but what's your problem son you got something against me is it because i got to the earth before you you thought you were gonna be the one to fry this dump [Music] what's up guys welcome to rain on your parade a game where i get to be anything from a happy little cloud at the end of a rainbow to a torrential storm that violently drowns humanity and if you've seen any of my videos before then you already know it's probably going to be more of the latter grandpa grandpa tell me a story oh a story have i told you about the cloud i met once that sounds boring oh trust me clouds are never boring they tried to wipe out all of life a cloud can fly anywhere it wants it could rain on anything um oh when you grow up you'll understand the joy of messing up other people's stuff all right so what's this cloud do let me put my glasses on friggin clouds took my sight in the war once upon a time there was a small cloud with the big dream the complete and total extinction of the human race it was crazy to find a place of old folks tales or clouds can roam free look at how they roam around in the sky like they own the place just crapping on anyone and braining on anything they wants at any time telling you it was like a michael buble concert it's not a dry pair of panties to be seen so it packaged its bags whatever bags a cloud might have and set on a world trotting journey of destruction and pain to find the mystical the fabled the legendary seattle ground zero for the ends leave it to clouds to think the best place to start a planetary assault is a wedding in seattle so it looks like i need to soak bride and grooms as well as soak all humans there will not be a dry human left once i'm done well if i'm going to be conquering these lands and the first thing i plan to do is reenact primonocta and as such i will be the one who makes the bride wet on her wedding day guys it was just a light sun shower look what you did to the venue that wasn't me i'm just floating here proud of the mayhem i can accomplish with a single squirt it looks like i've got a limited amount of liquids so i might want to focus on the people who aren't running around like friggin lunatics and i could also gently spray each of them since i need to get all 24 guests i don't want to accidentally miss and waste some water on the grass is anyone else concerned with the fact that the front lawn of this church is actually paper towel no wonder you idiots never stood a chance against the cloud uprising ah crap i probably should have been paying attention to what the groom looked like you know all these pathetic little humans look the exact same i don't think he would wear red to his wedding no i mean in all reality i need to soak all of them so eventually i'm gonna find my target there we go i think the only one left is the priest running the place he's probably seen this a million times before it's just another wedding now i know what some of you guys are probably thinking they're fine you know they're just a little moist but trust me it begins with dampness it ends with water world oh my god this is absolutely adorable no wonder i want to wipe it out yeah let's go piss on greggy's dogs cloudy cloudy help dumpy what have they done to you i might just be a dumpster but these humans keep setting me on fire that's why i've been saying for years that they deserve no mercy you would never listen can you please put out all the fires and teach them a lesson i mean no promises like i'll i'll try to put out all the fires but it's really hard to teach humans anything especially when they're dead in return i promise to take some cool photos of you in action with the photo mode oh okay i wouldn't have really expected a dumpster to have an eye for photography you're an eye in general i suppose check out the prompt on your screen when it appears yeah i'll be sure to do that dumpy but first i gotta put out all the fires and soak all humans can i let them burn a little bit first that'll teach them this might actually be harder than i expected because it turns out dumpster fire spreads no now is not the time for photo mode dumpy or it is okay then i guess we'll just go ahead and snap a photo for the old autobiography i look like the cloud version of the everything's fine meme i know i joked about leaving them to burn earlier but i do have a limited amount of water and it can't get any worse than this so maybe it'll just burn itself out we will put dumpy out though okay i'm sorry to leave you waiting bud hold on there we go now we're happy i guess i could work my way out from there oh yeah it's actually working there we go put out this truck and put this out and i think we might be good yeah plenty of water left to soak you idiots not a single one of you were useful you couldn't go and get a fire extinguisher or a hose a blanket or just pee on it that's what i do easy enough i think i'm unlocking cloud hats as i accomplish these goals i was kind of hoping for war medals but sure i was so busy putting out the dumpster fire that i never got to see greggy's dogs that's disappointing what have we got over here oh who's that i see a young cloud who am i why i'm papa cloud a cloud as old as time yes i was there when the first memes were invented oh good for you who wasn't you're making me feel old oh those silly badgers i hope you'll listen to my words of wisdom as you progress through the world you might unlock some fancy hats yeah i noticed could i get warm metals like a a purple hearts or a green kidney i don't know colorful organs it doesn't really matter how does a cloud wear a hat you might wonder why simply by entering the cloud house go on give it a try the clouds house uh okay what where the hell are we now look i know we're in the cloud house in captain sauce's homely abode but where is that but i just assumed the clouds lived in the sky not in a cushy mid-century home looks like i can check out the photos i've been taking put on some hats that i've been earning face whatever face means can i change i can change my face oh my god i've already got the perfect idea i gotta be honest with you guys right now spending half an hour drawing this with classical music blasting in the background has been life-changing i just can't wait to see the final result oh it's awful and i love it oh man i was kind of hoping big daddy cloud would still be here to tell me how i look i guess we're just gonna have to go and crap on a cs go match at least it looks like none of my friends are on fire here so that's a good start i need to protect the bomb help it go boom boom wait i was being sarcastic is this actually a level of go well i'll be damned it actually is okay well uh fortunately i've got wall hacks which means i can see you coming and i've got no clips so i can fly over the walls you guys can absolutely suck it i'm gonna have a really hard time taking my cloud seriously from here on out and i wouldn't have it any other way i think this is supposed to be a hard level i had a little warning saying if this is too difficult you could just quit whenever you want i'm no quitter okay if anything i'll start spamming just spray and pray okay hey hey hey not like that maybe i'll just stick around the bomb you know they can't walk through me so if i just chill out here i don't need to beat them to the punch yeah how do you guys possibly hope to make this work there's no way you're going to be able to outpower me i'm a freaking clown are you going to shoot me down this isn't difficult at all if that bomb could go off like any day now that'd be great though was that what i wanted that's what i wanted what a clever level i know i've still got a great big world full of people to drip on but i'm kind of curious if i head out into the ocean can i absorb some of this water no i can only give water i need to get bigger and stronger there has to be a way of upgrading my clouds maybe we head down to the beach somebody will have an idea well it looks like a pretty standard attack or i just need to soak all humans and avoid the sun is the sun mad at me oh uh hi uh big fan of your work you're killing mario and stuff but could you maybe piss off holy crap i have a fanboy i will leave you for last good sir because you got on my good side can't show any mercy though i made a promise to a flaming dumpster but what's your problem son you got something against me is it because i got to the earth before you you thought you were gonna be the one to fry this dump joke's on you i am the fan favorite go ahead and evaporate these nuts that was another successful battle but still no cloud upgrades is it too much for me to be able to throw some thunder and lightning if i head down to a park there seems to be a whole bunch of metal stuff for me to strike cloudy cloudy help those humans took away all the trees you need to help us do i look like some kind of sky gardener to you oh who am i i am froggy of course back in the 90s i was in a very famous video game don't act like you don't know ribbit do i look like i play video games i'm a clown i don't know if you realize what clouds do but it's not play frogger and plant trees hopping across a road avoiding cars like there's no tomorrow just frogging around okay if you want my help then don't hit me with frog puns i was on my way back to my pond when i stumbled upon this desolate park please grow us a beautiful garden i beg you but spare the children's they don't know any better ribbit yeah no promises froggy okay i kind of have a strict kill all humans policy you can't get tried for war crimes if there are no witnesses so i need to grow a beautiful garden do not soak any humans and soak all lamps i thought i was the one who was supposed to be raining on parades well if the whiny frog with a washed up career is to be believed i can apparently replenish my water now which is good i i guess i still don't see how that's gonna help me plant anything i don't exactly have a green thumb nonetheless hands oh okay so it just needs a little bit of water that's easy enough i've got plenty of water until i've run out which would be a bad thing maybe because clouds are only water i don't want to know what happens if i dry up i'd rather not cease to exist so we're gonna knock out power to the lights and avoid the humans why do i get the feeling avoiding you guys is gonna be an absolute penis in my anus you're just wandering around aimlessly we've got a dry fountain over here can i fill you up for a bonus objective yeah okay so let's focus on these lights that way maybe if i splash somebody by accident no one will notice in the dark it's the middle of the day i don't even know why i'm bothering to do this there we go okay so now 75 trees i don't know what 75 trees even looks like i i don't count them when i'm floating over heads i just gotta be careful i suppose it's a lot easier said than done uh close maybe a couple over here and oh yeah there we go all right that was surprisingly difficult if this game ramps up i don't know what's gonna happen i get the feeling this war might end sooner rather than later it looks like after we've ruined some kind of amazon fulfillment facility then we're gonna have a decision on our hands uh proverbial hands you know what i mean action or chill and then it's the end oh i should probably mention this isn't even the full game the game isn't even released yet this is a demo you lose track because it's really polished and there are a whole bunch of levels actually you know what i think i want to end things here because that's probably enough for another episode so you know what i think that's going to be it for this episode of rain on your parade guys if you want to see more then be sure to leave a like in the video leave a comment letting me know i really enjoy the game i wouldn't even mind checking out the full thing once it's released but if this video gets a whole bunch of supports then maybe i'll return to reign on whatever the christ that is let's be honest drowning that thing would be doing it a favor but thanks so much for watching this video i hope you enjoyed and i'll see you next time [Music] you

Channel: CaptainSauce

Views: 410,156

Rating: 4.9660168 out of 5

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Id: 0yx6pCkPF0s

Length: 15min 23sec (923 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 28 2021