The Ship That Pierces Planets - Solar Smash

do you think if i melted a tunnel straight through the center of the earth i'd be able to fly a ship through it i don't know what happens to gravity in the middle of a planet probably nothing good you gotta find out one way or another uh let's go ahead and test our weapon system real quick yeah okay florida has been improved now we need to be on course oh earth i'm really hoping that my holes are more puckered than yours right now oh it's getting weird [Music] what's up guys welcome back to solar smash now many of you guys may remember the last episode i rammed pluto into uranus with consent of course as well as destroyed flat earth and round earth and elon musk's earth really every stupid earth that you can think of but the one thing i didn't do was check out this button which i didn't think was that big of a deal but apparently it has the ability to completely change this game a lot of you guys were telling me in the comments that if i can summon the super secret special 66 space squadron then i should be able to take control of one of the ships using this magic little button maybe i do a little something like that oh uh okay i didn't really think ahead about how i'm gonna figure out how to fly a spaceship using mobile phone controls on a pc but we could always find the nuke button uh sorry about that america i think it was just the southern states so maybe no one will notice okay to be fair it's not the shooting that interests me it's the flying that's probably gonna need a little bit of practice well the good news is in terms of the entire planet that little misclick didn't really do all that much damage like the bad news is one poor american is gonna have a real rough day trying to replot the entire left half of the country's iq bell curve you guys do see what i mean though right like this absolutely does change the game because we've used all the weapons before we've destroyed the planet every way imaginable but i've always been locked into the exact same perspective whereas now i can experience the destruction on ground level it's like i'm wondering like what stuff can i shoot out of the air what stuff can i interact with what stuff can i fly directly into other than the surface of the planets just imagine a scenario like this maybe the moon is putting on a little bit too much weight and it decides to take out its revenge on curbs otherwise known as italy one young space pilot decides no i want pizza in the morning pizza and evening pizza at suppertime i will stop the moon holy crap the moon is bigger than i thought but we can actually shoot it i think i can't really see i also can't steer and shoot at the same time which could be a problem you think they would come up with oh crap that is one mamma mia meatball of a mistake oh no i thought for sure we'd be able to piccolo the moon before it reached the surface so what the hell am i supposed to do with the smoldering crater that used to be europe oh i i probably shouldn't have actually flown in here this thing doesn't turn around all that well uh what happened to earth what is this oh wait i'm willing to bet that's not good i'm inside the planet right now that would be what's left of italy and then the rest of the planet is surrounding me right now i can't shoot my way out can i i may have i was just shooting right there but i was like inside of it so is the earth hollow this is way too much new information for me to process all at once the only thing i wanted people to take away from this was the bagel bites are cancelled but apparently earth is like one giant space balloon and if you hit it just right it won't pop like it often does instead you'll fly into it for some strange reason makes me wonder what would happen if something like a black hole happened to open over china except we're gonna pause this real quick and get our ship ready slow things down and head straight for the event horizon i suppose i can't imagine my ship is really going to appreciate this if we keep this up there isn't going to be any delicious food left so what kind of world would we live in what if i shoot at the black hole oh that's weird it's literally warping around the hole and hitting the earth down there right oh no it's closing oh i'm not fast enough and i've once again left myself with the planet that's really worse for wear i don't suppose i could just fly into it now this gonna be bad am i gonna be able to enter fingers crossed nope i respawned wait what so this time i didn't manage to get in i just popped no do-overs the second time though something with space and time is going real wrong here and i kind of like it i think i figured out a trick for us to reach the black hole in time so i can take control of the ship let it fly in a little bit but then release control and pause time which means i can then open up the black hole slow down time and take control again okay now oh the ship doesn't like that uh oh that's extra weird and shooting oh it does not like getting shot at it what is happening so is this the inside of a black hole oh the sounds are awful oh here we go we're getting somewhere we come out on the other side is this where all the spaghettification happens am i alive oh i don't think i'm alive um what was that huh i'm not even gonna try to explain that you think if i melted a tunnel straight through the center of the earth i'd be able to fly a ship through it i don't know what happens to gravity in the middle of a planet probably nothing good you gotta find out one way or another uh let's go ahead and test our weapon system real quick yeah okay florida has been improved now we need to be on course oh earth i'm really hoping that my holes are more puckered than yours right now it's getting weird yeah that's hot but i think we're good oh we were so close what what happened we were on the other side i could see open space i swear to christ if this was florida getting its revenge from beyond the grave i am gonna make this flight it's gonna happen maybe i just accidentally clipped something but i could have swore that i didn't you would think i would clip something a lot sooner than the very end come on now you got this okay i know it's a little wonky and a little warm oh and maybe a little tight but yeah suck at earth i think flying out earth's butthole just gave me an epiphany you know you wouldn't expect this but the perspective forces your attention on earth when in all reality it doesn't have to be there i could probably take this ship and go do other things other places like maybe take a couple of pot shots at the sun i don't know if this is necessarily a good idea but i'm all about bad ideas maybe we can miss miss the sun oh gravity could you not screw with me right now you're making me look foolish it's kind of a big target to whiff on it's another one of those times where i wish aiming and shooting weren't mutually exclusive am i getting anywhere close and anything at all starting to get the feeling that as a canadian i would have better luck spitting out my window when hitting africa speaking of hitting africa i think i ramped up the damage that my shot does this is now a five we were on a one when we nuked the south so hopefully this is actually enough to kind of tunnel into the planet not nearly enough not like that we've already seen that some countries have the ability to defend themselves from aliens but maybe i could help them out a little bit oh i gotta hurry up though this is going to be a tricky shot uh line it up and shoot is that a good thing i think that's a bunch of little ufo bits in the atmosphere yeah i can't believe we managed to kill that thing before it got its shot off alright well celebratory shots for me i'm the only one who gets to completely screw the planets is there a general consensus on how our space squadron are supposed to handle a shield i'm not 100 sure maybe these guys can show me real quick okay we're gonna shoot at it and oh uh i don't know if i can pull that maneuver but i'll try all right so it's a little something like this we shoot and then uh the the trick stick which is the trick stick okay i swear to christ if they try to take away my space license after receiving no training on how to deal with cthulhu outbreaks yeah you know what let's see what happens if i try to stand between cthulhu and his mexican food again it's like i said i really don't want to know what kind of diarrhea an eldritch god gets but i'm also not sure what i want to do here come to think of it should i try to shoot him because we know we can die or should i try to fly in his hole that would be before the mexican food not after very important uh i'm going to try flying through it in which case we don't really need slow motion so let's just go ahead buckle up close our eyes and hope that we oh that was unexpected i didn't think i was gonna wake up this morning and realize the cthulu's butthole and my butthole have something in common they're only one way exit but no entry i kinda wanna try that again but shooting at him let's uh slow things down we'll summon him and then uh i might actually want a little bit more firepower let's crank this up real quick probably should have prepared before we summoned him but screw it now do i aim for the hole or the tentacles maybe both maybe nothing in all reality i can't aim worth a crap let's just shoot at a little bit of everything uh are we hitting anything i think we might be hitting the earth kind of hard to tell hulu do you feel that it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway back here come on big guy call me some slack there's a tentacle there's a lot of tentacles okay i'm starting to think that this is doing absolutely nothing oh okay well we're in oh and come on come on defend the earth defend the earth shoot the tentacles we missed how do i miss a giant space squid is is that it is he gone i'm just gonna go ahead and fly myself into the earth and then see an even bigger hole yeah pretty much what if our attack takes a bit of a side on approach then he could completely ignore us all right cthulhu i may bury my head in shame this time but you're gonna force me to use my secret weapon yeah that's right i've been holding on to a little something something i should be able to use the super laser while flying okay so if we can turn and shoot and i think that's the earth turn and shoot that that'd be a tentacle right there we could see it shoot just shoot the tentacle come on he's gotta feel that by not hitting anything i don't think there's any earth back there this stupid no no no no come on this has to work i put all my faith into this i want to see all the broken little squiddy bits please shoot the laser no he's gonna leave with mexico again so close oh i hate that guy he can go ahead and hit the road what am i hitting right now am i shooting his hole was that a piece of tentacle i don't know if i just killed him or drove into the planet sometimes i get a little upside down but that may have worked i mean it didn't really work for earth but it may have worked for me i don't know maybe i'm over complicating things a little bit how about we release a space worm and then i'll try to follow him i don't necessarily have to shoot him in his fat ass even though he easily could i'm more so interested in if i can follow behind him yeah a little something like this okay and now we're going try hard mode when it comes to the flight simulations okay down i'm right behind you chief i'll be ready to blow up the death star in no time oh i actually did it oh no he's going back in no no i got cocky oh no we're fine we're absolutely fine other than the fact that i'm in a giant space for him but i think we're good to go i really can't kill you doesn't look like it only the shield can kill it interesting but i just flew around the inside of the planet no problem i'm getting really good at this i think it's safe to say there's no way for me to stop that yeah no amount of laser beams or shots are gonna be able to prevent that fisting but maybe i can experience it firsthand i don't know why i would want to i swear i'm becoming a masochist if i play my cards just right okay yeah i think that went right through me so i'm strong enough to avoid a giant space ghost fist in my ship but i can't really stop myself from say having a wing clip the surface and exploding it's perfectly reasonable i'm sorry about this earth how about we try a little moving target practice because we know that these satellites can get shot down or at least that they can fly into the surface of the planet but i might be able to shoot them down let's try a little something like this oh yeah that's actually surprisingly effective we don't need to aim all that much they're a little bit slower than i would have expected okay you're welcome earth i did my best and turned you into pac-man is it safe to assume that flying through the thunderstorm is just stupid i don't need to get hit by that for me to crap myself in terror so this is earth real scenic i know a little bit warm also a little bit cold i didn't even hit anything there i swear sometimes my ship is just like out of gas oh no i've been so busy screwing around with these controls using the ship that i hadn't even realized they applied to all weapons and now i can just hold down on the button and spam anything like these bombs that are filling up with the remainder of earth i wonder what would happen if my ship flew into that yeah you know what i wanted to end the episode on a big bang and this is at the very least gonna end the episode because the game crashes we might get a bang we might just get a blue screen it's only one way of finding out i'm gonna wait till i'm real close i want to see the white of their eyes before i fire it just immediately went white um i oh okay is the ship gone yeah i think the ship's gone as well as uh well most of the planet and space time and my frame rate okay yeah i think that was effective all right you know what i think that's gonna be it for this episode of solar smash guys i don't think i'm going to be able to return until there's another update because i've really explored everything i think but when there is more to this game i definitely want to play more because i think it's just one of the funniest games out there and i also want to check out something like universe sandbox sim you guys were leaving a bunch of likes and a bunch of support on the last video for something like that so again if you want to see more space stuff leave a like in the video leave a comment letting me know and maybe i'll return to blow up whatever's left of earth but thanks so much for watching this video i hope you enjoyed and i'll see you next time you

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Length: 19min 42sec (1182 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 24 2021