CaptainSauce Is The Strongest Unit In TABS - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

well first things first if that's not squad goals then i don't know what is we've already found that every one of these units are very powerful in their own way each of the sauces are unique but if we bring them together can they beat the strongest unit in the game will they be able to vanquish the dark peasant i can't wait to find out well that was a whole lot less climactic than i would have imagined what's up guys welcome back to totally accurate battle simulator where for today's episode we've gotten all new first like many of you guys know i've been playing this game for a very long time but i've never actually been in the game until now thanks to you guys so many of you have been making captain sauce units that i really couldn't resist checking some of them out and seeing just how broken and hilarious they are we'll start things off with my creation okay this is my captain sauce and i feel pretty good about it you know like the costume looks all bright there are a couple little clipping issues and i didn't manage to get a logo but still it worked really well the head is gonna be an issue for everyone because there is no default sphere or tomato that you can work with so i think that's a combination of a motorcycle helmet and a mask and a pacman face and a pumpkin maybe a couple other things like half a dozen helmets just mushed together to try to make a tomato it's not flawless but it'll make a good standard to beat now of course the big test is gonna be whether or not he can beat equal value in hobbits because as we all know any captain sauce who can't reign pain on a hobbit isn't worth his sauce i get the feeling mine should be just fine he's very fast and i'm pretty sure you should start things off by cupping a fart and throwing it at them i mean isn't exactly an ability that i'm proud of but he's also got his sister fister technique which it's a bit of a nuclear punch i mean the hobbits would be worried about that the fact that they're gonna be glowing for the rest of their lives but that's really only about nine seconds i want to see some of them fly i specifically made him two hurt hobbits let's be perfectly honest so i'm hoping that he can send a couple off the map that sister fister punch really likes to send stuff into the stratosphere that was perfect it was like team rocket having lost a pikachu oh my god i love it yes oh man it couldn't have started any better than that how about we have my creation face off against all the fan favorites you know we've already put a hobbit into orbit but i'm willing to bet that snuffy has a bone to pick with us i've definitely put him through some pain over the years come on snuffy bring that thickness in here i don't think you've got what it takes to completely ignore my fart oh oh okay um does a trunk make you invulnerable to smell i don't like the fact that he's stepping on me trying to turn me from chunky into smooth sauce stop with the tornadoes you gotta hit him with that sister fister buds come on punch him brighten his giant fuzzy taint please i just want to see one punch we could definitely send him over the edge with a good one i swear i'm just rubbing my stem up against his balls please you gotta do something sauce you gotta make something happen oh no all right i had that coming this isn't the heavyweight matchup of the century then i don't know what it is we've got captain sauce against santa claus and i don't really know who to root for like i love santa he's still my favorite creation but he's dramatically out valued and i don't know how he fares against wind pretty well he kind of just swan dived through it what about a punch in the balls okay he dodged it crafty old man come on sauce i can't believe he just slice and dice him to me way to go santa this one really stood out for me because of the head choice i'm not really sure what happened to elongate my head and squeeze it in but i really like it it's super weird also all of these units are obviously gonna be called captain sauce so i'm gonna give them their own names this is gonna be long sauce long sauce is an expensive boy so he's gonna have to face off against quite a few hobbits to see whether or not he is worth his sauce how did they get him to fly i couldn't make mine fly i could only make him hover he's flying through the ground he's underground as we speak he's just popping up hold on a second can we slow this down i'm like 95 sure that he's using dick right now like he's some kind of pokemon where are you going i i can appreciate the drive-by sister fister move that you're using but he was a hundred percent going underground there these hobbits do not stand a chance oh man it's like an old karate movie they just get kicked into outer space it's fantastic maybe he wasn't going underground maybe it was just an illusion he's so fast that i have a hard time telling all right well you can speed it back up and just try not to play with your food i can see why he was so expensive well he may appear extremely fast and powerful against a group of the weakest units in the game but maybe we should try something a little bigger a little beefier a little stronger a little bit more inclined to get punched in the hole that's what he did right he stutter stepped him in the chest and then went through his legs and punched up the cheeks how do they think like me i completely forgot the biggest fan favorite of all in the first round the wobbly horse of course so i know this isn't gonna be a fair fight but i really don't think that long sauce is supposed to be worth 5400 like i get the feeling that they didn't use the auto generate button to let the game determine what's a fair value they just put in whatever they wanted so i'm just gonna send in as many horses as i can fit and even then i think they're gonna get ruined some of them are gonna wake up in a different area code let's be honest they're not waking up at all oh oh for a second there i thought they actually had him pinned down but of course he still has the sister fister move up his sleeve these poor horses i mean there's only so many times you can watch a horse get its salad tossed right we're gonna move on to a new sauce i think this might actually be the best one yet but it's still got some issues with the underwear clipping into the pants but at least it's got a logo on the chest even if it's the landfall logo it's still something the head is definitely a little simplified i like the use of banana for the stem i'm gonna deem you handsome sauce the weird thing about handsome sauce is that he's only worth 21. he's worth a half a hobbit it's technically like i said the test is to beat equal value in hobbits and i'm not gonna make it two sauces versus one hobbit because that just seems ridiculous so it's a 1v1 how exact oh really yeah you see what i mean this is people just putting in whatever value they want i want to try to actually kill one of these super sauces and considering this one was clearly made to not be fair i feel like i don't need to be fair either i'm going to use a whole bunch of sharpshooters because i don't think they can miss hopefully there's only one way of finding out the sister fister technique is definitely gonna get used on these ladies but hopefully they're actually doing some damage is he feeling the pain i cannot tell i i feel like krillin watching super saiyans fight it's all just a blur i'm not following anything damn it i should have checked his health but i get the feeling it just doesn't matter i've already reached the point where i'm ready to do anything to take down one of these overpowered captain sauces so i'm gonna keep the dead eyes i think they did an all right job but i need something big and beefy to run in there and hopefully stop them from flying around too much the minotaur is as beefy as it gets quite literally they just need to buy a little bit of time for the ballista i'm willing to bet that the god killer could take down sauce if not i could always throw in a couple of gods of my own rights yeah any means necessary it's 187 000 versus 21. it just goes to show that if he wins the unicreator values don't mean bumpkiss come on guys you got this please please tell me you've got this where is he okay this isn't going too badly he can deflect projectiles no no no no where did he go i don't think this is going well it's kind of uh they're running into the river this is definitely not going well is he hiding in a building i think he just packed his stuff up and went home how is that even possible i mean it was hard enough for them to shoot at him like he's a fart in the wind but now he's just not coming out she's gonna live the hermit life he really is like me i don't understand how the hell he got in here but he's still very upset and telling them to get off his lawn so he could win this are you kidding me are you seriously gonna win from inside i'm trying to actually control him myself and get him out but nothing seems to really work this is very finicky what are you looking at well we're gonna switch from first person this this doesn't help i may have accidentally ruined handsome sauce are there even any of them alive is that alive should we just i don't know i'm just going to call this a draw screw it well this one is definitely a very different interpretation like i i don't know what to ask first why can't he stand up why does he have shredder arms or bazooka hands or a box on his head i think i'm gonna call you inbred sauce i think inbred sauce finally had enough breakdancing and decided to take an afternoon nap which is good because i needed a second to figure out how i'm gonna fit the whole shire in here i can't use two or three hundred hobbits the game is just gonna crash so similar to dalmatians you get 101. take it or leave it [Music] what just oh he lost what happened though i'm pretty sure the bazookas on his hands took him out i started up another round with the hopes of seeing things in slow motion but i think he just died again or he's still dead from the last time he's not moving for some reason like maybe he's not break dancing he just had a stroke this video is actually giving me an eye twitch like the irony of inbred sauce being constantly stillborn is just palpable but i don't suppose we could actually get you to do something there we go nice slow motion action now what are oh okay so he actually throws a lot of rpgs and i'm guessing sooner rather than later he's gonna accidentally throw one into the dirt and end up taking himself out because blue team won once again well he makes a glorious show of things but it's kind of strange as stupid and broken as he is i think he's actually got a whole lot of potential we just need to unlock it we need to make him rise to a challenge so i'm going to put them against a bunch of reapers see how the rpgs do there if you could stand up things would go a whole lot smoother i'm just saying sliding around while throwing rpgs probably not the safest holy crap he just erased like a huge pack of those reapers before blowing himself up again i think man it feels bad i just want to see him win this is another one of those real unique interpretations that i just couldn't help but check out i've got a giant bottle that i assume i hit people with i assume the idea is that it's a bottle of sauce but it just kind of looks like i'm drunk and decided to paint myself at some kind of toga party so i'm gonna call this one toga party sauce well instead of being worth 21 toga party sauce is worth a little shy of a hundred million again you get the 101 hobbit test and i would assume you're just gonna zoom around and turn them inside out and like i just want creative units you know i want something different i want something that i can laugh at this is just the same thing over and over again except the hobbits are surviving how are they not dying to these hits some of them are for sure but oh don't tell me you're stuck in the ground again no you're too fast for your own goods the hobbits can't get you in there where did he go you idiot you can't just take your bottle of booze and go home what is with captain sauce and just quitting in the middle of at first glance i thought this one was gonna be bonus point worthy because again people find creative ways to give me a chest logo it's actually a necklace but still you know it's something but i'm gonna have to reduce those bonus points and actually give negative points because i'm in a diaper really and where's the cape i'm going to call this baby sauce he's only worth 1800 so i swear to god if he starts zipping around and one punch and stuff i'm just gonna end the video i'm just gonna call it quits right there oh okay he's gotta jump so he can't fly but he can leap over buildings in a single bound i like it he's also getting gang-banged okay maybe pull out one trick i'd like to see just one trick i i really don't think that you should be crowd surfing right now come on you gotta have the sister fister up your sleeve you know most sauces do he's punching and kicking though he's taking them down one at a time but it feels like they're actually holding him so he can't use any attacks come on you got this there we go good dropkick wait so does he not have the super punch does he just kick cause that's hilarious he broke so many spines you know what there was a time when i ran a tournament and found the dollar for dollar the farmer was actually the strongest unit in this game like obviously one farmer against captain sauce will get crucified but when you have even money 23 versus one they might be able to pull it off i'd be interested in seeing it they're definitely going to want to tie him up with the forks otherwise he might actually have the sister fister move you had that this entire time why didn't you use it against the hobbits he's just playing with his food just being greedy i had to go and kick him in the teeth i mean they're so short it's so easy i wonder if baby sauce could take down santa like when it's my sauce against santa then i don't really know who to root for but in this case i'm clearly rooting for santa come on old man you got this don't give him any time to kick we're definitely not to punch just gotta keep giving him the claws look out old man oh yep those balls got jingled damn ah santa even i felt that well first things first if that's not squad goals then i don't know what is we've already found that every one of these units are very powerful in their own way each of the sauces are unique but if we bring them together can they beat the strongest unit in the game will they be able to vanquish the dark peasant i can't wait to bind out well that was a whole lot less climactic than i would have imagined these units are so stupidly powerful what's the point all right fine screw these things we're going with a whole bunch of dark peasants that's not gonna break my game at all will it did they where did they all go again i'm having one of those krillin moments are they actually fighting in front of me but they're too fast to see because i hear fighting um oh okay then yeah i'm gonna imagine that i am just not at the power level to even witness this two episodes ago you guys told me that my godzilla couldn't stand up because he was too light and then last episode you told me that my godzilla couldn't stand up because he was too heavy so let me introduce you guys to godzilla medium who is still just shaking his titties around but if he can stand up then i'll be incredibly impressed he's gonna face off against my sauce and hopefully not get blown over by a fart oh my god he's actually odd damn it i was so happy he just decided to tea bag sauce no please stop throwing a tantrum and get back up i i want you to be a 30 story tall atomic fire breathing lizard that kills the tomato superhero what is going on he seems incredibly confused he's not sure where to punch he just keeps blowing up his hole and then getting blown back on this is not the angle that you want to attack my dude trust me that is a dangerous sphincter could you maybe punch him just punch him just give him a punch don't don't blow him that's kind of weird okay you know what here hold on a second let me ouch okay oh my god that was close he huffed and puffed and nearly sent me outside the map i'm coming back don't you worry i don't know how this happened but i took control of godzilla and he actually stood up i'm afraid to move i really just want him to do the thing that he's supposed to do oh my god it's like you're constantly getting low kicked please atomic fire is space if we could just get him somewhere where you can breathe atomic fight why is it over there come on i know it comes out of your mouth and not your feet but at the same time there's no way you can get a little distance because you can't take two steps oh my god just turn him into oil i'm i'm done i think our final battle for today is gonna have to be the fruit wars we've got nanners against captain saucies i haven't actually used multiple of the same sauce this episode so i'm kind of curious to see how they work together they should be able to tornado fairly well but the nanners are kind of heavy and boy oh boy do they just love flicking fruits this is such a strange thing to see are they winning yeah they won okay it wasn't a fair fight on paper i thought that captain sauce might have a bit of an advantage there because i'm so used to all the broken ones but mine is actually a balanced units you know what i think that's gonna be it for this episode of totally accurate battle simulator guys and i wanted to quickly say thank you to anyone who has made me in this game i can only take a look at some of them and i get the feeling that a lot of them are gonna be very much the same because it's a superhero you're gonna have him be super fast super strong and fly around and then it just makes for the same thing over and over again but i did see every single thing that had been created so even if i didn't take a look at it just know that i saw it i appreciate it i love it thank you guys so much because stuff like this is just super fun to see but thanks for watching this video i hope you enjoyed and i'll see you next [Music] time [Music] you

Channel: CaptainSauce

Views: 1,409,216

Rating: 4.9485703 out of 5

Keywords: totally accurate battle simulator, tabs, totally accurate battle simulator captainsauce, tabs captainsauce, totally accurate battle simulator captainsauce unit, tabs captainsauce unit, totally accurate battle simulator unit creator, tabs unit creator, tabs funny, tabs funny moments, tabs gameplay, totally accurate battle simulator update, tabs secret units, tabs all secret units, tabs new secret units, tabs strongest unit, tabs best unit, captainsauce, captain sauce

Id: U3r5GWIhdBY

Length: 21min 4sec (1264 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 19 2020