Strangers Gave Me $1,000,000 - Beggar Life

treasurer Baker dropped another can I managed to unlock it I think I need to select the golden can you wish to unlock and bright is always right right I swear to God if there's a green angry Muppet in here what jackpot even though you lost it's a special lose accumulate lose jackpot 1 relay lose jackpot 1 what what's up guys welcome to a begger life again where you play as a Becker who looks like he was drawn in mspaint you start with absolutely nothing and you'll work your way to the top of society or rather you beg your way and invest because you can spend all that loose change in your cup on the hiring part-time beggars buying real estate sub art I mean everybody knows it's only a short leap between smelly street urchin and buying art connoisseur let's not size up the Mona Lisa quite yet okay we don't wanna get too far ahead of ourselves right now I have no money no hair no shoes and a pot I don't know if the pot is for crapping in or collecting or coins but either way things could be a whole lot better so I'm gonna start asking for money and every time I beg is somebody is gonna give me a couple bucks that seems really generous actually but it could be more generous right so we're gonna go to the beggar power pot and we're gonna increase our big ability now hopefully I'll get $44 every time I beg one I could understand people throwing a toonie to a guy place like a couple of twenties I'm a beggar not a stripper for a second there I actually got my hopes up thinking we might be able to hire a stripper to come out here and help us because that would aren't a lot of money but it turns out the only part-time worker available right now is the fashionista which is kind of the opposite of a stripper when you really think about it wearing a whole lot of clothes and she costs $10,000 so Wow I'm gonna need a bigger poop pot everybody knows that the best investment you can make in life is in your cell so we're gonna throw all of our money into the poo pot and then just like that oh we're making $2,600 every time we ask for change do people just show up to Starbucks with wheelbarrows full of cash and ask for exact change where is this fantasy land oh that was easy enough I guess we can go ahead and get our fashionista oh my god there's a little story I love it you're always wearing the same clothes what a big to buy clothes what did you say what do you know about fashion no go away I'll pay you a lot real I don't think it really matters how much you like clothes if a man walks up to you who's not wearing shoes and has kitchenware full of feces then the answers probably always no get away from me but in this case we got ourselves a fashionista who got no money for clothes so is that our objective do we now need to find clothes for the fashionista oh this is interesting so now our part-time worker is collecting money for us without clicking we're like a hobo pimp I like it so we can actually upgrade the fashionista and if we can get her to level 10 and we unlock the artist that was support rising ly easy how do I have $50,000 I just spent like a hundred and fifty thousand dollars buying clothes for the fashionista except I didn't because she still doesn't have clothes okay either way I guess we're getting ourselves an artist now wanna beg to buy more paint you jerk I don't do that I'll make you rich how much I know he's an artist but I really feel like we could have taken a better approach at convincing him then but clearly he's gonna want to buy more paint what I would imagine getting surgery to fix that yoga ball sized head of his would be a priority the dudes shaped like a Funko pop except these five foot n here's something I never thought I would say I am now a level 200 bigger and that's apparently a good thing okay honey I'm off to work now okay have a good day dad can I come too oh boy I want to watch you work no no you shouldn't bother him while he's working what I want to see sure I think it's good for him to see me work are you sure Wow thanks dad okay here they come well I should see how awesome I am okay [Music] son you have a gift for begging the begging God has selected you please cultivate your talent to become a better person for the world I'm so proud of you your father has no skill you could do it I found new talented begging after that incident after many years I've decided to step into the world dad still hasn't come back yet on the one hand I want to ask what did I just raise and on the other I just want to start slowly clapping and waiting for them to accept their Isner turns out that kid really did have talent for this because every time you ask somebody for change they hand over their year's salary and we're getting over $2,000 a second I have 7 million dollars I need to start buying things I don't want anymore story right now okay maybe I can invest in some real estate maybe I can get us a single house cost 200 million dollars no wonder everybody's handing out four or five thousand that's pocket change that's the kind of stuff people find in their million dollar couch I think it's pretty safe to say that if I have a hundred and one million dollars and I can't even afford a house there's a pretty good chance that I won't be able to afford arts or a city the planets all that kind of good stuff I am really curious though what the treasure picker and the beggar God are can I become a beggar God's master baker and just say no it said beggar God master beggar when master beggar appears he starts earning money for you call him sit back and relax for a hundred million dollars he had better be an amazing beggar God I'll tell you that much did I just get ripped off when master baker appears he starts earning money for you call him sit back and relax you already said that much okay I don't care if he's called master beggar or beggar God that doesn't matter I'm just curious like do I call him on the phone do I gather up the dragonballs I do I just hit summon and killed danced around huh okay Andy's gone he'll be back in five minutes he's got to take a break between dancing did I just summon Master Roshi to collect me eight million dollars after paying him a hundred million dollars that doesn't seem like a very good deal are you know what I think I'm ready to buy myself a rocker for a hundred grand your guitar seems old what a bag to buy a new guitar go away before I beat you with his old guitar you're gonna be sorry hmm how much you say I know what was a little disappointed when we didn't get a stripper right off the bat but it seems plausible now we definitely have a very motley crew we got a rocker who got it change budget to our string we got a fashionista who got no money for clothes and we got a painter who got to get some paint if we get a stripper who needs a big nipple tassels no no I won't spoil it for us this might be another stupid move and I would imagine that beggar Squad here is not gonna be too pleased if I tell them but I'm gonna spend another hundred million dollars okay beggar God was just an outlier it was an honest mistake it happens to everybody but treasurer Baker he's gonna pull through I'm sure we now have treasurer beggar [Music] what is he supposed to do exactly treasure beggar on is your big run as far as I can tell he's gonna appear randomly every one to two minutes and I need to click on him and he'll drop money maybe I don't know I keep giving away hundreds of millions of dollars as strangers who let me down this is why I'm homeless probably not homeless I have a family even though the 200 million that I've given away now I could have spent on a house I don't know what I just did but I made it so that every time I beg I get 11 million dollars why why why why it's back down to 116 I pressed this stuff this stuff just popped up I thought this was a manhole cover but it turns out it's an entire menu how did I can I get that again please that that was what is what is this I don't understand this game oh no I'm using potions wait I had three and now I have Jew don't ask we're good smelly hobo gets potions okay it's from the potion shop except you need to spend real-world money on potion I'm not giving you a dollar for a potion I would rather just sit here and click one thing that's easier than begging excuse me did somebody say you could have a guitar solo what are you doing oh oh I'm learning 1.2 times as much money now yes yes keep crying keep soloing way to go I didn't do anything this game is so random it's gonna break me Oh Jess your beggar treasurer Baker no no no no no no dodo do you think you're going cuz your baker dropped something you've got a golden can great so Oscar is gonna be living in luxury I suppose watch a short video to unlock the where did my golden cam go don't tell me my golden cane is gone I didn't click anything I would have gladly watch the short video and all over my golden can come on should have never trusted that freaking treasure hey girl I have over a billion dollars right now where did that come from okay with a billion dollars I can buy uh I can buy a one-story market building I got my store it seems like it would earn me a lot of money I can also buy an apartment building or an apartment it just is a 1,000 square foot apartment which seems a lot worse than a house right don't know treasure beggar what happened to the golden can no joking on his game stupidity like I was trying to say you would think that a single house would be a lot better than a 1,000 square foot apartment I thought it was an apartment building so that I could house all of a beggar squad but I don't think so I'm just gonna get by the house I'll come back here here to relax okay I mean I guess that's a house it's really more just a random little cabin but sure that's an asset okay I how about apartment yeah here we go the floor is huge I'll use this place to stack my coins really didn't want to give the others a place to live you know maybe you could just put out some blankets or something I'd screw them you don't look so good sir are you okay I tried out for a fashion show and didn't make it I'm not stylish enough man all the clothes are so expensive I mean Who am I to go on a fashion show oh no your text ran off the page we might not be able to buy more room on the screen for the fashionista to talk but I think we can buy happiness Oh once we can buy the sejong culture center half a trillion dollars that's it just half a trillion for her happiness no address your burger dress Roger Baker Auto clickers really are just music to the ears treasurer Baker dropped another can I managed to unlock it I think I need to select the golden can you wish to unlock and bright is always right right I swear to God if there's a green angry Muppet in here what jackpot even though you lost it's a special lose accumulate lose jackpot one real a lose jackpot one Weiss I don't know what I just confirmed but I'm pretty sure I lost s-- I'm still not a hundred percent sure why I'm doing this but I've saved up another billion dollars specifically to buy more real estate we could buy a one-story market building I'm assuming this one is actually gonna earn me some money and fun juice I'll sell one penny juice at the market sure man if you can make a billion dollars in like ten minutes begging you you could probably make money on one penny juice question is what did we just buy single house purchase complete apartment complete one-story yeah I know that I have lots of real estate but like why it doesn't make any sense these my acquisitions no oh I could buy a Tesla for ten trillion dollars oh here we go I can actually sell my assets so when I buy a house it's not that the house is earning me money it's that it's increasing value over time I bought it for 200 million it's now worth 438 million about an hour later so I could sell it out a profit but I'm not gonna do that because I'm gonna assume that there isn't gonna be some kind of housing bubble right I'm not gonna lose my patched shirt on this economy hem hey hey no no of course not right ever everything is fine we're gonna go and hire ourselves a pianist because why knocks I'm sure there's plenty of room on the side of the road for one of them I want a big to buy a new piano I'll never beg no matter how hungry I am you'll be able to find many pianos really yeah really why would he want to buy multiple pianos he's a pianist not a piano collector either way get on the side of the road and when he starts playing it guitar solo you better chime in okay that's that's a little too far that's too much for the side of the road I was thinking like Star Wars theme song or treasure bag earth you know I don't think that's gonna be it for this episode of beggar life guys and if you want to see another episode then be sure leaving like this video and let me know I could definitely do more I could wait a little bit let our money build up let our assets appreciate in value and then maybe we'll be able to buy ourselves a hundred trillion dollar Tesla or a city a planet I don't really know I want to see how far this is gonna go thanks for watching this video I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time [Music]

Channel: CaptainSauce

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Id: H4E8rWT3txE

Length: 16min 46sec (1006 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 28 2019