- Where do you think you
guys will get married? - We know there's a lot of
hidden costs in a wedding so- - Oh, everywhere! We gonna get married
over here and over there and in the sky and on a cloud! - Oh wow, it sounds like
it's gonna be a big wedding. - Well, you know, that's a
conversation that we're having- - Oh, girl, we gonna rent the
moon and fill it with rose! ♪ All I want, yeah ♪ ♪ But I don't need you ♪ - The mood is infectious and exiting today as people from all walks of life celebrate becoming the seventh state
to legalize gay marriage. We're here talking to excited couples about how they feel on this historic day. Oh, hi.
- Hi, hi. Yeah, it's a very historic
day for civil rights (LaShawn cheers)
and for gay Americans and Americans all over the country. - (cheers) We're gonna get married, yeah! - We said that'd be a
conversation, you know what I mean? Because we didn't know this
was gonna pass so darn fast. - So are you guys a couple?
- Are we a couple? Come on, girl, let's get serious. - So fast.
- My name is LaShawn, and this right here is my samwich. - It's Samuel, yeah. - (laughs) And we're
gonna get married, yes! - That's so great, how long
have you guys been together? - Well, we've been-
- Three years. It's been forever, we've
been waiting forever. - It's really important to know the person that you're gonna-
- And who is the bride? I am the bride,
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. (laughs) - Well, tell us all about your plans. - Well, you know, we never
thought it was important to have a piece of paper so
there's not any plans in the- - Oh, that piece of paper. We gonna get that piece of paper, Sammy! - Yeah, yeah.
- That piece of paper! - Where do you think you
guys will get married? - We know there's a lot of
hidden costs in a wedding so- - Oh, everywhere! We gonna get married
over here and over there and in the sky and on a cloud! - Oh wow, it sounds like
it's gonna be a big wedding. - Well, you know, that's a
conversation that we're having- - Oh, girl, we gonna rent the
moon and fill it with rose! - We really need to talk
about whether or not we think it's fair to even get married when it's still illegal
in so many other states. - Oh my God, see, look
at him, look at him. That's my man with his big heart. I'm sorry, my husband. You my husband now.
- Well, we just- - You're my husband now, bitch. - Okay, we just don't
want to rush into anything because stuff gets overturned. Remember what happened in California. - Baby, I'm gonna get a 14-karat ring the size of 14 mother (beep) carrots. That's what's up, doc! - Well, you two certainly seem excited. - Yeah, do we seem excited?
- Yeah. - Okay. - Congratulations, I hope you guys have a wonderful life together. - We just, we really just
didn't think it was gonna pass. - Oh my God, it's gonna
be, I'm gonna have a house that's shaped like a unicorn, and we're gonna have five little girls. Their name's gonna be
Ettny, Carousel, Sequin, Abercrombie, and Phantom. And we gonna have a
little dog named Ruffalo. And the dog gonna have a cat named Myriad. (phone ringing) - I'm going to be honest with you, Samuel. Adoption can be a long, difficult process. - I'm sorry, we should
probably wait for my partner. - [Adoption Assistant] Okay. - He should be here any second- - We're having a baby!
(door slams wall) ♪ We're having a baby ♪ ♪ We gonna raise it and
feed it and change it ♪ ♪ And dress it up like a pea pod ♪ Hello, Sammy. - You must be LaShawn.
- Ooh, you must be LaCorrect. - (chuckles) Okay. Well, we were just discussing
your options for adoption. - And how difficult it is
to actually be approved. - Oh, well you can just put us on a list with a gold star and a check and an A+ because we want this
baby like yesterdoodle. - Well, as I told your husband, it can be an extremely
long waiting period. - Right, right, and it's even hard for straight couples to adopt
so don't get your hopes up. - Oh, well just, you tell them baby people that we are going to be
the best parents ever because we're gonna be
strict but also fun. Like for instance, everybody
gonna have to clean up after Tuesday night dress-up parade. - I do not know what that is. - Oh, every day gonna
have a different theme. - Is it?
- So for instance, Monday, that's gonna be under the sea day. Tuesday, that's gonna be dress-up parade. Wednesday gonna be based
on the Chinese calendar. Thursday's gonna be
sing whatcha doin' day. And then Friday-
- Okay, actually, you know what, it might be very difficult when you actually have kids, LaShawn. - Kids, do you want to
adopt more than one child? - Absolutely not.
- Absolutely-tootly! - It can speed things up if you're willing to adopt siblings together. - (gasps) Sammy, we can get a set. - Why?
- Sammy, we can get a set. - We're not getting a set. - Ooh, we could dress 'em
up like companion objects like a bat and a ball
or a kite and the wind. - See, look, LaShawn gets carried away so- - If you really want to
expedite the process, you could adopt a special needs baby. - (gasps) Yes!
- You are killing me here! - Yes, that's what we
want, a special needs kid, preferably one with white
eyes and can tell the future. - Okay, so now we're
getting a special needs kid. LaShawn, there's a lot of extra cost when you get a disabled child. - Come on! - Because that's what
actually special needs means. - We ain't never gonna have
to worry about money again. - How is that possible? - 'Cause we gonna start a family band called LaShawn and the Samsations. And ooh, how many times can
you change a child's name because I have this system,
and it's a little bit of an out there idea, but I
think if you really set up a system where if you do something good, you get a better name. So if your name is Alistair
one day, you do something good your name could be Popeye. - Hello, LaShawn, hello Carousel. - Ooh, Sammy, Carousel
had another premonition. - Oh, what was it this time? - She says an ostrich is going
to escape from the zoo today. - Nope, she heard that
on the news last night so that's a thing that actually happened in real life already. - Okay, well, better late than never. All right, well, go make
Daddy some camomile, let's go. Come on, go around, use the force. There you go. - LaShawn. LaShawn, I just got this letter
from an insurance company. It looks like we are officially
on the same insurance. - What?
- Yes. - (screams excitedly) Sammy, we did it! - Yep, I can't believe this. We're finally not gonna be
treated by second-class citizens. - Oh my God, now I wanna see,
I wanna see, I wanna see. No, don't show me, just tell
me, what are we covered? What are covered, how are we covered? - It's good insurance. We get dental and-
- Dental! Oh my God, make me an
appointment right now. - Okay, LaShawn, you gotta take it- - I'm gonna get a ruby
filling and a fang for apples. - A fang, a fang.
- Yes, a single, solitary fang for tricky fruits and bottle caps. - You understand that that's
kind of an elective procedure which means it wouldn't be
covered by this insurance so- - Oh my God, well, I'm going to proceed to elect the fang the
president of my mouth. - Okay. - And then I'm going to
get my voice loudened! - Voice loudened.
- Yes, so I can talk to birds. - All right, so, well, I don't know if we're gonna find a
dentist who can do that. Also, it's not covered as insurance. - Uh-huh. - Because it's the basic dental. - Yes.
- And vision. - Uh-huh, vision!
- And like general- - You said vision? Oh my God.
- I did say vision. I'm sorry I said it, but I did. - Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, what? Sammy what, Sammy!
- That is my name. - I'm gonna have one contact
that looks like a cat eye and another contact that
looks like a cat's face that's missing an eye. - You don't wear contacts. - And I'm gonna have a third
eye that looks like a letter I and it's gonna be in my eye and I'm gonna be like, I see you. - (sighs) LaShawn, you don't wear contacts so there's no reason-
- Well I'm going to need to wear contacts when I
have my eyebrows redid 'cause they say that kind of procedure will scrumple the corneas. - You're not getting your eyebrows redid, redone, undone, done.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I'm gonna have
'em switched on my face so when I get mad I look delighted. - Do you understand that insurance is only for real medical problems? And even then we have a deductible. - Well, I'm going to
deduct the fat from my ass and put 'em in my fangles so when I wave I look like Mickey Mouse. - Okay, all right, listen to
what I'm telling you right now. - What? - Insurance is not for you
to have the bottom half of your body cut off
and you sewn to a horse so you can experience what
it's like to be a centaur. - Centaur, oh my God. Sammy, that's a good idea.
- That's not a good idea because you'd die almost immediately. - Oh, it'd be worth it, Sammy. It would be so worth it, Sammy! Please tell me I can. - I know that you want to do
that, but you can't do it. - No, Sammy.
- It's not covered by the insurance.
- Ooh, Sammy, come on! Why you gotta be the '80s
to my disco right now? Why do you have to, hm? - I'm not trying to be.
(DeShawn smooches Samuel) - You don't, you don't.
- I'm just trying to be the reality to your dementia. - I'm gonna have two stomachs. I'm gonna get another stomach. One for cherries and one for corn. - Oh my God. - That's right, Sammy. I'm gonna go to couples therapy alone and just play both parts.
- Yeah. - I wanna go to the gynecologist, just ask questions till I get it. Oh, and I got another
questions, a few questions about how many different parts
of your you can make blink (energetic rock music) 'cause I wanna get my earlids done. And then my foot pockets. Foot pockets are this
invention I've been thinking of where you can just put your keys (Samuel sighs)
up by your ankles. Then I'm gonna have a
coaster put on my shoulder so when I go to a bar I can
say, "You want a drink on me?" And then I'm just gonna be like a monster. And then for Halloween I'm gonna dress up like a normal human being. ♪ All I want, yeah ♪ ♪ But I don't need you ♪
