Key & Peele - Gay Wedding Advice

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I kinda want people to throw skittles instead of rice at my wedding now.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 126 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Gaga2NE1 πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

I love the cameos, there's Cedric Daniels from the Wire, the Fresh Prince's mom from Fresh Prince, Uncle Rucks from the Boondocks, Agent Broyles from Fringe and Conrad from Weeds.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 54 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/scoopny πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

"When they kiss can we stand up and say eew ?" That made my day xD

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 52 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/runimoni πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

That's gold. "Can we see the pony show from the straight section?"

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 42 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/jwax33 πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

That made my day that was so fucking funny. "Do we have to participate in the anal sex or can we just watch and cheer in a fireman's hat?"

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 44 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Regilbt πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 24 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

By god, there will be gay hymns at my wedding.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 41 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Benemortis πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

I lost it when he asked if you're supposed to throw couscous

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 30 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Sambiino πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

I was half expecting them to ask where they can buy gay rice.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 22 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/modmodmodmodmod πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

I haven't laughed so hard about a "gay sketch" in ages! It's so good! And by the way, the actors are amazing!

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 11 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/magimack πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies
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- WELCOME, JOHNSON FAMILY. NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE. COUSIN DELROY'S GETTING MARRIED... all: MM-HMM. - TO A MAN. WHICH IS CRAZY. - MM-HMM. - AND WE'RE IN SUPPORT, AND, UH, WE JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE PARTICULARS OF A GAY WEDDING. WHAT I'VE DONE IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO GET MY FRIEND GARY IN HERE, WHO'S--I MEAN, HE'S NOT REALLY MY FRIEND. HE'S A COWORKER OF MINE WHO HAPPENS TO BE A ACTIVE MEMBER OF THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY, AND HE'S GONNA GIVE US SOME ADVICE ON, YOU KNOW, WHA--WHAT TO DO. SO, GARY, WHA--WHAT CAN-- WHAT CAN WE EXPECT? - ALL RIGHT. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, GUYS, THANKS SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME HERE, AND I THINK IT'S REALLY AMAZING WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING FOR YOUR COUSIN DELROY. REALLY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY, BASICALLY, THAT A GAY WEDDING IS JUST LIKE A STRAIGHT WEDDING. YES? YES, SIR. - SO THEN DO THE MEN WEAR DRESSES AND THEN THE WOMEN WOULD WEAR SUITS? - NO. NO, NO, NO. YOU WOULD JUST WHERE EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD WEAR AT A--AT A STRAIGHT WEDDING. - NOW, NONE OF US ARE GAY, SO I ASSUME THAT WE WOULD ALL SIT THEN IN THE STRAIGHT SECTION. - THE STRAIGHT SECTION? - YEAH. - OH, THE STRAIGHT SECTION. HE MEANS AS OPPOSED TO THE GAY SECTION. - NO, NO, THERE'S--THERE'S-- THERE'S NO SECTIONS, GUYS. - BUT THE GAY PEOPLE... - NO, NO, NO. WHAT--YOU WOULD JUST SIT-- - AND THEN THE STRAIGHT? - NO, LARRY, LARRY, LISTEN TO ME JUST FOR A SECOND. - BUT THEN THE AISLE. - YOU WOULD JUST-- YOU WOULD JUST SIT ON THE SIDE OF THE PERSON THAT WERE FRIENDS WITH OR THAT YOUR FAMILY'S MEMBERS, JUST LIKE IN A STRAIGHT WEDDING. - SO WE JUST GUESS WHO'S GAY. - OR NOT. YOU COULD JUST--YEAH. - WE'LL GUESS WHO'S GAY. - OKAY. GUESS WHO-- - WHEN IN THE CEREMONY DO WE SING<i>OVER THE RAINBOW?</i> - WELL, YOU DON'T. YOU DON'T. THIS IS A RELIGIOUS CEREMONY, SO YOU-- YOU WOULDN'T BE SINGING THAT DURING THE SERVICE. - OH, ALL RIGHT. - YOU DONE WITH THE QUESTIONS? - NO, I'M JUST ASKING. - I'M NERVOUS 'CAUSE I CAN ONLY DO JAZZ HANDS FOR ABOUT THREE MINUTES 'FORE MY HANDS START TO CRAMP. - OH, SIR, I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S GONNA EXPECT YOU-- I DON'T THINK ANY-- I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S GONNA EXPECT YOU TO HAVE TO DO JAZZ HANDS. - NOW CAN WE SEE THE PONY SHOW FROM THE STRAIGHT SECTION? OR ARE WE WAY IN THE BACK SOMEWHERE? - MA'AM, AGAIN, THERE'S NO STRAIGHT SECTION. WHAT IS A PONY SHOW? - YOU KNOW, WHEN Y'ALL GO LIKE THIS. - NO, THERE WON'T BE-- THERE WON'T BE ANY OF THIS DURING THE CEREMONY. - OH. OH. - WHEN DO WE SING<i>YMCA?</i> - OH. - SIR, NOT DURING THE CEREMONY. - OKAY. - WHAT ABOUT<i>MACHO, MACHO</i>MAN? - NO. - I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BUY NO GAY PRESENTS. - WELL, I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT A GAY PRESENT IS. USUALLY, WHAT COUPLES DO IS THEY JUST-- THEY JUST REGISTER AT A STORE... - HUH. - LIKE A STRAIGHT COUPLE WOULD. - THE GAY STORE, OR-- - JUST A REGULAR STORE. - WHERE DO YOU GET THE EUROS TO BUY GAY GIFTS? - ARE YOU SAYING EUROS? YOU WOULDN'T-- YOU WOULDN'T USE EUROS. - NO, IT'S--IT'S-- IT'S A GOOD QUESTION, FINNEY. WE--WE SHOULD MAKE SOME EYE CONTACT SO WE MAKE SURE THAT THE COMMUNICATION'S HAPPENING. - YEAH. - I THINK HE WANTS TO KNOW IS IT, LIKE, A--YOU KNOW, A DIFFERENT CURRENCY? OR IS IT MORE LIKE CAMEL CASH? - NOPE, JUST GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED U.S. DOLLARS, YEP. - DO WE HAVE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE ANAL SEX? - OH! - OR CAN WE JUST WATCH AND CHEER IN A FIREMEN'S HAT? - NO, THERE'S NO ANAL SEX AND NO FIREMAN'S HAT. - OH, OKAY. - IT'S CUNNILINGUS. - IS THAT A QUESTION, SIR? - WHEN DO WE GET TO SING<i> IT'S RAINING MEN,</i> <i> HALLELUJAH, IT'S RAININGMEN?</i> - YOU DON'T. - SO THERE'S NO GAY HYMNS IN THE CEREMONY? - SIR, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A GAY HYMN. - WHAT? - WELL, DOES THE FAKE PRIEST LOOK LIKE A REAL PRIEST OR LIKE A NUN? - IT'S GONNA BE A REAL PRIEST. - OR... - NO, THERE'S NO "OR." - IS IT A SEXY BOAT CAPTAIN, THEN HE TAKES HIS CLOTHES OFF? all: OHH. - WHAT? NO. NO. - DO WE THROW SOMETHING OTHER THAN RICE? - LIKE WHAT, SIR? WHAT WOULD YOU THROW OTHER THAN RICE? - I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. COUSCOUS. SKITTLES. - GUYS, A GAY WEDDING IS JUST LIKE A STRAIGHT WEDDING, OKAY? IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME. - WELL, WHEN THEY KISS, IS IT OKAY TO STAND UP AND SAY, "EW"? - NO, IT'S NOT BECAUSE IT WOULD BE--THAT WOULD BE HOMOPHOBIC. - THIS FROM THE MAN WHO WON'T ALLOW GAY HYMNS AT THE GAY WEDDING. - OKAY, BUT LIKE A INVOLUNTARY GASP. - I WOULD JUST, I GUESS, TRY TO CURB THAT BEHAVIOR. - OKAY. I'LL--I'LL LOOK AWAY THEN. - OH, MY GOD. - NOW, IS RUPAUL GONNA BE THERE? - NO, I DON'T THINK DELROY KNOWS RUPAUL. - UH, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS? - NO. - OOH, DOOGIE. - WHAT IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR PICTURE ON THE INTERNET? - THIS IS RIDICULOUS! - EXCUSE ME, GARY. "RIDICULOUS." IS THAT A GAY TERM? - OKAY, YEP. I'LL SHOW MYSELF OUT. - OH, HE'S A LITTLE TESTY, ISN'T HE? - NAH, HE CAN GO. - GOOD LUCK. - WE JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT HOW IT GO. - LET'S GO, STEFAN. - I THINK WE PRETTY MUCH GOT IT.
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Channel: Comedy Central
Views: 35,605,999
Rating: 4.9316945 out of 5
Keywords: Key & Peele, Jordan Peele, Keegan Michael Key, Key and Peele, Key & Peele episodes, Key & Peele full episodes, keey & peele, same-sex marriage, Lance Reddick, gay hymns, over the rainbow, RuPaul, comedy central, comedians, comedy, funny, comedian, funny video, comedy videos, funny jokes, funny clips, hilarious videos, hilarious clips, why do gay people, what do gay people, key and peele gay wedding, lgbt, gay stereotype, gay funny, gay comedy, gay wedding, gay advice
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Length: 4min 37sec (277 seconds)
Published: Mon Sep 22 2014
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