- Today, we play with 21 year old robots. - Let's talk about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical Morning. - They say it's not good
to bring up the past, but I believe it's healthy to
re-examine things in the past. - Okay. Well, in that case, let
me just say that I think that in middle school,
when you used the Gillette Sensor razor to get rid of your unibrow, that was a bad idea. I mean, it was way too
wide, way too sudden, it shocked all of us. - I'm glad I gave you an
opportunity to bring that up again, but I'm just talking
about reexamining products from the past, like flip
phones or Oldsmobiles, items that were taken
from us way too soon, 'cause there is a world of
forgotten products out there. And much like snacks that
have been discontinued these discontinued products
can sometimes still be found in the shadowy corners of eBay. And we're gonna shine a
light on a few of them today. It's time for "To Be
Discontinued Products" edition. - We're gonna examine some unique products that have been discontinued
for one reason or another. And just like we do with snacks, we're gonna decide if the
companies that made them should bring it back or nah, that's whack. - Okay. First up, we've got
some allegedly tasty items from Dessert, which is
Jessica Simpson's line of edible beauty products
that you could lick off of yourself or. - Others. - Your loved one. This is from back in 2004, and in this ad, I mean, all right, and Dessert
Beauty, it's all edible. We paid almost $115. - Yeah, we did. - For these discontinued makeup pieces. - Now, these were released in 2004, technically discontinued in 2006. I don't know how like
edible makeup expires. It doesn't really say it on here. - But the company, because
of different lawsuits, did not last as long as her
and Nick's relationship. - Which was what? - Three years. - Okay. So, All right. - Nick Lachey.
- All right. I've got Dreamy Delicious
Kissable Hair and Body Mist. This is a decadent
chocolate coconut treat. I know how much you love coconut. - But, it's, look at what
suspended in this thing. I mean. - Glitter. - Show it to the people. - I mean, I was gonna
just spray it my mouth. Am I not supposed to do that? - But it's a cloud of glitter, dude. I mean, do you wanna just drink that? - I'm supposed to be able to, right? - That's the point, I guess. Yeah, go for it. Make the inside of your body glitter. (bottle spraying) (crew laughing) - It's actually pretty tasty. (bottle spraying) I mean the coconut's bad. - It tastes like sunscreen. - Hey, that's what licking
Jessica Simpson would taste like. - I mean, that is the
appeal to this, is that. - She tastes just like coconut and cream. - You can kind of imagine. - This might actually be
what Nick tastes like. I don't know. They spent a lot of time together. They were a beautiful couple. - I think once he tastes
her, then he tasted like her. - Like her. And so then you can lick him. If you've licked Nick,
you've licked Jessica. - All right. This is, these are treats. They started targeting younger girls. - Of course, - With their less risque marketing here. So instead of words, like,
"creamy and juicy and sexy girls have dessert taglines," it's more of just, "Ooh,
delicious and kissable plumpy lip candy bubblegum." - Um. (crew laughing)
I'm gonna get my own. That's what we get, I mean, first of all, - I mean, why put it on your lips? - That's exactly what
kids would do, right? - Yeah, if it's edible, you just eat it. (crew laughing) - Okay. Something's gone wrong with this. - Well, it's old. It's bald. - It's 23 years old. Oh, Gosh. - Yeah, we kinda forgot
about that part of this. - Oh, I thought because it was makeup, it would just last forever. - This is making me grumpy, 'cause it's glitter, man. - Hey, that's the best one yet. That is the best one yet. Try that on for size. Just lick right into the thing. If you know what, if we
could go back in time and then we could get us,
oh, I just poured this all over myself. I took it out of the thing. This is a fragrance. - Oh my God. This tastes like aspartame. (crew laughing) - Let me just do, just a little doll- - Any guesses were you should place it? - Just a little dollop of the fragrance right on your tongue. Just stick your tongue
out. I'm just gonna. Because it says, listen, it's a fragrance. - Just do it. - It's a flavor. You wear it, you share it. So, I'll wear it. - Is it sweet or sour? Put it on the sweet spot. - Let's do it like a dip. Let's do it like a dip. - What are you doing? Oh, seriously. (crew laughing) - It'll go straight into
your bloodstream that way. - Yeah, there's no taste buds down there. - I'm trying to get it
into your bloodstream, man. - All right, we need. - Hold up. You're not reacting to that. It must be good. - I can't taste it, but. (crew laughing) - All the kids. - Oh, hot bro, I got taste buds. I still like it, though. I think it's the idea of
Jessica that I like it. - She is photogenic. Should this be brought back or not? Nothing tasted great. And I mean, somebody getting all dolled up and then licking them down. - I like that idea. - Is a nice invitation, though. There's no one else that's
filled this gap in the market. - But there does need to
be an invitation for that. - So I'm for this.
- Oh, 100% hundred. - Dessert by Jessica Simpson. - Bring it back. - Okay, now we've got Poo-Chi, a voice recognizing robotic
dog from the year 2000 that can sit, bark, and sing. We also got our hands on Meow-Chi, which is the cat. And then we've got Dino-Chi,
which is the dinosaur. Now all three of these things
will just immediately start up when we put batteries in them. So we will do that in one second, - They were developed as
a followup to the Furby, as those sales were declining. Let's take a look at
the Poo-Chi commercial from the year 2000. - Next in the world's smartest dog show. - I've got Super Poo-Chi. - My dog's gonna win.
- Wrong, bulldog breath. - Smartest Pooch in the pack. - Super Poo-Chi understands your voice, and does what you say. - Paw? Sit. Good dog. - Sit, sit. - And only Super Poo-Chi. - Lay down, please lay down. - Lay down. - Recognizes you and
interacts with Poo-Chi too. (crowd cheering) - The winner. - The new Super Poo-Chi,
with real voice recognition and Poo-Chi, each sold separately. Batteries not included. - Okay, so it's for snarky
kids who can't be trusted with real dogs. - Well, they're kind of selling this idea that they're better than
the real thing, huh? Okay, well, let's see about that. - And again, without an on/off switch, you're just at their mercy once you put the batteries in there. And they talk to each other, supposedly. - There's these things that
they can interact with. This one's got this thing. The cat has like a little mouse. - And you put that in front of the cat. - Oh, look, see, he gets excited. Are you having fun yet, kids? Are you having fun yet? Is this better than a real dog? - Oh, he really wanted that. Oh, and he really wants
to eat that triceratop. - Okay, let's actually do the test. - This cat, much like a
real cat, does nothing. - Does it even work? - I mean, it. - I think it might suppose to spin. - I think it's pretty active. - Oh, speaking of the real thing, Jenna, could you please
bring my dog, Barbara, in? - Yeah, let's see how she. - She has opinions. - Let's see what she thinks about it. - She has opinions. Wanna go see? (toys barking) - Kill it, Barbara? Eat it. I don't think Barbara
is doing anything wrong. I think Barbara is just letting us know that this is boring and stupid. See what's happening?
- Barbara. Barbara. - She's just not interested. She's not interested. Not only is she clearly better than any of these electronic dogs, but I mean, she's not
even interested in them. Those kids are stupid. You're gonna get bored with
this thing in like four minutes. - Yeah, can it give you a massage? - No, do you get a massage from your dog? - No, but I'm just kind
of looking for anything with batteries to give me pleasure. - Oh, listen, you know what? I don't have any treats, but let's just, I can get Barbara to do things. - What? - I can get Barbara to do things. Okay, Barbara. Okay. Okay. Okay. Barbara, Barbara, Barbara, sit. Barbara, sit. Okay, that's kind of good. Okay. - That was a lay down. - Barbara, dance. - Ho! - Ha ha! I don't have any treats. You can have this fake bone. Look, she likes it.
- She likes it. - She likes it. - See how much more fun
and poopy a real dog is. - Bring it back, Barbara. - Fetch. - Barbara, bring it back. - Barbara, come get this. - Come on, bring it back. Oh God, you just hit my dog. You hit my dog with a robotic dog. Here she comes, here she comes. Here she comes, here she comes. Okay, okay. - Hey, Barbara, you want this? Hey, Barbara, Barbara. There it go.
(Barbara barks) Get it. Get it. Get this guy. - You know, she does not like cats. - Yes, attack it. - You want me to do this? - It's alive. It thinks. - You want me to throw this? That's so much more fun than batteries. - We need to decide if the
Poo-Chi should come back, and I think it's pretty obvious. Sorry, Jenna, the Poo-Chi. - Nah, that's whack. - Now we got the Skip-It. I remember this. In 1987, it got kids off the
couch and into the driveway, shaping their ankles, and
making all kinds of havoc. - I never played with one of these. There were friends. We had friends who had these,
but we didn't play with them. We were scared of them for some reason. - Yeah, it's got a counter. They added that a little bit later and the sales really went up. - Now, they discontinued these in 2009. So it actually hasn't been
discontinued for that long. We did have to pay $55 for
it, which is more than retail. I think in order to get it over the foot that you wanna swing, you
had to take your shoe off. - I mean, let's be real. These are just for kids
who wanna jump rope, but don't have any friends, right? - I'm putting my shoe back on. - Yeah, you gotta put the shoe back on. - Because, you gotta
have your shoes on to. - Putting down my pant cuff so that- - You don't want to chafe yourself? - Yeah. - Then you gotta get going. - And this could really give
your ankle a beating, man. This resulted in a lot more ankle injuries than three Razor scooter. - Yeah, Barbara loves it. (Barbara barking) Okay, Here we go. I'm in a rhythm now. Yeah, look at me in my driveway. Okay, so that's how it's done. - How do you? The problem is the other leg. - I'm afraid I'm gonna get hit by you. - I only need one leg for this thing. - Just get it going with the right leg, and then jump over it with the left leg. - Maybe I need to put it on my left leg. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. - I got it. Am I doing it? Am I doing it? - It's funny how you just, no
matter whether it's happening or not, you just go like this. Let's see if we can get it in sync. Hey, think about this. Think about all the kids in
the neighborhood watching us. Oh, no, I broke it - Oh, no. - I broke it. I'm sorry. - Mine's broken. - It's just a one man show. - What happened? What happened? (Barbara barking) - That's my dog. - We paid $50 for this thing,
and you freaking broke it. - Well, I'm having fun. I think we should bring it back. I'm sorry I broke yours. Let's see if the counter worked. - My counter is still at zero. Okay, you want it? You wanna eat it? I'm not a big fan. Mine failed. - Okay. Here you go, Barbara. - All right, so we're
saying, the Skip-It toy, nah, that's whack. (crew laughing) (Barbara barking) (crew laughing) We've seen a lot of requests
for Rhett and Link plushies over the years, and guess what? Now, they're here. - And they talk.
- Rhett and Link Plushies. - Would you like some wine, would you? - Smell that. There's lots of things.
What else does he say? - Golly. - As you can see, we can't. - Hello, sheeple. - What the crap! - What the crap. Good Mythical Morning, Tokyo. You know what time it is. - Oh. - Snot mike up puffed he. - Feel good. - The way to a woman's heart
is through a worm's anus. Be your mythical best. - Good Mythical Morning. And sink it, you know what time it is. - Let me see if you can,
you can really time out the dink it and sink it. There's even more of those in there. - I do eventually say what,
when that Tokyo was said. - The Rhett and Link plushies
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Monthly by October 31st or 3rd Degree Quarterly or
Annual by December 31st. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details. - Let's talk about that. - We're still good. - Yeah. - All right. Okay, for the final round, the mythical inventioneers have
recreated an actual product from the past. We have not seen it. We don't know what it is, but we're going to guess
what it is used for, and when it's from, by looking at it. Can I go ahead and just reveal it? - [Female] Please. - This is, - That's real ice. - This is real ice? - That is real ice. - On just a? So it's. - On a ski mask kind of thing. - [Female] Yeah, this is like a replica of the actual product. So you can also guess,
you know, around the time. - This was a real thing. - [Female] Yeah. - That was recreated. - I'm gonna say that it's from the, okay, all right, I've got a guess and a time. - Okay. I'm saying it's a head injury mask. - I said it's a headache cure, and I said it was from the 1940s, because that was the other
part of the question. - [Female] And Link, do
you have any date guessing? - Yeah, I think it's from the 40s. (crew laughing) - [Female] It is from the 40s. So, it's a ice mask that
was invented by a cosmetics creator, Max Factor in 1947. And it was dubbed the hangover heaven mask by the movie stars who used
it to freshen their faces. - You won. - [Female] after a night out on the town. And here's what it actually looked like. And those ice cubes are
the like plastic kind that you can put back in the freezer. So they're frozen right now. - Oh, got it. That's why they're not
just melting everywhere. There's ice inside of them, basically. - For the benefit of
actresses who wish to refresh their faces on hot studio
sets without spoiling their makeup, the facial ice pack was quickly diverted to another purpose by festive Hollywoodians, Hollywoodians. Never heard that term before. How's it feel? - Do I look like a 1940s actress, or do I look like some sort of villain? - [Female] It seems like
the majority of the ice has gone on your beard and your hair. - My beard needs icing. - Do you feel cool? - I do think that the idea
of having a bunch of coldness on your head, it's gotta do something, either give you a
headache or take one away. It's gonna change something. It feels like a little personal AC, like if you're like one
of those college students that's in a dorm that doesn't have AC, and you're like, "no problem." - All right, so, I mean,
having not experienced it, I'm gonna defer to you. The hangover heaven mask. - I think just based on fashion alone, I'm in the bring it back camp. - All right. - Bring it back. - Okay, so that means
we decided to bring back two incredible things. Everything Jessica Simpson has
ever brought on the market, we wanna bring it back, - True. - Especially, her Dessert. - Yep. - Makeup products, and this mask.
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✨ Barbara and Jenna appreciation post! ✨
Jenna is so charming and Barbara’s always awesome, so it was just nice to see them in this episode!
Quote of the episode is probably Link dropping the line “I’m just kinda looking for anything with batteries to give me pleasure.”
Barbara was having none of this episode. It was fantastic
This whole episode looks like an “end of the day” shoot
Hey BurnZ_AU, thanks for always posting these so quickly! We appreciate it!
I freaking LOVED my Skip It!! I used that thing to death.
That Jessica Simpson stuff stayed on clearance at sephora.com way into 2008.
Barbara stole the show yet again.
I remember the mad rush in the UK when Poo-Chi first came out, then came Teksta who was always my favourite robot dog
I wish they tested the voice command feature on the dog. Really curious if it works as well as the commercial makes it seem