Animals Who Tried But Failed (Guessing Game)

does embarrassment look funny on animals let's talk about that [Music] good mythical morning and happy thanksgiving awesome i love this time of year because i have so much to be thankful for i'm telling you jesse locke oh you're going to lift shepherd having the best job in the world yeah stevie the crew and obviously beans but do you know what i'm most thankful for i think so yeah what i'm most thankful that i haven't embarrassed myself on the internet like all the animals in the videos i'm about to show you okay so you built up to not being thankful for me so that you could just introduce this episode that's cool i'm thankful for you good i'm you want me to list what i'm thankful for not including no no no no no you don't have to let's just play the game man it's time for on a day to be grateful we're giving thanks this isn't us now let's watch this pigeon try and fail to drive a city bus can somebody check on that pigeon good gracious yeah it was very realistic he did fail yeah okay you ever heard of the uh subreddit there was an attempt i know you read it man almost almost i've lurked on many but you've made it i don't want to learn about it well that's fitting because this is essentially a place where people share videos of attempts people trying different things and they all have something in common they always fail oh good uh and more importantly they fail miserably and usually unexpectedly double good okay so i'm going to show you some of these videos all which feature animals ha animals we love animals oh gosh and i'm an animal stop the video right before the thing happens right you're going to see the setup i'm going to stop it then you're going to choose from multiple choice answers of what actually happened if you get three out of six of these correct you win a very special memento all right are you ready just a 50 i'm not talking about like a dvd blu-ray of memento the movie is better than that that was so confusing anyway in our first video link an upstanding young man attempts to rescue a little kitty from a hole let's watch okay it's a big freaking hole that's a well rescue mission does not go as planned i'll give you that much so what goes wrong a the kitty hops out of the bucket and scurries right right another oh another hull b that'd be hilarious the terrified kitty shows no gratitude and attacks his rescuer before running off see the man drops the bucket back into the hole with a cat still inside when he hears his truck rolling down the hill or d the kitten is rescued but politely declines and tells his rescuers that he's a doomsday prepper with a large underground bunker and he's perfectly happy down there thank you i i mean a is the funniest i hope to see that i was going to guess that the cat just jumps down back into the same hole which i guess would be d but you know d d is never it's never d okay um i think maybe that's i'm hoping it's a scurries down another hole or faults let's see if you're right you know it's not a bottomless hole that is yeah oh thank god i can see the bottom of the hole still see the kitty the cat was laying on his side for a second yeah that is totally fine the cat is fine listen the moral of the story is let introverts be introverts we've been in our holes for two years don't make us go out into the world we want to go back into our holes yeah any hole we'll do but the thing about introverts is if you dangle a bucket they can't help but jump in yeah we'll jump in a bucket that's like i've got many catch 22. i've got many an introvert to a party with a bucket okay you've seen those videos this is me lowering a bucket i don't know what it actually well it could be a number of things milking a cow it's milking a long teethed cow you've seen those videos where they hold a blanket up in front of a dog yes and they drop it and they're gone yes yeah i love those yes well this is what this guy was going for but something else happened tiger blankets confusing okay get can i have some options what happens next does the dog a attack the tiger on the blanket they're thereby biting the man in the nuts bringing the trick to its knees b becomes so concerned for the whereabouts of his best friend that he drops an immediate poop right on the floor c not care that his owner has disappeared and decides to hump the living daylights out of the blanket or d says i've already seen this on tick-tock effectively killing the vibe you can't let your dogs watch tick-tock if you want them to fall for this trend let's see it's thanksgiving right i mean what does that mean are you gonna show people a video of a dog pooping on thanksgiving i mean there's i mean have you seen my mama's giblet gravy in their faces you i don't want to see no giblets jumping out of a dog but uh i think crotch attack is the most likely but i'm going to go with hop attack i want to see that huh let's see it he's gone what you gonna do oh he's just cuddling it wow that is some lazy humping i mean i'm gonna lay down first and then hopefully sometimes when my back's hurt yeah yeah you just got all i can do you just gotta go prank that's all i can do and i will say we have reached out to the owner and this dog is officially the mascot of good mythical evening retroactive i feel that okay i definitely worked it all out all right somebody watched that blanket hey tomorrow is black friday i want to remind you uh that's what our black friday sale goes live it makes sense yeah yeah right all right so from tomorrow friday november 26th of 2021 through sunday november 29th in case you're wondering what another year uh everything storewide on mythical.com is 40 off i just said everything store wide did i hear that did i hear that right 40 off sounds kind of crazy but wait there's more all monthly plans of mythical society we talk a lot about mythical society there's lots of stuff you can experience and own and and talk yeah with yeah lots lots of things you want to get in on that just do your hand 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around the world so fast that he eventually travels back through time back to a world in which he was never captured in the first place it's like that superman movie remember that one back in the day i was thinking that like a hawk is gonna come get that that booger that uh i want to see the the mouse going up the pant leg but i just think i've seen enough of this shaky home video phone video stuff like the coverage of that would not be satisfying enough for you to select it as an option coverage you're thinking about coverage i mean it's like oh that this i'm following the mouse it's going up the pant leg and i'm filming my partner you know you've never seen a gopro that's a lot to be gopro goes right right i'm going for um and i'm not gonna laugh and i did i didn't laugh and i won't laugh a bird swoops in and gets that mouse okay let's see oh there he goes oh my god did that really just happen you know what now that i've seen it i'm actually not having a fight off laughing you laughed yeah but i feel i feel like i'm trying to make everyone else listen i'll be honest with you i wouldn't have done that in the first place i would have just done a mousetrap that killed a mouse at home yeah you know i'm sorry i am one of those guys humanely though okay listen this may make you feel better because actually link that was not a tick tock video it was just a deleted scene that was uh featured in the director's cut of stewart little so i mean it's it's a win-win the director had so much more the original cut of stuart little was like four hours long yeah and it had a lot of mouse death in it okay next we have a buck that is simply looking for someone to shack up with during mating season oh horny buck oh wow that oh yeah yeah okay so i mean you waste no time with that one get right into the actually hey it doesn't take a deer long so that's a deer that's a real deer copulating with a a fake deer oh pretty observant i don't know why the fake deer is there okay well i'm gonna give you some options a a german shepherd runs in and mounts the buck but the buck angrily chases him off b a german shepherd runs in and mounts the buck but the buck doesn't care and keeps on doing its thing okay see the deer turns out to be fake and its head falls off or dee her boyfriend the milwaukee bucks logo strolls up and things get heated menage a bad dog menage a good dog this is distasteful head falls off well i knew that that was you i knew that there was a fake deer the whole time i mean yeah well yo but you're from north carolina you can spot a decoy from a mile away uh it's one of the things you specialize in you can't pull a decoy on us i there's no way another dog gets involved in this or a dog they aren't dogs uh head falls off gotta be and i will love it if it is let's see [Laughter] i love how the deer just like immediately hops off i guess i gotta get out of here now gosh you know what looking around for wildlife cams like am i gonna be am i gonna be press charged uh no one silver lining to this little exercise is that i got that one right oh and not only have you got that one right link you're four for four you might get a queen sweep on thanksgiving you gotta go two for two now i can smell a fail from a mile away okay the next video sometimes it's in my own person we actually found this video in our own homeland of youtube and in it we've got a couple of pooches trying to show each other who the big dog around these parts really is one three against one okay angry dogs what happens when the fence is finally opened okay hey a truck loaded with food drives through and they all chase after it together b the angry dogs turn into scaredy cats and immediately run away from each other c they each plant their noses in each other's butts to form a butt-sniffing circle or d the paw patrol work whistle blows and they get back to into their uniforms is that what happens is that what happens in the paw patrol our kids are too old to have ever been into the paw patrol right thank goodness that window thank goodness we got kids out of our system when we did look at us now right well we did thomas the train that whistle blew quite a lot that would be quite a change in tenor and tone of this event the butt stiffness knuckle the blast sniffing circle the bus never snarked i'm gonna go with your buddy sniffing snark see butt sniffing snorkel and see [Music] and they're like nope not interested oh maybe a little bit more and then i mean the comedic timing of animals yeah man that's good man animals are so comedically timed okay that's better than a butt sniffer no this is actually this is the true fact i'm not i'm not making a joke at this point so it has it has been hold on you've been making jokes yeah it is observed by people uh who know things about animals that dogs when fenced in get frustrated with the fence and i'm not it's not a joke they get frustrated with the defense so i know that there's some sort of like life lesson in that maybe it's like open borders i don't know i i don't know i don't know what it is but uh just saying think on that for a little bit i'm a ham man link you just blew it man you're four out of five shoot you've still won but you can't get a no queen sweep on thanksgiving so this last question is really just for nothing finally cityscapes and sitting on toilets make it easy to forget but people are animals too i said that earlier even scottish people for our final video a scottish man has some trouble pronouncing some very run-of-the-mill words say tarantula bird girl purple bricks i mean listen man i i can't even do an imitation of that people are animals too he really really struggles with the next word okay even more than he has so far so what is the word or phrase that nearly destroys this scottish bow a peter parker b orangutan orangutan or orangutang as we said until like we were 28. uh see burglary has got to be burglary or or d sabaro like the rest of us i don't know how to say yeah it's a scottish or not i don't know i think i think i guess is going to be the reason that for the apocalypse but you know it technically it's not sabaro that's not how you say it glory bro it already has a scottish thing in it so he's going to short circuit with bargrovery see i think burglary burglary man you can just i mean dude i know how you feel man it's not michael puff dude man your self-esteem just like disintegrates over time but this just doesn't really confirm not my choice but my realization that i'm actually irish not scottish about that okay lane you got five out of ten that means that you're still uh five out of six that means that you still are a winner in our eyes we're oh here you go right here do i do you have my yeah my prize a very special memento oh wow this is legit look at that because second place sounds better than last yeah a second second to who well we just didn't know you i mean we just didn't know that you would pull it off and uh well you know what you thought you would been trying really hard at this show for a really long time and i just wanted to i wanted something to just commemorate that happy thanksgiving i mean i bet you i could turn this into a one you're probably good but you might cut yourself i've reached my pat me on the shoulder quota don't do that anymore thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell you know what time it is hi it's belle and belle's dad and we're touring nc state home of the wolf pack and now it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality this bell in front of the bell tower yeah that's where they are i get it our alma mater click the top link to watch us match crew members to the thing they suck at in good mythical more and to find out where the william mythicality is going to land our black friday sale starts tomorrow get 40 off items storewide mythical.com and 25 off on monthly memberships at mythicalsociety.com through november 29th

Channel: Good Mythical Morning

Views: 765,073

Keywords: gmm, good mythical morning, rhettandlink, rhett and link, mythical, rhett, mclaughlin, link, neal, will it, taste test

Id: hdmeL4aD6ZY

Length: 17min 41sec (1061 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 25 2021

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