Surprise Reunion For 2nd Annual Steamies

two [Music] welcome everybody to the second annual steamies it's 2022. we are here it's the steamies well it's been a huge year lots of categories in fact we've had more votes this year on our categories three times more votes than last year that's right totaling 100 000 votes we got is that right ian yeah 100 000 votes the people are activated they are ready to engage well well guys last year as you know i had a co-host for the steamies uh trisha paytas who by the way is excluded but from all categories i'm sure it would have been a full sweep but we had to exclude her for reasons that are known and unknown uh a little cryptic at the gate there but what can you do uh we do have a guest though one that uh is beloved in the community one that reports the facts the news the gossip and all the drama and all that with a cup of noodles it's the one the only dennis death noodle [Applause] there you go hello well thank you for having me this is crazy it's an honor to be sitting here with you today to uh present the drama of the year and who better who better who better yeah oh well it's an honor to be wearing a tux for the first time in like five years to be you actually look good in yours unlike me so you you look good he's very tall by the way you guys might not know how tall are you six four six four yeah oh we got to get you to go back back with zach and see his thoughts you really want me not today today we celebrate today we celebrate ethan who are the sponsors of the steamy today the sponsors are dr sasquash i mean sasquatch sasquatch sasquatch okay dr sasquatch and masterclass thank you thank you dennis how are you feeling feeling pretty good i mean it's i don't know if i can bring the same energy that trisha brought but yeah he's gonna be you can't hey you can't reply listen you just be yourself okay nobody can nobody can replace that that kind of energy yeah well yes laughter tears how are you feeling what what category are you most excited for this year uh the what was the one that i almost murdered your friend or something yeah we have a new category this year called biggest this feels illegal but for some reason nobody faced consequences awards oh yeah that one that's a good category no that that's a good one i want to know one that one oh but that's an attempt at murdering your friend yeah they're all really exciting yeah fantastic stuff yeah it's good category how's the channel doing how's everything doing you're banned on twitter that's been a huge controversy yeah yeah i've been on twitter thanks to [ __ ] can i say yeah all right good good so yeah thanks to [ __ ] keemstar i think sorry my opinion it's my opinion yeah keemstar's been around long enough he's like he he definitely knows how to mass report and do all that against boy [ __ ] [ __ ] that keemstar guy right [ __ ] that keemstar guy yeah what a piece of [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] right uh now but plus he has like contacts at twitter that's why i feel like you know he's pulling some strings i can't imagine that guy having contacts anywhere i mean uh he would want to associate with that guy but there it is there it is huh huh well what do you say we jump right into it dennis yeah let's do it all right well our first category it's huge huge category some old some new uh biggest cove idiot now this is a legacy category last year the winner was jake paul deserved this year i think yeah round of applause for jake paul this year actually jake isn't even nominated uh the the biggest uh well how do you wanna do this you play it and then or do i yeah why don't we uh take a look at the nominees okay so are you gonna yeah okay go ahead biggest co-video [Music] chat hangs in a new instagram video the eldest son of the hollywood couple shared his anti-vac stance i got the vaccine i think everybody should i think it's really important like that we all do this just as like citizens as americans we have to look out for each other and get under control guys psychic if it ain't broke don't fix it i never had coveted yay sticking me with that [ __ ] needle it's the [ __ ] flu joe rogan there's uproar today over joe rogan's advice to young americans not to get vaccinated if you're like 21 years old and you say to me should i get vaccinated i go no if you're a healthy person and you're exercising all the time and you're young and you're eating well like i don't think you need to worry about this and turns out i got covered so we immediately threw the kitchen sink out of all kinds of meds monoclonal antibodies ivermectin prednisone z-pack nad drip vitamin drip everything a wonderful heartfelt thank you to modern medicine i'm not a doctor i'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] shouldn't pedestal oh here's the deal guys i'll get the vaccine you [ __ ] leave me alone you gotta get the vaccine then if you're not gonna leave me alone why are they vaccinated all of a sudden the unvaccinated all of a sudden a danger i suspect that that medicine independent of public health kills more people than it saves nicki minaj on monday the rapture confirmed that she would not be attending this year's med gala because of the event's vaccination mandate my cousin in trinidad won't get the vaccine because his friend got it and became impotent his testicles became swollen his friend was weeks away from getting married now the girl called off the wedding so just pray on it and make sure you're comfortable with your decision not bullying that rapper nicki minaj who turned out to be one of the bravest people in the united states are you kidding me tucker carlson wow well what do you think dennis stiff stiff uh competitors there yeah i'm thinking i mean honestly i think joe rogan's got this one joe rogan definitely he's got the reach he's got the he's got everything wrong yeah and he's so confident yeah uh i feel like it's got to be joe rogan but there's such strong entries there let's not overlook nicki minaj's uh friend cousin's friend oh yeah who's testicles [Laughter] you know as all good relationships uh i know elo would have left me if my testicles swollen swell swole on our wedding day she would yeah no way jose by by the way why was jordan peterson so angry in that clip you notice it yeah he's very upset about he's become very angry yeah actually but uh he's he's become very upset about the the covet thing although he just seems angry in general i don't know good observation yeah well i think we know who's gonna be i think yeah i have a is this it do i grab the card okay okay so we're opening you want to do the honors here let's see here you you go ahead you guys okay and then you guys we have the uh drum roll please biggest cove idiot 2021 wow with 21 percent joe sorry sorry 81 a huge majority goes to joe rogan congratulations joe this is beautiful look at this nice steaming hot cup of joe just for you do not drink this whatever's going on in there certainly not for conception although let's be frank it's probably safer than the other stuff he puts in his body yeah i mean you know he's taken off her brain why not take a sip of this right you want to try it [Laughter] cheers doctor i'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] don't do that don't even sniff it well maybe it's just yeah why is it what what is happening it's dry ice wait what's the ghost in the ghostbusters the ectoplasm yeah it's like growing do we need a fire extinguisher no it's dry yeah so i think we'll be okay on the fire hazard side of things well this is exciting joe rogan with 81 nicki minaj with eight percent came in second the cousin's story was uh was a real that was a really good moment of the year yeah doesn't won you got big balls but didn't win it yeah that's a shame yeah well congratulations to joe uh fantastic stuff you know pretty exciting category yeah yeah have you been hearing about the drama um what was willie who's the guy who pulled his music not willie nelson uh oh neil young yeah young his music he pulled all his music today yeah i saw that i think it's funny how all the conservatives are like this dude really thought uh spotify was gonna drop joe i don't think he ever thought that i think he's just making a conscientious no yeah 100 yeah um i was listening to tim paul talk about it obviously he had the worst uh the worst reaction ever i mean i don't know i i just think it's you can't get away with putting out that much [ __ ] without some kind of you know what i mean well certainly again it's like if we're going to talk about freedom the man's got a freedom to make a stand and we're right folks you understand and i and here i'm announcing today that i will be pulling all of our podcasts off no we're not doing that i mean no right no we're not making a stand here today folks thank you shout out to the uh wonderful uh i mean maybe we can but let's maybe not a snap decision in the middle oh i was gonna say i'm pulling i'm not pulling folks not today thank you um next up huge award huge category spiciest drama yeah last year toddy versus jeffrey that one winner yeah tati is she really knows how to spice things up doesn't she yeah and uh i think for the last like two years she was just going away for a while and coming back and dropping a massive video yeah really serious accusations yeah but she was kind of silent this last year wasn't she yeah so i don't even think she was nominated but boy we have a lot of categories here uh let me read them off here or well go ahead and play uh for spiciest drama let's take a look at our nominations spiciest drama [Music] creepshow art exposed one very recognizable source my stalker is shannon better known as creepshow art and what i believe to be her current husband anthony parker and shannon anthony if you're watching this you have no idea what you guys have done to me she suffered as far as i understand it the greatest percentage lost of subscribers of any cancellation ever it's over i am done i am not coming back to youtube and to everyone else go touch some [ __ ] graphs i am done i am [ __ ] done bad baby first doctor the whole dr phil show is they send these kids to either turnabout or these other programs that are also in utah but they're all wilderness programs and they're all [ __ ] up the abuse the malnourishing physical abuse mental abuse all that and this place is still up and running if she had a bad experience you know obviously i would i would hate that we'd be sorry about that this ranch is still listed on your website after a lawsuit about a murder a lawsuit about sexual abuse and a lawsuit about torture we're not involved in that we don't have any feedback from them he just said he's not involved in any treatment facility i go to are you [ __ ] nuts ace family lost their house okay catherine there's a lot of rumors that uh your house is getting foreclosed what do you have to say about that it's not true it's not true last month their double mansion was put on auction for nine million dollars apparently the contractor on the job wasn't even a real contractor they went into escrow without getting a certificate of occupancy t-channel nobody that have been making videos about us and talking about us in a negative light it's because they make money off of us and they're using you stop counting my money count my blessings hassan pika owning a house a massive amount of pushback and backlash because it came out that he had purchased a 3800 square foot home in west hollywood for 2.74 million dollars i am once again under the crossfires being mercilessly ripped apart by you know the greatest activists of all time anarchists on twitter twitch gambling exposed as a scam gambling ain't a thing to make money on if you think you're gonna make money gambling you're a [ __ ] idiot don't [ __ ] be dumb [ __ ] don't be dumb you it sure looks like a [ __ ] scam look at this this is their that dress maybe it's not this is their address you guys britney's fight to end the conservatorship britney spears broke down in tears at a hearing today over control of her life and fortune much of her life has been controlled in recent years by her father and a professional conservator after nearly 14 years it took a judge in this courthouse today less than 40 minutes to decide that britney spears conservatorship was no longer required for most ardent fans the legions of the free britney movement celebrating outside guys uh it seems britney is free really thank you guys the ending of frenemies david dobrik in the vlog squads meltdown though that documentary going clear about scientology yeah so our show turned into the going clear vlog squad okay ethan i'm sorry to my family and i'm sorry to my friends that i'm embarrassed and that this won't happen again wow what nomination is this yeah definitely all together you realize what a big year it's been huh yeah it's uh some big names who do you think's gonna take to dub i really can't decide spiciest drama i i don't know i think the vlog squads got this oh really yeah that was a that was a pretty big one but when you look back at the i mean hassan [ __ ] buying a house was probably oh yeah that too in my opinion yeah that was good unforgivable i feel like you're overlooking a pretty big one there um the ending of frenemies that's true that was a pretty good one yeah this was the only time we were allowed to mention trisha only by proxy so oh you could even i just noticed you'd even show her in the footage that's right we didn't even show on the footage it's wild wow that is wild isn't it well the twitch gambling the david dobrik one was huge i gotta give it up to bad baby who brought the heat to dr phil oh yeah that was good that was you know i'm not a fan of his now i'm a fan of hers yeah for doing that me too yeah she really brought the heat to mr potato head yeah uh well brittany too i mean britney spears she's free for pete's sake yeah and it's still going on right up until like a couple of weeks a week or so ago i think it's pretty much done at this point i mean she's posting her nudes to instagram she is free yeah literally and figuratively i made the beef between her and her sister oh yeah it's been going on still yeah well i think we'll be hearing about the brittany stuff for for years to come probably but dennis would you like to do us the honors here of course yeah spiciest spiciest drama wow wow so let's see who won uh oh wow with 69 percent of the uh the votes wow the ending of frenemies who could have seen that one coming in away this one this prize is for me is it not yeah yeah yeah i guess i have to take a sip uh no no no no no no no no don't do it i'm gonna drink it uh you gave it to me it's a steam i'm gonna drink it don't do that oh it's mine well let's get this out to trisha to congratulate her yeah because obviously you know takes two to tango yeah and uh so we got the runners up were david dobrik in the vlog squads meltdown throughout the year there was nine percent and then britney with eight percent yeah what a year man crazy year i gotta say tati first jeffrey won last year but these these are bigger dramas yeah it feels that way well perhaps because you were involved in well like 75 of them that's true it was a big year in the drama sphere wasn't it well live by the drama die by the drama that's what they say so thank you everybody congratulations thank you come on thank you buddy appreciate that all right wow damn rest in peace uh frenemies huh we don't talk about it but man that show was a big deal during the year you know oh yeah we were averaging four or five million views an episode it was the biggest podcast in the world i think during that time that whole moment with jeff the like the gotcha moment i was watching it back the other day and it was like i don't know to me it was like the the highlight of podcasts like in the year i think wow thank you so much it wasn't it was so it was it was so fun at the same time it was tragic and and funny yeah because he was clearly lying right the whole time yeah yeah and his willingness just to come on the show without any preparation at all uh was was fantastic and then there was that other the other wrinkle was that uh cat provided me additional evidence unseen evidence the phone yeah where he said he wasn't mm-hmm so that that's where we got the iconic okay ethan okay that we loved so well yeah there it is it was it was yeah it was crazy thank you man appreciate it what a year well coming around this is exciting this is fun is it not what a year what a time what a time what a time to be alive yeah glad to be here what a joy well a whole lot i got it yeah let's go ahead and uh get that over to trisha thank you worst apology is the next category last year's winner was jeffrey starr and that's going to be one that's going to be tough to last year jeffree star made an apology in his uh 12 mil or like 15 million dollar mansion and like i said and the opulence of his uh his like louis vuitton couch yeah yeah well i'll tell you what again it's like you look at the nominees this year i feel like it really dwarfs whatever jeffrey star did well i don't even remember what was he apologizing for he was apologizing for tati made a video accusing him and shane dawson of behind the scenes conspiring against james charles right yeah right and then uh yeah that's hard to beat look at this dude yeah good what a setting yeah well um i mean if you look at the nominees for example the first one here is travis scott i mean you're talking the stakes are hot oh yeah much much higher yeah well let's go ahead and roll it worst apology sienna may gomez after a month away i decided to take a month off the dancing video negativity surrounding my platform i know that this is why god and the universe have given me this platform i hope this can inspire you [Music] how's this even real yeah it is pretty incredible i love the interpretive dance apology it is uh innovative [Music] [Music] i always make sure that whatever the video i'm putting out i have the approval from that person um with the set situation i'm sorry i missed the mark with that one yep that's a good sign yeah with some of the actions i don't understand how he thought he could get away with stand for anything he missed and i've been really disappointed by some of my friends i speak oh lot louder than words that's it all right i love you guys see you later travis scott anytime i can make out you know anything that's going on you know you know i'd stop the show and you know help them get the help they need you know did anybody figure out why he was scratching his head he's so upset everybody continue to just keep your prayers love you all david delbrick again again two nominations hi guys it's um 1 45 in the morning and i'm finally by myself and i've never done this correctly and i've never done this respectfully a lot of people reached out to me saying cancer culture is [ __ ] and you need to fight back because you need to call people out probably don't worry about him i've never done apology the right way he's like james charles holding this one's good too especially considering he kept doing it many of you guys know about two years ago now i was involved with a very public online scandal uh when this first happened two years ago i uploaded a video to my channel called no more lies i'm sorry too yeah i forgot how crazy his hair was fans it was it's like a birthday night it's because it's already cracked embarrassing when i upload this tomorrow it is going to be april fool's day awful timing please please do not believe what you're hearing online so this is the truth all right what actually upsets me the most is that anybody else was hurt honest he then abused that trust to go and alter the code resulting in six figure profits for him and then leaving the rest of us to be blamed awesome wow what i can't honestly i have some guesses here i mean astro world probably the highest stakes apology to worst apology ratio yeah you know uh james charles obviously again holding myself accountable he's still doing it right that's yeah that's been shown and also you have the added element of him just going in there and admitting to two of them right and calling them victims in the middle of the the apology right which is a crime right he's admitted to a crime yeah and then he erased the apology and he erased it awesome and then he's a new one where he whitewashed yeah and then blamed everybody for like you know what a guy huh we love james charles around here yeah if i had to guess though oh god there's some really good apologies here i'm gonna guess travis scott just because the stakes are so high yeah the black and white yeah you know now let's take a look yes i think it's travis scott too yeah yeah okay worse apology 2021 the votes have been cast the people have spoken 47 percent and the winner is travis scott of astroworld one and only it's lit wow uh and and a runner-up james charles 31 and oh sienna gomez the dance video 10 david dobrik totally forgot sounds like the uh closest category so far yeah but that's a huge dub for for travis scott obviously a bunch of fatalities and uh how do how do you think sienna was like what do you think she was thinking of when she was choreographing that dance like i think she thought shh i think a lot enough people were like on her side publicly like big people that she thought it was i don't think it was an apology necessarily more like i am powerful i will not be i will not be slandered all my friends have my back like dave pork boy and a bun a huge tana mogo yeah joe had her how do you say her last name mojo okay yeah it's a lot of letters mojo mojo jojo mo uh so i think she thought it was a dub and uh well she hit the runner up so that yeah and that was stiff competition so shout out travis scott this one's for you my friend [Applause] very good maybe the last award he ever gets yeah that's true yeah that's a that's a full-on cancellation huh you think travis scott will ever make it back on into the limelight uh i think yeah i think i think pretty soon he's going to make it back i mean the the you know the whole thing with kanye trying to go to his daughter's birthday and kim kardashian not letting him so that like a lot of people who follow the kardashians we're speculating that part of the reason why kanye said publicly that travis scott is the one who gave him the address to find the party was because chris jenner was trying to make it make him seem a little more like a nice guy yeah like start rehabilitating his image uh i'm afraid you're right i think i think he's gonna be back before too long yeah probably in a few years most people will just forget and that's the way it goes eh what's a few what's a few fatalities and uh yeah and the scheme of things right yeah oh well moving on oh here we have an update travis scott fans are pushing hard from the headline next year's coachella and even have a petition going to get him on the stage next year they don't want him in they want a headline the big comeback i don't see that happening necessarily but uh who knows yeah the crazy world we live in isn't it yeah maybe he'll run for president yeah well i wouldn't be surprised up next we have most frivolous lawsuit this is a really uh stiff competition yeah four entries all powerful anyone could take it go ahead let's see it most frivolous lawsuits trilovus ethan klein copyright free speech is under attack fair use is under attack this is a serious message with peace and love peace and love shall live as ethan klein how many cautious interference very right our right to exist on youtube is under attack by ryan chilly this ethan klein website cyber squad this is the third lawsuit against me by an elite hollywood executive merely for exercising my free speech my right to have an opinion ryan cavanaugh versus ethan klein defamation he's seeking to destroy me to de-platform me to bankrupt me this is not a drill well what do you think one two three or four i think the most the fourth one was where the website won right that was the third one actually that was the third squatting yeah the cyber squatting to me that one was just absolutely ridiculous well that one doesn't even make sense like it doesn't even make sense actually speaking of which since we're on the topic if you guys go ahead into google and type ryan kavanagh you're going to see our website is number one really yeah number one i mean google google recognize you know good websites and information when they see it if you guys want to type ryan cavin on the search bar and go ahead and click this honestly if i were him i'd be grateful so that nobody confuses him that's what i'm saying it's a public service what could he be mad about i mean spend some time on the website educate yourself play the game i mean look at the the the resemblance is uncanny they look so similar yeah um here you can just play the game read up about him so yeah highly recommend you guys do that thank you thank you by the way yeah just an added thing i think he should be did you see this clip mike tyson was on the knuck boys and he said he still hasn't been fully paid for his trailer fight yeah yeah yeah shouldn't he be more worried about paying mike tyson instead of suing you like all this money with the lawyers well to be honest with you i don't think he has much money to pay out he probably owes mike like tens of millions yeah imagine yeah and the lawsuits is probably costing him maybe the hope is the money he gets from you you know what you call that when you get money from one person to pay another oh there is a term for that isn't it it's some sort of scheme oh yeah that's right not that he's runs upon no no no we would never we would never make right kavanaugh does not run a ponzi scheme that i'm aware of right now how would i know uh so go ahead do us the honors dance most frivolous lawsuits let's see one two three or four let's see it's exciting so ryan cavanaugh versus ethan klein defamation with 46 percent thank you ryan oh we need to yep here's a cup of tea for ryan kavanagh technically is that for you is it for me it's at least a shared trophy with uh oh yeah yeah yeah so it makes sense well i don't want to hang out with you so you can have the word you know 46 and then the cyber squatting at 22 and then copyright infringement with 18. wow beautiful yeah too much wine sorry yeah too much wine you had too much wine what did you say about natalie portman again have an inappropriate relationship with a 14-year old natalie department oh what why is he saying that i mean that is just disgusting awful that's the only reason i came yeah yeah well anyways uh congratulations to ryan well deserved well deserved yeah um we're at a uh 30 minutes so i think it's time to throw all right well we've got two sponsors to thank real fast and when we come back you guys aren't going to want to miss we have the best categories coming up it's a whole 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and let me tell you [Applause] uh wait last year last year the winner was one day one day yeah was really really really really really sad by dixie dimillio uh this year we have some good i feel like we're the heyday of influencer music is a little behind us that every day bro yeah i do miss those days a bit yeah uh it it feels like uh i i mean some are some influencers are still trying but i feel like the majority of them have just like maybe settled with just accepting that they're not musicians yeah yeah that's not good but man those were the days well ethan if you really are um pining for the days of jake paul uh songs i have some fantastic news for you tweeted diss track on dana white just a few hours ago wow so maybe we're returning to the glory days after all this should be pretty high budget that should be interesting i'm actually going to watch this one he definitely got some ghost writers probably this time yeah i was going to say that a lot of people are speculating that he has ghost writers now or at least better ghost writers because apparently nick crompton or whatever wrote the last the last one so maybe he actually got real ghost writers this time no he said that who nick crompton said he wrote it yeah really he said he wrote that line that uh oh he wrote the uh london england is my city yeah oh man wow well real lyrical genius let's go ahead and see who our nominees are worst influencer song [Music] addison ray obsessed oh of course avoiding um copyright claims corpse husband hot demon [ __ ] near you was that the actual title you know people get angry people really simply corpse but i gotta say logan paul dink doink ding dong you're my favorite coin want you to dink on my face take a drink and like nobody [Music] [Applause] i think it just got to a point where people were like oh that's what he does pretty incredible ding doink is a banger i'm i i can't lie i'm not i'm not super familiar with the other three you know yeah are you uh the i remember the addison the corpse one no i did watch the dream one um so yeah but the the dink doing i i mean that one that's a that's a because that gets you in yeah and that comes with like the package of the scam yeah so that's a shoe and i gotta say well let's take a look the winner is drum roll please the winner of worst influencer song with 59 goes to logan paul dink doink [Applause] [Music] i love how people say he's like rehabilitated his image and stuff bro he's straight up scammed people like a year less than a year ago yeah like just actively scammed people so we like that for him uh runners up include addison ray obsessed 23 and dream mask sorry dream uh 12 but uh logan paul tink donk there you go let's go congratulations logan yeah congrats we'll have to send that out by the way i should mention that we had um message all the nominees uh every single one of them probably in the hundreds yeah um uh if they wanted to send in a message or a thank or an acceptance or acceptance or anything we got zero responses well they're lost not a lot of interest this year maybe next year oh jake wrote nick crompton's lyrics oh that's so i had it backwards so actually jake is the idiot oh but you would think isn't nip nick crompton english so you think you would be like i think he would correct him but yeah when he was on the when jake was on the podcast years ago he was telling you that he felt bad because he wrote the lyrics oh nick didn't want to wrap it but he ended up doing it anyways and then became a meme glenn is my city rip should have been like yo jake you know right okay well we're reacting old drama [Laughter] all right well moving on right along here this is a category that i love biggest cringe moment oh yeah this is uh gonna be a great category i can tell huge entries yeah looking forward to seeing the nominees let's take a look yeah biggest cringe moment keemstar on aiden ross's stream oh now he's [ __ ] famous you're in trouble why oh [ __ ] that crypto [ __ ] [Music] man that's hard to beat yeah [Music] tory lanez he was like saying that i had like a little dick my dick didn't work as [ __ ] and he got in trouble with youtube six battle bro what do you think about that ryan cavanaugh's oh yeah i mean ryan sent me a direct message on july 11th listen to this ship you have been warned and i will not be threatened and maligned and stand by idly govern yourself accordingly sir wow right kavanagh yeah wow uh stephen crowder panicking so many great countries do you know that um the spartans are that they are like uh practice man love with children oh oh there he is oh no sam cedar what a what what a [ __ ] nightmare i had no idea this was going to happen i thought i thought ethan was a stand-up guy dream he just needed a astrophysicist to prove he didn't cheat and admitted to cheating one of my speeders that i did on twitch has been analyzed by the speedrun.com volunteer mod team and deemed as improbable to a degree that is nearly impossible so lucky in fact that they came to the mathematical conclusion that it had 1 in 7.5 trillion odds of happening i hired a professional statistician with a phd that is an active astrophysicist you know that one odd was my data shows quote no statistically significant evidence that dream was modifying the probabilities here today dream finally admitted to cheating his 1.16 speedrun and in a nearly 3 000 word apology claimed that it was all just an accident well he wrote 3 000 word apology yeah and megan saying it was a relationship you said to me a whole college essay and i said i am weed this is actually maybe the most cringey for me personally is watching the kingdom kelly uh perform on the table that is a good category yeah what are you feeling in there uh i mean there's so many that stephen crowder moment is so hilarious and just how much like because you know that that he has such a huge ego and that you just see that man crumble like in front of you the moment that he realizes he couldn't hide it and you see his co-host just like cross in front of the camera he's like going to say you know yeah he couldn't hide it he crumbled it was a it was a great moment i think it's hard it's going to be real hard to overcome keemstar though because that stream was just it was so powerful you could see a direct correlation between keemstar's views dropping and that stream yeah yeah i mean keemstar everything about keemstar's existence is cringe that's true you could just write off the human himself yeah and put him in the category exactly now he's comparing me to hitler i didn't say that i didn't either why didn't i say that well it could go to any one of these i mean the dream one by itself too i mean he hired a astrophysicist to prove he didn't cheat knowing he cheated i mean wow that that that's incredible well go ahead uh okay i believe it's your turn here this is a big one this is a big one guys and the winner of the steamy is with 54 percent keemstar and ross's stream yeah you know what keemstar this one's for you my friend take a nice steaming sip of uh steamy here that was hard to overcome it it is yeah yeah yeah and i think the best part about all of it is just watching people's reactions the way everybody was cool they were just they seemed like they wanted to welcome him and he just turned the entire room against him from the first second yeah he was talking about my my sexual prowess and stuff like uh he talked i mean what a disaster dude don't go hang out in a room with dudes and talk about some other dude's penis that's just not the way it is that's not the vibe stop keemstar's usually cringe alone but the same in a public setting was just amazing like that oh yeah yeah yeah yeah runner up runner-ups were stephen crowder panicking at the site of sam cedar with 16 percent and mgk and megan fox with 12 well i am lead yeah i am i am weed well congratulations keemstar well well congratulations well deserved yeah it's a remind it is a really good reminder that when you take a guy like keemstar and you put him in the wild in a real real life situation then you can realize actually what up awful human being he's just he's you know he's not cool yeah he's just a cringe factory he can barely co-exist with people outside of the internet yeah that's that's a good reminder yeah yeah team star shut up exactly well moving on uh worst influencer scam oh wow this was definitely the year of influencer scams i think with the rise of of the cryptos and the nfts yeah it's just been a really good uh profitable time for them the whole crypto thing from the get was just it was like a run for the hills like a gold rush for who can scam the most people 100 yeah it's i think a gold rush is the perfect way to put it yeah and uh to this day nobody's really facing accountability even to save the kids who are totally exposed they're just 100 of fraud uh there's really no repercussions so um shout out to all those guys who have you know turned this uh into a profit with no repercussions yeah that's the influence your dream right yeah i guess for some influencers all right well go ahead with the with the nominations this is exciting one worst influencer scam austin mcbroom oh yeah boxing event gladiator battle for bryce hall's never getting paid main event youtube superstar don't even pay the bank for his house how are you going to pay price yeah two weeks after the fights went down we learned yesterday the fighters themselves have not been paid i can't believe what i just said and it's a cardinal sin you don't put on a fighting event and forget to um pay the [ __ ] fighters logan paul think dude this whole [ __ ] tribute is doing things or whatever the [ __ ] you think it's like a spring it's a crypto meme coin and uh it's [ __ ] it's hilarious it's [ __ ] hilarious it's the dumbest cutest [ __ ] i've ever seen i mean because if you don't know about crypto [ __ ] coins like most of them don't have utility and so you know dink doing he's literally describing a scam yeah no utilities and not disclosing that he's the creators yeah in south park style i'm a ding dong fan it's the dumbest [ __ ] i've ever seen in this one yeah you made it you really 350 000 ferrari so the winner has been chosen the guy's address ended up being here right in l.a how many tickets did you buy dude i just bought one for all what one well it came with like 100 or something right i thought this whole show was a scam i think it just seems like a scam because it's too it's it's it's too epic yeah it's too good to be true face imagine it turned out to be a scam it was promoted by some of the biggest influencers in the world and i support save the kids token save the kids token save the kids token save the kids tokens do not believe what you're hearing online all of these people making videos think that they know the truth and that they know who's responsible i need your help i know you use your own blue light how was that skincare so i did something about it i worked with experts to figure out the best and safest ingredients for blue light protection meet reflect it's the skin care collection that's for everyone who uses a screen many people were quick to accuse the brand of being based in pseudoscience people also began to point out that the website had some disclaimers that made things a little hard to believe like we are not responsible if information made available on this site is accurate because that is unbelievable they were like they were literally singing shakespeare's sheep how much do they pay you as a flat fee every month for fulfilling your contractual obligations to them i'll probably get in trouble for releasing it but i'll tell you a million a million a month wow good money there's honestly so many in there i mean my on my money the biggest scam probably just on scale and shock factor probably austin mcbroom oh yeah and because it was like a whole spectacle yeah yeah and you know austin's kind of a prolific scammer in his own right mm-hmm yeah i mean there is literally video footage of himself saying you guys got something in reality he literally admitted to it yeah well in the context of that one he was saying you guys got scammed by our partners yeah yeah yeah of course yeah never their fault but uh in terms of you know i mean khalid ding dong was good save the kids was a huge one the whole thing about like we're doing this to save the kids and in reality they're just you know oh yeah and that's perhaps the most disgusting one because you're using kids as uh right yeah i mean like it's like a comic book yeah comic book villain yeah yeah like james bond villain types save the kids yeah and the one thing that wasn't conveyed in the nilk one is that the car was literally parked like one block away in a parking garage for like a month leading up to the winner yeah it made no sense yeah wow well drum roll competitive category the winner of influencer scam 2021 wow 47 the winner is austin mcbroom youtubers vs tick talkers yeah congratulations austin he got to be he he might be you know austin might be getting scammer of the decade coming up here you probably yeah yeah 47 percent uh saved the kids 28 and logan paul dink doing 16 yeah that sounds about right to me yeah yep you know he he had done austin actually he he's done uh i think two other big charity events that were just straight up pocketing the money yeah i think i heard about a basketball event or something two of those yeah cheers cheers i definitely agree with that yeah just playing with the dry ice a little bit there interesting all right well that's exciting yeah uh the next one is a category of one uh worst award show oh i wonder i wonder who that could be worst award show we were not nominated by the way oh yeah that's great yeah which is good news yeah go ahead and roll the uh nominations west awards show the streamies kids and family the lebrandt fam oh my god did you watch it this year no i don't ever watch that [ __ ] they did it in like a van the whole award show was in a van wasn't it and isn't this from it no this is from other years oh what is the name that they did in a van they drove around and handed awards oh no [ __ ] yeah i mean the people that win this [ __ ] are so insane shane dawson accepting the streaming on his behalf is tana mojo [Music] nobody expected to see me here but what about myself nick huh oh you think i'm kidding [Music] what oh yeah tally shout out to who are you vitaly garbage love you bro should be in prison or might be in prison yeah i think he may be going to prison for unrelated to this this year i became one of the most hated youtubers on the platform entertainment that's maybe because i let ricegum punch me in the face or maybe because i came out and said 99 of the pranks on youtube are fake but i want to say this look at this one time i looked at myself in the mirror and i based myself based on what i read on the comments i felt worthless i felt ugly i felt gay i felt like that's just based on what they thought i felt gay feels good to actually win something oh you want a bunch today about the streamies i mean really and that's it i'm really excited to see who wins what did fouseytube mean when he said i felt gay i don't know man he's the only one who could tell us that yeah i mean is he i mean i love that well he was he was listing off a bunch of um negative feelings that uh the youtube comments was making him feel um so it's a little odd that one of those bad things is gay yeah so who is he is who is gay is he gay if you feel gay that means you want to you ugly have sex with men if you're a man no comment there's food make you gay and that makes him gay if he feels gay i think so possibly i don't know i'm waiting for zach that oh and i got news for you that means you're gay oh there it is well not that there's anything wrong with that of course just took me off guard there yeah the steamies by the way the biggest [ __ ] award show hey hey how dare you streamies thank you of course we are inspired by the streamies the steamies and our plan is to overtake them we were going to get a big auditorium right uh if trisha didn't quit like prove it also is a fact yeah we were going to go big this year trisha ruined everything uh but that's okay i don't think anyone would have shown up for them uh interestingly the same winners of the steamies there's a lot of crossover of the winners of the streamies yep i noticed that what's that mean well anyway they didn't nominate us this year for best podcast despite us you know being on uh consistently in like the top 25 in the world uh so basically the worst award show by vote 100 the streamies [Applause] hundred percent of the vote [ __ ] the streamies [ __ ] your award shows [ __ ] nobody cares nobody watches it nobody cares [ __ ] you 100 percent enjoy yeah [ __ ] you guys your stupid-ass van have they did it in a van i couldn't believe it so what they were driving in people's houses they were driving around los angeles in this i i actually think it was like a double decker bus or something and it was larae and his friend who were co-hosting it and they would just stop and the person would come out and they were like you won and they would like pretend like they were surprised like they didn't know you know what i mean wow was it i imagine it was a kova thing probably yeah yeah yeah well [ __ ] them yeah you know what i'm saying the screamings that just sucks dude well the next one is going to be a big one the biggest this feels illegal but for some reason nobody faces consequence award this is a new award no previous winners um what'd you say baby nothing i was saying maybe we did win and swami didn't let them in the gate oh you think they just tried and swami just shot the kill swami took them out you don't think they'd notify me i wasn't even nominated bro oh that's true i was just straight up not even nominated right all right we do talk [ __ ] about them like every year but yeah well it's not supposed to be biased based on who likes you or not that's not what a real award show is right yeah you're defending the story it's supposed to be whoever merit yeah exactly right [ __ ] i mean everybody talks [ __ ] on award shows exactly like jimmy kimmel has a whole thing with uh the golden globes or what is it the golden globes or something he hates one of those award shows he hosts them he also hosts them yeah he's yeah who cares [ __ ] the streamers all right biggest this feels illegal but for some reason nobody faces consequences award this is gonna be a good one yeah roll it biggest this feels illegal but for some reason nobody faces consequences award huge new bombshell allegations against david dobrik and dom zeglitas aka dirty dog you had insider reporting that a young woman who was featured in a david dobrik vlog back in 2018 claimed that she was by a vlog squad member dirty dumb the night that they were filming a vlog for david's channel james charles has also been recently accused of inappropriately messaging both young fans some actually going on to claim that he is accusation that he flirted with a team fan came up today the alleged james charles interactions with miners shows a pattern of jc getting aggressive plus claiming that the miner lied about their age when screenshots leaked another one of my friends came out the video i was a powerpoint like passed out on the couch when they told me about what happened uh they said they pulled her off of me that night she posted a 15 part aggressive video gaslighting everything about what happened how much she loved me and that i was using her for clout jake paul actually just got accused of sexually assaulting a woman back in the summer of 2019. and the woman who goes by the name justine paradise on her social media channels posted 20 minutes and it should be covered that way my name's frasier my name is jarvis i'm chico i'm ricegum oh i recognize these guys save the kids they want to donate over 1 million dollars to charity in 30 days this is gonna be one of the biggest charity coins ever the first day it pumps and immediately it dumps stuff all the way to negative 90 shout out to the kids in the coin sold off immediately and why would ricegum the king of the lambos do anything if he's not actually involved in some of the project you're here to meet a 13 year old this one is crazy so what brings you out here today um whoa i was uh well i was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake yeah and then go back home wow that edp one huge huge yeah that one might be hard to beat yeah the there's so many moments from it there was him pounding the guy when he first met him found it bo yeah we're good right yeah the cupcake and then walking away and they're like following him you know we never really talked about edp thing on this show but what happened was he was chatting up like i forgot how do you remember how old the girl was she was like 12 or 13. she was like really young yeah and he went to meet her for a uh you know an act and uh he told them it was done by these guys who like i guess that's what they do they're like uh want to be chris hanson's yeah and he said i was just coming to get a cupcake yeah which is awesome yeah yeah i love that uh the decoy in his case said she was 13 he said that 12 year olds are too young and gross okay so yeah big 12s are gross 13s are good according to edp well i don't know i mean edp is a big one but david dobrik james charles james charles was huge this guy is a prolific predator i mean yeah we're talking about what in the teens the dozens or over a dozen there are numerous yeah and uh 16. and the weird thing about it was that a lot of their videos would get immediately taken down right a lot of the the there was uh that one of the kids on take like his entire platform like all of his platforms were deleted you know i think face down from like legal threats probably legal yeah or something sister sniped sister i mean you see that a lot too the same thing happened with people like kevin spacey who um yeah was notorious for people would accuse him and then just immediately uh retract everything and disappear were you trying to tell me something or die or die oh yes no a bunch of kevin like literally multiple of kevin spacey's accusers died like of weird circumstances i'm sure that's a coincidence yeah oh yeah like house of cards type he really is that character it's wild yeah that's why he was so good actually just being himself autobiographical mm-hmm well do the honors let's get a drum roll please dennis let's do this the winner of biggest it feels illegal but for some reason nobody faced concerts with with 59 percent it is uh james charles allegedly admits to sexting fighters congratulations james that's huge yeah and well deserved yeah that's actually well deserved thank you yeah cheers pump to you my friend and the irony of it is less than a month ago there was another kid who had just turned 18 right the same thing happened yeah no it's like it's like he hasn't changed yeah or like urges he can't control uh yet he has a platform and uh he's changed he's changed in one way he just keeps getting older and they say the same age baby oh yeah uh next one's uh runner-ups are david dobrik sexual misconduct insider article details abuse within the vlog squad at 15 and then santa may caught on video as saying jack wright what 10 percent well well wow that's a huge that's just a resounding victory for for james james there yeah yeah actually uh following up from our little um kevin spacey details um you sent me something wait i saw something someone three of kev it was a cam and yeah three of kevin spacey's accusers have died that's awesome yeah out of how many uh i i don't i've lost track dude john doe wait john doe that's not his real name well i think that one was uh reported anonymously so hari ben three of kevin spacey's accusers have straight up died this year well [ __ ] shout out wow to the king himself kevin spacey you don't take he don't mess around play around yeah uh well fantastic fantastic fantastic jail no jail that's the problem no jail for any of them uh up next is most shameless click bait good category yeah oh 15 he had 15 accusers that's what i'm saying yep that's a lot to usa today i didn't realize kevin spacey had that many accusers 50 those are almost james charles numbers those are james charles numbers although james charles is only what a third of his age so oh true yeah he was about to become uh chairman of relativity media i know yeah well kevin spacey yeah he was about to take over ryan kavanaugh's job are you [ __ ] kidding me no for real that awesome i mean and the other person in consideration was harvey weinstein but allegedly by some reports huh so two great men to replace another great man and when the company folded it before there's no surprise there yeah yeah you some might call it a house of cards yeah oh i see we did there all right let's see our nominees for most shameless clickbait most shameless clickbait [Music] jordan cheyenne we are heartbroken come closer for the video closer oh no this is so sad act like you're crying really quick h3 podcast we broke up okay why don't we just do like me and ela or breaking up or something like that we're getting divorced i mean that's pretty good right we haven't done that before no we are still together that vid that podcast got a lot of views job babe that was it she said she fell off the mountain that's ridiculous i was truly just riddled with anxiety i had convinced myself that her daughter had had cancer and it sounds so blunt and so almost bad to say but i was convinced and i kept justifying reasons wait their daughter didn't have cancer because of daughter did you did you follow the story i didn't follow that no but i know they've used their kids for like the longest time for stuff like so so yeah they had a video titled she got diagnosed with cancer still up still up and then still called that not cancer in fact they even showed up as a a child in a hospital bed yeah here let me you got to see that and by the way these are like christian uh she got cancer she got diagnosed with cancer look at this it's still documented that's not hurt that's not their child doctor that's a faux documentary they said what is it a parody of a document what how do you they added documentary after they got in there yeah and i don't think this was the original the original thumbnail did have their daughter in i think it was like all the family it looked like she was dead or something they made it look like she died someone's saying wow how is adding documentary to the title though supposed to make it better for them it's because they have to explain why the [ __ ] is he in their visiting someone else's kid oh cause it's not his kid huh yeah pretty incredible right and this and remind you these are like the good christian yeah boys yeah the brands that one's gotta win that was just [ __ ] wow wow man i don't know yep hp podcast pretty good runner mail maybe what do you think let's let's get the drum roll going most shameless click bait 2021 the winner with a resounding 59 percent goes to the lebron family she got diagnosed with cancer you can't beat that yeah you really even you know the prince family the ace family nobody can con compete with those good god-fearing christians when they decide to do click bait they go all the way yeah my child died of cancer i mean it says a lot when not even the ace family would go that far right no it does say a lot hey man brother uh runner up myself h3 podcast we broke up 27 thank you guys prince family bianca fell off a mountain in hawaii while rock climbing [Laughter] exactly what happened thank you guys what is it what's this stuff oh my goodness every video every single one well this one i have to say um you're up for an award my friend oh yeah oh wow okay best youtube drama slash news coverage this one is actually not even like a diss this is just a straight up award oh wow yeah well i've uh i'm honored to be you know go ahead to be nominated say more it's i i don't i don't ever win awards so i'm like i'm fine it's great i mean what else well the competition is stiff i think you've got a great chance here i would say but let's go ahead and see the uh the nominees shall we and this isn't biased nobody knew you were going to be here oh yes [Music] nonstop like just [ __ ] blatant lies name one one [ __ ] lie that somebody's made up about you i'll wait d'angelo wallace celebrities are out here trying to give me hope for covenant team but they all have such a tremendous lack of taste i'm honestly more worried about them giving me kovid 19 itself mr beard did you know that according to tick tocker sienna may if you answered yes that means you can do whatever you want to with absolutely no consequences mysterious i hate this change the dislike count went away from me about three or four days ago and i find it very annoying because i always like to look at the like to dislike ratios on every single video that i watch scarce hey what's up guys it's scarce here now our first story of today comes from dr disrespect so i'm sure you all know at this point that dr disrespect was one of the top twitch streamers rich blocks i don't know how y'all found out but y'all did it girl jeffrey starr's alleged boyfriend has now been exposed yes adam mcintyre welcome to today's video we have the official response from emily artful to shannon creep show art it's so ironic that crease in her name is like because she's such a [ __ ] great right yeah well this is our one category where you know it's not an insult necessarily it's not an insult at all this is just pure um this is just all love here all right from the fans she's uh my my my guess would be honestly on death noodles that's who i would that's who i'm expecting to win obviously d'angelo wallace is a favorite but i don't even think he posted last year no yeah i think he's been taking a break i wish he would come back because i love his videos i think he's great me too uh mysterious obviously had a huge year yeah her trisha paytas series was uh was it was a big deal it was a big deal it was extremely in-depth i don't think i've seen something that in depth in like a while like and actually it really brought to light you know the mr r uh riney thing yeah i wasn't aware of and really compelling uh case that that on that one yeah that it was uh fabricated accusation right um but you know rick rick's rick lux the house whatever rick lux the house girl rich lux i i love rich lux i think he's i think he's hilarious but all everyone here is uh is great and we honor them all do you want to do the honors oh you want me to do it i i feel like it's kind of awkward if i do it yeah all right youtube drama news coverage oh mama i'm rooting for you buddy here we go the winner is wow 57 huge majority here wow this is shocking [Music] death noodles all right well thank you thank you so much hey i'm gonna take can i can i say something i'm gonna split my award with everyone because here's the thing i want everyone to to do more news coverage so we can just uh to kill keemstar's piece of the pie [ __ ] them more the more the married exactly the more the merrier so more death noodles i appreciate it though thank you so much everyone you're sharing it with all the knowledge sharing it with all the nominees everyone i d'angelo so you come back rich lux cause you're you keep it up girl yeah uh mr beard i feel like uh he's been uh his videos are just mind-blowing yeah he's good yeah um scarce a legend keep it come back come back we missed you exactly he like comes back for a while then he leaves comments yeah um and then we forget adam adam mackay that's great mysterious is great so shout out to all the nominees but def there's only one winner death noodles by 57 congratulations buddy adam mcintyre appreciate it 17 uh uh and second runner-up d'angelo wallace who who by the way 12 and that's with not posting a video and you know yeah shout out to all them congratulations you buddy you could that that's all yours should i drink it yeah take a sip down at all the dry ice everything am i gonna die if i do it okay so yeah there's a good chance all right well i'm really happy you won you know you were definitely my vote well i appreciate it thank you you've had a big year you know there's been a lot of growth there's been or yeah last year i think was it was a big year for you right it was yeah it was a great year i mean it was uh i just i i love like i'm obsessed with like working so as long as i have work to do i'm happy there's always work to do in this world yeah exactly yeah so uh yeah it's great i love it good son of a [ __ ] are you working [Laughter] are you a one-man show or do you work with people at this uh i'm mostly like a one-man show but i am like i have been like uh trying to like hire people who can like help me um i just haven't found like the right people yet so uh but yeah it's still trying to wrong pipe we're on fire did you drink the dry ice no it's the water i think i looked away for a second does it taste like battery acid water thank you zach [Applause] as you were saying okay yeah i'm okay what we usually uh yeah so that's pretty much it well yeah well i'm wishing for another big year for you next year yeah just keep it up love your videos watch them all the time and thank you i love your insta you got banned on twitter obviously but your updates on instagram are great too and i follow a lot there yeah that's why i've been posting mostly yeah so keep it up next category is a nice one best attempt at murdering your friend yeah i this one is uh it's a toss-up i think this is where we've come in the influencer world i mean this is a category we have three strong nominees yeah so let's roll it best attempt at murdering your friend david dobrik hitting jeff widdick with an excavator does this make you happy [ __ ] all my face [ __ ] off hold on i don't know how to approach it obviously i've never been in a situation like this neither has jeff neither probably any of us i didn't know the correct way to go about any of it the other way would have killed me nikki and dan felipe putting the dog down that wasn't really shut up no i can't quite say it bryce hall knocking out foosie too and my immediate reaction which obviously wasn't the right reaction was to just punch this [ __ ] you know what i'm not even gonna necessarily say that bryce did the wrong thing in that moment yeah i gotta see it a little bit of self-defense because he was like yeah touching people not backing up yeah i mean a punch was was was relatively justified i would say in that moment uh boy i mean david dolberg's gonna be hard to beat oh yeah yeah uh taking the excavator out in the into the wilderness camera the other operating heavy machinery yeah you gotta love that i mean most people they have osha they have a license they have a super safety supervisor david dobrik takes a full-blown excavator ties his friend to the end and then only uses one hand to operate it and holds the camera other that's he's really trying to kill jeff he must hate jeff yeah like that's one thing i don't understand like he has a nine million dollar mansion right yeah he can't afford to pay one guy one or two people he had one safety medicine he didn't have a medic not even medic they had to drive with his head he describes it his head's like falling off his face like out of his face as they're driving to the hospital and they're like don't look don't look in the mirror yeah don't look but yeah that's crazy yeah it's great and then you've got the uh the other family there they just straight up killed their dog that they just got like a month ago because uh he wasn't potty trained or something i don't know it was uh i think it was part of like the thing with a kid right that uh tried to bite their kid or something yeah so they're like we're gonna kill you yeah oh yeah and he said i wanted to take the dog and back and kill him myself he wanted to do uh he says old he mentions old yeller yeah except with yeah you know the difference is they love their dog yep he had an incurable fatal disease the only incurable fatal disease is your stupidity my friend okay so well i believe it's your you're up there right so best attempt at murdering your friend drum roll please big winner 2021 huge category oh with uh 70 of the vote it's uh david dobrik no surprises here hitting with an excavator 78 78 well the category was practically made for him let's be honest basically yeah yeah uh and then uh the runners-up were uh the philippines putting down their dog with 20 and then bryce hall knocking out fouseytube yeah that wasn't really a guess attempt at murder but a good moment nonetheless yeah well congratulations to david he had a big year 2021 was a big drama field year for him yeah actually drama is kind of even to kind of really just straight up crimes i would say for the most oh yeah yeah yeah i'm pretty sure if jeff if janet jeff had died you would have gone to manchester united manslaughter right oh no no doubt no doubt about it yeah actually he would have been deported too probably eh because he's here on a on a great card you can't do felony at the time i don't think he had it he was on on daca now he has it oh he got that yeah he would have he would have gone to jail yeah man yeah and then like what's crazy is talking to jeff apparently they just he paid for his medical bills and then kind of ghosted him so oh yeah because he david was like a hair away from killing a man and ruining his own life forever yeah and then he you know narrowly avoided that and then he's like well cool back to business yep what a guy love him for that you notice how they're not hanging out that much anymore either well of course yeah yeah i'm sure jeff has an incredible amount of resentment and david uh he only likes to be surrounded by uh pristine faces yeah no blemishes no blemishes that's not good for the vlog yeah he used to be beautiful and uh well you have to be beautiful to be uh in david's vlog do you think that's mostly from david that they're not hanging out because they were after the documentary came out they were for like jeff was at his house a bunch of times yeah yeah and then all of a sudden it kind of like dropped off like the vlog squad members still stopped by jeff's podcast and stuff but i think they both had a vet vested interest i think jeff probably just wanted to uh heal emotionally david obviously had a vested interest in rehabilitating his image and seeing them together yeah and i'm sure that jeff holds in a tremendous amount of resentment and no i don't think david has any interest in seeing jeff uh he's obviously if one thing's been proven throughout last year is that david is uh he has uh he's might well be a a sociopath and so i think he has no interest in uh yeah with jeff there a constant reminder of uh you know of that the potentially one of the biggest mistakes of his life yeah yeah hopefully the biggest was there hopefully you know you can hopefully it doesn't do anything yeah yeah hopefully it stops here we're gonna have a big year next year eh for the steamies well here's a big one worst midlife crisis wow let's let's look at the nominees yeah worst midlife crisis keemstar this is gonna be real hard to beat [Music] wow that's hard to be here man [Music] no words needed the shirt in the pool [Music] ryan kavanagh oh it says harvey weinstein i mean it's it's understandable to confuse him yeah it's ryan cavanaugh just to be clear not harvey weinstein harvey weinstein's in jail [Music] wow those fits are just so wild man look at those fits do we have any shots of brad the ball [Music] kanye don't play with me don't play with my children and ain't no security gonna get in between me and my children and you ain't gonna gas like me dana white what did they do i never responded to the challenge well he's like beefing with jake paul boys i do not yeah you said tell your man of this jake after the fight jake yeah will and shady this one's pretty good it is not your responsibility to make your wife happy right just like it's not my wife's responsibility to make me happy you've been on a hell of a journey with me that's the typically responsibility right right you know it's healing that needs to happen absolutely so what happened jaden he hates her when jeff bezos has a midlife crisis the whole world suffers i want to hear this shatner's just not down with any of this [Applause] some tough competition well you know the shoe ends got to be keemstar and not just because he's a frequent topic between the two of us but genuinely as far as midlife cri you got a a 40 year old man dating you know 18 year old teenagers fresh out of high school and then he's too embarrassed he calls them they're his assistants i mean my goodness i'm busted yeah yeah well what do you think kirk i mean uh i think keemstar yeah keemstar is probably at the top of it uh i would also say uh the will smith and jada stuff was just really it felt like it was an onslaught of like they just kept over sharing stuff about their relationships and it kept getting crazier and crazier so but mostly his wife or mostly jada huh well it was mostly date at the beginning then he put out this uh he had his uh by like his uh what do you call it his memoir okay and in his memoir he had like stuff he talked about being jealous of tupac and like having these like uh you know sexual disorders and yeah yeah he there was one thing about he said like because he was sleeping with so many groupies he would like throw up instead of orgasming stuff like that now that's good yeah he would throw up instead of orgasm that's what he said on them or privately uh i don't know he never really explained he said it was like a psycho he said it was a psychosomatic uh reaction well yeah that is an overfear yeah certainly yeah well worst midlife crisis 2021 the people have voted 49 the winner is keemstar of course deserved well deserved well they're very well deserved and this is actually keemstar's second uh steamy i believe oh he's sweeping today yeah he he's almost for a hat trick coming up here yeah uh ryan cavanaugh was a runner up 29 kanye west 12 percent yeah it kind of is going a bit off the rails too he had a recent one where uh that was pretty good just the other day ian where he was like uh it's gonna all be legal baby it's all going to be legal and i'm coming for the kids or some [ __ ] yep yeah he's having like his toxic divorced dad uh era yeah it's not never good when the kids are involved you know yeah yeah keemstar wow congratulations keemstar hey guy stupid [ __ ] and my my condolences to his uh his girlfriends yeah that's gotta be if if if will smith is puking on people instead of organizing i can only imagine what keemstar does oh yeah can you imagine being in your 40s and dating somebody who still has braces on i can't man i really can't that's just that's a lot especially when you have a young daughter who's probably closer in age to the girlfriend yeah than to him a 10 year old fan right away 10 year old 10 year old what okay edp say that again uh 10 year old fan right away whoa he keemsta is not his way to get a cupcake or anything is he well we're coming up on the last category this is oh okay this is the big one there was a certain somebody we excluded that probably would have taken the sweep here whose initials are oh yeah start with t and end with p gotcha and i don't mean toilet paper yeah i thought that for a second no yeah go ahead i'll let you do the honors uh let's roll see our nominees most dramatic creator most dramatic creator last year who won them austin mcbroom who won dan last year ethan klein wait pause it hold on who won last year trisha yeah i wanted you to say it okay but she was stoked she was so happy and she should be this is a great honor yeah this is the steamies dude she was thrilled yeah well you're not here you're nominated this year so what did i do let's take a look we'll start it over sorry i'm starting over [Music] most dramatic creator austin mcbroom ethan klein gabby hannah james charles nicardo avocado nikita dragon these are your nominees all right well let's take a look i mean gabby hannah was she in a big drama this year uh yeah she had that whole series she made like uh 10 videos like the old jessie smiles thing we're like rehashing the whole thing with jessie she made it and they're calling it okay so she i guess it's been a long year it's been oh yeah and then even at the end of the year she had this thing with perez hilton where she went on gloria stefan's like facebook show and got into beef with perez hilton really yes and try to rewrite her whole history well austin mcbroom i wouldn't call necessarily a dramatic creator would you austin mcbroom i mean i it depends on the situation i think he's kind of dramatic in the sense that uh he just does huge scams yeah exactly yeah yeah tana [ __ ] i mean again i'm not sure nicotto is very dramatic yeah nikita i'm not super familiar with her dramas and all that but okay and then there's me which i don't know why you guys even nominated me you're not familiar you were in a drama with nikita were you not oh yeah that's a small spat twitter spot nothing serious in fact i think you've been in a drama with most of the people gabby i've never been on a drama with i guess by proxy with tristan austin never i don't think i've been in a drama with tana i was in a little something with nika nicocado that ended amicably so i mean what's the big deal all right go ahead and open it alright so let's see and the winner is [Music] with 33 percent thank god it is happy happy hannah i was afraid i was really afraid i was gonna win it this year wow oh the golden teapot that's right yeah this is a cute you see yeah trisha would have been an absolute show in with this yeah wow it's gold encrusted a whole steamy gabby with 33 percent nick cotto 30 ethan klein 26 incredible i mean it was close and and you you almost won it was close too close for comfort i got to tell you ian correct me if i'm wrong but at one point you actually were in the lead yeah well at one point what does that matter dan i'm just saying that it was neck and neck yeah yeah well at one point uh one of the sperms in your dad's ball sack was uh swimming faster than yours but what does it matter because you're the one that won right okay okay i see where you were going thank you yeah during first year took me a second doesn't matter well listen gabby hannah huh congratulations we got to get her this well we reached out for a comment in an acceptance video and um did you tell her she won shocking no i don't i don't think we we told anybody that they won we just told them if you were to win would you like to send an acceptance video i think when you know it she didn't reply i don't see why she shouldn't accept this well let's just go right maybe now that she won we'll we'll reach out let her know well wow what a year it's been i mean 2022 yeah do we have any spicy dramas that already happened this year that like you know uh been shaping up to be a good year i mean there's uh i mean there's been some serious stuff like with the jack right stuff like he was posted a video right right right right it the that picked up there was a pokemane stuff the pokeman stuff yeah right so um that's what i can and uh the britney stuff that's just the brittany's still going on so i would say it's a relatively slow start to the year yeah but last year was the same thing and then march came around in march you think yeah your prediction when all hell is going to break loose i think so like i don't know maybe this is a weird observation or not but like i feel like people like calm down in the winter and then things start warming up and then you know like become you know that emotions come out i think that's a real thing there's studies that say that people are more violent and do more crimes in the summer when it's hot yeah because they're more active they're going outside they're getting more confrontations well we'll we eagerly wait for it to heat up here yeah wow what a year it's been what congratulations to you oh yeah thank you so much absolutely yeah man keep it up i appreciate it this is uh it's great i'm gonna put it in my uh figure i have a green screen in my thing so i'm going to figure out a way to put it in there somehow that what i'm honored yeah yeah i'm honored no i'm on it no i'm honored and i can do that what do you guys think uh anything else uh what do we got here uh nope that's the show well congratulations to all the winners i can't say there were any surprises what were you guys surprised by we pretty much quality every one of those didn't we yeah pretty much yeah we thought you were going to win that last one yeah i thought i was going to win the last one i thought the audience might just troll you i thought the audience was definitely going to vote me in for that one scared i was my heart was racing i didn't want that one i was really shocked by the winner of the worst award show though that one really oh yeah yeah 100 too that's unbelievable that was wow yeah out of left field on that one yeah well what can i say what a year thank you all for watching the second annual steamies thank you thank you to deaf noodles the one and only deafnoodles on youtube on instagram not on twitter not on twitter i'm banned are you feeling hopeful that 2022 we're gonna be getting back on twitter uh yeah i'll eventually get my twitter account back like why are you so confident that you're getting because you always say i'm gonna get it back where does your confidence come from i know i know that i didn't do anything wrong that's the the main reason why so like it's just it is what it is justice shall prevail we need to yeah justice shall prevail we believe in justice here on this show well thank you everybody for watching let's look forward to a juicy 2022 together guys uh god bless oh one uh good night and good night okay never mind what are we gonna say well maybe we should just um give the audience a heads up ela is due to have a little brewsie in the next coming days so there is a strong chance that there are uh maybe some missing episodes this week in fact i will say i'm i'm i wasn't sure we would even be doing this yeah no it really could happen at any time i don't know what's going but yeah i mean it could happen very likely this weekend early next week that we're all kind of just improvising at this point with little bruce coming out here pretty soon here good night [Music]

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Length: 102min 0sec (6120 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 28 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/MegaAwesomeNerd]

Heads Up Dan confirmed in the Discord no AD today just the Steamies! Probably in relation to Bruce W̶a̶y̶n̶e̶ Klein's due date! WOOOOOOOOOO!

[u/quitebusy]

thank you for letting Ian announce the nominees like in the previous year 🙏🏻

[u/limeflavouredcement]

Why is Big Nik’s Christian rap not nominated for influencer song?

[u/Danascullyoftheeast]

The funniest moment for me was the music change for copyright purposes of the music videos. Whoever recorded that music it was absolutely hilarious

[u/Mawu3n4]

Ian is once again the best part of the episode, his title reads had me on the floor 🤣

[u/Future-Ask2624]

I got confused about the whole Ryan Kavanaugh Harvey Weinstein thing so I searched Google and found a website that was super helpful in figuring out the difference between these two. The tell for me now is that Ryans teeth have a more yellow hue than Harveys. Had I not noticed that I would still be confused.

[u/trishsus]

“sashquatch” “sasquatch” “ok”

[u/Aramani]

Def noodles is 6' 4" 😳😳

[u/joeroganis5foot4]

awww def and ethan together are so cute