Super Mario Sunshine: The Moist Cut

[Music] for the nintendo switch how are you guys still alive hi i'm mario and welcome to double dare this is the physical challenge why does flood sound like the asian reporter from family guy this is trisha takanawa looking stylish mario i really haven't played this game since launch i mean i might have picked it up and played it here and there but i really haven't touched it yeah that makes sense i've been waiting for this for so long and this is why i've been holding off on playing sunshine after odyssey because i wanted to wait for it to come to the switch i knew it was going to and some of you called me crazy there he is let's get him mario goes to jail for the nintendo switch you know they they do know that mario just got here right i mean the plane is literally right there i didn't even go through customs yet like you really think i had the time to climb this tower and throw sludge at the giant shine sprite i swear the delfino isle justice system is corrupt as hell or just really dumb objection how filthy is this sludge that there's a sentient being growing in it like how long has the sludge been here that now there's a giant gross sludge plant i like how this thing's main weakness is you have to give it a bath you know like smash players okay having two buttons for running and for standing while spraying is definitely gonna take some getting used to it's a little weird but i understand why it had to be done because we don't have analog triggers on the nintendo switch if you guys can just please stop i'm trying to clean up this mess it's better for everybody everyone will feel better honestly shadow mario would have been such a great character for smash i mean even if he was just uh you know what never mind he definitely would have been a good character as an echo or if they wanted to make him his completely own character i mean you could have bowser jr transform like chic did and then eventually separate them into two separate characters because zelda's way better without cheek is it slip and slide time i mean if you want to get destroyed by every rock on the ground man let me tell you as a kid going down a slip and slide at max speed like mach 2 and then hitting a rock felt like debt oh that's right the blue coin thing please like the video i'll never forget when i first played mario sunshine or when i first went to go pick up my copy of the game so it was in august and it was right before i started high school i think and the game store opened up or well they didn't open yet but i stayed up all night because i wanted to go get my copy in the morning and this is before you can pre-order online and uh i just go to my local mom and pop shop so i stayed up the entire night at like 7 00 a.m i rode my bike to my local video game store and i realized they weren't going to be open for like another three hours because they didn't open until 11. so i went home and i fell back asleep because i had stayed up all night probably till about i don't know 12 o'clock woke up in a cold sweat and then i immediately ran out the door to go get my coffee so uh point of the story is staying up all night did nothing can everyone just chill wait is it throwing piranha plant heads that are covered in sludge why why is it throwing heads is it decapitating them or is it just like you ever seen octopus regrow a leg yeah i know hold r to stand still i'm doing that wait for the first one did we not have to go all the way to the top to fight petey piranha we just get this shine sprite for killing any regular ass piranha plant [Music] that probably hurts to be dematerialized into particles the hover nozzle is a blessing it just it makes some jumps so much easier just like the spin jump in odyssey i feel like 3d mario games always have a crutch for those who are not the greatest platformers and they can just fall back see like this like i could have easily fell off the building but instead i'm just going to abuse the hover nozzle i'll never forget picking the game up and then no lifeing it for the remainder of my summer vacation to the point where my friends came over they're like uh are you gonna come outside we're kind of worried about you i just i don't understand the hate that sunshine gets i mean i know it's the black sheep of mario games but it's not that bad in fact it's great definitely not my favorite 3d mario game but it has its charm all right on our way up to fight petey piranha there he is the boy little did we know he was gonna go on to be the worst final smash in smash ultimate i like how mario jumping on top of the roof was the final straw for the roof to break not the overweight plant open wide we're going to jump on his belly button wait do you have the ground how do i there we go buttons man buttons let me use a gamecube controller oh that's gross college kids on spring break be like come on just just open those lips open those luscious lips looking like me after an all-you-can-eat buffet man i wish i had somebody to come ground pound on my stomach after i ate a giant meal and he takers and after all that katie piranha turned to ooze okay this one is the hillside cave secret and i think this is the first one where we have to do the challenge where we don't get to use flood you know so basically a mario game it's real fun to just stroll up to any pianta and spray them just a random one they're like no you're a desert thing why are you here even though i love sunshine it is probably the most foreign to me of recent 3d mario games i say recent you know like the last two decades oh swiper no swiping and the only reason i say that is because it probably has been a while since i've replayed it i feel like i've replayed galaxy and odyssey well i obviously have replayed odyssey recently you know because i did a whole series on it okay this is easy some of those odyssey stages prepared us for the worst i mean i don't have cappy yeah that was simple i know they're gonna get harder but we skilled that wait a second i didn't know that was the thing you could do in this game how does mario not puke this is the only way to travel oh is it time to destroy another sludge monster already i just want to know what is this giant mess that's under the dock is that where the boathouse went i am standing still we don't have time for an update now i'm trying to kill the sludge monster you know like all might does in episode two of my hero that's the episode that got me hooked on that show when he just showed up and he what state was it i don't know carolina smashed sludge monster to save deku and then i knew i would love the show oh there's the boathouse it was just consumed by the symbiote okay you two bears seem very unfazed welcome welcome i suppose you're here for that hmm oh yes very good that means oh 10 blue wait i don't have 10 blue coins dude i just saved your life you can't give me a discount whatever i'll just jump in this portal on the side of your business uh yes rico harbor episode one cooper blooper breaks out man i forgot how annoying flood is in this game every five seconds barrio barrio my best flood impression deal with it because i've been playing a lot of fall guys i'm prepared for this this is easy compared to some of the fall guys shenanigans i've had to endure over the last couple weeks this is a pretty elaborate system who's like you know it's a great idea let's put this wheel that's only movable if you spray it with water yeah that'll lift the boats out of the ocean and now this poor blooper like i know he's the bad guy and everything but now we have to like we gotta grab his arm and we have to literally rip it from its body you're gonna just take them and this is this is cruel man and then they just twitch after you rip them out something's not right here i want to know who designed this boss please don't hit me i'm trying to rip you limb from limb and then as if that's not enough you got to grab this cork in its mouth thing and you got to just like whack him in the face oh well to be fair his limbs grow back so i guess that's not so bad he'll be fine you know just walk it off the twitching still gets me though the twitching is kind of freaky the cork's gone now he's gotta rip his mouth off or launch him into the sun hey uh mario you got something on your nose shine get that don't look too good let me tell you all this mess that's being made is definitely going to impact tourism and i don't know how much money delfino isle has is it a rich island come on wake up good morning come on i'm trying to i'm trying to do the spin thing so i can clear more slow keep throwing back it's kind of like venom venom can regenerate to some extent right don't quote me on that don't even fact check me because i don't know all my marvel another plant whose downfall was just taking a sip of water all right we're jumping right to the next one because i'll be honest i'm not a huge fan of rico harbor i'd rather go to gelato beach where everything should be made of ice cream but it's not why is it called gelato beach when there's not a single scoop of ice cream to be found now i'm gonna have to get some ice cream later you know what let me know down in the comment section what is the best flavor of ice cream are you a simple chocolate or vanilla person do you prefer something more exotic do you also believe that mint chocolate chip is slept on get away from me this guy's just hiding the sprite from me just dancing he's like hey man do you see the jumbo juice on top of this hut i can't stop dancing to the beat oh yeah okay maybe i should have put my body in the juicer excuse me ow no i think it's funny how people who don't like this game believe this is how the entire game should have been you're like why can't we just have more of those stages well i really am too good at this too much odyssey oh hang on we almost lost that remember super mario 128 was supposed to be a thing too did that ever happen or did it just become pikmin tilt slam and bam sounds like a pretty good friday night oh alert alert just look at the top of the tower there's a giant bug on it you got these duck things walking all over the mirrors he's going to endanger the legendary sand bird egg we gotta launch it you gotta come on get off the thing you're gonna smudge it are we gonna upset the balance i'm really good at upsetting balance just ask my parents this is just easier seesaw all of my fall guys knowledge is finally coming to good use come on don't you guys know you're supposed to balance it out by having uh i'm running out of water stay over come on i'm gonna get y'all one two okay this now it's our time to stop all right that's two right there come on oh my god i have like a sip lift wakey wakey eggs and bakey oh wait well his head fell off i gotta get out of here that thing was sleeping we had no right killing it i just murdered a poor bug oh he he grew his head back and now he's pissed i'll be honest here this is a little terrifying it was big green and it ate everything what do i have to do i guess not that hey come here hey watch this hey watch this it's like derailing a freight train yeah i'm trying to attack with a ground pound oh i gotta i gotta get right on the butt we gotta get right on that booty oh no we're not come on wiggler give me a little bit of that booty come on man don't you learn you just fell for the same trick twice and then they just tell you where to jump there's no guessing they're just they're pointing like all right destroy this organ oh i'm sorry i didn't know we were changing dunes oh lord he coming well we got launched there hang on wiggler don't worry one organ at a time i'm waiting for him to turn red when's he gonna get big man that one looks like a giant turd thank you flood as if i didn't know there's a giant arrow telling me what to do we have destroyed him he's gone you think he had a family you think they'll miss him see the cool thing about playing super mario sunshine is if you feel like you need a tropical getaway just boot it up and head to isle delfino can you get the shine please it's a shame it came out at the end of summer because this game was definitely delayed this is just what i want to do on a tropical vacation run around some gross sewers cody throw me a coin and i'll throw you for a loop all right sounds dangerous i'm in oh crap this is definitely an adult's club oh wait no or it's the cops holy crap this guy's on fire oh you saved me thanks a bundle you could have just taken off the backpack or i don't know jumped in the body of water right next to you don't mind me just going to grab this little shine that's tucked in here or maybe it's not maybe it's a plinko machine i swear i've gotten every single shine but it's just been so long that i forgot what is actually in this game so uh it feels all new again i don't remember this i wish i could say i did but i don't i don't know it's just another eight red coin fetch quest so it all blends together after a while why is this even here the fiance fiancee's like gambling they don't come off to me as gamblers but i guess they're secret gamblers there we go all nice and shiny oh wait i don't have the rocket thing i can't get that oh that's gonna be a fun shine to just kind of sit there that looks nothing like me i mean come on they got the nose all wrong wait one second this is what we have to do next uh peach all you literally had to do is not get on the giant bowser shell that's gross okay all right all right pal come on not on the first date oh we're gonna do what we do whenever we need to travel we get inside of a giant cannon and fire ourselves off at mach 3. oh ow this is scary oh you're enjoying that a little too much i'm gonna chase you through a theme park now wait hang on a sec can can i just take some time to go on the rides i want to go on the yoshi go round who are you i'm you but gooeyer dude why does bowser jr have these godlike powers i don't know where he got the paintbrush you should keep it though didn't egadd make it isn't that the uh the lore here egad made the the paintbrush or something similar amazing what a spectacle is this a new show of ours sir you're about to die the full bill approaches from behind you mean bulletproof william i'm trying to stop it i see it unfortunately gamecube cameras are not nearly as good as modern cameras you're just gonna pop them in the eye that'll show them i see it i i wasn't paying attention out i'm still not paying attention whoops i know flood i know holy crap as i take a direct hit you know what i want the bullet bills to hit me i want them to hit me because i i can't take blood anymore i can't take it i know i know you know what it's either the flames or the bullets pick your poison or you can just die because blood makes you want to die that shouldn't have taken two tries i like how mario shocked like wait he was actually in there [Music] huh would you look at that it's a bottom tier smash character yeah this you know that line right there has brought so many horrible fan fictions to life yeah it was the guy with the giant paint brush that's right oh it was he get okay there's his logo instead of trying to kill mario we tried to get him incarcerated oh that hits a little too close to home maybe mario maybe we don't want to go to corona mountain right now wait how did i never notice this when i was younger there's just baskets and boats filled with dead blooper you may call them up step right up that's right i'm the big daddy of blooper surfing whatever you say big daddy this guy's definitely in the mob i don't want to play mario game where bloopers swim this fast that just sounds like a nightmare yep we had a blooper surf our way to blooper surf that makes sense sked is this big daddy too i gotta stick with my green boy you know we can't switch it up on him he's counting on us or holds forward to go faster let's see if we can do this on the first try though apparently in the last video i did the pachinko machine or whatever the hell it is on the first try and i got a lot of comments saying they're just in disbelief that i did it and i i didn't think it was that hard maybe i'm just built different maybe i'm just too good at video games do i have to do this in under a minute or something i'm back oh okay so apparently that wasn't fast enough now it's a damn shame that rico harbor's track slapped so hard but this level is terrible all right apparently it wasn't fast enough so hang on i just straight up missed it that's not right all right we're gonna have to zoom through a little bit of a setback but we'll be fine i can jump why didn't i do that alright this is the same exact time as last time what do i have to beat wait hang on that was i was like two seconds earlier you know what i'm not gonna question it i'll just take the shine and i'll be on my way thank you big daddy there's a disturbance over here what are you guys all up in arms about i'm telling you the tree on my head is way taller than yours and what do you have to say in response to that you're crazy my tree is much bigger is this a euphemism are you guys compensating for something i'd rather do a five red coin stage here than have to go back to rico harbor red coin stages however will forever haunt me after what happens with mario 64 you guys know the story if you don't know the story you don't know me but when it comes time to play mario 64 again i will make sure that there is redemption when we get to rainbow cruise it's on just need to fall directly into it this guy looks like he's italian i'm gonna think i'm much better when i'm alone perfect i know mario me too i think we could all use a nap edie piranha strikes back and it's episode five you think this is a star wars reference oh this guy needs a cleaning what do you think like the tour guides have to say about bianco hills you know hey welcome to bianco hills it's currently filled with sludge because we have this monster that just terrorizes us and he's either puking or pooping we don't even know what it is you saved me thanks a bundle i was gonna say if you didn't give me something for that the moral of the story you only help people if they're gonna give you something i didn't get on this giant ferris wheel because i don't know where my homie petey's hanging out i see him now i'm gonna fall on my death [Music] yeah that's really hard on your knees i took one bar for that is mario a super human oh that's right you guys are useful for something okay time to wake up i'm gonna fly over to your house come down to that basement you're hiding in i forgot he can fly why can you fly do physics even exist kids this is what a coward looks like this pd is a full-blown coward you don't want to get washed again figuratively and literally oh okay i i think i did the right thing he fell from the sky so i did something right not now boys i could fill your daddy up with water that's right spray him up good nothing makes giant monsters fall out of the sky like a little drizzle call mario drizzy oh wait was i supposed to use these guys probably is it going to matter no wait a second okay you can conjure up tornadoes something tells me that petey would have probably murdered mario if he just didn't open his mouth like if he did everything else but just didn't open his mouth at all maybe worn a mask that would have been the end of mario but now you're a pile of sludge and i got your shine again i like this one dude here just kind of screaming at a poster this one's called the beach cannon secret is the secret that the bullets are actually terrible because they're so slow ow just take this and we're going to destroy this flower i played undertale i know what you're capable of we just got to beg these things to follow us you know like 13 year olds to ninja on twitter gonna bunk them on the head why didn't i do that earlier oh the secret is it was secretly a portal to another world these blocks could not disappear while i'm trying to secure the shine that'd be great i over jumped oh that is the drift on that is annoying okay i see that's right parkour oh no oh this is gonna be close too good do good come on throw me a challenge nintendo throw me a challenge with a 20 year old game doesn't look very aerodynamic i think we got to get the red coins i don't know if there's any other shine we have to grab here this is worse than rainbow cruise i remember this one should probably switch to hover nozzle because i feel like we're gonna need it mario they're counting on you now's not the time to fly off to your death returning he's making a hard left yeah this one seems like it's gonna be a pain how no no no new strategy just do it as fast as you can because it appears we're going to run out of time wait there's only seven where's the last one is it under yeah [Music] oh hang on i'm running out of clouds someone's telling me that i i completely screwed myself what if you wanted to have fun and then nintendo was like we're gonna put some awkward ass sandbird stage in this game [Music] like i don't quite remember what i have to do but it's definitely not this by some miracle i survived that i think i just got to make it to the top right he's going up it's like an upward spiral i definitely just gotta make it over there i i see the last coin and i'm gonna make a break for it stupid blocky ass minecraft looking bird ass does this technically mean that delfino isle is on the second floor you know like how the magic kingdom is technically on the second floor because there's a whole series of underground tunnels and go look at them can i change nozzles yet like when do i get to do that oh i can like i'm not about to zoom all the way up the mountain and defy the laws of physics ill piontissimo he's italian but do we just do we never address the fact that this is literally just one of the only other random humans just wearing a pianta outfit or the hollowed-out flesh of a pianta oh oh this is a race 35 seconds which way do i have to go well you know what i got this thing now wait no hang on hang on you all jumped way better than i did watch this stupid oh how nice are you to join us excuse me did i just shatter the world record yeah tcmo is just a wannabe koopa the quick all right time for a little snorkeling or scuba diving literally nobody wanted to do this why why is this can you can you get back here a lot of these shines are fun to get this one on the other hand it's it's not it's kind of relaxing though like i don't have to worry about being attacked there's no enemies i can kind of just like what i have to worry about drowning it's not gonna happen we're going like three feet under the water that may have been the most chill shine that we've gotten yet red coins in the pirate ship remember when you were a kid and you would tell people to put their fingers in their mouth and tell them to say pirate ship and it would sound like they said pilish ah yes good times things are much simpler back then we had dial up internet and we would just try to get our friends to say curse words long live the 90s come on go go on they think go [Music] i love just constantly falling off these stupid pirate ships this was like a safety bar or something seems a little unsafe i feel like this theme park has seen many lawsuits [Music] i don't know how that works but i'll take that yeah that's what i was trying to actively avoid it it's not working how do i go through the floor okay one more where's the last one got to be on top doesn't it excuse me pardon me i'll be taking that well that one was brutal oh no these sunflowers are dead you're not a yoshi fun take a drink come on not quite sure what i have to okay maybe that maybe just wait for them to get themselves stuck oh murder makes the flowers grow we all just come full circle anyway because we're all just going to be plant food when i'm getting dark if you think about it it's actually kind of dark that you have to kill these turtles so the flowers grow you see what i'm getting at here someone thought this process through hooray i'm alive kill them i genuinely don't even know like what the connection between the turtle and the flowers are as far as i'm concerned they're not bothering them they were just sleeping mama sunflower you are saved please provide me with the shiny star okay so this should bring shadow mario back to delfino isle and we can go like beat his ass or something there he is with a yoshi egg okay now we get yoshi and then we can eat the pineapple mario's got a full head of hair in this game us bald boys are envious yeah i know like we gotta save yoshi and stuff but like what about i don't i don't know what i have to do here i gotta look at the sun loki forgot that noki bay even existed such a beautiful level though that is one strong stream to be able to push that stone in what is this janky ass platform and i don't remember this this the game's janky factor definitely held up not necessarily a bad thing i mean it is a gamecube game we've come a long way oh so you're responsible for this eat lead monty mole december 1st at midnight we're coming up on no nut november good luck everyone be sure to stay strong where's the egg thief you come back here with that the big yoshi egg imagine if we dropped it just kind of scrambled him what scrambled yoshi egg tastes like oh come on you ain't getting away from me what is the frame rate is awful darn i was just about to ride that yoshi too well it looks like yoshi's riding you yoshi's screaming the egg help bring me a banana get me out of here there they are i see them you can't hide from me i am after all part kong oh there are just lots of bananas there yo those are some big bananas what kind of steroids are we pumping into the fruit on this island there he is you befriended yoshi now force him to eat you hungry fella well do i have the meal for you [Music] oh he ate it in one bite look at this beautiful sunset mario sunshine is an aesthetic it's not even a game it's an experience is this the stage where i have to fight like a million manta ray well that's terrifying yeah i think this is the one where you have to like chase down a hundred mana ray this one's annoying ow yeah it's gonna split into like a hundred different pieces i remember this one i distinctly remember also hating this one why got electric goop other people don't got the electric goop mario you're getting mario getting crushed i need coins like yesterday i feel like this move should be more effective than it is but unfortunately it's not it's it's garbage this is trash they're finally aware of me after i killed about 50 of them you know what i think i'm on to something here this is a pro strat this has to be where the speed runners get tripped up we've done it your hotel is safe it can now erect itself from the ground all right i've decided it's time to go to heaven [Music] let's see what this guy has to say he kind of reminds me of filbert from uh rocco's modern life mario thanks for all your help earlier i'm giving him a nerdy voice wearing glasses sorry for the stereotype that was truly spectacular my grandpa's up ahead and he wants to tell you something if you get all the way over there he's like hey mario oh ow wait did that thing turn into a pizza look at you see the bottom of it it's pizza like speaking of pizza team thin crust or team thick crust this is a civil war excellent wait what's wrong with his eyes it's got like those remember those x-ray specs from the 90s i mean they didn't work but you know you have returned your waterfall to normal bravo that fishing pole is way too small for those fish this may may not seem like much a reward but i'm gonna really one of nokie bay's deepest secrets oh that is that is good okay thank you for showing me that look at this bear look how chubby he is i love him please use my boats anytime free of charge thank you you don't have any oars that's okay i have a rocket propelled i can't talk i have hello i can't go in the water don't tell me that this wouldn't work at this kind of speed this would not work where are we going oh we sank it salesman over here he should have been like hey by the way uh you need the boat because the lake is poison i don't know if you knew that turn don't crash bandicoot for smash this is not fun for the whole family don't don't you dare oh damn it i'm just trying to stabilize this is me trying to get control of my life oh i can't go through it why is there an opening then oh that's a high square okay he's like hey spray the square i can't reach it i'm too old oh my god the wall jumping in this game is abysmal let's get back up there this is atrocious can we wall jump well that was fun um make sure to like and subs subscribe where'd they go why'd they jump off you see you know what the thing is about going back and playing sunshine you're kind of spoiled by cappy's moves oh no also spoiled by better controls nintendo they really figured stuff out after sunshine okay we're up here this dude's back haven't you had enough that that's rude man that's rude i feel terrible for this giant blooper he's like sitting on the entrance right i think that's that's what's happening here got a big blooper ass at least we'll aim him towards the water i feel like that's somewhat thoughtful nope never mind tried to give him a good afterlife oh he's back i mean he probably gets launched into the water anyway for the the mountain that was hang on before we do that look at these just artifacts just chilling probably worth a lot more than the shine to be honest like this vase right here submit that to a museum or just like sell in a private auction probably make millions forget the shines mario nyoki bay is a beautiful stage it's kind of a pain though oh okay i remember this one this is where we find out that this old man is a sorcerer and he could shrink us down and put us in a bottle here we go oh wait no maybe not maybe i was wrong i don't know i was right i'm always right cause i'm a plumber in the bottle you gotta uh what does gwen stefani say no i mean uh knock one's funny uh christina aguilera i know my music oh yeah this this is the worst red coin level you can only move by using i i don't even think i can swim okay where's the last one here it is okay maybe not so bad still pretty bad but not so bad i can spray water under water but move in the direction that i'm spraying because physics eely mouthed dentist go up to the top again probably grandma's waiting for you up top oh don't forget to wear this dammit i use the rope short oh okay thank you why wasn't this here earlier why aren't they like oh by the way use the rope shortcut to get to the top what i want to know is how did this guy get up here you look like you're ready the gunk in the ocean is caused by a giant eel moved into our ancestral home at the sea floor dive to he's just telling me just dive into the waterfall that that's really it's like hey dive into the waterfall and die oh i'm getting claustrophobic this music is a little intense for a very slow fall i just i feel like it's not the right tune my mans brush your damn teeth what are you doing uh no we need some coins otherwise i'm going to drown it really is one of the best feelings ever after you go to the dentist you get like a good cleaning and they're always like you don't floss enough and i'm like i know and then i i tell them i'm gonna start flossing more i don't well here's the good thing you can never run out of water it's just an endless supply wait he's got a gold tooth my man a rapper okay come on shine it up shut up real nice that is some that is deep plaque hang on a tooth fell out and when's the last time you were at the dentist maybe the real enemy here isn't the eel maybe the real enemy is gingivitis like dudes teeth have fallen out they'll get your cleanings twice a year this video has kind of devolved into proper dental hygiene mario dentist is the next game that's coming out and i don't want it all right we got it all your teeth are clean you don't have many of them left but what you do they're clean the gold tooth was a shine all along all right he's back we're gonna get that other nozzle now make things a little bit easier oh what dude did you see that tornado attack i wasn't ready we got him all right we got the rocket nozzle now or turbo nozzle whichever one it is press and hold zr2 zoom now i think with this i can go through those doors it showed the doors with the shine behind it which means i need to just launch myself do like the opposite of jazz in fresh prince i need to get thrown in okay who's going to replace those doors we could've just opened them hey um it's mario right yeah mario can you can you come in here for a second the hotel is it's full of ghosts you know i have a brother specializes like i just have some water i don't know what you want me to do it's like the polynesian in disney world makes sense spray a ghost they turn into a platform what dude what's wrong with these booze what is look at them would they get these booze dollar general yeah jump in his mouth so you you're meaning to tell me that this was inside the booze mouth another reason why you should go to the dentist oh i i jumped i swear easy look at this breaking blocks back to the roots all right we're we're gonna speed run this thing and we got cappy to save us if we uh we'll make a mistake this is back when games were no harder it really turned up the saturation it's hard to see where the grooves are so i don't fall i knew i could do it all along because i am the super mario sunshine master and for everyone who's asked if i watch the speed run the answer is no because i would then feel bad about myself ah dear mario please come right in do i send some reluctance well yeah it was filled with ghosts last time oh good there's no ghosts they're gone oh yoshi time hey he wants a pineapple i don't know why i'm looking in the bathroom for a pineapple if i find one and i give it to yoshi i am i'm a bad pet owner okay we gotta get in there the real treasure is the spa oh we walked in on sexy time allow me to help oh that's what the shells were they belong to those people wait wait huh hello okay number one why is there a dude cleaning up here this looks like it can be broken that's a waste yes sir we can meet all of your fruit needs what'll it be pineapple oh god weird we don't have any of those hey that's weird that's totally not um you got a pineapple i could borrow i'll take care of the creepy painting oh there's a ghost where do i have to go get this pineapple i just want a nice citrusy pineapple there's something seriously wrong with these booze wait a minute where did you come from where did any of us come from have you seen oh here we go okay it should be here somewhere this is the dawn of pineapples i see it it's on the other side of this wall how do we get over there here we go that's gonna send me down oh here's a pineapple there are more than one who is the architect of this place i'll just be taking this and going don't mind me [Music] mario's carrying the pineapple like a bazooka hello yoshi here and i'm filled with juice glad they picked a pineapple for this stage because pineapple is like top tier fruit we're gonna have to do a fruit tearless one of these days two hours later well that was an awful level with very bad design and it lasted forever it was like a modern transformers movie the secret of cat everything here is a secret no one knows anything about this place well mario really should drop by the casino let my boys know you're coming you are part of the mob wow this would be much easier with analog triggers which nintendo is like you can't have that casino's rig they're like you have to win both slots otherwise you don't get the prize that's not how it works there it is this is the one bring out the dancers he's like congratulations you have to play another game well this is this is awful okay i made it worse i broke everything ah now you get the top i just got to go up and around [Music] i'm going to kill somebody and it's probably going to be one of the piantas one more no oh we did it oh good god i'm sorry everybody i want the content to be fun and entertaining that was neither and okay it's not even over imagine getting a game over after all this imagine making it all the way here and they're like okay game over do all of it again if you speed run this game you're a saint you deserve the nobel peace prize exhibit a it doesn't make sense like looking back i'm pretty sure i 100 this game i must have had incredible patience okay now we're just gonna get casually shoved up no we're not no we're not we're saving ourselves it's like this game has no right being as hard as it is the design of some of these stages are so obscure and i'm starting to understand it now that i'm going back and playing this game why is there a bird in here i'm gonna get crushed ah what a way to go listen i got through crash four i got through cortex castle i can do this oh crap oh no i jumped too hard no i gotta do it this time i gotta do it i'm in purgatory as long as i keep getting that one up okay oh just stay on the rubik's cube okay this is truly a poger's moment we did it see unlike that crappy level rico harbor we have arrows they're telling you where to go this is what i'm talking about this is what is that thing getting real festive this hook's reminding me of a candy cane what do you say wow you made it all the way here by the way have you spoken to the guy on the roof you want to be real daring take the the turbo nozzle on this stage if that's even possible just try to like blow through it ah the rocket nozzle prepare for takeoff don't don't even think about it i've worked too hard for this why do you even get the rocket nozzle i didn't even need it there he is get back here give that thing back you haven't you learned how this goes haven't you figured this out by now where are you dude what is the camera in this game where did he go did we is he in the house there he is he went back to what the hell man something's going on with bowser jr right now are you feeling okay okay we got it he was just about to rocky jump well you did it this was always my favorite when i was younger because now like you're able to explore parts of the island that you weren't able to and by that i mean we can just go clean the big shine the poor big shine the last one to get cleaned what's up there [Music] oh new stage i just i feel so much better playing with a gamecube controller things feel right now i have one trigger that sprays water i can press it in as much as i like seems that someone's lacking proper training you're talking you better not be talking about me i'm gonna die by a pack of rabid chain chomp dogs i don't remember what i have to do with them if i had to guess these puppies got to be put in the water they need a bath can chain chomps get fleas follow me follow me come come come come come come in the water you go oh look at that did we launch him over i think you got to go in the water right yeah that seems right okay you cool off kind of messed up how the piantas are just standing around watching me do all the work i'm telling you the piantas are very lazy they're lazy people you're telling me that not a single pianta could have gotten like a bucket of water to do this they had a way for mario to come along in we go that's two mario making some very questionable noises remember always be kind to your pets i feel like that it needed to be said why is flood the voice of reason where's the flag oh that's a straight shot we could do that so do you think nintendo added that be kind to your pet's thing because they're like i really hope all the children playing this game don't abuse their pets by throwing them in the water i lost this didn't i fiantissimo got his revenge after last time i'm just a shell of a man you are nothing but a rank amateur you are like a fat snail right now we're body shaming i'm not gonna lie i really thought i was gonna freeze through fiantissimo but that wasn't the case oh he hit me or i hit him okay come on i can't slide up ah not this time piantissimo i don't even need to jump will you call him fat now watch i'll stop and i'll get nine that was not so bad you are quick yes cough it up fabio oh no imagine if i fell to my death that would be the urban dictionary definition of karma the goopy inferno oh we're just okay right off the bat you're taking flood what i gotta do with the goopy inferno again i gotta obviously not touch it alright i got a feeling that this is not the way to go without flood oh look a part of the island that's not on fire let's talk to the locals this guy's been mopping for days okay you didn't help me at all okay let's jump into the hole just blind faith okay this is right this has to be right that doesn't seem like it would work no i'll get a game over i mean i don't really have anything to lose there all right uh what's really stopping me from just like cheesing this and climbing across okay yeah that's that's probably stopping me climb go mario go go go i thought i could have made it oh oh oh we did it hang on more more come get your patented mario sprinkler i just i don't know okay you ruined it okay that could work that's far enough we did it we're in now it just needs to be ever so gentle oh look flood's just waiting for me here and he left his insignia he's just taunting us now what is up with this mushroom all right after about 12 tries we did this the way that it was not intended to be done but that's because i'm built different i got a big brain just do me a favor just put the shine right there thank you why are we always bathing these things one angry chain chomp easy easy fella got a big crack in your head easy big fella easy oh he's on the loose it's what i feared where's all the water oh here okay they've readied the bath for him like i know he's a big scary monster at least he's peaceful look at him just bopping around come with me big fella i know you don't want it you don't want to bath i feel you right here come on big boy right oh no no no no oh come on yeah mario's strong credit where credit's due all right right here just gonna pull him yank him in he's in just a nice oh he was gold does that just mean that every regular chain chomp is dirty because you only see gold chain chomps a couple times here and in odyssey so these are the clean ones truth be told i am sick of this stage i'm only still playing it because i want to get it out of the way you have to get yoshi for this one i think i might okay so you want a mango or uh i don't know what it is it could be a kiwi a big kiwi oh look at that that's easy or is it a coconut coconuts are kind of greenish sometimes unless i'm thinking of something completely different and coconuts in fact are not green at all i know they're brown oh i am uncomfortably high in the air why did we flutter the secret of pianta village you know what the secret is that this stage sucks there's one fruit tree that grows multiple fruits and it only grows one of each what are you guys eating every day i mean you guys are you're eating well okay we are in business what that business is i don't know but we're in it why is that a fire that only juice can put out what kind of juice is that howdy i'm a drugster you'd better be careful cause i'm gonna yeah okay i have been i remember the stage i like this stage with me buddy yeah we know okay i gotta wait for him to walk over here and then okay are we gonna reach oh see before the word yeet existed or before it was commonly used you were a doctor i think i spoke to him too early okay we should make it this time calculated you either eat or see yourself live long enough to become the trunkster damn it all right well that angle was off oh left or right we have to go that way i just i don't remember if we have to go right and then left or if there's just something else over there all right this is probably i'm probably gonna am i gonna make it am i gonna make it if you're just like one pixel off you get thrown into the abyss you get shadow realm by the ticksters what i gotta get him over here now i gotta wait for him to go all the way back around two hours later oh no do i forget him when he stops you know what i'm gonna go for it over here that's probably awesome oh come on come on come on come on we made it oh i was gonna make a joke about him being the kicker from the new york jets but he actually made it so maybe from a good football team i'm sick of the pianists in need they're always in need gonna find and clean off 10 of these tubs of lard i'm not doing this one again so we'll get it done on the first try all right you can you can stop running now you're a savior of pianta village as a reward please take another shine we're giving away all our shines because we're just we're too lazy to do things ourselves at this point they should just empty the bank account give it all mario they tell you not to stare at the sun unless you're mario everyone gangsta till mario decides to stare at the sun okay i think i can do this one where is it easy i meant i messed up big time think where's prt simon we doing this on the first try where is he did he really think i was gonna swim you're not calling me fat now are you you're like a fish i didn't swim at all shadow mario runs wild he's been running wild i just i had to get away from this for a stage just because i i needed a break from the village the neediest village ever dude you don't even stand a chance oh the wind is stronger than you i'll remember this as as opposed to the last times too remember those are you so many secrets in this game do we not know anything about this island oh that's okay i don't know how i survived that i thought i was surely going to fall it's crazy like how much there's a difficulty spike in sunshine's later levels it's like first try but in pianta village would have taken me 16 tries gooper blooper returns hasn't gooper blooper had enough at what point do we just accept the fact that maybe gooper blooper is a masochist i could tell by all this ink residue that gooper blooper is indeed back the rumors are true oh that's new okay he learned a new trick pick one up how many times we got to teach you this lesson old man when i play a lot of fall guys you don't scare me you're spinning tentacles oh come on [Music] dude what okay now i could totally get some coins but i think i'd rather just leave it to fate if we're gonna win this one we're gonna win it right now why does cooper blooper always have ink on his face like an infant eating solid food for the first time okay we gotta do this one more time we know how this goes we know this song and dance oh whit oh i wasn't ready for you to spit at me gross i got bopped on the head all right into the water you go again you know all right so apparently we have to get 60 shines to finish this off so we're going to head into pinna park and get the last 20 not here though we're not going to get 20 here obviously whoa the wheels out of control just spinning madly yeah that looks that looks pretty unsafe is there anyone on it i don't know why i'm spraying water like i think that's the answer here okay i see what has to happen this dude here is super charging it we're gonna wake his ass up [Music] oops again everything is a secret the yoshi go round secret pin a park secret rico harbor's secret is there any other secrets that i should know about meow look at that only the orange yoshi on the ride disappeared what does it mean mister huh i don't know i don't even work here i have a feeling we're gonna have to get yoshi you see the secret of the yoshigo rounds is that these yoshis are being held captive there's the yoshi egg he wants uh that fruit they couldn't pick the one fruit that was just kind of laying around i already knew where it was oh hello nope that's a coin oh i see it it's it's a booger i see they think they're cute real cute give me that okay you get back on your your leash what was the transition here that didn't even make any sense this is taking an unnecessary amount of tries this is the one though oh if we were to over jump that one all right that's enough torture for one day i'm sick of secrets no more secrets a few moments later we're gonna bring it back to where we first started bianco hills we gotta clean some dirty lake that we're probably gonna get a disease from figures though more secrets more things the government doesn't want you to know about okay you don't clean it but i know if you jump in it it's going to hurt uh how do we clear this up you have to go in here again we did this already oh this is new i kind of forgot about this no lie i mean if we're here might as well do it screw the dirty lake mario can only clean up so much spike that's okay that was just my warm-up everyone gets one warm-up and then you're considered bad look at this i might as well be a speed runner i'm so good at this game i would but you know people worked really hard for uh those world records i don't want to just take it away from them it wouldn't be right oh wait eight seconds oh no come on three two no it's right there yeah i don't want to talk about the first couple minutes of this episode instead let's go back to focusing on the government's cover-up of why the water is dirty and why mario has to clean it and now for absolutely no reason i will jump from the absolute highest point of this stage and he sticks the landing but probably broke his ankle alright so can i can i touch the waterfall i could bounce on this oh i can okay i don't know why this is considered toxic as well in fact it's coming from here mario's gonna turn into a teenage mutant ninja turtle what was the point of me getting the nozzle if i can't use it okay great start no wait hang on hang on no no no no no no no i hate this game you know what the messed up part is that i used to have such fond memories this game i was like wow remember that summer that i got mario sun remember that summer that i got super mario sunshine man that was a great summer i loved that game i don't think i love this game anymore i don't think it has withstood the test of time the camera angles in these stages are atrocious it's right over there i see it i see it and i'm gonna get it this took way longer than it should have like most shines in this game just trying to see bowser in a hot tub people shadow mario's back and apparently on the loose that's right a nice easy stage for us to grab a shine that's what i'm looking for just looking for a couple easy shines here because we're at like 42 shines we need ow we need 60 i think to go see bowser in a hot tub that's it it's always nice to return to bianco hills i feel safe here i feel welcome in bianco hills always you know where i don't feel welcome pianta village which is apparently always on fire nothing can ruin this guy's day he's just vibing all right some nice easy red coins around the lake dive mario dive get the coin oh it's a god it's a reflection oh i'm an idiot real quality graphics in this game you know that because the reflections in the water are good that's how graphics are judged like how good does the water look in this game oh whoops wait how do i end up i don't want to go on this rope drop down no not that far down i don't have the rocket nozzle anymore so we gotta make it happen we gotta fall get it ah crap on a scale from one to the console release of cyberpunk 2077 i'm just wondering how painful is it to watch me play this game let me know in the comments section let's clean off the belt i feel like the hunchback i mean i don't know how often he cleaned that bell up there but it's where he lives so i would assume you want to keep it pretty tidy besides if i get easy shines like this it's just less i have to do in terrible platforming oh good we get to ride the little weird bloopers again i love these stages but i don't love collecting red coins but i'd rather do it in a race well i already missed i missed again okay i didn't need any of that time i didn't need it all that time was just a handicap because i'm gonna get this oh i have to jump oh i died oh you see what the problem here was i didn't take the green one all right well i missed that one which means i have to risk my life now because we don't want to fall in the 80 degree water on a tropical island that would be terrible where's the other two just don't crash into anything there's one it would be between the boats we're gonna go this way the safe way all right all right all right stop ain't really out here testing me come on go up well you don't think i'll sacrifice a blooper for the shine i'll sacrifice every blooper i'll be happy if i could just get to the shadow mario stage in each level pretty quickly because they're really easy shines okay i got you now oh phooey i'll remember this do people say phooey yoshi's fruit adventure now let me tell you that's a game that i would pay to play what is that thing is that a pine cone or is that supposed to be like a dorian fruit hang on that now i gotta look it up oh it is a dorian fruit man i'm so cultured not let me pick it up i don't think i can because it's spiky so here eat this yoshi what kind of juice are you drinking that you're turning fish into moving platforms yoshi's got that special juice you know what i'm saying you know what i'm saying honestly i'd much rather play yoshi's fruit adventure than any oh we lose him oh my god the water dissolves him anyway what i was saying is i really think yoshi has just become kind of like glorified art supplies over the years and i just i would love to see like an actual yoshi adventure game you know something like yoshi's story again or yoshi's island oh man would i love a new yoshi's island where are you going don't go that way can i reach that from here because then i'll just oh i can okay so in case we fall i'll just rocket my way up there so many damn secrets in this game i forgot how hard some of these stages are some of these challenges like not even to joke around like ha ha i'm bad at this game like some of these are actually difficult because you're just battling against the camera angle all the time okay so far so good there's just there's some challenging jumps being truthful oh damn it oh okay i get it i get it why didn't i do that first you know why the side flip really is the trick like if you get the side flip down you can probably make it through any of these platforming challenges pretty easily unless you accidentally spin jump really man sweet sweet release hold it shadow mario a damn thief i always wondered if these were like a set amount of times you needed to spray shadow mario or just i needed to follow him to a certain part of the map or is it a combination no don't do chad omar oh god he jumped okay so it's probably a life meter because he starts all over he had nowhere else to run i got you right where i want you right between these two pillars they really just have a bunch of shadow mario stages left they're all named the same or similar too hold it shadow mario stop shadow mario shadow mario come back shadow mario why don't you love me get back here all right cough up another shine shadow mario in the park shadow mario in the club shadow mario won't you please come home i miss you shadow mario that was the best one yo chill i'm just trying to get this shine where'd you come from king boo down below yeah he would be where else would he be ha mario mario okay i'll go check it out you know my brother also he does ghost busting right you could have called luigi dude what is up with the ghost in this game they look high as a kite you know what spoiler alert for persona 5 royal maybe skip ahead about 30 seconds if you don't want to hear it but this reminds me of the fight in size palace and i actually just finished it so huge persona 5 vibes right now why is there a slot machine on a roulette table maybe luigi was just too busy and that's why i mean that that looks like a ripoff of king boo great value king boo oh wait the peppers the peppers we gotta feed him the spicy food king boo has a very sensitive palate or not oh okay is it also kind of funny how nintendo is like all right mario and luigi are gonna get their own games for the gamecube and we're both gonna give them packs to wear on their back and this game came out after luigi's mansion why did you use the same king boo model let's try this again because i know i'm doing the right thing why did that not work last time do you guys remember the game mischief makers i don't know why i thought about that just now but let me know in the comments section all right hopefully we just got to hit him one more time i'm taking too much damage from stupid bubbles taking that great value king boo all right this one's easy just gonna clean the beach in a very short amount of time doable right unless i have to get like every drop which i probably do uh buddy that's not doing anything let me help you you keep mopping how come this is the only place that has electrified goop like what is serena beach doing what kind of toxic waste dump are they built next to okay we're almost done minute and a half we can do this if we can't then i think there's a real problem here then i think i need to refund this game which is fine because it's only on sale until march 31st in fact on march 31st my entire channel is going away that's a lie no please stay in fact please subscribe if you haven't okay almost done clean you off hello sir i just cleaned your entire property in like two minutes all right only one to go and then we gotta fight hot tub bowser this one's called shadow mario checks in as if he made a reservation but the thought of that is hilarious to me come on get back here one more shine and then we're gonna ow and then i'm gonna fight your dad in the hot tub still kind of oh hang on you're a ghost where's he at i just want to talk let's get back down here okay get back here dude he's got the shadow jutsu he could leave ghost clones no lie i kind of can't wait to be done with this game because i really want to jump into 64 galaxy which i will have a much better time with i think my view of sunshine is now tainted i i used to like it i still like it don't get me wrong but i don't know just it didn't age as well as i thought it did i know i'm annoying have you watched my content that's the final shine which is the name of one of vegeta's attacks all right i'll meet you there oh it's flooded what the hell happened man you know you leave for two seconds to go chase down a felon and they flood the entire island all right he's up there i'm coming and you're not gonna like it when i get there corona mountain i feel like we're in corona mountain right now because we're like we're at the end of this thing vaccines coming out so we're just we need to get through a corona mountain in real life very nice of them to give me a refill over here thank you bowser and a one-up very courteous to your guests okay now just need to not crash the boat well i've been preparing for this every annoying challenge we've faced along the way has prepared me for this no wrong way wrong way wrong way wrong way wrong way oh crap uh i'm bad in chip got the rocket nozzle what's next tell me we needed the boat tell me unless we just go straight up i think we're okay yep all right we gotta jump on the clouds that's not how clouds work by the way i just gotta remember not to fall now because i don't have the hover nozzle but we're not gonna fall we're gonna blast out of here here it is the water is great the weirdest cut scene in video game [Music] history acting is weird all right it's gonna remember what i have to do here definitely not get hit by flames or bullet bills does it involve ground pounding over here no i have to do something oh god uh is that lava or acid let's try this hang on ah i forgot i still had it oh okay look mario coming down so hot he's like a meteor i'm a little less concerned with the temperature of the hot tub and more of the grossness of just bowser bathing next two thousand dude's not even doing anything he's just floating useless all right that's three get the last one oh okay everyone relax everyone calm down oh just kidding he's actually firing the bullet bills so maybe not so useless all right last one good out you know i don't even want that goodbye wait how do i fall through the floor that was some bs we all know it come on get on get on oh oh no oh no oh oh i'm a god tier gamer you know i didn't ask to be this good at video games it just kind of happened it's gone that's it bowser has now fallen from the sky and he'll somehow survive i don't know how his son's gonna survive though okay what has become a more painful run than i remember back in 2001 when i was a pimply-faced 13-year-old who spent the end of his summer vacation playing super mario sunshine oh no flood is dead i don't remember this part but this is funny you were a good water gun flood could you get some f's in the comments section for flood get it f no i'm sorry this is about death there it is the final shine all the lazy piantas cheered as i did all the work and they did nothing junior i've got something difficult to tell you about princess peace why does it sound like a muppet this is where nintendo was like listen there's going to be a lot of weird fanfics we need to debunk this right now flood you're fixed you're alive and so ends a another series and we'll see you for whatever the next one's going to be let me know in the comments section if you want 64 galaxy next thanks for watching see you next time you

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Length: 65min 38sec (3938 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 02 2021