Super Mario 64: The 120 Star Run

Mario 64 did not age well pause before you decide to crucify me I love this game I always have I got my N64 on Christmas of 96 when I was eight and I sunk endless late nights into it and I remember the Zeitgeist in school that fall when it was Nintendo versus Sony in the schoolyard but I digress Mario 64 was revolutionary and that can't ever be taken away Nintendo successfully took their mascot who's only ever been known for side-scrolling adventures and reimagined him in three dimensions Mario is now able to Punch Kick triple jump bounce off walls and in levels that were much more expansive and explorable than previous games I was there for the turn of Mario's career and it was amazing but here we are almost three decades later and while Mario 64 remains to be a classic one of the most popular speedrunner games ever it doesn't hold up as well and that's no fault of the game's design the controls are stiff the camera is I don't even know if this one needs an explanation in the game's third act takes a dive when all the better stages are front loaded in the first half of the game I mean is there a single person out there who enjoys rainbow ride that didn't stop me from getting all 120 Stars though unfortunately I had never made it to Yoshi on the roof as a kid so it's time to rectify that and if you enjoy videos and games like these make sure to subscribe so you catch them as they come out there he is Mario you know him you love him iconic opening now it's funny because when I first played this game I was like yeah her name is Toadstool and I thought Peach was the flavor of cake that she was baking God is that you let's go for a dip [Music] it's an iconic level bomb Battlefield easily one of the best Mario songs ever composed I'm willing to die on that hill or I guess I'm willing to die on that Battlefield see now you could probably find a lot of people speed running this game doing 16 star speed runs or you can come watch me play casually make jokes reminisce die a lot I'm here King babam you big stupid baby I'm big bomb Lord of all blasting matter King you know I never actually read this because I was like yeah I don't need to read let me fight stuff also for a long time I couldn't figure out how to beat him like does he have a spinal injury why is that how you beat him I'm just so happy that he's actually back in things like him being back in Mario Golf just makes me infinitely happy it makes the nine-year-old boy inside well let me rephrase that it makes childhood me very happy yeah that doesn't sound creepy and first most iconic star in the pocket you don't look so quick I'm so good at this game that Koopa the quick doesn't stand a chance they might as well call him Koopa the sick because he's moving so slow he might as well be ill ow just I'm so unfathomably good at this game that I don't know how Hoopa the quick could take a look at me and think that he even stands a chance look I'm gonna stop to collect coins that's how much time I have on my hands maybe we'll do a side jump I know all the tricks climb the flag pole just gonna Flex on him all right now we just wait oh here he is oh Koopa the quick you look like you're out of breath hand it over why was it in your pants all right unlock the door going to wamp's Fortress these things always look like Rice Krispie treats to me when I was a kid now in the mood for a Rice Krispie Treat die I can't punch it I'm going to get killed and I watch this trick if you get him to fall you can actually murder them it makes me so mad we build your houses your cast wait are so they're just blue collar workers here we are abusing them all right it's just the battle of the unions you have the plumbers Union versus The Masonry workers except the masonry workers are literal masonry see I'm so good at this game it's not even fair thank you I'll be taking that and 64 toad was cute though look at this good boy you already know what we're about to do now for the moment you've all been waiting for I'm sorry little one foreign oh um bye I did the funny thing please like And subscribe for more original content oh you're back good so God damn it isn't it not this baby is it a different yep that's not my baby okay fine is this the bridge that I can like teleport to the top why is that a thing all right pal come with me we're going for a ride don't cry it's what happens when you're not tall enough to ride the water slide you gotta sit in someone's lap we're taking the shortcut he's your baby now you got two babies you got an extra just in case all right I'm just gonna jump into someone's chimney that's not weird at all this is what I want the inside of my house to look like we're gonna take the secret path you didn't think I knew about that but this ain't my first rodeo 64. a lot of you probably watching right now like Chuck you really messed up killed that penguin who also killed the Tim's inbound Wonder World yeah I will sacrifice cute things for the sake of content ah yes now for some Mario 64 ASMR as I struggle to control Mario underwater so I gotta plunger the sunken chip I gotta get this guy out of here excuse me sir I I need a favor I need you to just move I ain't moving for nothing you're gonna have to give me about 350. you think for somebody who's played Mario 64 so many times I would remember this one specific thing I have to do but I never remember how to do it oh wait he left that's him right our time's a plunger the sunken ship for Treasure and remember how terrifying it is to watch Mario drown in this game it's pretty uh pretty messed up Legend says if you open all the chests it'll drain out the water and you'll be able to breathe now for some stupid janky ass platforming who was like yeah this is a good level design look at these slippery ass platforms here I think I already earned the star I'm gonna slide on my belly because I'm quirky I remember this being incredibly hard when I was a kid just all the slider levels in general I just I couldn't do it oh that's right if you beat it in a certain time you get a secret star shoot to the island in the sky that doesn't sound dangerous well good luck I think I'm going to overshoot it Perfect all right and with that star we can go fight Bowser for the first time all right watch this Speed Run I'm so good at this I'm actually going to get the fire because it's a speedrunning tactic see that was just a joke this is the real run see look at this regular gamers dry washing a regular see I didn't do it because I actually I wanted to backflip I gotta say Mario 64 is an iconic game but sometimes it's just kind of hard to go back to the controls please there he is you know he would have had a better chance if he didn't surround the thing with bombs let me just let me get really close this way Bowser doesn't feel like he's being tossed I missed there we go come on get up get up and fight me that's it you're gonna roll over and die after one measly bomb some King [Music] all right to the basement we go we got the key now so starting to get towards the fun levels where they give up decorating in the basement they're like I don't know make it look like a dungeon put the scary melty fire face in the basement as well no one wants to look at lethal lava land I want to say that this set of levels is my favorite but it's hard to win everything on the first floor I mean nothing can really beat the bomb Battlefield and cool cool Mountain swamps Fortress oh oh okay we're good sometimes you hit the lava and you're like all right you know you're done because you're gonna keep bouncing like here oh no no you can't get to me you stupid look at you what are you afraid of the ledge all right one big bully suit coming up it's like a slap in the face though oh God I forgot that happens because the bully's like all right if you're gonna are you kidding me you see uh the bully had the last laugh there I was gonna say it's a slap in the face because he's like if you want the star you gotta come over here well let's not make that mistake again oh geez why did he grab it this one's just straight up called bully the bullies but you see in 1996 there was no cyber bullying you had to physically push them in the lava just do me a favor take a long walk or for a short Bridge can you even be a bully if it's two verse one like what are the requirements for being a bully surely you have to outnumber or at least be even in number like you can't just walk into a group of like 10 people and start being a bully because you get your ass kicked all right I think this is the last one unless I also have to kill the Big Boy again oh God where'd you come from they were just straight up like I'm gonna get my big brother don't come to lethal lava land tomorrow let's go get the metal cap it's time to get a power up oh crap oh I almost jumped into that one out [Music] Mario was way too excited to get in the water there where do I get the metal cabinet here again is he something else and grab that star but uh Plus or whoever you are what are you doing I think I need the metal cap for that one so we gotta go through this door I remember how cool it was to get the metal cap here it is piss off I'm Metal Mario all right we did it we got the metal cap now I think I have to leave now I don't think I can get a star I think that's it they're like get out and flush it down the toilet or something all right well if we're gonna get one hat we gotta get another hat oh God I completely forgot how hard it is to steer Mario getting eight red coins here is so incredibly frustrating and it's going to still be frustrating [Music] okay well we got nothing see only the real Gamers know about this level feel like taking a gamble let's grab the box like ordering one of them loot boxes you don't know what's going to be whenever I play shifting sand specifically it transports me back to a specific day where i'm like yeah I know exactly where I was when I was playing this game and my friend was over we're eating Lifesavers don't know why I remember those specific details but they were like Sonic 3 Lifesavers because they did like a promotion and I think they were blue give me that uh I'm not going to make it to the top of the pyramid but maybe we will why do you have Fireballs here we go we made it to the top get piss off no I can fly oh come on throw hands at me get down here you coward ah this is painful and that's death I'm just gonna crawl like a baby baby you want Star you're telling me Jump Man Mario struggling to jump up these stairs from Mario climbing that pole like you're trying to pay for college foreign sticks The Landing grabs the star solve a puzzle now what do I look like I got things to do don't know how that worked I mean of course it's a Bowser puzzle because why would you have anything else you know what I don't care I'll jump in the lava I got life to spare red hot log rolling aka me after I eat too many Flamin Hot Cheetos can I go can I go volcano isn't that a star you just kind of like jump in or is this the same one that I have to do and I think I'm being big brain when I'm really not uh I forgot about that see I've only ever gotten 120 Stars after the fact because the famous story if you haven't heard it is when I was a kid I think I had 119 stars and I had to get the 120th to spoiler alert if you haven't played a 25 year old game I had to get 120 stars to go see Yoshi on the roof couldn't get that last star which was seven red coins on Rainbow Cruise so I microwaved my copy of the game oh that's right the rabbit this is a metaphor I got you cornered you can't escape now you bastard yeah one hands me Brute I'm late so late I must make haste good old Alice in Wonderland reference oh God such janky controls come on almost there almost almost no no other way other way okay the star should be right over here I think we're actually almost done with lethal lava we are we're almost done I'm now realizing that this video is going to be very lethal lava land heavy but truth be told I think I just want to subconsciously get this world out of the way because if we do end up doing the full 120 star run and give up my sanity in the process I don't want to come back here I mean don't get me wrong Mario 64 is an excellent game I think it is held up pretty well over time but some of the levels are just atrocious I went the wrong way that works yeah I meant to do that that was calculated yeah uh as was that you know what since we're playing N64 games I never owned or finished Banjo-Kazooie so maybe we'll play that game next this is the worst Tour Ever it's not even a gift shop every time I'm going to say bad words now there we go why don't I do that the first time let's get out of this hell hole literally leave Mario alone for like two minutes passes out like a dad in front of the TV nothing out of the ordinary here just a ghost in a hallway this is where the urban legend began a tale that would be passed from school yard to school yard because if you look real close it clearly says L is real something 20 I don't know ghosts don't die can you get out of here live if you didn't know absolutely terrifying the piano is literally everyone's childhood Nightmare and if it's not you're lying to yourself how about ominous carnival music good enough for you I do appreciate the Yoshi's Island paintings though oh Big Boy crappy so fast get out of here no take two I ain't afraid no ghosts wait wait no no I'm not dying again why does the ghost sound like a thwomp they're like we have three enemy sounds which one would you like to use for the boo okay and we're never coming back here I personally think I would rather find eight red coins if a bomb Battlefield and ever have to go back to the boo house why do that when we can just get a star for Mr chain chomp you're free now all right I got sidetracked but I'm gonna get the red coins for real this time you put them next to each other oh wait no there's eight not seven okay just gonna grab great I'm gonna say bad words instead I'm just gonna grip way longer than it had to [Music] Wing Cat Mario is probably one of the worst controlling things in any game ever allow us buddy how's it going step profess sledding kind of guy it's called big penguin race but he kind of has the advantage he's got weight on his side I just also need to remember I can't cheat because if I go through like the secret passage they're like hey you cheated uh yeah that doesn't get out of here no he's gaining on me he's trying to kill me this penguin's going like Mach Three oh come on can I just get a prize for surviving hold up hold up hold up hold up haha we got him he's so salty look at him walking away Frosty Slide for eight red coins Mind If I Do [Music] oh that is death or not or I'm the best goddamn Mario 64 player alive I know they're hiding it from me right over here I could have just jumped to my death there I make the big jump here we go give me that star I need to get ahead of my shoulders I got you ow listen pal try not to lose your head I know you feel like you got snow body on your side but I'm here and oh God oh God oh God oh no he missed well we tried come here this way this way come on it's a straight shot you can do this I believe in you there you go Mr snowman he's like this will warm you up yes but that'll also kill you yes please open the gates I just need to not overshoot it [Music] oh crap man wall jumping in this game so janky don't fall nice and easy like a baby am I gonna grab it or am I gonna keep you in suspense see this one's hilarious because the name of the star is shoot into the wild blue but what they really mean is shoot into the wall in order to get the star Mario only has to sacrifice a handful of brain cells oh wait that was a different star okay maybe I'm the one who lost some brain cells yeah we kind of uh just jumped three stars okay take two this one is shoot into the wild blue they're actually just like shoot into the pillar don't wake the baby baby oh crap all right with that last star we can finally go fight Bowser a second time this one is gamer Bowser because he's hiding in the basement now Bowser's too close to water to be a gamer oh that's right I need to get the star first and then I fight Bowser right I'm trying to do with the speedrunner way almost hey we did it first try all right Bowser I'll be taking that and now we can fight Bowser cute little Obstacle of course he set up for us it's a shame I'm gonna have to pass it with flying colors so I can go kick his ass oh no oh no oh no easy all right Bowser can you take more than one hit this time I would like to oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap God about this it's got some new moves Bowser's a zoner now I always struggled with this as a kid and now as an adult see the trick is you just want to get really really close to the bomb so if you're bad like me you can't miss yup nope still a wimp maybe it'll be tougher next time so I got the second key so we might as well open the next door why is the keyhole so high up all right back to oh wait that's not move on Battlefield wait which is the small painting I jump into it's this one no it's not it's this one all right I could totally one shot that star now that's that's way too far oh crap I long jumped too long all right let's grab this one up because sometimes I do the dumb oh wait that's right the monkey's here you better not take my hat that's right this dude kind of looks like something at a Bomberman he Chucks you he's the original chuckster and I'm too good at this game you see these platforming abilities no I wasn't born with them it was just something that I developed over time look at this cat-like reflexes all right she's gonna do a quick long jump here because I am the greatest I passed the star too but you see I don't want that star going for the better Star uh yes the Rice Krispie Treat button my favorite button man I used to love me some rice krispie treats as a kid especially the chocolate chunk ones those were good as hell where is that oh ah let go you're choking me geez Mario that's uh animal cruelty let go now come here come here yeah come here I need your help I know stand still I'll tell you what let's trade you let me go give you something really good free him okay where is it go get it show off I'm J oh he died all right I'm just gonna do what he did ow all right only 17 more stars to go so let's get away from uh tall mountain and go here wet dry world I do love this stage but it kind of is the water temple of Mario 64. like actually literally it is Mario just needs the iron boots well I mean you go underwater and then you come up and you get help why does it work that way now speedrunners I hope you're taking notes here this is how you do the the level skip then you go over here and you want to be really careful with this one otherwise it's going to set your time back you know this actually might be my personal best finishing the game with 120 stars without microwaving my controller if I do it this way the camera is probably better but my depth perception is not do a quick lap around oh crap now a lot of you are probably asking yourselves Chuck you're a world-renowned speedrunner you know why are you making such silly mistakes well you see when you get to my level it becomes extremely daunting because there's so much pressure and I'll be honest I don't want to take the record away from anybody I would feel terrible about it oh that was the wrong star that's it that little fantasy Star online item box just raised the water only a little bit we're gonna do the the shovel robot Skip it's real textbook stuff you know don't throw me back don't throw me back no he killed me I've been betrayed let's try this again I think it's this one right I think you gotta hit this one over here don't fall down Mr Mario how are these little electricity balls even like doing their thing underwater and if I touch the water shouldn't I technically die man I love the camera in this game [Music] oh that was a star okay so I'm just gonna swim over yeah you can't see me but I'm getting the star right now I just I hate water levels water levels they take the momentum out of everything and also the fun I might as well just push the blocks that's what you do here you just you get frustrated and you get the star that you're not trying to get here's one there we go who hit all these things anyway easiest star of my life you see how fast we did that the power of editing wow that was great love that level okay uh we're gonna we're gonna leave that one alone for a bit which mirror do I jump into again it's not that one it's not that one oh that's it's the wall hey Big Head now this is a good level Everyone likes a good ice level you I'm gonna bully you ice bully cough it up you know it's a damn shame one of the best levels they don't even have a painting for it who built this platform this is uh just a little bit unsafe no railing nothing all right now we have to use the penguin as a meat Shield so we don't get blown off the Snowman scaffolding we're gonna do this together you just stick with me and everything will be fine oh crap all right come on just like don't no no no no no no no no no no no no no no this entire time I'm like come on just block it for me I forgot that I had to climb on this fat ass's stupid head oh my God this dude is flat-headed like the memes okay you just gotta go real slow so we don't fall off because that would make me very mad come on just the first try in the Deep Freeze which just so happens to be like an igloo maze due to my uh impeccable abilities to navigate 3D mazes that was the fastest star in history World from the freezing Pond don't have to like bounce over here I think okay hang on I got a real Sophie's Choice ahead of us I'm going left box see this is why lefties are better shell shredding for eight red coins my brain always is like yeah seven red coins I don't know why I always think it's seven you can't go in the water without the shell or Mario will get hypothermia kids I always loved the shell surfing as a kid I just I wish there was like an entire game like this and I realized that's uh by Mario Kart world record Pace here can't be stopped maybe I just think seven because legend of the Seven Stars and I don't know I feel like seven is much more of a Nintendo thing than eight oh no no no yes let's go to Big World or little big worlds or big little world or small giant World tiny huge island yeah that that's what I meant you know I don't know what my favorite Mario 64 level is I feel like it might just be a bomb Battlefield because it's the bomb Battlefield some of the later ones are good some of them are terrible this one's pretty good oh that's right don't we race Cooper the quick again well it's not this guy thank you literally taking the shirt off his back to go surfing can I go in here nope but I can go in here I am big and you are small oh the caveats of being big this is just Rampage Mario Edition oh man I would play the hell out of that game at least like a Nintendo theme Rampage like Bowser Donkey Kong and uh I don't know some third character that would fit in we did it Gary we're finally huge [Music] and we're dead you see if I make myself small it'll be much harder to fall off the level are you a star [Music] oh no I wasn't supposed to do that the jumping is a little wonky here because I'm sinking into the grass this is quick grass but that sounds like something completely different Tony the name of the star is pluck the piranha flower do we not call them piranha plants yet has that not been decided at Nintendo HQ what are these flips we take those we definitely take those Mario with the world's lowest side somersault long time no see Wow have you gotten fast have you been training uh I've been eating a lot of pasta all right watch this they don't call me Mr long jump for nothing even out here breaking records during the Olympics no I beat you wait no no no no no no no no no I was here all right now that uh those are the qualifiers this is the heat that's gonna win it for us this is the heat that's going to bring home the Mushroom Kingdom gold piss off no all right for real this time I'm done joking around you see see what happens when you mess with Mario no way you beat me again I just spent my entire savings on these new Koopa mark That's that probably wasn't a good idea Cooper the Quick's gonna have to turn to some loan sharks I think he might have a problem five itty bitty Secrets I don't like these it's just a glorified eight red coins but less you know what screw this star you're telling me this entire time we haven't fallen into the Caged Island everyone's done that it's like being a tourist in your own City it's like you mean you haven't you haven't fallen into the Caged Island what are you doing we're just gonna shoot into the Caged Island I think we can do that I don't know let's find out it's been a while oh wait hold up hold up hold up I was joking but I think uh we might actually be able to oh so close like I know you're supposed to like jump off the tower but why would you want to do that when you can just like do it this way yes scary shrooms red coins ah these shrooms ain't scary listen Mario could probably tell you about some scary shrooms okay maybe they're a little scary you know what the scariest part is the camera angles foreign I almost just slid off the mushroom and died mysterious Mountainside do I just drop down I feel like that's right mysterious Mountainside you just take a leap of faith oh yeah this is real mysterious you know what else is mysterious crapping your pants because if you didn't do it who did you know what sucks missing this star I'm not gonna miss watch first try [Applause] all right so again I got the wrong star you know I'll be honest I do love me Mario 64. I I do however I cannot wait to return to a Mario game that has more modern controls not that this game is an absolute gem I think it's just that I'm such an advanced player that I feel like I'm being held back oh there it is I had I gotta use the Rice Krispie Treat easy oh is that is that the mysterious Mountainside I see it we're gonna cheat and watch this these are the strategies they don't want to tell you about see this Cloud here what they don't tell you is that it's actually a Warp there we go nothing gets me hyped like the slider music though and it'd be a damn shame to come all this way only to die so I won't I'll do it on the first try there we go I gotta tell you I don't remember this star but I will tell you this that definitely killed me as a kid and as an adult you see the real problem is I wasn't sliding on my belly there we go just lets me off right here the Express Elevator Hurry up it's the Express Elevator but what they don't tell you is this janky ass looking wooden platform is the elevator then you have to just go down here and you get back in you do like one of God damn it all right so if I jump down yeah there we go thank you for holding the door for me and with this star we now have 50. and we can enter the final set of levels all right so the final door is open here you go take my money we go to the top floor now because that's where you can find the most rage all right that's just a question of Like You Gotta Die but you know which is the way you want to go it's tick tock clock all right roll into the cage no big deal get out of here wait what time do you have to stop it on to make everything freeze I probably should have did that you know that's the thing you can do in this game you gotta stop it at 4 20 right the Mario lights up a fat one I'm dead who knows what time what time do I have to stop it at 12 don't miss it better be 12. there we go everything's frozen in time now I just need to not jump off and die what do they want me to do roll into the cage how about we work on you know not rolling off the stage oh geez this is how the pros do it right this is how the speedrunners do it I mean I I am I'm the top speedrunner this is a little move that they named after me God I hate Tick-Tock clock so much but I'm so good at it that's why they call me Tick Tock Chuck it doesn't help that it has the slider music so you feel like you're going fast even when you're standing still nothing gets the heart rate up like the Mario 64 slider music oh don't throw me no no there's only one Tick Tock that I associate myself with and that's Tick Tock Clock which is something that I would have said uh before I decided to create a tick tock account where you can go follow me if you like and go watch some clips okay I see the star over there we're gonna go nice and slow because I don't want to get oh no oh no oh no depth perception you have failed me once again all right I'm just gonna long jump here it's the worst that could happen oh that's a crawl okay if we would have missed that hit the wall and fell off there would have been some words go ahead I gotta go on the hand don't I you know hence the name get a hand this this is me getting a hand okay it's right over there again points right at it I can't wait to be done with this level I know it must be real exhilarating to watch me play this at a snail's pace but listen you get what you get and you don't get upset can I make that with a backflip probably not this this is definitely the world record Pace right definitely close you go that way Mario 64 said no you're not all right you know what let's go somewhere else whole set of stages is ass it is just ass why do I want to get these red coins this one's not so bad at least because at least you can hang out on these platforms and like there's another hat waiting for you I don't want to do this anymore oh that's right yeah gotta go all the way back to the beginning never thought I would say this but you know what I'd rather go to Rainbow Cruise you know I keep calling it rainbow Cruise because a smash when in reality is just rainbow ride either way it sucks okay don't don't don't how did I survive that wait that's not good they're supposed to ride that it's Sunset oh that's right I have to stay on it miscalculated it didn't work that time they want me to platform are you nuts why does every stage in this set have to have the slider theme which is just audio anxiety oh God oh God oh God come on no no no no no no no no oh oh I can't see I can't see how we survived that uh I couldn't tell you don't you dare I have come too far I have nothing left to lose oh God I have some pair of Meatballs to do a long jump on this stage I will say though I commend Mario 64 and having scaling difficulty that I feel is very fair see all right oh cool yeah cool cool no no all right here we go oh you know what the frustrating part is that I could probably just go get some easy Stars somewhere else but that wouldn't be very good for Content now would it you hear me say as you are clicking the like button on this video no no no no no no no no no no and you guys wonder why I microwaved my copy of this game like that's it right wait wait I forgot about I don't even know wait what happened hold up I've been lied to I guess we're just gonna do red coins this is the one that haunted me you know the messed up part is this is like not even anywhere remotely close to the hardest red coin challenge in any of these levels or any any Star why it was this one that put me over the edge and this is it this is the Redemption Arc happening right in front of your eyes because we're gonna get out of the way right now this is Bittersweet I mean I've gotten the star before just just not on my original copy of the game all right we're on the rise now elevator going up here it is okay great get that one out of the way where exactly is this Breeze and how do we go about swinging in it if you think I made it this far only to die to some trash Goomba you're a Koopa Troopa out of your shell all right here we that's it that was swinging in the breeze where was The Breeze all right for my sanity we're going back to the first floor sometimes you gotta start from square one or in this case painting one look me straight in the face and tell me that metal Mario's music is not one of the best tracks in this game how do did you hurt me I'm Metal Mario argh Ahoy matey I have sunk in Treasure here I do but pluck the plunder you must open the treasure chest in the right order what order is that you say I'll never tell can the eel come out to play I don't know let's go ask him no come on get the get the coin get the coin money keeps me alive all right eel's out to play now which means we can't do anything over there oh it's on his tail Mario chasing the little tail [Music] and I'm dead kind of feels like trying to trap a stray cat here out you got to be careful you don't know if they're feral let me get a little little squeeze that's no come on it's right there come on Reach Out And Touch it your own personal Jesus we got it you know what sucks if you don't have enough breath and you get it right there you get waxed by the tail you gotta touch it twice what does this do again oh that's it makes the rice krispie treats appear I I love just falling off the side forget it we're just gonna go for the star at the bottom she's gonna make some friends with some mobsters and uh get the cement shoes it really is just that easy uh we don't want to touch that box because it has a skull and crossbones on it which we all know means bad all right eight red coins easy peasy [Music] they want me to ride big booze merry-go-rounds is that a sex thing all right this is how you get into the bat cave I always knew it go come on [Music] take that Catcher in the Rye thought I actually read you in high school well I did it Spark Notes baby nope ow the light shining on it like some kind of side quest man I gotta tell you there's so much water in this castle and how quickly it drains it makes you wonder how much money did Peach spend on the sump pumps give me the vanish cap that's right this is a terrible level as well just have to Blind slide where's the just give me the switch actually now that I think about it this is probably the better of the three cap levels just think about it the Wing Cap level is God awful and the metal cap is like it's fine this is fine it's the slider theme it's always the slider theme okay you can't stop me from smacking this switch give me the vanish caps I can get out of here and now for the only time that that Mario uses the crawl mechanic in the entire game this is what it's all about ladies and gentlemen I believe this is what it's all about hey look at that we have 64 stars and this is Mario 64. Please Subscribe I'm not playing games anymore I'm I'm being bullied and I don't like it excuse me allow me to sit on you what does that smell like Mario eats nothing but Italian food I would imagine those farts are lethal I found it aha forgot about that why would they hide this I just feel like this star is incredibly difficult for no reason it has no right being this difficult but because I'm so good at video games we're gonna do it on the first try I said we're gonna do it on the first try stupid Cyclops give me the star first try to think we got the harder star before getting the easier one there's record timing they want me to fight a boo on a third story balcony that has no railing oh to top it all off we're not even done I'm gonna get to the roof how do I get up yeah whatever oh okay come on come on come on come on come on come on come on oh all right made it to the flat part do it like three more times you first try give me ass hell hole to be them chest in the current oh man there's sea creatures here okay it's not that one wait how do I escape the current get get me out of the current I I will just succumb to it that's one give me the air bubble and then number four should be oh no oh no not the not the vortex of death no no no wait I think I'm okay I think I'm fine oh I'm not fine we are not fine yet come on Mario swim swim oh Jesus that was nerve-wracking we need a less stressful star is it me or is this game probably the most annoying to catch the damn rabbits got him I almost crushed him but it would have been worth it and now for the star that matters most let's talk to our buddy toad let's see what toad has to say it's been a minute hold on to your hat if you lose it you'll be injured easily if you do lose your cap you'll have to find it come on get to the juicy stuff gets get to the good stuff thank you free star and that brings us to 70 which means it's Bowser time all right I I don't think I had a backwards long jump oh wait I did it first try really wow Bowser you look good from far but far from good let's go kick his ass and get the princess back platforming skills you can only find here at shock to puss Incorporated don't got time for you wait no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm looking back at collecting a hundred coins and eight ranked coins on some of these stages I'm like yep that's gonna be Health not looking forward to that oh where you hiding pal why'd you have to make this this stage so long trying to compensate for something Bowser all these theatrics I'm just gonna toss you anyway here he is in all his neo-colored Glory come on gonna get that tail gonna get your tail about it I missed okay there's not that many bombs so I gotta be careful don't break anything don't break anything I forgot he runs all right one challenging as a kid just having to time it to to throw at the bombs like you have a very small window of opportunity and then like now it becomes a star it's a dark star this is it I'm throwing you out I need a Spirit Bomb of a so long gay Bowser I'm calling on the power of the entire comment section lend me your energy hold on here we go so long gay Bowser no it can't be you've really beaten me Mario I gave those troops power but now it's fading away ah I can see peace returning to the world I can't stand it huh it's not over yet come on troops let's watch the ending together he's like come on let's let's all enjoy the credits that's it that's the star Bowser's gone and we can fly off into the sunset now but we're not done yet because we still have like 50 more stars to get how convenient that the wings just disappeared as Mario landed directly on the floor safe and sound I mean it would suck to be like 30 000 feet in the air and the wings are like peace how about that cake kind of hungry it's been a long ride you don't know what I've been through let's go to Jolly Roger Bay because there's like one regular star we didn't get here yet babe I will prepare the cannon where where's the cannon oh the Cannons on the ship right I don't remember you think I would considering how many times I've played this game I don't remember the last time I went for 120 Stars though typically with Mario 64 I pick it up and I'm like yeah I want to play some Mario 64. it's been a while and then like I'll beat the game and be like yep that's enough yeah I don't think the Cannon's here what I think it was I it's it's back at the front all right it's okay we could just cut all this swimming out listen guys it would make more sense for a ship to have a cannon than a rock in the ground this is probably the fastest star ever too I think it's this one there we go I think it's in that box over there oh don't fall chalky still got it you old bag of bones look how unenthused Mario is about that star Stand Tall in the four pillars this is an easy one see the joke here is that Mario is not tall in fact he's small smoosh me I hate these guys I'm gonna go up here oh crap oh I I just tried to do a twirl like in Galaxy okay that was close I have to remember I don't have that leeway anymore here if you mess up a jump it's permanent I'm Standing Tall here also Standing Tall once again uh they were way over there without having to go back I mean I probably should have taken those oh crap right it's got three and that's four and then the pyramid transforms like that one uh Power Ranger you guys it was like a pyramid or something listen this was like the end of my uh my Power Rangers run so I don't really remember but I'm pretty sure there was one it was like with the uh the shapes there's the shape Power Rangers horrible camera angles and controls and I'm dead Nintendo's just watching me very upset like you've been playing this game for almost 30 years you dumb idiot you've made Mr Miyamoto sad at least we're in the pyramid now oh God it's the hand boss fight gotta battle hand to hand no I'm just gonna poke you in the eye he's like ow it shouldn't be called Stand Atop The four pillars it should be called fight the ancient hand Golems oh God I bet he gives a mean massage you should open your own massage parlor it'd probably do pretty well all right that's one nope not this time Rumble what what happened we crushed like pebbles you so strong you rule ancient pyramid oh I guess this is my pyramid now oh and that's the story of how Mario became a pharaoh all right eight red coins just kill me now I used to like shifting sand a lot more now I I don't really care for shifting sand clearly all the best stages of Mario 64 like the first level of the castle and that's it wrong it was so wrong pyramid puzzle let's just fly right into the entrance door-to-door service wait no no oh wait whoops all right pyramid puzzle I don't remember what the puzzle is well we're gonna solve it pyramid puzzle be like solve for x all right four pillars gotta do the thing gotta find the four pillars first talking like Demon Slayer pillars like wearing Goku I hate these guys no no stay away stay away stay away stop stop really looking forward to uh falling off after climbing this entire thing you know what's gonna happen that's not the star we want so hang on uh I was actually right for coming over here so instead of grabbing that star I we have to like drop down and grab five coins again no recollection of this and I missed it all for any one of these so okay two more which are on those platforms that's fine crush me crush me rolly Daddy come on come on Mario you can do it come over here you can do it go one more just gonna jump on the other side of the sand waterfall ground pounds let's get out of shifting sand land forever until we have to get the uh the 100 Coin Star not gonna make you guys watch those I promise all right let's jump into the T-1000 puddle wait did I really beat the game and not come to hazy maze cave at all can I get my Metal Mario fix metal Mario's theme is probably the hardest track in this entire game not favorite or best but hardest oh should I just do the red coins I think they're all here [Music] knowing one out of the way first all right now we get a climbing board Dory this gentle giant then we have to severely injure her back I forgot the way I look is the way that we steer there we go nice and easy Metal Head Mario Can Move yes he can where can he move don't know but he do be moving this specific star has become a speed run oh there it is all right grab on just gotta make sure we don't let go by accident this might have been the fastest star we've gotten yet I don't know if that was the right one but we'll find out now nope not even the right one you know what this one is probably the one where we have to get Metal Mario by the uh the underground Lake I would actually like to confirm that Metal Mario in fact cannot move not like that Mario and uh the DDR mix that boy can move this might be the one come on thank you I now declare this mine open spiders some long jumps don't fall Metal Mario Can Move would you look at that all right now we're gonna navigate the toxic maze this is what I've been waiting for oh no it turns out the toxic maze is just Summoners Rift see it's a maze there's a hidden exit so is it really a maze oh wait hang on this is it different elevator you know this is a pretty good elevator for Tic-tac-toe all right last one watch for the rolling rocks which uh if you're talking about these rolling rocks then I got you I don't got you I'm pretty sure I have to go up right it's up there there we go video games I'm gonna jump through the weird water wall pole jumping for Red Coins fantastic I mean hey he's paying his way through college who cares how he earns the money so I I used to use this song to um put my daughter to sleep because it's it's honestly it's very relaxing it's a goaded song this will be a fun star said nobody if you were ever wondering how Mario paid his way through plumber school just take a look the completionist in me it was like we have to go back and finish Mario 64. The Gamer In Me Is remembering how ass some of these later stars are man to raise reward try saying that fast where's no that's a shark where's the ray he's here somewhere oh hang on if I uh I think if I swim down with the vanish cap I think I just go in there let's see this might be a fast star oh 83 only 37 more in a row oh my God I feel so nauseous oh here's the Manta he was here I guess I just missed him okay we just gotta swim through his rings with his farts okay I missed that one can we start over one two I think it's like five right three four here we go that was that was five time for a little wet dry world I like this stage actually you know when you get to the later stages some of them are just not so great but I like this one this one's fun it is a little water temply though oh hang on no no no no no no no I'm pretty sure I have to drain all the water for town right oh okay oh it's over okay I remember now I'll prepare the weapons of mass destruction for you I mean cannon that's right I said I said Canon the whole time what did you hear is that enough oh hell yeah okay now if I swim straight down I think this is where I have to go am I gonna drown oh God I'm gonna swim faster here we go now we're in town that'll do it everything's gonna be real moldy in this town this is probably for a different start but I might as well just get it because if I don't it's gonna bother me came here for a star ended up with a completely different star [Music] another exception to the rule of stages here that are good is Tiny huge island just kidding this is tall tall mountain I love this part where you look in the mirror and lack of two is just following you with the camera and he does not look pleased like look at that face he's like come on man I'm just trying to do my job I really just love the fact that uh this whole game is From latitude's perspective and he just follows you around okay this is Tiny huge island five itty bitty Secrets all right where are the secrets I don't remember oh wait hang on I screwed this up I have to do this big because the itty bitty secrets are Itty Bitty and I need I need to be a big man with big man sponge a big big man this is one over here that is that is not one that is not one that's not one oh God that's one two two oh I think it's right here two wait I would have never known that one was there if I didn't look it up okay now I have to hit that switch now watch me just like run off by accident I'm gonna take my time walk across the Rice Krispie Treat bridge to delicious land way better homemade though although I do love the chocolate chunk ones man those hit I'm so sorry guys this is just a lot of red coin stuff oh this is it this is where I'm gonna die why are these wigglers red coins is his name on them yeah oh no camera is definitely your best friend here okay oh no three tries three tries for these red coins I'm Gonna Miss This jump I'm telling you right now it's not gonna happen oh I did it just kidding oh my God four tries for these red coins okay hang on that fireball is gonna hit me it's gonna start off 2023 with a struggle huh New Year same me see this is the part of the game where I would uh I would ask my older brother to come beat it for me except I don't have an older brother so I would just have to bite down up on a piece of wood and get it done myself I'm just gonna long jump I'm just gonna no no no no no come on uh I'm like hammering the uh the long jump button for my life come okay now it's done it's done can you guys see why I microwaved my game when I was like 10. all right one more star to go in this God forsaken Island make wiggler squirm no thank you listen there's uh there's not many things that I want to see wiggler do squirm is uh definitely not one of them ow dude just swooped into the water to punch me wha you flooded my house what there's a cage at the bottom and it's like a bottomless pit what you do what to do makes me so mad he's not very angry okay wait now he's angry um sir you're supposed to get angry I guess red wiggler was too much to program into this game like running out of room 63 of the bits are for Mario's voice wiggler gets one color stop time for eight red coins it's being a coin collecting I got all the damn 100 star coins and I didn't make you watch it because I'm not a sadist I'm not that mean I'm mean but okay so we're gonna do this the hard way to prove that I'm a skilled player okay that's one I just have to get like I just gotta get on these spinning platforms oh Mario got smushed oh okay okay all right chill you know what I I gotta stop time I don't think I can do it maybe it requires a little more than skill you know no it's just too easy fall be careful out out actually this is probably one of the easiest red coin stars ever just not looking forward to doing a rainbow ride stuff only uh 14 Stars more to go and then I'm I'm done with this forever all right this is going to end the only way that it should 100 Coin Star 100 coin star Rainbow ride this is the only one I'm gonna force you to watch Final star then I'll be done with this game so like now that I'm thinking about it I've told the story so many times you're probably sick of hearing it but uh I microwaved my copy out of frustration when I was a kid just like 10 seconds and I was like oh it'll be fine I don't know why I thought that my copy of Mario 64 was definitely not fine and looking back it could not have been the eight red coins to make me do it because the eight red coins in this stage are insanely easy so it had to be the 100 Coin Star that's the only way I can uh it's the only way it could have happened just gotta go talk to a man on a roof about some lives no don't don't know it's a good thing I have a bunch of lives because I've been doing 100 Coin Star challenges and eight red coins so I'm kind of stocked up and with this done we've cleared a lot of the uh Mainline 3D Mario games and we did Odyssey the Galaxy Sunshine well I've done 64. that leaves Galaxy 2 which a lot of you still want and uh depending on when you're watching this video it may or may not have happened maybe it'll happen this year or maybe it won't we don't know no one knows anything I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow now do I have to go beat Bowser again to see Yoshi on the roof or is he just there you don't remember I don't want to fight Bowser again I will I'll do it we're like 43 coins away from finally beating this kind of crazy jump on and give it a give it a refresh there's nothing in there you couldn't throw a coin at me no I said a coin let's go this way oh oh my God money no dude where are all the coins are they at the end of the rainbow with the rumors true I'm gonna bounce in your head because you had like a crazy amount of coins I don't know why 20 where am I gonna get 25 coins go oh oh god oh jackpot you know I wanted to learn how to speed run this game I don't think I could ever do it I don't think I have the patience it would have to be something more modern controls like Odyssey if I ever went the route of learning how to speedrun this is it I see him this thing is gonna spawn like where I can't grab it either oh God nine coins oh crap no oh God that thing would have left I think I would have been screwed oh no where do I go oh crap is there anywhere I can jump to there's no like Escape pod who lives here all right I'm just gonna have to do it hope for the best no I made it I can't believe I did that oh wait there's another red coin there there we go okay that's not the star I want watch me accidentally grab it though man that would be comical gonna ground pound just to make sure that doesn't happen Okay I gotta like go up here to get the bomb hey excuse me sir can you um can you open that for me I know it's all the way over there so I gotta do this again better oh god I think I'm making my editor anxious wait till I get on that roof and have a talk with that Yoshi you piece of my mind he's gonna get these hands was he doing on the roof anyway where was he this entire journey I needed him oh hang on the Chucky has coins I need your money sir I need it is it it might be just enough you gotta be kidding me I don't think I could make another jump like that again oh wait hang on that seems much easier to get to all right just gotta hope oh wait hold up hold up jackpot [Music] do I take it from this pork Oh God I know Mario you're out of breath you're tired but this is [Laughter] all right I'm coming Yoshi I'm coming where's that Cannon when I was a kid all I could do was look at it I'm coming I'm coming Yoshi it feels surreal look there he is this was such a huge tease as a kid I mean I knew he was up here hi Yoshi it's me remember me he's like I'm not talking to you you left me in that pit to die Mario is that really you uh he had an annoying voice in the cartoon oh I might see you if I waited here and I waited for a long time now I have a very special message for you thanks for playing Super Mario 64. this is the end of the game but not the end of the fun we want you to keep playing so we have a little something for you we hope you like it enjoy the Super Mario 64 team enjoy these lives that are useless because you already cleared everything but the schoolyard told me that there was a secret 121st star and you can unlock Luigi and uh where are you going so that's that that's Mario 64. we'll see you next time [Music]

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Length: 62min 18sec (3738 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 18 2023