Super Mario Galaxy: The Complete Run

every hundred years a comet appears in the skies above the mushroom kingdom the comet i should start reading children's books bowser invaded with his army of flying ships which still doesn't really make any sense in the laws of physics that luma is well fed on star bits that's a thick ass mod uh when did bowser be able to wield a spirit bomb oh he's just gonna take the whole ass castle you can have this back at the end of class i have to say you guys have no idea how excited i am to finally be playing super mario galaxy on this channel this is one of my favorite games ever and i was going to play it on the wii u and then i was like you know what i'm going to hold off because i know a switch port's coming and i was right give me the key junior i have to save my chubby luma friend if any of you get that reference then i will be amazed i gotta say it's a little bit disorienting returning to galaxy after so long especially after playing odyssey and sunshine i just i gotta get my galaxy muscle memory back because we don't have a dive in this game we have a spin jump which has helped me a lot and after playing sunshine it's gonna be a piece of cake right first grand star down i mean this is the tutorial so i i guess it doesn't really count shut up let me have this moment is it me or does super mario galaxy have the best story out of any mario game i guess with the exception of the thousand year door or maybe super mario rpg one thing is for certain though that galaxy soundtrack is undefeated i mean listen to this score [Music] how can i be nostalgic about something that happened 10 years ago that's not even that long has it been longer when did galaxy come out oh hang on i like this part [Music] very helpful that all the piranha plants we destroy just kind of turn into a vine that we can swing on and they just so happen to be pointing at the next planet that we have to go to oh gotta get all the star bits i was a little concerned about what the controls were gonna be like oh yeah just land and crack that egg because i didn't know if i was gonna have to move my entire switch so i can point the uh pro controller at the screen but we have advanced as a society so now i don't need to do that oh you poor baby dino piranha look he's so cute i like almost feel bad about having to land on his very tiny home i mean imagine living on a planet this small what does he eat all day yo chill let me hit that pine cone of a tail come back leave it to mario to just land on some distant planet find the local wildlife and torture them all right first star official star an asterisk next to the star those are star bits tallumas they are the tastiest most electable treats imaginable you better feed me hand them over imagine thinking that galaxy isn't the best mario game though the best 3d mario game i think you have to kind of categorize 2d in 3d separately i'm obviously grouping galaxy and galaxy 2 here and if you want to see me play galaxy 2 after we're done with galaxy one let me know down in the comment section and uh maybe we'll explore the galaxy some more it's actually kind of a shame because i really thought sunshine used to be better and i don't know maybe just didn't out maybe it just didn't hold up for me as well i feel like the first couple levels that you explore are great then afterwards like i don't know it just it kind of feels like you're just trapped like pianta village is the sixth layer of hell there's something so satisfying about hitting one of those launch stars like come on it's like scratching a mosquito bite so it's a bloody mess or sticking a q-tip way too far in your ear hey you yeah you got any tasty star bits eat oh oh my oh okay okay that's enough that's enough it's me after the holidays kind of feel like i'm playing odyssey i need to remember that i can do the backflip in this game because in uh sunshine i wasn't able to do it so i kind of forgot that it's part of mario's typical move set seriously anything you have to do if you can't make the jump when in doubt just backflip back flip spin jump mario's got ups truth be told you know what i don't even mind the motion controls it's been a while since i've been forced to use motion controls for a game but i actually don't mind it here and maybe that's because i'm biased and i just love this game so much i mean this is one of the few games where i actually put in the time to 100 galaxy and galaxy 2 got 120 stars unlocked you know who got 120 stars again but you know what i'm biased for a good reason because this game actually is the best it has some of the most creative power-ups it has the best soundtrack the worlds are so expansive and running around spherical planets just it seems so natural it must be very hard for flat earthers to play this game flat earthers are like no no no no super mario 64 is the real 3d super mario game get off me oh i have to shake i just jumped right in the water didn't i right after i was gonna make a comment about how you can't touch the water what do i do jump immediately in it for anyone who played galaxy for the first time on the wii remember the sheer mess of having to set up like a sensor bar and all that garbage i'm pretty nostalgic about the wii but i am not nostalgic about the censor bar all right we're gonna go visit queen b and i'm not talking about beyonce and who might you be a physician why's the first thing why am i what the most furious itchiness plagues our entire being please find the source they really want me to they want me to okay okay this i i forgot how creepy this was this is a children's game oh you see that was the problem you had five i don't know star fragments on your body that's weird how'd that get there so i might get in trouble for saying this but i honestly think that the uh galaxy remaster justifies the 60 price point for 3d all-stars even though nintendo was super lazy about 64. captain toad ah a b what mario hey it's you you know i still never played any of the captain toad games i mean there's only what like two of them and i've been telling myself i need to play that captain toad game and then i just go about my life your name is mario isn't it that's what i just learned from your friends who just arrived who's here oh those guys uh i would hardly call those toads my friends more like acquaintances i need to remember how important star bits are in this game because they unlock a lot of other worlds because we gotta feed all the starving luma they're picky and they eat one thing like a toddler and now that we have scratched the queen's itch or whatever she wants to call it it's time to find the rest of the stars here because i think we need eight to fight the first boss hey this is a pretty cool planet oh no all right we're gonna grab the rainbow whatever you know super mario super mario has some speed in this game talk about a speed run i like how we had to press a button to start the windmill when that's not how windmills work winds makes the windmills move it's kind of counter-intuitive to use electricity to move a windmill don't talk to me or my son ever you murdered my son i did and then it was your turn but nothing personal you had one of the stars and i'm mario you see this is kind of my thing surfing 101. something tells me this is not surfing 101. this is it this is the content yeah sure i'm a surfer here it is surfing 101 just hop aboard this giant sea creature and surf on this floating water but don't worry if you fall off you will be stretched endlessly through time and space in a black hole you know surfing 101 oh did we mention that we're timing you the bouncing is what makes it a little difficult because one bad bounce and you're gonna fly off to infinite death because that's what a black hole is but somehow we're going to manage to break the best time because i'm great congratulations stand on this podium take this gold medal even though you competed against nobody by the way i like how they call it loop-de-loop galaxy when there wasn't a single upside-down loop oh no this place is infested with bugs i mean it was infested with bees before that but you don't see the bees complaining if there's one thing that mario galaxy has taught us it's that death is always looming it's everywhere it surrounds us just the fact that a black hole is under us at all times is absolutely terrifying huh see your biggest flaw is you have that little pow sign on your back so i know where to hit you ow oh he's he's pooping well i'll tell you what your fat little it kind of makes sense that it takes three stomps to kill him because have you ever tried to kill a stinkbug they don't die i mean i don't condone killing bugs if you can safely put them outside but i'm not saying that i've never stomped out a stink bug all right i think we need one more star and then first boss battle time this game was so ahead of its time because looking at mechanics like this for the first time just watching someone run around spherical planets it seems like it'd be janky as hell but they actually did it so well for the most part see look they're trying to rush me off this planet with two chain chomps on it but i want to explore they throw you right into the launch star when all i want to do is become rainbow mario and slaughter a bunch of goomba nintendo loves putting homing bullet bill missions in games like you know what the gamers really love getting these janky ass anthropomorphic bullets to follow people oh wait i don't have to do that i'm dumb mario's got some good aim oh i lied maybe king caliente is our first boss fight but we're gonna go to our first boss planet soon just got away from the coconuts that seems a little convenient [Music] what is he the king of exactly oh and he dropped his crown he's the king of nothing now i like this little back and forth mini game i could do this all day speaking of which when we get the next mario sports game what do you think it's going to be i mean i feel like we're due for golf you know how about another mario sluggers or mario strikers i feel like they would sell so well why is nintendo holding back we have discovered an enemy base in the region yeah i could have told you that because it's shaped like bowser's head do i do i do it do i push him in the answer is yes okay i knew the bullet bill thing was coming up eventually but was i wrong though wow bowser jr you've come a long way from bathing in a hot tub with your father i just love how big the boss fights are in this game like mega leg is mega leg he's got these long dancers legs you see that's the problem just platform your way up mega leg i think it's just the scale in general of this game that i love so much alert alert mario's here put up the fence that he can jump over did any of you buy the game when it came out for the wii because i had this uh collectible coin that came with it and i gotta see if i can find it because that thing was super cool probably worth nothing but whatever okay uh these bullet bills are confirmed idiots come on follow me come with me come on drink the kool-aid okay that's one come on come in come in come in come in we did it and mega leg has been destroyed and we're gonna collect our first grand star that ball of flame represents my anger and hatred we call it the beacon wait what does space junk galaxy look like the i'm just gonna hang out here upside down see how long it takes for mario to pass out because the blood is rushing to his head uh uh oh go go after only playing this game with a wii remote it feels so weird playing with a pro controller i feel like i'm sitting on a ride at disney or some other theme park and i'm playing some interactive game yep we destroyed the crystal there's no need for that we could have we could have flew around it i say as i intentionally destroy crystals every now and then mario will just kind of glitch out and he'll just start running in circles i don't know if it's because of the pro controller or if it's just because things have changed and we no longer need to use a sensor bar i do like the pole star levels though they're fun until you accidentally pull yourself like into the oblivion and mario just gets stretched into spaghetti for eternity in a black hole why are there spiders in space how'd you guys get here and again why are toads in space you must have something to do with that experimental space program that the mushroom kingdom set up you're like yeah all of the toad are annoying let's just launch them into space i'm having a little too much fun right now okay you're annoying this is why they sent you into space they probably told them it's like yeah you guys are going to be the first toads in space when in reality it was like these annoying ass creatures out of here all right let's collect all the little silver stars they're very cute this set of obstacles is just like anxiety in platforming form because like you know that the platforms are going to appear but there's that slight chance that they might not i mean there's no chance that they might not but there's that thought that they might not and it doesn't go away and what have we learned today in the currency of the mushroom kingdom five silver stars equals one gold star all right back to space junk galaxy or as i like to call it new jersey i'm just curious how many times i can get away with calling new jersey trash because it truly is and if you live in new jersey and you're watching this chances are you didn't have the choice to live in new jersey because if you did you probably would say no cool how the bunnies are showing me how to get across gaps like i haven't done four galaxies already and i have no idea how to do it oh wait hang on this is fun hey look over here surprise this cam is about to get his ass beat or not i wanted to kill him with the shell but whatever he died it's all that counts is galaxy one of the few games where they actually have koopa troopas walking on all fours i feel slightly worse about killing them upright coop is no problem i'll kill them all day long what i want to know is how is everyone existing in space right now with no kind of helmet and their eyes aren't being vacuumed out of their head okay where's the there you go out that's what it's supposed to be like kamik's mother or sister or identical girlfriend that raises some suspicions oh i can spin and grab it come here just use gravity mario spins so hard that he creates a vortex and it pulls everything in around him all right three's the magic number in mario games catch it catch it oh broke let's feed the starving luma until you go boom for only 400 bits a day you too can save a starving luma all right let's go to sweet sweet galaxy curses sweets my only weakness this is type 2 diabetes the level you guys remember that game perfection i'm getting big perfection energy from this stage wait did you see that i just stepped into the hole and i pulled like a wily coyote and i just hung there for a second by the way you want to talk about anxiety again play perfection put all those damn little pieces in there slots before it pops and when it gets close to popping you know because the fear sets in hey what are you doing here yeah i know that's why i'm here you know what toad me too mint chocolate chip is slept on all right let me do this in style it's funny how like part of the hub is like yep just completely dark you haven't unlocked this part yet but i wonder what it could be it's probably another fire emblem character new galaxy has appeared i'm excited to see which ones come up because i haven't played the game in a while a battle rock looks like a giant floating raisin it's nice playing this game back to back with sunshine and realizing exactly how night and day it is or space and earth and if you haven't seen the sunshine play through and you want to see a lot of rage i recommend you go check that out i'll put it in the little eye or you can just go check my channel for it don't be lazy don't worry little buddy i'm gonna get you out of there just gonna navigate some bullet bills come with me it must feel amazing being in like zero gravity i've always wanted to go to space camp i was never one of those kids who went to space camp you know like you'd win the grand prize on a nickelodeon game show and be like you're going to space camp that was a dream of mine it seems that a prankster comment has appeared somewhere now there's damn kids and their prankster comments if you want to learn more about these curious comments askluma who we don't like very much he seriously he just he can't stop playing jokes i want to put it out there rosalina's got mad money look at this place marble everything arches made of gold like this is completely unnecessary but i guess when you're rich you just buy unnecessary stuff hey let me out of here oh i gotta hold the pro controller upright oh this is so weird i guess it's not so bad though i mean it's a little more sturdy than using the wii remote by the way he said if anything gets my way just smush it come on get in get in the get in the hole isn't that really just the goal of life all right we're going the hard way we're going for the coin oh it's just a bunch of bits die oh come on slow down slow down slow down mario we gotta go left because we ain't no bubble blowing double baby [Music] oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you know what we're gonna go right this time maybe i am a bubble blowing double baby no no no i think i went this entire way without dying and then i just jumped right off the stage these damn goombas they're all in on it they're conspiring to kill mario in the most horrific way possible by throwing him into a black hole all right we're making it this time that's just a slap in the face it's like all right you got the star yeah you gotta climb this flagpole first hey ho if you need to know anything about prankster comets i'm your luma get the hell out of here i'm actually pretty hyped to get to throwback galaxy but i also can't remember if that's in this game or if it's in galaxy 2. i don't remember so i guess i'm in for a rude awakening if it's not here like i said it's been a while i don't remember every single detail and we did it enemy base spotted we're detecting massive energy spikes what is this dragon ball z oh time for another boss fight dude you know how powerful bowser has to be to have multiple planets in the shape of his head that must be the ultimate bad guy dream also speaking of dreams mario going from a plumber to being able to explore space that's what i guess i did the wrong thing i was supposed to step on the the green block does this stage really need multiple black holes like is bowser that afraid of one lone plumber and as i was saying mario going from plumber to being able to explore space that's the ultimate career glow up if you can think of a bigger career glow up let me know in the comments section isn't galaxy also the game where if you play bad enough they're like hey here's a comet mario to help you out or whatever it is there he is bowser you've shrunk since our last meeting you're way bigger in that hot tub maybe the hot water shrunk them so what happens in my clothes in the washing machine sometimes can we take a quick second to appreciate the flow on bowser's hair he's got some volume l'oreal elmer because i'm worth it bowser really should have his own shampoo what would it be called and what would the slogan be come here jump on that all right come here i'll meet you halfway [Music] bowser with the front salto and he sticks the landing oh he landed on some hot lava that's unfortunate that's gonna cost him some points all right bowser one more hit off you go i like how you just knock him off the planet why mario also falls with him i have no idea i wish i had hair like that all right another grand star in the books bowser we're coming to foil your plan more importantly we're coming for super luigi galaxy oh we could go to the kitchen now i'm good cause i'm hungry i hope rosalina made lots of spaghetti look at this absolute tool the worst mailman in the history of the universe mr mario i can't i can't i'm the male toad i have a letter for you just walking around in circles oh five one-ups i didn't need them but i'll take them so princess peach is just sending mail from prison let's head over to the kitchen i like how you can kind of just like jump off and rosalina's like oh no no no we need you alive i got a wood-fired oven in here i want to make some pizza i could really go for some pizza now pizza just hits different when you're in the mood for it but then again i'm never not in the booth for pizza hey dude the students are distracted by the sparklies and if you've ever had the chance to have like coal-fired or brick oven pizza it's just infinitely better i'm just torturing myself now because i've been cleaning up my diet for the new year trying to get in shape trying to eat better and here i am talking about one of my favorite things ever but everything in moderation is okay so maybe i will get some pizza tonight i don't remember if i can accidentally swim out of this and just fall into the black hole i'm gonna say likely oh no we're gonna drown [Music] where the hell is this last piece hello do you have it oh here it is being guarded by toothy over here i love this game so much that i don't even mind the underwater segments in fact i love it so much that i'm probably going to accidentally 100 it for this series oh come on provide a challenge to me hey bro you're here to take the swimming school's final swim test in this test you must collect shells in the ocean have you ever wondered why we were put on this planet all right let's dive right in literally gotta find the gold shell and i gotta bring it back to him i gotta find the gold shell you mean that one i mean like the easiest star in the history of stars look how proud he is of his star pupil get it stopped oh hurry scurry galaxy i remember this one look at this nerd reverse the polarity of the shut up nerd now each one of these is going to shrink so that's why you have to hurry and scurry but we're not shying away from the one ups is this the first game that introduced the music note collecting as i know this has gone on to become like a staple inside mario games because it's in odyssey it's in uh the 3d games oh that's how you destroy black holes someone tell modern science back to the kitchen we go but first don't think i didn't see that one up don't think there's not gonna be comments be like hey chuck you missed it yeah i know don't worry i got it i think half the fun is just remembering what these stages are like bubble breeze galaxy oh the toad ship crashed captain's log day one we're out of food i've had to eat every other toad i've walked back and forth about a thousand times and i don't know how much longer oh mario's here wait i have an idea oh it didn't work you guys want me to stop doing that toad impression i'm sure it's like nails on a chalkboard hey before you ride any bubbles let yours truly feel bored bend your ear for a second where do i have to go i gotta go into the slipstream right seems dangerous but i'll allow it oh geez i'm going too fast i think i could just crash into anything with the exception of the spike ball like i could even touch the propellers and i'll be fine that makes no sense wait come back come back come back come back look at mario just kind of floating there doing nothing oh that was close we got to make a break for it oh no oh no i was so close i didn't see that one all right i see you this time watch out for that poison swamp not the best planet to be stranded on especially if you're a toad well technically a toad is a fungus which is a plant but kind of also poison that's not right is it oh going too fast oh god watch out for the green things you know what sucks if i enjoy this game this much and i want to go back and i want to play more galaxy i'm going to have to hook up my wii u which i really don't want to do uh unless wait what happened path for experts oh i can't shy away from the path for experts i'm curious as to why my balloon just popped but whatever anyway i would love to play galaxy 2 and it's gonna suck because i'm gonna have to do it on my wii u god i mean i guess we're just gonna have to wait and see because who knows we could end up getting galaxy 2 after i saw that one happening after i don't know sometime this year all right let's try going this way and nintendo's unpredictable they might pump out galaxy you know digital only who knows i think going for the one up was my flaw there we got this let's get all the coins what that's going to give us i don't oh geez oh god oh here it is see told you i could do the expert route cause i ooze true gamer energy oh ghostly galaxy wait why is there just floating meat i remember flipping out after seeing this for the first time i was like they're acknowledging luigi's mansion this is the crossover we've been waiting for it's like not even a crazy crossover because it's like mario and luigi you know the mario brothers out of my way stupid-ass spider all these flying bones around why do i hear megalovania all right let's find that key i think one of the boo might have it maybe not you oh wait you have the key okay how do i get it come on cough it up oh silly me i just had to turn the lights on so i can incinerate the ghosts come come come follow me to your death come on stay right there knock him into the black hole no mercy that's some risky placement you move you jump wrong or you forget to launch out of the star and you're space toast coast to coast i think we just have to drop and then catch ourselves you transformed into boo mario press y to make luigi wet his pants i've got no luigi it's me it's me just turn around look at my look at my mustache i'm literally wearing mario's hat here he is you finally came i got lost with the toads who is terrible yeah i know they are pretty terrible let's go home that's right luigi's in this victory screen welcome back i can see your brother from here what is he doing you're looking for power stars right let me help i think you might have missed one good egg galaxy if i find it i'll write you a letter don't we have cell phones do you guys not have phone yeah you know what i haven't checked out that prankster comment yet so let's hit that up dino piranha speed run so if you speed run this game and you get to this stage do you then have to speed run the speed run i'm out here asking the real questions taking the shortcut you don't know about these either i took the shortcut or uh this is not the way we have to go in which case uh oops okay let's land on that eggplant let's crush him come on stop it hey buddy i'm back remember me uh listen i gotta kill you faster this time so that's one i like how you hit him and he just goes bald i understand that pain speed run done uh awesome games done quick if you're looking for a new member maybe just hit me up business email in the video description you've got mail oh that was fast same day delivery bro i got a star but now i can't get back i'm useless please help me what camera did he use open wide for chunky that's it i'm stuffed here we go time to die you ever eat so much that you just become an entire galaxy we're actually we're in the future timeline now this is the surf instructor 50 years in the future ever since those big eels showed up we haven't caught any fish don't worry i got you you'll starve no more deals are low-key terrifying okay just oh there's bullet pills under here where did you come from i feel kind of bad because they're like baby eels they're not fully grown which means mama eel is gonna come out any second now and avenge the death of her babies the loom is like we've discovered an enemy base in the region we just hope they're not using the power of that grand star well uh i bet they are ow i got hit in my butt with a rock ow hang on breaking case of emergency all right we gotta go we got a flag pole right oh no oh oh oh oh my god i don't know if that was supposed to happen i don't remember but uh we almost flew directly into the black hole like this is some kind of space apocalypse movie uh i don't even have 30 star bits i'm broke but you know what i also don't need 30 star bits to buy a mushroom because i'm gonna do this without the mushroom i'm the greatest mario galaxy player alive you guys already knew that though it's not news you guys are watching this video and you're like yeah we're just you know watching chalk's new galaxy video because he's the greatest mario galaxy player alive everyone knows that how's your junior time again i feel bad hitting the koopa troopas because they're on all fours like they seem very they don't have shoes on they just seem so docile and delicate oh my my controller glitched out for a second oh do we kill him i started running in circles oh no not yet when did mario become a bullet hill although i would totally love to see a bullet hell mario game one day here's a letter from princess peach it's more one-ups that i don't need i mean i'll take them but at this point it's just it's an insult she doesn't believe in mario that he's rescued her so many times before that she keeps just sending one-ups oh we could go to the bedroom now [Laughter] please subscribe pole star path speed run i would hardly call this a speed run this is as speed runny as it gets mario pulls himself through the galaxy i hate this part and i hate it more that i'm being timed but i got this professional speedrunner at work do not disturb the silver stars are cute they just kind of follow mario around doing their little spinny dance i'm always afraid they're just not gonna form like i'm gonna jump and it's gonna be like nope not this time best mario galaxy speedrunner alive all right first galaxy in the bedroom oh it's gusty garden time which just means we're gonna get a remix good egg galaxy theme mario ruins the foliage and destroys the wildlife hd for the nintendo switch you know the best part about collecting star bits in this game is it is actually rewarding because it unlocks additional stages it's not just attacked on thing but then again if you think about like odyssey collecting coins is actually useful because can i jump on the piranha plant because you can use it to unlock costumes think you can catch me boy what of course i can catch you i'm super mario can i shoot you i'm trying to hit him with the star bits i don't there we go okay you got me here take this boy look at this we're just unlocking galaxies left and right mario should be an astronomer you know that's how science should operate anytime a scientist discovers a new planet it should be considered unlocked hey old man excuse me can you catch me okay more birds to catch mario sticks the triple axel wow you suck yo all these landings have to be hard on mario's knees so if he was an old man and i think mario's in his 30s like canonically or no it's 20s i think miyamoto said he's canonically in his 20s but he's gonna have uh joint problems when he gets older this is a great power-up mario uses his god-like powers to freeze water instantaneously those swamps they've had a little too much cake there he is baron burr it's a pun because he's a block i don't remember what i have to oh that's it oh he's small he's small baron burr why is this like the smallest platform ever to fight a boss if you could even call it that i mean he's got a crown so he's a boss and we murdered him oh no get out of there he's gonna kill you with floaty fluff you can okay enough with the boy owings uh i think i expended my floaty fluff a little too early we're going down oh that's gross he's poor wigglers you're just trying to enjoy life on their apple planet really not bothering anybody his worm is actually kind of terrifying i mean mario's got some balls to be running across a giant worm how's that taste i would imagine mario be kind of salty he just sweats like pasta sauce don't worry little rabbit i'll save you run just disturbing the natural order of things this mole is just trying to get a meal he's so chubby and cute though but he's pissed oh that's terrifying point of view you're about to get gutted by a giant mole one more in the butt and spank that mole it's not an innuendo this is the introduction of cosmic mario who is a literal moving black hole yo mario's gonna do the anime run did you really think you could out skate me mario the olympic metal figure skater yeah how many olympics i've been in look at as smooth as butter i can't be stopped oh crap oh crap oh it's okay we got it we almost died there but like i said olympic level figure skating completely forgot that luigi sent us a letter and we just never answered it he's just been stranded on this rooftop for days starving he's literally right there he's just right there so surely that's enough luigi in this video to clickbait him in the title right no one's gonna get mad about that right guess what would happen if we blew up that underwater weight come on guess if mario just gave him like a very light shove he could kill this robot yo where did these goombas get these protective helmets and uh how did they get them for the rest of the squad that's right we're not only gonna get the regular stars we're gonna get the green stars too we're gonna get every star we're gonna 100 this game maybe hey you rescued a green power star these stars have a special power they're green final talk to the green luma who's just been waiting here forever for someone to collect his green stars thank you for helping me i am the guardian of the trial galaxies my star doesn't work yet please collect more you require additional pylons still thinking about how luigi kind of just standing on the roof is the equivalent of me as a three-year-old getting lost in the grocery store and then crying until my mom came and found me damn it you're broken oh there it is okay we got little signs with the skull and crossbones on it in case you didn't know that quicksand was dangerous wait how is mario's head staying still but everything else is oh his head just it stays super still it's actually kind of creepy ah good old classic classic classic fire flower mario we're classic and we're flashing there really anything like more fun or satisfying than wall jumping in a mario game is it just me okay commanding you come out of your shell knowing me i'm surprised we didn't catch the quicksand and then fall all the way back down is that's the type of thing that happens to only me another enemy base how expensive is it for bowser to have multiple planets shaped like his head oh it's the dark matter plan we don't even know what dark matter is now how exactly did bowser get his hands on not only dark matter but a plant that manufactures dark matter who do you got to know you know what they say it's not about what you know it's about who you know oh oh oh i didn't see it i got vaporized i honestly can't believe the gruesome deaths that mario dies in galaxy i want to say these might be the most gruesome deaths out of any mario game but i i could be wrong and if i am wrong let me know what other gruesome ways has mario been mangled and murdered i guess the only thing to really compete with how gruesome uh mario's deaths are in smash trailers nintendo loves killing their mascot off kind of like near death so maybe it's not him being killed oh he's back oh lord he coming come on right here right here big boy second battle and he really hasn't thought that the glass with the the lava in it maybe it's not such a good idea where's this rank on the 3d mario bowser fights i mean nothing's more classic than swinging him by his tail but also the odyssey fight is good too not bad i guess i chose the right guy to be my arch enemy at least you always put up a fight bowser is pretty modest in this game for somebody that is producing dark matter what is he elon musk all right another grand star down this game is going by fast maybe because i love it so much it's always the ones you love when sunshine felt like a thousand years from being truthful we're really just going back to gusty garden because any excuse to listen to uh the score for this stage dammit they changed the music you know what i love about this game is every galaxy just feels like a fresh idea are there any bad galaxies in this game you know don't answer that question half the stage is ice half the stage is lava this is like having a fever but as a stage one minute you're hot the next minute you're cold no no no no oh okay wait we don't we don't die instantly oh it's not like it matters we hit that checkpoint though so mario didn't mama his last mia see this is what impatience looks like all of my deaths are due to impatience can we reach it come on bounce mario for three from downtown yeah daredevil run oh it's major burrows too oh that's right i go straight to the boss oh no problem mario was doing insta deaths way before hollow knight was before it was cool well you don't insta die but so all right let's say celeste mario is doing insta-death way before it was cool to suck on that celeste come on just once just hit me one time just once what's the matter major burrows you've just been demoted gold leaf galaxy is just autumn honey hive galaxy it's just october honey hive you know how i was saying every galaxy feels fresh well uh shut up in fact goldleaf is the echo fighter of galaxies they were doing echo fighters way before smash was or actually maybe they weren't because there were clones in melee the name of the stage is star bunnies on the hunt does that look like a bunny who's hunting to you they're frantically scurrying away because they know mario's on a warpath hold up hold up why did i not see this like literally right in front of my eyes all that just to catch a stupid ass bunny rabbit again you know what ditch the bee costume this means war i will spare no expense i will shoot all the bits got him uh that's not guppy that is a shark they trick you they lure you in they're like going after guppy that don't look like no guppy now who do we have here i don't know why he has a british accent you're some friends of those penguins or maybe it's more australian let's get something clear here land walker the sea's mine see okay it's australian now swim through these eight rings i'm gonna try way to just roll over he's like the c is mine unless you can swim through these eight very large rings all right fine the c is yours also here take this star dude is creepy as hell cosmic mario race in honey hive galaxy to see who can wife the queen up faster i want to know who recorded the ai for this and why are they not great at racing bring back koopa the quick that man's new had a race that's why they called him koopa the quick toy time oh this is a good one i'm excited for this toy time galaxy is great anything toy related is great why do you think the toy story movies are so popular this is much different from your mom's favorite galaxy adult toy time galaxy oh it's time for the spring mario this is cursed you know what the messed up part about mario being lit on fire while wearing the coils is they heat up as if fire's not painful enough oh yes my favorite toys a fork and spoon well i mean unless you count forkey from toy story 4 he counts right he was a homemade toy i mean he was literal garbage which i guess makes him the most relatable toy because i to him garbage why is there a bat here there's all kinds of robots and a bat got a lot of questions nintendo someone at the conference table was like we need another bad guy for the robot toy level but someone was like with a hangover i don't know a bat [Music] you have now entered the robot's stomach wait how are we going to get out of here oh it appears there's only one exit we did it excuse me do you have a key oh it's a giant fish it's a golden shell here that's the key gold gold gold surprise mother he's like i've been guarding this i almost suffocated but i've been saving it for you you've seen honey hive galaxy now get ready for honey climb galaxy now i'm no scientist but if i had to guess i have to climb see this is why all the bees are dying off they have these fire rocks rolling on their hives when they talk about saving the bees this is exactly what they meant we need david attenborough to narrate this and here we have the little worker bee climbing up it appears there is a predator looking for his dinner the little honey bee survives he grabs his star and he lives to see another day where are you stuck this time okay that's battle rock galaxy let's go help our boy i just realized that in order to save luigi i have to do a different star so he's just gonna have to suffer a little bit longer he'll understand though he's my brother alright if we miss this we just have to suffer in the vacuum of space for eternity okay we're gonna save luigi for real this time there he is how'd you get stuck in there instructions unclear brother got stuck in glass dome you know another reason why galaxy is the best 3d mario game because it has the best victory screen luigi pops in king caliente's spicy return i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts there they are standing in a row if i give up any more grand stars my dad's gonna be mad well do i have news for you it's literally me that's me speaking of spiciness let me tell you guys about this cult i joined recently i got an air fryer and i can't stop air frying things and now i completely understand why people love them oh your crown fell off keep your head up king your crown's falling one more heads up wow just like that bowser jr is going to get a spanking tonight toad's just walking around like mario with the naruto run again he doesn't even stand a chance against shadow mario oh we're going up okay i tried to hit him with the shell okay i might have lost this me i got it i was really talking smack against cosmic mario and then i almost lost logistically this whole fire and ice thing doesn't make any sense i don't know how this would even work fire and ice also happens to be the name of a hibachi restaurant in boston oh it's too cold it's too cold all right we need some health like pronto like now there we go what have we learned ladies and gentlemen that money is the answer to everything it can buy you health i think the only thing i don't like about super mario galaxy the one very small thing is that some of the power-ups are timed like i want to fire mario forever just light up all the enemies okay i can create ice on the lava also again makes no sense whatever here i am talking about things that don't make sense when you have a plumber exploring the galaxy to save a princess of a kingdom of toad people not literal toad people against or from a giant turtle oh i messed up i messed up big time come on come on you can still make it shortcut i messed up here we have mario skating for the gold let's see he's going to land the triple axel and get a perfect 10. put a nine from the german judge mario i've sensed your presence this planet is doomed i look forward to visiting the planet with the lumas every 100 years how old are you your skin is immaculate how about this if you grab all 100 purple coins then you'll have earned my trust that get this money oh i forgot about this uh crap i forgot how weird these controls are hey at least they're not timing me so this is the power of a super saiyan god i gotta say though it's still better than the wing cap wing cap controls are awful where's the rest get me the rest of the coins get me out of this motion sickness simulator get me out of here all right how hungry are you probably too hungry for my pockets 1200 boom just land right between the pointy lasers oh wait i'm gonna get crushed whoops you know like when your brain stops working like for a long period of time maybe i should see a doctor i'm just trying to just trying to infiltrate the dr come on don't isn't everyone allowed to infiltrate the dreadnought is that what we're supposed to do here it is we've done it ow stop it all right mario will die if he gets electrocuted one more time no it was i was right there okay uh this life went much different than the other life i like how mario celebrates in between the spinning electricity death devices i want to smack the booty can we just appreciate the strength in this toad's calves gotta light these torches i like shooting from downtown oh i whipped it what am i the entire new york knicks i wanted a dryer level but i guess that's not happening since i have to literally go underwater to find the ghost ship wait a second how is this toad not drowning he's wearing a snorkel mask which makes no sense typically what you do with a snorkel mask is you use that you use it to breathe out of the water you know what the toad he's gonna find out the hard way he's just he needs to find out on his own when he goes for a nice deep breath and he gets lungs filled with salt water all right i made it to the ghost ship and here's the witch this female kamek grandma hammock she don't want the smoke she don't want the hands try it try something watch what happens oh now she's pissed don't talk to her or her children ever again do i need to climb the pole to pay for college is it that she doesn't know that she's throwing a shell like every third projectile or is that how the one works it's like all right fireball fireball green koopa trooper shell yeah up here watch what happens matter splatter galaxy that's a splatter you're you know what no no i gotta remember that the little drop kills us are we gonna be boingy mario now this is going to make things more difficult it's just this is the chaotic neutral of power-ups you don't know what's gonna happen it's beyond your control it's beyond anyone's control don't know how that works oh wait wait there was a ceiling see the best part about playing this game again is it feels like the first time because like i said the last time i played was back in 2007 when the game launched and i 100 the game in like a couple days because i was obsessed so i don't really remember much because my boomer brain only has so much capacity and a lot of it is just useless garbage a new galaxy has appeared it is it's pikachu wow this is great i sure hope that this level doesn't sink all this steam and lava reminds me of a story so when i went to iceland we found this bakery that bakes bread by literally throwing bagged dough in an active geyser and using the steam to cook it which i thought was the most badass thing ever do we feed the hungry luma i mean i'm trying to save my bits oh it's only 80. okay oh i don't have 80. i like these little fireball guys they're cute unless they get in my way in which case you will perish you know the term flying a little too close to the sun well that's kind of what's happening right now so we are inches away from incinerating our entire existence wow okay uh this spire is a piece of crap mario set foot on it and it's like i'm gonna sink out this whole spy are more sensitive than geno fan base stop crying or i'll give you something to cry about oh no oh it's one of these parts okay hang on i gotta hold the damn thing upright i i gotta find my inner zen so i can balance see they try to trick you with the star bits by making you tilt the controller down to grab them to kill you it's actually it it's kind of demonic oh okay jump jump oh first try i'm the greatest gamer alive name a better gamer go ahead oh this is the spire run but i could only get hit once okay okay bet i'm not gonna get hit at all oh this is the run i'm actually going to do without getting hit once it wasn't the last one the last one that was me tricking you guys into watching this video longer for how brutal some of these challenges are like don't get hit once or go back to the beginning of the level this is the run you you guys believe me right you believe me you believe this is the run ah you thought you were gonna get me there get away get away from me get away we're so close it's right here i got it bone fin galaxy oh well it's a one star water level might as well just get it out of the way will you hide in bone fin come talk to oh he's got a lot of teeth pretty terrifying boss not gonna lie kind of reminds me of jonathan jones from super mario rpg come here boner finn i see what i did there called him i'll just take him head on oh who's mad wait why does he have like little homing bone sharks dude how many times i gotta hit this thing okay he's dead i can finally afford to feed some of my children literally all that i have for my kids racing the spooky speedster so you're after it too you'll have to race me why do you have a helmet you're already dead turn on turn on the the propeller this suggests that wind can affect ghosts you can blow the ghosts away so if ghosts ever haunt your home just go and they're gone i just knocked all my papers on the floor ha i've done it he's not even here to congratulate me welcome to the galaxy this one so happens to be riddled with spiders but at least the music is peaceful so if you have arachnophobia you won't hyperventilate as much no get away you succubus you're just in it for the money help i'm stuck in your blue start me and press a can we launch them into space [Laughter] all right the middle of this planet just kind of looks a little bit like a butthole oh imagination really every boss fight in this game is like super good creepy crawlers call me dr mario pimple popper don't watch that show it's disgusting what's that sound effect i hope this letter's from luigi it's from luigi we have to go help him okay he's holding on to a tree yo the pure forearm strength and core strength of luigi just being able to hold on to the tree like that don't worry bro i gotcha let's go home i found this by the way why are you dressed like a bee listen luigi it's a long story let's get the hell out of here that's the super mario brothers movie sequel that's how it's going to start a very spooky sprint so are we going to race again as a ghost look at him homie didn't learn the first time he's like see me on the streets well now i'm here oh i don't get to be a ghost this time you want to race me in my true form or i'm at my most powerful why is there meat in the middle of the galaxy too easy go take a nap it's time you want to go see the location of your special one at the center of the universe well funny enough she is the center of my universe what is this run animation the fate of the universe this is the heaviest title for any star in any mario game ever the fate of the universe mario literally up against jiren in the tournament of power get in the light stream i just i feel ready i'm just i'm ready to take bowser down again for the umpteenth time if i don't die myself first i like how there's a little bit of each galaxy in the final run a little smorgasbord of planets you get a little taste it's a sampler it kind of feels like one of those tunnels you walk through where the tunnel around you is spinning but the floor is doing nothing and for some reason you still feel like you can't walk straight all right mario here we go the final stretch he's waiting for you ah but you gotta fight his five-year-old son first you got here just in time to see the creation of my galaxy in the center of the universe watch and weep in this galaxy i'll rule a great galactic empire with peach he's palpatine cute little galaxy it's like a one-bedroom apartment of galaxies come on you've been sleeping on me you know i can do this with my eyes closed come here come here one more one more one more dude this is an anime we're going from planet to planet fighting can i hit him while he's not in a ball i can and the two plunged into the sun where they died and it would never be heard from again ah this whole thing we've done this already this probably is one of the easier final boss fights though i feel like odyssey was definitely tougher hell i think even sunshine was tougher dare i say come here jump on this thing still haven't learned after three fights and so long gay bowser there's no way he could survive that that is lava or whatever this sun-like planet is made of maybe it's made of orange soda who loves our and soda bowser loves orange soda another mario game in the books now let me know in the comment section what you want to see next time it's probably going to be 64. or actually it's going to be 3d world because that's coming out but uh if you're not subbed kindly do that and we'll see you next time that is a big rosalina mario is about to get death by snooze [Music] new you

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Published: Mon Feb 22 2021