♪♪ [bell ringing] Erica, I really hope you
had a good time today. Yeah, I did! I, uh, wanted to ask
you something. Yeah? Erica-- Oh! Oh-- Will you marry me? <i> Oh my goodness, yes!</i> Absolutely, yes! [laser noises] Mikey, I'm you
from the future! Wow, cool! Come here for a second,
I need to talk to you! Oh, ok, I guess. Alright listen, I came back
to this exact moment in history to try to save the world. Ok, this is huge! Yeah, yeah yeah, listen! Just shut up for a
second and listen! Sorry. Alright, I need you to
do something big. Alright. You're probably not
going to like it. Tell me. Dump Erica. What? What? Why would he need to dump
me to save the world? Oh, eavesdrop much, Erica? See, she can't even respect
a private conversation. Just drop her, man. Are you insane? We love each other! Yeah, whatever. Look, I know every bad thing
that is going to happen to you. You see this scar? Both: Ooh. That's from Vietnam II. Ok, what happens? Why should I not marry Erica? Let me tell you. In a few years, she
completely lets herself go. Rude! Oh, is my perfectly accurate
knowledge of the future offending you? Also, you don't know this
yet, but she hates puppies. No, I don't! Ok, she loves puppies, but she
loves, you know, eating them. What is wrong with you? No! Alright man, tell me
the real reason you think we
should break up. Alright fine, I didn't want
to have to tell you guys this, but buckle up, because
it's going to get dark. [dramatic music begins] On prom night, your
daughter kills a guy. [gasps] It was with her car,
it was a total accident, but it messes her
up really bad. She gets mixed in with a
really shady crowd to deal with the psychological
repercussions. Anyway, one night, she says the wrong thing to
the wrong guy, and BOOM! Some gangsters show
up at the house and start shooting up
the whole place. My Erica was the first to go. I got back here just
in time to warn you guys, so-- ♪♪ Look, Erica, I love you
and everything, but-- It's ok. I understand. [laser noises] Mikey! Are you messing with us in
2017 again? No! Future Erica? You're alive? Of course I'm alive! But he was telling us
about your daughter, and the guns, and-- We don't have a daughter. Jeez, get off my back, Erica! Ok, look. If you come with me now, and stop wasting all our
time travel minutes, then maybe we'll get
chicken wings for dinner. BOOM! Haha, that's all I wanted! Alright, yeah, just pretend
we weren't here, I guess. [laser noises] What? So this was all about
chicken wings? [laser noises] Thank goodness
I'm not too late! You guys, you've gotta help
me save the world, for real this time! Forget it, man. Yeah, you're kind
of the worst. Don't go! DON'T GO! Vietnam III! AHH! [as an old man]
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