Studio C Full Episode: Season 5 Episode 4

oh and who is this from oh oh and it has a card let's see what this says okay oh [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] oh this isn't for me the ransom note [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] for me [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's gonna be so good about now just don't scare right away let me think she's alone hello yeah it's over she's fine I don't think I would take it this part though I can't believe it he's dead but it had to be done yes Dmitri I understand I will be careful yes I have the body in the back I only long I just need to dispose of the evidence well he put up a struggle they always do the only thing but I'm afraid he was no match for me for a fool and to pity Jeremy walked in and saw the whole thing happening of course I took care of it I'll be more careful takes lateral damages always missing I'll be right there when I arrive we should probably compact and incinerate the car immediately and make sure Delgado holds off we don't need eleven people dying tonight and the baby that makes 11 oh and I forgot about the pieces so we have 1200 house it's awful okay yeah I got it you know hello melody what I thought that will do hot - oh it is but it grew back while I was sitting here oh man I love Halloween hmm let's go take Matt to the hospital [Applause] well they she's been quite an evening full of twists and turns lies and deceptions but I finally examined all the evidence and have discovered some terrible things someone there has been keeping a secret once and I know exactly who it is very good inspector very good indeed so you've uncovered the fact that I've been embezzling millions of pounds from my business partner Lord Branston what what how could you do this to me the poor fool had no idea until this night I must confess that though I've been discovered it brings me no small amount of joy that he now knows that it was me all along ha ha ha um I didn't know any of that you didn't know I wasn't going to say that at all ah well dang it so what were you going to say inspector well I have irrefutable evidence that someone here is not who they say they are very good inspector so we arrived here at last I know you were on to me but I must confess I didn't think you fitting it out I've been posing for years as the long-lost son of the Archduke oh you mean you're not my son now now I simply wanted your inheritance I knew it I knew it because we have different color eyes Bravo inspector very impressive yeah I didn't know that either seriously no but to be fair I probably would have figured that one out on my own different colored eyes is a dead giveaway well it seems I gave myself away there again carry on inspector please don't let me interrupt you well it appears that someone else has blood on their ass this time we were on the same page inspector it was I who murdered the maid yeah no irrefutable evidence speaking of which she had irrefutable evidence that I was not the Archduke son so naturally she had to be taken care of of course I didn't realize I'd be revealing that secret myself just a few hours later but at the time it seems very important to keep her quiet Bravo inspector however did you trace it back to me I didn't what ice no why I would have figured that one now inspector I'm beginning to wonder if you even know how to do your job well I don't know so far you've confessed to three crumbs Touche inspector please tell us what the answer secret is very well I have discovered as I've been bribing the Prime Minister that I impersonated a priest and I am NOT disabled wrong yeah but I have found out that you were responsible for the bridge collapse earlier this week that claimed a dozen lives I had nothing to do with that really no in fact I was out of the country when that happens committing a totally different crime yeah well I must have missed something then ah indeed looks like the games to me inspector as a dud well I'm still arresting you for those other things all right Oh careful these legs have had little use I will hold on to this because I actually destroyed the bridge wait a moment [Applause] thanks for putting the stubble date together Matt hi can't wait to meet your new roommate yeah don't mention it yeah actually where is he I thought he left three hours before you did to get here oh no do you think he had car trouble I seriously doubt that how come oh well well cause anything faster than a dog get clearly the devil's work tribulation you know the way home I apologize for all delay but some devil-worshiping motorcyclist attempted to pass us on the freeway Oh do I dare ask what you did to him I turned the other cheek did for you tribulation however donkey kicked them back to the fiery Inferno pond which Easter Egg hi you must be to the Daiya enough with the formalities now which of you is to be my bride ah this one comes from good stock her strong legs will be most useful during the fall harvest excuse me Gaia please this one however has perfect tips for child delivery plenty of room for the child to grow but not enough to spoil the child Kenna daya listen to me this is just a date not a wedding auction what's a date where you invite someone to do an activity so you can get to know them better you know what that sounds like it sounds like not the devil's work I was going to say it sounds like a waste of money it often is Hey Jedidiah women like romance not being compared to livestock I see roses are red violets are blue both are useless black some wheat you wanting to wake up and step into the 21st century Jedediah your views on women are extremely antiquated yeah let me guess you'll only be happy if your future wife bears you a son actually I would prefer a daughter really yes because suffering is good for the soul and no one suffers more than a man who raised it the girl Oh fine why don't we when we play some mini golf okay uh yes I would be happy to beat you and tell you our plan now remember a state divided person if I can silver Belle the holiday of written Tibetan aside aa like love is usually at the ball into the hole at the game now I haven't played a game since I left my parents estate 29 years ago gross how old are you what did I I left them at seven months seven months old don't be ridiculous seven months in the womb my mother was not one to cut off her children immediately following my birth the Midwife proceeded to slap my buttocks and then my father bent down and we split in twenty here you can cry now and open up your mouth [Applause] well you can have my respect the choice is yours clearly this was a mistake let's just go get some ice cream the unnatural preview have cream outside the winter months is an abomination fortunately I brought some boats and quick thorns for our delight oh yeah okay no yeah that wasn't my worst date [Applause] this season ANSI presents a brand new version of Breaking Bad let me get this straight out it's exactly like the original with a family-friendly twist you want to teach crystal-clear math that's right Jessie I know how to instruct and you've the students who need instructing all right so we're gonna like make math we're gonna need a safe place to teach amz presents fixing good a shot-for-shot remake of the original hit series Breaking Bad but this time it's fun for the whole family and it's educational these geometric proofs are like two pages long you're an artist destroyed now I need you to distribute based every school in the valley starting with the Technical College those kids crave math more than anyone right all of your math and blueing what if you make like a mistake I don't make mistakes by that is pure so go ahead invite grandma over show love it yeah the blue man yeah but be careful this isn't your basic algebra whoa look at all these formulas Oh feel so alive like I can take on any complex fraction whoo was it him I think so guy seems to be taken over even the prep school for getting nervous gotta find them before another nerd gets killed social net what are we going to do about that guy parabolas longer that's partial derivative oh right sorry I'm late dear that traffic was unbelievable oh I forgot something in the car I'll be right back experience all the drama from the original without any of the drama from the original [Music] the freeway is completely bachelor what is this now let me explain Skyler explained what Walt that you are a math tutor it's only temporary until I can get my teacher certificate tell me the truth Walt are you a method of course not I only write the math people who use math after college deserve to go to prison it features all your favorite characters classroom is everything that you'll need to prepare math and how much math are you expecting exactly 200 equations a week what that's like a hundred equations per day yo I'm not sure he should be teaching Jesse stays I need him now how much will we be paying us twenty five thousand a year what the twice a thousand dollars per week miss Roy and don't worry dad this show puts the action back infraction what are we gonna do miss white Gus is going to kill us when he finds out about all the precalculus we've been doing on the side I told you I take care of it what was that a MATLAB explosion what did you do i / 0 tuning this fall to the show the New York Times called very clean and very confusing and don't forget to tune in next spring as ANSI turns the walking dead into the crawling living you've never seen babies like this before all apart of the new and C family please don't I want you not to go behind my back David this scientific discovery will be mine and mine alone did he get a wish don't talk no you'll be ok you're so strong tsylia like your mother hey strong I'll always be with you oh yeah are you yeah I'm still laughs oh oh I thought that you yeah I don't know still here oh I mean that would have been the perfect moment you know I don't I don't know the plan these please yeah so proud of you Oh dad I've always been proud of you always with me nope that's not it not if I got into it maybe who knows how these things are so great you don't have to be anyway I do you know I've got time oh you got my tunes oh oh who remembers Go Fish being this much fun your turn dad dad goodbye dad oh where you grabbing them efface I'm sorry I just thought you were gone no I'm just don't doubt for a minute my turn you have any gum that's a cinnamon oh never mind okay I spy with my little eye no I'm just relaxing man relax oh there you are thank you I've been waiting for this Oh Oh Cecilia oh I suggested it Oh oh I'm so happy we could be a family you know looking back on all of this we probably could have gotten you to the hospital by now oh I got to get on that one let's Eva's pizza [Applause] just a trio coming around couldn't you book theorem in town bring it back the leader of the team and yeah is there smart if he theme field play people eat all four click on the rabbit try of the horse run flash geography go your mind to back and watch so far I'm [Music] going somewhere oh that's my lips mind off make you rain yeah it's gonna kitty teleport I'm infected yay we should be leper friend that's the trio coming around coolest superhero in town with your help we get out don't touch me I told you to wear cloth they don't make clothes from an hour I don't do Halloween fat when me and I were spider-man and when safety she was spider-man and I was one thing and now it's pretty else they never found the body but they did find the axe and people say you can still hear the dead woodsman's haunted laughs in this very forest haha come on grandpa that was the lamest ghost story ever really that story used to scare me silly when I was your kids age well welcome to the year 2050 to Grandpa an ax murdering woodsman is the kind of stuff we watch on PBS KIDS so that's why I saw Elmo's dick and Oscar the Grouch and a trash compactor who wants something really scary grandpa all right let me think um have I ever told you kids the story of my old iPhone no James let me see your phone now long before the iPhone 6000 57s there was the iPhone 5s it weighed nearly 4 ounces and was a centimeter thick oh yeah right grandpa Wow hold out your hand Steven now as long as you don't show it fear it can't hurt you oh how could you lift something as heavy we were tougher back then we had to be oh but you still had 40 D coverage hahaha even the best of service was no more than four and in a place like this heck you'd be lucky to get three how long how long does he sit down load something grandpa depends I remember there was this night the network was real slow it took me a full minute just to download a movie I don't worry okay nothing has ever taken that long to download grim bizarre trying to scare us oh you think that's scary I remember there was a time before we even instantly stream movies stop lying grandpa no I know what he's talking about we learned about in my ancient history class it was this weird looking video vending machine called a it's right Paul don't worry Steven Redbox ain't nothing to be scared of now Blockbuster Video on the other hand have I ever told you kids the story of the late fee of 2003 I wanna call my mom but my phone blow away I remember it like it was yesterday the movie Pirates of the Caribbean had just come out on video which one there's over 700 first one back when Johnny Depp still cared about his career oh sorry September King yes now I got to Blockbuster that day you hired someone online I rode my bike and it took me five whole minutes just to get there how are you still interested in something after five minutes of not having it don't you worry Steven it gets much more horrified when I got to the video store an awkward teenage video clerk named Kevin greeted me seven human interaction that's right James I poke worse to me with his own mouth and you know what he said when I asked about the video no no sorry we're all what did he mean by checked out like you had to wait 20 seconds I had to wait 24 hours dad hey don't worry kids I haven't even told you what a VHS is you had to rewind it hold on going to tech you're gonna have to wait a giant leak [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] all this one caper I just gives me the shape yeah [Laughter] [Music]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 862,478

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Id: mxGTAqW312A

Length: 26min 36sec (1596 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 28 2017