Funniest Kid Test Answers

hello friends it's me and today we're going to be checking out some of the funniest kids test answers if a child swallows a cleaning product why is milk often given to make them happy before they die oh my last glass of milk that was good thanks mother i hope it was chalky milk and make the pain go away dear mom i just got dumped at the dance turns out she likes bad boys am i a bad boy i hate girls this is so embarrassing imagine growing up and then your mom was like look what you wrote to me when you're like 10 years old i mean if you hate girls you a bad boy the diagram below best illustrates we got three giraffes one of them can't reach the leaves and falls down and dies decays well the other two just dump much of their grass you know it is none of these evolution no my added my own answer giraffes are heartless creatures how could they they should have fed the child also we we only got one eating tree there's no other food that little giraffe kind of deserved it i would have been like gnawing at their ankles or something there were four ghosts then one ghost flew away how many ghosts are left four minus one equals zero because ghosts are not real miss teacher lady how are you gonna bring ghost into it when i don't even believe in them should i use apples or something my sister's first day of homeschooling unscramble each word math bath dan ben rat cat hit the quit with kiss hey you can't say that she said i swear y'all be learning some extra vocabulary in the home school was a mother or father i mean to be fair was she wrong it does unscramble there's a picture of this boy and i was like this boy is he ain't sad he ain't glad he ugly enough is enough judy we don't care how he looks he just got into a biking accident and here you are calling him ugly we know that but what else is he at the end of the year this teacher gave him a survey and was like one thing i could improve on this year yes crying oh you know what me too what an improvement in one word describe school how in big long text i mean what did you want the students to say fun it's either this or stressful depressing exhausting i don't know what you were expecting when you asked it in the first place imagine that you lived at the same time as abraham lincoln what would you say to him or ask him uh i would tell him not to go to a play ever little do you know abraham lincoln please no matter what you do please don't go to the play you're going to die and if little billy had done that abraham lincoln would still have been alive today before we start i wanted to tell you guys that i'm gonna be in a game called dragon city and i will have my very own dragon in game and you can play as my dragon look at her she's so cute bestie we have the same glasses don't you just want to take it and just take a bite not very crunchy there are three ways to get my dragon you can breed two dragons to get a new one you can get mine there are also offers to get my dragon the third way to get my dragon is on the clash of the houses maze island this is how maze island works you collect maze coins of the game by feeding your dragon winning fights breeding and hatching then you can use those coins to move the sniper wolf dragon through the maze then reach the end of the path escape and then you obtain the dragon very cool there are hundreds of different dragons for you guys to collect you feed and train your dragons and then take them to do battle there are different pvp modes where you can fight in real time against your friends there are events every week where you can play new adventures dragon city is free to play and available on ios and android also windows and amazon so make sure you click the link in the description below dragon city and get my dragon it's only available until may 12th how is the brain like a cantaloupe list seven ways one it is delicious hey wait how would you know seven ways i'm trying to figure out what the other six are it's round it's squishy it's textured it's made up of molecules it's a fruit no it can be eaten we got cantaloupe for breakfast zombies got brains for brunch what is the strongest force on earth love wrong but nothing love ain't science is it gravity miranda can't see anything when she looks down her microscope suggest one reason why not she is blind uh the audacity of the teacher to mark this wrong nice try yes ma'am that was a very nice try you said one reason and i listed it and now you're saying i got it wrong miranda could very well have been blind are you saying she's lying microscope machine bump so they asked these kids what are three things you want to do in the future one get a girlfriend two kiss her three rule the world i think you skipped a few steps it doesn't go from bam boom skirt like a dictator cause i mean at one point they probably did the first two anyway when i am a hundred years old i will dead you got a graveyard drawn by liam what a thing to ask a child what do you expect them to say i ain't no nobody that lived to be a hundred so like i'm gonna assume i'ma just die pass away so frankie over here he's doing his homework i earn money at home buy i don't i am a freeloader i mean aren't all kids like you don't even ask to be here you don't even ask to be born so yeah no shame in being a freeloader i guess i had seven red grapes seven purple grapes for lunch how many grapes did i have in all seven plus seven equals fourteen i know it my brain told me oh no sorry it was actually my brand my brand told me like the cereal this was a breakup note from rachel to her playground boyfriend sean i am breaking up with you you have not talked to me since the day that you asked me out that was three months ago you need to get it together or you will never get married and that would be sad you should get married just not to me sean how you gonna ask her out and then not talk to her for three months what's up with that he's like oh no i asked off the wrong rachel ah panic she said what had to be said what is the best estimate for the length of a football it is a one foot ball the funny part is is that they are absolutely correct it's about this big y'all ever heard of an eight foot football what do you like most about your teacher boobs no no little billy diddly did not you know of all the things you could have said hello classy we are learning cause and effect for the cause tony practices the piano 20 minutes a day what will be the effect he is a big nerd i don't even know what to say to this bro i would have said he would have been a disappointment to his parents because 20 minutes a day ain't enough to learn piano name is solid poop name a liquid p name a gas fart perfect explanation for the children this is the only way they'll understand you can't even mark him wrong name six animals which live specifically in the arctic uh six we got two polar bears and uh three no no no four seals they definitely got at least four seals there that's that's a total of six this kid is going places probably not college but places in spanish class there was an assignment that was like use commands to tell your sister to do the following thing oh wait i don't have a sister i am legally not obligated to answer these questions because i don't have a sister can't make me pretend to have a sister now can you take that minus seven and move on with my life so these kids presented their parents with a declaration of war they wrote their parents a little letter we would like to have some power in this house example control bedtime how long our walks are when we get to watch tv uh i think we're asking you too much better better cross that off if you do not sign we will declare war on the parents uh just just sign here nice try billy smart but bro you're like six years old i ain't falling for it your parents lawyers or something like they really thought this was gonna work i see adults signing things all the time why wouldn't it find x what do you mean find x this is right here here it is it's right there do not see it i see it loud and clear that was easy no problem solving necessary where was the declaration of independence signed at the bottom they're not wrong it was signed at the bottom you should have specified at what location miss teacher lady fill in the solutions we got a problem here you fell on the playground and scraped your knee possible solutions you get up and you deal with it because mama ain't raised no i mean they do got a point i already know somebody in that class was like go to the notice office and quiet that's for mommy the difference between 180 and 158 is 22. explain how you found your answer yeah math don't worry about it i hated the show your work bro what if i'm just guessing but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did actually hit that like button though make sure you check out the link in the description below download dragon city it's free to play available on ios and android again make sure 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Published: Wed May 05 2021