Sticks and Stones: Abortion is women's right || Dave Chappelle

they ruined this nigga's life and now he's coming back playing comedy clubs and they acting like if he's able to do that that's gonna hurt women what the [ __ ] is your agenda ladies is sexism dead no in fact the opposite happened i said it was gonna get worse and they said i was tone deaf but eight states including your state have passed the most stringent anti-abortion laws this nation has seen since roe v wade i i told you i told you i'll be real with it and i know nobody gives a [ __ ] what i think anyway uh i'm not for abortion oh shut up [ __ ] i'm not for it but i'm not against it either it all depends on who i get pregnant i don't care i'll tell you right now i don't care what your religious beliefs are anything if you have a dick you need to shut the [ __ ] up on this one seriously this is theirs the right to choose is their unequivocal right not only do i believe they have the right to choose i believe that they shouldn't have to consult anybody except for a physician about how they exercise that right gentlemen that is fair and ladies to be fair to us i also believe if you decide to have the baby a man should not have to pay that's fair if you can kill this [ __ ] i can at least abandon them it's my money my choice and if i'm wrong then perhaps we're wrong fake that [ __ ] out for yourselves [Applause] i mean really what the [ __ ] are we doing i can't live in this new world you're proposing and meanwhile while we're worrying about all this other [ __ ] look at what's happening they just killed another 12 people in a mass shooting in virginia beach this is happening every week it happens so much i'm almost i don't care anymore i came home early from the road i had a twelve thousand dollar suit on because ice been going good and i got home early and dinner was cooking you ever come home and dennis cook and then that smell good and my son saw me and he was like dad's home and he got up from the table and ran over to give me a hug but he had chicken grease all over his face so i stepped on him like yo yo yo yo i made my man watch these threads son it's an expensive suit i don't want to get the chicken grease all over me and he was like what the chicken grease dad this is duck tear came out of my eyes i never dreamt i'd do so well in life that i'd raise a [ __ ] with duck grease all over his face [Applause] and we sat down we just talked about everything i was telling my wife about how my shows were going and i told her my trans jokes and she was like oh i hate that joke you know why she hates a joke because she's asian but you know what i mean i don't make that face at the house unless we're really fighting and it made her like we weren't arguing but you know what i mean she's just like you need to stop doing that and then i try to change the subject oh how is school going boys and my sons tell me well we didn't have school today technically i'm like what what's going on he said well there was like a school shooting drill i never heard of this you know what this is they have drills that they make kids do where they practice what to do if somebody comes to shoot up their school i never heard that before i was like what the [ __ ]

Channel: Dave Chappelle Stand-Up

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Length: 4min 19sec (259 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 06 2020